#WORk

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[consistantly-changing]

[Image description: a tweet by @/woofknight "Papa Woof und K..." (verified) which says "I just learned the professional way to say "I told you so":

"This was identified early on as a likely outcome.""]

[Two screenshots of the replies, which say:

@/ApolloSerenus "Apollo Serenus": Reminds me of how to say "Fuck around and find out" with some class: "You may test that assumption at your convenience."

@/DeeWaynee94 "Dee 🌹" (verified): "As anticipated, this aligns with previous predictions."

@/mcgough_p3h "PhillipNotPhilip": When truly pissed off, mine is 'This was not only foreseeable, but foreseen'.

@/punnym... "punnymanofindia" (verified): " Glad we had initially explored this possibility"]

[@/jaywakeham "Jason Wakeham": "As was documented in the earliest drafts replies, this outcome, which could have been easily avoided, was inevitable"

Damn proud of this one. My boss at the time was extremely pissed at me 😂]

[followthebluebell]

Newman is the largest ragdoll, tipping the scales at 15 pounds. He makes you feel every pound because he will cram himself into your lap, even if it currently contains other ragdolls.

Especially if it contains other ragdolls, tbh. He's a friendly boy who, like Roomba, has poor social skills. He tries to groom the other cats and keeps getting smacked about it. He doesn't seem to notice and just tries again.

He is part of a bonded pair with another ragdoll so rest assured there's at least one cat who loves him very much.

[probablyasocialecologist]

In 2018, right before the Covid-19 pandemic struck, the ILO [International Labour Office] estimated that 45 per cent of all working hours performed weekly at the global level were spent in unpaid care work, and that women and girls did around 75 per cent of it. This tells us that: (1) almost half of all human labour is not accounted for by the GDP measure of wealth; (2) this devalued labour is gendered; and (3) most reproductive work is freely appropriated by the global economy to sustain its growth, primarily via the provision of a cheap labour force.

Stefania Barca, Workers of the Earth: Labour, Ecology and Reproduction in the Age of Climate Change

[tastefullyoffensive]

45 Funny Work Memes To Get You Through The Daily Grind

[downwiththebad]

I swear to fucking god, if my boss gets any of my saved snapchat photos, someones getting sued and death be on ye if I lose

Would you like to import your contact—

[hardluckk91]

[followthebluebell]

Trying so hard to be brave for a little roast chicken

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

@magitekconveyor

[thatfurrylightelemental]

✨got fired✨

i’m calling this a win for my inner snep

alter human memes ehehhehe

[tastefullyoffensive]

Employee Quits After Micromanager Boss Demands They Work 13-Hour Shift On Day Off

[prokopetz]

I guess the reason all that Backrooms stuff has never really fazed me is because I worked in on-site networking support for a while, and literally every city's downtown district is just Like That once you get off the beaten path. Not just the really big cities, either; the one I'm currently living in has a population of less than 250 000 – metro area included – and a downtown area about six blocks across, and the service corridors still manage to do some House of Leaves shit. At one point I was trying to map the route of a misbehaving network cable, started out in a shopping mall parking garage, and ended up surfacing in the basement of the casino across the street. Totally unsecured – apparently neither the mall's administration nor the casino's managers knew that particular service corridor existed.

[downwiththebad]

This aint gunna end well....think the economy, drug issues, deailing with insurances, education, special education, and food health regulation and everything else dealing with a bunch of paperwork isbeung done inefficiently now? Just wait till they fire 1.7 MILLION employees

we live in hell. what do you mean elon musk is going to lead a new department of our government called "doge"

[glassshine]

nobody wants to work anymore

[mournfulroses]

Mary Oliver, from a poem titled "Work," featured in The Southern Review (edited)