#WITH UR WITTLE FLOWER

[xxxevilfilms]

I love the way you write! Happy I stumbled upon your account after revisiting my hyper-fixation on Tekken.

I’m also a big Asuka fan as well! She’s such a baddie fr, one of my mains! But! I also have such a soft spot for Lars. It’s so hilarious that I always crack shipped them together.

So you can already figured I was geeked when I found fanfics of the both together. I’m curious to see if there would ever be more of the two! Or more headcanons individually from them.

Thank you for ur service! I would have never thought I would find shit of these two!

Omggg, thank you so much for the lovely words!!! I personally have quite the soft spot for Lars (cuz he's hot) and I thought he'd be a really fun character to write for the bowl, mostly because, again he's hot, and I'm pretty sure as a military man with plenty of trauma he has some dark desires he simply can't hold back against his wittle niece hehe

I actually do wanna write more fics of them that follows the canon I established in my "In Her Sleep" entries for the bowl. Those wouldn’t have an underlying theme of somnophilia, but it would chronicle the lives of Lars and Asuka as they try to carry on their relationship unseen in their respective Kazama/Mishima households. They'd eventually confess to their families about their relationship, but I honestly don't think anyone would care so long as Lars doesn’t fumble the ball 🥴

For NSFW headcanons, because Lars is such a picture-perfect military war hero, I think giving him darker impulses and a raging libido (like his daddy lmaooo) gives him some flavor. It is very rare for him to actually be intimate with a woman since he's so busy with work, and naturally, this leaves him a little pent-up. In an AU like mine where the Mishima/Kazama clans are a single unit that kinda gets along, Lars cannot help but zero in on Asuka since she is the only available and constant female-figure in his life that isn’t his mother. This leads him to have a lot of kinks he's ashamed to admit to having (somnophilia, breeding kinks, etc.), but good thing Asuka is freaky enough to handle them!

In general, I think Asuka is a fairly innocent girl, but she is susceptible to corruption. In the wrong (or right, however you wanna see it haha) hands, she can get just as dirty as the man she's fucking and even encourage her partner to do things to her that they otherwise wouldn’t want to do unless provoked. Because of this, Asuka is very happy to indulge in Lars' desires since she likes him so much, but knows when to pull him back to reality when he gets too rough and eager with her. Lars just turns into an animal when he's got a cute girl in his lap, I think hehe

For general fluffy uwu feel good headcanons, Lars is a romantic sap who plys Asuka with flowers, candy, fine dining, and expensive gifts, and while Asuka is fine with all of it, she appreciates more casual experiences like arcades, amusement parks, and vegetating on couches.

[kirascottage]

dating jj maybank

jj maybank x gender neutral. reader

word count: 1.8k

cw: headcanons, overall domestic fluff, angst if you squint till ur visions blurry, mentions of poor emotional expression, mentions of sex / sexual innuendos, mentions of fighting / injury, strong pda, kissing, consensual groping, swearing, soft!jj

okay so this is the first time i’ve ever written dating headcanons so i’m gonna try my best

• jj and expressing emotions are a very complicated duo and almost everyone knows it, including you. he knows how he feels for you, and feels it strongly, but the way it comes out of his mouth is like gibberish and completely not understandable. 

“so you know — like — i don’t know, man. i feel heavy for you, like do you feel heavy for me, too?”

“jj, i don’t even know what heavy means in this context and what you’re referring to.”

• but he comes from a good place, and you come to know, learn and love that, because well he loves you, and with jj you just have to infer by his mess of words.

• this boy tries to be as romantic as possible but he’s literally never had a s/o before. the only thing he knows are one nighters so there is a lot that pope and john b advise him on because miscommunication is quite literally the worst. (stated by john b himself)

• for this instance and the sake of the headcanons: you are a member of the pogues, through and through.

• so most of the time you’re together, the pogues are there too. even dates. they love to occupy and jj could shout at the top of his lungs how they are the biggest cock-blockers to ever exist and they would not care. 

• so at that point he doesn’t even try to keep his hands to himself, he will touch you or quite literally make out with you in front of anyone and everyone he can.

• i mean he can get a little protective. (also considering he would never let you around his dad because he wants to protect you and would never let you near anyone that could hurt you) 

• i mean this guy would fight for you till the very end; punches thrown countless of times and harsh words absolutely shouted more times than you could count on your fingers, but no matter how many times you chastise jj, he would never stop to defend your honour because at the end of the night you’re the one playing with his hair and kissing his cuts and bruises.

• especially after everything as well with rafe, topper and the kooks he just wants everyone (including the tourons you see once a millennium) to know that you and him are romantically involved and you are very much taken.

• he even lets the most irrelevant people know the both of you are dating because he loves you that much:

“okay, babe, here me out—”

“jj a whole group of kids just asked me about our relationship! i love you, but the whole population does not need to know that we’re together.”

“obviously we can't tell the whole population! or I would, duh.”

•  even though he could blabber on about everything about you, including what shampoo you use and which perfume of yours is his favourite, affection is more his style: 

• this includes walking around with his hand in your back pocket because wearing anything but jean shorts is really not an option in that heat, (and this does include ass grabbing at every opportunity he can)—

• — his hand gently placed on your thigh while driving / while he’s next to you, interlocking pinkies 98% of the time as you walk together —

• — and peppering kisses is always happening. whether they’re ticking at your checks, suffocating your neck or affectionately placed on your forehead he’s always kissing you.

• other key, and essential, things that come to mind are that his arm is always around you; after everything that’s happened to him he just needs to physically know you’re there and that’s enough to subdue him.

• it’s almost routine for him arm to go around your waist or your shoulder, whether you’re tall or short, tbh he doesn’t really care, his arms and lips are always on you.

• dating jj is dating a teenage boy with absolutely no impulse control and zero control over what he says—

“I mean, dude, if you think about it, why isn’t a banana called a yellow if an orange is called an orange? and why are phones called ‘telephones’ like who the fuck came up with that crap?”

or

“i mean, hey, we could bang out here and it’s not like anyone would know. like jb could be out in the living room and be like clueless.”

“jj, there’s two windows pointing directly at us. i think he would know.”

• —if you don’t understand then he definitely does not either.

• you also flip each other off a lot and people are like ??? but you both are like — fuck you —(affectionate & full of love with my middle fingers)

• one thing he does know is how to flatter you, whether he’s obnoxiously winking at you or bringing you flowers with his tips from work, or he picked them himself, it’s all in the effort.

• any effort from you is like kids getting their favourite toy they’ve been wanting on christmas, for instance: anytime you bring him food, or offer to stay with him at john b’s is like swelling up his heart to the maximum.

• so when he’s not with you, or the pogues, which is rare he is outside. and jj is like diego the explorer he always finds little places just for himself, or for this instance with you.

• so a lot of dates include going to these secluded spots: sometimes it’s a picnic, or a walk, and stargazing is his absolute favourite as he listens to you drone on about the constellations and even just watching the sky with your presence next to him is so comforting and makes him feel safe. 

• of course when the pogues find out they’re brutal with their teasing.

“awww, look at the cute and happy couple!”

“my wittle babies, growing up so fast.”

“god, kie, you make it sound like we’re five?!”

• speaking of alone time, jj loves to cuddle when you guys are alone and that’s one thing he’s not fond of being teased about.

• his head is firm on your chest, his arms wrapped around your waist and his leg flung over your hips. to him it’s just a perfect way to start and end the day.

• he also loves to watch movies while cuddling and he has a set of movies and their genres completely memorized for the occasion.

• he has such a good memory to the weirdest things. like he can state in the exact order your makeup routine, or talk about all the caves and sinkholes in yukatan but ask him how many states there are in america and he’s completely bummed.

• back to what i was saying, cuddling and movie times together.

• he’s the little spoon i will not argue with anyone about this, especially if something happened that day.

• like if rafe pissed him off, some kooks stepped on his toes, his dad had been particularly agitated that day or he was just frustrated. your embrace is what keeps his together. he just loves the feeling of your arms around him, essentially protecting him.

• and the pogues always get a kick out of it when they see you too snuggled in the morning. they even take pictures, a lot of pictures of everything and anything they can. 

• their fav times to take pictures is when you both are off guard: like when he’s putting his hat on you, he’s sharing his juul with you, you guys are laying together on the boat or maybe your surfing together in the water.

• he’s surprisingly intimate about everything even though they’re such mundane things for him.

• he expresses his love for you by actions rather than words. for example, he has a guitar (an absolutely beat up one with missing strings and chipped wood, but he says it has more character that way as well as your signature on the back of it)—

• —and just strums it for you absolutely whenever and however your mood is because no matter what its always calming. sometimes he even hums a little tune or starts singing a bit.  

• another few ways he depicts his love for you is by shoving his baseball hat on your head (the one that absolutely nobody is allowed to wear) because he doesn’t want you frying in the sun or dying of heatstroke.

• a lot of his tank tops are now yours because they’re so comfortable and you can wear them literally anywhere.

• he shares, only with you but, he shares. his rings are on your fingers, his bandana is around your neck, his boxers are your sleep shorts, and he absolutely eats that shit up.

• he also gets extremely comfortable with you, like even more than john b in a way. example: you could just be chilling, his arm wrapped around your neck and — boom — he’s shoving your face in his armpit and trying to tickle you.

• it gets to the point where the pogues are so used to it and sometimes even they join in because they even like being included in on your affections but would absolutely rather drown than admit it. they love watching their two best friends love grow for each other, and they're happy jj has found sanctuary to love and be with someone freely. 

• speaking of love, jj is also like a puppy: praise, reassurance and kisses are the way to his heart and staying there.

• i’m gonna say it, jj has self confidence and love issues. they are not detectable at all but with his mother gone and the way his father treated him, there’s shit buried in his heart that it takes awhile for him to open up about.

• once he does: he cries, and he cried a lot. but after that it was like never letting go again. he trusts you with his whole heart and soul and he knows you won’t take advantage of that.

• the way you both accept each other into each others lives is so important to him no matter where you live, who you are and what your family is like everything counts for him and that just makes you the person who you are. 

• dating jj can be complicated and messy and wonderful and passionate and relationships aren’t easy but he would def be worth it <3

[wonpilandseungmins-whore]

Hii! I luv seeing more writing blogs that write for day6! Can i request for a confession from Wonpil?? Ur writing gives me mad uwus <3

Of course! I would love to see our Piri confess to his wittle crush! And thank you so much for the compliment!

Sunshines & Rainbows 🌈

Wonpil was a cute little college boy, he wasn’t your party type but he wasn’t a complete nerd either. I’d say he had a pretty balanced personality that anyone would fall in love with. But just because he had a good balance of studying and partying that doesn’t mean that this boy does not lock himself up in his dorm room most of the time. He is NOT a good social butterfly and I mean not. He went to parties just out of curiosity, maybe he’ll bump into some drunk girls, maybe the “popular” kids would talk to him. But he simply liked his four walls better than any sort of human interaction. Something was always off though, he loved studying and he liked partying, he had friends, a small group of them but still friends. He wanted someone to always run to with his stress & problems, friends are great but he wanted to connect with this particular someone on a deeper level. Of course he saw Y/n on campus, every time she walked by, it was like a freshly rained forest with exotic flowers and birds chirping. She smelled oh so good and had a personality of an actual child. But she knew when to get serious and that’s why she was so captivating. She was Wonpil’s definition of perfect, but Wonpil’s shy ass couldn’t do anything about it. I mean he could ask his friends but all they’ll do is tease him for the fact he has a crush and not actually helping him.

He was really determined to show his love though, he wouldn’t give up until you gave him a final answer. The boy googled and I mean GOOGLED confession tips. It was quite cute, you guys were mutuals. You knew each other but also at the same time didn’t really know each other. You both knew basic things about each other, favorite color, some interests, friends, nothing out of the ordinary for people who share a class or two and walk pass each other literally everyday. He knew your favorite colors were darker tones so he got you a mix of black and white roses. He didn’t exactly know what flowers you liked but..every girl loves roses....right? Knows how much you love crunch chocolate bars, the kid literally wiped the whole section of crunch bars. He thought some cutely shaped balloons would be nice with the other gifts. One big balloon in the center that says “say yes?” UGH he was so fricking eXCITED! You on the other hand always found Wonpil to be hella cute, you had a connection with him, you couldn’t describe it as a small crush yourself but everyone around you did. He was just a cute little caring fluff ball, how could anyone hate him?

CUT TO THE NEXT DAYYY. You were walking to your animation class when you felt a tap on your shoulder. It was Wonpil! You giggled at his slightly disheveled state. “What’s with the balloons Pil?” He smiled brightly at you as he took chocolates and a small surprisingly not squished black and white bouquet out of his backpack. “So Y/n...I’ve liked you since what..senior year in high school and we’re nearing the end of junior year in college. I wanted to give you these gifts to show that I’ve been paying attention when we would pass notes in class or whisper. Heh..so maybe you would like to go out to dinner? Or lunch! Lunch is fine too! But you also don’t have to go! I mean I would like it if you-“ You cut him off with a wide smile and a small kiss on the cheek, you gently took your presents from him as you made eye contact with his puppy eyes that were glistening...was....was he about to cry? “Oh my- Wonpil I didn’t mean to make you feel uncomfortable I’m so sorry-“ He quickly cut you off back as he jumped slightly and smiled. “Yes! Yes! Yes! D-do you wanna be my girlfriend now?!?” Your eyes widened at such a sudden outburst. “O-oh uhm..I mean yea! I would absolutely love to be your girlfriend!” Some people clapped as others kept walking and minded their own business. You quickly went on your knees as you put the chocolates and flowers in your backpack. Tying your balloons to your backpack strap as you quickly stood up, intertwining your fingers with Wonpil’s. His hands felt soft yet masculine. He held your hand up to his face as he kissed the back of it lovingly. You both entered class, you were still quite early so you both decided to sit and talk until the professor came in and started class. “Wow I never realized how adorable you were..I mean I always found you cute but wow.” “Y/nn! We’re together now you can’t tease me anymoreee!” He whined with a pout, the pout turning into a fake cry.

You laughed at his cute expression as you put your index finger over his lips. “Shh! Shh! Be quiet!” You said in between wheezes. Ugh he’s so..so happy? No that’s not it, energetic? Maybe perfect? No that’s not Wonpil, Wonpil is flawless. He’s an absolute sunshine and even if it rains he makes a rainbow. God it’s only been 40 minutes since you’ve been dating and you already wanna tell him you love him.

[lxdymaria]

i’ve been getting a lot of asks lately asking about what mods i use for stardew valley, and rather than just answer the same question all the time i’ve made a list of all the stardew valley mods i use. these aren’t all the mods i use, just the one’s i feel like are most asked for, if you ever see me use something that isnt on this list just lmk! if you have any further questions about the mods i use feel free to message me! (if you need help finding a CP version or an updated version of a mod im fairly good at finding them!) 

Stardew Valley Expanded: a recent mod but highly recommended. a total revamp and expansion to the base game, creating a lot of new content to enjoy! it’s absolutely amazing and i recommend it to everyone.  immersive map edits: makes some edits to the game map. needs to be installed for sdv expanded to work. farmer to florist: adds beautiful flowers to plant, as well as potted flower decor for your farm. not essential, but great for decorating! 

aesthetics:

A Wittily Named Recolor: the map recolour i use. as far as i can tell it works with sdv expanded.  some building edits: the farm building mod i use!  Cuter Cellar & Cuter Coops and Barns : building edits!  better artisan goods icons & Aquilegia's Cute Item Retextures & Colored Seeds:  re-textures items!  classy new interior: mod i use for furniture. here’s the CP version. fixed mouse house: gives out little mouse friend a cute & totally fixed house!  yellog’s wood craftables + yellog’s woof fence: the mod i use that changes the appearance of wooden fences and all the craftables. 

animals: 

elle's Cat Replacements  &  elle's Dog Replacements & Elle's New Horses & Elle's New Barn Animals: self explanatory. i love their mods.  CHONKINS: some fat fucking chickens  MythicPhoenix's Mythical Hares: i use the jackalope. more animals: using in tandem to the cat & dog recolours. lets you have more that one pet! it works fine for me though im sure it has the potential to be buggy. i currently have 4 cats and 2 dogs on my main save file!  Cat in a Coat: a wittle coat for ur cat.... 

character:

kisekae: a mod that adds the option to change your character’s appearance (without the wizard) also adds the possibility for hair and clothing mods! this is a replacement for the get dressed mod that no longer works. seasonal hats: so adorable! i love this mod a lot, the flower crowns look so pretty.

npcs: 

seasonal outfits: gives npcs seasonal outfits!  shane’s new job: gives shane a job at the stardrop saloon after joja shuts down.  ran’s harvest goddess: i highly recommend this mod. it adds a new npc (unfortunately replaces the wizard) the harvest goddess has her own heart events as well as is a romanceable npc. (she’s very cute and i love her.) 

quality of life:

loved labels: here’s the unoffical update for the current patch.  vintage interface: recolours the user interface. idk it’s probably not necessary but matches the rest of my aesthetic. if this isnt your cup of tea just search for interface recolours on nexus mods!  tractor mod: nice for large crops or late game playing. here’s a cute recolour mod as well!  part of the community: a nice and sutble way to gain a bit of friendship with npcs.  tree transplant: i honestly would not be able to play without this mod it saves so much time.  CJB item spawner: let’s you spawn any item into your inventory. helpful if you are using custom item mods that aren’t normally available in game. 

[baekhyuns]

happy happy HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANETTE!! 🥺❤️ @bbhmutual my big sis i love u soosososoo much ur my angel my cinnamon apple the yee to my haw my fave taurus 🥰💕❤️💖💘💘💗💖❤️💘💞💕💕 i always hope ur doing well and im always sending my love and support every hour every min every second every milisecond- u deserve so much sunshine and big amounts of love and stars and flowers and happiness !! the most sweetest angelic and funniest being ever 🥺💞💕❤️💗❤️💕💖 im always so grateful for u angel thank u so much for being my friend u mean the world to me !! and i hope u enjoy ur day !!!!! happy national anette day :3 hope u like my wittle gift to u!! 💕💘💗💖💕💞❤️😭🥰🥺🤠🤠🤠 🥳🥳

[anqelteeth]

nnnngghhhh im a thirsty wittle flower. u have to water me (u have to use ur pee)

hey milo dont speak to me ever again

[julla]

I was tagged by @flower-tabi thankyouuuuu :)

i tag: @xxxtiaxxx @gdislovegdislife @mycomplex @sushihairjiyong i honestly dont know if people like filling these up but i like reading ur answers lol

last?

drink: sprite zero but like does it really have no sugar bc its still super sweet so like... 

phone call: my employer 

text message: group chat w my siblings and mom 

time you cried: yday bc i finished rewatching school 2013

kissed someone and regretted it: yes

been cheated on: yes

lost someone special: my cat iti. miss u girly

been depressed: the thing is, i don’t like to say i’ve been depressed, cause i’ve never been told that i am (by a psychologist or anything like that) but i’ve been feeling down and still do many times (keeping this answer bc same)

gotten drunk and thrown up: yes lmao i tend to drink fast and then realize oops im drunk

favourite colours? red and black

in the last year you have?

made new friends: several yes

fallen out of love: i think so hehe oops laughed until you cried: hmm i think so 

found out someone was talking behind your back: yes

met someone who changed your life: yes i think so

found out who your true friends are: kind of

general?

how many facebook friends do you have: 685 and i’ve already deleted like a 1000 of them lmao but im too lazy

pets: 3 cats :) miisu, udu and tuul

ever wanted to change your name: when i was little i dreamed of changing my name to maria but now im like lmaoooooooooooooooo

what you did for your last birthday: i dont remember lol...

time you woke up today: 5:46am

what you were doing at midnight last night: sleeping

what you can’t wait for: going home in august

whatcha listening to: avatar soundtrack

ever talked to a person named Tom: LMAOOOOOOOOO anika check this out ahahahahahahahahha oh tom :) 

something that gets on your nerves: whining voice. my dad

most visited site: tumblr 

hair colour: red

long or short hair: long

crush: gtop

what do you like about yourself: sincerety

any piercings: only ears

blood type: no idea

nicknames: julla, jull, jultsu, jultsik, julka, julks, julio, hooters etc etc etc

relationship status: honestly idk lol

sign: cancer

pronouns: she/her

favourite tele show: the office us

tattoos: nope i used to want one but honestly i dont feel the need

left or right handed: right handed

have you ever had a surgery: nope

do you want piercings: not really. not more than i have rn

sport: me?! lmao forget about it. but i like watching mens figureskating

favourite holiday: i think christmas bc its long and everyone’s home. also food for like a week. 

trainers: ummmmmmmmm

more general?

favourite dish: bibimbap. sushi. potato salad with sweet coffee. 

favourite drink: sprite sadly. ugh...

i’m about to watch: brooklyn 99. everyone’s talking about it and i feel like it’s gon be good

what i’m waiting for: my beyonce ticket to arrive

what i want: cuddles from my cats. food. friends lol

get married: i dont really want to get married but i think id do it if it would benefit my kids or sth idk

career: farmer

which is better?

hugs or kisses: kisses bc u hug while u kiss 

lips or eyes: eyes

shorter or taller:  taller

older or younger: older

arms or stomach: stomach 

troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant i guess

have you ever?

kissed a stranger: yes loads lmao

drank hard liquor: yes

turned someone down: yes

sex on a first date: ofc lmaoooooooo

broken someone’s heart: i have

had a heart broken: yes

been arrested: no

cried when someone died: yes

fallen for a friend: mmmm no

do you believe in?

yourself: a wittle bit?

miracles: well... a bit?

love at first sight: no cause you fall for their looks and that’s not love

santa claus: no

angels: in some ways

misc?

eye colour: idk. greyish green blue w a little bit of yellow

best friends name: my siblings and mom

favourite movie:  umm.... apocalypto?

favourite actor: heath ledger, adrian brody, johnny depp, choi seunghyun, joseph gordon levitt, kim woobin and more

favourite cartoon: hmm.. bobs burgers? lol idk :)

favourite teachers’ name: i had a maths teacher in highschool called mister woodpecker. but honestly my fave teacher is my mom lol :) best teacher in our school everyone loves her

[systemmalfucktion]

All of them , pussy

Do you like resting your head in a boys lap, or on his shoulder? // LAPSweaters or hoodies? // when my bf were his sweaters... woof...Netflix or clubbing on a Friday night? // netflix atmDenim or leather jackets? // leatherWhat’s your favorite thing about boys? // hehe.. everythin..How do you like your tea? // teas grossHow do you like your coffee? // half coffee, half creamerFavorite fall color? // grey cloudsCan you drive? // psychically, yes. spiritually...Do you have a crush? // aaaWhat’s your favorite sport? // debate is MIND sport. tchAre you a pastel, neon, or neutral color mlm? // dont get me fuckin started on neonDo you wear makeup? // noDo you like boys taller or shorter than you? // taller plsDo you prefer hand kisses, or nose kisses? // hands What’s your favorite cologne smell? // bf had sum deodorant sum kinda fuckin cold wolf axe metal bs that smelled good Ideal date? // 2 of us, lotsa food n money, cold night on the townWhat’s more romantic: cabin getaway, or tropical vacation? // tbh cabin bc of woods and fireWhat’s your favorite mlm movie? // this makes me realize how little i watch movies that are gay but for a response i raise to u: spiderman hcDo you believe in love at first sight? // not exactly the way u'd think but i have a philosophy similar to deans where u feel like you were supposed to meet themHave you ever been in love? // YA rnDo you like sitting in a boys lap, or do you prefer when a boy sits in yours?// i sit bithMetal or cloth bracelets? // i had a matching metal bracelet for sum time w dean until it disappeared, i think i like cloth ones that tie so that it doesnt fall off my wrist as oftenWhat’s one of your favorite memories of being in love? // sleeping next to each other cuddling close is good every nightDo you tilt your head to the left or right when you kiss? // i havent thought abt that Would you like to take his last name when you marry? // no its nothing against his name its just that i like my name so much already :PDo you want kids? // yesDo you interlock fingers when you hold hands? // yesWhat’s a compliment you’d love to receive from a boy? // NONE compartmentalizes pls What’s better, waking up to him in the morning, or falling asleep next to him at night? // falling asleep bith. im grumpy when i wake upAny turn offs? // possessiveness/clinginess to an extreme from anyone in general bc of past relationWhat makes you blush? // bein called cute namsCoffee shop or dog park date? // coffee shop!!!!!!Big spoon or little spoon? // im wittle spoonWhat first catches your eye? // hairWould you enjoy it if he bought you flowers? // i'd appreciate the gesture but im not huge on flowersDo you think matching couple outfits are cute or cheesy? // depends. like if i see straights doing anything i revolt but live ur life. i have no standards for fashion Have you ever asked a boy out? // noWhich is cuter, him being confident, or shy? // confidence is always sexeWhat’s one of your fave love songs? // got a whole playlist of them. a song from me to him is gulliotine but he has a way better playlist

[punkscowardschampions]

Grace & Janis

Little Twin Times

Grace: It's not too late to change your mind! Get dad to bring you xxx Grace: 👍💜💭 Janis: Nah, you're all good, I'm going out to play footie with lads from down the road after tea Janis: You having fun? Grace: 😮😈 WHICH LADS??! Grace: of course! it's the best! 🙌 Name a film and we've got it ready to watch Grace: her mum ordered from the posh bakery too Grace: They've got each of our names iced on so you've gotta come Janis: You know, they live in the farmhouse one along if you keep going down the lane, renovated all fancy, like but they're actually alright Janis: shit at football though 😉 Janis: s'alright, you eat mine Janis: think they use too much cream, s'not as good as Da's stuff Janis: got any horrors? Grace: EW JANIS THOSE BOYS ARE GROSS DON'T PLAY WITH THEM Grace: they always shout stuff at us they think they're so 💪😎 Grace: You always say that! You'd eat custard tarts every day and never try anything new ever! Grace: 🙄 Grace: OBVIOUSLY WE'RE NOT AMATEURS Grace: the cinema room has everything it's like being out at the poshest one you can imagine 😍 Janis: Only 'cos you act like such a drip whenever you see a boy Janis: If you shouted back instead of going all giggly and red maybe they'd not take the piss, ey? 🙄 Janis: I would if I was faced with all that pastry and cream...tastes like fusty old tissue paper 🤢 Janis: At least that'll be a laugh then Janis: Her house smells like an old lady's handbag though 😂 Grace: OMG I DO NOT! Grace: what would you know anyway you're too busy trying to BE like a gross boy to get a boyfriend Grace: such a 👽 weirdo for a sister, how and why Grace: AGAIN DUH! It is such a laugh and you're missing it Grace: for football 🙄 Grace: RUDE JAN-JAN IT DOES NOT Grace: you're just jealous of how cool her house is Janis: Yes you do, you all just nudge each other and laugh like a bunch of loonies Janis: LOL and what would you do with a boyfriend, gracie? you can't even talk to one nevermind anything else Janis: for you, maybe, i'm good where i am tah 👌 Janis: why would i be jealous of having a too large tv in a too small room and calling it a cinema Janis: they ain't even got that much money, we've probably got more, they're just snobby twats about it Janis: how cool, so cool, woooow Grace: DO NOT Grace: I can't believe you've already forgotten that Jake and two of his friends are all fighting over who gets to be my boyfriend rn so Grace: I'm gonna be a great girlfriend like in all the films excuse you Grace: ugh you're the snobby one thinking we're richer than everyone and talking about how much money everyone's got all the time Grace: what am I gonna do with you? 🙄 Janis: how buzzin you must be Janis: doesn't mean you'll know what to do Janis: s'the stuff that happens after the happily ever after you need to know, graciekins Janis: only cos she's a show-off when she's got no right to Janis: always bragging that one Janis: you just don't like it 'cos you're up her hole, like 😂 Grace: I will too! I've practiced kissing loads Grace: Just because you don't have a clue don't tell me I don't Grace: You're the showoff always trying to beat the boys ugh Grace: just brush your hair, put some gloss on and come over Grace: you'll see she is cool and you're just being salty as usual Janis: yeah, we've seen the gloss on the oranges, its manky Janis: at least eat them when you've frenched them Janis: there's no trying involved, i'm just better than all the boys 😏 Janis: no thanks, i've got plans, like i said Janis: if she's so cool why you ignoring her rn hmm Grace: YOU'RE MANKY I don't even use 🍊 thanks Grace: You think as much of yourself as the boys do it's cringey Grace: and im not even ignoring her she's setting the spa up Grace: nobody's allowed to see what's she's done until she's done it so you're wrong again there Janis: Well all the others have got fellas rn or experience under their belt so don't think they're still getting in 'practice' like its a shitty teen movie 😂 Busted Janis: soz, I'll develop an eating disorder and self-esteem issues asap Janis: oh wait, no, fuck that i'm great Janis: don't hate cos u ain't Janis: better get ur surprised face ready now, you're a shitty actress, like LiLo bad post-all the drugs Grace: It's likely you, J, you've gotten really embarrassing lately 😂 make sense why you don't wanna come out. gotta stay in with the fruit bowl Grace: Don't even joke Kirsty Dixon from number 22 had to go to the hospital loads in the summer it's so serious Grace: you're the hater on me and my friends, read the chat back if you don't believe Janis: Whatever you say, Graciepoo Janis: So? She's still a lame bitch Janis: or you gonna be her best friend now too? Janis: Last I remember, it was your pals calling her names Janis: but now she's in the hospital, you all wanna send her flowers Janis: just not chocolates, she'll be raging, like Grace: YOU'RE SO RUDE AND SOOO WRONG Grace: i know you're blinded by your jealousy but it's sad how much you have no idea what you're talking about Grace: cute but still cringey of course Janis: lol jealous of what? Grace: me having friends and you being the lone loser Janis: 😂 no Janis: firstly, your 'friends', you can keep 'em, there's a reason they were free to let you tag along and be their bitch Janis: secondly, i'm happy being alone, you're the one begging me to come hang, so nice one there 👍 Grace: I'M TRYING TO BE NICE Grace: won't next time, bitch Janis: please don't 😂 Grace: laugh it up all you want you were the one tagging along with us for ages Grace: you're not too good, you're too much of a freak now that's all Janis: yeah because wittle baby gracie doesn't want to do anything on her own Janis: don't cry about it now 😂 Grace: no i didnt want my sister to be an antisocial weirdo Grace: makes me look bad too Janis: Literally going out after tea, did you not hear? Janis: You wanna control WHO I'm friends with Janis: I've got friends, I don't want your hand-me-downs Grace: those creepy boys who want to look at you in your shorts aren't your friends saddo Janis: Your mind, Gracie 🙄 Honestly Janis: lads don't care about things like that, they wanna play footie Janis: and I have plenty of other people I hang with, not everyone wants to be in a sad lil gang Grace: now who's being a baby 😂 lads always think about stuff like that Grace: 🙄 you only think its a gang because you've made yourself unwanted Grace: whatever Jan-Jan i've got fun to have Grace: be boring Janis: They really don't, they think you're mental Janis: also a right slag 😂 Janis: sure you do 😏 laters! Grace: at least they think of me you're furniture Grace: I've got plenty of time and chances to change their mind but you're always gonna be blah Janis: lol yeah, so much chance, when i'm the one that gets to chat with them every day on the pitch and you just stand there staring and dribbling, not the ball, like 😂 Grace: 🙄 so jealous at least they know me and my friends are interested they all think you play for the other team Janis: so? I'm not the slag, I'm NOT interested Janis: how lame Grace: i'm no slag either Grace: you're just being too judgey and weird to know the difference Janis: whatever you say 👌 not me you've gotta convince otherwise, is it Grace: thank god for that 😂 Janis: eurgh don't be disgusting Janis: now who's the freak Grace: EWW THAT'S YOUR MIND I MEANT YOU'VE BEEN HIT IN THE HEAD BY THE BALL TOO MANY TIMES TO HAVE A CLUE ABOUT ANYTHING Grace: 👽 Grace: so gross Janis: no you didn't Janis: you're a shit liar Janis: why would you even say something like that Janis: you're messed up, grace Grace: WHY WOULD YOU WEIRDO Janis: I didn't Janis: you're always like this Janis: you're so fucking creepy Grace: I am not Grace: you're the gross creep Janis: get your own comebacks Janis: this is why i don't want to hang with you Janis: you're so boring Grace: get a life and stop being so disgusting all the time Grace: it's not cool its just gross Janis: I've got one Janis: and it isn't yours to ruin with your lameness Janis: ✌ Grace: I can't ruin what doesn't exist Grace: can't compete with how much of a loser you are anyway Janis: stop trying then Janis: weirdo 😂 Grace: 🙄 pathetic Janis: Oh, FYI, you forgot your jammies Janis: Rio's dropping them in so you better run unless you want her to come in and show you up for being a fake little bitch Grace: No I didn't we've all got matching here already Grace: I'm doing fine get over it Janis: That's literally the most hilarious thing I've ever heard Janis: Hope you're snapping pictures so we've all got something to laugh at Janis: 'Course you are, remember to let Jake know the # Janis: so sexy 😂 Grace: You're so obsessed it's embarrassing Grace: leave me alone Janis: I'll remember that when you're pestering me later Janis: Thanks for putting in writing Grace: Don't flatter yourself that I care Janis: So blatant Janis: N'awwwwh Grace: so annoying 🙄 Grace: go away Janis: go soak your manky feet Grace: go lose on the pitch you try hard bitch Janis: me? LOL ok Janis: trying so hard to be white and likable Janis: of which, you are neither Grace: Plenty of people like me as I am thanks Janis: oh, and who are you today? 😂 Janis: you haven't got a clue Janis: faker than your brands Grace: and you do? 😂 trying so hard to be a badass all of a sudden Grace: everyone's laughing at you Grace: not me Janis: By everyone you mean your sad little friends Janis: who no one but you gives a shit about Janis: be more mad 'cos I've ditched you FINALLY Janis: and I can actually enjoy myself Grace: go and do it then Grace: you'd have to stop talking rubbish at me first Janis: do you see me there rn? Janis: I already am Janis: laughing at you takes no time outta my day Grace: 😂 Grace: like i said, obsessed Grace: nothing better to do than be this lame Janis: like i said, bad actress Janis: i still, unfortunately, have to share a room with you, remember? i've heard you crying Janis: 😂 Grace: not everything is about you Grace: nothing is pretty much Janis: Why'd you go crying to mum about me then Janis: Now I've gotta be nicer to you Janis: What a drag Grace: you're a drag Grace: and a worse actress than you think i am Janis: I'm not pretending otherwise Janis: Its impossible to be nice to you, faking it or otherwise Grace: can't be harder than dealing with being around you Grace: too cringey for words Janis: Aww Jan-Jan please come Janis: PLEEEEEEEEEEASE ITS SO MUCH FUN Janis: now that's cringe Janis: 👍💜💭 Grace: not sorry for trying to get you to keep your invite Grace: you said you'd come and the girls were expecting you Grace: some of them wanted you to be there, because they feel sorry for you or whatever Janis: I don't recall that coming from my mouth Janis: more like YOU said I would Janis: boohoo Janis: the ONLY person who gives a shit is you Grace: blah Grace: bored of you thinking you know everything about me Grace: if you don't care then leave me alone like I already told you to do Janis: how could i not? EVERYONE knows you, right gracie? Janis: ur as transparent as a window and as shallow as a puddle Janis: doesn't take a genius babe 😂 Janis: i'm having fun, fuck off yourself if you can't deal Grace: 😂😂😂 Grace: your definition of fun is so sad Grace: I'm off to have some for real Grace: bye Janis: enjoy your spa and matching jimmies Janis: you wild one 😂

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For the fic title thing: 'it's too big and I'm not putting that anywhere near my hole' any ship of Ur choice ;)

FUCKING CHRIST TAY.

Ahhhhh jeez. Alright buckle up buttercups.

Established relationship. Klance.

So Lance’s birthday is coming up. And Keith wants to get him something. But they can’t just go back to the space mall, because they’re too busy saving the universe and junk. And Keith doesn’t really have anything to regift. He’s thought about maybe wittling down a piece of balmeran crystal and attaching it to a necklace, but when would they go to balmera again?

But Keith notices that whenever Hunk makes dinner, Lance can’t stop ranting and raving about it. He oohs and hums, and practically vibrates with happiness whenever he eats hunks food.

Keith asks hunk to teach him how to make a birthday cake. It’s not a lot, but hopefully lance will like it, and the tradition of having a birthday cake will lessen his homesickness.

Keith makes him an amazing cake. It’s one of those rolled, log, cakes. There’s cream and assorted alien fruit wrapped in between the fluffy layers. Keith painstakingly garnishes it with icing flowers and delicate blue writing that says “happy birthday lance”. It’s beautiful and hunk couldn’t be prouder of him.

There’s just one problem. It’s ridiculously huge. It’s not a log cake, this thing is a whole tree trunk. When Keith presents it to lance (like hands over his eyes, leads him out to the kitchen all cheesy like. Everyone is there to sing happy birthday to him) lance starts happy crying. His chest hurts, he feels warm all over, and in between his giggles he says “Keith!… How on EARTH am I supposed to eat all this?!”. He kisses his boyfriend on the cheek, and despite Keith’s protests that this cake is JUST FOR LANCE, lance insists everyone help him take down this monster.

Lance tastes like buttercream when Keith kisses him that night.

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