#WITH MY HUSBAND

[multi-writer]

⚠️⚠️⚠️ZELDA TOTK SIDON SPOILERS⚠️⚠️⚠️

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HERES THE PROOF IVE BEEN HAVING THIS NIGHTMARE AND NOW ITS A REALITY

SOMEONE PLEASE WAKE ME UP

I NEED FCS ABOUT MY SHARK PRINCE AND READER INSTEAD OF THIS NEON SHARK WOMAN 😭

FIXFICS PLEASE

[twilightown]

I am HORMONAL and experiencing DISCOMFORT as well as EMOTIONALLY SENSITIVE and want to be [remembers jokes about dying are bad for my mental health] MAKING OUT IN A HOT AIR BALLOON

[konigsblog]

im so tired, i can barely keep my eyes open.. 😵‍💫

[mrtophat518]

COLLAB WITH MY BOY!!! ❤🧡

I DID A COLLAB WITH @chatastrophicdisaster I LIKE IT HE DID THE GIRL SHE LOOKS SO PRETTY I LOVE THESE ARE HIS OCs KAIRA AND KEITH I LOVE THEM RARAARARRARARARARA

[shinybasementtree]

Wine tasting ☀️

[darkmothsy]

From earlier

[brightlotusmoon]

[mamatater]

The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

[mod2amaryllis]

i love being married to a straight guy. this morning we were parallel chilling and i glance at his computer and he's watching a drill fight tournament. as in, guys attaching drills to the same rod and turning them on until one breaks. to find the strongest drill. jose noticed me staring and rolled out of the way so i could see the screen. he knew every drill brand and told me their quality and price. i watched the whole thing without comment. the violence was enchanting. i never would have found this. he's a vector to an entirely alien, often beautiful, world.

[ameba-from-space]

[luxury-nightmare]

Odysseus: Penelope I am not the same person you fell in love with, I have done terrible things to get home. I understand if you can’t accept the monstrous things I have done-

Penelope: cool, could you please move this wedding bed

Odysseus: what, no!

Penelope: that’s my husband

Odysseus: Penelope I have killed so many

Penelope: I don’t give a shit

Odysseus: I sacrificed my crew-

Penelope: And I would’ve done the same

Odysseus: I am covered in the blood of the suitors

Penelope: and you look fantastic

Odysseus: I TORTURED A GOD ON HIS OWN WEAPON

Penelope: and that was incredibly sexy of you

[nipuni]

Aziraphale and Crowley in Hades style! 😊

A speedpaint video of these will be available at my Patreon on june 1st along with the 10th doctor one!

[shoomlah]

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

[camilleflyingrotten]

Thinking about the Good Omens S1 body swap…

LATER

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Penelope's final gambit, you will always be famous, no matter the subtext.

[icaruspendragon]

babygirl i sit hunched in ways you’d never fuckin believe