#WHYYYYY TOM

[minhosimthings]

HEHEHEHE

No lube, no protection, all night all day from the kitchen floor to the dining table from the bed to church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air scream the lord's prayer, HE CAN TOP ME until I'm swollen, until I'm crying, until he's out of juice, until I cant walk, until I'm numb, until my throat hurts, until my cheeks are red, until the neighbours know his name, until my insides becomes outsides, until my hole remember the shape, until my jaws fall off, until my leg is useless, until my eyes are rolled back and it stays there, until my body does a backflip, until my whole body shakes, until the skin peels off, until my bones disconnect, until i pass out, until im paralyzed for the rest of my life, until all my eggs are fertilized, until all my holes are filled, until i cant breathe, until it gets longer than before, until he couldn't stand, until i die, until his tentacles dont come anymore, until my mouth cant eat, until i remember the length of it, until the end of time, until he dont have it anymore, until his hole remembers the size and girth, until it reaches my stomach, until hes grunting and growling, until he has to regenerate it, until the whole world hears . I'm gonna get him pregnant ten times over breeding him all day all night no protection just me and him all over the house on the floor on the couch on the bed in the shower on the rooftops even god couldn't pull me out of him.

Yeah I'm normal about him

[blackbatcass]

me buying the most dogshit stories for the chance to see My Girl.. (donna troy)

[recluseraven]

NO THE LAST POST CAN'T END THAT WAY FUCK THAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[helloimtired]

i neeeeeeeddd atteeeeeennnntttiioooonnnn but all my friends are busyyyyyyyyyy

[istillbelieveinmagic142]

Am I finally changing my profile to show that I like Loki now?

I am indeed. ❤️💚

Goddamn you, Marvel. 😭💔💔

I know what I want. I know what kind of god I need to be... for you. For all of us.

LOKI | 2.06 ‘Glorious Purpose’

[i-am-creacheur]

HELLO SORRY WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME THAT JOEL AND JIMMY HAD A KID IN ESMP2????? AND LIKE JOEL IMMEDIATELY LEFT THE KID ON JEVINS DOORSTEP??? WHAT THE FUCK??? TINY TOM DID NOT DESERVE THAT AND JIMMY WOULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT DAD

I am actually going insane. Joel adores Hermes but he was so flippant about having a kid with Jimmy and then just giving them away? Huh? There has to be a reason... there has to be oh my god he would NOT ACT LIKE THAT

...

Sorry im just imagiing how awful it would be for Tiny Tom to watch Jimmy and Joel have a custody battle over them while they were born basically twenty seconds ago

Theres gotta be a lore reason for this. There has to be. BY ALL THINGS EVER WHYYYYY I am going to be sick. ALSO Joel couldn't tell Jimmy where he was taking Tom... imagine you just had a child with someone and they take the baby/toddler from your arms and say "great! You get to name them and then I will put them in a box somewhere in the street!" And you can't do ANYTHING about it. Oh my god

[reel-fear]

Whelp, Lone Wolf looks like it's gonna be continuing the trends I've disliked abt recent Bendy releases pretty well. Here are some of the things I noticed in the trailer and my thoughts about it in general. Yes they are mostly negative. They will also be in order of when these things show up in the trailer and some with timestamps & pictures.

So Bertrum is back! So so glad to see him and Bendyland return, I'm pretty willing to bet none of the BATDR cast will ever be seen again considering how forgettable most of them are, so I wouldn't hold my breath on that. I also however wouldn't hold my breath on seeing too many returning batim staff either considering how many of them are related to controversy now.

Bertie mentions it seems like something else has captured Joey's imagination and he's not as interested in Bendyland. I hope this is something like the machine or something and not Yet Another random Joey motivation thing/project to add to the timeline. Like Joey wanted to appease gods, become immortal, get money, get a family and Also do something else? Please just keep him consistent for two games in a row I'm begging.

Fun thing while watching the trailer watch how the video goes from having grey borders to weird black line borders and then none at all a few times. Our very polished and not at all rushed trailer folks.

Boris is using his batim model instead of the kinda weird one he had in BATDR which he shared with Tom. I'm glad for that though it is also a little strange he didn't get a newer one for a release all about him.

Why why why, are we going sci-fi now with all the machines and stuff? The ink machine was only really relevant in BATIM as the thing that brought these rubberhose monsters to life, there was no hint of all this... Nonsense in that game and I preferred it that way! Why do we have to also be like FNAF and lose that interesting aesthetic we started out with to become more like other more generic horror games? Why why why is Gent now the main focus I don't even think Gent was properly mentioned in BATIM?? Idk, I just thought the interesting personal drama of the hell-ish studio and the tortured residents in it was enough to carry the franchise, I didn't need an evil sci-fi company in the mix. I know BATDR already hinted at this direction but that doesn't mean this isn't still a massive leap from that game. We got shows of subtle but yes more advanced tech here and now we just outright have what look like turrents in the 1930s animation studio. Whyyyyy...

This animation looks bad. I'm allowed to finally say that right? Like the fluid simulation looks bad, the ink looks all chunky and low res, I mean it looks like the shit you see in that animated Food Fight movie. What is with the red? Why are we so eager to break the iconic pallete and art style THAT MADE THE GAMES UNIQUE. If I wanted to see a sci-fi adventure with blood and gore, I'D GO PLAY THE HUNDREDS OF OTHER GAMES THAT DO THAT BETTER!!! Don't remind me of better games I could be playing Mike! Why does Boris have a weird, anime ink, demonic power animation?? What is that???

Why are those things alive now, wasn't the bendy animatronic not doing anything enough of a disappointment? Why are we deciding only now to do something with them when most people are probably now gonna just be confused. Why are the machines alive? Did the ink machine do that? Did gent do that? Did the evil sci-fi company really see a boris themed animatronic and go 'ah yes the perfect evil killing machine for our evil motives'?? I have so many questions.

Also that thing was not designed by Lacie. At least the Bendy animatronic was designed in a way to be eerie but you could see how kids would find it appealing same way the Bendy cut outs were unnerving but also cute enough to pass as something kids would love. This is just. Childlish edgy design without considering that these were supposed to be designed with kids in mind. I wouldn't be so hard on this franchise for that if it wasn't something that was better IN PREVIOUS GAMES, like I mentioned with the bendy animatronic and such. Esp since it now has more competition with things like poppy playtime. I'm begging you guys if ur pc can handle Unreal Engine 5 please buy that instead of this garbage.

Also it seem this was the actual animatronic Tom stole the arm of since its design fits the redesign his robot arm got for dark revival. I don't really care too much about that but it is cool.

Now however for the scariest thing of all! Bendy's declining level of polish and increasingly rushed products! You've heard of the uncanny and weird expression Henry made in the cage trailer!

You've heard of the graphic novel being published with an obvious coloring mistake!

Now get ready for the ink demon's hooves stuttering and twitching like it were a poorly made physics object in the trailer for a game! [using a gif from the steam page since it shows it off really well]

I mean I shouldn't have to say anything more right? Like that's just inexcusable. We've reached modern Pokemon levels of not giving a fuck how bad our trailers look and still expecting people to buy it.

Now I'm gonna go into some stuff on the steam page for the game and then I'll get into some more general points:

Why does this franchise have such a hard time animating faces and humanoid characters? What is this Malice expression-

Also hints to the Boris is a person/Buddy thing? Are we keeping that? Is there just a separate version of Buddy for the games without any of the compelling parts of him in his book? Or is this now being used to reference something else?

Sammy shown off uh- touching a Banjo in a way that resembles playing it? Uh guys, could we not have given this trailer and steam page more time to clean these up a bit why are his movements so slow-

"Bendy: Lone Wolf™ will tests your ability to survive against ever increasing odds. Monsters and obstacles emerge from every direction as you journey into the rubberhose halls of the world's most evil animation studio. Every day is a challenge." Lmao rubberhose? Animation? I forgot those were parts of the franchise, after all you sucked them all out of the ink demon a while ago.

One of the gifs which I didn't feature has a jumpscare/flashing lights, I hope it will have a warning for those since Secrets Of The Machine still doesn't. I also don't know why we're keeping the jumpscares since most people rightfully made fun of how bad they were in the og game but. Idk taking feedback has never been good with this team.

Overall everything just kinda, sucks. the polish is gone from even the trailers. The art style becomes less of a factor with each game and the lore is so hard to keep track of even for die-hard fans. The comments on the trailers seem almost purely positive so far so that doesn't give me much hope they'll ever learn though... The top comment is a quote from DCTL too which is hilarious. Also Boris still has NO facial animations, even in his own game he'll never be an interesting character, why am I supposed to care abt saving him in BATIM again?

I'll be playing and checking it out more but probably only because I'm getting it for free since I had dark survival. Besides that yeah I wouldn't waste my money on it. I'll probably rip the assets to look at though. Can we please make some more critical comments on the youtube upload? I don't want people buying this garbage.

Anyways yeah just wanted to say all this, I'm gonna be working on more positive posts soon I promise and they will be Bendy related! Not the canon-stuff but the fanmade stuff so stay tuned! Bye!!

[ww2yaoi]

the only historical inaccuracy in bob that genuinely bothers me (besides them changing the date of hitler’s death for seemingly no reason) is that they show web with easy in england and before d-day like NOOOOOO NO NOOOOO I don’t even say this for historical purity reasons like idgaf what they change as long as it makes narrative sense and creates good characterization but that change is actively BAD for those two things like we should understand web is an outsider in easy from the start…. like okay I won’t complain about having more shots of that pretty boy BUT they don’t show him at toccoa and they don’t have him in day of days or carentan because obviously he wasn’t there with easy. so it’s like WHYYYYY you can’t put my dick in a little bit and then pull it all the way out TOM HANKS either give me the pretty boy or be consistent with your narrative. and this is why I retcon web being in easy at that time in all my fics they’re my dolls to play with now tom hanks you HACK. web was just lost in curahee let’s leave it at that 🩷

[birdybooboi]

who were they fooling

The Locker Scene™️

[snap-fyre]

I KNEW Tom making that video was a bad idea oh my God, literally whyyyyy. Why would anyone on earth start making a video on someone being a spy after they've just discovered that they are in fact, a spy, and about to go on a super secret mission.

I am glad they didn't cut off his thumb tho.

[blimbo-buddy]

this fandom praises the most boring and/or awful toms for the worst reasons. no, fartwhisker the 2nd is not a "complex and interesting character" just because he did a good thing one (1) time

tree - he's interesting, in his own way, but that's about all he's got going for him. i dislike his entire thing with violetshine (violetzelda otp) and generally hate his whole selfish disregard for the sisters during squilf's hope, and his refusal to seek them out in tbc. i think he's a good father though, i just... don't like anything about him outside of that.

alderheart - boring as all get out. he's what you'd get if you took leafpool, made her a tom, and stripped her of all her individuality. also... sparkpelt should've gotten his arc. it's just the truth

fernsong - ohhhh i HATE this guy... he pressures ivypool into having his kits claiming that *he'll* raise them in the nursery... only to not follow through. he doesn't even hardly interact with his kits at all, leaving that to ivypool... i want to throw him off a cliff

rootspring - no personality, whines about how he's "so different and special", weirdly pushy when bristlefrost turns him down multiple times, doesn't take 'no' for an answer, and essentially overtakes bristlefrost's chapters midway through tbc out of *nowhere*, where suddenly she reciprocates his feelings apparently???? rootspring sucks, hate to say it! (i actually prefer nightheart to him. nightheart is more selfish and disagreeable, but he has his rare good moments too - specifically in thunder w/ frostpaw, i enjoyed their friendship. i hate nightsun though, whyyyyy cant those two just be friends)

thrushpelt - he's a nice character, and i do enjoy him for what he is, but his popularity is... confusing to me to say the least. he's kinda just generic, i guess, and i feel he gets *way* too much praise for it (similar to brackenfur, oakheart, or poppyfrost in that way)

100% I completely agree, the male characters do the bare minimum and they're praised for it and made out to be this great and complex character

Tree: His entire concept is interesting but it's all fumbled so fucking bad, I gotta find the post but I saw something that talked about how Tree felt like he was made to overshadow TwigBranch and I couldn't agree more. I hate his dumb fucking "What if MEN were OPPRESSED and WOMEN were SUPERIOR" backstory thing with the Sisters. And the thing is that the Sisters are a cool concept but they try and demonize them so bad, they're interesting in concept but in execution it's awful. I hope Tree dies actually

AlderHeart: It should have been SparkPelt, that's all I'm saying. Everything about his character should have been given to SparkPelt, I agree. Also nowadays to me, he doesn't really read as having anxiety. SMUDGE reads as having anxiety more and he's a background Kittypet.

FernSong: Let's execute him.

RootSpring: Kinda like Tree in that his concept is neat but execution sucks ass. "Waaah waah I'm ostracized for my ghost-seeing powers in a society that knows that ghosts are real and worships them, woe is me :(" I'll kill you. He should have died alongside BristleFrost and ShadowSight

ThrushPelt: I do like his nice connection with BlueStar but beyond that he's pretty alright. I don't hate him he's 100% a character that I'm pleasantly reminded of from time to time

[sk1fanfiction]

about the half-blood/graveyard thing (bellatrix is def not in love with tom riddle and she would die of mortification if she found out)

I know that there's an implication/discourse that Voldemort reveals to his Death Eaters that he's half-blood in the graveyard scene, but that's so weird to me. (the telling DEs he's half-blood. Not the ten pages of ranting dramatically. That's so him.)

To be fair, if you read the scene straight, the only people he actually tells are Harry (who already knows -- I wonder if Voldemort knows that he knows though) and Peter Pettigrew, who's there more because of his insecurity complex with James (and Lily) than being an actual blood supremacist (to our knowledge).

I just can't imagine it because of (1) Tom's insecurity complex about being half-blood + his image consciousness, I really don't think he wants it to be public knowledge and (2) I don't think the Death Eaters would follow him if they knew.

I mean, look at Bellatrix, telling Harry not to besmirch Voldemort's name with his filthy half-blood mouth or whatever. 'Real' blood supremacists see half-bloods as 'almost as bad as Mudbloods.' Ex: Walburga Black referring to p much everyone with slurs.

On Bellatrix, actually, I don't think she'd feel the way she does about Voldemort if she knew (which I think is one of the strongest reasons why it probably isn't public knowledge amongst DEs). This isn't just a cosmetic thing like the snake-face post-resurrection, it goes against her core beliefs. I don't think she can possibly know that he's half-blood or even that Voldemort isn't his real name. If she found out she was thirsting for and completely devoted to a half-blood (and a half-blood who has a Muggle parent and was raised as a Muggle! on the sliding scale of half-bloods he's very close to Muggle-born) I think she'd do something very drastic. Like kill herself. Or (attempt to) kill him and then herself.

And if you're of the mind that Bellamort is a reciprocated ship, then whyyyyy would Voldemort tell her the one thing he knows will turn her off. Just because Diary!Tom told Harry his whole backstory doesn't mean everyone gets the same treatment (besides he was planning to kill him so he probably figured his secret was safe).

Or on the other hand, if she does know (maybe Voldemort only tells his inner circle?), I think Bellatrix taking it well would be OOC (at least from what we know about her). She'd either (1) deny it and say 'Oh haha very funny I see what you're doing you're testing my loyalty My Lord' and carry on convincing herself he is the purest of purebloods (2) be forced to accept it and it would haunt her 24/7. I can see it posing a lot of cognitive dissonance-related issues; I'm not sure if Bellatrix is the kind of person who can handle conflicting viewpoints and honestly don't know how she'd resolve it. It might make her think about her sister Andromeda. It makes them similar in a funny way.

[crimsonvelvet]

Bendy Hunger Games, part 2!

The first part was so much fun, I just couldn’t resist doing a second one! Last time, ol’ Willy won, so let’s see who can best him this time.

Here’s our cast, once again

I did some minor changes, as in changed some pics, but that’s about it.

LET’S GO

SINNY WHAT HOW

Shawn is really clever tho

Everyone pretty much runs away, some grab food and supplies, but that’s about it, nothing else happens.

Day 1

PIPER WHAT ARE U DOING, HENRY WHY DO U EVEN LISTEN TO LITTLE INK GREMLINS?

BUDDY FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

a gang, yay!

Nathan, oh no...

Thanks Wilson, for letting her live, but why would u fight her in the first place?

MALICE WHAT WHY NOT THE BABY NOT ALLISON

a gang!

jesus, I just imagined Dudley hunting for people, SO SCARY

man, Allison just doesn’t survive even a day in my Games...ALSO NOT THE BABY

Night 1

awwwwww, Wally and Striker<3

AUDREY FUUUCK NOOOO

awwwww, father-son bonding! and Wilson is there

a gang?

hmmm Fisher, I wonder if u will

yes, help Sammy

Shawn, go to sleep>:(

Henry and Norms are buddies<3

uhmmmmmmmmmm, ok Betty, props for being so brave

TOM WHAT DID SHIPSY DO TO U

Day 2

Nathan and Dudley talking? Ooooooooook then...(can Dudley even talk?)

Striker, use ur striking hand, why are u doing this

Not Inky camouflaging XD

a gang!

WALLY NOOOOO

:( man....

Night 2

Shawn, don’t tell me ur dying

aww Nathan

nice Striker, thank u

INKY NO STOP, MALICE FUUUUCK

uhmmmmmmm, Tom?...... ok then

Jack:(

Betty just being Betty:)

let’s see if u win, Norms

Day 3

BRUH WHY JOEY

Inky, nooo:(

WILSON NO FUCK WHY

aww, a team

Sammy:(

JACK HOW DID U EVEN KILL HIM, HE’S GOT A WRENCH(did u beat him to death with ur valve? lol)

Arena Event

PORTER WHYYYYY

HEEEEEENRYYYYYY FUUUUUCK

SHAWN WHAT HOW DID U EVEN DO IT HE’S MASSIVE

BETTY WHAT NOOOO WHY NATE

JOEY FUUUUUUUCK

NORMAN NOOOOOOOOO

DAMN that’s a lot of people, and THREE my favs are here. Fuck

Night 3

JACK THAT’S UR COLLEAGUE WHAT ARE U DOING

a gang!

BETTY WHY

poor Porter...

The Feast

SAMMY NO NOT SHAWN

JACK WHAT HOW

INKY FUUUUCK NO NOT PORTER

Day 4

YAY Jack and Sammy, just like old times

Tom, thank u

:((( man...

Night 4

Tom being a cook<3

BETTY WHAT HOW IN THE WORLD

SAMMY NOOOOOOOOOO NOT JACK HE’S JUST A BEAN WITH A VALVE

Day 5

nothing interesting happens, some folks construct shacks, Inky picks fruit

ugh, not poor Jack:(

Night 5

SAMMY AND INKY WORKING TOGETHER?? wild

poor betty tho...

Day 6

TOM NOOOOO

SAMMYYYYYYYYYY WHY

fuck....

and the winner is...

THE INK DEMON HIMSELF CONGRATS INKY WHOOOO ROUND OF APPLAUSE(that was kinda expected)

Placements

yeah

that was so MUCH FUN I MIGHT DO A PART 3 OMG I LOVE DOING THIS

[harrywavycurly]

10 and 21 for Get To Know Me!✨

Hiii babes!!!

10) What's your favorite book? My favorite book of all time is probably the first book I ever read that when I was done I immediately wanted to read it again and that would be Queen of Camelot by Nancy McKenzie. I friggin loveeee it so much.

21) A song that evokes a good memory? One of them would be Delilah by Tom Jones and the memory is just that’s the song my nana blares when she would clean the house when I was little and she’d be singing at the top of her lungs while vacuuming and you’d be upstairs and you’d just hear “why why whyyyyy Delilah!!!” and you’d just know that meant nana was cleaning 😂💖

[cherienymphe]

Coriolanus snow as older Draco malfoy if he actually aged well

No really because whyyyyy did they make Tom look like that in the epilogue? I remember that pissed me off so bad like was this my punishment for being a draco fan? Also another fun fact but idk if any of y'all watched Bertie Gilbert on YouTube years ago but he played scorpius in the epilogue

[kairukitsuneo]

2023 Art Summary

At the beginning I was obsessed with Tom Cruise and Miles Teller (due to Top Gun)

And then D&D Movie happened! Amazing action and hooked me into the world of D&D((also Xenk & Edgin are so gayyyy

Spiderverse got me hype up but then disappointed with the cliffhanger :((( whyyyyy

Having to compete with Spiderverse and DC two big films, I decided to give some love to TRANSFORMERS: Rise of the Beasts.

Oh BoY, Mirage is such a fun guy! I fell in love instantly. Then, the more I dig into the world of Transformers, more characters I felt connected with! They have such wonderful stories and characters!

Drawing mech or robot is like stepping out of mu comfort zone. I never knew drawing robot is so easy lmaooo (hey

I hope I draw more and improve more! Hoping a good 2024 year ahead! 🤭💕💕💕🥺