#WHY THE CRUMBS

[leah-jeffries]

SUJAYA DASGUPTA as ZOYA NAZYALENSKY | SHADOW AND BONE, SEASON 2

[bluegiragi]

group huddle!

early access + nsfw on patreon monster!AU masterpost

[sanjiafterhours]

cant stop thinking about when the strawhats were having sandwiches for breakfast and Law was like I HATE BREAD so sanji served rice cakes especially for him

[blkkizzat]

Otaku!Gojo would 100% be the type to make Bunny do nerdy kinky photos like TCG cards covering her naked body😭 and prolly be super corny but loving asl

OTAKU!GOJO WHO HAS YOU MODELING FOR HIM.... "if i get a paper cut on my pussy Toru imma kick your ass!"

"if you get a paper cut on your cute lil cunt ill kiss it better and eat you for 3 hours straight."

it sounded more like a threat then a consolation so you stayed still and silent while Gojo and his professional camera with a monstrously long lens (almost as long as the monster currently poking against his sweats) snapped photos of you in a custom princess lelia looking bra in panty—made entirely of TCG cards.

How Gojo had managed to even make this is out of craft glue and some wire string, you don't know. you don't even know how he surprisingly made the garment fit you like a glove just from your mere measurements alone as he had no previous tailoring experience. Initially you refused to wear it, yet you knew these first edition holographic digimon cards meant the world to Gojo—some there was no guarantee he'd ever find another copy, so the fact he would effectively destroy them to make you a lingerie set in a odd way, still is touching to you. You're blushing even harder realizing that despite his many obsessions and kinks that consume his freetime, you're still the most important thing to him by far—even if he had the craziest ways of showing it. Snapping photos from every angle Gojo tells you to "look sexy" but the cute lil pout on your face turns him on all the same (truthfully any expression would have been sexy to him) as he coaxes you to bend over, the fat of your pussy lips exposed and slick as the cards near your slit warps and shrinks from the moisture. Gojo exposes, like always, his twisted lil kinks had a way of turning you on too. "heh, im gonna have to make the panties out something stronger next time, this cards are no match for you drooling pussy." you whine, which is so cute to him and he loves you so much he can't resist ending the photo shoot early reaching out and snapping the panties right off of you.

truthfully he was going to eat you out for 3 hours straight regardless...

otaku!gojo series

[luckyartdrawer]

The doodle page is COOKIN today! ngl I have no ideas for warm-up sketches, but I just really liked what I was able to dump on the page regardless, so wanted to share lol

Maybe one day I'll be able to doodle a ton. Please brain I beg of thee-

vvv Close Up's (Because I LIKE em!) below! vvv

[lucabyte]

I don't know how everyone isn't also always constantly thinking about how burial rites seem to be potentially one of the few things Siffrin instinctively remembers about their culture. But rest assured. I am in fact always thinking about it.

Textless version where they're just hanging out. It's fine!

[peekaboo6293]

cleradin!

close ups if y’all want:

posting a finished piece for once lets gooo 🙏🙏

[livzees]

Fruit detected

Told him not to hog the whole couch now he mad as hell -Zee

[itz-pandora]

Doomed Sonadow AU (15)

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It's been TWO WEEKS since I updated these mfs so I'll drop one page for now to get it out quicker.

[tra1nchi]

Wait chat monster who HATES humans,,calling them small, gross and fleshy even when his friend was getting married to one,,he didn't bother to show up,, how could such a powerful creature even think of getting married to something of pathetic?

He couldn't help himself but be so ashamed of his human fetish :( poor guy,,secretly watching dirty humanxmonster porn when he's alone,,cumming so quickly from the thought of his own human toy,, they seem so compliant and obedient!! It's sooo hard to act like he hates them everyday :/ he just wants to show the world how badly he wants to fuck one,,but it's too embarrassing for him!!!

[triglycercule]

HORRORTALE BOOK TWO GUYS HORRORTALE BOOK TWO JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS THIS IS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

[dearabsolutelynoone]

“Anthony was rather famously besotted with his wife…”

Julia Quinn, On the Way to the Wedding (Bridgertons, #7)

[sajdd]

so i finally went through tommy's letterboxd reviews because theyre just too funny and i had to share some of my favourites because these are gold

[posalis]

Do you ever think about Zuko acting as a human shield for Sokka? Because I do. A lot. (x)

[holyblanchett]

I'm so normal about this (not)

[marzipanandminutiae]

me, posting on a forum: hey guys, I'm kind of annoyed that my (usually very nice) housemates told me they want me to wipe down the counter entirely if I get breadcrumbs on it, instead of just brushing them off into my hand and throwing them away. I clean up spills and residues immediately with soap and water- especially if it's something that might cause salmonella, like raw egg or meat juice -but that just seems a bit excessive for simple dry crumbs when there's no other mess on the counter. I'm going to do it, but I need to vent about it

everyone else: OH MY GOD YOU COOK A THREE-COURSE MEAL AND THEN JUST SWIPE THE COUNTER ONCE WITH YOUR HAND TO CLEAN IT? THAT'S DISGUSTING!!! YOU'RE SO GROSS!!!

like. where. where is the reading comprehension