#WHOA.

[bad-traffic-smp-ideas]

insomnia(c) life

nobody is allowed to sleep irl for 24 hours before the session starts

there are no in-game beds. you cannot sleep. phantoms are still a thing.

so, about an hour into the first session, 1-4 phantoms spawn for nearly every single player all at once.

the only way to reset phantom spawning is to die (since you cant sleep), and otherwise they will increase in number every ingame night

scar starts selling phantom repellent crystals. tango and impulse and etho and scott hide underground. grian's constantly fending off phantoms from scar while scar's chasing fairies. ren and martyn end up in a puddle underground like they did when they first met in 3rd life under the same circumstances. this inspires them to start dogwarts part 2, which pearl, lizzie, and mumbo are determined to shut down due to the horrors they heard it caused the first time, and they hire cleo to commit some arson for them. pearl is in her natural habitat and is the most feared member of the server. her only allies are scott and bigb. speaking of bigb, grian's trying to do secret soulmates again, and jimmy and joel are trying their hardest to get him to stop and be normal about bigb, but scar's just encouraging him. joel ends up killing scar and then scar declares war on joel. lizzie finds out about this and at first is lke oh ok but then jimmy's like you two are literally married and then something clicks in lizzie's head. she takes cleo, mumbo, and pearl, and they plan this really elaborate arsony trap for scar that fails horribly when they left pearl to set it up but pearl was actually the boogeyman. scar is the only one who survives. this was not pearl's intention. she decides this man must be stopped. i dont have any more ideas for that part so we're moving on. ren's game crashes at one point and martyn just cries. etho somehow manages to put himself into an etho hopper clock and bdubs is the one who has to figure out what to do with him. oh i forgot about bdubs— bdubs is sufferring and decides to make it cleo's problem. cleo suffers so much from this that she has to be swapped out with gem for a session, who is not sleep deprived, and is just incredibly confused

bonus: no caffiene or anything allowed. extra bonus: except for the boogeymen. they can have caffiene and stuff

This reads like some sort of phantom-centric apocalyptic fanfiction and I'm in love with it <3

[edwardbonnets]

streets are saying that romancing emmrich as a mourn watcher gets you more content.........................do i need to do a whole new playthrough as an ingellvar this time around 🤨🤨🤨

[cadavors]

[ 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 ] : sender pins the receiver against the floor out of sheer rage. ( yakuzaaaa sukunananan, but choso is doing the pinning. free reign for you bb )

      𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑, 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍. he only pressed harder when rejected, maintaining positions and favoring being the one in control. audacious bastard, assuming they would part ways and forget this ever happened. held captive for weeks, chained up like some 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 riddled mutt … used then discarded. it was the silence that shattered him, that refusal to confess any wrongdoing. kamo wants to rip his dick off. remove limbs and sew them back on just to start over again. there was movement beneath him, rousing mind from whirling around the possibilities. the subdued is rolling his hips, rutting against both him and a lavish rug ruined by their dried mingled blood.

      intrusive thoughts are urging him to strike again. alas his knuckles are already raw and tarnished. a scoff elevates from his chest, nearly reveling with laughter but stifling it back down in favor of something far more lenient. lips are curving, amusement shown and flaunted as his own arousal pushing at the firm curve of this man’s ass. so well defined, it’s a 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐄 the owner of such qualities is nigh unbearable. fingertips glide under the flared hem of his button down, silently admiring soft fabric and trailing up his spinal column. ❝  you’re like a bitch in heat.     ❞ mockery, sore nerves. he wouldn’t soon forget how they came to be in this situation, no doubt their bodies are running solely on adrenaline. it was ironic, seeing him beg without words. actions never lied, but where amusement bloomed so did resentment. ❝  fucker.     ❞

      rough hand sought his pretty, rather feminine tresses. slamming the man’s head against floorboards. then again for good measure, a means to disarm him and fluster concentration. gather his wrists, tie them with his own belt. and so kamo did, opposing body flipped onto its stomach so limbs could be restrained behind one’s back. ❝  don't move, you'll only make it worse.    ❞ sukuna didn't always carry his gun, but this time was different. as though using it to deter backlash when he was eventually released, and that would have worked had the 𝐒𝐀𝐅𝐄𝐓𝐘 been off to begin with. @koseigu

[arcann]

this accompanied with the dwarves looking traumatized and shambling into the dead titans is so epic. existencial horror right there.

[localbeetlegirl]

[fieriframes]

[THEN WHEN WE PULL IT OUT OF THE OVEN, WE'LL LET IT REST. EXACTLY. ALL RIGHT. WHOA. THAT IS MASSIVE. LOOK AT THAT. CAN I TRY A PIECE? OF COURSE.]

[waitingforminjae]

whoa.................

[lovaboy]

omg. in two weeks i will be 28….

[young-royals-confessions]

people talk about Wilmon getting their happy ending and if Wilhelm will/should renounce his title when it comes to how they want season 3 to end.

Meanwhile all I want is for the screen to go dark, for us to think it's over, only for it to cut to Kristina (having a heart attack and) dying.

I like Kristina, I get her and where she's coming from, but that's my dream ending. I don't care about anything else.

I don't have to see it, it can be offscreen with a courtier yelling something and running, but I want the show to end on a giant cliffhanger with Kristina (about to be) dead.

[pokemoncodex]

I CALLED HIM A PUSSY AND HE KISSED ME.

[jikookspancakenation]

Pandemonium. #jimin @jonathanjacobs_, paris, 230120

[moecartoons]

Trademark is really nice dynamis lineart and pretty rendering on faces!!

Tysm!! 🥺 I really am so happy people like how I draw faces in general and I'm so flattered you call it rendering, I feel like I'm just slapping colors on 😭 But I do work so!! Ty!!!

OH AND OFC TY ABOUT MY LINEART, it's such a battle sometimes lmao

[hoonclub]

[ethereal-maia]

oh my god. Say don’t go might actually be the song ever. Oh my god.

[fieriframes]

[PARTY TIME. WHOA. AND WE'RE DONE. THOUGH WHAT WAS ABOUT THIS THAT MADE US FEEL WE DESERVED IT. WE'LL JUST START MAKING LINKS. AND THEN WE TAKE IT TO THE KITCHEN AND COOK?]

[goji-pilled]

Merry Christmas

HOO BOY.