#WHO NO. 14 BBHOT100

[jmdbjk]

GROCERY STORE PIZZZZAAAAAA OMGGGG

Please tell me it wasn't Walmart pizza. I thought perhaps it could be Whole Foods or some other slightly "upscale" grocery store pizza. Don't tell me it was the fucking Walmart pizza... I'm cryingg..

Oddly, the U.S. trailer has no music track. The other versions are playing SKOOL LUV AFFAIR in the background whyyyyyy????

We might see the little cafe in Jeju where Tae posted the pics. It is at the base of that mountain with the Buddha statue. It is not where they rented the sailboats though.

Yes, Jiminie, that's the correct leg position. You must show those fish who has the bigger balls.

They rented another motorcycle in Jeju!!

They had so much fun. I cannot express how happy it makes me to see how happy and content they are in these short clips.

[magxit]

Who's claiming Taylor's career was nearly ruined? The same Taylor who signed a massive deal with AT&T in the immediate aftermath of Kimye tape? Who gave a massive performance at F1 within weeks and only a couple months later hat a #2 BBHot100 hit? People are delusional if they think her career was nearly ruined or even that she thought that beyond a day - she was planning rep stadium tour 14 months before it started!

a fan said that Taylor thought her career was ruined I guess because of the Kim drama. That wasn’t even the case at all. Her public image took a hit but it wasn’t anything a little time and away from the public wouldn’t fix. 

[liamshelby]

noah fence but i'll always be *side eye emoji* @ the bbhot100 chart that came out like a week after liam had that big climb on the charts and everyone predicted he'd be at #14-#13 the next week but he stayed at #16 like that was some bullshit and sus, especially since the guy who usually did the chart was on vacation like hmmmm ( lol im 100% just joking but STILL).

LMAOO!!! i don’t know what that was about though!!!! 

[jmdbjk]

This is literally my brain when it starts overanalyzing:

Anyone else like that? My brain won't stop thinking about Jikook in February-March. It has decided to go into overdrive on the Jikook chronology of those two months and the only way to appease it is to obsessively obsess.

Let's review: back when Cedric Murac of Calvin Klein posted on his Instagram story that he was on his way to Seoul on January 29, we all got excited, and then what?... crickets.... Then we had the audacity to be angry at Calvin Klein for using Army for clout hahahahahaha. We didn't know!! Who turned out to be the clowns? We were skeptical up until the first images dropped of Kookie's bare abs.

We have no idea exactly when the CK ads were photographed but the one big clue we have is JK's hair. Jungkook emerged from deep hibernation at the beginning of February. His hair was long, long on Feb. 3 and a week later on Feb. 11, he had bangs and it had a lot of waves in it when he was working out at Coach Tommy's gym. Much like the way his hair looks in the CK photos.

We saw JK on Feb. 27 and his hair was long in the back.

Not relevant but, in a way, also relevant: on February 28, Jungkook deletes his Instagram account. We are shooketh. At that moment I thought for sure there will be no ambassadorships for him, the whole point of having a large social media following is to harness those followers and turn them into cash money.

Ok back to the task at hand: We saw both Jimin and Jungkook on March 3 and JK's hair still looked long in the back. By March 14, JK had cut some of the length off the back.

My brain also wondering: when did JK's visit to Jimin's rehearsal happen? between Feb. 3 and March 13 when Jimin left Seoul to go to NYC to tape the Jimmy Fallon show? Or that week AFTER when he was rehearsing for the Korean television music shows? That would have been the week of March 20-27? The car live where he told JK it was ok that he didn't come to one of the pre-recordings was on March 28.

[Regardless, that's a quick turnaround for a Bangtan Bomb.]

My brain on a tangent: what is JK doing there at work to begin with? During this Bangtan Bomb he was already decked out in a CK ball cap and CK denims and not dressed for a workout or rehearsal. Who knows, maybe he was there for his own meetings, fittings, reviewing photos, or other activity. Yelling at my brain to FOCUS on the topics already being discussed!

March 15, Jungkook posts his ramen recipe on Weverse and he and Jimin proceed to have a back and forth convo with Jimin who says he needs to head to JK's house when he gets back to Korea.

March 19, Jimin returns to Seoul from New York after his Tonight Show filming and his feature video for Vogue magazine.

Mar. 23 at 3:06 a.m. Jungkook wants a midnight tuna/chicken goulash snack.

The next night, Mar. 24 at 12:58 a.m., Jimin does a Weverse live in the car on the way home following Music Bank taping.

On Mar. 26 at 9:39 p.m., Jimin does another live in the car following MCountdown taping.

On Mar. 27 at 2:53 a.m., Jungkook sits down with us to watch Suchwita with Jimin, a Jimin MV, a fan-made Jimin compilation video and more Jimin, Jimin, Jimin.

The Calvin Klein campaign dropped on March 28 at 6:30 a.m. after being teased 24 hours prior. That would have been 8:30 p.m. KST.

Mar. 28 Jimin starts a live at 6:00 p.m. in the car (heading east by the way... my brain geez) after Inkigayo recording and Jungkook jumps in the comments. He had seen Jungkook's Calvin Klein teaser images by then.

Confused yet?

Me? I'm a visual person so I had to do this to see how it all played out:

On April 3 at 3:30 a.m., Jimin comes on live to receive our love over his history making #1 BBHot100 achievement.

Jimin is still working. He is not sitting at home. There is something in the works, we just don't know what yet.

Jungkook is probably about to be on his way home because we suspect Hobi's induction day is this week [sobs]. Time rolls on and waits for no one.

ANYWAY!

I hope you were entertained. We still don't know when that Calvin Klein photoshoot was or when JK visited Jimin's rehearsal, but now you have a visual calendar where you can see the possibilities.

You're welcome. [finally slams that door in my brain.]