#WHERE WAS THIS EARLIER?/??? I NEEDED THIS FOR MY HW KNSDGNKGSNKLSGDNKLSDG

[thelovelybitten]

HOLD UP I GOT THINGS TO SAY-

plot twist: stan is an assassin/mafia boss who's target is killing darwin when really it's wendy pulling all the strings for personal reasons (idk what reasons, but they'd be valid) and he's forced to kill her to save the world. tragic ending, Stan saves the world but Wendy dies by his hand. OR

cartman (mafia boss leader) kills wendy to save the universe when stan finds out she was just a pawn in darwin's master plan and watches her die (could darwin and gregory have some sort of illegal drug chain or something?? with damien??? PIP???)

randy could also be involved due to his biochemistry knowledge (making mutations/mods to the drug and helping the boys sell it on the black market) PLUS HE FUCKING OWNS A weed farm and that becomes darwin's motive to marry wendy to get intel from stan as he and the rest of the core 5 (kyle, cartman, kenny and butters) are trying to bring down this empire of cross-state drug selling hubs before someone? maybe the president is killed by the drug. idk. someone of value.

little does stan know that his father is one of the main sellers and the one person he wasn't planning to be on his hitlist. he just had to get to the boss. darwin. that also fucks up stan bc not only does he find out that wendy was used as a decoy and a placeholder while darwin injects something into the president and cartman kills her without knowledge of her loyalty, but his dad nearly kills him to save his boss's business.

before all this, stan and wendy rekindle their relationship and she helps him get a slice of life back but they grow distant as he's trying to kill her husband but she has no god damn clue so she assumes it's bc he still can't take her seriously and they stop being friends...wendy gets a tad (extremely) pissed at stan and wants to ruin his life which darwin is like: okay perfect I'll turn his ex-gf on him and have her kill him, no blood on his hands, she goes to jail and darwin is victimized, leaving him with his chain still going with no trace. wendy just wanted some simple petty ass revenge like slashing his car tires but she gets wrapped into all of this and--

i'm so lost and overtired rn but i had to comment on this bc WOW the possibilities the ask was immaculate

it's late but i hope this h/c added a little. s p i c e if u will.

good night.

I kinda come up with an idea that Wendy's husband Darwin is actually a spy from an enemy country if I ever write a fic. He married her just to get intel from what she is working on or planning an attack. And obviously Stan has to stop him before he can harm her and his country. What do you think of this h/c?

I would absolutely love that. DUDE THATS ACTUALLY GOOD, WAAAAAAAAHHHHH