#BUT SHE CATCHES FEELINGS AND TURNS ON DARWIN AND SAVES THE PLANET WITH STAN-- SIKE !!!
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thelovelybitten · 1 year ago
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HOLD UP I GOT THINGS TO SAY-
plot twist: stan is an assassin/mafia boss who's target is killing darwin when really it's wendy pulling all the strings for personal reasons (idk what reasons, but they'd be valid) and he's forced to kill her to save the world. tragic ending, Stan saves the world but Wendy dies by his hand. OR
cartman (mafia boss leader) kills wendy to save the universe when stan finds out she was just a pawn in darwin's master plan and watches her die (could darwin and gregory have some sort of illegal drug chain or something?? with damien??? PIP???)
randy could also be involved due to his biochemistry knowledge (making mutations/mods to the drug and helping the boys sell it on the black market) PLUS HE FUCKING OWNS A weed farm and that becomes darwin's motive to marry wendy to get intel from stan as he and the rest of the core 5 (kyle, cartman, kenny and butters) are trying to bring down this empire of cross-state drug selling hubs before someone? maybe the president is killed by the drug. idk. someone of value.
little does stan know that his father is one of the main sellers and the one person he wasn't planning to be on his hitlist. he just had to get to the boss. darwin. that also fucks up stan bc not only does he find out that wendy was used as a decoy and a placeholder while darwin injects something into the president and cartman kills her without knowledge of her loyalty, but his dad nearly kills him to save his boss's business.
before all this, stan and wendy rekindle their relationship and she helps him get a slice of life back but they grow distant as he's trying to kill her husband but she has no god damn clue so she assumes it's bc he still can't take her seriously and they stop being friends...wendy gets a tad (extremely) pissed at stan and wants to ruin his life which darwin is like: okay perfect I'll turn his ex-gf on him and have her kill him, no blood on his hands, she goes to jail and darwin is victimized, leaving him with his chain still going with no trace. wendy just wanted some simple petty ass revenge like slashing his car tires but she gets wrapped into all of this and--
i'm so lost and overtired rn but i had to comment on this bc WOW the possibilities the ask was immaculate
it's late but i hope this h/c added a little. s p i c e if u will.
good night.
I kinda come up with an idea that Wendy's husband Darwin is actually a spy from an enemy country if I ever write a fic. He married her just to get intel from what she is working on or planning an attack. And obviously Stan has to stop him before he can harm her and his country. What do you think of this h/c?
I would absolutely love that. DUDE THATS ACTUALLY GOOD, WAAAAAAAAHHHHH
#otp: i cant do it alone#viv speaks#WHY DID I POP OFF ?@?#LIKE I AM UNHINGED.#i love angst can't u tell#OKAY BUT WHAT IF. OKAY HEAR ME OUT...WHAT IF WENDY DID KNOW DARWIN'S MOTIVE AND WANTED TO HELP HIM KILL STAN FOR REVENGE#BUT SHE CATCHES FEELINGS AND TURNS ON DARWIN AND SAVES THE PLANET WITH STAN-- SIKE !!!#SHE CATCHES FEELINGS AND HELPS STAN SAVE THE EARTH BUT SHE UNFORTUNATELY IS SHOT BY DARWIN LAST MINUTE#OR. OR. SHE GETS CAUGHT IN STAN/DARWIN'S CROSSFIRE TRYING TO PROTECT STAN#i'd simply kill myself#like why do i have such bomb ideas at 11 pm#WHERE WAS THIS EARLIER?/??? I NEEDED THIS FOR MY HW KNSDGNKGSNKLSGDNKLSDG#i hate having stan cry bc he's gone THRU IT#but i just wanna show how much he loves her and how much she loves him#they'd fucking die for each other#but realize too late#and they lose each other forever#ugh my mind ate here#should i want a happy ending? yes bc my babies deserve the world and pure happiness#BUT NAH APPARENTLY VERA WANTS PAIN#i'm cracked ur honour#wendy's internal conflict w darwin and stan would fuck her up but once darwin has used her enough he divorces her no question#BC WHAT IF THEY WERE AN ARRANGED MARRAGE BY HIS DAD OR GRANDPA OR SOMETHING AND THEY KNEW SHE WAS THE KEY TO SAVING THEIR LITTLE INDUSTRY#BC OBVI. WENDY IS A GIRLBOSS AND EXCELS IN POLITICS AND IS IN KAHOOTS W THE PRESIDENT MAYBE EVEN HIS ASSISTANT???? IDK SOMETHING SOMETHING#NO BC THE ENDLESS H/CS#i'm sorry i blew up in this post op#BUT HNNGNGNNGNG STENDY ANGST IS SOME MF GOOD ASS FOOD
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