#WHEN THE FUCK HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN MICHAEL FUCKING MYERS TO /COWER/?? | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

wander-over-the-words · 1 year ago

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I honestly thought Halloween Kills was a fine film - not great, not awful, just fine, can watch it without much issue - but I cannot fucking get over the scene where they mistake the mental patient for Michael and get him killed by scaring him so much, he throws himself out the window

like??? how in the FUCK do you EVER mistake a man who is injured and terrified of you for MICHAEL FUCKING MYERS

#wandering over the words #(I just rewatched it it was playing on one of the horror channels)#yeah yeah yeah the point is they're the monsters now blah blah blah that's also dumb #but ffs. talk about making your characters stupid for the sake of one scene you thought was cool or whatever #''he always wore a mask how do we know it's not him??'' CAUSE THE GUY WAS COWERING IN FRONT OF YOU YOU DUMBASS #WHEN THE FUCK HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN MICHAEL FUCKING MYERS TO /COWER/??#JESUS FUCKING CHRIST #jfc they looked nothing alike except Michael wore the same uniform in the last film #which they didn't see him in??? (if I'm remembering right) so fucking???#I guess he and Michael were similar ages but fuckin still.#they just had their fuckin murder hard ons out #''evil dies tonight'' shut the fuck up #it makes the scene where he goes apeshit on the crowd so fuckin cathartic tbh. that one stupid scene actively makes me root for Michael nrn

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