#WHATTTTT THE CEL???

[ariadosanon]

Look, cigarette, you don't know this and have no way of knowing but something is coming, and it is pissed. You might want to drop the idea of having an actual pokemon paw for good lest you get put down like I personally would enjoy doing myself but unfortunately I am stuck in Kalos working an actually pleasant 9-5 office job. Honestly my boss is nice as hell, so yeah. That's off script though. Point is that there's something coming, something far worse than any pokemon, shadow pokemon, person, and it's going to barbecue you. You will become a protein packed meal.

Anon please keep your deranged end of the world ramblings to your own page 🙏 WHAT THE FUCK