#WHAT THE FUCCCCCKKK

[peachpopfizz]

the last song + final minute of hazbin hotel (s1) has me

[rueclfer]

we’re goin shot for shot today huh rue

dee fuckin hates me and wants me dead in a ditch

[demilypyro]

how is it that the other trans girls of Tumblr consistently manage to give your posts the worst faith takes possible

like i literally read that post and was like "yeah it is kinda silly in a way that people get mad about girls like you and me wanting to live our best lives huh" and then i see her shit and I'm like "what the fuccccckkk how do you even get to that point of thinking???"

Hm. Maybe because English isn't my first language, I'm not always able to foresee other ways in which my words can be interpreted?

But honestly I think it's just a matter that if enough people see a post, you'll eventually find that 1 in 1000 person who will wildly misunderstand it.

[localcapricosimp]

TTIIIIIIIMMEEEEEE OUT. BOTH OF YOU. CHILL THE FUCK OUT.

No I'm not dealing with this I AM NOT STRONG ENOUGH FOR THIS LOOK AT THEM WHAT THE FUCCCCCKKK!?!?!?!?!!?!? I CAN'T HANDLE THIS I'M WEEPING.

[blackbird-brewster]

Good Vibrations - Part 1

Tara/Rebecca || Rated: Mature || WC: 697 Fill: Multiple Orgasms (for @cmkinkbingo2024) Additional Tags: Sex toys, established relationship, fluff and smut

Tara's job calls her out of town frequently, which puts a damper on her new relationship. Good think Rebecca has a creative solution.

[Read on AO3] || [Kink Bingo Masterlist]

They'd barely finished dinner before Rebecca was basically bouncing with excitement as she set a red gift box on the table between her and Tara. "I got you a present. Technically, it's a gift for both of us, but mostly for you."

Tara picked it up and slid the ribbon away so she could lift the lid. Inside was some kind of vibrator she wasn't familiar with, which instantly piqued her interest because she had a very good knowledge of sex toys. "A vibrator?"

Rebecca excitedly took the package and flipped it over to show the description. "Yes, but not just any vibrator. The egg goes in your cunt, the outer bit gets placed against your clit. And the best part? It's app-controlled....from anywhere."

Tara's eyes lit up. "Anywhere?"

"Anywhere," Rebecca repeated. "No matter where you go, I'll be just a vibe away."

"I mean, before I take it on the road....we should probably test it out, right?"

Rebecca nodded eagerly. "I was hoping you'd say that. I may have already charged it and downloaded the app on my phone."

When they were comfortable and undressed in the bedroom, Tara lubed the toy and slid it into her cunt. It was fairly small, but it stayed in well enough on it's own. She wiggled a little to get it in the right spot then nodded to her girlfriend.

Rebecca pressed some buttons in the app and Tara jumped as the device came to life with powerful vibrations. "Oh, god. That's....yeah. That's, uh, great."

"That's only the lowest level," Rebecca replied. She began playing with the controls randomly. "Let's see what settings you like most."

For the next hour, Tara was subjected to all sorts of sensations and pleasure as Rebecca experimented with the app. The device had a wide variety of pre-programmed patterns, but it also allowed users to create their own with any combination of vibration patters and intensity.

Seeing as Rebecca was usually happily at Tara's mercy in the bedroom, their current power swap was thrilling. With the help of their new toy, she had Tara coming over and over again. From small, gentle orgasms, to full-body climaxes that had Tara screaming, Rebecca was drunk on power.

"Okay, okay, I'm done," Tara panted after a particularly intense orgasm that had her whole body lifting off the bed like she was possessed by a malevolent spirit.

Rebecca kissed her while reaching between her legs like she was going to pull the toy out of her partner's pussy, at the last moment, she held it in place and used her other hand to swipe the controls.

"Fuccccckkk!" Tara groaned, eyes snapping shut, her fingers half-heartedly grabbed Rebecca's wrist. "Okay, maybe, one more...for science..."

She leaned in to kiss her girlfriend while writhing with every wave of vibration. She came again in barely any time at all, then her body went completely limp. She removed the vibrator herself to make sure Rebecca couldn't trick her again. Tara smiled at her, "I love it."

Rebecca cuddled into her arms, gently kissing all over Tara's sweaty chest. "Me too. I think we're going to have a lot of fun with this."

"How's it going to work? Should I just call you when I'm away and feeling horny just to tell you to get the app ready?"

"I'm sure we'll think of a good system," Rebecca responded. She admired the device, chuckling at how covered in cum it was. She cleaned it down with a sanitising toy wipe, then dangled it in front of her girlfriend. "But I think for me to truly understand how to use it...I need to know how it feels. You know, for science. "

Tara bit her lip with an affectionate laugh. "Well, you know I can't argue with science."

Rebecca got the device inserted and handed her phone over to her. As soon as she was given control, Tara maxed out the vibration intensity, making Rebecca moan loudly as she clawed the bed. Tara continued playing with the vibration patterns in random order, laughing when certain ones made her girlfriend shriek. She laughed, "Science is great, but payback is a bitch."

Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 3

[creature-wizard]

i used to be in the loa community and it was miserable lol. i'd have phases of being so inspired and really feeling like things were going to change for the better, only for it to not happen. for a long time i held out, and any 'failures' i had i took it as an opportunity to improve and carry on. but then at some point i just began to spiral--it came out of nowhere--and i felt so, so hopeless. i think with every 'mistake' and failure i had, it built up without me fully realising it. i never told anyone, not online and of course not in real life, because acknowledging it would've been the final nail in the coffin for my 'journey' or whatever.

anyone who voiced their upset about not getting the results they wanted, they'd be told by some blogs that it was because they "weren't persisting enough", and that all they needed to do was continue. any mention of doubt or feeling bad was frowned upon. it sucked. because i sure as hell knew that i was putting my heart and soul into it. i like to view myself as someone who is steadfast, but a person can only handle so much until they crumble. to be fair, it wasn't completely loa's fault for my sudden decline in mental health, there were definitely different factors. but it probably wasn't that healthy for me regardless. burnouts happen ig

in defence of some of the blogs i've been on, there are definitely a few that don't have the regular toxic ideology that a lot of the other blogs do. not all of them take neville goddard's words and teaching as gospel, and some of them actually encourage getting help when you need it and to not rely on loa completely, and they reiterate that any awful things that happened to people wasn't their fault! but i will say that those more healthy loa blogs are more rare and hard to come by. coincidentally, they're also the least active. but i digress

but yeah. my main issue with loa was that after being in that community long enough, i just became stagnant. mostly due to the hope that things would sort them out themselves. i'd hold back on pursuing things and making plans because i wanted to do them AFTER i'd manifested everything. but clearly that didn't work out for me lol.

so uh yeah if you're in the community and reading this and you're not quite ready to let go of it yet, just don't let it hold you back. you think it isn't harmless until you just stop moving forward because of it. and please don't be afraid of reaching out for help.

sorry for the long ramble, hope you're doing well.

fuccccckkk if it were all true. manifesting a big ass psychic elephant would have been so metal !!

Thanks for sharing your story! And yeah, that's the thing about trying something over and over with no results - you might be able to repress the disappointment for awhile, but it will build up and eventually come out and hit you all at once. And it can hit hard.

You mention that you never posted about your failures, and I think that this is a far more common in the Law of Assumption community than many people realize. Neville Goddard's teachings and the community around them absolutely push people into self-censorship. We see people posting success stories (or, supposedly posting success stories), but we really have no idea of what's going on behind the scenes.

And it's a shame that the blogs taking a healthier approach to this aren't as common or active. But honestly, the fact that the toxic bloggers are spending all this time on this blue hellsite when they could, supposedly, manifest themselves doing literally anything else should tell people a lot about how well they're actually doing with the Law of Assumption and their approach to it.

Anyway, I'm glad you're doing better and I hope things keep going well for you!

[mightsink-drown-die]

AND I GOT GREEN FOLKLORE???? WHAT THE FUCCCCCKKK

[ohits-starflower]

YOOOO WHAT THE FUCCCCCKKK

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "IT BEGINS"

[kidfaded]

all the bio in the yj wiki about wally is in past tense && i literally want to cry 

[x-nephophile-x]

This picture made me forget every piece of knowledge i have ever had.

[angstiism]

[storiesofsvu]

happy thursday its l& o time

spoilers thoughts opinions and random ramblings under the cut

Okay, I know they’re undercover but OC seems to be shoving Jet & Jamie together and that gives me the ick because the actors are like, 13 years apart or something. And I get we can age up or down, but I always base of the actors ages so im uncomfortable here…. LOL.

Man… these guys are always SO obvious when they’re trailing, or like, staking someone out from a car, also, ive seen this chase scene already so I know what’s up, BUT, also ive gotta say, her little parkouring is literally just flashy, it’s not saving her ANY time than if she was just continuing to run. If she wasn’t showing off, she probably could’ve escaped.

Okay…does this case/jewelry shit have ANYTHING to do with the casino bitches?? Or are we now doing one BIG case/arc in the background for the entire season and smaller cases for each episode or two? Like the showrunners don’t know what they’re doing with OC….

Well that was some lazy explanation to cover stablers mom not being there and Eli’s in COLLEGE? Are we SURE? Is the math correct on that?

Yeah this Italian chick is annoying, I do not trust her, and she’s literally an olivia knockoff (again, no bensler shipping here…) BUT REALLY?? *sigh*

AYANNA!!!! FUCKKKK!!!! Dem HIPS girl!! I am looking *disrespectfully*

Okay…Jet clearly isn’t the same age of Ainsley if jet was married when she was 20 and it’s clearly been a while now. I don’t like that….

Is this…like..trafficked girl UC cop breaking cover to help her, has a kid back home… is this not the EXACT plot line from last season with elliot and that girl from the diner? This is lazy…just lazy…im literally only here for Ayanna and jet

Fuck AYANA is so pretty! (and also clearly divorced because no lesbian is doing their nails like that….)

Okay. I got bored during a commercial break and looked it up. Eli was born in s9 ep Paternity. That aired in 2007. It’s 2022. ELI IS FUCKIN 15 YEARS OLD AND HE LAZY WRITING/NOT CARING ABOUT SHIT LIKE THIS MEANS that he’s in college, in a different state, at 15. Not to mention… he was only 3 years old when he moved to Italy, he would’ve gone to Italian schools, he would have an Italian accent. Jfc. Why couldn’t they just say that he went to live with Kathleen??

 Okay…mothership time.

 Lets be honest, I’m not paying attention to this shit until Samantha’s on screen so I doubt I’ll have much to say LOL.

JFC there are SO many extras/guest stars that have been on a l&o show multiple times before. This is getting ridiculous. Can some more actors relocate to nyc pls?

Ugh can we stop bringing up covid please?? I know it’s all “pull from reality” but cmon…

OH MY GOD A PURPLE SUIT SAM?!?! FUCCCCCKKK ME!

Okay….okay…hear me out… if I end up writing power high femme sam x casual/bottom muncy….don’t come for me…..

“met the old fashioned way, drunk as hell in a biker bar in queens” fuck I love kate

Also there was a whole lot of shying away from terms of specific gender in that dating/partner talk…and tonights ep was directed by the person who played the og lesbian in this franchise… THAT’S SUSPICIOUS…

SAM!! NOW THE TURQUOISE!!??? DID SHE RAID RITAS CLOSET THIS WEEK OR SOMETHING?!!?! (I LOVE IT)

Okay…imma need WAY more background info on what sam’s story is… cause I just know there’s some shit that’s gone down, like I want that history…

Okay. SVU here we go!

Is amanda gonna fangirl tonight or is muncy gonna take that spot? Cause we all know molly loves sports and they do like to add/write in things of the personal actors lives…

I stand corrected… its joe… awe.. poor guy’s by himself?? You KNOW one of the girls would’ve gone with him!

What hotel did they film at? I need to know for fic reasons…wait…is this the homeland hotel…?? (s6 when they were in nyc)

Mothership ended with Sam saying she had a date, the perp in svu mentions having a date and you tell me why im expected sam to pop up over here LOL.

Yaaaasss molly coming in with the title card! A kween!  (truly did think we’d have to wait until after amanda was gone but I guess I was wrong about that)

Okay, called muncy being an American football fan, adore that they added that in there.

I LEGITIMATELY CANNOT TELL IF THESE TWO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FLIRTING OR IF THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE BROTHER/SISTER SASSY VIBES!!?!????

Octavio with the fucking *hand* thing again jesus

LOL fin… I love you… sweet talkin and bringing people food to get ahead in the case LOL

 UGH FUCKING MCGRATH CAN YOU PLEASE GO OFF A CLIFF ALREADY?!?

Muncy simply cannot be straight when she’s sitting on desks like that…. That IS A QUEER

GRACE FINALLY GOT HER CHEETOS!! YAY!

“the vending machine was out of kale” LOL also lol to joe being all health conscious…

THE BRIGHT TEAL HENLEY!! PLEASE!! JOE!! I AM WEAK

Omg grace fake fangirling, I love it

Where the fuck is carisi??

Dude…. You KNOW the cops are there..why the fuck are you now pulling a gun??

Okay so I will admit, I wasn’t paying too much attention to the case at hand, or the perp, like im literally just here to thirst over people at this point but that wasn’t a bad episode. Definitely the best out of the three for tonight. Still pissed that we don’t seem to get to go to court anymore. I also DESPERATELY miss the recurring guest stars that came along with court rooms, defence attorneys and judges and the like. *sigh* maybe next week. 2 more eps with amanda. Do we think they’ve been clowning us with those BTS pictures/videos or will that shit actually happen?

[daisys-gard3n]

Mm overstimming Fem Squadra sounds delicious

lawdy

You tend to get a bit too eager when worshiping Risotto, especially when you worship her cunt. You can't help yourself, just lapping at her folds and dragging your tongue through it before going to flick at her juicy pierced clit. Sucking on it, kissing her fat cunt lips and sucking on them, fingering it, letting your tongue slip inside of her and fucking her as your fingers rubbed at her throbbing clit. You tend to get to absorbed into what you were doing that you didn't even feel Risotto's cunt pulse around your tongue, cumming on it and giving you the sweetness you crave. You went back to Risotto's clit and started flicking your tongue, feeling her hands rake through your hair as he moaned and her hips started to shake. "F-Fuck, Tesoro- I-I already came, no more-Fuccccckkk! Shit! Can't you hear me?! Mm, fuck! Y-You're gonna make me cum again!" Her hips jerking and convulsing as her cunt pulsed while you played with her hypersensitive clit.

Formaggio held on for dear life to your body as you held a hitachi vibrator at her sopping cunt, buzzing at the highest level as she squirmed in place. Your other hand ran up her athletic body and played with one of her tits as you kept the vibrator on her, flicking your wrist to make it shake all around her pussy, her ash-grey pubes soaked and matted to her folds while she whined and moan. "C'mon, babe...I-I said I was sorry, fuck, p-please! I-I'm sorry for jacking off without you-F-Fuck, god, I'm gonna cum!" If she wanted to cum so much, you'll give it to her. Watching her folds pulse and her clit throb with arousal until you see her hips jerking and her muscles tensing, Formaggio was gonna cum. Her voice strained as she cussed in Italian, cumming as you continued to buzz the vibrator onto her clit. You didn't stop though, you kept it there and even started to quickly rub it all over her now sensitive pussy as she kept cumming and pulsing. Formaggio grabbing onto your arms and pleading you to stop, but you weren't gonna...Since she wanted to cum so bad. You'll make her cum as many times as you wanted while she begged and whined.

Frankly this was Melone's doing more than anything. She kept going even after she came, bouncing on your cock/strap on with literal hearts in her eyes and drooling while she sank herself down to the base of your cock/strap on. You haven't came, so maybe that was the goal of doing this. Even though her thighs were shaking and her cunt pulsed sporadically around the shaft, her hand playing with one of her pink sensitive nipples and her tongue out as she babbled on and on. You could hear 'di molto', 'cum', and 'cock' but that was about all you could make out from your horny girlfriend's babbling as she forced herself to cum more and more as she used you like a toy. Her milky white cum dripped down your cock/strap on as she moaned and continued forcing herself to cum.

Ghiaccio likes to talk all this shit, but when she's strapped down and overstimulated she becomes a whiny little kitty. It's quite fun to watch her break from her usual bratty and snarky attitude into whimpering and moaning for you, all as you pumped the vibrator into her tight cunt and played with one of her tits. She was biting her lip and clenching her fists so hard, trying not to give into you. But the more you turned up the vibration and the more you teased her, calling her your 'good kitty' and such. She'll be reduced into a shaking and whimpering mess as she pulls on her restraints. When her cunt finally pulses and cums around the vibrator, you picked up the speed and rapidly pumped the vibrator into her as her mouth hung open and her head thrown back as she moaned and cried out. "F-Fuck, please! J-Just came! N-No more! P-Please, god, fuck! Aaaaah~!" It may be getting revenge on your part, but you get so undeniably horny when you finally get to see her athletic cunt gush all over the vibrator while her hips jerked and her pussy spasmed, squirting all over your hand and onto the bed below. It makes you wanna try again and again until Ghiaccio was fucked stupid and babbling for you.

You're just an eager little sub for Prosciutto. You always want to try and please your mistress, waiting for her on your knees like a good pet and melting when she praises you. She was especially tired from work today, so you got on your knees and removed her panties from under her skirt and got to work. Prosciutto loves having her pussy ate to wind down, watching your lips kiss and suck on her cunt and clit while she casually sips on wine. Her hand combing through your hair and encouraging you to continue what you're doing. You felt her muscular thighs press around your head, so you knew she was going to cum soon...You wanted to prove you were a super good sub and show your Mistress that you'll earn the privilege of fucking her. As her muscles tensed and her head resting against the top of the chair as she lets out sighs while you tongued her folds, you hooked her legs over your shoulders and dug in deep. Devouring Prosciutto's groomed cunt and sucking on her clit while your fingers came along and started to pump into her. When she came the first time, you didn't stop. Continuing to flick your tongue at her clit and fingering her as her hips started to jerk and her walls spasmed around your fingers. "H-Hng, fuck. O-Oh, you want to be a good little thing, don't you? Fuuuuck, that's it. Make Mistress cum all over your face- Merde, god you're such a whore for me and I love it."

It was an honest mistake, Pesci is just so cute you couldn't help yourself. When she dressed up in cute yellow lingerie for you and when she spread her legs for you, how could you not devour that fat and juicy cunt? You couldn't get enough of her taste, flicking your tongue through her folds and sucking on her lips as you tasted her sweet juices. Pesci melted in your touch, grabbing at your hair and moaned so loudly for you as you slurped and tongued her cunt like you haven't eaten in weeks. Her thick thigh pressing against your head and her sweet moans and begging that you feel so good. You got so carried away in the moment, so drunk on your beautiful girlfriend's taste that you didn't really notice her cumming or her pulling on your hair as she tensed up. You just kept at it, only realizing it when you start to feel her hips violently jerk and her thighs shaking as she had tears in her eyes. She had whiny begs, mostly of 'please' while you ate her pussy. And just like that, you were soaked as she squirting onto your mouth. "O-Oh my god, I'm so sorry..I-I didn't mean to do that, gosh...I'm so embarrass-W-Wait, why are you going back in? N-No, t-too sensitive!"

Sorbet and Gelato...Are sort of a special case. Getting into a relationship with them was one thing, but overpowering either of them? Maybe when the stars were aligned. You managed to overstimulate Gelato, when she had a knife to your throat as you fucked into her with your cock/strap on. The thrill of her pointing the knife at your throat made the urgency to rut into Gelato like no tomorrow, not even paying attention to how her face twisted into pleasure and how she was struggling to hold the knife, you couldn't even listen to her moaning or her telling you that she was gonna cum until she was convulsing around your cock/strap on. You were just too full of horny adrenaline as you push her down onto you by her hips, only stopping when you feel something wet run down your thighs and see that she squirted. Seeing that she was panting and shaking while her cunt pulsed and creamed around you. That was short lived because you were flipped around by Sorbet and going to get pegged yourself as consolidation. I don't think you can overstimulate Sorbet, she's a mysterious one and she literally won't let you do it.

[tinyboxxtink]

I Hate Mondays-- (An Abel Plenkov/Reader OS)

Ya'll I just saw "My Soul To Take" last night and Raul as 'The Ripper' aka Abel Plenkov.....FUCCKKKK!!!

You already know I had a million ideas running through my mind. This was the first. It's dark, it's smutty, it's super angsty and...dark. Be warned.

I fucking love it.

ALL under the cut. Because...yes.

IDK if my tag list wants to read this, but just in case...

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“Ah, oh yes...fuck fuck fuck fuccccckkk baby yes--”

You were just about to orgasm when you felt the fist around your neck go limp and release you. You looked down to see the sad sack alter ego of your lover staring up at you in fear, his body now trembling.

“Aw for FUCK’S sake Abel,” You growled as you hopped of him. “You really know when to ruin a good time, don’t you?”

“W-W-Where am I?” His voice shook as he realized he was laying in a pool of blood. And not his own.

“You know where the fuck you are, Abel,” You groaned, losing your lady wood quickly. “Now where the fuck did you stash my Ripper?”

“Rip--I don’t know, Y/N!” He suddenly started getting his bearings. He’d woken up here too many times, and every time was even more horrifying.

“Really? Because we were just in the middle of having some god damn fun, and here you come out to piss all over it!” You nodded at his now wet crotch, he’d pissed himself as soon as he had come to.

“Y/N please, I didn’t mean to--” He begged you as he saw you going for your bat.

“Y’know you are SO lucky that you have Ripp’s body, or else I would gut you right here and now,” You hissed, revving up the bat in your hand.

“Okay first of all, ‘Ripper’ doesn’t have a body. His body was my body first!” Abel yelled in a semi forceful tone.

“Oooh, got some lip on you tonight, do ya Honest Abe?” You licked your lips with a smirk.

“A-All I’m saying is-- why, why don’t you just kill me? Put me out of my misery, please. It’d be better than cheating on my wife all the time, hurting my kids…” He began to blubber.

“A-And then his soul could go into another body, one who wouldn’t mind all of---this,” He gestured around the two bodies lying around the room. A guy and a girl, one for each of you. You and Ripper would like to have…’dinner’ first, as you’d call it before your hard core fucking. It was absolute heaven rolling around in other people’s blood.

“Yeah right, and risk his soul going into some rando?” You cackled. “What if it went into a chick? I ain’t carpet licking nothin!” You gagged.

“Or worse….” You made a horrified face. “What if it went into a fattie?!”

“P-P-Please, Y/N….” He pleaded with you.

“Unfortunately, for you Abel baby,” You pointed the bat into his chest, leading him backwards to the bed once more. “I enjoy your body. I know it, and it knows me,”

“B-But….” He tried to stop crying, but you scared the shit out of him. “Y-You don’t want to have sex with me, I’m just--”

“A fucking pussy?” You smirked.

“Yeah, I know baby, you ain’t gotta remind me. Your flaccid dick proves that real good,” You grabbed his limp penis, making him cry out in pain.

“Which is why...” You backed into him until he was laying on the bed and you were looming over him, the bat right under his chin. “....You’re gonna gimme back my baby boy right now, or I’mma beat him outta you,”

“No! Please!” He begged you, snot dripping down his pathetic sobbing mess of a face. It disgusted you to no end having to see Ripper’s face so fucking pitiful.

“It’s n-not like a magic trick, Y/N! I can’t---can’t control it,” He was heaving now with sobs.

“Fine, just know you brought this on yourself, Abel,” You raised the bat high above your head, ready to knock his nuts off, but when your swing came down towards his body, one of his arms stopped the bat dead in its tracks.

“...Now I know, you weren’t going to hit me with that, my little slut,” Ripper’s voice came from Abel’s body with an evil grin.

“Ripp,” You gulped. “N-No, baby I was trying to get you back from that bitch’s little mind prison,”

“Ah, I see,” He ripped the bat from your hands and tossed it across the room. “But see, you always seem to forget-- you damage this body, I damage YOU,”

His blood soaked hands were instantly around your throat as he roughly jammed his now rock hard erection into your throbbing pussy. He flipped you around so he was pounding on top of you, his grasp still tight around your neck.

His eyes filled with lustful glee as he saw your face turn purple, listening to your gagging made him come faster every time. He let out a mighty demonic roar as he ejaculated into you, choking you to the point of passing out. He let go right before you lost consciousness, and the wave of an orgasm washed over you like a ice cold shower, bringing you back from the brink. You screamed in absolute ecstasy, Ripp knew how to give you the best orgasms of your life.

After you were both done, Ripp grabbed your bloody face in his bloody hands, licking all of the girl corpse’s blood off your face and neck.

“Fuck you taste so good, my little whore…” He panted while he lapped up the blood like a hungry dog.

“Mmmm yes daddy, lick me clean,” You moaned in pleasure while sucking the blood off his chest and nipples.

“Wait-- Fuck, he’s...he’s winning again, Y/N,” Ripp stopped licking you and looked at you in anger. “FUCK!”

“No! Fuck him! Stay with me, baby…” You practically whined.

“....Until next time, my love,” He growled softly, in his own romantic way.

“Dammit,” You muttered, as you saw Abel’s face wash back over into his body.

“Oh my...Oh my GOD…” He realized he was now covered in blood from head to toe, and had recently ejaculated. His penis was sore from the rough fucking Ripp liked to do, it damaged his body more and more every time he came to in this God forsaken hell hole you called a house.

“Mmmm…” You flipped his quivering body over and licked his salty tears from his bloody face while he continued to sob.

“Y’know I don’t know what tastes better Abel, your cum or your tears,” You gave him a wicked smile.

“You’re the devil, you know that?” He glared at you.

“Nahhh, I just fuck him,” You winked as you tossed him a towel.

“Now, go take a shower and run home to the missus, wouldn’t want her finding out your dirty little secret…” You mocked him by putting a finger to his mouth with an evil cackle.

Abel did as you said and bolted into the bathroom and slammed the door, ready to take as many hot showers as he needed to to wash the sin off of him.

As you heard him crying in the shower, you began your usual clean up. You grabbed a bone saw and a horse trough of bleach, ready to dissolve the corpses. One day you’d make Abel help you with the clean up, when he could do it without vomiting.

While you were humming to yourself getting the tarps picked up, you felt a wet sensation on your face. Left over blood? You put a finger to your eye and pulled it back. You were...leaking.

“Fuck…” You growled, throwing down the tarp and going for a beer bottle in the corner.

You broke it on the floor and took a long shard, dragging it down your arm until you saw blood pooling out. The physical pain was good, it centered you. It distracted you from stupid things like emotions. You couldn’t sit around pining for your demon boyfriend, you had shit to do.

You must have stared at the blood for a little too long, as you started to feel dizzy from a lot of it now dripping across the floor. Before you knew what was happening, you felt Abel running over and wrapping a towel around your arm, rubbing your face.

“Y/N? Are you okay?” His voice sounded miles away.

“Wha--” You suddenly came to, realizing the dickhole was coddling you. “Get the fuck off of me, white bread!”

What would Ripp do if he could see you from in there? What if he saw you being weak like some fucking school girl?

“I was just trying to help--” He said softly.

“You can help me by getting the FUCK out of here,”

“...R-Right, sorry,” He quickly pulled on his shirt and pants, holding his shoes as he dashed down the stairs and out the front door.

“Fucking Christ…” You sighed, going to get some gauze to wrap your mutilated arm in before you started to clean up again.

“I hate Mondays.”

[ask-the-hottest-people-on-earth]

hhhhhh i just wike up wtf was i drunk what was i drijking who is this person why am i like this what the fuccccckkk

[mightsink-drown-die]

AND I GOT GREEN FOLKLORE???? WHAT THE FUCCCCCKKK