#WHAT DO YOU MEAAANNNN SO I DID

[n4talia-chaparro]

Is the gp au set in the 90's or the 2010's?

Possibly both???? Well i meaaannnn

maybe in the 90's to 2010's. Welp MAYBE 2010's cuz idk why not. The timeline is complicated and I wanna try to fix it to make it easier to explain.

I wanna explain more so lemme explain tho-

We gotta remember that Krupp's trauma took place in 1985 (age 10) since the traumatic event and things were getting worse til in his mid-40s (2019. Well possibly almost like in the 2010's to be exact-) and maybe that's where the whole "sick fucked up murderous principal (villain) role" starts kicking it cuz we gotta keep in mind this whole bloody childhood au and the tbgdotgp au are CONNECTED because of the timeline and parts of the BC au has more explanation and details about the timeline and information before the present. (Get it? Past to present jokes, No? Alri-)

The reason I'm rambling about it so much is because again since the AU's lore is VERY LONG and it's treated like a cringy series it has its parts similar to seasons except in the dumbest way yet maybe intriguing and may have something to do with each timeline/event. For example, if the whole gruesome event started in 2019 (late or mid "2010's" idfk), season 2 is supposed to focus on the AU sequel (TBGDOTGP II: "Bloody Summer", and other dumb unshowed sequels/saga ideas, etc.) and you know the rest. Just like a spin-off or whatever you call those. We all know what's gonna happen LMAO

This goes to other characters involved cuz half of them were part of the childhood (in the 90's). Some were present and never had the chance to know why he acted the way he did (for example: Edith & Moxie, or George and Harold)

Everything may take place in those years and possibly it was set for the 2010's cuz again. The whole villain role may started in that year BEFORE the gruesome disaster started- ‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥

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[connorsui]

We literally went from point a to point b in a black ice filled mountain road going from 30mph to 100mph cuZ GODDAM DID THE SMUT HIT SO QUICK I THOUGHT I SKIPPED A PARAGRAPH FOR A MINUTE🩷🩷🩷😭 CUZ U TELLING ME WE BE FUCKING WITH THIS MAN ON RANDOM OCCASSIONS FOR FUN !? ….. And then the director just be proud we nailed our scene so perfectly …like …🧍🏻‍♀️💀💀

I MEAAANNNN YOU CAN SAY WE ARE JUST DOIIIINNGGG GRREEEATTTT💅🏻🤡🤡🤡

Like the thots are brewing in a good layer of glitter dust✨️ and it has me thinking ……—-like imagine the netizens who will build reddit forums out of our relationship cuz the series we started in together was one of those popular shows that gets everybody talking??😶😶🩷🩷🩷

….fans of “our” relationship would be discussing how they wish they would get something similar out of their own relationship with their significant others💀😭 .,... …–celebrity news outlets would be spotting us out together eating at a restaurant and reporting it online …netizens will then try to find that exact restaurant and try to figure out what we have ordered specifically so they can rate it🤡💀 … …those same newsoutlets will even take pictures of satoru and (reader) together walking at a park with coffee in hand

And the netizens are collectively losing their minds ……it be like k-pop forums spotting their favorite singer at the airport😭😭

Thoo just to give another layer into the thought …..a sauce to the plate 💅🏻✨️….imagine people finally start speculating our relationship?🧍🏻‍♀️ …like after going on ‘dates” being spotted heading to eachother houses …netizens start looking back at those sex scenes from that popular series and start to wonder …were they really doing their job as the actors to portray a scene …or were they genuinely so good cuz they fucked before? 💀💀💀

AAAUUGHGHGHGHGHG YALLLL I CANNOT— MY AUTHOR U ARE GIVING ME SOO MANY THOUGHTS AND ITS MAKING LOSE MY MINDDDDDD 😭😭😭🩷🩷🩷

Its like one of those fics that if you take a drug …u are automatically in another dimension ..its holy ,,its gods gates ..its reaching heaven and then not being able to touch it .,..it got you wanting to say✨️ “thank you” ✨️to your dealer cuz u now imagining urself in real time walking around with glitter gold attached to your heart

This fic be glitter

you and satoru were co-stars in the second season of a very famous tv showed, to your surprise, everyone loved the both of you.

talked about how fluent the dialogue was, how your body language reacted to his and his did the same, almost like…

“fuck, fuck, fuck satoru!” your body banging against the mirror in your trailer as satoru slammed into you, your panties dangling from your angle.

“shhh… fuck, shut the fuck up.” he grunted out between thrusts, his big dick pushing into you so deep you were starting to get light headed.

his head dropping to your shoulder as he starts to get close, his hands gripping your hip getting tighter and so does your walls.

clenching around him as hie tries to keep a steady pace but it’s only getting sloppier, his grunts turning into whimpers.

your hand coming up to cover your mouth so you won’t spill moans out, tiny los forming in your throat and a tear falling out your eye.

“fuck…” satoru draws out, his pace slowing down and your body releasing all tension, your eyes twitching from the wave of pleasure.

so there’s that, two co stars, fucking in between breaks, nothing strange there, nope.

if anything it’s a good thing, the fluidity of your movements and dialogue with each other is great, that’s what keeps the viewership.

reading the comments on how you guys looked like you were actually in love made you and satoru’s cheeks warm.

another reason why this should never stop, money, pleasure, it’s everything.

“wanna run lines in your trailer?” your cheeks warm from asking the question but satoru likes your boldness.

taking your hand and walking you to his trailer.

he loved how your body gravitated and moved in motions with his, cause this method acting if you will.

the fake sex on screen even felt so real, the sexual tension between you two were so strong, everyone on set could feel it.

“ugh what beautiful artists you both are .” the director would say to the both of you. the praise felt good, and not something someone says to be nice… it felt real.

real enough for you to want to keep fucking him.

[wyvernwinds]

nobody hmu i’ll be processing chapter 15 for the next 48 hours

[marvellfashion]

Garrón obviously didn't understand that Phoenix is a natural sluttifier (personality and fashionwise, except for Scott of course.) Being Phoenixed means that you'll look divine AND sexy! Aaron's take on the Phoenix Force bores me almost as much as Bendis'. I'll never understand how Chaos Magick and the Phoenix Force could be cosmic polar opposites when one of them is literally older and more powerful than the other. One of them is but a type of Magick created by a almost-as-old-as-the-Earth deity and the other is supposed to be... many things: good and bad, love and passion, fire and life, sexuality, a god, child of the Universe, the manifestation of Jean's soul, etc. Saying that the Phoenix, one of the oldest entities, is a being of chaos and that some younger entity's creation that literally has CHAOS in it's name is supposed to bring order and balance to... I don't even know. I will never understand you Brian... No, I do. He just doesn't give a f about canon and what previous writers did, even more so when it's a female character's story, he just couldn't care less. T'Challa is literally the only one that looks pretty and hot. How could you do Namor this dirty? I don't even UNDERSTAND what is going on with his feet? Is he wearing boots? Jen is literally so fashionable! She would love to be Phoenixed and look smokin' hot... Steve could have been Nomadified once again... Literally everyone there is HOT as fuck! --Channels Letra Bedsoe.-- Give me slutty THOR! I want to see Thor NUDE! --Ok, I'm done bitching.-- I know the X-Fans aren't interested in seeing the Phoenix with the Avengers, but this could've been GOOD y'all! At the very least fashionwise.

I agree! The Phoenix = The Sexy Majestic.

(I’ll say this tho the sketches look very weird because of the color choice and lack of skin color)

I think he nailed it with T’Challa, he has a fire crown, a boob window!!! I appreciate that also look at the next cover. I meaaannnn

But yeah the other designs were a miss for me, especially Namor’s (why an X on his crotch??) and Logan’s 🥴 the others I can tolerate but still missed opportunities

[takenbyheartstrings]

The Hickey Prank on The Twins

Request: How do you think the twins would react to their girlfriend pulling the hickey prank on them? -👅

warnings: Mentions of sex, language

A/n: Oh shit.

Ethan:

it started off with going to james’ house.

he tried to give you a hickey, but both of you laughed too hard.

you resorted in getting james to do his work and make it out of makeup.

this was a revenge prank set in place.

and it started last christmas when ethan pranked you by doing a ‘cheating prank’.

which worked. but it ended in him being a bitchass and you forgiving him.

but nevertheless, you had to get him back.

you would sit on the couch and then proceed to tie your hair up. and have the hickey on your neck and collarbone show.

ethan would loose his shit.

“what the fuck is that y/n?” he asked through gritted teeth.

“what’s what?” you asked clueless.

“the fuck is that on your neck?”

“ethan i don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“that fucking thing on your neck.” he said before proceeding to point to it.

“oh this?” you chuckled ‘nervously’, “it’s just a bruise.”

“on your neck?” he asked before proceeding to get up off the couch. “i’m fucking done.” he said exiting the house.

“ethan, wait!” you said running after him.”

“wait for what, y/n?” ethan asked angrily, “the love of my life is cheating on me!” he raised his voice.

“ethan, i’m sorry.” you said a voice crack escaping your mouth.

“what’s there to be sorry for, y/n?”

“that this is a prank.”

after that he’d look at you and mutter, “bitchass.” and then proceed to hug you and kiss you.

“wait wait wait.” you said pulling away, “i’m the love of your life?”

“hell yeah.”

Grayson:

it’s the same start, jame’s paints two on. a couple months ago, grayson pulled a prank on you where your new adopted pet got stolen.

and you fucking hated him for that.

so it was revenge time.

grayson was sitting on his bed as you came out of the bathroom wearing a towel and put some pj’s on.

you sat next to him as he slung his arm around you.

and then he notices it.

“y/n, baby, what’s on your neck?”

“gray, it’s nothing, i hurt myself this morning.”

“y/n, stop lying to me.” he said hurt, “did you cheat on me?”

“grayson, it’s nothing.”

“y/n, stop lying. did you cheat on me?”

“gray, it’s nothing relax.”

“how am i supposed to relax when the woman i love and cherish is allegedly sleeping with someone else?” gray let out a breath, “did you cheat?”

“gray- i- yes, i did.”

“why?” he asked, “am i not good enough for you.”

“gray, of course you’re good enough for me.”

“then why cheat?” at this point he was sitting up and looking at you his eyes brimming with tears and you couldn’t hold it up anymore.

“gray, it’s just a prank.” you said and hugged him tight.

“you’re so meaaannnn.” he groaned.

“i’m sowwy.” you smiled kissing his forehead.

“it’s okay,” grayson smirked, “just be ready for when i get you next.”

[asongofbirdsandhounds]

sansan prompt list - MBD edition

This is just a little personal thing to throw down some ideas I have for creative endeavors based around SanSan using themes/lyrics from my favorite band Murder By Death. Normally I would just write this type of thing down in my idea journal but I also thought that others might be interested in some of the themes/ideas these songs inspire. I will always talk up this band to friends in the hopes they’ll enjoy and support them, and there are a few songs in particular that give me major SanSan feels. I guess technically, more songs give me Sandor feels, but I wouldn’t have those feels without SanSan, so here we are! There are even a song or two that match Sandor and Arya’s dynamic (not included, but one is called Piece by Piece, and it’s a Rly Good Song). I’ll put the rest under a read more, as I’m about to get incredibly rambly. and also song lyrics take up a lot of space. Feel free to get creative using any of these prompts too, if you so desire!

Before the song/lyric/prompt list, let me just explain you a MBD thing since they’re a huge creative inspiration and influence to me, as well as amazing musicians and story tellers through their music. Plus I’ve had the pleasure of seeing ‘em a bunch of times, and they’re some really rad down to earth individuals. (this is not a sponsored post I just really love this band wow.)

💀Murder By Death, or MBD as we’ll call them from here on, is a five piece “American Indie Rock Band” out of Bloomington, IN. However, my favorite musical genre description for them is “Gothic Folk Brooding Americana” ;3 Their sound is difficult to narrow down to a mere description, so I won’t get too into it, but what I want to focus on here is the song writing. At least a few of their albums are concept albums with coherent storylines or themes. Their second studio album *Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them? released in 2003, and was their first concept album however I am omitting it from this list as the themes aren’t really as relevant for this list, and their sound/style was not quite found yet at this point. It’s a really cool album though.*lmao had to make an edit here cuz i mixed up the title

In Bocca Al Lupo

A concept album with the themes of sin, punishment, guilt, and redemption. (HMMMMMMM SOUNDS SUSPICIOUSLY FAMILIAR...) Despite those Very Relevant Themes, I won’t be using too many of these songs for my list, but there are definite Sandor feels throughout this album.

In the first song, Boy Decide ;

Some men crave women and some men crave gold Some folks die too young and some die too old Some just want to pass life with liquor and cards Some work to the top and well some don't get far Boy, Decide Boy, Decide You're too old to fuck around and too young to die Time to try life on for size Cause you're pissin' into the wind Squandering the life you were given Now what will you do? You're wasting away your life Digging a hole you can dive into When you get tired of fighting

There are other songs that could definitely fit as well, but honestly my main feel with this album is just the title itself. In Bocca Al Lupo is an Italian phrase that literally translates to “into the mouth of the wolf” and is used as a kind of “good luck”. It is most fortunate our dear Sandor has found himself in the mouth(s?) of wolves, I think. ;3

Red of Tooth and Claw

I don’t think this album is technically considered one of their concept albums, but it is the album that gives me the most SanSan feels, so I’m voting it in as an honorary. It’s also one of my favorites so the bias is there. I could probably just literally post entire songs and it could be an entire theme itself, but I’m going to try and keep it shorter and only post the lyrics that really get my creative juices goin’ (ew)

Steal Away

Well your momma and your papa, they don't like me too much. I've got a dark streak in my ways. But you and me will stick together. We're two birds of a feather; together 'til the end of days.

Fuego!

The heat floats on top of our skin. Like an ice cube in a glass of gin. I can't even hear the words you say. I need to leave, but I want to stay. Baby, it's been so long that even the roses hips are turning me on. Baby, it's been so long.

I want you. I want you. I get the feeling if I stay with you, you'll never let me go. I want you.Feel like a ship on dry land. Or an island in the sand. Your kiss is cool, despite the heat. You've got my senses beat. If I stay, I won't last long. You've got a hold on me so strong. I hear your song. All I hear is your song.

Good Morning, Magpie

Ok, so technically only a couple of the songs off this album give me the feels, but since my blog title is taken directly from a song title on this album, I’m gonna go ahead and include it too. This one’s a treat though, as the album has a song with the same title that is actually... nearly perfect. I did omit some of the lyrics only to try and streamline the post a bit.

My wings are dusted With frost and cold For a little thing like you I'm too heavy a load You'll struggle and falter Amble around Just follow some other storm Cause I'll only weigh you down You carry me home My love Still you carry me home Little dove You carry me home My love Still you carry me home Little dove You'll ride towards the sun As it guides you home But don't be afraid, little bird (!!!) You aren't alone A hoard of friends Will keep darkness at bay You're the needle In the hay You carry me home My love Still you carry me home Little dove Still you carry me home My love Still you carry me home Little dove Hear it approaching The shuffle of feet The clamor of metal And hounds in heat (!!!!!!) We'll steal away To the glen in the east Where the path is clear

For you and me.

I MEAAANNNN. I don’t even have to say anything more on that... 

I could probably go on... and on. But I’m tired now and this got a little convoluted lmao. But since I have a little idea/pet project in mind, I just wanted to get the songs/themes that really stand out to me down. If anyone else is inspired, then that’s even better!

[giranswife]

♡ + Giran?

iAAAAAAAA I’d looovee too!!

Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa

Ash does this a lot, and Giran teases her for it constantly. There have been plenty of times that he had to push the door for her when she kept pulling on it and getting more and more agitated. Cue her literally getting red eyes being all like why did you watch me struggle this whole time then!? XD

Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them

Ash, but she would never let anyone know. And if anyone caught her she would literally be redder than a god damn apple aofiej;owiajefa

Who starts the tickle fights

Giran does this with her and she gets so. freaking. mad XD She does not like to be ticked, and he learned this the hard way. From now on he’ll only do it lightly and in spots he know aren’t too bad for her, because she will kick him.

Who starts the pillow fights

Ash will do this playfully from time to time, but it doesn’t really spark anything out of it. Giran will just give her a look and she’ll end up kissing him and then it leads to affection XD or she’s tossing it at him when he’s being extra or she’s annoyed aijef;oiejawef

Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile

It really depends on the day! Ash sleeps a lot, but she is also a night owl. Giran sometimes can’t stay up with her, but if he’s been busy/out most of the day and gets home late, he’ll usually find her asleep in bed. Or just about to fall asleep when he joins her, and he will stare at her for a few minutes before he falls asleep.

Who mistakes salt for sugar

Ash... pretty frequently aifjeowi;ajefwja

Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning

Oh, definitely Ash lol

Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines

Oh goooooddd,, I really don’t even know, because they’re both cheesy mfs, but Giran doesn’t strike me as a cheesy pick up line kinda guy unless he were to discover that it gets a reaction out of her, and then he’d do it just for the sake of seeing her laugh.

Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order

I feel like Giran might do this, but Ash could care less lol She just throws it up there any way she wants XD

Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies

Ash! This woman is not only impatient but she fucking loves sweets. Which means the one time that she brought up the idea of baking together (probably some pot brownies lets be honest), she was immediately licking the spoon or like begging him to let her or watching him like a hawk until she could snatch it up XD 

Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion

Giran does this every time, even if it’s just like sitting down for take out. If he wants to have a romantic dinner with his wife, he’s going to pick up candles just to set the mood. And it makes Ash really flustered.

Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen

Ash does this and it drives Giran up a god damn wall, because it’s not cute things it’s ridiculous things that he’ll have to go out in public with because he can’t seem to wash it off. and now everyone won’t shut up about them lol

Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation

Giran! He seems like a guy who will collect shit lol plus I mean, he’s got a wife who he wants to remember shit with. So why not bring back little things from the places they’ve been.

Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines

Ash, and it’s the funniest thing ever. She’ll pick the most random ones and just not even tell him just ask him questions and he’s sitting at his desk, listening to her ask question after question and he’s just like what the fuck does any of this meaaannnn

“Okay so... what do you feel are your most important attributes that your bring to a relationship?”

“My good fuckin’ looks, what else?”

[the-doomed-witch]

Of course I am excited! I have 5 writers with notification on. And you are one of them.

( you don't know Rebel Wilson??? Pitch perfect?)

RIGHT??? I love giving unuseful gifts! Is so much fun.. ( this is my PJ.. it is so pretty, isn't? :x)

Oh, no. For me she is very darling-caring-fluff most of the time, but very dark and rough other times.. :x

(hello, depreciation kink! Two-dottie-mommy!wanda's-slut? Maaaybe)

HAHAHAHAHA I love kids.. they are overwhelming, but I can't wait to have my little one (#2023?). I am just waiting to get my shit in a resemblance of order to get one (or 2)... :x

Well, I posted a fic sometime ago and was waiting patiently for you to find it and read it, but I don't think you did. (I haven't check it in more than a week, but I dont think so) 🤭🤭

OMG!!!! Lizze <3333 my heeeeeeart ! *explosion*❤️❤️❤️❤️

. . (wearing a pink PJ)

hello twodottie! i’m so sorry i haven’t answered your ask but i’ve been inactive for almost a week and yeah that’s all :(

and nopeeee no idea abt who rebel wilson is😭 i haven’t watched pitch perfect (actually, i’m not familiar with a lot of famous media) also, your pjs are adorable🖤🖤

i meaaannnn you’re right😭 but i am lowkey scared of the rough side so i like to pretend it’s simply not there🫡 but again……… being wanda’s slut……… hgbvshjs hbfvfHTVFhjybFjijJubgIUHGVjggb

OMG? that’s so cute imma cry for a while hold on🥺🥺 well i hope you do get everything sorted <3

i’m really sorry for missing your fic, it has been completely unintentional. i know you wouldn’t want to get off anon, but you can totally send it to me and i would love to read it! (and if not, you can tell me what it’s abt or smth… idk?)