#WHAT ARE THESE OLD MEN DOING😭
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Yugo: “So yeah, in the end I no longer have my child body, I defeated and accepted my alter egos who have been ruining and messing around with the world, I saved Nora with some friends, I told our mother to leave if she wasn’t going to do anything, I became king of the eliatropes once again, and I got married to my childhood friend/crush which is why we got a last name now-”
Yugo’s old incarnations: “WE GOT LAID?!?!??”
#i have this huge hdc that if Yugo could communicate with his past incarnations the only thing they’d latch on to#is the fact that they got married lol#past yugo was definitely someone who couldn’t stop moving and was absolutely dedicated to adventure#it would be such a wild fact if they learned that they got married in one of their lives#they have like no experience in dating whatsoever lol#they’d act like kids around Yugo who don’t know how marriage works#“is she hot?? does she like adventure?! is she into life-threatening situations?!?? what about her family? do they like us?! TELL US!!#the first yugo incarnation is crying right now lol#“…is she into old bearded men too by any chance…? 😭😭😭#wakfu#ankama#krosmoz#wakfu yugo#wakfu season 4#wakfu s4#yugo#yugo wakfu#yumalia#wakfu yumalia#wakfu yugo x amalia#yugo x amalia#yugo the eliatrope#king yugo#yugo sheran sharm
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this is like a fanfiction come true
#what are these old men doing going on a ski like a coming of age rom-com teen movie#istg#😭😭😭#if this isnt an inspiration to give to the fedal writers then idk what is#tennis#rafael nadal#roger federer#rafa nadal#fedal#sports
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Hey do you remember all those videos of Fernando smelling flowers? Haha yeah....
#posting this both while im asleep and after whatever bee event ends up happening#so who knows what will happen! will we get nothing? will we get eye contact? will we possibly get an interaction? its a surprise!!#anyways this is basically me hearing about seb's bee event and he said the drivers will be there#me deep in my vettonso brainrot: OH MY GOD THEY'RE GONNA BE IN THE SAME VICINITY#will be so funny for me if when i wake up i find out fernando didnt even go 😭#but we remain hopeful 🙏#also this is just very funny to me bcs like both seb and fernando have very specifc quirks#and what are two of their specific quirks? seb and his bee thing. fernando and his flower thing from this season#so this fanart is perfect y'know 🥰🥰🥰#also screeching over how this is the first canon au drawing ive ever drawn. ive literally never drawn non-au until now 💀💀💀#okay and now some horrible jokes thay happened during the process of this:#thesis of this drawing: whats Fernando gonna do? Pollinate him? 😏#C. why did you have to make me think of bees that produce sex pollen 😭😭 this is gonna haunt me forever. but also vettonso post-japan fic-#and then also the barry benson thing. im like what do humanized bees look like and then realized 'oh no....oh no.'#fernando to seb at the bee event: 'ya like samurais...?' SORRY 😭#also having to pick the colors from one of my historical au drawings was haunting. just the sheer difference btwn them yknow......#anyways please take my old men yaoi. took a break from historical yaoi to draw this 😭😭😭😭#this is my peak vettonso fanart cannot improve from here. also a fever dream#vettonso#f1#formula 1#sebastian vettel#fernando alonso#catie.art.#*not gonna edit the tags bcs i like the time capsule of it all but like. yeah. we were fed.#*catie from 2 hours prior(atm its 3 am) would be so pleased right now i think
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alright i finished this so i need to celebrate my accomplishment (???) by sharing it to the world
BETTER versions of my trio designs. because boo boo the other old ones were BORING and TOO SIMPLE and lowhighkey UGLY. i had no idea what i was thinking when i made this but i guess design notes before to see if i can figure out what the fuck these mean 💀
killer🔪:3
he got a GLOW UP!!! when i was figuring him out i was thinking like. this man needs to look combat ready he CANNOT look chill and relaxed he MUST look good to fight. killer can't catch a break 💀 anyways. it's ALSO not revealing (⁎˃ᴗ˂⁎) because i feel he would NOT wear that stuff cmon flirty =/= revealing. his charms are found through his words and actions (stabbing someone through the heart) (speaking of the heart i couldn't be bothered to draw his soul mb)
the gloves/shirt/leggings under his clothes may LOOK seperate. but its actually all one big piece!!! because i thought it would be silly and funny :3 but like on a serious note i like this because it provides an extra layer of protection (both in a fight and not) and like. a sense of anonymity i guess??? like you can't see killer's natural body you cant SEE who he was before because hes changed that much (or i guess HE cant see who he was b4 wtvr)
actually a lot of killer's outfit has meaning behind it. knee pads = unnatural body imitation killer is a whole new being now not monster (also adding 2 the combat look :3) belts = restraint killer needs to stay in line and do as he's ordered (i needed some visual interest 💀) zippers on shoes?? actually no meaning i just thought it would be cute. somehow i managed to find meanings 4 all of the trio's zippers. killer's is jammed in that spot. show like idk he is irreversibly changed to what he is now (a lot of this makes no sense)
horror 🪓 :3
if you remove all the rips in the clothes he'd be the most basic out of all of them. but theyre there so he's NOT the most basic! 4 horror i was thinking like "you can see he's fucked up but you can also see he's desperately trying to keep it together" type feel. i totally didnt steal those under socket lines (thank you mania and paranoia for donating to your og versions :3) to make horror look more 🌀🌀🌀 (cannot describe it)
the cloak was stolen from undyne trust. he wears it as a power move FUCK YOU!!! to her :3 also it looks royal and regal which could kinda show like horror's power and sway over snowdin. he's DEFINITELY not a king but he is a provider and a lot of what he says goes around those parts. a lot of ppl look to him as like world's shittiest leader(ish). also i just wanted him to have something unique!
underneath horror's jacket his shirt is reaaaally torn he should probably replace it. there are some holes from when he was pinned down with spears during the core incident and then the whole lower half is just totally torn off from that one comic 💀 but thats why the jacket is zipped up! however the zipper broke and now the jacket can't unzip! (because horror struggles with the fact that horrortale ISNT gonna be perpetually shitty (everyone say thanks aliza) and would rather nobody see him vulnerable)
dust🧣:3
i didn't change much about him lowkey he's pretty much wearing the same CLOTHES. just that the style and way he's wearing them changed. wanted him to give like,,,,, comfy (because bro did not change out of his sansish clothes) but also like FOCUSED o(≧口≦)o like horror he has the under socket line but thats just to make him look more stressed and tired
i moved around the scarf to NOT be around his neck bc it was sooo annoying drawing the hood and then having to account for the scarf. it kind gave him a baby face vibe which i did NOT like. also i think dust would wear the scarf however. very versatile as long as the scarf remains intact. so it COULD go around waist COULD be around neck COULD be around limbs
i didn't mean to do this but the black thingy around his shoulders (was originally there just to fill in the empty space without the scarf there 💀) could be seen as like mourning wear. again with the silly zipper symbolism but dust's zipper is fine its not broken like horror or killer's are because he chose to go down this path. dust CHOSE to zip it up and now its too late to go back now (so bro MUST power through ‼️‼️ he cant unzip the zipper now!!!!)
overall i like these. usually i like coming up with cool unique character designs its so fun but my trio was hard (im hard). probably bc i didnt wanna make then wear anything too weird Dx BUT NOW AT LEAST THEY ALL LOOK LESS BABY!!!! i think i depicted how i see them though like ughhh cannot explain but now they look like how i want them to sound
#i love love LOVE the cloak i gave horror its so fun and silly#it makes him feel so much more im better than you superior asshole vibes#these were inspired by like some old mtt but girl drawings i made a year ago and never showed anyone#so like. i feel like it shouldve been MORE fem looking than the olds ones but surprisingly not#they look gender neutral now!!!! YES!!!!!! mtt just skeletons could look fem or masc but i dont think they would#so they wear clothing in between!!! besides if i wanted to make them girly i have jk fashion au for that#i said no slutty killer but i feel that way for all of them. they wouldn't go around shirtless or wearing tight clothing#they are covered up i swear. none of these fucks are comfortable enough with themselves and anyone else to wear anything revealing#me when i see killer or horror with no shirt on (PUT ON A SHIRT!!! ESPECIALLY KILLER!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING SHIRTLESS THAT EXPOSES YOUR SOUL#and horror's probably scrawny and his bones are brittle so why would be expose them to the elements even more 😭😭 AND he lives in snowdin#something something dust and horror have more classic similar smiles while killers isnt#i was just bullshitting with the mourning outfit dust thing but from the upper half he lowkey does look like it#like a grief stricken depressed maiden. what a surprise that he feels bad after killing everyone he loves#i drew killer with knives here but what i really wanted to draw were like chained blades. sickles. a sword. other blades than just a knife#i actually was gonna draw my trio with different weapons 😭😭 but then i got sidetracked and just drew them with different clothes#when i was drawing dust i was like OH SHIT HE LOOKS WAAAAY TOO MUCH LIKE CLASSIC SANS.#it was unnerving. this is why i give them all different eye shapes to differentiate them!#now they all look more serious and grown up. even tho theyre all grown adult fucking men and damn horror's like 30#dust and killer look more ready to fight and horror looks more like. authoritative???? idk but its a good look 4 then#i desillyfied them. i /srsed them. i got rid of all the fun and whimsy but its ok i guess. maybe these will be easier to draw at least#UGHHH now i have to memorize these designs. only downside.....#now they all dont look similar or like branches of eachother. idk how to feel about that#prior they were clearly all connected. like a precure team they had differences but the overall vibe was the same#does this mean i have to change the mst's outfits to fit with the mtt's now 😭😭 dont wanna!! i dont wanna redraw the mst!!!#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#utmv#tricule art
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dana scully you didn’t stand a chance and neither did i. this was one of the top ten romantic things i have ever seen in my entire life
#misc.#x files#i think about the sixth extinction i & ii: amor fati more than i should#bc i just wanted to kiss his forehead and put him to bed in it#that scene where diana said she wondered what fox was dreaming abt#and the csm said he was dreaming of what all men like him do: normalcy#the way he imagined an entire life with diana — the wedding and the babies and his sister living just down the street#with her own children#but at the end he was old and dying and alone and it was dana standing there#holding his hand telling him this wasn’t the end. that he couldn’t die. that she wouldn’t let him#that’s true love for fox: not a fantasy but someone who will remain real and constant and true even when it is hard#bc no one in his life ever was. dana won’t leave him. not in dreams. not in life. it makes me so 😭
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these three make one braincell with Amir being approximately 83% of that cell he's been overexposed to the fandom
theyre trying tho 😭
#blake roman#erika henningsen#amir talai#theyre so silly#they dont know what theyre doing at all#charlie morningstar#alastor hazbin hotel#angel dust#hazbin original character#secretly just musical theatre nerd old men#fun fact i reposted this 3 times bc i kept accidentally posting it to my alt account 😭
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LESS THAN AN HKUR LEFT AND WHAF??? OH MY GOD??? HOLY SHIT, EVEN???????
#RIP Doyle you were silly as fuck and will be missed holy shit 😭🫶#return of the fragments!!!!#and that suspense and that whole scene??? with the reactor??? sobbing inconsolable on the floor#Kimballs desperation to save her old enemy#Doyles speech about finally stepping up#His whole “Id like to quote shakespeare but to tell you the truth i dont even think he said it”???? death#god im???? ow????#and Locus stepping up and starting to be all “what about out men?” and such while Felix is doing the whole “orders are orders” parallel to#the discussion about Meta earlier where they said just following orders made you a slave and living just to be a soldier made you inhuman???#sobbing screaming oh my god#rvb#red vs blue
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This afternoon I saw a comic where a centaur Aziraphale is drawn very explicitly giving birth, placenta included. I have not recovered and I will never forgive the “for you” tab. Tumblr, that was most definitely not for me.
#I hate birth I hate it#makes me squeamish#and oh god the heteronormativity 😭#I promise you there are ways for men to have children together that don’t include giving birth#why do they even need a child anyway. what about these old geezers who just want to retire tells you that they want children#society has brainwashed you#my ramblings
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hm. thought too hard about 50+ y.o. gray-haired senator bucky. have to lie down
#astxrwar.txt#bucky barnes#that post that’s like ‘how old sre you anyway’ ‘old enough to be your father’ *changes background to love* ‘really sweetheart?’#yes. really.#old men. sorry. hornyjail.jpeg#the deets are independent journalist doing a biography#w elements of hero worship. but only in the beginning. and bucky being very used to people wanting to hear about steve#but not about him. so he’s kinda into it. im disregarding peggy!cap bc it doesn’t fit the#~psychological elements~ of the narrative#i saw old man buck in what if and went ‘would.’#also im just on a flustered n easily overwhelmed!RC x guy who gets off on the power differential kick rn. shrug emoji#almost want to take it a step further with pointed and intentional teasing re: age gap via ‘kid/kiddo’ but#did that once and pretty sure it made ppl angry enough that there’s a vaguepost out there partially abt me 😭#oop.#anyway
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Prev reblog, imagine if they all fought for Fernando's love 🥹
Flavio who devoted and then killed his career in service to Fernando, Carlos Sr. who Fernando has looked up to and known for 20+ years, Lawrence who can provide for Fernando with his deep pockets, Adrian who has the potential to build Fernando a winning car
Who will he pick!!!! I vote Carlos Sr 🤭🤭
#uhhhhh hmm what are the tropes#idk i feel like both flavio and lawrence have a sugar daddy vibe but in different ways#like lawrence is a straight up sugar daddy literally putting so much money towards fernando#Flavio was/is more like offering a path on which Fernando can succeed#adrian is hmmmm yeah idk if theres any trope for that hsjfjf#like. to me i feel like newey was drawn to aston for several reasons#1. money obv 2. location/ease 3. the potential to build a midfield team into a top team#HOWEVER 4. finally getting to work with Fernando which he's said he'd like to do#so the trope is like. getting to give him a redemption arc#(<- i wanna cry cause ive seen Nando say he probably won't stay long enough to reap the rewards UGH)#anyhow#carlos sr is obviously longtime friends to lovers#aaagghhh even apart from joke shipping i really think their relationship is so cute 😭#there were so many moments in his show that made me 🥹 like wow they're such good friends#anyways. having many old man yaoi thoughts lately......#i think its so funny how we consider him to be the old man of f1#but he has like at least 4 actual old men who hes sedu- i mean befriended and works with of course#time to make ship names everybody!!!#(i is why he was nicer to seb after he came back. cause he was an old man! dhfjkf in the context of f1)#fernando alonso#f1#catie.rambling.txt
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i hate my man roommate and his bitch girlfriend so much
#my gf and i needed a roommate and one of our friends needed a place so it was like omg! perfect#he neglected to tell us until after we signed the lease that he had gotten back together with his ex gf who hates us bc ‘we want him’#(we r lesbians.)#but he fucking tracks dirt all over the house even though we’ve told him multiple times to please take his shoes off at the door#he took over what was supposed to be MY office (bc i have a hybrid job)#and now he just plays video games in there all day#but like. i don’t even wanna go out there to use MY bathroom#bc this bitch has been nothing but evil and mean to my girlfriend and talked shit abt her#and this stupid motherfucker of a man just lets her and goes along with it#AND THEN HE WANTS TO SAY THAT OUR CAT IS HIS!!#YOU DONT EVEN CLEAN OUT HIS LITTERBOX WHEN WE’RE GONE FOR THE WEEKEND BRUH#YOU NEGLECTED RHAT SHIT#grrrrrrrrrrrr#it just makes me so upset and i hate that this happened in a house that i would otherwise love#anyways sorry rant over#last time i ranted abt this gf on tumblr dot com (years ago) i got called a pick me bitch#so don’t call me a pick me bitch this time guys please#i do not want this man i am not attracted to men 😭😭 i just want to feel comfortable in my house#and like i don’t have to mother a 20 year old man
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why is this concept in my notes two separate times. what is wrong with me.
#WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE A KINK ABOUT THIS 😭😭#this is what liking old men does to you people 😔😔😔#sunnyposting#kind of embarrassed by this one but like. it’s too funny#and hot to me. personally. hopefully I’m not alone in that
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(。ノω\。) it is once again hard to get out of bed and do basic tasks to keep myself well every day EVEN EAT UGH i hope rereading mort will save me (i honestly dont know what else to do)
#it's all soo bad ugegwgv i hope it'll get better soon#i HAVE to get out of bed to walk my dog at least 3-4 times a day BUT WHEN IM BACK I'M KINDA JUST LAYING/SITTING IN BED#and the days just pass#im scared( sigh#des-vent#WHAT WAS MY TAG FOR VENTS GRRSGAHA I FORGOR😭😭#vent#well at least i have you guys!! i love interacting with people out here#and i know im just reblogging thingeys lately and not really contributing to anything not even drawing old men yaoi (im sad abt this)#but i still get a chance to talk to people here sometimes and when we do im so happy about it :)#ok my mind is such a mess now i better go sleep#birthday almost a day away uhh i wonder if i feel that bad because of that lol hopefully now#not*
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watching hunter x hunter and. i think aunt mito should get to kill gon's dad with a bunch of hammers. and if she's not willing. well. pass me the gun
#mine#hunter x hunter#like. im sorry i watched this after evangelion#i KNOW anime is capable of saying 'fuck my shitty dad fuuuuuuck him'#'do you want to see me 12 year old son? i don't wanna see you'#also gon not listening to what happened to his mom 😭#like babe what if she did die. what if she didn't!!!!!!#what if he snatched u out of her arms and left. dear god#i like this show and i like shonen but god i am so tired of the Men here#like can a woman matter. can a woman PLEASE matter???????
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. (tw heterosexuality)
#i am having the worst sexuality crisis of my life. i was so sure i was a lesbian but there is this One Guy..#he makes me feel things. i think. but i cant categorize them#relationships w men sound.. unappealing.. if i think about it generally#like a random man? sounds weird. or maybe not. i dont know. i havent even had a first kiss lmao i dont really know stuff#but him............oh...........hes so funny and cool and nice to everyone. his hands are pretty (weird thing to notice but ok)#he explains math to me and i cant focus because he's too close. thats so MORTIFYING I THOUGHT I WAS A DYKE#but at the same time 12 year old me was having heart palpitations around my first girl crush and shit#and he hasnt made me feel anything that strong so far. so. idk. but also i was 12. so idk#well okay generally speaking women make me feel much more doing way less#there was this occasion where this girl who i always had a mild thing for but never did anything about it just came up to me#at school#and just. haha lol i had a dream about you last night ;)#i am not joking when i say i felt weak in the knees. she was smiling in a like playful way so i was gonna make a joke but i could not#because i was going to pass out from being too gay#this guy (or any other guy for that matter) doesn't seem to have the power to make me feel like that#..........am i bisexual with a female lean or whatever people say. or am i experiencinf the worst case of comphet of my life#this is awful. not because i don't wanna like men (its just sexuality idc) but because i don't want to prove my mom right#😭what if it WAS a phase#but who knows. mentioning the girl who dreamt about me kind of replaced the thoughts i was having of him for a bit there#i miss her she was nice. well sort of. but i was never involved in the drama so who cares fr. she graduated last year#anyways sorry for breaking character. tumblr user kaeyapilled is lore dropping
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real
#this is so mind numbingly exhausting i don't understand how everyone else seems to just do it?#it was such a weird day#started out in a good mood but then boss scolded these two interns cause of a mistake#and like he wasn't shouting exactly but he raised his voice and said so many things like you are so careless im suffering so many losses bc#bc of you outsiders are going to think i don't have a good team and i don't have control over my team#and how we should always note things down because we're so distracted and not serious#and how before going home everyday we should report to him what work we did today#i understand that he's being reasonable (maybe? idk) but it sounded so eerily horribly like my dad i couldn't function properly for an hour#why are men so similar everywhere#why am i SO scared i could feel the disappointment radiating off him and he wasn't even mad at me and i felt like a failure#which is so embarrassing like girl stop you are a 20 year old adult woman you will not cry at your workplace because an angry man triggered#your dad issues#and upar se there was a new intern at work one year younger than me and oh my god he was so annoying#like i talked to him first bc i pitied him like what if he felt alone it was only his second day but boy literally could not stop talking😭#like ok it's kinda cool that this senior di she trusted me enough to be like you teach him this project report this when ive only been#here for 3 weeks but bhai😭 he's so annoying 😭 i have newfound respect for the di how does she handle all 7-8 of us interns i would go#crazy and shout at everyone and tell them to leave me alone 😭 but she's so patient and kind and answers dumb questions 100 times#but she's leaving this office permanently from next month bc of her ca final :( i mean very good for her she deserves better more money#better work hours better office etc. but :(( she's leaving :((#as you can see i have both dad issues and abandonment issues so fun lol
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