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‼️‼️NEW BLORBO ADVISORY‼️‼️
Say hello to Bryan Scott, everyone!
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mymelochan · 7 months
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togamicchi · 7 months
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muffins/pastry like pixels but replace 1 pixel with a derpy one (derpy from my little pony) your pixels are so cutiep,,
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What about 3 derpy'.s... evil
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kanene-yaaay · 4 years
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Happy Birthday ~
Kanene’s note: DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IS TODAY? WEEEELLL, I sure hope so because I completely forgot ;-;. BUUUUUUT I REMEMBER VERY WELL THAT 4TH OF THIS SAME MONTH WAS @oliviaischillin1204 BIRTHDAY SOOOOO YAAAAAAY!!! Thank you so much for being such a lovely, wonderful, cool, amazing, sweet, crazy, fabulous person that I really look up to, Ollie! <33
Warnings, fun facts, random things and stuff:
* This characters don’t belongs to me! They all belong to Thomas Sanders and his series Sanders Sides!
* This is a SFW tickle fanfic, so, if you don’t appreciate this kind of content, please, look for another blog. There are a plenty of fabulous arts in this site!!  ^w^)b
* This is Ler!Patton and Lee!Logan with Lee!Logan. Around 4.000 words.
* Sorry for any spelling, pontuation and grammar mistakes! Any and every advice is very very welcome! \(-w-)/
* Como é um presente, essa fanfic não será traduzida! Sleep a bit more today, drink water, give something nice to yourself and I hope you’re having a really nice day (Especially you, Olivia!!) <33
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Logan opened his eyes, quickly turning off his alarm before it had the chance to wake Patton up. He held his breath as he turned to the other, observing his chest go up and down peacefully on his sleeping. The most serious one sighed in relief, feeling the butterflies flying in his tum- no, none of that silly nickname – stomach as he remembered which day was today.
Today was his birthday, an annual event which he usually wouldn’t give more attention to than to thank everyone’s well wishes, give himself a whole jar of crofter’s jam and take the day off from his non-essential tasks. 
At least… things used to be like that before he met Patton. 
A persistent wobbly smile found its way to his lips, thinking about the tradition the cat lover began after a few years of friendship. 
He firmly shook his head out of the memories, putting his glasses on and looking at the clock to confirm his thoughts. Yes, it was six AM. Perfect. This year Logan decided he was going to be resilient and in any circumstance he would fall into Patton’s attics. It didn’t matter what it was. He was a serious, determined, smart and strong adult. He could endure some silly, untrue teases.
Logan sat on the mattress, careful to not bother his partner, firmly ignoring the buzzing feeling on his nerves taking over his entire body. He grabbed his phone and unlocked it, every and any distractions being very welcomed from the recordations beginning to swirl in his brain.
Then, in a flash, a shock hit him in the moment his eyes locked themselves in the picture being used as his new phone’s background. A picture that was not there the night before. A picture of him. Of his completely red face, his lips parted in a gigantic smile, eyes firmly closed, hair falling on his expression as his hands gripped there, doing their best to not stop the hand which wormed its way to his unbuttoned shirt. 
Real Logan pressed his hand over his mouth, suppressing a surprised yelp that for very little didn’t echo on the room. Only then he noticed the bright notification on his screen.
The one wearing glasses needed a whole minute to tear his gaze apart from the background, feeling the butterflies to get more and more restless as he read the name of who sent him a message the day before, at exactly 11:56.
[Patt-on/Patt-off: Happy birthday, Lo-lo! Prepared for your b-day surprise?~ :3c]
Suddenly two arms involved his waist, leading him to jump and to the touch get a bit firmer, -yet so gentle, - pulling his back to rest on a warm chest, a head resting on his shoulder and tickly, whispered sentences being spoken absurdly next to his so ticklish ear.
“I gotcha. ~” A series of goosebumps ran  across his spine and Logan attempted to squirm to his freedom from the nuzzling and muffled words seeming to buzz and spread in every inch of his neck, sensation being not even a bit helped by the quick pokes and pinches on his sides, “I gotcha, gotcha, gotcha ya, my tickly ticklish little squeaky toy!! Oh, no, what he is going to do? Hm? What is he going to do to escape from the Tickle Monster?”
“P-pa-Patton!” His hands flew to hold the wrists of the one called, who just rested his lips in the spot that connected his neck with his shoulders and chuckled before humming innocently. “Please, please! I ask for you to reconsider! We’re both intelligent, rational adults and I am sure that there is an answer which will satisfy both of us!” Small, fast raspberries were placed in that same spot and Logan, living up to his nickname, squeaked at each one, shrugging his neck. “N-no! No, no, no! Patton!! Don’t!!”
“Do you want me to reconsider?”
“Yes, yes!”
 “You want me to reconsider giving you your so craved birthday little tickle, tickle tickles?”
“Falsehood!!! I do not- I can’t- I didn’t-” Logan sputtered, the blush on his cheeks gradually increasing. “I do not crave them!! Ti-tickles are silly and don’t like them!”
He sensed Patton’s smile more than he saw it. Instantly things felt like he didn’t make a so clever choice with his wording. “Oh, you don’t? ~”
Logan denied, the wobbly smile yet plastered on his face.
“Okie! I will not tickle you then, Logie Bear, okay?” The one wearing a star themed pajama yelped when the wrists on his hold twisted their way to gently intertwine their fingers, pulling their hands the way up to behind Patton’s neck, keeping them there until Logan locked his own fingers together. This left his torso, - owner of multiple of his ticklish spots, - open, a tingling already starting to wander across them. He wiggled. “Oh, no, no. Don’t worry, dear!” Patton combed his hair, leading the other to instantly melt into the touch. “We’re going to just talk. A chat between friends! No tickling!” He rested, then, his hands on the other’s ribs, his tune filled with joy. 
“But the moment your hands go down you better be prepared because I’m going to tickle tickle tickle you silly-silly for hours and hours and hours until we’re both satisfied, okay my precious Squeaky Toy?!”
Logan’s smile only grew wider, for a second his hands trembled behind the other’s neck. 
“Okay?” Patton questioned playfully, yet drops of seriousness painting his ask.
The one with blushing crawling down his neck bit lightly his lower lip, his mumble barely audible. “Light tickles during the talk?”
Patton felt his heart melt with all the cuteness, losing his façade as the tips of his fingers ran softly up and down Logan’s ribs, resulting in the aforementioned to let go of silent snorts and titters, which led the cat lover to squeal, hugging him. “Of course, precious Giggle Bug! You’re just so, so adorable and cute making such a sweet wish like this!”
“I despise you and your falsehoods. I am not cute.”
“Now, now, now, Logie bear! It’s very rude of you to try to lie for the Tickle Monster because he might will have to try to convince you to say the whoooole truth!” He sing-sang, wiggling his fingers teasingly in front of Logan. “A truth that maybe sounds like ‘I, the smart Logan Sanders, am an adorable, incredibly, horribly tickly ticklish Squeaky Toy and I just looove receiving tickle, tickle, tickles from the Tickle Monster!”
“FALSHEHOOD! I am no-nothing of this!”
“Okay!” Patton exclaimed happily, his index fingers traveling to scratch the skin behind his ears, circling and drawing shapes on the shell before slowly making his way to Logan’s red neck, quickly going back to the first spot when the other futilely attempted to protect his target. 
“Soooo,” Patton made his voice the most low and possible tickly way, one more time, “are you telling me that you’re not cute? Not at all? That all that lovely blushy-blush spreading and running on your neck and these little ticklish- ops! I mean sensitive ears here are not even a bit cute?” The stars lover shook his head, attempting to hide his face on his elbow but giving up in the moment Patton took the opportunity to place a trail of butterfly kisses on his unprotected neck, receiving a squeal as prize.
“Aww, cutiepants, was that a squeal? So adorable!” Logan denied again, controlling his urge to low his arms when the other rested the tip of his nails on the spot inside his elbows, softly wriggling, teasing the nerves there. “But I do wonder why, I mean, we’re just having a good talk here, aren’t we?” He dragged his scribbles and traced down to his biceps, “just having some fun time with your cool friend Patton! No reason at all for you to be sweetly squealing or blushing or squirming like a wiggly wiggley worm! Unless…” 
“This tickle tickle tickle your funny bone!” Patton gasped, delivering a poke right on the center of Logan’s armpits and making his arms to shot half of the way down before their owner could stop himself, giggling non stop. “Arms up, my helpless ticklish grumpy baby!! You’re already doing so well. I know you can endure it just a bit more!”
Logan scoffed, taking some giggly filled seconds of silence before re-adjusting his arms where they were. “Of course, I can. As I previously pointed, I am not such a childish thing as ti-ticklish.” Patton tried to stop himself from laughing, ending up snorting. “Stop laughing, you heathen. It’s the truth.” Logan gave a squeeze on the cat lover's stomach. A rare and small playful smile playing on his lips as the other yelped holding his hands away.
“Sure, sure.” Patton booped his nose before guiding his hands to the other’s armpit, waiting patiently for his friend to lock his fingers behind his neck again. An idea popped on his mind, resulting in his smile to get wider. “Hey, lo-lo! What if we sing a song?” He bounced as the other whined a protest, wiggling around. 
“No, no, don’t worry! I am sure you already know the lyrics! Look, Wiggley Worm, I will start and then you follow me, okay?” Patton then positioned two fingers on the tickle spot, hearing Logan’s breath hitch as he began to circle his pits, the squirming increasing.
“Round and round the tickly pit
Goes the Logie Bear-”
“That is not how the nursery rhymes goes!”
“No? Oh, dang! I was almost certain that I was right! If only someone clever, cool and with an amazing voice who knew how to sing it correctly would help me…” Loud sigh, feigned sad head shake, “guess I will have to repeat it again and again and again and again until I recall the correct lyrics…”
The cat lover paused, for a piece of minute only hysteric titters and warm smiles filling the air.
“Round, round the helpless pit,
Goes the Blushy Bear-”
“No!” Logan yelped, slightly jumping in the same place as he felt the fingers walking, scratching their way to the center of the spot. “I can-” the rest of his words came muffled as he one more time attempted to hide his burning face on his shoulder. Guffaws escaping as Patton took, again, the opportunity to nuzzle and kiss his bare neck, “Wait, wait! I will sing.”
The attacker’s face brightened right away, stopping his tickling. “Are you serious?! Would you do that for your old Tickle Monster?”
“Y-ye-yes.” He cleaned his throat, uselessly trying to get rid of the chortles already accumulating on his chest, the figurative butterflies flying everywhere on his belly. “Yes, Ihihi can.”
“Okay, then! Whenever you’re ready!”
Logan tried to take a deep breath, however his concentration was immediately broken when the tingling sensation spread like lights across his torso. “Stohohop wiggling them! I cahahan’t sing whehen you doho that!”
“Okay, okay, blushy bear. Gotcha!”
 He closed his eyes, taking another wobbly breath and failing spectacularly as the feeling of the fingers resting peacefully, so oblivious on his so exposed tickle spot felt almost unbearable. “No, nohoho! Stop!”
“Logie Bear,” Patton grinned bigger, sensing his heart to expand even further as the one with stars painted on his pajamas squealed on his hold, “This time I’m really doing nothing.” Logan growled, refusing to answer.
“Round, round the gard-EN,
Li-hihihike a teddy bear…”
Logan began to kick lightly, his sentence being more and more subdued by the high pitched laughter with drops of snorts.
“One step,” One squeak.
“Two steps,” Two squeaks.
“Aaaaand?” The attacker asked, his fingers hovering, barely grazing the skin.
“Ahahahand,” the laugh cut his phrase, his kicking increasing its speed, “ahahahand,” Logan shook his head, his arms about to give up and clue on his sides. Face burning, squirming becoming more frequent.
“Tickleoverhere!!”
Patton attacked. His arms went immediately down, his head hitting Patton’s shoulder with the force of his full laughter.
“Yes, yes! There is! There is that beautiful, wonderful, amazing laughter of yours! And and and these little snorts!!” His caring, evil friend beamed, his voice full of excitement. “It’s just the adorablest and cutest and lovely-est thing!!”
“NAHAHAHAHAHA!”
A few minutes full of scribbling, poking and scratching passed before the cat lover ceased the tickling, giving him a break effectively used to take sips of oxygen. Logan’s muscles relaxing as Patton again combed calmly his hair strands, snuggling him close.
“You’re okay?”
“Yes,” a breathless giggled response, but a response nevertheless. He suspended his arms again. “Yes, I am.”
“You’re so cute, Giggle Bug! Now, now,” Patton hugged Logan, his arms crossed on the other’s chest, leaving almost no room for squirming while his hands tapped his fingers on the soft skin of his pudgy sides, “I heard someone here has very, veeery ticklish sides that the Tickle Monster would just love to tickle, tickle, tickle! But, I don’t see to find where that ticklish baby is…” He began to dig on the spot, properly ignoring the loud snort and frantic wiggling from the star lover. 
“I mean, it can’t be you, right, Logie Bear? Because you” Patton made sure to focus his tweaking on a rather… susceptible tendon which connected his sides with his back, holding his smile as the crackles exploded from the one attacked, who immediately started bouncing in the same place, “just told me you aren’t sensitive! Not even an itsy bitsy wiggly wiggley cutesy ticklish at all, right?”
“P-pahahha-PAHAHATTON!”
“What is it, baby Squeaky Toy?”
“Ple-please!!”
“Please what? I don’t think I understand what you mean, Lo-lo. There is a crazy, cutie patootie being tickled somewhere near and it’s hard to hear you with all that beautiful laughter!”
“It TICKLES!! IT TIHIHIHICKLES!”
Gasp. “It does??” But that statement only served for the other to knead further on his sides, skillfully squeezing and digging on every weak spot on it. In an explosion of energy Logan broke free from the grip, losing his balance and half falling from the bed, his hands instinctively stopping himself before he could hit the floor while his legs and waist continued laid on the mattress.
“Oh, my gosh! Logan, are you okay??” His only answer was the reminiscent laughter growing in breathless giggles. “Logan?” 
When the other nodded Patton finally let his façade crumble and drop, wheezing laughter taking over his senses as his mind replayed the fall, “Oh my God! Your face, Lo! Your face was just-” and his next sentences came out silenced when he pressed his face on Logan’s arched back, snickering.
On Logan’s lower back.
The one who had just stopped his giggles did his best to hide a squeak. The sensation of Patton laughing directly on his skin together with his hitching warm breath sending electric, tickly goose bumps through all his torso. The urge to squirm and escape growing louder as his friend didn’t stayed still, lifting his head from there only to stare Logan again and immediately fall in another wave of laughter, once more shoving his face on that spot next to his side or on his spine or way too much close of his hip. The idea that this time Patton wasn’t even really trying to tickle him making the heat on his face and the urge to laugh somewhat worse.
“Ah!! Patton, stop!”
“Sorry, sorry!! I can’t, I can’t! You just screamed and fell and I-” Patton snorted and the poor ticklish Squeaky Toy tried to move his arms in an angle where he would be able to push his friend’s face away, only to realize he couldn’t do much more than mindlessly swing his upper limbs. Fuck.
It took about two long, slow minutes of quiet huffing before for the one wearing cat onesie to calm himself, wiping tears from the corner of his eyes and bringing his focus to his friend, looking at least a bit apologetically, even if the other wasn’t able to properly see it due his position. 
“Sorrey, bear. I forgot how ticklish you are on your sides.” His eyes then noticed Logan’s face, furrowing his brow, “are sure you’re okay? Your face is a bit red there, kiddo.”
“Ihi assure yohou I aham. Please help mehe to get up.” Patton quickly nodded, an adoring gaze sprouting on his expression as he heard the other’s giggles, but decided to not point out, instead choosing to pat his back lightly in a reassuring touch and immediately pulling his hand when Logan jumped at his touch.
“Get away from my back!” The moment his words escaped in an impulsive act, Logan instantly clapped his hand over his mouth, trying to think in a way out of what he just brought to himself. A part of him – very small, pretty much overdued by the excited energy building again on his body, - wishing Patton didn’t get the meaning behind that phrase.
“Your back?” His tune sounded much like what Roman likes to call ‘Lost puppy’ and Logan signed in a mix of relief and disappointment. 
Then Patton gasped, suddenly full of joy. “Oooooh!!! Your!!! Back!!”
“Nonono, no, no! Patton, be reasonAAH!” A shriek cut all his protests and rational thoughts when Patton lowered his head and gave a soundly, big raspberry right on the right side of his lower back, making all his way to the other side with more careful, well placed raspberries. “I can’t, I can’t! Plea-ase!”
“I’m not listening a ‘stop’!~” He rested a kiss on his spine. “And, awww, kiddo! Why did you never tell me you had such a tasty back before?” The cat lover ran his index finger on his spine, leading electric shivers to shoot all across his nerves. “Now you made the Tickle Monster really, reeeally hungry! Good thing that now he has a very yummy yummy snack-y back-y right here!!”
Logan tried, - believe me, - he really, really tried to form some sort of coherent sentence, however, the moment Patton’s lips collided with the back of his ribs, softly nibbling and making ‘oh nom nom’ noises as his free hands occupied themselves at unmercifully squeezing his hips, his thumbs clued on the little divot localized there, Logan’s belly laughter ran freely. It swirling around them both, the melody mixed with the sound of his hands bagging on the floor, legs kicking in a fruitless struggle.
Patton gave the other side the same treatment (‘They deserve that attention too, Lo-lo! The Tickle Monster needs to be fair and good so Giggles bugs like you will be all happy and cute and giggly forever and ever!’) before giving the astronomy lover a break, finally helping him back (ha-) to lay on the bed, on his stomach.
Logan closed his eyes, a smile resting on his expression as his snorts and chortles started to become more sporadic, the tingling still running on his tickle spot. His eyelashes opened only to find Patton’s face adorned with a smirk. 
“Hello-lo-lo, my precious, adorable, sweetest Squeaky Toy! Enjoying your birthday tickles?”
“I hate you.”
“Boop!”
Logan whined, the tip of his ears blushing as he hid his face on his mattress. “You’re insufferable.” 
“Nope, silly, I’m the Tickle Monster!” Patton snickered, ignoring Logan’s grumpy growl. “And I was thinking, what about if we played a game, Blushy bear?”
Silence.
...
“What game?”
“Weeeell…” Patton’s face disappeared not taking long for Logan to feel the part next to his side sink as his attacker adjusted himself there. A cold breeze touched his back as the hem of his shirt was pushed up until it touched his neck, Patton’s fingers quickly sliding and lightly scribbling the length of his back, leading him to squirm occasionally. “I was thinking about that very tiiiicklish tickle spot of yours and I realized… Do you know how much vertebras a human has, Lo-lo?”
“Yes, of course. Counting with the sacral and the coccyx we have about thirty-four vertebras, although, since they’re fused on the coccyx it can variate and result as thirty-three as well.”
“Ohhh,” Patton’s tune was solemn and, if it wasn’t for the feeling of his fingers still drumming on his skin, Logan could almost forget the imminent danger that question represented, “well, I have no idea of how much there are!”
“But I just told you-”
“So I think you will have to help me to discover it and lay veryyyy still so I can count them! You’re such a strong, lovely squeaky toy and I’m sure you can do this!” He placed an only one finger on the base of his waist, teasing the spot before going full on scratching, being so careful and, oh, so mindful to circle every single vertebra, prodding and poking each inch of sensitive skin there. His torso arched for a piece of time before hitting the mattress with force. “Oneeee, twoooo, threeeee…”
A jolt bolted from the spot and spread across his senses, resulting in Logan beginning to sputter halfhearted protests, his words interleaving with high pitched wheezy giggles, growing more and more louder as his friend got dangerously close to his shoulder blades. He squirmed and struggled and wiggled, hands firmly gripping the fabric under his fingers, his mind losing the count as Patton decided to re-start it over and over and over again, since-
“Now, now, Logie Bear. I know you just love to be such a lovely, absurdly ticklish squirmy little bear, but The Tickle Monster reaaaally needs you to stay still so I can tickle, ops! I mean, count all those tickly spots, oooops, I mean, vertebras of yours!”
Logan lost the track of time by the moment Patton ceased the attack, carefully massaging his shoulders to help him to relax and stop his giggles.
“Logan…” he asked when noticed that the other calmed himself, the blush getting weaker on his cheeks.
“Yes, Tickle Monster?”
Logan had to wait more three minutes so Patton would stop squealing, absolutely overwhelmed with joy.
“When I say you’re the most precious Squeaky Toy and that I could just hold you and softly graze my fingertips on your sides as I place raspberries and nuzzles and whispered teases about how much absolutely CUTE and ADORABLE you and you amazing laughter are and just hold your hands up so you can’t stop me when I tickly tickle your ticklish thighs but my grip will be loose enough so if you really want you could pry away but you won’t because you just love so much being tickle tickled silly and-”
“Patton! The question.” 
“Oh, right! Er… uhh… How many vertebras there are…?”
“About thirty four or thirty three.”
There was a piece of silence before the words exploded in frantic sentences from his friend’s mouth. 
“Oh my gosh, Logan! Logan, I just managed to count twenty! Logan, oh my gosh, where are your other ones? Are you in pain? We need to go to the hospital! I can’t believe you never told me you don’t have all of them kiddo! I’m going to-” The rest of his panic was muffled by Logan’s wheezing, uncontrollable laughter, which was doubled when the most professional one turned slightly around only to find Patton giving him that confused frown.
“Y-you,” he fought to take a breath, failing “You can’t actively count them just by touching-” and Logan didn’t know if it was the occasion, or the silliness engulfing them or even the so pure and clear confusion on the other’s tune, but he found it difficult to stop his laughing.
“So, your spine is okay?”
“Yehehes!”
“Oh, that is good, kiddo! Because now I’m going to give you something to laugh about, mister!!”
Then Patton bounced, attacking that horrible, forbidden spot between his shoulder blades, leading a loud shriek and even more wild laughter to escape from him due the new maddening – awesome, - sensation. 
“Coothie coothie coo, Blushy bear!!”
“Listen to all that wonderful laughter! That's such a big, sweet smile!! Those cute little yelps, squeaks, and ah! Was that a snort?”
“Awwww, someone here is a tickly ticklish baby? Huh? Yes, you are! Yes, you are, my incredible adorable Squeaky Toy! Coothie coothie coo, bear!”
“You're so precious and so amazingly smart, wonderful, strong, cool and sweet! You deserve all the tickles tickles tickles from the Tickle Monster!!”
Tears of mirth began to accumulate on the corner of his eyes, and that was the cue for the other to begin to lessen the tickles, resuming his attack to sporadic butterfly kisses on Logan’s back.
“Stohohohop! I wihihill tell!”
“Aww, will you?”
“Yehehes, I will! Juhuhust cease!”
“Okay!” Patton gave a last nuzzle on his bare neck before his hand came down to comb his hair, giggling at Logan’s state. “Remember, it’s: ‘I, the smart Logan Sanders, am an adorable, incredibly, horribly tickly ticklish Squeaky Toy and I just looove receiving tickle, tickle, tickles from the Tickle Monster!’. Don’t forget to say every single word, Giggly Bear, or we will have to start it all over again!”
Logan whined, turning around so he wouldn’t be able to visualize Patton’s bright smirk. “Shuhuhut up. Urg. Ihihi- I, the incredible and smart Logan Sanders, am an a-ahahadorable, incredibly, horribly ti-ti-tichihihckly, ticklihihish S-squeaky… Toy… and…”
“Aaaand?”
“Dehehear Newton I despise your existence on this planet- and I just… loOove receiving tickletickleticklesfromtheTickleMonster. Thehehere! It’s said, leave mehehe alone!”
“It is, indeed!” Patton beamed, lowering himself to plant a soft kiss on the birthday boy’s temple, “Thank you for being such an adorable and great lee, Lo. Do you want some cool water? A snack? I can make it while you rest a little, okay? We could marathon Doctor Who again!”
“Yes. I think that would… suffice.” Logan smiled. A small, warm smile that made Patton feel like he could just melt for knowing it was being directed to him. “And… I also express my gratitude for your… birthday tickles, as you call it. It was quite…” he frowned, as if he was trying to recall something, “a-okay, I believe.”
“Aww! Thank you, kiddo!” And, if Patton lightly blushed with the compliment and both cuddled during the whole marathon, sometimes whispering soft, gentle compliments to each other? Well, shhhh, that is their secret to share, okay?
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oliviaischillin1204 · 4 years
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Any chance of you torturing Logan in your ler mood?
mayhaps :3
Pairings: Platonic LAMP
Word Count: 1,827 words
listen there’s some self deprecation happening in my brain atm but we’re gonna ignore that one folks cuz i’m not dealing with that today. have a fic instead.
“You’re in quite the predicament. How about you logic yourself out of this, hm?”
Roman’s voice was low and dangerous, and Logan bit his lip to stay silent. He was in so much trouble.
“We all noticed the way you’ve been acting all touchy-feely with us today,” Roman continued, his fingers just barely tracing over Logan’s exposed armpits. He twitched on instinct, but his forearms were snugly pinned between Roman’s chest and the arm of the couch, keeping him trapped and exposed.
“All because you were just so desperate for someone to give you teeny little pokies in your armpits, or scritchy-scratch all over your tum-tum, or to wiggle our fingers all over those sweet little toesies. It took a lot to resist just pinning you down and tickle-tickle-tickling you all day long, but we wanted to make you wait. Because now–”
Roman leaned closer to Logan’s ear, breath warm as he practically purred, “it’s gonna feel so much worse.”
Logan whined softly, his ears heating up at the small noise. His blush only continued to spread as he heard Patton’s giggling coming from the other end of the couch.
“Oh, Roman’s being super teasy today! Look, he’s making Logan scrunch his toes!”
Patton gestured, and to Logan embarrassment his toes were indeed scrunched as tight as he could make them. He hadn’t even realized he was doing it.
Patton made an awwing sound, a few finger coming to lightly scratch underneath his toe line. “Better uncurl those little piggies, cutiepants!”
Logan made a small squeak as he struggled to fight off Patton’s gentle tickles. Roman chuckled darkly in his ear.
“Those restraints were a great idea, huh, Logi Bear? They’re a little stretchy, so you can actually pull your feet away from Patton’s fingers. Go ahead, try it!” he continued at Logan’s hesitation. After a moment, he pulled his knees up to his chest, and found with some surprise that he was able to pull his feet away with relatively little resistance. He looked up at Roman, who gave him a sharp smile.
“See, you can get away!” he said, voice full of innocence. The sweetness of his words turned sickly, however, as he continued, “For a little while. But we’re gonna be tickling you for a very, very long time, and you need to keep your strength up to keep pulling your feet back.”
Logan realized with a start that Roman was right: already his legs were slightly shaking with the effort to pull his feet back in the elastic restraints. His eyes widened, and suddenly Virgil was laughing quietly, the first time he’d made a noise since Logan first laid down on his lap.
“Can you imagine how hard that’ll be when we start tickling you for real?” he asked, and abruptly squeezed one of Logan’s knees. A short yell of shock escaped the logical side, but he quickly clamped his mouth shut, his chest heaving with contained laughter.
Virgil rased an eyebrow. “Wow, you’re still trying not to laugh? That’s cute. Stupid, but cute.”
He brought his other hand up to squeeze at Logan’s other knee, and Logan’s body couldn’t help jolting at the sensations.
“See, it’s all about core strength,” Roman continued, like nothing was happening. “You can pull against the elastic by engaging your core muscles, but what happens when those core muscles are under attack by– oh, I don’t know, Virgil?”
Virgil grinned, predatory and sly. “On it.”
With that, he shot both hands down to Logan’s belly, scribbling and spidering all over the taut skin. Logan gasped, arching his back instinctively, but all that did was thrust his torso towards Virgil’s tickly fingers.
“Tickle tickle tickle, little Logi Bear,” Virgil cooed, and dammit why did hearing those words in his low voice make Logan want to curl up and die. “It’s either pit and tummy tickles or tootsie tickles. Your choice.”
“N- neither,” Logan spat, dangerously close to letting a stray giggle slip out. He would not laugh. He would not laugh. He–
Virgil vibrated all ten fingers deep into Logan’s stomach, and the logical side burst into helpless laughter.
“There it is!” Patton cheered, clapping at the display happening in front of him. “There’s that little Logan laughter! Oh, look how cute he is, all blushy and giggly!”
“Sh– shut up!” Logan managed, turning his head in a weak attempt to hide his burning face in his upper arm. He jumped in surpirse as he felt Roman’s fingers finally press into his exposed armpits, wiggling into his pits and making his laughter jump up a notch.
“No hiding, Logi Bear,” he teased. “We wanna see that perfect smile! You’re already laughing so hard, it’s so cute. How are your legs feeling?”
Logan couldn’t answer, but there was a growing ball of anticipation in his tummy as he realized his feet were slowly being pulled back towards Patton by the elastic restraints. He tried to pull them back towards himself, but he was already growing weak from the others’ tickles.
Paton giggled and wiggled his fingers in the direction of Logan’s approaching feet. “Someone’s gonna get their toesies tickled! Your little piggies are gonna get some ticky-tickles, Logan!”
“Nohoho!” Logan weakly protested, but his words fell off into more laughter as Virgil began methodically scribbling his fingers all over his stomach, from top to bottom and side to side.
“Shh, I know. I know it tickles, but you’re just gonna have to deal with it. Don’t bother begging, because we all know you’re lying. You want the tickles, and we’re gonna give ‘em to you. Just laugh for us, L.”
Virgil continued making incessant shushing noises as he raked his fingers across Logan’s stomach, over and over and over again. As if the logical side could in any way silence the frantic giggles pouring out of him.
“Plehehe– plehehease!” he begged, weakly trying to pull his legs back up to his chest, but all Virgil had to do was dig his thumbs into the stretch of tummy just above his hips, and Logan’s strength gave out.
“Got ‘em!” Patton said triumphantly. True to their word, both Virgil and Roman stopped their hands, letting all of Logan’s attention go to the feeling of Patton’s fingers ghosting over his feet.
“So now, when I do this…”
Patton quickly scribbled his fingers down Logan’s soles, and the logical side squealed loudly. He tugged at his ankles, but he could no longer muster the strength to pull away from the tickles.
“Uh oh!” Patton cooed sweetly, picking up the pace as he focused his attention on the balls of Logan’s feet. “Is Logi Bear a little too giggly to pull these tootsies away? Huh? I bet that makes the tickles feel so much more tickly, huh, Logi? Oh, if you only you weren’t so ticklish!” he finished in a faux-sympathetic voice.
His fingers congregated on Logan’s toes, and the logical side’s laughter nearly turned to screams as his feeling of total helplessness increased.
Patton only laughed at Logan’s frantic state. “Aw, poor little Lo-Lo. Maybe some more tickly-tickles will cheer you up!”
He nodded to Virgil and Roman, and after a few moments they too began amping up their tickles again: Virgil wiggled one delicate finger into his bellybutton while the others spidered up and down his belly, and Roman began playing two-fingered hopscotch in each of Logan’s pits.
“Nahahaha– nahahaha–” Logan laughed, throwing himself so far to the side he almost feel onto the fllor. Virgil paused his tickling for a brief moment to hoist him firmly back onto his lap.
“You trying to escape, L?” he asked, targeting Logan’s tummy with a renewed vigor. “Huh? Logan’s trying to wiggle away?”
Patton gasped in delight. “Oh, he’s just like a little worm now! Wiggle wiggle wiggle, little wormy!”
A choked sound escaped from Logan’s mouth as Virgil, evil Virgil, began squeezing Logan’s hips in time with Patton’s words, making him writhe in place in a similar manner to a worm. Roman joined in, reaching down to spider his fingers over Logan’s upper ribs and making his upper body lean to and fro.
“Wormy Logi! Squirmy wormy Logi!” Roman chanted, leaning down to ghost his breath over Logan’s ear. “Such a cutie patootie little worm. Aren’t you, Logi?”
He coupled the tease with tasering his fingers into Logan’s top rib, and Logan shrieked, his body going completely straight and stiff before falling limp against his captors.
“Ahahahahahaha! Nahahahahaha! I cahahaha–”
His words dissolved into unintelligible babbling as he laid completely still, aside from a few small twitches and wiggles.
Virgil gave him a few more pinches to his hipbones before pulling back his hands, gesturing for the others to do the same.
“Green?” he asked, summoning a water bottle with a straw and letting Logan drink.
Logan panted heavily after drinking, unable to even muster the strength to lift his head from the pillow. He nodded weakly.
Roman gently rubbed Logan’s upperarms without tickling, soothing away any potential aches. “Had enough?”
A beat, and then Logan’s head lolled from side to side in a tired shake.
Patton raised his eyebrows. “You sure, honey? That was a lot, and you seem really tired. We can stop for now–”
“No!” Logan interjected, face going slightly pink at his intensity. He floundered for a minute under their gazes before he sighed agan, embarrassed.
“The whole… ‘too weak to move’ thing,” he mumbled, not making eye contact. “I kind of… I kind of like it.”
There was silence for a few seconds, and then Virgil, surprisingly, spoke first.
“Have we been going too easy on you?”
Logan froze at the tone of Virgil’s voice. He peeked up at him, and found the emo side smirking at him quite threateningly.
“Because,” he continued slowly, “if you really want us to keep tickling all of your special little spots until you’re so tired you can’t even try to get away anymore…”
His fingers began slowly akimming over Logan’s belly again, and the logical side whined in anticipation as he felt his laughter bubbling up again.
“… We can definitely do that,” Virgil finished. Roman and Patton looked to Logan, their hands hovering over his tickle spots expectantly.
Logan could feel himself blushing again, but he knew they wouldn’t start again unless he said so. Unless he asked.
So he asked.
“Please?”
Immediately Roman was leaning over the arm of the couch to raspberry his neck while scratching his fingers all over his pits; Virgil switched to massaging deep into Logan’s tummy with one hand and plucking his ribs like a piano with the other; and Patton seemed to be playing a game with himself in which he tested how long he could tickle in between Logan’s toes before his feet jerked back on reflex.
“Aw, Logan,” Roman murmured, leaning down to nuzzle his ear as Logan laughed and laughed and laughed. “We’re gonna have so much fun with you.”
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???????? LITERALLY WHAT- YOU’RE IN A MEETING!!!!
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…okay nevermind, you get a Certified Cutiepants Pass -/////-
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corvidprompts · 6 years
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"What’s up, cutiepants.”
“Corpses.”
“What?”
xe points “Corpses.”
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poutyzendaya-blog · 7 years
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dating liz allan (wlw)
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( this would be if she didnt move away )
liz allan, smartie cutiepants mcgee™
ok dont be confused by her very ‘straight girl’ looks
shes the biggest lesbian i know
she liked peter and went with him to homecoming because she thought that you were straight
meanwhile you literally just joined academic decathalon for the sole purpose to see her everyday
but one day in gsa, she showed up and nobody seemed shook but you were like ???
you were starring at her like the ENTIRE TIME, and u r pretty sure drool was forming ( mj snorted because she could see right through you and you gave her the middle finger mentally )
she was so smart and charming? and her lips were that perfect tint of pink, hER SMILE WAS EVERYTHING. anD her big brown doey eyes!!! 
(( honey by kehlani reminded you of her soo much ))
i think you realized you liked her was when she was going on sapphic poems and lesbianism in ancient greece
‘ i heard it in a ted talk’ - liz allan  ™
you made up a lie and said you needed her to tutor you in chemistry ( even though you were literally on academic decathalon )
so you started seeing liz regularly - at school, after at academic decatholon, and when she tutored you
it was either her house or yours, and her parents had grown very fond of you
and one time they let you stay for dinner, which was nice because you lived with your single mom who worked a lot
mrs allan was asking you questions like what school you wanted to go to, the things you liked and then
‘liz talks about you so much and shes totally right, you are adorable’
you almost spit your water out on mr toomes, which wouldnt have been good because he scares the shit out of you
‘mOM!’ her cheeks turned crismon red that matched the strawberry charm on her charm bracelet
and thats how it all began, and you became attached the hips
you slept over each others houses a lot 
and you would always steal her sweaters because they smelt like vanilla and strawberries
she got you two matching necklaces with each others names on them
its clear to say liz was the best girlfriend EVER
she was definitely the mom friend ™ and v protective of you
which made since she was older than you and taller
she was always texting you sweet things, making sure you got home safe or you studied for an upcoming test
and you get super jealous but liz is so head over heels for you its ridiculous
you always go to her meets and cheer her on
and she writes you love letters inspired by sappho poems AND ITS SO CUTE SHE KISSES IT AND YOU CAN SMELL HER STRAWBERRY LIPGLOSS ON IT!!
she also puts lil cute notes in ur locker!!!!!
liz literally never stops talking about u and its soo sappy and cute
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saurons-optometrist · 4 years
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just a heads up unicorn march is autism/serenity on here who like. tw for defence of cp "as long as its animated" if you look up callouts on them. at no point is what they contribute to the conversation or community helpful or harmless. the unicorn march website alone has some really dangerous stuff and they do have a fairly loud presence online including being "the home of bi history month".
I was not aware of the cp stuff that is very bad but also did you like, read what I said? Making cute acronyms bc you like them is fine, seriously. Not everything has to be for everyone and that's okay. The only word/phrase that actually encompasses everyone is queer, and a lot of people online recognize it only as a slur (which is a conversation I've had here many times and won't rehash rn). Perhaps I should have done my addition on a different post and not accidentally amplified the voice of a pedo defender, that's my bad.
Also I'd like to ask what the problem with that bi history month thing is? I'm truly ignorant on that situation and do not trust Google to explain it to me.
In summary: I had no idea about the cp stuff that's awful and pretty indefensible. However, I will stand by my comments that we as a community need to gatekeep less and just let people do their own thing. If someone wants to call themselves a cutiepal instead of queer or LGBT then that's fine, really. It's okay (probably at least, there is some discussion to be had about separating that from its proMAP source but honestly I don't even know how to begin that and since I'm not a victim of csa I don't think I should). I'm sorry for amplifying a predator, that was shitty.
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nikkomints · 7 years
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OKAY LISTEN HONEY MY BIGGEST PROBLEM WITH YOUR ART IS NOT KNOWING WHAT TO PUT AS MY LOCK SCREEN FIRST AAACK I WANNA USE THEM ALL GDI BUT I CAN ONLY PICK A SELECT FEW. Send help I'm drowning in tears, produced by the beauty of and emotions stirred by your art. Bless you, Cutiepants McGee.
STHGJSTEGFGFD IM SO SORRY BUT AT THE SAME TIME THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME IM LAUGHINGF 
My life has been made ty ty anon
time to produce more art to make the decision harder hehe :3c
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idleleaves · 7 years
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Met this tiny gremlin at the shelter today. What a cutiepants.
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gaynasa · 7 years
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Hey, what's up cutiepants? Heard ya like pink... what do you think of carmine?
Sab you flatterer 😘😘😘 Carmine: What’s your ideal date?G o s h tbh I get so awkward about it most of the time it's just going out to do stuff together and all of it is a "date" so like,,, if someone planning a super big romantic thing for me and I'd probably spontaneously combust but I just love going out n about and talking forever plus dressing up together and I'm a together person
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BRICK WALL!JARED *chinhands*
re: this
Hrrrng I mean just
I think I am extra susceptible to this set cause he’s in ROME and I don’t know the exact place he’s at obvs but I can picture exactly the kind of place it is and first of all the idea of Jared fitting in any of the little chairs in Italian streetside cafes is ridic
and it’s just a place where all the lusty languid pleasures of life feel more...more 
but anyway yes so it’s night and the air would be warm from the cobblestones still soaked in the heat of the day, rush of fountains in the background, all mindfuck atmospheric with pieces of the ancient city breaking skyward through modern plaster and brick and Jared just ALL VISCERAL-LEVEL GOODNESS sweaty and wine drunk and so muscle-thick even that pretty loose tshirt is like - clinging to him
(also beardy which historically is not always my thing but in this particular context I’m all about)
(this ask also made me think I should maybe streamline my tags a little cause apparently I have tags for brickwall!jared and brickwall!sam but also beefcake!jared AND beefcake cutiepants so ... bit of erm um overlap there (what can I say I enjoy burly men Paula).) 
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