#WHAT A CUTIEPANTS

[togamicchi]

muffins/pastry like pixels but replace 1 pixel with a derpy one (derpy from my little pony) your pixels are so cutiep,,

What about 3 derpy'.s... evil

[ltgeorgehodgson]

lowkey I gave my current boyfriend a chance because he has wispy blonde mutton chops like you 🫣

what are your thoughts on that, lieutenant cutiepants

oh... goodness me... ahem.....

that's very flattering ! and I wish you and your boyfriend a happy and long relationship.

though i will issue a reminder to use some propriety when speaking to officers... we must maintain decorum... and definitely not say anything that might make one rather flustered.....

[myplushheart]

i don’t care what those women say. sugerbeets is a fucking adorable nickname. cutiepants was also good but it’s cause of how absolutely silly it sounds

[allthephils]

[corvidprompts]

"What’s up, cutiepants.”

“Corpses.”

“What?”

xe points “Corpses.”

[poutyzendaya-blog]

dating liz allan (wlw)

( this would be if she didnt move away )

liz allan, smartie cutiepants mcgee™

ok dont be confused by her very ‘straight girl’ looks

shes the biggest lesbian i know

she liked peter and went with him to homecoming because she thought that you were straight

meanwhile you literally just joined academic decathalon for the sole purpose to see her everyday

but one day in gsa, she showed up and nobody seemed shook but you were like ???

you were starring at her like the ENTIRE TIME, and u r pretty sure drool was forming ( mj snorted because she could see right through you and you gave her the middle finger mentally )

she was so smart and charming? and her lips were that perfect tint of pink, hER SMILE WAS EVERYTHING. anD her big brown doey eyes!!! 

(( honey by kehlani reminded you of her soo much ))

i think you realized you liked her was when she was going on sapphic poems and lesbianism in ancient greece

‘ i heard it in a ted talk’ - liz allan  ™

you made up a lie and said you needed her to tutor you in chemistry ( even though you were literally on academic decathalon )

so you started seeing liz regularly - at school, after at academic decatholon, and when she tutored you

it was either her house or yours, and her parents had grown very fond of you

and one time they let you stay for dinner, which was nice because you lived with your single mom who worked a lot

mrs allan was asking you questions like what school you wanted to go to, the things you liked and then

‘liz talks about you so much and shes totally right, you are adorable’

you almost spit your water out on mr toomes, which wouldnt have been good because he scares the shit out of you

‘mOM!’ her cheeks turned crismon red that matched the strawberry charm on her charm bracelet

and thats how it all began, and you became attached the hips

you slept over each others houses a lot 

and you would always steal her sweaters because they smelt like vanilla and strawberries

she got you two matching necklaces with each others names on them

its clear to say liz was the best girlfriend EVER

she was definitely the mom friend ™ and v protective of you

which made since she was older than you and taller

she was always texting you sweet things, making sure you got home safe or you studied for an upcoming test

and you get super jealous but liz is so head over heels for you its ridiculous

you always go to her meets and cheer her on

and she writes you love letters inspired by sappho poems AND ITS SO CUTE SHE KISSES IT AND YOU CAN SMELL HER STRAWBERRY LIPGLOSS ON IT!!

she also puts lil cute notes in ur locker!!!!!

liz literally never stops talking about u and its soo sappy and cute

[nikkomints]

OKAY LISTEN HONEY MY BIGGEST PROBLEM WITH YOUR ART IS NOT KNOWING WHAT TO PUT AS MY LOCK SCREEN FIRST AAACK I WANNA USE THEM ALL GDI BUT I CAN ONLY PICK A SELECT FEW. Send help I'm drowning in tears, produced by the beauty of and emotions stirred by your art. Bless you, Cutiepants McGee.

STHGJSTEGFGFD IM SO SORRY BUT AT THE SAME TIME THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME IM LAUGHINGF 

My life has been made ty ty anon

time to produce more art to make the decision harder hehe :3c

[idleleaves]

Met this tiny gremlin at the shelter today. What a cutiepants.

[wizardperks]

Hey, what's up cutiepants? Heard ya like pink... what do you think of carmine?

Sab you flatterer 😘😘😘 Carmine: What’s your ideal date?G o s h tbh I get so awkward about it most of the time it's just going out to do stuff together and all of it is a "date" so like,,, if someone planning a super big romantic thing for me and I'd probably spontaneously combust but I just love going out n about and talking forever plus dressing up together and I'm a together person

[winchestersinthedrift]

BRICK WALL!JARED *chinhands*

re: this

Hrrrng I mean just

I think I am extra susceptible to this set cause he’s in ROME and I don’t know the exact place he’s at obvs but I can picture exactly the kind of place it is and first of all the idea of Jared fitting in any of the little chairs in Italian streetside cafes is ridic

and it’s just a place where all the lusty languid pleasures of life feel more...more 

but anyway yes so it’s night and the air would be warm from the cobblestones still soaked in the heat of the day, rush of fountains in the background, all mindfuck atmospheric with pieces of the ancient city breaking skyward through modern plaster and brick and Jared just ALL VISCERAL-LEVEL GOODNESS sweaty and wine drunk and so muscle-thick even that pretty loose tshirt is like - clinging to him

(also beardy which historically is not always my thing but in this particular context I’m all about)

(this ask also made me think I should maybe streamline my tags a little cause apparently I have tags for brickwall!jared and brickwall!sam but also beefcake!jared AND beefcake cutiepants so ... bit of erm um overlap there (what can I say I enjoy burly men Paula).)