#WELP JAIME

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

#i love imagining that he could do anything and people would still be like jaime lannister? what happened to you?? #if he was a skinchanger people would be like jaime lannister? why are you a crustacean rn 🤨 (via @eddtollett)

#skinchanger jaime turning into a horse to live out his horsegirl dreams #and everbody's like oh there's the kingslayer eating grass (via @blankwhiteshield)

love how Jaime shaves his head in ASOS like ‘haha now no one will recognise me’ and then everyone they come across is like ‘oh that’s Jaime Lannister. what happened to his hair’

[jonsnowunemploymentera]

Randomly thinking about grrm’s deconstruction of knighthood in asoiaf and how ironic it is that the Night’s Watch - an organization known to be half full of murderers, rapists, thieves, and all sorts of criminals - is essentially in charge of defending all of humanity when shit hits the fan. Like westeros just scrambled ‘the lowest of the low’ together into a penal colony in the far north and is totally fine depending on them for their survival; though tbf, i guess part of it has to do with expecting these societal ‘others’ to give their not so valuable lives for the good of the realm, who really cares if they live or die because they’re out of sight and out of mind. And it’s kinda funny too when we factor in the kingsguard because it’s a far more respected institution than the NW presently, but it too has its fair share of monsters. Quite a few men of the kingsguard have been morally bankrupt individuals, and we even see how the men of the KG sometimes forget other people they should be responsible for because their one priority is the king (we see what happens when you put the people of the realm first and then are ostracized by it a la Jaime tho there’s more to it). Missing the forest for the tree is something both institutions share, making them quite similar. So it’s interesting how grrm flips the fantasy classic of the black knight vs the white knight. The black knight is often anti-heroic, if not straight up villainous, and is often made to be diametrically opposed to the valiant and ever good white knight. But asoiaf has white and black knights both be shown of great virtue and great vice. The white knights in this story really are no better than the black knights. I’d love to see how these two entities could intersect, i.e., what happens when a white knight eventually changes his cloak for a black one (*cough* Jaime *cough*) and how that falls into grrm’s deconstruction of the romance of chivalry, the extent of personal heroism, and perceived knightly virtue. Welp I don’t even know what point I’m trying to make anymore, I just wanted to talk about the KG and the NW because they’re really cool.

[fxckn-sxck-fr]

Hii!! Just a thought, would any of the yanderes baby trap a particularly difficult reader?

𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐂 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘-𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆…

!!! GN reader, children (lmao), manipulation, coercion into parenting, delusions, slight threats, impregnation mention (it’s not the reader, though), obligatory Tim Drake warning, mentions of possible harm to children.

I’m assuming you just mean the comic book yanderes. Let’s see!

I kept the actual baby-acquisition vague. Could be one or both of y’all’s biological kid, could be adopted, could be kidnapped. Who knows! I also gave them ratings on how they would be as a father, cuz why not.

Bruce Wayne: Yes. Absolutely. This is Bruce we’re talking about. You know, the guy who’s never beating the empty-nester allegations? As long as you’re with him, you’re bound to end up with a kid one way or another. Whether he set out to baby trap you or ended up with a child by chance, he is for sure going to hold it over your head. This kid is going to have both of their parents in their life, biological or not. It’s like a new kid spawns in the manor every time you get even a little bit rebellious. (7/10 father; still has his issues, but he’s learned from his past mistakes.)

Bucky Barnes: Okay, I don’t think he’d initially see himself as a family man. Just never crossed his mind, given his life as the Winter Solider. If he did end up with a kid, it would definitely be by accident. But when that happens, he’ll start to give it a little more thought. The idea of a family… it sounds so domestic; so normal. Uh-oh. Instant baby fever. Now he wants even more kids, and he’ll acquire them by any means necessary. Doesn’t manipulate you with any children, but you may feel obligated to stick around; the Winter Soldier does NOT seem like the type to be good at parenting. (5/10 father; doesn’t know what he’s doing, but he’s at least enthusiastic.)

Clark Kent: This man wants the classic nuclear family life. While he wouldn’t set out to baby-trap you, it will inadvertently happen with his desire for children. He wants to be tackled by at least 3 kids every time he comes home! And if he’s already had Jon, I can see him making it his mission to find the perfect spouse; that’s how he finds you!! Oh, you’re not good with kids? Doesn’t matter. This man is delusional as fuck. It’s not like he sees you for who you are, anyway. Keep in mind that he’s projecting an idealized version of a spouse onto you. (10/10 father; amazing with kids and is willing to pull your weight when you’re being difficult.)

Dick Grayson: If it comes down to it, he will. Any form of manipulation is fair game, and hey… he’s always dreamed of starting a family of his own one day. Even if you’re not big on kids, he’s willing to play the long game to try and get you to change your mind. And if you never do? Welp. That’s too bad. You’re still gonna end up with a child somehow (Dick’s got plenty of ways to make sure of that). When he finally gets what he wants, he’s for sure using the ��think of our kid(s)” card any chance he gets. (9/10 father; he’s a family man at heart, and everyone around him thinks it was only a matter of time.)

Hal Jordan: A bit iffy on starting a family. He doesn’t hate kids, he just isn’t sure if he’s ready. However, as soon as he realizes a child in your life could make you more compliant, he quickly starts to sing a different tune. Now he’s all for having kids!! He’d be obsessed with the power it gives, every interaction between you two having that subtle warning of, “try and escape me now.” Papa-Bear Hal is not a force to be reckoned with. You may find yourself not liking the consequences of trying to break up this happy little family. (8/10 father; there’s a bit of a learning curve for him, but he’ll eventually fall into the groove of it.)

Jaime Reyes: Nope. The thought of having kids makes him sick to his stomach. He knows there’s something wrong with him… god only knows what would happen to his kids. The what if’s would drive him insane, easily trumping the possible gains of baby-trapping you. Sure, it might be a bit tempting — and he’ll admit, a small part of him wishes he could one day be a father — but not only would he feel extremely guilty, he also knows that it’s a bad fucking idea. Hopefully, he can continue to ignore Khaji Da’s own thoughts on the matter. It doesn’t matter how important “continuing the Reyes legacy” is, he’s not taking that risk. (6/10 father; despite his fits of spiraling paranoia, he needs to give himself a little more credit).

Peter Parker: Honestly, it’s a toss up. He’s got his concerns with being a father, but thinking about it makes him all giddy inside. I think this would be another case of accidental baby-trapping. He didn’t set out to do it, but hey… if it works, it works. Any “but what about our kid(s)” that he throws at you is by no means intentional manipulation; he’s just genuinely worried what would happen if you left. Then again, I can also see him slightly doing it. As soon as he realizes it works, he’ll keep it in mind. A thing he’ll tuck away for later and only use when absolutely needed. (9/10 father; loves his kid(s) and would do anything for them).

Remy LeBeau: Yeah, probably. As long as he’s in a position where he can have a kid or two, he’ll go for it. Remy secretly longs for a family (though he’ll never admit it), and if starting one means earning your compliance? Well, shit… that’s just killing two birds with one stone! But again, this depends on if he’s in a position where kids are viable. Should he still have some unfinished business to attend to, he’s not gonna be dumb enough to have kids. Growing up in the Thieves Guild taught him a thing or two about why that’s a bad idea. Otherwise, you are not immune to a sudden baby-acquisition by yours truly. (7/10 father; he gives chill baby daddy vibes who tries his best to be there for his kids.)

Scott Summers: Oh, yeah. It’s guaranteed to happen. This man is committed to having a semi-normal life, no matter how unrealistic that may seem. He wants a family. He wants you to be obedient. He wants a sense of normalcy, goddamnit. Y’all are having a kid whether you want one or not. And he leans heavily towards having a biological kid. If you don’t have the means to get pregnant — or fight tooth and nail against the idea — he’s 100% impregnating someone else and stealing their baby. Yes, it’s a crazy idea. Yes, he’s willing to go that far. Don’t test him. He’ll yell and shout at you about how you need to be there for this fucking kid, even if it’s not yours. It’s in your best interest if you comply. (6/10 father; he’s chronically fighting against the absent father allegations and MIGHT be winning… results are still pending.)

Steve Roger: Poor guy wants to settle down so bad. Yes, he’d baby-trap you, but I can see him feeling guilty for it. He knows it’s wrong, and it would especially weigh down on him if you didn’t even want kids in the first place. But he wants a family so bad. He can’t help it!! And as big of a piece of shit he may feel afterwards, he’ll do what’s necessary to make you behave. You need to be here for your kids! If a little bit of manipulation makes you stay, then so be it. He’s surprisingly good at guilt-tripping, making a good case with the image he has to uphold as Captain America. What would people think if they learned he was a single father? What assumptions would they make about you if you left him? Society might not be all that kind to you. It’s best to just stay. (8/10 father; can get a little busy, but he’s definitely there when it matters the most.)

Tim Drake: Not a fan of kids. There might be a chance of him coming up with a baby-trapping scheme during one of his weird fits, but let’s hope he snaps out of it before it’s too late. Do NOT let bro be a father. On the off-chance that he does acquire a kid… pray. And I mean PRAY. His version of baby-trapping ranges from “but this kid needs you” to “I will fucking kill this kid if you leave.” A situation like this means you have to familiarize yourself with Tim’s mood swings. Be compliant at first, then when he starts to second-guess himself, try to gently coax him into giving this child a better home. Hopefully, that poor kid will survive everything unscathed. Tim wouldn’t know what to do with himself if something bad happened to them. (0/10 father; he’d actually do an alright job when he’s mentally stable, but I think everyone — including Tim himself — would agree that he’d do more harm than good raising a kid.)

Wally West: Yup. No hesitation. As soon as the thought crosses his mind, he will get to scheming immediately. His goal would be to make it seem like a natural evolution, even if you’re not keen on the idea of kids. Wally is such a master at masking his manipulation, to the point where it’s unclear if he’s actually baby-trapping you or not, and by the time you’ve realize it… welp… too late. Arguing with him is absolutely frustrating, cuz Wally West does not argue; he smooth talks until makes you feel like an idiot. Wanna know how cruel he is? Those kids will grow up to be accomplices in his manipulation, whether they know it or not. No one can put a stop to his fuckery. (9/10 parent; turns out to be a phenomenal father, I just have to take a point off simply because raising your kids to be just as manipulative as him probably isn’t good.)

[notmybitch]

Welp. We are still in the middle of total depression, so here we go:

The first thing I thought when I saw the poster for Fina was that they wanted to do an HIMYM-style intervention on her, so that she would stop lying dehydrated in bed lol It was still kinda funny and even more so with the amount of food they prepared for her, I love that everyone knows that Fina is happier when delicious food is served. Isidro's speech was really nice, it makes me happy that he really supports her so much now. The only thing that broke my heart a little was that Fina herself already thinks that she can rebuild her life without Marta in the future. I want her to be better, but not at the cost of getting over Marta :'( I know she won't but still hope for a scene tomorrow in which Fina shows she'd be willing to fight for Marta again, even if it takes her awhile to get her strength back.

Marta Belmonte… I'm speechless of her acting, not even kidding! I'm going to start calling Cate Blanchett the 'Australian Martha Belmonte' haha The way Marta breaks into pieces in front of everyone at the table was so realistic that I kept yelling at everyone to go get her. I can't explain how much I hate Damian for being so heartless with her. Jaime is not far behind. Is that why he stayed in Toledo? And he is not even able to check on his weeping wife? Que tipo pelotudo.

I was so happy that Andrés spoke with Marta, but that conversation was super painful and it didn't have, I think, the good effect on Marta that I thought it could have. She still has a hard time breaking free of her shell and Andrés doesn't understand enough about her life to encourage her to trust him more. I hope with all my heart that he insists and she can finally explain him a little about her situation, she needs someone to take care of her asap.

They are leaving me heartbroken this week, I really need a bounce back tomorrow so we can end it on a hopeful note.

[rainwingmarvel7]

Sarra Mormont + Mabel Waters (kinda like a Catelyn/Jon relationship? like Larys came home with Mabel one day and was like “welp, here’s my bastard! take care of her now!)

Darren Lannister x Jenny Storm

I know I haven’t shared much lore about her but Nadya Dormaire + Cressida Westerling (Nadya as Jaime’s wife and Cressida as Darren’s? Or vice versa?)

Oooo ok I’m so here for all of these

Sarra + Mabel

Ok so I actually think that Sarra wouldn’t have that much of a problem with Mabel, to be honest. I mean, she wouldn’t necessarily be happy that his affair happened, but she wouldn’t be too torn up about it either. I mean, she’s got Gwayne so like who is she to judge.

I think she would maybe be a little resentful of having to take care of a child that isn’t hers at first, but she’d soften pretty quickly and take her in as her own. She might even try to push for her legitimization. I don’t really think she’d feel threatened by Mabel, and her own biological daughter Elyana is in a good enough position (I’m thinking she’s going to be betrothed to Daeron), that she’s not really worried about that either.

Honestly, I think she’d want to be the mother that Mabel doesn’t have, and also to make up for Larys just being Larys to her. She would protect her like she would her own child, and to her, Mabel is that.

Darren x Jenny

Oooo ok I see you with this one after the Victyr and Darren ask.

Going along with that idea, I think that Jenny would likely get involved with Darren to get back at Victyr for his blatant interest and preference for Sansa. I don’t know if she’d want a long term relationship - maybe she would, maybe she wouldn’t, it depends on how Darren treats her and what he wants out of it too, but she’d certainly be open to a fling at the least.

Nadya + Cressida

The bestest girls! I’m sorry but I love the idea of these two together being absolute besties. I think that regardless of which Lannister brother was married to who, Nadya would be very protective of Cressida because I get the sense that she’s a bit more outspoken and feisty than her, although I could be wrong. She would not shy away from lecturing her husband, that’s for sure. And she would always invite her to sit next to her at the Lannister family dinners which I’m sure are entertaining. But yeah I just think they’d get along wonderfully, and Nadya would have such a soft spot for Cressida, especially since they are in somewhat similar situations. I kind of need them to meet now.

[athetos]

Welp, some people seemed to buy Emily Armstrong’s apology and promise that she changed, but Jaime Bennington (Chester’s son) put out some very pointed accusations towards both Emily and Mike Shinoda, and even implied that they met through Danny Masterson, that this album has possibly been in the works since the year Chester died, that Mike grooms his fans, and that Emily intimidated Danny Masterson’s victims, and so on and so forth. You can read more by clicking this link.

I have no idea how they’ll respond to this, but right now I certainly don’t feel optimistic. Way to honor Chester’s legacy during suicide prevention month, good job team, I’m sure this is exactly what he would have wanted. What a fucking shitshow, there’s no salvaging this.

[atomic--peach]

Her Grace's Handmaiden Pt 23

(Cersei Lannister x Fem Reader, brief one sided Lancel Lannister x Fem Reader. Disclaimer: While Lancel's age is unstated in the show, in the books he is canonically 17. However, since the show ages everyone up by 2-3 years and we've been going by Show ages instead of Book ages so far , Lancel in this fic would be 19-20.

SMUT: male masturbation )

AO3 version: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48276340

Lannister Reign over the continent seemed to be solidifying with every passing day One Baratheon brother dead, the other cast back into the sea. Jaime was off fighting for control of the Riverlands against the Stark pup. Joffrey on the throne with his grandfather as Hand to the King, and Cersei looming over all shoulders, waiting for something to do.

She needed a distraction. Something to take her mind off the thoughts barreling through her brain.

There were the usual concerns, of course. Her dreadful little brother. The Stark Girl, who was more use to them alive but sulked around the keep like a kicked dog.

Speaking of dogs.

She shook her head.

Don't think on that, there's no point to it.

And yet she couldn't stop herself. She pictured you that night, standing in the darkness of your quarters with knowing eyes that looked almost eager for the Queen to get closer. Cersei couldn't help but wonder what would have happened if she had forced you into the Holdfast with the other ladies.

You'd still be here, of course.

But that look you gave Cersei. A look to chill the blood of even the most hardened of warriors. It was the look of a predator just waiting for its prey to move into the perfect position.

But that was nonsense, Cersei knew that.

You were devoted to her, even in anger. Each time Cersei sent you away, you had always come back. You never would have left her Queen's side if you hadn't been forced to.

This was the delusion Cersei labored under for weeks, even now despite the idea being brushed off by everyone else.

She brought her distress to her father and Joffrey, and both looked at her like she had grown a second head.

"Forgive me." Tywin squinted slowly as if he didn't understand. "But it is my understanding that upon marriage, a wife becomes as one with her husband both spiritually and legally. Lady Clegane is the man's wife, therefore there can be no issue of kidnapping."

"All the same" Cersei fumed, outraged that they would not see sense. "He should be found and hanged as a deserter. If we find him, we find Lady Clegane."

"We are at war" Joffrey scoffed, "We do not have the spare men to send after a stray dog and his bitch."

Cersei wanted to pull his ear for that. She had been unprepared for the harsh change in her dynamic with her son. He no longer listened to her and did not seek her advice or her counsel.

When he discovered the truth of Robert's many bastards, he sent the city watch to slaughter them all, grown and babes alike.

When Cersei heard of this, she was stunned. Yes, it solved the issue of the truth Jon Arryn discovered, but it also gave those who resented Lannister presence a rallying cry against Cersei and her family

"The Queen Slaughters Babies" Tyrion had said with a dark smirk.

Tywin insisted Cersei at least try to keep some kind of control over her son, but the boy king resisted with every attempt.

That made it sting all the more when Tywin himself succeeded where Cersei had failed with her child.

Tywin had him settled, more willing to thin before acting, and betrothed to Margery Tyrell, whom Cercei resented and watched carefully.

If you were here, Cersei thought, you would know what to say to cheer her. You would call Margery a snub-nosed little girl and laugh with Cersei at the very idea of such a welp replacing her.

"She could never hold a candle to you, Your Grace" you would say, cheeks rosy and eyes smiling. "Rose or not."

Why had you left? Cersei knew why, she wasn't stupid.

She did regret what had happened. You had wanted that baby so badly. I should have just had that dog put down, Cersei thought to herself, that would have been enough.

Yes, it would have hurt you, but you would have gotten over it. You would have had your baby to look after, and Cersei by your side.

Cersei allowed herself to linger on this alternative path, as it was so much more pleasant than her current reality.

Cersei would have moved you closer to the royal quarters, perhaps even into her rooms. The babe would be attended to by a nanny and wetnurse, as all highborn children were.

I could have given them more, Cersei frowned.

A head start for the boy, he would have been set to be someone's squire. Perhaps Jaime's. From there he could take on the role his father had taken, sworn sword to the King's children. Or, on the off chance the boy had been small, unfit for the battlefield, he could have even been sent to Oldtown to be educated.

Would she have loved him? Cersei wondered. Not as she loved her own children, surely. But, he would have been the apple of his mother's eye. I would have cared for him, Cersei decided firmly, not loved, but cared for.

And how well you would have thrived as a mother. You were so good with little Tommen and Myrcella, it would have come naturally.

After The Hound died, what would be done with you?

You could remain forever a widow, that would be the preferred route. You could not be trusted not to love, and in Cersei's view, it was only natural for everyone to fall in love with you eventually.

If the silly fool had been smart enough not to fall for her first husband, none of this would have happened.

If you did remarry though, it would have to be a weak man. One who did not ask questions and did not interfere.

She had thought the Hound good at not interfering. Perhaps Cersei had been blind to it, but he had never seemed resentful of your affections for your Queen. But why else would he have stolen you from the Keep in the Night like a common thief?

you must be so worried, Cersei realized.

Did you know they had won? That they were still alive?

The poor dear was snatched up and swept away like a maiden in a story, she thought fretfully, you must be so confused and frightened.

Enough of this. Cersei slapped her palm to the smooth table top she sat at, nursing a goblet of wine. If they would not do anything, she would.

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"You asked to see me, your grace?"

"Yes, come in." Cersei eyed the sell sword up and down. To consider this man a knight would be an affront to the very notion of chivalry, regardless of the "Ser" they put before his name.

"I find myself in need of some help." She began. "I have a problem, and the crown has made it clear they will not intervene, so I am seeking outside assistance."

Bronn nodded understandingly. "May I ask as to the nature of the problem?"

"My favorite, The Lady Clegane, do you know her?"

"Know of her, the uh…" He tried to find a word he could get away with in the present company, "the pretty one the Hound married. I saw her."

"She was kidnapped by her husband from the keep the night Stannis attacked the city. I want her brought back, and I want that barbarian's throat slit."

Bronn considered this. "That can be arranged. It'll take some asking around though, not many men would be willing to track down a man that big and that good with a sword. And they'll be asking for a pretty penny to do it."

"Money is of no object, I assure you," Cersei smirked. "I want her brought back alive and unharmed."

"I'll find the man for the job, your grace." Bronn smiled coyly, "Of course, there is a matter of a finder's fee…"

"Find me a man who can do the job. If he comes back alive with Lady Clegane unharmed, you will be rewarded handsomely." Cersei assured him.

Bronn's grin widened at this, "I will start straight away, Your Grace."

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Lancel stared at the ceiling over his bed blankly.

His wound still burned with infection, and his brow was damp with feverish sweat.

The Maester said he would have died if not for the quick dressing of his wound. He had you to thank for that, he thought fondly.

He made good his vow to Clegane and told his father to find him a wife that could get him out of King's Landing, and Kevin Lannister acted swiftly, glad to see that his son was finally taking adult responsibility seriously.

But while the Frey girl Kevin had betrothed him to was kind and plain-faced with noble intentions, Lancel's mind could not help but stray.

He hated himself for it. It was an affront to the gods, disrespectful to the man who had covered his crimes, and dishonored the very lady his affections yearned for.

His soul was still wracked with guilt, how he had been the one to summon you to Cersei's chambers that night. He had no way of knowing what would happen, he told himself, no way at all.

And even after what happened, when he confessed before you and your husband the Queen's crime and his unintentional part in it, though he might die, and if he did it would be well deserved.

But instead, you bore him no ill will, neither of you did. You had even taken valuable time to tend to his wounds when he was injured. "Come with us" you had urged him, and he wanted to follow so badly.

But his honor would not allow it, nor his pride.

And in the end, they won, despite everything.

When the battlefield cleared, Lancel found he could not judge Clegane for what he had done. Win or Lose, nothing would have changed for you. You would still be trapped, your son would still be dead, and you would have to look into the face of your child's killer every day.

He could still picture the beach, war raging only a few hundred yards from them as you held his hand in yours.

Even in plain wool, stripped of any court finery that might have disguised you for a snobbish highborn, you were still so beautiful.

Had Clegane not been there, had they been alone on that beach, would Lancel have dared to kiss you as he had so wanted to in that moment?

It was horrible to think, he knew that. You were a married woman, with a husband who not only loved but respected you. And you were his senior by ten years or more, what could you ever want with someone like him? Little more than a boy in tin armor with a toy sword when compared to The Hound.

As he pondered in the darkness, the arm on Lancel's good side began to move over his hip to rest on his lower stomach. Absentmindedly his long fingers played at the edge of his waistband.

He wished you were here. You had been so kind, so attentive when you nursed his wound as he sat on your bed. Even in the midst of the pain and the noise of the battle still ringing in his ears, the touch of your hands on his body was startlingly gentle.

He imagined how soft your touch had been on his face, all those times you had cupped his cheek gently, in the cellars by candlelight, in the garden surrounded by flowers. How those soft hands would feel against his bare chest, nursing him still with those sad eyes. How you'd press a cold cloth to his brow to soothe his fever.

"My poor Lion" he could hear you breathe, "Let me take care of you."

He gasped as your small hand gripped the length of his shaft and stroked him slowly but firmly. He did not protest, only whimpering with need as you leaned over him to plant a kiss on his brow. Your chest hovered just out of his reach until you drew him close and laid his head on your breast.

"Sweetling." You coaxed him gently, "You must rest, let me help you."

He nodded in agreement and very nearly cried out as you picked up the pace, lavishing tender attention on his sensitive tip each time your fingers pumped his cock.

"Please" he whined, face buried in the warm softness of your breasts as the sensation overwhelmed him. The beckoning smell of your hair, the musical tone of your sweet voice. "Please. I need you; I need you; I love you. Please."

You laughed lightly at his gasping chant, watching his hips buck against your hand.

"I know, darling, I know. Just breath. You're doing so well, so close."

His release came quickly, and just as soon as you were there, you were gone. Your warmth replaced by a cool pillow; your small soft hand replaced by his own nimble fingers.

Even as he traced the sensitive tip of his cock, drawing out more jerks and whines, Lancel felt a wave of shame wash over him.

But more powerful than shame was desire. The desire to sleep, the desire to dream. Perhaps you would visit him again tonight if he was lucky.

[multifandominfj]

WELP, now that Evil Colonel Sanders knows, I am 100x more scared about what he’s going to do.

If he teams up with Evil Mr. Clean and Bitchabel…I may end up spiraling.

Can’t people just LEAVE THEM ALONE?!

I mean for FUCKS SAKE, SOMEONE (Jaime, Luz, Begoña, Bitchabel) GIVE MARTA AND FINA SOME AMMUNITION!

Like, I’m calling it now, we won’t be getting anymore nice scenes thanks to Damian and Jesús.

And since 80% of Luimelia’s writers are on this show…I REALLY HOPE we don’t get a repeat of what happened to Amelia. 💔😩

[unsettlingconclusions]

Welp, they were realistic in the sense of the cis normative (white and used to having everything they want) man looking at a sinking ship of a relationship and deciding the best way of fixing that (and, of course, satisfying the patriarch of the family) is to bring a bundle of neverending trouble, a perpetual source of anxiety, the world’s most renowned cause of sleep deprivation into the equation!

And the foreshadowing of Jaime not doing the stitches because he couldn’t see well? Oh that man is definitely sick (edit: I mean gravely sick).

[writergirl2011]

J/B Week 2023: Day Four

Welp, I slipped on a slick ramp today and banged up my knee, but I'm carrying on anyway.

Question four: Favorite canon scene?

Argh. This is tough, but in the end I have to go with the Harrenhal bath. The clues leading up to Jaime's confession are there--his talk with Catelyn in the Riverrun dungeon, the memories he has in his early POV chapters, some of the things he says to Brienne--but it all comes to a head in the bathhouse. In trying to earn her trust, he tells her something he's told no one in sixteen years.

But it's more than that. Jaime's confession fills in a gap that we maybe didn't know was there. Before then, we're not given much of an explanation for why he killed Aerys because Jaime never gave one--as he tells Brienne, the first person who saw him after, Ned Stark, judged him the minute he saw him. That judgment followed Jaime for the next fifteen years, and it's that judgment we get from the very beginning of the series. The only dissenting voice in all of AGOT and ACOK hinting that there's more to Jaime than we think is Tyrion's, and even he doesn't know the truth. (He's also easy to discount because he's Jaime's brother.)

Thing is, IIRC, we're never told exactly why people thought Jaime killed Aerys. I think we're meant to assume people believe he did it to further Lannister ambition since Robert married Cersei. But we never stop to ask if Jaime gave an explanation for killing Aerys, or if anyone had bothered to ask. No one in the story stops to wonder why Jaime stayed in the Kingsguard if he did it to further Lannister interests, since presumably Tywin would've worked out a deal to get his heir back. And the readers, who are set up to think of all Lannisters as power-hungry, overlook what Bran overheard in that fateful chapter on first read--Jaime rejecting Cersei's entreaty for him to be Robert's Hand instead of Ned. Jaime has no taste for power whatsoever.

Yeah, there's a lot of other stuff in that scene--the famous awkward boner, Brienne taking care of him and later thinking he looked like half a god, Jaime thinking after he hears her call him "Kingslayer" that my name is Jaime, (*wibbles* he just wants her to call him Jaime, dammit!!) but at the heart of it is him wanting to tell her what happened because earning her trust means that much to him. And in that scene...he got it.

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Welp my true horny bitches came in clutch with ideas! Y’all @valeskafics and @foxyanon gave me the hottest ideas 😫

So one is Robb cucking Jaime’s wife after he captures him after the battle. Jaime is forced to watch the king in north fuckk his darling wife.

2nd one! OMFG y’all ain’t ready 😫😫 okay I’ll be a tease and tell youuu, it’s a monster fucking! Butttt the reader is the bride of the white walker, I’m probably making this a jaime smut

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Cg!Jenny Kord Headcanons

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- She’s not very physically affectionate with her littles but tends to show it in different ways!! ex, buying them toys or treats even if the little insists they don’t need it.

- Busy busy busy with running Kord Industries but always tries to make time for them whether its quick little visits between meetings or letting them play in the office while she works quietly, she will ALWAYS make time.

- Not strict unless it comes to her little’s safety, would raise hell and high water before EVER letting them near an OMAC (When they weren’t all destroyed) or her aunt for that matter but welp !

- On occasion watches over Jaime when he’s regressed, has a literal abundance of nicknames she uses on both him and her other littles. (For Jaime it’s Azul and for her littles it’s anything she can come up with; Monstruo affectionately, Mi tesoro, etc!!)

- Extremely attentive, makes sure her littles eat and drink water and nap when they need to. Doesn’t skip on any of these things but will soften if it’s hard for her littles to eat or sleep but she doesn’t pass on water at allllll.

- Her littles could hand her a drawing they did in crayon that’s mostly scribbles and some semblance of an object or person Jenny would guess it immediately and get it correct- It’s almost like a superpower

- Never ever raises her voice at a little, even when she’s stressed she’ll speak in a normal tone and try to explain why she’s upset and apologize if she does truly raise her voice at her little. (In dangerous situations that could cause injury)

- Takes her littles to her childhood home all the time!! Loves to run around and play tag with the but sometimes on days where they’re both tired Jenny walks with them and looks at all the painting her mother made before she died. (Loves remembering and reminiscing and is happy and comfortable doing it with her little loved one.)

- Would read bedtime stories if asked, even if it’s the same one night after night she doesn’t mind!!! Also cannot say no to her littles when they give her puppy-dog eyes, Jenny is weak weak!!

- ALSO!’ Loves to take her littles on her motorcycle and definitely gets her little a helmet they can put stickers on or get customized for themselves. (Jaime has one too!! his is a play on blue beetle though which they both find amusing.)

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one of Those girls saw your post about jaime and is unfollowing people who follow you LMAO they're fully like yeah i did that!! i promise bullying someone to the point where they feel unsafe over fucking celebrity gossip is not the flex u think it is!! /end rant

That is sooo wild truly have no idea who this is about (nor do I want to know pls). But like welp what a weirdo!

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Hi! I'm not sure if you're taking asks still but I was rewatching GOT recently and I had the idea of a bastard son of Tyrion's who falls head over heels for Sansa during her time in King's Landing and protects her from his asshole of a cousin ❤️

Ohh I like this idea, welp here is what I think the whole dynamic will go.

- Whe know that Tyrion didn't have any wife along the tv series and the books, so I will guess this child is the product of adultery, in short terms he is a bastard.

- Tyrion was not a very liked character by his family and people alike because of his condition, so this child will not be very like by the people in general and will grow without the love of anyone basically, his only support will be his father.

- If he is a bastard, he will be treat very badly and not taken seriously at all, I think that Tywin will try to separate him from his father by not telling Tyrion that he had a son, so I think that this child will live with his mother until older Tyrion (maybe at the first season or second) found the truth and against his father wishes will take him with him to live in the court.

- This son of his will live in court but I don't think he will have the same commodities as his father or his "family" if we could call it that, and maybe he will pass as a personal servant for Tyrion or a squire. If I go far with the idea of him being a squire I think that Jaime will help him with practice and take him under his wing.

- He will have a crush for Sansa since going to winterfell (Jaime convince Cersei in taking him along) and will be jealous of Joffrey because of how enchanted is Sansa with him. He is very beautiful and noble like the knights in the tales Sansa read, but she doesn't talk to him because of her stigma with Bastards (she will treat him similar to Jon).

- When the disaster happened in Kings landing and Sansa is being tortured by Joffrey, he will be the one that from the start will defend Sansa and treat her with respect, so this will influence in Sansa's behavior to him, being rapidly enamoured by this idea of a lady and his knight (believing him being her hero in white armor).

- They will start a secret relationship built in illusion and love (sort the type of Romeo and Juliet romance). Tyrion will rapidly know the secret affair and give his approval to his son, supporting him in his love for Sansa (this will built an early closer relationship between Sansa and Tyrion).

- I think he will be the one to help Sansa scaped from Kings landing (maybe during Stannis attack) and will try to take her to winterfell disguise as peasants (i will asume that he will not tell his father of his plans, because Tyrion is not only occupied in fighting on the fields but also is still with the idea of supporting his family because they are his blood).

I hope you like it! This is my first ask so I don't know how well it is hehe, if someone has questions or things that you want to discuss with me, don't be shy and ask me!!

Love you, sugar💞🍬

[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

for your Au, who (the turtles or in this case tortoises) gets along with who best?

OOOOOOHHHHH They are a "good" family

But welp. As a family, their relationships could be described as chaotic good. With Shredder something that could tell what their relationship with him is how they call him.

Diego-Sensei/pops/pa

Gael-Old man/sensei/rat dad/pops

Tenoch-father/dad/adopted tutor/sensei/Shredder

Jaime-dada/dady/papa/dad/pops/

While anyone outside the family is a stranger. But if they get to know them like with Irma and Casey they could get along.

Their worst relationship might be with the Hamatos, as little do they know Hamato Yoshi hurt their father.

With the Yokai mafia and the Kraang is obvious that is bad.

[with0utath0ught]

An old au/idea for Rotbtd

I remember having this idea when Tangled the series first introduced Varian and the Moonstone.

So, we have the usual Rapunzel, Merida, Hiccup and Jack cast, with Varian as the Man in the Moon and the rest of the Guardians.

The idea is that like Jack, the rest of the Seasonal Guardians don't remember their past life for one reason or another and unlike Jack, who is happy to meet new people and hang around with them, they are less than happy to leave their domains. Of course, for the most part, Rapunzel is still kind and just as creative, but leaving makes her anxious and uncertain.

Merida is still as fiery and ready to explore but leaving makes her feel restless, as if something bad will happen if she's not their to protect her domain.

Hiccup is just as awkward and skillful in metalwork, but he sees no need to leave his domain, actually he can get quite annoyed when Jack attempts to get him to visit others.

So, how would the Guardians of Childhood and Seasonal Guardians meet?

Pitch is gone, everyone is happy and finally able to find a bit more fun in their job, Jack is still playing around with Jaime.

Welp, I don't know, I never got to that part. I know I thought it would be fun to see them (Seasonal Guardians) noticing something isn't right, whether because Jack told them of his old memories or maybe there is another villain?

Still, I had fun when I first came up with this concept and if anyone wants to add on, I'm happy to listen.

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