#WE'RE IN

[shieldofiron]

Ya girl's first Creelson meme.

[temporarilyunstable]

ANNNNDDD WE'VE GOT AN ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THE WIDER RELEASE (SELECTED COUNTRIES)!!!!

[allo-frouto]

Break my ribs, let's complete each other.

I'll live inside you.

[thatoneobssesedfan]

[cryingforcrocodiles]

when yi and i r tellin u to be a S+ tier hater we mean it like this

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM26jhPdf/

😭😭😭 ... ✍️🏿 catfish ... your rival's... fans .... and ruin their... ✍️🏿 lives...

[kiwi]

anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??

[victusinveritas]

All of these are by @mattxiv on Instagram.

Here's to all the shockingly single bachelor uncles or the two very close friends who just happened to be girls and are only living together until one of them finds a man (they lived together for forty two years).

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[annabelle--cane]

vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

[pouletpourri]

"You just have to look closely."

[candycatfalls]

the book of bill is great

[nuclear-smash]

I think this might be my new magnum opus

[sarahmackattack]

One last talent show to save the rec center

Ok everybody here's the deal.

My science education nonprofit, Skype a Scientist (you might know her, creator of the squid facts hotline and matcher of classrooms + scientists) has secured absolutely no grants to support general operations for 2025. But! We're selling advent calendars to fund our program! They absolutely rule. They can save our nonprofit asses. If we sell 5000, which I realize, is so many, we can fund our program for 2025. Then I can offer a bunch of programming for free. Running a nonprofit is a weird job.

Every day, counting down to frankly whatever you want (it's usually Christmas, but man, maybe you want to count down to Halloween, that's fine by me) scratch off the sparkly sparkly iridescence and reveal a fact about frogs! We have 24 top-notch frog facts here.

You should get one for every kid in your life, then get one for all the adults who still let themselves access joy in critters.

Get 'em here: https://squidfacts.bigcartel.com/

[sunbentshadows]

So, about that outage, huh