#WE STAN JAKEI

[missingsunstone]

POP OFF QUEEN 💜💜

[nogoodsheepstealing-greatgrandma]

HOTD stans: "Ugh those TB fans whining over every change and insisting HOTD is biased against them. Don't they think that maybe the writers made changes just so the story would be more interesting, not because Otto Hightower placed a gun to their head? Don't they see how much more interesting and complex the characters are now than in their fictional history book?"

also HOTD stans: "The Greens are just so much more interesting though. Sorry Rhaenyra, on principle I do support female succession. But you, Jakey boy and the rest of the pot plants just can't compete with Alicent and her poor tortured fucked up kids. They are THE dysfunctional family they are just so much more interesting-"

Wait... you mean ignoring half the cast didn't make them more interesting? Could it possibly be that bias isn't just a case of which side is portrayed as sympathetic, but which side is given attention?

Nah, of course not. I mean, a script direction stating that Jacaerys had already gone through an offscreen identity crisis over his parentage years ago and had come to terms with it? I thought that was so much more interesting than actually depicting it. I'm glad they got rid of Jace being bullied and focused on Aemond instead - it really made Jace a much more interesting character. Exploring the internalised shame of being a bastard, or what it's like to be constantly targeted and bullied by a kingsguard knight whose obsessed with destroying your mother, just isn't as interesting as Aemond being sad he doesn't have a dragon, or Aegon's daddy issues.

Giving Baela and Rhaena no screentime or dialogue? Genius. I'm so much more intrigued now. When they established Rhaena's yearning for a dragon I was worried we were going to see more of her, but to my upmost relief we spent her mother's funeral following Aemond instead. And the writers appropriately only used Rhaena to keep Aemond sympathetic, by having her be the one to initiate the fight instead of him hitting a toddler - once she was done serving Aemond's character we really didn't need anything further from her.

That one-off line about Daemon ignoring Rhaena was sufficient really, no need to explore that relationship any further. Just as there was no need to explore Baela's relationship with Jace, or the girls relationship with their stepmother. Let's go back to how Aegon is so sad that he has to rape women, or Helaena's bug collection. Let's throw sympathy on Vaemond while the female heirs to Driftmark stand silently in the background. Let's fart around in a Green-centric episode with a 100% stake-free race to find Aegon first. Let's throw in a scene of Larys masturbating over the Queen's feet, because the more powerless she is the more we can see Olivia Cooke's beautiful brown eyes weeping. The Blacks certainly don't need their own episode to breathe.

Sure, I did feel bad for book Rhaenyra when she was ordered away to effective exile on Dragonstone by her own father after the fight at Driftmark. And when her father almost called her home again to be his Hand, but then prioritised placating his wife and chose Otto instead. That sure SOUNDS like a compelling father-daughter conflict on paper. Perhaps we COULD have seen the tragic tale of a daughter whose father keeps failing to fight for her and unwittingly sabotages her, as his peacekeeping 'neutrality' effectively chooses his wife over her time and time again.

But I don't know, there was just something about Rhaenyra voluntarily bouncing because 'the wise sailor steers to avoid the storm' that felt much more intriguing than being forced away by her own father. Rhaenyra staying away for years was much more intriguing than her father passing her over as Hand. It really made the moment where Viserys drags his corpse out of bed to defend her stand out, you know? And it let us keep the focus on how Alicent is sad that her husband doesn't appreciate her, because the more victimised interesting Alicent is, the more interesting everyone is!

Daemon bashing his wife's head in with a rock also really made him more grey as a character.

As did Rhaenys slaughtering the smallfolk and championing the Geneva Convention the very next episode. That writing decision definitely had nothing to do with shock value. I mean, when asked why she didn't just end the war there and then we got solid Watsonian explanations such as 'it wasn't my war to start' or 'she wouldn't do that to another mother' (women, right?). That's how you know that creatively it made sense, because they wanted it to happen. Where was she keeping that change of armour?

Who needs Laena matchmaking to secure Driftmark and the Iron Throne for her daughters when she can spend her time wishing for self-immolation? Who needs Laena trying to fly one last time, desperate for that last taste of freedom before she dies, when she can instead kill herself via self-immolation?

Laenor faking his death via the murder of an innocent bystander and leaving the charred remains of the body to traumatise his parents and children (whose biological father has just died in a fire)? That needs no further exploration, I'm sure that didn't psychologically scar Jace and Luke any more than Laena's self-immolation affected her daughters. All that matters is we didn't bury our gays, isn't that great? This way Laenor didn't get assassinated, just his character!

I mean, we could have had Laenor's death be a tragic mystery, with unconfirmed rumours that Daemon had a hand in it. We could have placed the audience in Rhaenyra's point of view, we could have watched her grapple with the doubt, struggle over whether it's a possibility she can live with. We could have had the moment she gets passed over as Hand be the moment she decides to marry Daemon, like in the book. That could have said something interesting about her character and their relationship. But on second thoughts, "we'll fake Laenor's death and then we can be the ultimate power couple and RULE THE WORLD" was much more sophisticated.

Oh, and de-aging Aegon the Younger? Just look at the emotional range on that baby.

The casting for Addam and Alyn too... Honestly, not just their casting, I think overall the decision to cast characters aged 13-15 with grown adults is really going to underscore the tragedy of their stolen childhoods. It worked for Game of Thrones!

Nettles? Don't we have enough black women in the background?

[filmbyjy]

what's up! may I request an jake sim x fem!reader with stargazing or like a 3 am date like jus strolling through the city at night and jus spending time with each other. just late night stuff x jake >>>

— “hey so im the anon that requested the jake x late night date and i forgot to put a thank you lolol saur- tysm!"

a/n: oh anon you have made me delulu imagining this😀 LORD I AM NOT YOUR STRONGEST JAYKE STAN👹 STARGAZING WITH JAKE? wouldn’t even be staring at the stars😍 also umm getting married under the moonlight? now that is romantic!

pairing: sim jaeyun x fem!reader

genre: fluff

warnings: none

under the moonlight

it was late at night, both you and your boyfriend ended a small dinner date about an hour ago. you were both currently aimlessly walking around the city, letting your food digest. jake's hands were interlaced with yours, he occasionally swings it around and you giggled at the gesture.

"you know, you look extremely beautiful in this dress." jake compliments. it was true. since the restaurant you went to for dinner was high-end, you decided to dress up for the occasion. you looked like a princess. a princess with a prince charming.

"well, i wonder who bought this?" you poked his side. jake decides to poke you back after you teased him.

"someone who only has the finest taste for his lady, of course." he smirks. you playfully rolled your eyes. jake chuckles.

— placing this in case the read more messes up —

as you were walking, somehow you ended up at the park where both you and jake frequently went to. it was where you'd walk layla and let her run around. it was a lot darker and slightly creepier at night but with your knight and shining armour by your side, you weren't bothered by it.

"woah, the stars look amazing tonight." jake points out.

"it is."

"not as pretty as you are tonight though." he winks. ah, how did you know your overly flirty boyfriend was going to say that?

"jaeyun, it's been 2 years since we've been dating. are you ever going to stop flirting with me like when we first start dating?"

"never. also where is the fun in stopping? i like flirting with you. you are mine so i am oblige to flirt with you."

you snort, "is this a way of you to seduce me?"

"you aren't opposed of being seduced by me so yes. i am seducing you." you booped his nose.

"dork."

"only your dork." he kisses your hand.

the more you walked, the more tired you grew. maybe wearing heals wasn't the best idea. jake takes notice of this and so he swoops you up and places you down on a bench. you took your shoes off to let your feet rest. you could feel the stinging of a possible blister. you pout. jake notices it and swiftly gets on his knees and places your feet on his knee. he pulls out his wallet and grabs plasters he had.

"you knew this was going to happen?" you say. jake works on taking the plaster out and placing it over your blisters.

"had a feeling i should bring some after seeing you put on some heels."

"thank you, jakey." jake settles on the empty spot beside you and pecks your lips.

the both of you fell into silence as you stared up at the sky. the stars covering the sky, glimmering and twinkling.

"you think we should get married?" jake asks. you turned to look at him but he was still looking up at the stars.

"i mean, we are still young but i wouldn't say i haven't thought about marrying you." his eyes met with yours.

"then i'll buy a ring tomorrow." he says. you shoved him playfully.

"jaeyun, you shouldn't joke about that."

"who said i'm joking about it? i really want to get married to you."

"jaeyun-"

"oh look, a shooting star. make a wish, love."

you shook your head. jake clasps his hands and makes a wish. you do the same. before you opened your eyes though, you felt a pair of lips against yours. jake kisses you under the moonlight like any disney princess story. it was perfect.

"i love you." he says just as he pulls away.

"i love you too."

you don't realise the ring that laid on your finger until you looked away from jake's face. you gasp and turned to jake.

"i meant what i said, i want to marry you." jake holds your hand and kisses it. you fight the urge to cry but you did tear up.

"you- did you plan this out?"

"well i was supposed to do it in the restaurant until i saw the heaps of people there and i know you don't exactly like the attention...so i opted to do this instead. this is romantic isn't it?"

"extremely."

"that's good to hear."

"jaeyun, i love you so much." you hugged him.

"oof, i love you too."

you didn't expect to be proposed tonight, you were at lost for words but you knew you'd always want to spend the rest of your life with jake. he was the perfect boyfriend and the perfect guy.

"now, what do you say we get home and celebrate this..." he leans closer to your ears, "in bed."

you smacked his back, "you really are trying to seduce me."

"and is it working?" you let go of the hug and faced him.

"maybe..."

jake smirks and leans in once again. your lips dancing in sync. you were happy to be with jake.

the man of your dreams

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[cwcthzl]

richie tozier got his first ever boyfriend and a very confused and angsty stan went home and wrote “i hope jakey dies” in his journal over and over again /hj

deb

jakey going to richie about his... worries about his best friend and richie being completely oblivious to it.

jakey: i don't think your best friend likes me

richie: wh- why? what? what makes you say that

jakey: he didn't even shake my hand the first time we metal, he didn't even acknowledge me all conversation and he stares daggers at me the minute i'm in the same room as him????? he just has a look of disgust idk how to explain it

richie: oh that is his usual mood haha he's a real pissy pants when he meets new people. he'll warm up to you trust

jakey: .........if you say so

and it cuts to stan staring into jakey's soul the moment he walks in on the same room as him

[h5eavenly]

THE GASLIGHTING IS CRAZY FROM YEONJUN…… also fuck u and thank you Jake… THIS IS AN OPENING FOR JAKE!!!!🥳

we stan jakey in this house yes sir

[heeliopheelia]

Aight I have had ENOUGH of Jay being the cutest little shit in interviews and then being the absolute God he is on Stage. Like SIR. DO YOU WANT ME TO BE DELUSIONAL. Im dying Carly, help me

(PS the girl I met is AMAZING. 🏳️‍🌈She's a fellow kpoper and her Bias in Enha is HEESEUNG. AND IM OVER HERE WITH MY JAKEY BIAS BEING LIKE OMG CAN WE BE HEEJAKE AND CAN YOU MARRY ME. But let's tone down the delusions cause I've had enough of that, lookin at you Mr. Jay Park )

- 💙

To feed into your delusion imma give you some of my favorite Jay pics 🤪🤠

Awwwww!! Meeting someone who also stans enha is such a rare occurrence in my country so I'm so exited for you!! I've said it once and imma say it again – they call it delusion but we call it a solution, honey 🤡💅

[goldenhypen]

yesss we love to see another jake stan 😌 (there rlly aren’t enough on here :/ ,, or at all tbh 😭 jakey underrated fr ☹️) but ahhhhhhhh that’s literally so exciting bestie !!! i’m so happy for you omg like they literally look so good it’s so not fair !! cuz like how about our feelings and our well being ???? their visuals are lethal omg your luck is unreal i’m so happy for you 😭 hahaha that’s so funny you work at target tho omg 😭 lucky tho 😭 it must be nice 😭 i live in canada so we don’t even have targets here 😭 we did have them a few years ago but they were only open for a few months then closed down cuz for some reason they didn’t do well !?!! so 😭😭😭😭😭😭 so nowadays i have to rely on my local kpop stores that are like 40 mins drive minimum away from me 😭 but oh well i was lucky enough to spend a weekend in the states and pick up my jungwon ver so i’m happy about that 🥹 even more happy for you tho omg i’m still not over your pulls pls 😭😭😭🫶🏻🫶🏻 also ty for your encouraging words :( that’s rlly rlly kind and sweet of you, i appreciate it ☹️🫶🏻 i love your positive attitude and outlook on things 😭 that’s so great 😭 i still hope things get better whenever you have down days tho cuz you deserve the best, truly :( i’ll look forward to your messages in the future :> i love talking to you <3333

hi em!!!!! how r u? i feel like it’s been a minute since i’ve interacted w u like this! i jus wanna say again how much i absolutely LOVED ur jungwon fix (can’t remember the name rn ahh) it was sooooo good i think my fav of yours so far! 🫶🏽but i was wondering have you gotten any dark blood albums? i only have one (the new ver i think) but i ended up pulling a jake pc! they only had one at my job / store so i have to go to another location to get the others but they had so many engene vers but it was only heeseungs literally like 9 hee albums lol so we’re still on the hunt for jake! soon i’ll get him! but please lmk how you’ve been doin these days! ily & i hope things have been well for u🧸🎀🩷💌✨🍰💕

hi dani !!!! i missed you in my inbox ^_^ ahhhh thanks 😭🫶🏻🫶🏻 awww you saying that it’s one of your favs of mine now is so sweet :( thank you 😭 oooh good question hehehe i did !! i went to target and picked up an engene ver since those were the only ones left but there were no jake ones left 😭 but i secured jungwon so we’re good 😌 and i ended up pulling jungwon and sunoo !! also you getting the new ver omg yes bae pLS SHARE A PIC OF THE JAKE PC IF YOUD LIKE ID LOVE TO SEE IT AHHHSJSJSJ so lucky tho omg 🥹 is jake your bias?? also omg what do you do for work?? they sell kpop albums where you work???? cuz that’s literally so cool omg new dream job unlocked me thinks ✨ and i’ve been pretty good overall thanks for asking !! some things have been eh such as yesterday night but eh we’re pushing through 🥲 hbu tho !! 😌 how are youuu i missed and lyt !! <333

[leviathanlazarus]

found a plate stand amongst all my junk so now the boys are on display. Please note the Jake button below.

[amakumos]

boomerang － twenty three ; disbandment era

SYNOPSIS you and jake sim have always been academic rivals. it was always you against him for top of the class, and jake is sure that you two were made to hate each other. a couple years later when you debut and become an idol, you find yourself talking to him again - but it’s in a group chat with other aussie idols, and perhaps you realise that he isn’t that insufferable.

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authors note: 247 OFFICIALLY DISBANDED!!! #YASSSS but seola's apology was ass we do Not stan!!! and more jakey/n bickering. also Can u believe mc NiNiNi's last inkigayo episode is next week. i will cry fr

BOOMERANG! a jake smau. genre: smau, angst, fluff, crack, enemies to lovers pairing: idol! jake x idol! fem! reader warnings: swearing, ignore timestamps, photos of yujin from ive will be used to visualise outfit / concepts for y/n! taglist is CLOSED!

[dellalalakang]

we need a jake hard hours 🫣

i'm really surprised at how many dake stans there are.. it really feels like the engenes in this au

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"Mmm, that's it, baby," Jake moaned, gripping Della's ponytail with his currently free hand. “Fuckk,” he threw his head back when she used her tongue to circle around the member in her mouth.

“Shit- it’s starting,” he let go of her hair to return to the keyboard. “You can make me win, right sweetie?”

“Mmhm,” she hummed, making him say another loud ‘fuck.’

“You get a little reward if I do,” he held her chin so they would make eye contact.

“Promise, Jakey?” he swallowed at how delectable she looked.

“Promise,” he breathed out.

“Then focus,” she smiled cheekily and dived back in.

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i’m not sure if my taglist would like to be tagged in drabbles too but just tell me if you do or not!

[toomanyrobins2]

The Proposal Epilogue

Summary: Y/N Arnaud is the liaison to the Avengers, but she’s also a French citizen. After a couple mistakes, her visa application is denied. Even though they can’t stand each other, Bucky offers to marry her in order to keep her visa status in the U.S. and avoid deportation.

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Content Warning: cursing, Bucky being a pain in the ass, mentions of nudity, maybe smut(haven’t decided yet)

notes: and just like that…I’m done!

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“Barnes!” Y/N marched up the training yard steps, her heels clanging on the metal.

Steve was standing next to him and whispered, “Ooh, someone’s in trouble.”

Bucky plastered on his most charming smile as he spun to face her, “You know, doll, it’s a lot less scary to hear you scream my last name now that it’s yours too.”

She looked less than impressed and slapped a file against his chest, “Sign and date on the dotted line is not a suggestion! When you write a mission report, you have to sign it or it doesn’t count. How many times must we have this conversation? Hell, it was in your vows!”

He held out a hand with an amused look on his face. When she realized that the pen was missing from the stack, her brow furrowed. Bucky stepped closer and pulled the pen from behind her ear. “I think it was in your vows to be less mad at me over this,” he signed off each sheet with a flourish and pulled her into a deep kiss, “I love you, doll.”

“I love you too, but the next time you don’t sign your mission reports, you’ll be signing divorce papers.”

They heard Steve snort next to them, but ignored him. Bucky just grinned and kissed her again, “Happy one year anniversary.”

“Happy anniversary, honey. Now that I’ve convinced you to do your job, I can go home and get ready for tonight. I even have a new lacey, red set.”

“Doll...” he groaned, “Don’t tease.”

Y/N walked away with an extra swing in her step and he struggled to tear his eyes away from her. When he did, he realised the trainees had all stopped to watch. Bucky barked out, “Did I say you could stop?”

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THE PROPOSAL

@white-wolf-buckaroo @lharrietg @gia-kerks @jakey-stan @buckycuddles @vicmc624 @happypopcornprincess @hufflepeople @mrsamysbarnes @agentsofsheilds @onlyjamesbuchananbarnes @michaelfuckinglangdon @simp-forbucky @rachellovesloki

[jungwoniics]

all this over a photocard? — ot7

↦ pairing: enhypen / enhypen x reader

↦ synopsis: when you have a photocard of another member in your phone

↦ genre: fluff

↦ rating: pg, sfw

↦ w/c: 0.8k+

↦ warnings: none :D

↦ a/n: why hello my fellow readers 😇 i’m back with another headcanon 😻 posting this later than usual because well… i was busy and tired fjdnsjsj apologies 🥺🙏🏻 anyway, hope yall enjoy reading this! and yes you can look forward to a drabble for our dear jakey’s bday tmrw hehe 🤩🎉

➵ taglist status: open — send an ask/dm or fill in this form!

➵ taglist (permanent): @enhacolor @meraniki @goldenhypen @rozisisme

≡;- ꒰ ° 𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗦𝗘𝗨𝗡𝗚 . ꒱

you didn’t even have to show off your phone for him to notice the photocard 😮‍💨

we stan an observant boyfie 😩😻

but he gives you the silent treatment

“heeseung, have you eaten lunch?”

…silence…

“hee, are you mad at me?”

…still silence…

you started feeling guilty for hurting his feelings that bad that he didn’t want to talk to you 😞😭 way to guilt trip heeseung 😒

“hee baby, don’t be mad. i was just teasing you. please forgive me 🥺”

literally smacks your arm lightly but smiles a cheeky smile 😹

you may have won this time, heeseung, but it’s not the end 😇😈

≡;- ꒰ ° 𝗝𝗔𝗬 . ꒱

honestly, he would just say it straight to your face

“yah, did you find yourself a new boyfriend”

*aggressively points at the photocard* 🥴

“awh come on, he looks really good in this” 🥺

not you literally pushing his buttons right now 😩😹

“hMm 🤔 i see it’s time i find myself a new girlfriend, huh?”

you: 😩😭🤬😮‍💨😞😡😤😒

“okay, i’m joking 😹”

“but remove that photocard. Right. Now.” 😒

≡;- ꒰ ° 𝗝𝗔𝗞𝗘 . ꒱

saw you taking a mirror selfie with your bestie

the photocard caught his eye 💔

“honey, why is that on your phone?”

literally tryna be subtle but deep down screaming, “get that photocard out right now‼️”

“ohh don’t you like it?” 😭🥺

“not… exactly”

his pout literally 😩🥺

fine, no photocard it is 🤪😹

≡;- ꒰ ° 𝗦𝗨𝗡𝗚𝗛𝗢𝗢𝗡 . ꒱

doesn’t care well, he does a little but he won’t admit it 😣

when you leave your phone on your desk to go to the bathroom, he takes the photocard out of your casing

literally hides it in his pocket 😹

obviously you realised as soon as you got back because the phone was in a different position than you had left it 🤦‍♀️

you tried asking sunghoon but he just ignores you

here comes the tickles 😆

he laughed so hard that he eventually gives in “okay, okay, it’s in my pocket”

“why did you take it? are you jealous?” 👀

“pfft, what, no 😒”

“alright fine, maybe a little bit”

awh don’t be jealous sunghoon, your girlfriend loves you 😘

≡;- ꒰ ° 𝗦𝗨𝗡𝗢𝗢 . ꒱

tried to be cool about it

but is literally dying of jealousy on the inside 😣

“how could she put a photocard of him instead of me 😡😔”

whenever he sees you, he finds you talking about the photocard with your friends

“please, that photocard is so nice” 🤩

“i know, right? he’s good looking. why wouldn’t i put his photocard in my phone”

hELP sunoo right now: ❤️‍🩹💔

“yah, if you like him so much, why don’t you make him your boyfriend then 😒”

your mind: finAlly a reaction out of this boy 😆🤧

“okay, i’m sorry. don’t be mad, baby. i was just joking around” 😘

≡;- ꒰ ° 𝗝𝗨𝗡𝗚𝗪𝗢𝗡 . ꒱

doesn’t actually care but he knew you were trying to make him jealous

whenever he was around, you would flip your phone such that the photocard could be seen when you placed it on the table 🤦‍♀️

so what does he do? he teases you back 🤧

he literally goes to the extent of calling your bestie over

when you came to his house like planned, you found him playing video games with your bestie they couldn’t stop laughing 😒😒

the thing is… you knew that he was trying to get you back for teasing him but that was not enough to stop that jealous feeling in you 😔🤧

you just sat by the side, watching them play their game ❤️‍🩹

to be completely honest, you were getting really pissed at their constant laughter that you couldn’t stop rolling your eyes 🙄

“y/n, do you wanna play?”

“ha ha, no thanks. you guys have fun being all giggly 😒🙄”

jungwon literally just shrugs and continues playing since he knew his plan worked istg this boy 🤦‍♀️

“i’m going off to meet sunghoon” “hey, why” “because i’m not needed here” 😭

yes jungwon, it’s time for the guilt trip 😒

“awh c’mon, don’t be like that. i was just messing around. i’m sorry 🥺”

that look he gives you does it all to make you stop being mad at him 😣😍

≡;- ꒰ ° 𝗡𝗜𝗞𝗜 . ꒱

you’re constantly flashing your phone under his nose

“hey stop, i’m doing something here”

hELP why kind of reaction, niki 😣

but it’s because he literally does not care at all 😹

his mindset: it’s your phone, i don’t care what you do to it 🤧

ok but the thing is the only reason you placed that photocard in your phone was to annoy him

but you didn’t even get a single reaction out of him 😒

“look, do you like the photocard in my phone?” “yeah, sure. it’s your phone, do whatever you want” 😔

niki, please entertain your girlfriend 😭

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[maiverie]

hi I saw this on my dashboard can you ship your mutuals with idols you think they will fit best

oh god HI ANON 🕵️‍♀️ i’ve been seeing these on my dash too GHEHEHE this is so cute except you’re asking the wrong person since i feel like i’m so new to tumblr and know nobody 🧍🏻‍♀️ but anyway imma do u one better and write some fic ideas based on what i think their relo would be like 😳

@yerion ship her w jyp obviously 💪 she always talks about how she wants 2 be an idol so she can have a whole ass delicious record executive in her dms??? duh??? the math be mathing 🥵 #enemiestolovers #agegapau #ive never noticed how beautiful his eyes are au 💓 i bet she would like rock up to the jyp building and be like hey give me a contract and the man would be completely enamoured by her at first sight and she’d be like 😍 ure so rich daddy 😋

@seungstarss heeseung it’s heeseung OF COURSE IT’S HEESEUNG i gotta give my girl full rights to her man 😭 no but idk heeseung is such a quiet kind of nice that i feel like sei and him would make such a cute couple 😭 LIKE I SWEAR THEIR LOVE STORY WOULD BE SO CUTE AND FULL OF FLUFF like maybe sei would lowkey like one of his friends until one night she needs help and he’s the only one that pulls thru for her #theyre in an friend group and they’ve never been alone tgt until one night and she’s like damn actually he’s kinda cool and cute but wait y is he looking at me like that au or maybe #neighbours au IDK JUST SOMETHING WHERE HEE LIKES HER FROM AFAR

@vmpnoo i…. i wanna say sunoo so bad EXCEPT THIS BITCH IS LITERALLY A HORROR/GORE WRITER AND SHE STANS THE FLUFFIEST FLUFF BALL THAT IS KIM SUNWOO?????!!! SOMETJING AINT CLICKING 😭😭😭 so maybe it’d be like an opposites attract au but tbh i also see fray with like niki cause they’re both chaotic af like i can see fray scaring the shit out of niki bc she finds it funny 😭 she’s legit gna wake up in the middle of the night and be standing over his bed dressed up as a masked killer and threaten to stab all of his lil plushy toys HAHAHAHHSHAHAHAHAHAHA #romcom # chaotic evil (her) vs chaotic good (niki) couple dynamic

@hoonsilk OUR KDRAMA QUEEEENNNNNN SHE DESERVES ALL THE ROMANCE JSDKKDD SO IMMA SAY SUNGHOON SINCE SHES PROLLY GNA KILL ME IF I SAYANYONE ELSE BUT ALSO IM GETTING A JAY VIBE TOO (ik …. giving up my own bias for u… that’s how u know i love u) BC JAY IS GNA GIVE U ALL THE ROMANCE U NEED!??? he’d literally plan out all the coolest most thoughtful little dates omg bye i’m jealous now—

@wonvelvet YEONIEEEE OMG THIS IS KINDA HARD SINCE WE ONLY JUST MET 😳 BUT IK U LOVE JUNGWON AND U ALR GIVE ME BFF ENERGY SO IM TOTALLY CONVINCED U GUYS WOULD HAVE THE MOST ENERGETIC ADORABLE RELO EVER?????? gotta be liek a school au where yeonie is the new kid and jungwons is the student president and he has to give u a tour and then uh oh he accidentally leads u the wrong way and now you both have detention bc turns out he’s dumb af and doesn’t know his way around the fucking school 😭😭

@twilightau i think it’s cos i read ur godly prince au series but i see u with a tall handsome prince gentleman THATS GNA TREAT U RIGHT AND FIGHT OFF OTHER SLEAZY ASS MEN 🤺🤺🤺 SUNGHOON IS OBVIOUSLY A PRINCE AND HES GNA TAKE CARE OF U SO WELL HE’LL LITEDALLY TREAT U LIKE A PRINCESS #royalty au DUH

edit: WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE I WAS THINKING AB WRITING MOOTS AND I TOTALLT FORGOT ABT MY READING BESTIES

@miiiwaa THE LOML IM HANDING OVER NERD!HEESEUNG LITERALLY CHERRY/HEE SHDKEKKFKSJX HOW CAN I NOT when i feel like ud treat him so well and give him all the reassurance he needs

@jaeyummies WHERE ARE U U WERE MY FIRST FRIEND ON TUMBLR AND NOW YOURE GONE 💔💔💔 heart been broke so many times but anyway you’re the kindest sweetest soul you’re literally my aussie bestie so duh duh duh i ship u w jakey!????????? i’ll gladly be the third wheel and we can all take trips to bunnings and muzz with the eshays on the train 💪

p.s. here’s to a year of more interaction ❤️❤️❤️ HOPEFULLY ONE DAY I CAN DO A PART TWO OR SMTH…….. hoping to get to know more people around here on engene tumblr so if you’re reading this pls don’t be afraid to reach out ☹️💓💖💞

[the-shared-brain-in-retrograde]

Zodiac

Or What if Bruce Banner gave up all that science and got really into puzzles?

A joint review

It’s safe to say that our What If…? season has proven quite divisive for the Shared Brain, and Zodiac was no exception to that rule. Cass loves it, thinks it’s a masterpiece of creepy suspense that lingers unsettlingly as she goes about her business afterwards, and Becks hated it, wonders why anyone would go to the trouble to watch, or indeed even make, this movie. So this should be interesting.

We should also say, whilst this was our choice of alternate universe for dear Bruce, we do note that there are two other MCU fan favourites joining him here for a crossword or two; Tony Stark as himself (give or take a few million and a different taste in suits) and Mysterio without his helmet. We’re getting the band back together alright!

We're gonna go by character this week rather than trying to go by the plot, as we think this will hurt our brain, just like it hurt the brains of everyone else involved, and we don't want to have a breakdown [we are very close...] We really wanted to start with Dave, you know cos it’s Bruce week, but we are not going to for reasons that we will not be taking questions about at this time.

Robert Graysmith

It's safe to say Cass may have become financially troubled over little Robert at times during this film.

@cassandrafey: Look I just think he's quite cute in this film.

@becksxoxo: Yuhuh.. Is this the week where I become *better* than you?

@cassandrafey: I mean, he's cute in this but I'm not going to lose my head.

@becksxoxo: *indignantly* When have I ever lost my head?

@cassandrafey: A lot.

Anyway turns out that Cass has watched 33% of Jakey G's film back catalogue (according to Letterboxd), but not as many as Sebastian Stan [Becks here, Sebastian's films I mean, I don't know how many of Jake Gyllenhaal's films Seb has watched, perhaps I'll go message him. Hey babe, we're just writing a post, can I just check something with you. Thanks babe...] Becks is surprised it’s not Anthony Mackie, but it turns out he's been in every film ever made, so the data's a bit squiffy. [Cass here: Anthony was my most watched actor of last year according to the Jan roundup, so I’m still representing don’t worry. However, Seb is clearly looking to increase his lead in the early months of this year, by providing the sort of content I am here for. Love to see a villain phase.] Becks only watches the same 5 films on rotation, so does not have any stats to give. Anyway back to the film...

Robert Graysmith, big fan of puzzles, has very little impulse control. As soon as he heard there was the slightest whiff of a puzzle out comes the pen, all other responsibilities thrown to the wayside. Becks is a big advocate for procrastination, but even she thought he'd taken it too far.

What we will say about Robert is, that although Cass thinks he is unbearably cute, he is also unbelievably stupid so often in so many ways that could have been avoided:

You've done a lot of research into this guy, but perhaps stop broadcasting this fact to the serial killer, and putting your family at risk.

Also, don't go round a stranger's house when they're somewhat involved in a murder case.

Don't go in their house.

Do notice if they lock the door.

Try not to give all the details about the murderer to that person.

Don't follow them in a dark basement.

Also, is it true that not many people have basements in California? Any American folk that come across this can you please let us know? In our heads all American houses have basements. And nothing good happens in any of them.

Another badly thought out thing that Robert did was get the kids involved. Firstly, don't let your kid watch a TV show where a murderer is calling in after threating kids. Secondly, perhaps don't use your murderer obsession as a nice little weekend project with the kiddiewinks. Why were you getting them to check moon cycles, should we be worried that the Zodiac is a werewolf?

Would you prefer to be killed by a werewolf or vampire?

@cassandrafey: Well a vampire is neater. I think you would be mauled by a werewolf, and it would be messy and painful. And I don’t think they’re sexy are they, when they’re turned? Like before maybe, I can accept that in human form the werewolf could be hot, maybe very hot, but I don’t want to be fucked by a werewolf whilst it actually is the wolf. Not if I’m not one. I suppose if I was also a werewolf, then that would be okay, but otherwise it’s not right. But a vampire is a vampire all the time and sexy all the time, so it would have to be the vampire.

@becksxoxo: I mean, I didn’t actually ask which you would rather be fucked by…

@cassandrafey: Oh. Why was I talking about that then?! What was the question?

Anyway. Probably vampires innit?

His wife was right to take the kids away at this time. It was a date that just never ended. But everyone is fine. It’s fine.

Another tangent Becks would like to include. When were zippers invented? Hear me out, Robert wore a coat with a zipper, and this film is set in the past [which I did keep forgetting and being like why are people in flares? Why is no one just calling for help?] but I don't know when people stopped being buttoned into a thing, and instead zipped themselves up. Cass has since googled this, so we know the answer, and if you too are intrigued we suggest you also google it. We shan't help you. But it’s sort of worth it. Sort of. Do you know what we will help you, because the phrases used regarding the zip are just too good. Enjoy friends.

He was quite smart, with the puzzles and working out the library connection, but he wasn't very emotionally smart. Cass would like it reiterating again that he was very cute. Before we move on, Becks would like to say that her favourite bit of the film did involve Robert, and the extreme burn he got from the Coffee Vendor.

David Toschi

Very good hair for a man who hasn't had a full nights sleep in over a decade.

We like Dave, for the most part we're very on his side. Which we suppose you're meant to be, when the other option is a serial killer. So that’s nice.

Cass very much enjoyed watching Dave and Bill work together to get a picture of the scene, an overview of the crime and try and get into the head of the Zodiac. Becks admits that it was a good way of telling the story without telling the story.

Cass also enjoyed his role in the interrogation. His quietness adding more intimidation then any of the questions being asked. Handling that watch. Cass just thinks he does really good silent acting for much of this scene, and loves it.

She also liked his disapproving head shake at those policemen who failed at doing their jobs so spectacularly. She would not however like that disappointment to ever be turned on her.

@becksxoxo: Do you just want him to tell you you're a good girl?

@cassandrafey: Yes. *a moment of silence* but not in the way of your bloody fanfictions!

It must be so frustrating and sad not to have been able to solve the case, to have the proof you need to say it was this person and have the whole thing finished. The whole way the case played out seemed frustrating, all the procedural fuck ups, the counties and cities not working together, the whole bit where he was accused of writing one of the letters himself. We're not surprised Bill left, although Becks was very angry at him just upping and leaving. You don't do that to a friend. We wonder if he ever got his Japanese food?

He did have really good hair. And his little gun holster thing was alright. The bowties were a choice [they were so big...] and we hope he eventually got some sleep.

Becks thinks Mark did some good acting in this role. She doesn't really have much to base this on, but it’s a judgement she's made and it’s one of the nice things she has to say about this film.

Paul Avery

Poor old Paul. With his buttons and his alcohol addiction.

Paul provides a bit of levity to the film, a little light hearted fun, with his snark and his outfits, until it all goes a bit wrong. If being threatened by a serial killer could be described as a bit wrong.

Cass liked Paul and was sorry to see his life fall apart, but she can't exactly put her finger on why she liked him. He was entertaining though.

He felt very Tony-esque only without the money and weapons. Oh Tony, we miss you.

We like his and Robert's friendship, that begins as essentially bullying a little boy who is a little bit in love with you, to hanging out at gun ranges and trying to make sure you're not serial killed. Although he did seem to drift the more obsessed with the Zodiac he became.

He too did stupid things, like Robert. Going off to meet an anonymous person when an anonymous murderer has just threated you with a good bit of death. Why was Melanie the only one to point out how stupid this all was? Feeble minded men, that's why...

Speaking of feeble minded men, we shall now move on to the many possible identities of the Zodiac Killer.

The Zodiac Killer

Obviously in the film we never know for sure who the Zodiac is. They do go through a lot of very odd people, and even if they weren't the Zodiac, we're pretty sure they've probably done something. And that's why we're not in law enforcement. Apparently you can't accuse people on vibes alone.

Arthur Leigh Allen was a creepy fucker. We don’t have anything further to say about this - but he gives Cass the creeps very severely indeed, and whether he’s the killer or not we don’t want to be anywhere near him.

Bob Vaughn, also creepy. But also, don't go in possible murderers' basements, or houses in general. Cass thinks he was low key just fucking with Robert to entertain himself. Which is a dangerous game, but also a little funny.

It was weird how many people came forward claiming to be the Zodiac. You must have gone pretty wrong to claim to be a murderer when you just weren't. Gods people are weird.

Becks wants it be known that she does not want to be serial killed. If she is to be murdered it is because she is special. Take this as you will. It certainly made Cass shriek, and the words ‘so on brand’ were heard through the laughter.

Becks didn't really feel much during or after the film. There was a loud bang outside at one point, and that did make her jump, but none of the fear really lasted. Cass however really gets creeped out by this film. She had to answer the door for take away half an hour in and she didn’t like doing that at all… but she did because she’s a grown woman and didn’t want her housemate to see she was scared.

Cass here, just to add that I really do love this film. The frustration of feeling so certain that you have caught the killer and can put an end to this and keep people safe, along with the helplessness of not being able to prove it. The never quite knowing, and therefore never full unmasking the monster. The suspense and the awful tension and the way he he targets victims in pairs, making you feel a creeping dread of not being safe even when you’re with someone else and outnumbering the killer. The fact that the victims seemed totally random. Just the sense that it could happen. Awful. The first time I saw the basement scene, I nearly stopped breathing. And the interrogation scene lingers too, because it just feels like the worst game of cat and mouse - like they should be able to prove it and just can’t. Gods it gives me the creeps!

We were trying to think if there have been any serial killers during our lifetime, and we don't think there has been. Are mass shootings (which thank the gods we don't have here, but obviously we bare witness to in other countries) technically serial killers? We wonder what the definition is? We got too tied up in zippers and have not looked into this. And probably won't. It's all too gloomy as it is.

@cassandrafey: In conclusion this was a fantastic film that was not fully appreciated

@becksxoxo: *squawks* It’s just three hours I'm not getting back.

@cassandrafey: Much like his victims, you were robbed of time by the Zodiac.

@becksxoxo: Insensitive? Yes. Untrue? No

Anyway, Cabin in the Woods next week. Our final What If…? of the season. Always sad when things come to an end, when things finish. Will Becks cry? Gods imagine crying over Cabin in the fucking Woods. Also it’s going to be another Saturday night watch, with a Sunday morning review, because apparently Cass has other 'friends'.

See you next week.

love cass and becks

[goldenhypen]

oml i completely forgot i was gonna do this so here i am before i forget again sksjs

heeseung -> love at first sight. claimed since day one. don't tell him i constantly got him mixed up with jake tho 😔💔 jsksjs no but fr idk what it was about him that drew me to him above the others and i still have no idea what it is but i adored him from the very start and that hasn't changed yet! c:

jay -> i feel like he was one of the only ones i could confidently pick out above the rest for the longest time jsksjs i thought he looked like the intimidating member who nobody would mess with but- well... 🤡 poor jay sksjjs i love how unintentionally funny he is though.

jake -> i kept getting him mixed up with heeseung and i ksjsjs felt so bad but his cute smile always stood out to me. 🥺 i don't really remember what my exact first impression of him was but he's now one of my permanent bias wreckers so-

sunghoon -> ah yes, i'd heard from my friend who loves enha about this majestic human on ice. 😌✨ all she had to do was send me like two vids of his skating performances and my jaw was on the floor istg. i was so impressed by him and i... kept getting him mixed up with jungwon and occasionally sunoo 😭 iM SORRY HOON ILY !! i love how lowkey and nonchalant his humor is though like he just says the goofiest things with a straight face until he can't hold it in and starts laughing at himself pls he's adorable 😭 "eating miso soup makes me so happy" —park sunghoon

sunoo -> i adored him at first sight too oml it was the cute squishy cheeks for me 🥺🥺 i've always had a soft spot for him and i still do to this day. i saw him as this cutesy lil bean (which he still definitely is) but that sassy side of his that i discovered 👀 iconic.

jungwon -> uhh okay for some reason i remember being able to pick him out sometimes by his eyebrows sksjsks 😭✋🏻 don't ask why. so yeah, he was eyebrow boy for a while aND HIS DIMPLES TOO !! i loved them, in such a sucker for cute dimples on cute boys :c i've now adopted him and he is 1/2 of my sons, the other being park jisung ofc 😌

ni-ki -> *me, seeing niki for the first time* "oh he's cute! who is he?" *insert keyboard typing sounds* "oh! oh- oH... 😳" *me, squinting at my screen* "this boy, no this CHILD, is 15 ??" *cue me throwing my phone at my wall* end scene. ksjsjs no but fr i was so shocked to learn how young he was ?? or how young all of them were really- but lowkey i was so excited bc i'm finally a noona to an entire band let's gaurrr!! i love how he's grown to be such a menace, for some reason i tend to like those types of people a lot (as long as they're not targeting me 😌). *looks at haechan*

ari omg i love this pls- honestly heeseung,, he never fails to effortlessly capture anyone’s heart so yeah,, i don’t blame you 😔 heeseung bestest boi <3 yeah honestly your first impression of jay is similar to mine. we thought he’d be the member who ppl wouldn’t mess with, but little did we know,,, skdjsjjdjd 😭 but yeah he also has such a fun and soft personality. i love him 🥺 and for jake and hee, considering the time you got into them, i’m not surprised you got them mixed up skdjdjd even after stanning them for a while before that, i still got them mixed up 😭✋🏻 and so did the members,, so- sksjsjjd but jakey rlly does have such a precious smile 🥺 i love him sm 😭 sksjsjd getting sunghoon mixed up with sunoo- sksjsjs i think you probs told me about that before but i- 😭 i understand jungwon tho. they still look like brothers to me a lot of the time lol. and pls the thing you said about hoonie’s humour,, i was literally smiling at my phone, unintentionally trying to hide it like hoonie does with his own jokes skdjjsd help he’s so cute pls. and yesss for sunoo i always adored him too and at first i never saw his sassy side skdjjdd and for jungwon being able to tell him apart by his eyebrows sksjsjdj that’s a talent in and of itself ✋🏻 also aksjskdj that was literally me when finding out how old niki was too pls he’s so young it still amazes me to this day.

tell me your first impressions of enha!

[saccharineshadow]

List of favorite characters, students? Idk? (BMC)

1. The twink, the dork, my child, Jeremy Heere! I just love him, he is way too adorable and ya girl is gonna protecc him with my life, I honestly don’t care most people paint him as an asshole or a traitor or if it’s even cliche to have the main character as your favorite character, I still love him ✨

Sure, he did call Micha a LoSeR, But I mean? Do you know what manipulation and abuse can do to someone? Add in that he was SEXUALLY ASSAULTED like 5 MINUTES BEFORE THAT???

Obviously this doesn’t completly excuse his actions (past trauma and mental health doesn’t justify present actions) But to completly ignore all this and straight up paint him as an asshole and a traitor, not cool yall, Also, doesn’t matter how you see it or what you ship, Jeremy Heere is a bottom, I don’t take critisism, anything else is wrong.

(ship deere/dillinjer you cowards)

2. The next one is obvious (let’s say the past one’s boyfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) I love my boi Jake Dillinger, he is honestly the most underrated male character in the fandom (but why though?) like?

Also, I noticed most of his ships are kinda non creative? Like, it’s mostly the combination of his name with the other person, Be More Creative that is

I feel he is quite the interesting concept, the popular handsome jock, that ISN’T AN ASSHOLE??? My god, I just love him

(give Jakey D a song, please?)

3. Brooke Lohst is my comfort lesbian apart from Heather Duke and Cady Heron, Like, she is just generally adorable?

Obviously I can’t put aside that she was one of the people who started the rumors abt. Richie boi, So she isn’t COMPLETLY a cinnamon roll

But you still gotta love her

(mf forgot to add Brooke to her description, fuckin’ moron)

4. i t s f r o m j a p a n

Iconic line of our Richie Boi (that’s how I call him, shut up)

I’ve always loved him, I obviously don’t ignore he was a bully (That motion Jeremy does when Rich moves his fist IS NOT NORMAL, That single motion shows that Jeremy was hit before) But at the same time you can tell he has suffered a lot, SQUIP for like 2 years, Probably a horrible family life, He literally almost commited suicide, And No One Really Cared! (in both the BMC world and over here, no one really cared)

And the fact that he is always dumbed down to the same Joke Character, Is just kinda sad ngl

(Fun Story I have: I didn’t really ship RichJake/Arson Bros, But when I did, which was like 5 days or somethin idk, I discovered Expensive Headphones and how toxic RichJake really is, So yea)

5. cHrIsTiIiIiInE, Let’s be honest right of the bat, WHO DOESN’T LOVE CHRISTINE???

Like? We all stan a drama queen

One thing, I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT HER! All we know about her is that she Likes Play Rehersal, but that’s kinda it, I would honestly love to know more about her and Her Past!

(can someone hook me up with some headcanons for Christine, Please?)

Das Kinda It, Yeah