#WASNT IT GOD JOEL HIS TITLE

[witherhusbandsislife]

H E L P

WHY IS S2!JOEL'S OFFICAL NAME IN THE ESMP WIKI T H I S????

[romana-after-dark]

AHHH OH MY GOD NO IM THE LAST ANON AND IM WASNT BEING SARCASTIC IM SORRY!

I'm also the same anon that gave you the really long reviews of tww and the alternate ending to tww a few months ago, so clearly, I can ramble a lot too.

I sent those reviews during the drama you referenced in your last response... so if you don't remember them cos you had other things on your mind, then nvm.

Anyways, I was just asking, cos I'm really eager to read it! I love everything about tww, but I still want to read the dark romance version you said that you're writing. (and I hope that after you publish stolen lullaby you leave tww up cos I want to be able to reread it... but obviously thats your choice)

Sorry for the confusion lol. I usually read most stuff as sarcastic as well, so I understand what your thought process must have been when you got my last ask. Sorry, I didn't consider that other people might have that issue too. I assumed that was just a me problem.

Anyways, I'm really excited for both books! Your writing skills and work ethic are admirable 😅👍🏻

ITS TOTALLY OKAY!!’

I just wasn’t entirely sure and I was a little on guard, but I like to assume the best out of anonymous messages so I just rolled with it!

I do actually very much remember your in-depth reviews and sometimes I go back and find them because hearing that people actually pay attention to the themes and the details and stuff like that and not just wanna eat. The smut really makes me happy.

Probably the wrong way up because it’s all gonna be different enough I think and I don’t want people to buy stolen lullaby because they can’t read the wrong way. Plus, I wanna be able to see all the nice comments and content that people made about it because that genuinely makes me so happy.

It all started just because I wanted to double in a little bit of non-con, but the story became so much more to me sorting out relationships with Joel Tommy Lorenzo little when and how they all interact with each other, made me fall in love with writing in a way that I can’t describe

If you’re curious, the title comes from Taylor Swift, my tears ricochet. I’m not a Swifty and I don’t listen to a whole lot of her music, but the playlist has a lot of Taylor Swift. That song just so fully encapsulates Joel and little ones relationship. I don’t know if I’ve explained it to you yet or on here, but the title references several things references ones innocent stolen at such a young point in her life by her dad the things that Jamie forced her to do. it references Joel, who, in the story will be called Abel and how the loss of his daughter affected him. People have also drawn connections between Joel’s wires, getting crossed with his need for parental authority and his lost for little one is created a fucked up mismatch of everything in his head of how he views her. And finally, of course, is referencing the fact that little one, or Clementine in the story, will never get to raise her child, and those lullabies have quite literally been stolen away from her because of Joel.

Thank you so so so much for saying such a nice things about me and my writing.

If you haven’t yet, I put up a bonus chapter that kind of explore Lorenzo jack and Tommy’s dynamics for my one year anniversary. I can’t remember if you read that or not, but that will give you a little hint into character stolen lullaby.

Appreciate you so so so much!

[bluewormonastring]

My live reactions to season 2 (episode 1)

SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY KIDS READ AT UR OWN RISK

Holy shit I’m so excited

Oh my god

Oh my god

Oauxbwkxjwhz

LOVE THE BLACK SCREEN W A SHARP CUT TO THE BEACH 10/10

OMG WE GET THE STEDE AND IZZY BEACH SWORD NOW? SO SOON? YOU SPOIL ME OFMD

Omg he’s been stabbed this is for sure a dream sequence

STEDE THATS MURDER EVEN IF ITS JUST IN YOUR HEAD

“You absolute twa….” BEST DYING WORDS EVER ILY IZZY ALWAYS AND FOREVER

THE SLOW RUN TOWARDS EACH OTHER OMG

AND STEDES FACE AND HIS VOICE AND AWW BABY

AWWW THE WAY THEY CRASHED INTO EACH OTHER

“BABE” HA FOWIHXBWNA I WAS NOT PREPARED

“I KNEW YOUD FIND ME LOVE”

“Fuckin love the beard mate”

Oh we’ve started farting lovely

OH MY GOD I WASNT PREPARED FOR HOW ID FEEL WHEN IT CUT TO HIM WITH EVERYONE AWW MY BABIES IVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH

“Cant be worse than you moaning ‘Ed oh ed’ all night” ILY PETE

Iconic title screen as always

“DEAR ED” AHHHH

SPANISH JACKIE ILY

Instantly taking an interest in the Swede as we knew would happen but still iconic

Ugh I love Leslie jones did I mention I love Leslie jones

Nat looks so scared aww baby

I love wee John being security

And host stede aww baby

I live for black Pete dealing with working in customer service

And all of them tbh

Aww poor buttons he needs his ocean and Livy

I’m ngl for a second I was like “where’s Fred armisen- oh wait”

ITS THE I THINK OF YOU OFTEN LINE YESS

HELLO YES I ADORE IZZY HANDS HE CAN DO NO WRONG IDC WHAT YOU SAY IVE MISSED MY BABY BOY

Ahh the wedding

“Demon? *shakes head* I’m the fucking devil” AHH

Guys were only 6 minutes in and this post is already long as shit so buckle up (if ur actually reading it lmao my ass would be like nope too long”

THERES MY VICO HELLO VICO ILY AND MY JOEL FRY ILY BABIES

Ah yes ye olde put trauma in a box in lock it

Awww fang baby boy someone give him a hug find him Lucius

Omg it’s the “you dumped him” scene

“Did everyone get some cake” because he’s still our precious little angle

HE JUST SNORTED RHINO HORN IS THAT A THING WAS THAT A THING IN HISTORY HUH

NO ITS THIS SCENE I DONT WANNA WATCH MY BABY BE SAD

Yes hello I love Izzy hands I would protect him with my life little baby boy

Vico looks so done w his ass

Someone give my baby a hug

Ily fang

The tears in his eyes during “unhand me” aww Angel

AWW IZZY

CONNOTHAN O NONNATHAN WE LOVE YOU YOU PRECIOUS LITTLE BOY UR ABSOLUTE PERFECTION YOU ANGEL

I love the friendship Jim and that girl have

Oh shit Jackie

“BOO CAKES” JACKIE

Stede honey you’re not intimidating

“I know that guy we had breakfast together” “you’ll be having a lot of breakfastes together” “oh okay 🙂” ily Swede

HIM DOING AN ED IMPRESSION LMAO “could be. Could be mate.”

“You’re my hero” 😞😕🙂😏

Swede bein a cute lil double agent

AWW SWEDE “my time with Jackie has been the happiest of my life. Her love has helped me locate parts of myself I didn’t even know existed and reclaim others that I have long missed” ILY

“Tonight is my turn to perform the husbandly duties”

“That’s another toe” ED YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM LEAVE MY BABY ALONE

“Who am I to you” aww Izzy Angel baby he’s accepting it OMG “I have love for you Edward” IZZY YOURE SAYING IT OUT LOUD IM SO PROUD OF YOU BUD

IZZY YOU DID NOT JUST SAY TALK IT THROUGH YOU HAD TO HAVE KNOWN THAT WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA

OMG AND THE SHIFT IN THE MUSIC AS SOON AS HE SAID IT

IZZY RUN

RUN MY BABY BOY RUN

“As a crew” OH EDDDDD

ED DONT POINT A GUN AT JIM

OR ANYONE ELSE

THAT INCLUDES YOURSELF EDWARD TEACH BORN ON A BEACH

“They think ya crazy” cackling his face omg

Go taika absolutely slaying this scene

The way the camera is all like jittery is so good

Jim’s like “beard” makes their chin look like… not caved in but idk like it looks like they have a rly bad overbite yk

“Everyone knows why” “I don’t. Enlighten me” “your feelings for stede fucking bon-“ *GUNSHOT* ARE U SHITTING ME EDWARD NO WE DO BOT SHOOT FRIENDS

OH MY GOD HE MADE FRENCHIE FIRST MATE HOLY SHIT

Oh my god Izzy my poor baby Izzy oh my god how dare you hurt my Izzy

LMAO SWEDE

“FUCK THOSE HAMMIES UP” LMAO

There’s like no way there’s actually anything valuable in that chest

WE GOT TO SEE HER TAKE A NOSE FOR THE NOSE JAR YESSS

OH SHIT INDIGO

“Now give me back my blue shit STEVE”

Susan’s hot

DONT HURT SWEDE

Oh good okay we’re cool

I feel like she’s lying tho

But for now we’re cool

AWW FANG

AWW JIM COMFORTING FANG

“WANNA HEAR THE STORY OF THE WOODEN BOY” AWW

Living for vico using they them for the puppet

“DO THE VOICE” AWW

OMG VICO THATS ICONIC

AWW YAY THEYRE LAUGHING NOW THOSE ARE MY BABIES YAY

Living for buttons reuniting with the ocean

Okay roll credits cheers yall see you next episode

[cloudchristopher]

Threesome // Christopher Velez and Joel Pimentel

Okay as you guys can see, I had no idea for a title, so I just put the full fledged truth.

Warnings: You guys know I don't normally put warnings, but this is the dirtiest smut I've ever written and thought it deserved one. Also Im writing this when I'm super tired so.. Sorry If it sucks?

Let me know what you think and if this kind of thing would be something you'd like to see in the future!

Your fingers trailed up and down your body as you swayed gently to the music playing in the background of the shower you were taking, lost in the feeling of your skin under your fingertips. you might not always be confident, but one thing you loved about your body was that your skin was silky smooth. You loved running your hands along your body, picturing it being your best friend's hands instead.

It was sinful, absolutely sinful, to think of him that way. Chris had been there through two breakups, seeing you at your worst, and almost always the reason behind you being at your best. Wasnt it only natural then that you had grown feelings for him? He had been there for you when no one else was, and he had stayed.

Sliding a finger into your folds, you ran it over your clit, circling it before sliding it into your entrance. You focused on pumping it slowly in and out of your slick area, pretending that Chris was the one pleasuring you. His large, ringed hands palming your thighs as he kisses your dripping pussy...

You were so caught up in your fantasy, you didnt here your room door open and shut, or the voices that were admitted from the intruders.

"Chris, I thought you said she came back to here room?" Joel said, peering around the room.

"She did. The bathroom door is closed, so she must be taking a shower. I'll let her know we're in here,"

Chris said, walking to the door and opening it a crack. He had started to speak when he was cut off by your moan.

"Oh god, Chris," You moaned, starting to pump your finger faster inside your walls.

Chris's eyes widened slighty as he cracked the door open wider, seeing you touching yourself through the glass shower door. He couldnt deny it turned him on. He had often fantasized about you being under him, letting him pound into as you screamed for mercy. He cherished your friendship though, and would never push those boundaries.

"Chris, what are you-" Joel stopped short as they both watched you come undone around your fingers, calling out Chris's name. Suddenly, there was a tightness in both men's pants that hadnt been there before.

You didnt even open your eyes as you turned and turned the shower off. It was only when you had opened the shower door and were getting ready to step out that you opened them and met two pairs of beautiful chocolate brown eyes staring back. And maybe it was the haze from your orgasm clouding your head, but you were only mildly shocked.

"Chris... Joel... What, uh, what are you doing here?" you asked, suddenly becoming conscious of the fact that you were standing there naked in front of two very attractive, very good friends. Self conscious of your body, you subtly covered your chest and still throbbing pussy.

Still dazed and turned on from what he had just witnessed, Chris shook his head before stepping forward and gently pulling your arms from the regions he wanted his mouth most.

"Dont hide, baby," He said, stepping closer.

You were already having trouble breathing when you felt Joel stepping up behind you. "Hermosa, you dont have to hide from us," He whispered, hot breath fanning your neck and making goosebumps rise.

You were attracted to Chris, it was true, but Joel was incredibly attractive in his own right. If you were being honest, you had always wondered what it would be like to thread his curls through your fingers. And he never made it a secret that he was attracted to you; he was always watching you, sending you flirty winks and checking you out.

In a moment of extreme bravery, you backed into Joel's chest, grinding your naked ass against his poorly consealed boner.

Joel gasped, not expecting you to make the first move. Never in his wildest imagination did he think that he would be in a situation like this with you, much less with Chris standing in front of you, watching with increasingly growing lust.

Your confidence gaining as you continued to grind into Joel, you wrapped your arms around Christopher's neck and pulled him into your front before colliding your lips with his. Neither boy knew where this confidence came from, and neither did you, but they were strangely okay with it.

All three of you were getting worked up, and you decided that since you had control thus far, you were going to push it further. Grabbing each boy's hand, you led them out of the bathroom and towards the bed before releasing them and climbing on the bed. When you turned around and sat on your knees, you raised an eyebrow at the two boys who were gawking at you, and then each other.

"Well? Are you two going to just stand there, or are you going to fuck me?" You asked, spreading your legs to show your wet pussy.

Chris didnt need another invitation. He stripped naked before climbing onto the bed with you and burying his head in your thighs. You moaned as he licked up the juices that were spilling out of your entrance.

Through the euphoria Christopher was currently giving you, you saw Joel finally strip down and pump his cock as he watched Christopher's tongue insert into you and make you cry out.

Pulling away from between your thighs, Chris glanced at Joel before laying on his back and pulling you on top of him. Without warning, Chris slipped his large girth into your pussy, eliciting a throaty moan from your lips. It had been a long while since you had had anyone inside you, and you couldnt hide the smile on your face at the fact that all of your dirtiest dreams were coming true.

You were so focused on adjusting to Christopher's size that you almost didnt feel the bed dip down again. Joel pushed you down so that you were chest to chest with Chris, massaging your ass before giving it a slap that had you reeling.

"Joel," You panted, "Please,"

Hearing you ask for it, Joel slowly pushed into your ass, letting out a groan that riveled any primal animal.

You nearly came when you felt them both start to move, their pace in sync as they thrusted in and out of your holes. The combined pleasure was almost too much to handle as you tried to grind against both men, but were distracted by Chris's lips pressing against yours and his tongue prying your mouth open to explore. Your tongues clashed together as skin slapped from both angles, driving you insane. You needed to be in control again.

Sitting up, you let Joel's cock slide out of you before pulling from Chris too. You turned and sat up on your knees before grabbing Joel and pumping him furiously, watching his mouth fall open. Once you had teased him enough, you pulled him closer and slid him through your folds and into your throbbing core.

Skin slapped skin once again as you rocked your hips into his, your joint moans filling the air. You knew that Chris was behind you, pumping his cock as he watched you and Joel slam your hips together. Finally, he had had enough watching and got up on his knees before filling your ass.

The fast pace they set had you collapsed against Chris's chest as you writhed in pleasure. Joel kissed up and down your chest as you moaned their names before silencing your cries with his mouth on yours. Finally, it was all too much to take.

"Oh god!" You cried out, bucking your hips in a way that ground against both men and helped them reach their own highs.

A string of cuss words left both of the boy's mouths as they released into you, filling up both holes with cum. Collapsing with each boy on either side of you, you panted heavily, trying to catch your breath.

Joel was the first to stand up and dress, leaving you and Chris in the bed with a silent nod that you all knew meant 'what happened here will never happen again.' With that, he left the room quietly as you and Chris fell asleep in each other's arms.