#WAIT FACK I FORGOT

[cconfusedkat]

Unlike you wool haired liberals, I don't do co-ops. What? Everybody does co-ops?

Made just in time for Unholy Alliance update tomorrow!!! Excited to change my player option as Goat forever now 🐐🐐🐐

[ashmp3]

If jeonghan and I were stranded on a deserted island please have trust in us we will repopulate it yes sir

[moonlight-sonata99]

Walk The Line

No.3

Carmen Berzatto x reader

A/n: is really a chapter to establish readers relationships:] it was fun. I wanted to try to capture the chaos of The Bear. Keyword being tried.

No.1 No.2

6 am

"Holy shit guys I'm sorry I'm so late, carm.." you say running to the kitchen and stuffing your things into the as you kept your eyes on him

"It's fine chef let's just get to work" he says pacing around putting things into the oven and the others are cutting up things as you put on your uniform

"Chef" a voice comes up next to you as you put on your apron "yea Sydney what's up?" You say fixing your hair and walking to your station "I need to work with Tina with cutting up the onion and preparing a stock afterwards"

"Uh..I'm pretty sure I'm not good with-"

"Here's a recipe" she says quickly ganging you a paper

"I-okay there we have it" you say looking at the paper.

"Okay, then I'll get to the onions and get to the stock, uhm after?" You ask stuffing the paper into your pocket, and she looks through his notes

"Just wait, get those done and I'll tell you. Thank you chef." She says quickly before running away as you get to cutting

"Sure chef." You say watching starting to cut the onions

"Fuck,I forgot these make me cry like bitch"

"Behind, behind" carmy says running behind you and Tina as you two turn back to look at him

"Jeff, you good?" Tina ask looking at him as he rushes to his office

"Yea!yea. I'm good just got something to do." He says rushing out

"He's been doing that alot" you say turning gaze back to the onions

"Yup, Jeff's busy." She says fixated on her own task.

"He's off doing uh..catering?" Sydney says butting in the combo

"No shit..for what? No wait I heard it was for a kids party. God help them kids are the fucking worst. Sometimes." You say shaking your head with a smile as Tina chuckles

"Wait, did he take Ritchie with him?" You ask, looking at Sydney as Marcus nodded behind her.

You sigh "if anything says kid-friendly it's definitely ritchie." You sigh out

"Fucking ritchie.." you say again as you imagine Ritchie cussing up a storm in a party.

As Tina begins to laugh besides you, you let out a soft laugh that begins to gradually build up.

3 pm

"It's really not funny. yo-if carmy finds this he's gonna freak the fuck out." You say pacing around the broken arcade machine that keeps replaying the theme song .

"Can somebody please call fak?" You ask, pulling out your phone and calling

"Whyd you ask if you were gonna do it?" Ritchie asked coming near you eating sandwich

"I don't- just because" you say looking away shaking your head

"Don't turn it off." You say pointing a finger at Ritchie

"Why?"

"Tina said not to, I forgot why." You say waiting with the phone at your ear.at the corner of your eye you can see him beginning to inch closer to the plug

"Ritchie-ritchie don't you fucking dare." You say looking him in eye as he stops

"Alright- damn just wanna help that's all"

"Yes I know! It's just if you fuck it up carmy will be on your ass. And mine too if he feels like it"

"Hello?" A voice at the end of the line

"Fak!Thank god you busy? We need help with the"

"What?No- this is carm," the voice says at the end of the, obviously confused. Your eyes widen as you look at the caller ID

'Shit' you mouth

"Oh-uhm, wrong person bye"

"Wait wh-"

You hand up as you look at Ritchie "we need to get this fixed before carmy comes back, call fak please!" You huff out, beginning to walk away sighing as Ritchie takes out his phone and begins to call fak. " also don't tell carm, have done it before he comes back" you say again before running back into the Kitchen.

"yea, yea…" ritchie says waiting for fack to pick up the phone.

9 pm

Only silence fills the air and the sound of cars coming by could be heard every now and then.

"fucking Choas of a day huh? " . / You ask in a soft tone as she looks at you and nods

"yeah" She responds, turning her gaze to the sky.

. " But … aren't you, Used to this type of Stuff?" you ask as you hold your Phone on your other hand -

I and you look at her awaiting an answer.

"Uh yeah.I am." She sighs. Her hand lands on her thigh as She seems to be in her thoughts. "sometimes it's just to..."

"Much?" you add finishing her sentence, as she nods.

"yea."

" I'm not even a pro, but I feel you." You mumble softly, leaning back, closing your eyes to enjoy the peace and quiet even if it's just a few minutes.

" Damn you're getting really good at that." You gasped out wide-eyed, walking over to Marcus's table to look at him mixing some batter.

"Thanks," he says, looking up from some paper

"Is it because i don't help you anymore Or… " you say with a smile as he smiles as well

"No, no, no" he begins to say, laughing

"Just messing with you" you say "but seriously these two cakes you made before were delicious."

" Thanks, good to know, I'm slowly getting this recipe perfect then," he says, writing off in his notebook. You only stare. Before deciding to leave him be for a while.

1 am

"Fuck me my feet hurt." you breathe out as every wrapped up in the evening, a s your hands move the mop back anal fourth. .

"is that…" Marcus started as he mixed the dry ingredients " yea it's his job but he quote I had an "emergency" you explain sighing as you mop " Why are you here so damn late? "you asked, keeping your gaze on the floor, and Marcus only signed "perfecting these recipes chef" he said, scratching his beanie as you walked next to him to see the batch of pastries he had laid out.

"Wait, are those doughnuts?? Can i -" you gasped out, looking at the goodies in front of you

"Yes, but when there done. " he said, chuckling as you drooled over the doughnuts

"fuck yea" you cheered under breath as you continued mopping.

A few hours later you were able to finally try those doughnuts,

"Dude - these are fucking- " mouth full, you were unable to finish the se fence, seeing that the man was deep asleep. You covered your mouth, picking up a sticky note and leaving it on his beanie saying, " 5 Star"

With a little star next to the five. Putting away the remaining dishes or things that were misplaced by him.

"You're still here?" a voice from behind as you flinched

"Oh shit, carmy " you say, turning around to carry, setting down a bucket and a brush in hand. "forgot you don't go home " you chuckled Setting down the mop

" yea no- finishing up here for now," he says in a hushed tone, looking at Marcus, Your gaze follows his " he's dedicated to his craft, getting really good at it too." You whisper as you turn away, gesturing for him to let you help him. and he gave you the bucket beginning to scrub the floors.

"That's good, really good. He replies before doing the same.

"So, how have you been?" You say after a while of scrubbing as he turns to look at you.

" i 've uh been good, been running this restaurant for a bit, and Uhm, it's been chaotic as hell. '' Carmy replies with a small smile as you nod with a small laugh.

"That's good, i suppose," you reply with a smile, " and...?" you ask, shaking your head and looking at him with a questioning gaze.

"And that's it," he replies, shaking heal keeping his gaze on the floor.

" So like… nothing personal? no girlfriend?" " you ask trailing off and keep scrubbing as he stops for a minute to look at you.

"Okay, Okay i get it" You add lifting up your hand. "But tell me something im so fucking bored, and it so quiet in here." you say softly sitting on your knees as you let out a huff gazing into the empty kitchen.

"How did you Uh, Start working here?" Carmy asked, looking at the floor glancing at you every now and then to see your answer.

you grabbed the brush and began to scrub again,

" Think you know the answer to that, " you answered before stopping for a brief moment.

"But if we're being specific, I had uhm moved out of my parents' place after a large fight. long story. but yeah, I moved here to start anew. away from the bullshit my dad did, "you explained and noticed Carmy's eyes on you.

"he was well - is an alcoholic,I don't know, haven't spoken to them. " You say bluntly."Don't worry about it. I'm way past it. " You add you as he slowly returns to scrubbing quietly.

"im sorry, i don't, know why i just unloaded all of that onto you like a fucking idiot " you blurt out feeling a warm feeling in your chest. as you internally recoil

" It's all good" He softly says laying down.

"Yea....'" you mumble and it went quiet once again, the only sound filling the air was your scrubbing the floors.

"This is weird, but you're the first person I've told that to. " You say out of the blue, " i didn't have friends, so " you say, shrugging.

"Same. " he replies, "was a loner for most of school " he says sitting up.

"Yea, mikey told me'' you admitted "but then he would list all your achievements." Upon hearing this his gaze didn't leave Your face

"What?"

 "It just… he never mentioned you." Carmy admitted and you stopped brushing for a moment. 

"Really? " . you breathed out , leaning on the floor with your palm and your.. gave turning to him in thought  "Huh"

The two of you Stared at each other before you turned away.

"That's fucking weird" you murmured as he mumbles a 'yea' before sitting down on the floor and sitting silently. 

Minutes went by as you two didn't speak. 

"I guess he had his reasons," you said softly. and nodded his gaze on the floor.

Carmy only let out a sigh

"Yea,"

Biting your lip, you look at carmy, "he was good, y'know?" You whisper to him, carmys hand stopped moving as he turned his gaze to you. "I don't know anything about your relationship, so I don't wanna assume anything..." eyes looking at the suds that gathered between the cracks of the tiles,

"He was proud of you, that I do know." You add meeting his gaze and looking away to begin scrubbing again.

"Yea...I uh..thanks. thank you." He softly says, holding his brush still. As his eyes stayed on your form, having a dazed looked on his face

Turning to him, you nodded and smiled.

"Yeah.."

Afternotes: don't worry if you feel like this is moving slow, I'm already planning to get things moving a bit quicker soon:>

[dullahandyke]

Hang on actually before I hit post limit.pinned post so I can edit this and have my tumblr thoughts even tho I'm post limited

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6.40PM

Yup okay hit the post limit <3 new followers please know this is normal

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6.47PM

Anonymous asked: did they put bugs in him again

Yknow it's hard to tell but I think they might have. Guys we need to get riku dewormed again, this keeps happening to him :(

Anonymous asked: I forgot I had notifs turned on for your blog . Oopsie daisy

HAHAAAAAAAA ANON I CACKLED.... flattered u have urgent coverage on which large surface I'm thinking abt being slammed into at any given time but ig this is an object lesson in paying too much attention to me or something

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8.06PM

Listening to a queer history podcast and it's so funny they're explaining to me what yuri is... I know ❤

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8.14PM

on my laptop now bcos i gotta study for this stupid test..d. and then afterwards theres a powerpoint im actually rlly gonna enjoy presenting but i gotta facking put it together, augh

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8.51PM

niche complaint but it sucks shit when animanga do the 'character suddenly becomes hot as part of a daydream/joke' gag and they dont go full bishie. give that man a delicate jawline NOW!!!

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9.13PM

really happy with this sticker on my laptop. whenever im feeling down i just rememebr that this man got a lobotomy

[ID: a black frame meme featuring Hajime Hinata from Super Danganronpa 2 at the chapter 1 cabin party, smiling and holding a glass of orange juice. It is captioned, "This man, got a lobotomy.]

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9.18PM

whew im a sneezy girl. the sneezing sneasler. wait thats a pokemon. ritalin on friday unless i have a heart murmur

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9.37PM

@effervescentleaf asked:

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9.39PM

i know im constantly posting abt my beard but its still weird as hell to consider that i have a beard that other people can see. when people look at me they see androgyny. what the fuck. i keep being drawn to people with beards and make-up/long hair/jewelry/whatever the fuck else as my favourite examples of gender non-conformity and like. IM that. im that with my stupid eyeliner. what the shit

also that reminds me im not gonna have time to do my eyeliner before my class test tomorrow :/ now i Could just go without it bcos i'll have a presentation later in the day that i should probably be serious for. but where is the fun in that. i will be wearing a hawaiian shirt instead of a t-shirt and thats all that can be expected of me <3

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9.55PM

i probs need to eat a proper meal but the call of pop tarts it is so great.... sighhhh i got the bread out the freezer for soup so ill see if thats defrosted. and if not. squints. cup noodles. kinda want the cup noodles anyway but the soup is gonna expire soon so i gotta be fuckinnn responsible and nutritious or whatever

sidenote i kind of rlly enjoy having just one long ledger of posts all day. kind of fun

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11.51PM

Ugh fuck my gay life I gotta make a PowerPoint... I'm tired I'm a bit sick i gotta sleeeep... wanted to make it fancy but ig that's fucked :(

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12.01AM

I saw a video of a cat and now I miss bubbles :( bubblesssss... I'm going home tomorrow tho so I'll see her then :)

[yutadori]

WAIT I FORGOT TO SAY . HE ENDED UP ACTUALLY GETTING ME A GIFT FROM HIM TRIP I FELT SO CRAZY I WAS SO READY TO SHORT CIRCUIT AND EXPLODE ON THE FACKING SPOT !!!!!!! WTFFFFFFFFFF

[pleuvoire]

ok i had to save battery on the way home but now i'm home. extended thoughts: ok so basically actually it took me some convincing to get into blue lock because i was immediately put off by the premise being really not my thing and seeming pointlessly edgy. but i trudged bravely onwards to get to meet the characters my friends were obsessed with and eventually i started to become genuinely invested in the crazy sports stuff and fun side characters. and now a movie comes out retelling the beginning of the story from the pov of characters who are INTERESTING and COMPELLING and a GAY COUPLE (fujobait edition) and having their own conflict about the situation instead of just being mr generic powerscaling shounen protag animal i have become amv and it's like BROOOOO if you'd started me off on this i'd have gotten invested IMMEDIATELY i wouldn't even have needed all that persuading. so that was really cool to experience. i love nagireo i think they should epic own every soccer opponent ever

ok so the match. fool that i am i forgot that sports anime movies have to devote at least a third of their runtime to The Big Game. IT WAS AWESOME. i think it's so fun in sports anime when you get to see the protag team through the opposing players' eyes. however it being a retelling of a match we've already seen in the main story made the pacing kinda awkward sometimes and also knowing that nagireo were going to lose because they were on the opposite team from the protagonist made me :( (fun fact my current manga reading left off halfway through this match so i didn't actually know how it was going to end beyond team z winning obviously) AND IT WAS SO EPIC. captured the epic highs and lows of high school football so awesomely with epic adrenaline-pumping animation and sound design. i love when they scor som facking goals

+ nagireo breakup. i knew it happened eventually in the story but i didn't know it would happen in the freaking movie. devastating. turned my phone back on to send this during the movie because i was so upset

+ with some extra asskicking for nagi besides for leaving his BEAUTIFUL WIFE for that SAUCELESS BITCH

and then the last several minutes of the movie were like a montage of stuff that happens in the story after that which was awkward to witness as someone who has not gotten that far in yet. so by then i was just kind of waiting for it to end but everything before that was freaking awesome. now THIS is sports anime. i wanna drive out to the theater all over again and see it again

about to go see blue lock episode nagi ✌️ you may be wondering “rosemary since when are you into blue lock” and the answer is since last week due to oomfs dragging me into it

[freesomebodybyluna]

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[pianostarinwonderland]

AKNMAJXSKA THAT POST!! WHEN I WAS READING IT I WASNT EXPECTING IT TO BE SO MF LONGGG LMAO

but i'm really happy for you!!! im glad that azul card is giving u everything u ever wanted and made you happy ^^ idk i just wasnt into twst much recently but today just pulled me right back in and im so into it again and kanxkdnfkdfn AZUL <3333

so yeahh thats all!! gl with your exams, and i hope azul comes home a lot and early!!!!

[Reply to here!]

WAAHHHHH I FORGOT TO ANSWER THIS 😭 well . if you have been following the last two days, you now know that the last sentence turned out to not come true </3 He gave me everything I wanted except an early arrival home

bUT OTHERWISE THANK YOU, THAT WAS REALLY SWEET OF YOU 😭 AND,,, YEAH....... I WAS SO JFLSDJFKDSFLKSDG AT THE TIME AND LIKE OUHG I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE GROOVY UUUUUUU ZUZUUUUU

I think you should definitely come back and stay here in Twst. <33 now pls wish me luck on the last exam I'll have this week because holy fack I'm dreading that exam so bad

[akookminsupporter]

https://akookminsupporter.tumblr.com/post/654908168741240832/okay-but-the-blog-you-are-reporting-it-actually

Okay, if you depend on skinship to determine if your ship is "real" then you are deadass stupid, to put it bluntly. Yes, all the boys are know for not having boundaries and they have a whole different level of skinship when compared to other groups. However, skinship =/= romantic relationship. If it did, then everyone would be dating everyone.

To be honest, it pisses me off when people do this. It's like they don't even try to understand the boys culture, who they supposedly love and support.

It's like people forgot that we saw KM's relationship fucking grow right in front of our very eyes. You could see it! Yet, everyone forgets it when they see JK or JM interacting with another member. It ALL disappears because of one insignificant moment.

Look at JK's GCFs. Look at Rosebowl. Look at how they know shit about each other that the others had no facking clue about (the snoring, the baby alarm, fifty minute showers, JM doesn't like beans, JM likes sour stuff, etc.). Look at how JM knows that rubbing JK's chest is a self soother and it comforts him. Look at how JK turns to JM when he breaks down crying (who does Tae turn to when he is crying? Oh right, it's JM. I wonder why?). Look at JK literally shoot down any other possibility of JM being in another ship (just look at what he says when RM and JM are near each other. "That's the friendship." That shite still makes me wheeze with how quick he was with saying that.) Look at how JK consistently turns his whole ass body towards JM when he is speaking during concerts, interviews, etc. (yes, he may do it to the others but he has done it consistently over the years with JM. This melts my heart tbh). Look at how much they have waited for each other over the years. Look at how many times fans have seen them out and about without the other members. Look at how JK and JM literally teleport to each others sides everywhere (we have these memes for a reason peeps lol). Look at how JK used to hover or follow JM during award shows. Tbh, I could go on and on but my fingies hurt. They have so many facking moments that do not correspond to skinship. This cannot even be compared to any other ship in BTS and that is one reason why I think people are so pissed, amongst other things.

These people coming in and telling us that skinship is what determine whether the ship they watched is real, used to bother me. Made me feel as if I was seeing something that no one else saw or wasn't there. I have since learned that not everyone can see it and others see it but don't want to acknowledge it. We can't show something special to someone who literally will not open their eyes or ears just to look and listen. It's not our problem and should never be our problem.

Everyone, including that anon has their opinion on KM. This is mine. And tbh, it's never a good idea to compare skinship or the relationships between members. They are and will always be different. And, in my opinion, KM will always stand out from the others because they are trying to show us that they are special to each other.

Rant over.

People annoy me and this is why one day I want to become some recluse in the woods. And, please, for the love of Jin, remember to use your heads before speaking out of your asses. If everyone did so, I believe this fandom would have less shitty people. Well, shitty people are everywhere so I doubt that.

Have a nice day everyone 😊

anon had a few things to say 😳

Note: If skinship was the key to determine if a ship is real or not, or if the frequency and amount of skinship that two members or a ship practice is the key to know if a ship is real, then the most real ship within bts is hopekook. Without a doubt. Followed closely by Vmin

[corruptedsilence]

@themelleniasisters​ asked: I'm Amanda and I'm a facking nerd. Also Lilly was the first OC I ever made. :D

I WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU GUYS (I forgot my mun icons)

To be honest, i really have to commend you for sticking to an OC for so long because I literally have thrown my own first OC in the trash so many years ago. I tried reworking her but she wouldn’t fit into much of anything anymore lmao i mean maybe. TBH now you’re making me think of how to rework my old OC into things jfkewjkw

but yes, it is great to have you here Amanda and i cant wait for more shenanigans! 

[brieannakeogh]

Dog Days of Summer- Ch 16 Epilogue

Dog Days of Summer- Chris Evans X plus sized reader. Dog days of summer are usually defined as the hottest of the year, some define it as lazy days. This year ‘hottest’ has nothing to do with the outside temp. You meet Chris and Dodger Evans while taking your own dog to the park.

Previous Chapter / Master List

Chapter 16 Epilogue

A loud metal sound from the knock at the door woke you up. It had only been a nap so the sunlight still came in the window beside the bed. Grunting irritably you reach beside you to push Chris awake, only to find nothing in the bed. Another loud knock came back. “Hold your horses, I’ll be there in a minute!” You groan and find yourself a little dizzy since you sat up too quick. Slipping off the bed you waddle the short few feet to the door of the trailer. The set assistant looks embarrassed to have woken you up. 

“I’m sorry. I just needed to drop off the new script papers for Chris. I didn’t know he wasn’t here.” 

You glance at the clock and it does seem a bit later than he should be back. “He’s probably still doing set work. Sometimes it takes longer.” You shrug and take the papers. “I’ll pass it on when he gets back.” Closing the door, you walk slowly directly across from the door to the couch, sitting yourself and the paperwork down on it. Leaning back, eyes closed while your head is cushioned from back springs. You were still tired, but it wasn’t unusual anymore. It had been over a year since the two of you started dating, and only a few months shy from when you found out how much you loved each other. It brought a smile to your face thinking about the after effects. 

What the two of you had talked about was all supposed to be reasonable. He was going to go back to the set and you were going to keep up at the new job, which of course lasted less than a month. At the time you were extremely worried about how he would react when you asked if you could join him at his last movie set. The “Thank God!” he replied to you, still makes you chuckle. 

Everything the two of you had talked about never came slowly, like you had discussed. It was all quick and spontaneous, exactly like how your relationship started. The move in was hectic. Originally you assumed you would keep the apartment while you were living on the set with him, just in case it didn’t work out, but Chris got movers to get all of your things to his Boston condo within days. All you had to take to his set was clothing. 

The second surprising timing was during his second movie since you had been dating. You had gone with him to stay on set, making friends with some of his co-actors and people who worked behind the scenes. They had hangouts after work, going drinking at the bar near the set. It was always fun, but Chris would drink quicker than you and go to his loud, happy personality most nights, including the one where his stunt double picked on him about how you were living together already. 

“Of course we are!” Chris shouted, throwing an arm around your waist. “It’s not like we aren’t getting married next year.” 

“What?” You choked on the sip you had in your mouth. 

“Yeah…?” His face went from wondering what was wrong with you, to eyes wide in surprise. “Oh! I forgot I hadn’t asked you yet! I was waiting to buy a good ring. Maybe tomorrow we can go get one? I wasn’t 100% sure what you would prefer, so this would be much better, right?” 

“Yeah, perfect idea.” Drinking the rest of glass down to keep your nerves in check. He stuck with it the next morning, which really made you know about his tolerance to alcohol. 

Of course since he surprises you with the proposal, you knew you had to surprise him with the other bit of info before the wedding. You had stuck it in a box, wrapped it with some holiday paper and a bow, even though it wasn’t near the holiday, and set it in his seat at home. He was looking for the third movie and had gone out to his interview with the director, giving you plenty of time to set him up. He knew you were up to something as he unwrapped his ‘present’ but went super excited when he saw what was inside. At least until he dropped the tester and went to wash his hands. “Next time don’t give me the thing you pee onto! Maybe just a doctor’s test showing it.” he shouted from the kitchen sink. 

You giggled holding your pregnancy bump on the couch remembering his expression. Now you just needed to figure out what you were going to do a few years from now when it happens again. It was about this time the door opens and Chris walks in the trailer. “What are you laughing about?” He asks smiling at you. 

“Just thinking about what I should do the next time this happens.” You pat your bump which makes the baby kick in the same spot. It wasn’t much longer and knew he or she would come out to surprise both of you before the movie was done. 

“Well just make sure we have number two after the wedding. I still can’t figure out why you wanted to wait on that.” He sits beside you, moving the paperwork to the side table. 

“It’s simple. I want to be in a sexy corset during the wedding, not a pregnancy dress. Plus if we do it in a couple of years we’ll have a walking baby to bring the rings instead of Dodger.” 

“I still think Dodger is the best prospect.” 

“Fine we’ll do both and we know Popcorn will just be bored in a seat.” 

“Both it is Mrs. Evans.” 

“Now Mr. Evans, you should remember I’ll keep my own name.” 

“Hmf, we’ll see what you do after the wedding.” He whispers close to your own lips, before taking them in to repeat every kiss you can’t get enough of. Who knows what the future holds? 

It’s the end! Hopefully you all enjoyed this. I just had this feeling that if Chris decided to do something time is NOT going to be involved lol. I’ve still got bunch of partially written things that I hadn’t even posted, we’ll see how I do on those. Have a great weekend and an awesome Holiday next month!

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[ashmp3]

Why the fack didnt u guys tell me new ateez song is so cunt and good i mean i fw them every time they are my guys i just forgot to check it out tbh and ????????????? I CANT WAIT FOR GYMMMMM WE GO UP BITCH im gonna walk with a pep in my step while i put away my weights for sure

[solar-novas-blog]

wait fack i forgot to put down in my rules that my frisk is an ADULT

[certified-anakinfucker]

AH I ALMOST FORGOT TO ADD THE FIRST PART THAT MAKES THIS SO FUNNY FACK

so, thrawn doesn't see adems anymore for YEARS after adems leaves with the girls. there's no contact without risk of uprooting the both of them; adems for defecting, and thrawn for not arresting him and taking the girls back.

and it's radio silence. until his other closest friend and brother-in-spirit, thrass, gets into that big trouble with the explody ship and everything. thrass' comms are cut out, so of course thrawn knows nothing of the two fighters that SCREAMED into thrass' landing bay as the ship was careening, nor the two cloaked figures that sprinted through the halls to find the helm.

alata and anakin! the dream team!

alata takes her turn to gather up any survivors and throw a strong shield over them, while anakin works his insane brand of magic over the control panels. the survivors are a tad unsure how this random dude is getting anything done while screaming the lyrics to some rock song and pressing buttons almost at random - answering alarms before they can even sound off - while alata just calmly sits under her hood and waits patiently.

of course he can't stop the ship from exploding any more than it has, but he did manually override and unlock the remaining escape pods. and he said something or other about tethering them to their starfighters to keep them on course til they get somewhere.

after a while, the problem is mostly solved - everyone is filed safely into an escape pod. thrass, ever-so-grateful, asks to see the face of whoever just saved their lives.

and well. of course alata obliges. and thrass recognizes just the teensiest scar on alata that tells him, this is one of those little girls that was tucked on adems' side all those years ago. but she's gotten much bigger and stronger. "more useful than a sky-walker," says anakin skywalker. he gets shoved by alata.

BUT YEAH SO. EVENTUALLY THRAWN HEARS THAT ALATA IS ALIVE AND THAT'S ENOUGH.

Book emoji!!!

for some odd reason i just really, really like subverting the chiss?? and it also gives me more ideas because i have not read one thrawn book but i sure do have a lot to say about this guy!! gonna give him some SPICE in the form of his friend groups all clashing after numerous flavorful events

and by flavorful, i mean: - mizza'dem'suasu / dem'suasu, celwis native, becomes one of thrawn's closest friends by virtue of them being so far on polar opposite ends. where thrawn has his meticulously-calculated plans without fail, adems tends to just throw something at the wall and it typically sticks just by quick wits and country boy problem solving. adems came to the cedf in search of higher learning, pursuing advanced research into agricultural design and efficiency. a bit of a niche but it's gratifying to him. unfortunately, his unsuspecting nature landed him close to two very young, new sky-walker girls. and he just doesn't like the looks of little kids being used as navigators. so what does he do? naturally he decides to not only sneak them snacks, but he will eventually make the decision to (a) defect and (b) take the girls with him. naturally it's thrawn that catches him on the way out but after a little bit of begging, he's able to get out and get the girls to the jedi.

- mizza'lat'ano / lat'ano is the older of the two girls adems took from the cedf. she's a loner by nature and, well, being a secret navigator was not helpful. once removed from the unknown regions her power began to not only replenish itself but exceed what she previous had, and it tended to manifest with power over ice and cold things in general. she quickly worked her way to knight, and later master in time for the coming of the chosen one - whom she took as her padawan. she was better as an ace pilot herself and having anakin around just made it all the more exciting.

- mizza'ohuwa'langu / ohuwa'langu was the younger, and did not have the ice traits but! she was very nearly psychometric. but reversed. instead of being able to pick up signatures off of other items, she was able to imbue those signatures with implied intent. she became an artisan, and specialized in weaving anything from tapestries to clothing for psychometric individuals who needed extra buffers from accidentally touching something and getting whoopsied. she was alongside alata for all trials and became a knight at the same time, but is not focused on becoming a master just yet. and she has no padawan. just vibes.

MAN I JUST LOVE THE IDEA OF ALATA BEING LIKE 5'5 AND ANAKIN SHOOTS UP PAST HER TO 6'2 BUT SHE CAN STILL SCRUFF HIM AS SOON AS HE STARTS GETTING ROWDY and ohuwa is just the auntie that will absolutely raise hell with anakin and whine to alata later. they're not blood sisters but may as well be-

[yutadori]

okay im somehow feeling less #mentallyill today and it's weird . this past week has been an accumulation of awful and annoying stress and while it's probably not all gone today . was a lot better and i didn't feel insanely annoying while talking to my professor which is a really good sign.... i also didn't feel too bad about it afterwards which was reallyyyyyyy relieving

today was really fun though (-: it's become a bi-weekly thing for my classmate / friend (......?) to hang around after class so we can bother my professor at his office ^__^ and i'm reallyyyy super glad. i'm really glad i got over my anxiety of talking to new people because now we talk after class bi-weekly and it's soooo fun and sillay <3 i used to be really closed off when it came to talking to classmates because i didn't think there was a point or more like . it wasn't something i was really looking for because i already had friends so i didn't think it was necessary to expend more effort and anxiety to make new friends which is . hm .

but anyway today was soooo facking funny my professor is so annoying omg I HATE HIMMMMMM omfg i forgot what we were talking about but i basically brought up how i am of the opinion that it's absolutely insane that people cut around mold on their food and still eat it. and i was SOOOOOOO SO SURE THAT HE WOULD BE OF THE SAME OPINION BUT THEN HE PAUSED AND WAS LIKE "okay well . i have a scandalous take" and i was like NO!!!! NO!!!!!!!!! YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME !!!! and we argued about it and my friend was looking it up and he was like "well what did you find convince me" and they listed a BUNCH of shitty symptoms you could get from eating food that had mold on it and i was like "imagine experiencing them all at once" and he was like "oh well i basically experience all of that every morning" AND WE LAUGHED HES SO FUCKING DUMB GDFSGDFGDSF and when he kept trying to justify himself my classmate was like "but the spores....." and i was like "yeah the SPORES (his first name) the SPORES. the spores will get you......" and then i was like "hey you should get red markers for your white board so i can leave ominous messages like that on it before i leave" because one day he suddenly had a BUNCH of purple markers, i think he has like ten..... and there's only one white board in his office lol

AND THEN THATS HOW WE GOT TO THE NEXT PART.... he was like "do you know why i don't have red markers?" and i was like . omg . no way are you colorbind???? and he IS ......... which is so sad..... )': and i was like "wait the school's color is green........ they should have more colorblind awareness, you need to be represented" and he looked at me really seriously and was like "yeah i really do" he's so dumb i love him so bad

[kaceybruce]

girls rule.. boys drool..

ladies only weekend.. we tried to find a date that worked for months.. and finally picked one.. we hummed and hawed about where to go.. and we decided on Vernon where my sister lives.. but without kids.. and we ended up getting a camp site right beside Kal Lake.. and it was sketchy as all hell.. but we didn't even care.. we had a trailer and a cooler filled with a good time.. 

packing for one is amazing.. this last trip I went on.. everyone else was dialed and I only brought 4 ( all white ) shirts and forgot my toiletries.. this time.. I had more then enough.. me and Dawn filled my car with crap we might maybe need.. I even brought 4 pairs of shoes and wore my birks.. because thats how it always goes.. 

I have always wanted to stop at this Kelowna fruit stand since it opened.. but at this point of the drive.. with children.. they want out of the car so we just fly the next hour to Vernon.. so we stopped.. and of course.. its a fruit stand so not too many expectations were met.. it had fruit in it.. just like the others.. but I bought some! on a road trip! which is me growing as an adult.. 

we rolled into the camp site waiting for Luke to show up with the trailer and Tiff to get off work.. by the time we left Chilliwack.. it was smokey.. thick white smoke.. we bitched about it most of the way up.. yes I know peoples houses and the environment.. but we wanted a sunny weekend.. we didn't really get it.. we got a smoke filled weekend filled with warm humidity and it worked for us too.. we rolled into the campsite and some sun peeked out.. and we cracked a few and pulled out the camping chairs and waited.. 

um.. no .. just no.. everything about these screams horrible things happen here.. we decided to just become disgustingly filled with dry shampoo and beach water.. 

Luke arrived and we locked up our shit and head to the beach.. that sounds uber casual .. but it was anything but.. it was only a block away.. but we had so much shit loaded up in a wagon.. and were now corked.. because I ate fruit on the way up and not Mc Donalds.. and were literal hot messes.. and the sidewalk was torn apart for construction so it was a fun wagon ride.. 

this is tiff day 2.. but gives you an idea.. 

Tiff ( and Tuff R) where are you??

we finally got to the beach.. the wagon made it half way.. were dripping literal sweat.. tore off our clothes and jumped in.. Tiff magically appeared.. and we set up shop.. on the one side of the dock.. with a few less families then the other side.. none of this was was and graceful I might add.. shit was real.. 

we had plans for wineries.. and water slides.. and all the other stuff.. and we scratched it all.. we literally sat on the beach from 12:30 pm until the sun started to go down.. leaves the memory making messy details out.. we had multiple people walking up to us.. with our music cranked and singing at the top of our lungs.. saying.. YES! this is how you do it! good for you ladies! it only perpetuated our loudness.. at one point there was a sing off that tiffany recorded and shall go-eth unseen.. and a woman behind us was rolling around her blanket laughing.. 

we ended up at dinner.. somehow.. ate some food.. and walked back through the beach.. where us.. and apparently 2 other groups of people not associated with us.. decided to ditch the clothes and go for a dip.. I had done this one other time with my friend at her grandmas pool.. but nothing compares to when you are ab adult and you just don't give a fack about anyone or anything.. or what you look like.. 

I pulled my damp jean short up over my wet damp body.. and we walked back to the site.. covered in sandy feet and a full heart.. 

day 2.. 

woke up to rain sprinkles.. and attempted to walk the rail trail.. literally made it to the rail trail cafe.. sat at a table and drank coffee.. decided to head into town to buy some food and more booze.. and went back to the beach.. we wanted to go paddle boarding.. and the rain was supposed to come.. but who cares.. life happens in the rain too.. 

we made it back.. re packed the wagon.. the sun was trying really hard to come out.. she was losing.. it kind of rained.. we stopped by the paddle boarding stand and the woman was genuinely concerned for our lives if we went out on one.. tad dramatic.. there wasn't even a breeze.. and she told us golf ball sized hail was coming with a dramatic current.. 

we set up shop and started drinking again.. because we had no where to be.. 

swam.. float.. repeat.. 

the sun peeked out and we decided to grab the paddle boards.. left all our crap on the beach hoping no one took it.. and set off for an hour.. we didn't have it in us to go any longer.. 

like.. I mean.. come on.. 

the strong current and wind and hail never came to exist.. and we floated and caught up and had the peace that comes with paddle boarding.. made our way back.. checked off the exercise portion of the trip.. and carried on.. 

this is when shit got real.. 

at around 4:30 pm.. the beach was relatively quiet.. we had put in a few hours.. waiting for this imaginary storm that was coming.. Dawn left to go to the bathroom 50 feet behind us.. I may be exaggerating.. I don't know how far away it was..  and we had put up my new umbrella because the rain kind of sprinkled.. and with in a matter of half a second.. my umbrella blew back and I caught it with both hands and said to my sister.. oh.. that was weird.. and 

SHE BAM… 

there is the okanagan storm.. they happen fast I know.. but this was zero to a thousand.. the beach literally cleared out.. our floaties went FLYING.. I yelled at tiff to chase them.. and where was dawn! we need more hands.. sand from the beach was flying up into my mouth as tiffany is chasing after this floatie.. and not well might I add.. she never ended up catching it.. I am hysterically howling by our stuff that is going everywhere.. attempting to do nothing about it.. dawn comes out of the bathroom right as tiff and the floatie both go right to her.. they make their way back and we start throwing things in the wagon.. covering up things that can't get wet.. because it is now raining hard.. and then remembering.. WE WALKED HERE AND HAVE NO WHERE TO GO.. we made our best attempt at dragging our heavy load to a nearby tree.. and just waiting.. and laughing.. and cracked open another.. 

kids I do not support drinking on a beach unless you really need to let loose and there is a storm happening.. and you are kid free.. or maybe have a few kids.. wither way .. no judgement.. 

so anyway.. it is literally raining sideways.. everything is soaked.. and tiff goes.. f%ck it.. and starts to run towards the water.. which is white capping at this point its so windy out.. and who am I to stay out of a good clean battle.. me and dawn shrug.. throw our wet towel on the sand and run towards her.. 

I know what you're thinking.. thunder and lightening and we ran INTO the water.. in our defense there was only ever one loud boom and that was it.. no lightening.. yet..

gosh I love this woman.. 

this was our tree.. our protector.. 

anyways.. we run into the water.. and someone says.. THIS is when you go skinny dipping!!! and so we did.. 

waves splashing.. 5pm on a Saturday night.. go time.. 

it was thrilling and fun all at once.. dawn took one for the team and ran back and grabbed three more cans.. sorry mom and dad.. and we rocked and waved and pretty soon people on the beach and under shelter said f it too.. and grabbed their paddle boards and started making their way into the rocky water too.. at least the lightening would have killed us all.. 

and then just like any good okanagan storm.. it was over.. and out came the sun.. and some of the smoke went away from the rain.. 

and we re set up shop.. turned the music back on.. and carried on warrior.. 

the drive home we were gross and not feeling too hot.. and unshowered for one too many days.. and tired.. the weather had totally turned now and it felt like a fall October morning.. so we grabbed ventis and turned on the seat warmers.. and hit up the airstream food cart halfway through the mountains.. to our much joyous surprise.. they had these.. 

we sat in the car and enjoyed.. came home.. and blah.. 

girls trips.. I need more of them.. so good for the memory bank..