#WAIT BALISTON GRIMM-PITCH
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Asexuals have there cake and garlic bread
Vampire asexuals have cake (probably red velvet)
Garlic bread is just anti-vampire cake.
Depending on how you make each, they really are similar, the main difference is just yeast
Bread is loaf cake
Asexual vampires can't have all cake
#i dont know what this post is#poor vampires not being able to eat garlic bread#asexual#vampires#asexual vampires#there should be more of them#WAIT BALISTON GRIMM-PITCH#CAN HE HAVE GARLIC BREAD#HOLD UP
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