#WAAOOW

[arkarti]

We both reached for the gun | Animation

wanted to try some typo animation for a change :3

Also on Youtube!

[blujayonthewing]

hovering around my beloved husband anxiously trying to find the balance between 'I don't want to pressure you at all, let alone to do something that you might not want to do that also frankly might even be a waste of your time' and 'but everyone else who's ever mentioned this thing at all looooves it sooOOOooo much and I KNOW you'll have similar opinions to mine and if you also go here I'll finally have someone else to talk to about My Problems With It'

[pipcoded]

don’t ever watch smiling friends if you’re autistic because you WILL gain a thousand new phrases as echolalia

[a-s-e-l-d-en]

Waaoow öyle mi olmuş 😁😁😸😹

[rueclfer]

being a bakugou hater at 16 and then growing up to be a fan rlly is an enlightening experience bc u realize that you rlly were just as dickish and annoying at 16 :-/ like waaoow babes the call is coming from inside the house!! this blonde mf u hate is a reflection of yourself!!! there is something severely wrong with your brain chemistry and you both need therapy!!!

[number1spongebobfan]

James: JAMESCOOO!!(*ﾉᐛ)ﾉ♫♩ヽ(ᐖヽ*)♬ヽ(*ᐛ)ﾉ

Mavis (sighs): Of course James is Disney's most egotistacal protagonist for Halloween.

James: Waaoow! Look at that mansion over there! Let's get some candy Mavis!

Mavis: And risk getting haunted? Nah uh. I got to save China.

James: Hey, I can't see anything! (trips over his cape) Bust my buffers!

[emmetofthestars]

ITS SO BEAUTIFUL! WAAOOW!!!!

[pizzaback]

waaoow

[lar-amy]

they looks so pretyy waaoow

Spring/Flowering Spirit by Peter Mohrbacher

[basilpawzz143]

WIP!!!!

(I have NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING SEND HELP)

WAAOOW

[hvwks]

waaoow new layout

[werewulvs]

i do miss getting to just sit and watch a man game while laying on the bed like "waaoow ur so gamer no ur right this lvl looks hard but u can do it!!! :3"

[montillado]

FORREAL!? [ID in alt.]

[kendimihissetmiyorum]

waaoow demek lana del rey dinleyip onun gibi sigara içiyorsun, daddy issuessın var ve olgun erkeklerden hoşlanıyorsun

[sackboys-moved]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALAN!!! waaoow,,, 18!!!! wishing you all the videogames ever forever

THANK YOU I’m plugging a usb drive containing all games ever into my brain. They are in there

[postmortiem]

       If  you  didn't  hate  her,       you  wouldn't  make  such  an  elaborate  dinner.  She  would  bet  her  last  jar  of  eyes  he  just  busied  himself  in  the  kitchen  to  get  away  from  her.  Yes.  And  as  if  her  jelly-legs  weren't  bad  enough,  Kiki  began  whining  in  protest.  (  Don't  pick  me  up,  I  am  trying  to  sink  into  my  own  agony  )  .  As  limp  as  her  legs  were,  so  was  her  neck,  falling  to  the  side  in  lifeless  fashion,  overly  dramatic.  In  secret,  Kiki  greatly  enjoyed  the  attention.

    Oh.  Oh   ?

Stirring  the  sauce   ?   Waaoow,  that  sounded  not  half  as  bad  as  watching  the  carrot  peels  shrink  from  dryness.  And  what  a  sturdy  bag  of  potatoes  the  taxidermist  suddenly  became   —   feet  firmly  sat  down  on  the  floor,  gaze  snapping  towards  the  sauce  she  once  called  her  arch-nemesis  in  the  war  of  Lucanis'  attention. 

       ❝  I  can  stir.  I  am  a  good  stirrer.  Did  you  know  that,  for  blood  sausage,  you  have  to  stir  the  blood  constantly  so  it  doesn't  clot   ?   (  I  made  my  fair  share  of  blood  sausages  in  the  past  )  . ❞    Elbow  nudge  nudge.  Alas,  the  bodily  liquid  wasn't  as  tender  as  the  cheese-sauce  ;  and  the  decision  to  put  responsibility  on  Kiki  with  the  dish  was  foolish  at  best.  At  least  she  was  done  playing  bride  to  the  ground.  Fumbling  with  the  clasps  on  her  mask   (  Kiki  would  reeeally  like  to  see  the  sauce  moving  without  having  her  vision  clouded  )  ,  there  was  already  critique  being  thrown  his  way.

     ❝ Can  we  put  that  new  spice  into  the  sauce  too   ?   The  one  Bellara  used  yesterday. ❞

Cheese sauces were tricky minxes. Look away for too long and the whole base burned, leaving the pot a bitch to scrub but ruining the entire flavor profile. He'd positively dragged himself over hot coals for this base, measuring everything to the precise eye-spot and seasoning it to bring the undertones out. One wrong move and hours of work, gone. But what was the thrill of the hunt without balancing more into that load?

He'd started boiling the pasta not long before that. A little salt in the water always brought it up faster, and all was in perfect harmony until poor Kiki decided to stand where she shouldn't have.

And really, it wasn't a hard nudge. He'd barely brushed past her but ---ah, when was Kiki not dramatic?

(He understood. He was dramatic too, but Lucanis would rather sew his face to the carpet in the music room than admit it.)

Something about self-fulfilling prophecies and all.

He stirred the sauce with the neglected spatula and turned the heat down to a simmer. Hands wiped at the apron dangling from his waist and he watched as the small elf collapsed onto the floor and began her soliloquy.

"Kiki."

Hard K. Over-exaggerated I. Someday he'd learn to just say her full name and sound as serious as he intended to, but something about her name really just rolled off the tongue oddly. It suited them, in truth. He stooped, looped his fingers beneath her arms on either side, and put his legs into lifting her up. She really was a sack of potatoes when she wanted to be.

"I don't hate you, Kiki. Come on. Get up."

Use your legs. Don't let them be jelly. He can't keep you stable and tend to dinner at the same time.

"If I hated you I wouldn't spend so much time making dinner. Come on. Lock your knees---" a beat. He would regret this, "Do you want to stir the sauce?"