#W QUACKIE

[hydriadd]

PISSA KISS IS REAL OH MY GOD

[shadowinthetreesbutcooler]

PISSA NATION HOW WE FEELIN TONIGHT

[quackitytheduck]

about the qsmp gotg au: I'm listening, do you mayhaps want to elaborate 😁

ngl i JUST had the split second thought while listening to dog days are over (fatm) so my thoughts are still in progress BUT rn im trying to connect character arcs to determine who should take whose place

at first i was thinking quacky as peter q bc. well. im a quackity main. and then i wondered how i could fit tilín into that and my thought process for that kinda ended there. but i was still stuck on quacky and then i thought of gamora and he actually fits her arc more plus i like fem coding quackity's characters. then i was thinking maybe tilín as nebula? theyd have to have an ever so slightly diff relationship but i could make it work, maybe el pato or cucurucho as thanos OH WAIT MAYBE CUCURUCHO AS RONAN so that would put el pato as thanos and then i was thinking how would i get elq in here maybe he could be nebula and THEN i thought what if i split nebula into 2 characters so i could have qq elq and tilín all under thanos at some point but then qq escaped w tilín but elq stayed working under thanos and took back tilín at some point so that could give qq that good good grief arc!! and then well there's the obvious memory loss which would fit in perfectly with both arcs!!

and then i got to peter q and who has a backstory of being taken from their home and growing up in a hostile and violent environment. boom cellbit ez. but does the backstory or personality matter more?? so i had a character w a good backstory but who didn't have peter's wit although he had his heart and charm like that. and i dont wanna say who i thought of but let's just say his charm comes from being a musician. but i didnt want him i wanted literally anyone other than him so now im stuck on that

and then i was thinking what if starmora luckity. luzu the angstlord (+ arin) as gamora and then maybe i could take some of c!quacky's sarcasm and put it into this au but that would take away from it being a qsmp au

and now im trying to veer away from my quacky centric tendencies and go back to qcell as quill and then bagi as maybe a mantis type figure who was introduced in vol 2 w ego, and i think that could work with bagi having been on the island (ego (planet)) much longer than cellbit and i feel like im missing some piece of lore here i feel like im getting this backstory wrong but icr. and i know bagi isnt loyal to the feds in any way so i think she's been trying to escape the planet her whole life and always failed. idk who ego would be idk some kind of fed rep. id like pol to be there too if in this version ego is fed affiliated i want pol to be a reluctant employee on the planet w bagi. tbh idk what their canon relationship is or if theyve even met yet but i think it would be a cool new dynamic. wait shit icr if pol's lore is that he's pro fed or not i dont think he is but i can NOT rmbr rn. anyway i like this version w mystery twins a lot tbh i might just take this one and run w it

to summarize:

quackity gamora w tilín/elq nebula, cucurucho ronan, el pato thanos

quackity quill w luzu gamora

⭐️ cellbit quill w bagi mantis-ish

foolish drax!! and maybe two eggs as rocket and groot

or rocket as an egg and the high evolutionary as el pato/the fed w all the other experiments as eggs too!!

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Inspector Faraway (Porky Pig): W-w-w-w-w-what is this, b-b-b-bark? Mary Duck: When we got there, Quackie was going toe-to-toe with a tree. Faraway: I'm g-g-guessing the tree w-w-won.

[gogtopia]

common quacky W

[mccarthymolly]

ok,h,k,

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Ok,no,j,o,k,

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No,uh,job,wt,dk, h ki hm

Nt grf,hm,uh,n,o,

Guess,uhk,kill bug, no garb,hm,uh,sth,eh,no,uh,wt,uh,

Yng no,uh,wt, n

Dry uh,j, j

No,

See,suicide, uh,yh,cant,ok,tried, ww,uh,no,

Wts imporCant civer anymore,j

Hm ww

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Physical, law, hmun

Hmww uh dk hm agn, sitting, ww, nkhnj

Anything, nt cope w philosophy, wt,uh,k,ww, hk, ok,uh,uh,dk,uh,ok,eh, h, m,uh,ok,hm,k,uh,

Uh i nt kobe he nt me, dying nt sport n nt all sport lk tht, he inspiring b nba, hm

Und gr wnt aasking n wanting alo n vul,k, ji, nt slf adv, okj no

Car,no,hm,ok,ww,hm,ok,hm,uh,eh,no,h,k,j,uh,ww,hm,ok,yh,uh,n,,

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[mtnkat3]

2.23pm. Oh my loves..... I just wanna crawl into your arms & hug you tight & kiss you & just lock the world away from us.

.

I sat with my eyes closed & was praying over the whole situation & what God wants me to do.

But right now I still have no answers.

Bowed. Confused. Hurting.

Yesterdays actions were devastating to me. I don't know how to get beyond the movie reel of them playing in my minds eyes.

So for right now they are as freaking disturbing to me as the turkey vultures in my yard right now!

Sending shivers over my body & making my hackles rippling incessantly!

.

.

Yes, my loves, I pray for a breakthrough.

Bowing my head.

But do you.....know how delicious you.....each piece of you.....are to me?

I think about your hands.. forearms.. feet.. legs.. blushing shyly everything.. & just wanna devour you.....

I so need to feel you.....right now.....

Between the pain in my soul, & the pain in my body I am dragging.. struggling. Really hard to keep my eye open even today. Much less moving around & doing my work. My neck feels like dried twigs ready to be snapped & bad weather headache. Sigh. I think I'm gonna have to bite the bullet & try the pain med the doctor prescribed. & pray for at least neutral results.

I am so sick to death of fighting my body & all the other crap.

But God, I am listening.

What is my lessons in all these things? What am I still not getting?

Lord, please keep Guiding, Protecting, Teaching me?

And thank You for my soul's mates.....

Whom I know are also doing the same.

You Lord humble me with Your Blessings daily.

Thank You God, Jesus, Holy Spirit for loving me daily!

But wow You do have me write all over the place! Geeish louise! Lol! Blushing beet red grin.

Yes. Yes I have a quirky quacky goofy cornball weird sense of humor.🙄🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

But ain't life grand though?

Big cheeky mischievous blushing grin.

Giggling softly.

I felt a head rub...🤔🥰😚😏😌

Ok. Well.

I need to get my butt to moving. A wee bit late in the day I know but I can do a few chores at least. Like getting my dang laundry running. Geeish louise. Sigh.

I miss you.....

I am Yours.....

Always.

So freaking love you!!!!!

~Tijgeress kat Phoenix.🌺✝️☸⚓⛓🔗🙏🤲👣🐾🦉🐯🐢🐛🐐🌟🗝🔱⚜💝🐻🦌🧩♠️❄💫♾🧭🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯

W.2.15.2023 3.01pm.est.

[pandapupremade]

Oh, Dora, Dora! How have you been? Have you been swell? Have you been well? I hope you have, oh I do! I hope to see you soon, but work calls, and work is all play and so much fun- And that *Darkwing* just keeps getting in my way! But I'm sure I'll be reunited with my sweet, sweet treat soon! Now, now- Should I bring you anything? A flower? A plush? A wind-up? Or maybe me in a box? So many choices, so many! I'll see you soon, hm hm? Soon, and with a... BOOM! ---QJ

“Oh, you don’t have to bring me anything but yourself, Jackie! Hehe, everything is fine at home...I miss you, though...I can’t wait for you to come back to us. I think that’ll make me swell-er than ever! Play nice with Darkwing now, or I’ll send Patch out there to see that you do! BOOM!” - Dora

[qjaiden]

sometimes i think about the fact that c!quacky and c!wilbur literally are so obsessed w each other that every move they make is no longer for the benefit of themselves but also to just fuck with the other. it’s to pick and poke and rub in the others face, and while that may be mocking (it is) but it’s them now craving and needing the validation from the other

cc!wilbur and cc!quackity are able to execute it in a way that is so obvious but leaves the viewers asking “is there more that we don’t know?”

[quackitytheduck]

DELILAH when ur free from post limit could i have quacky or perhaps jesper soc

soapie my soapie ty ty ty

FOR CQUACKITY

Sexuality Headcanon: gay. gay as hell. poly gay

Gender Headcanon: i dont usually think about gender hcs but ummm cis guy

A ship I have with said character: #KARLNAPITYSWEEP #QUACKCICLESWEEP also um. well. You Know.

A BROTP I have with said character: viceduo sweep cabinetduo sweep why is there no duo name for q and fundy fuck this gay earth bbq qnf um um uh also dapduo ig

A NOTP I have with said character: tnt/duo. fuck u

A random headcanon: ive said this before but wings like is in some depictions of the god hermes with wings at his ankles <3 also robinhood's (?) art has put me onto full body tattoos bc. uhm. hho t. also he wears his rings on a necklace

General Opinion over said character: ohhhh cquacky my babt my baby i love him i love him i love him he js my ult my number one my bias if u will no one loves him more than i he js my kin subject i need him carnally

JESPER FAHEY (its been a while so cut me some slack w this one)

Sexuality Headcanon: canon bisexual can i get a hooyah

Gender Headcanon: unlabeled bc i said so

A ship I have with said character: listen its literally canon do i even need to say it

A BROTP I have with said character: jesper and inej <3 jesper and most of the crows tbh hes just so silly and easy to get along with

A NOTP I have with said character: fuck its been a long time since ive read any physical book. um. him nd kaz r ok i think but i think it goes wo saying him w mattias or nina at LEAST. no thx

A random headcanon: he went to uni ok my guy is fuckin smart ok. he just hates learning which tbh mecore

General Opinion over said character: hes been my fav for a longggg time hes also def my type of character and was still when i first read the books like hes just so silly but has so much history arrggggghhh ges so smart hes so smart i need everyone to know how smart he is

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

[Boston Quackie (Daffy Duck) watches as Inspector Faraway (Porky Pig) sings karaoke to get information from Petunia]

Faraway: [singing "Moonlight Bay"] W-we were sailing along..."

[Mary Duck comes in and sees Faraway at the mic]

Quackie: Don't ask.

Faraway: [singing] ...on M-M-Moonlight Bay...

Petunia: Do the dance, you did a little dance.

Faraway: [singing] w-we could hear those voices s-singing...

Petunia: Turn around, I wanna see your butt.

Faraway: [singing] ...they seemed to say...

Petunia: Those are different pants. Where're the jeans? [Faraway stops singing]

Faraway: L-l-l-l-l-l-look, Petunia, a deal is a deal. I s-s-sang the song, now tell me what I s-s-said last night.

Petunia: All you said was, "They don't match."

Faraway: "Th-th-th-th-they don't match"? W-w-what doesn't match?

Petunia: I don't know, you didn't say.

Faraway: W-w-w-w-w-wait, wait, wait. Is that it? Is that all you g-g-got?

Petunia: Inspector, sing it again. I just love the way you sing.

Faraway: [sighs] Th-th-th-th-thank you.

[He goes over to Quackie and Mary]

Quackie: You were good.

Faraway: Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shut up.

[pindl3]

I just spent the better half of an hour transcripting Tubbo and Ranboo's entire conversation from the burger van.

The entire thing.

As I was going through it I noticed that it allowed me a much better look what they're actually saying. To hone in on the words.

Also there's one bit of the conversation that I am 100% going to turn into ranboo angst. Anyway, here's the full transcript! Feel free to use ^-^ I know looking through 8 minutes of conversation is annoying. It's all as accurate as I could get it, including the stammering and extra bits.

Video to listen along to

Tubbo: hello!

Ranboo: oh- uh, hel- hello

Tubbo: hi!

Ranboo: how are- how are you doing.

Tubbo: I'm doing alright, uhh-

Ranboo: doing alright- what were- what were you up to?

Tubbo: I was just talking over with quackity, burger business, you know *laughs*

Ranboo: is- is- did everything go well? Is everything ok? With that?

Tubbo: uh, yeah, I assume it's- yeah! I'm pretty sure it's uh, fantastic

Ranboo: you sure?

Tubbo: uh, yea yeayeayea 100%. I think it's going really well! Can I come inside? I wanna have a look at all your- I wanted to have little look at all your place

Ranboo: um yeah, sure- it's not much right now but we're still- um, we're still- me and uhh, Wilbur are still working on it.

Tubbo: Why do you trust Wilbur so much?

Ranboo: hm?

Tubbo: why do you trust Wilbur?

Ranboo: well ok, here's- here's the thing. Basically, I don't like- trust trust Wilbur yet but I definitely do have more trust in him than you do. But um...

Tubbo: yeah.

Ranboo: I mean, thirteen years... I mean, thirteen years, a guy has got to change throughout all of that right? (Unsure)

Tubbo: yeah I suppose so- I mean I don't not believe that he's changed i just think that he has to have the opportunity to prove it.

Ranboo: yeah! And thats why im- that's why im here so that, when he does something that does redeem himself then someone can be there that's- that'll be able to see it and everything- and honestly I would rather have it be me, the person... um, id rather have the person that be there be me instead of maybe someone... else. So um...

Tubbo: yeah I guess that- that makes a lot of sense I guess. I.. I don't know I just- I'm not sure I feel prepared to put my life in his hands again if you know what i mean.

Ranboo: well this isn't- this isn't putting my life in his hands. This is just- this is just making a little burger shop and everythi- are- are you like, okay with all of this right?

Tubbo: oh yeaaah yeaahh it's fine it's fine. I think it's quite enjoyable.

Ranboo: *softly, to himself* ok that's- that's- that's good. Ok, yep...

Tubbo: yeah I understand it all it makes a lot of sense

Ranboo: you- you sure you understand? Because- like, if you need me to- to stop, then I'll stop, like-

Tubbo: no no, it's alright it's alright- is there a reason like, I noticed that you hadn't told Wilbur about the tax reasons marriage *laughs softly, self conscious*

Ranboo: yeah well that's- that's just because- from what I've heard from Tommy and everything the Wilbur that- thirteen years ago at least- might've- he used stuff against Tommy and everything, so, you know just in case, just in case. I mean I still trust Wilbur just not- you know not super fully but still, still at least a little bit.

Tubbo: yeah, o-oh I completely understand though that makes a lot of sense honestly

Ranboo: so I- I mean I like working with him as well- I mean it's nice to just- to do something. You know?

Tubbo: yeah fair enough. Like- yeah I think the competition will be *hesitation* good- yeah I mean I'm very excited, I haven't felt this happy in quite a while. It feels like I've finally got- you know, something under my belt, something I can, you know really sink my teeth into and be a part of- it feels like I'm part of- like a bigger cause now. Like-

Ranboo: so... so you're saying you're sure that this is- that you're all okay with- everything that's going on?

Tubbo: yeah yeah of course! It's just friendly competition man, it's gonna be awesome. If anything it'll just be better for consumers, it means we're gonna make better things for everyone.

Ranboo: *hesitance* yeah, yeah that makes- that makes um... that makes sense, at least. I mean...

Tubbo: I mean, are you alright?

Ranboo: how did you- how did you bury the hatchet with quackity though? That's what I don't get...

Tubbo: bury the hatchet? What do you mean by that?

Ranboo: cuz I mean- how did you make peace with him cuz the last time we spoke about him you were talking about he had a role in your... un- unfortunate removal of life...

Tubbo: yeaahh he did, but- it- I mean to be honest it's as much- well no I mean I'm not even sure it is as much quackitys fault as wilbur- but like- I don't- like- I mean I was gonna die no matter what that day... I mean, it just happened. I mean I don't... eh, I don't have much quarrel with him, I think it's a-okay. I mean, he seems to have... I mean look at what he's built, like, he seems good. I mean... yeah I managed to also, like, clean over all the ruckus that we had about the um, cookie outpost and stuff as well, so that's all past now.

Ranboo: oh really? So he's ok with that now? *relieved*

Tubbo: yeah, yeah he promised me a good life. Like-

Ranboo: what do you mean...? Was your- life not- good before?

Tubbo: no! Nonononono it was- he talked *hesitance* a lot about L'manburg... and like he- yeah.

Ranboo: well- that wasn't- that wasn't really that much of a good life for you though- was it?

Tubbo: oh no- you- you've only heard the bad bits of L'manburg- *confident* L'manburg was amazing. You've only-

Ranboo: he- he promised you like, the- the good bits

Tubbo: yeah, yeah basically, which is- it's awesome.

Ranboo: *softly, to himself* that's- that's good, that's good.

Tubbo: yeah, so I- I figured out how to- like um- get rid of the tension regarding the cookie outpost; we came to an agreement, signed a contract, dot the t's and the i's- you know, put the past in the past. Im excited to, you know, keep moving forward, it's exciting!

Ranboo: ... ok, a-awesome... so- *voice raises an octave* so he's okay with the cookie shop now?

Tubbo: oh yea! Yeah yeah he's 100% okay! Basically, we just came to the agreement- is- I wasn't acting myself, like before when I was working on the cookie shop- I wasn't being myself- I was, I was just upset, and sad, and like- I just wanted to have something to feel part of something bigger again. But then I realized instead of fighting the thing that would've given me that feeling, I tried to make my own. I dig my heels in- it wasn't really- the right thing to do. I-

Ranboo: mhm (of reassurance)

Tubbo: so we signed a contract, I- so the cookie shops still owned by me, but it just exists within Las Nevadas now. And um... yeah, it follows its laws and regulations.

Ranboo: ok- so is everything- is everything um... everything's- *pause* w-wait so how exactly again? Sorry- how did you- make quackity ok with it all?

Tubbo: so we went up to the needle, uhh, we just talked it out, we wrote up a contract and I just- basically agreed to have the cookie shop become part of Las Nevadas! Cuz I mean it doesn't make sense-

Ranboo: wait you- you gave away the cookie shop?

Tubbo: well I mean I didn't give it away- I still own it, it's just now part of Las Nevadas.

Ranboo: which is- owned by quacki- you gave away the cookie shop.

Tubbo: well... yeah, but not- entirely.

Ranboo: y- yeah, entirely.

Tubbo: no- thats not how it works at all. It's- it's still owned by me- it's just, it exists inside his territory.

Ranboo: wait- but it's property of Las Nevadas, which is owned by quackity.

Tubbo: no! It's not like that at all.

Ranboo: you gave it- it seems like you just...

Tubbo: no, there's a lot more to it than that, it's not just- it's not black and white and I just- gave it to him- I still own it, I still have full control over it. It's just- it just follows his laws- which is fine.

Ranboo: and his ru- awesome, cool- um, that's great! Oh would you look at that- the bread is- stale- I gotta go-

Tubbo: oh, ok

Ranboo: but it was nice um- it was nice- uh talking to you- im gonna go throw this bread in the river- alright!

Tubbo: okay

Ranboo: um, thanks for- thanks for stopping on by, um- I'll talk to you um... l- later. Alright buh bye-

Tubbo: ok, bye!

Tubbo: that was- that- that was um... uh, I wasn't expecting that to *laughs* go quite like that- I didn't think that mattered that much... uhh- that- I was not expecting that to um... he- he didn't seem- oh god. That was- that felt a little- awkward. I didn't, I mean- *defensive* it's mine to give away! I mean, I- I built the entire place! Like- I built all of it. That is so weird.

[masterprocrastiwriter]

embraces in your arms.

a schlackity au. | first part

warning: this is split into two parts. triggering made-up twitter post not intended for seriousness. angst.

Schlatt is doing well these past few days. But his husband, Quackity, isn't.

Unknown to Schlatt is that Quackity has been stressed for being body-shamed while he was streaming, and it honestly brought a big impact on his mood the next few days after that. He seems to be more pressured and focused when he is playing pvp games or other minigames. And when he loses, he hammers with a fist on the table with frustration.

Every time Schlatt comes home, Quackity smiles at him and doesn't talk much. He, Schlatt, doesn't really notice it but does eventually when he left the house to sneak to the window of his husband's room. He saw Quackity with a blank expression, staring at the computer screen. His hands do move, however, he looks so still while doing it. It concerns him.

And that's what he discussed with Wilbur the other day in Fundy's house.

"Oh..." Wilbur nods while caressing his chin, processing the tea Schlatt spilled. "I overheard from Tommy that something happened to Quackity—like, I'm not sure about this..."

"What is it?" Schlatt asks.

"Something related to body-shaming?"

Schlatt stills for a minute. Then he looks at Wilbur, "Care to share more?"

"He got cancelled for his body in one of his streams," Wilbur responds. "That's all I heard, I left his house afterwards."

"And you're here to guard Fundy's house while he's not here?" He raises an eyebrow, and Wilbur nods. He checks the time, and realization comes across his face. "Ah, the skies are about to darken. I gotta go home to check on Quackity, okay?"

"Bye then!" Wilbur waves a hand and Schlatt nods in return before taking his car to drive back to their home.

"Quackity, I'm home!" Schlatt calls as he opens the door.

But no one is responding.

He looks at the living room—no Quackity, only a TV left turned on.

Schlatt becomes concerned as he walks around to find him. "Quackity, are you there?" He says as he checks the kitchen, but stops in his movements when he hears distant whimpers from somewhere. His eyes scan across the surroundings. "Quackity?"

The distant whimpers can still be heard, and his eyes land to a door, leading to Quackity's room.

He walks towards it and pulls the doorknob. At that moment, he catches the attention of Quackity.

They are now looking directly at each other. Schlatt's face gets mixed with confusion as he sees him holding a piece of bread—his eyes looking up to Quackity's face, which are noticeable wet.

"H-Hey...mi esposo, you okay?" Schlatt softens his voice as he enters and closes the door. "What's with the bread you're holding? And, why are you crying?"

Quackity sniffs in response, then looks into his small piece of bread before taking a bite on it. Seconds later, whimpers start to fill the silence of his room.

Schlatt's eyes widen and approaches his bed. "Quacky, what's the matter? Is there something that happened—"

"Go away." Quackity pushes him a bit hard, making Schlatt almost stumble against a nearby gaming chair. "I don't wanna see your face in my room." He then roughly eats all the remaining bed and pulls out his cellphone.

Schlatt breathes deeply, "Quackity, I know there's something wrong. We're not gonna be okay if we—"

"It's better okay like that." He says in a loud and solid voice, making Schlatt surprised by his change of tone.

"W-What..."

"What do you mean, what?" Quackity shows his phone screen to Schlatt's face, "Do you see this, huh, esposo?"

Schlatt moves his eyes to the phone screen. Shock washes his body when he sees a viral post about him breaking up with Quackity.

karen gossiper @karenteaspiller

UPDATE!

tw//schlattity, schuackity, whatever

there was this tea circulating around Twitter that the schlatt-duck tandem broke up like omg also i heard its because of that one stream where duck (what's his name again) just got bodyshamed and then schlatt realizes that hes body is ugly so he found some chick to fuvk

you gotta tell this tea to everybody!!! schlatts too hot to be with that duck

whatever am • date 2021 • Twitter for iOS

[pomegranatexkiss]

His purse was… worryingly low. Low enough that he couldn’t afford a simple sword upgrade, or even a regen potion!

Quackity sighed to himself and picked up his battered axe, slinging it over his virtual shoulder. With a flick of his wrist, his weekly quest logs flickered in front of his vision. His eyes wandered over the different tasks, scrolling through with a bored hum.

A notification popped up in the corner of his eye and he turned slightly to look at it. He smiled upon seeing a message from one of his guild friends.

b4rdicburg4r is online!

quackquack: hiiiiii burgahhh

b4rdicburg4r: QUACKYYY

quackquack: r u busy right now??

b4rdicburg4r: no y

quackquack: im broke give me money

b4rdicburg4r: i would but i dont support discord kittens

quackquack: shut up shut UP

b4rdicburg4r: lol take the l

b4rdicburg4r: but I’ll go questing w/ u

quackquack: deal ill send the party invite, vc?

After sending an invite to Burger, Quackity took the time to join their private voice chat and stocked his weapons. He hummed lightly as he checked his stats against quest guidelines.

SMP was a popular open-world VR RPG set in a world of magic. It utilised a system of both action and diplomacy. It surprisingly worked well, for such a bloodthirsty fanbase. And Quackity was obsessed with it.

He had spent hours constructing his character, a human barbarian, and spent even more time buffing his stats. And somehow in that time, he found himself joining the Dream Guild.

And in that guild, Quackity found a friend in b4rdicburg4r, a level 40 elven bard.

They were the best of friends. If you didn’t count the fact that they only knew each other through their screen names.

“Quacky!”

Burger’s voice rang through his headphones, excitement in his voice.

Quackity couldn’t help but smile,”Burger! How’s it going man?”

“Oh, you know. The usual.” Burger’s character crouched repeatedly in front of him, before he threw something out of his inventory,”I got you somethiiiing.”

“Oooooh,” He walked forward to pick it up, admiring the shiny new ruby in his inventory,”I might have enough to craft the Giant’s Heart soon.”

Burger spun in circles,”We can raid the Crystal Caverns, see if the ruby boss has regen’d yet. Are you in?”

He equipped his axe,”Of course I’m in.”

[someone1348]

This is for my lovely best friend who was kind enough to write me a fic! Here's yours! @sleepy--anon i hope you enjoy!

People in this: Ler!Sapnap, Lee!Quackity

(Karlnapity romance so if you dont like that dont read it!)

Tw: like the smallest bit of angst (jealousy) pretty much! Thats it though it's soft! For the most part! And mild cursing!

Plot: While Karl is out on a "business trip" (time travel stuff) he leaves his other two husband's alone and well lets just say it was an eventful evening to say the least

With all that being said enjoyyyy :]

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Jealousy

Tickle fights and Tickling in general was almost an everyday occurrence in the Karlnapity household. It pretty much was second nature to the three.

With that comes ler moods and lee moods poping up left and right. Typically between the three Sapnap was ler the most, followed by Quackity with Karl most of the time being lee, nothing bad of course, they loved the dynamic of everything from this specific thing to how their relationship worked. They were happy and that's all that mattered.

The days went on as they normally do.

"EE! SAHahap! StahAhap!" Karl would twist around from Sap's evil fingers pushing at the boy's hands, giggling freely as quackity watched smiling a bit as his two husband's went on to do what they do.

It was always like this for the most part. While he was getting a snack,

"No pLEase!! Hehe" Karl's beautiful laugh could be heard from the other room.

While cuddling, sap would run his fingers over the time traveler's stomach sending sweet giggles to flow out of their husband's mouth.

Even in the store one time Sapnap poked at Karl's sides. Of course Quackity would join in sometimes to tickle his favorite lee (leaning) fiancé, but he was jealous, beyond jealous.

Seeing this everyday not only built up on his lee moods but he just wanted to be involved, not just in tickles but in the relationship. He wants cuddles and attention and affection from the two people he loves most.

And yeah with the lee moods he has bad but it's not the same. He wants his husband's and so help me thats what he was gonna get. He was a man on a mission.

'Let's goooo!!' He thought in his head as he started the day.

Karl had left last night, the bed was alot colder now. He turned to see Sap curled up onto his side his mouth slightly a-jar with his hair flowing perfectly on top of his face.

He sighed happily lightly pushing some of the hair out of his face. He couldn't remember the last time he felt this happy and in love.

'I'm gonna make him breakfast' He thought getting up carefully as to not wake him and got started on cooking up his favorites.

Not even 20 minutes later the firey boy poked his head into the kitchen

"Waffles?"

"Mhm"

"Mmmm yay! Thank you babe!"

Quackity smiled "Anytime"

After the two finished the scilence became loud.

"What do you wanna do?" Quackity asked rocking a bit back and fouth on his heels trying not to make the scilence anymore awkward.

"I got work to do so you entertain yourself, I'll be quick"

Quackity nodded "okay! Good luck!"

"Thanks" Sap said shooting him a smile leaving back to their shared room to do the said work.

The beanie boy sighed flopping down onto the couch. He flipped on a random channel and texted Karl.

'Hey Baby!! I hope your trip is going good,we miss you and can't wait to see you tomorrow!<3'

(10:35)

He held the phone close to his chest letting out another sigh. He knew in his heart that Sapnap was gonna be busy all day so instead of sulking he told him he was going for a walk.

He went walking around, coming back, making more food, playing video games. All while sap typed away at the keyboard.

It wasn't helping at all it only increased the feeling of wanting to be with his Sapnap, his fiancé, he wanted attention and love dammit!

The smaller boy marched up to their room.

"SAPNAP!!!"

the bandana wearing man shook and snaped up to look at his clearly ticked off tiny lover.

"WOAH! what!?! Yes?!" He said furrowing his eyebrows.

"Are you done yet?"

The other slowly blinked "uhhhh,," he looked back at his work "nope not yet"

"Too bad! You are now finished because i say so!" He crossed his arm's

"Ha! Yeah thats cute hun but im busy, i gotta get this done, im sorry, I'll be there soon"

Quackity scoffed "whatever" he left as sapnap sighed

'He's never like this, maybe i should stop and check on him' Sapnap thought closing his laptop quietly sneaking up on his amazing fiancé on the couch.

"HIYA!" he tackled him to the couch holding him close.

"WA!- SHIT!" he fell over with him now in a cuddly trap, smiling widely giggling a bit.

"What's wrong Quacky babe" Sap said concerningly putting his head to his adorable smol husband's shoulder.

"I wanted to hang out together,,, i want to be involved, i want attention and affection and love sapnap and i haven't gotten anyyy in a long time" Quackity spilled out as sap processed everything.

'Looking back i see where he's coming from, it's been alot of Karl-'

"Don't get me wrong i love karl and i love giving him attention and affection and everything and i love watching you two be that way with each other i just i guess i felt a bit left out"

Sapnap nodded,

"Im Sorwy baps, forgive me?" He used his small voice making quackity cringe a bit jokingly.

"Give me attention and we will see what happens" He smirked

"Hmmmm" He anticipated his moves and ideas watching quackity's eyes that were pointed right to his hands

'So that's what he wants' he smirked wider lightly running his fingers slowly up and down his sides.

The other on top of him tensed "s-sap"

"Yea babe?" He said as if he wasn't tracing the man's sides with tickly anticipation.

"W-what are you doing?"

"Giving you attention, isn't that what you wanted?" He smiled at him as Quackity sank into Sapnap's embrace leaning his head on the pillow behind them, Sapnap's head still on his shoulder.

Sap lowly giggled quickly stittering his hands his stomach then back to his sides watching him lift up and squeak.

"You're such a dick" Qauckalee said in a joking matter making Sapnap's smirk deepen.

"Oh im a dick?!" He digged into his stomach watching as quackity squealed digged his heels to the end of the couch.

"NAHAHAHAHA! SAHAHAPNAHAP!"

"Thats my name love~" sap moved closer towards his bellybutton.

"AYEHE NOT THERE!"

"Yes there! The giggle button has been unpressed for wayy to long, i need it to make up for the lost times Quackity"

"NOOHONONONO- AH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GEHHEHEHE! GOHOHO-EEP!"

Sapnap giggled with him taking in every werid noise and laugh that the touch starved lee had made.

Seeing it was clear he wasn't used to it he slowed down moving back to his sides lightly to get his breathing steady again.

"Easy tiger, i got you" he reassured him getting his breathing together

"Im gonna getcha'!" Sapnap said moving up towards his ribs scribbling along up and down and In-between.

The smaller's back arched as his giggles mixed into light laughter.

"AyEehehe naha-Ha! Tickles!! It tickles!!" The man rang out trying to squirm out of his fiancé's tickle trap.

"Thats the point Quacker's im hungryyyy i need your giggles to surviveee" he lightly blew a raspberry onto his neck, the other scrunching up

"Nomnomnom" he made fake eating sounds, playing pretend before blowing another raspberry into his neck.

Sapnap giggled and stopped holding him close rubbing circles into the top of his hand

"Come here bubba" He lifted Quackity up letting him wrap around him while he got a blanket.

Sitting back down he put the blanket overtop of them throwing on the Disney movie Coco for some well deserved aftercare and fiancé time, Playing with his hair Sapnap smiled down at his man kissing the top of his head.

"We gotta get you a haircut buddy its so long" he teased as quackity laughed

"I'll get a haircut the day you shave" the tired one teased back both laughing together enjoying the moment, the beanie boy slowly falling asleep on his chest.

"Goodnight handsome" he placed another kiss to the top of his head.

*Ding!*

Quackity's phone went off, Sapnap looked, it was Karl.

'Hi bubby!! It's going lmao, i miss you both so much too! I'll be home soon i promise! And when i do get home It's cuddle time! Hehe I'll talk to you soon quack baby! Tell sap i said hi and that i love him too! *mwah!*'

(8:17)

Sapnap smiled and put the phone back down to the side of him, smiling at the boy in his arms.

'Homework can wait'

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I absolutely LOVED writing this! I love Karlnapity! I hope you all enjoyedd! :]

[lepidopteragirl]

for the ask game c!quacky + fiances song :]

hi thes!!!! :D

quackity!!: OUGH ive got so many c!quackity songs its not even funny (i think my c!quackity playlist is like four hours long rn, and thats only bc i leave it at 69 songs for haha funny number), but ive been listening to hayloft ii for him a lot lately esp!!

also, one of my Opinions that might be controversial idk, is that eight by sleeping at last is a better song for c!quackity than c!wilbur (for whomst i will assign three until the day i die !!)

its c!q its c!q its him!!!! esp if you look at his friendship w slime!!!

fiances <3: so for a sad one, things we lost in the fire by bastille, bonus points if you think about that one shot of q standing in el rapids, or sapnap in kinoko in a hypothetical dream burning it down situation.

and for a more happy one :) the man with the axe by lorde reminds me a lot of them too, from q's pov

they are so special to me