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Vampire Diaries Universe: The 25 Best Characters, Ranked

For the first time since 2009, we’re entering a fall season devoid of any new offerings from the Vampire Diaries universe. And like Stefan Salvatore without his daily diet of forest friends, we’re insatiable.

Like so many longtime TVD enthusiasts (those of us to whom the word “thesmatos” really means something!), we’ve spent much of quarantine revisiting the weird, wonderful universe — from Mystic Falls to New Orleans and back again. We’re suddenly spending a lot of time with characters we haven’t seen in years. And we’re having a lot of feelings about them.

In celebration of the franchise’s 11th anniversary, TVLine has assembled another totally non-controversial ranking, this time of the 25 best characters from the Vampire Diaries universe — a category that also includes familiar faces from The Originals and Legacies. (In Legacies‘ defense, the franchise’s latest offshoot hasn’t been around as long to endear itself to us, but that didn’t stop four Salvatore School students from making their way onto our list.)

In lieu of new content from the TVD universe this fall, TVLine is looking back at our 25 favorite characters from the entire franchise, including stand-out favorites from its two spinoffs.

SPOILER ALERT: This ranking discusses major plot points from all three shows. If you haven’t finished The Vampire Diaries (Season 1-8), The Originals (Season 1-5) or Legacies (Season 1-2), proceed at your own risk. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

25. VINCENT GRIFFITH

Thanks to the magic of body swapping, the Mikaelson siblings have inhabited multiple physical vessels throughout the years, but none have remained in the family’s orbit quite like this Southern gentleman. Powerful, thoughtful and downright Shakespearean in his delivery (Yusuf Gatewood, ladies and gentlemen!), Vincent always has the greater good in mind. And as we learned in The Originals’ series finale, he helped Freya and Keelan pass that good along to the next generation.

24. LANDON KIRBY

Even though we’re still getting to know him, there’s already so much to like about this pure-hearted Mystic Falls townie. Not only is he the franchise’s first-ever phoenix, but he also looks like he could pass for Damon and Elena’s offspring — and that’s never a bad thing. We could tell he had a long future in this universe the moment he danced with Hope in The Originals’ final season. (So far, so good!)

23. JENNA SOMMERS

Like so many paved paradises, we didn’t fully appreciate what we had with Jenna until she was gone. Her death marked the end of Elena’s innocence — which is saying a lot, considering she was still mourning her own parents when The Vampire Diaries began. And if we’re being honest, Jenna was the ghost we were most excited to see again in the series finale. (For the record, Joseph Morgan has apologized on Klaus’ behalf for killing Jenna several times.)

22. TYLER LOCKWOOD

The First Son of Mystic Falls was kind of a jerk when we met him in The Vampire Diaries‘ first season. He was arrogant, aggressive and reckless — so it actually made perfect sense when he was revealed to be a werewolf. Fortunately, Michael Trevino’s character developed a little more nuance from that point on, especially via his Romeo and Juliet romance with Caroline. (After everything that’s happened since 2013, can you believe that they were once in a love triangle with Klaus?)

21. JEREMY GILBERT

Elena’s little brother (er, cousin?) went through a number of different, wonderful phases during his tenure in Mystic Falls. We loved him in The Vampire Diaries’ earlier seasons as the human embodiment of all things emo (he literally dated a ghost!), and we… um… appreciated his unexpected evolution into a shirt-ripping, wood-chopping vampire hunter.

20. CAMILLE ‘CAMI’ O’CONNELL

The Clarice Starling to Klaus’ Hannibal Lecter, this brave bartender was able to tap into the show’s darkest, most complicated character’s psyche in ways that no one named Mikaelson (or even Forbes) ever could. She helped him conquer a number of his demons in the few short years they spent together on The Originals, and like most people who play a significant role in Klaus’ life, she suffered the consequences. (Side note: Are we the only ones who really dug Cami as a vampire? Justice for that short-lived story arc.)

19. SHERIFF ELIZABETH FORBES

Of The Vampire Diaries’ many maternal figures, none put us through the emotional ringer quite like Caroline’s mother. We weren’t her biggest fans in the show’s early seasons, given her penchant for hunting the undead (including her own daughter), but hey, what was this show if not an endless series of redemption arcs? Also, if you don’t get a little choked up when Caroline felt her mom’s presence in the series finale, you don’t have a soul.

18. FREYA MIKAELSON

The long-lost fifth Mikaelson sibling was a little rough around the edges when we first encountered her on The Originals, but the poor woman was in the midst of escaping a centuries-long imprisonment, so we cut her a little slack. And we’re glad we did, because Freya has since become one of the strongest, most inspiring and all-around likable characters in the Vampire Diaries canon. #FreelinForever

17. MARCEL GERARD

While it’s easy to get swept up in Marcel’s charm and swagger (we were robbed of a second karaoke number, by the way!), it’s important to remember just how far back his time with the Mikaelson family goes. When you consider that Klaus literally freed Marcel from slavery and raised him to lead New Orleans as his right-hand vampire, it adds a whole other layer of tension to their passionate power struggle on The Originals. Though he’s treated like an unofficial Mikaelson sibling, Marcel often feels like more of a Mikaelson than Kol — and definitely more than Finn.

16. REBEKAH MIKAELSON

Arguably the funniest (and most glamorous) member of the Mikaelson family, the woman Damon once referred to as “Barbie Klaus” never fai to tell it exactly like it was, beginning with her thoughts on then-lovebirds Stefan and Elena. (“Honestly, I don’t get you two as a couple.”) And Bex only became more complex as the years went on, from her desperate desire for humanity to her undeniable love for Marcel. Just don’t call her insane — she prefers “spontaneous.”

15. ALARIC SALTZMAN

In hindsight, Alaric’s journey from hot history teacher to hot headmaster of a supernatural school makes perfect sense. Still, it was impossible to predict back in The Vampire Diaries’ first season just how much of an impact the man formerly known as Warner Huntington III would have on this franchise. A drinking buddy to some, a father figure to others and a literal father to a lucky pair, Alaric has truly woven himself into the fabric of this universe like few others. (That said, we still wouldn’t recommend dating him if you value your life.)

14. SHERIFF MATT DONOVAN

Only one full-blooded human survived all eight seasons of The Vampire Diaries, and you’re looking at him. The pinnacle of mortal goodness, this blue-eyed patriot hasn’t always been on the same page as his vampire brethren, but that’s only because he didn’t want to see any more his friends and family get eaten. And we can sympathize with that!

12-13. LIZZIE AND JOSIE SALTZMAN

Asking us to choose between Jo (by way of Caroline) and Alaric’s daughters is an impossible task, which is ironic, considering the Gemini twins are literally destined for a fight to the death on their 22nd birthday. Besides, these sisters have always felt like a package deal, from the moment we witnessed their birth on The Vampire Diaries to the day we reunited with them as teenagers on Legacies. (They also popped up in The Originals’ penultimate episode, putting them in the prestigious category of characters who have appeared in all three series.) Despite their inherent connection, Lizzie and Josie really have grown into two very different people, a journey we hope will continue for years (and shows) to come.

11. MALACHAI ‘KAI’ PARKER

The fact that this remorseless, pork rind-loving psychopath ranks so high on our list speaks volumes about actor Chris Wood, who brought a refreshingly sassy vibe to The Vampire Diaries’ sixth season. The guy was so likable, fans were even ‘shipping him with Bonnie… as if that poor girl hadn’t been through enough already! You also have to give Kai points for longevity — even after his head got knocked off, he managed to make two encore appearances on TVD (Season 8) and Legacies (Season 2).

10. HOPE MIKAELSON

As we mentioned with Lizzie and Josie earlier, we feel like we’ve watched Hope grow up before our eyes… because we have. Given the epic circumstances surrounding her conception, birth and upbringing, an adult version of this character had a lot of hype to live up to, and Danielle Rose Russell has proven herself more than up to the challenge. Imbued with her parents’ best qualities, Hope’s power and passion make her both a formidable foe and an invaluable ally. Besides, Legacies showed us what the world would be like without Hope, and it was not a good place.

9. HAYLEY MARSHALL

We can’t even think about this fierce, fearless mama wolf without shedding a single tear. Hayley’s story was basically one long tragedy, from her complicated marriage with Jackson to her tumultuous relationship with Elijah. And then there was her untimely demise in The Originals’ final season, which… actually, let’s not talk about that. From the moment she gave birth, Hayley’s heart belonged to Hope, and it was in her most extreme maternal moments that Hayley’s true strength was on display. That’s how we’ll remember her.

8. ELIJAH MIKAELSON

Suits? Pressed. Hair? Immaculate. Vocabulary? Thicc. With his smooth moves and cunning intellect, Klaus’ extremely respectful brother could do it all — well, except keep the people he loved from meeting horrific ends. (Seriously, this guy’s track record for dead lovers is right up there with Alaric’s.)

7. BONNIE BENNETT

Simply put, this is the witch you want in your corner when things go south. Endlessly powerful and selfless to a fault, Kat Graham’s character spent eight agonizing seasons sacrificing herself — often literally, hence her multiple deaths — in order to keep her friends and family safe. No amount of bloody noses or dead boyfriends could stop this badass from crushing her enemies.

6. CAROLINE FORBES

Getting smothered to death was honestly the best thing that could have happened to Caroline, who evolved from a basic, boy-crazy cheerleader into a bad-ass vampire overnight. And that was just the first phase of her franchise-long evolution into the empowered, globe-trotting mother of two she is today. She’s also responsible for all of The Vampire Diaries’ memorable musical moments, from her sweet song for Matt to her devastating performance at Sheriff Forbes’ funeral. (Now if only she’d pay her old pals at Legacies a visit…)

5. ELENA SALVATORE

She may not have Katherine’s chaotic flare, but Elena deserves credit for carrying much of The Vampire Diaries’ dramatic and romantic weight for six years. And for that pink hair she experimented with in Season 4. On top of that, Elena also rolled with the punches better than almost anyone. (You’re vampires? I’m a doppelgänger? Now I’m a vampire? Now I’m human again? Now I’m in a coma? Sure, let’s do this.)

3-4. DAMON AND STEFAN SALVATORE

Two sides of the same brooding coin, these brothers were as proficient at breaking hearts as they were at breaking necks. And while their love triangle with Elena will remain the stuff of TV legend, their relationship as brothers was revealed to be the real heart of The Vampire Diaries in its final two seasons. Honestly, it’s too hard to choose between them, so we’re not going to.

2. KATHERINE PIERCE

Come on, when were you not excited to see this leather-clad lunatic on your screen? Deliciously twisted and infinitely more interesting than her human doppelgänger, Katherine was behind many of The Vampire Diaries’ most jaw-dropping twists, from her iconic encounter with John(’s bloody fingers) to her long-awaited return in the series finale. Honestly, putting Katherine on hell’s throne in Season 8 was merely a formality — she was always a queen.

1. KLAUS MIKAELSON

The man, the myth, the legend. To think that the monster who slaughtered poor, defenseless Aunt Jenna on The Vampire Diaries is the same person who gave it all up to save his daughter on The Originals… well, there isn’t a clap slow enough to commend that kind of growth. (Again, Joseph Morgan is very sorry about the whole Jenna thing!) By the time Klaus evaporated on the streets of New Orleans, it felt like we had explored every conceivable nook and cranny of his existence, from his traumatic childhood to his fatal romances — and we relished every second of it.

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                                         ❝  VINCENT GRIFFITH ❞                

                                      BRUJO | PARTE DEL AQUELARRE FRANCÉS

                       ( “if you come after my witches again it is going to be a war.” )

biografía.

Un prodigio, un niño con demasiado talento, así fue como su aquelarre recibió a Vincent. Desde temprana edad el brujo se vio envuelto por la oscuridad de primera mano por su familia. Entendió al mundo y así mismo su don por los ojos y métodos de su familia en conjunto con los brujos Tremé. No tardó en protestar al no estar de acuerdo con la forma en la que se manejaba su aquelarre, aunque nunca fue escuchado, obligándolo a ser parte del círculo. 

Cuando creció, al fin pudo tomar sus decisiones: quería una vida normal y eso fue lo que se consiguió en la medida de lo posible, sin que ello implicara dejar de lado su naturaleza, pues intentaba cada día encontrar la forma de ser mejor que los brujos que le educaron y criaron. Dedicado como era se aplicó en sus estudios mágicos como en los universitarios, con anhelos de juventud pensó que todo lo que quería lo conseguiría en su vida.

A una temprana edad conoció a una chica tan vibrante como él, inteligente y alegre, vino a completar la vida de Vincent. Eva Sinclair vino a representar y a formar una etapa importante en la vida de Vincent, siendo testigo de sus mejores momentos tanto como los más oscuros. Sin preverlo ni anticiparlo, la pareja de brujos rompió las expectativas del aquelarre de brujos que estaban en contra de su relación. Alegaban que Eva no era la mejor influencia para Vincent y que a su vez el brujo no era la mejor compañía para la bruja, sin embargo, aquellos comentarios fueron simplemente ignorados por Griffith. Se casaron y el brujo no pudo pedir más en su vida, era feliz, estaba tranquilo y Eva era su mejor complemento pese a las arrebatadas ideas que pudiera tener, él siempre la neutralizaba.

Vincent pronto vio la rendición de los brujos ante los vampiros, recibiendo la noticia de que sería padre en un momento de caos, y por primera vez, decidió ir más allá de sus propios límites, optando por buscar otros métodos para asegurar la vida de su futuro hijo. Aquel deseo protector lo llevó a sumergirse en magia prohibida, incluso más oscura de la que su familia practicaba y con la que atemorizaba. Cruzó límites que no debió cruzar, tanto como lo hizo Eva, en su momento y que como ella, el precio de aquella magia les cobró factura, una demasiado grande.  Así, después de haber tenido todo a manos llenas, se vio un día sin nada, había perdido a su hijo y a su esposa, a la que ahora veía con su verdadera forma y a la que prefirió dejar encerrada antes de que permitir hiciera más daño. Él por su parte aprendió la lección, retomando el camino y arrastrando las consecuencias de sus acciones, entonces volvió aceptar que la magia no era un regalo si no una responsabilidad que si no sabías manejar te tragaba vivo.  

personalidad.

A este brujo le ha tocado asumir el rol de villano, héroe y hasta vengador, todo depende de que lado de la historia tengas que estar. Dicen que cada uno nace con un destino predeterminado, otros creen que es uno el que se forja su propio destino. Cualquiera de los criterios que se elijan, Vincent ha tratado por ambos caminos. Nació siendo un brujo, dentro de un aquelarre con ideales diferentes a los suyos, nació con talento para su naturaleza dada, con potencial para formar parte de la siguiente generación de brujos poderosos como su aquelarre.

Amaría tener una vida común y corriente, siempre lo ha buscado, pero persistentemente termina volviendo de donde huye. Vincent es terco, leal, ingenioso y confiable, con el resto y con el mismo. Los eventos en su vida turbulenta le han llevado a entender que, si no puede huir de lo que no quieres, entonces deberías abrazarlo y simplemente recibirlo tal como es y como algo que ocuparás a tu favor y en pro de los demás. Que su familia y similares desvirtuaran el uso de la magia no implica que él terminaría por el mismo camino. A diferencias del resto, Vincent se distingue por no utilizar a unos para salvar a otros. Es enemigo de los daños colaterales, lo ha vivido gracias a los Mikaelson y lo ha visto a lo largo de la historia familiar, como para querer aplicarlo. Ingenioso como es, se empeñará en encontrar otra solución, una más factible, con los daños menos posibles.

Tiene claro lo que quiere y para lo que lucha, es afable, buen amigo y consejero. Aguerrido y terco, así como radical con sus enemigos. Para Vincent Griffith no existen las medias tintas, tampoco las amenazas o los miedos infundados. Esa actitud, le ha llevado a ganarse la confianza de sus semejantes y el desprecio de muchos otros. La verdad es que a Griffith poco le importa los pensamientos ajenos, mientras él no defraude sus ideales o los suyos, el mundo puede girar.

datos personales.

Edad: 30 años

Fecha de nacimiento: 1 de mayo

Raza: Brujo

Grupo: Aquelarre Francés 

Lealtad: Davina Claire | El mismo

Aliados: The Gorgon y Aquelarre Nymph

relaciones.

aurora de martel | rivalidad, enemiga

bonnie bennett | buena amiga 

camille o’connell | buena amiga

davina claire | buena amiga, protegida

elijah mikaelson | trato cordial 

eva sinclair | ex esposa.

kellan ahearn | fricción 

los mikaelson | relación complicada 

lucien castle | rivalidad, enemigo 

klaus mikaelson | hostilidad 

zander byrne | protegido, pupilo 

datos relevantes.

Estuvo casado con  Eva Sinclair quienes terminarían esperando un hijo. Vincent buscó la manera de hacer la ciudad más segura para este pero su esposa terminó por perder a su esposa y bebé por la magia oscura.

Su cuerpo fue poseído por Finn Mikaelson sin su consentimiento o control, más tarde recupera su cuerpo.

Asistió a la boda de Elijah Mikaelson y Hayley Marshall. Observando la caída de todos vampiros del linaje de Klaus Mikaelson tras el suceso.

Durante las festividades decembrinas, viajó a diferentes partes del mundo. A finales de diciembre se encontró en París, Francia. Siendo víctima del retorno de su versión joven, desencadenando cambios en su línea temporal actual. ( x ) 

estado. 

personaje canon con el rostro de Yusuf Gatewood. OCUPADO. 

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I would love you forever if you bring us a Freya!

so would i !! bring us freya mikaelson !! we’d love to have here here !!

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“Hey man, it’s time to lock me up,” Marcel came up to Vincent, he had urges again and it was not looking good, he wanted to be safe from everyone and not hurt anyone he cared about. He did not want to try and bite Davina again.

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Riley Voelkel Compares The Originals and Hightown Roles

Riley Voalkel shares how her new role on Starz’s Hightown is different from her previous role as Freya on The CW’s The Originals. Also, will she ever return to Legacies? Hightown premieres on Starz on May 17, 2020.

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Closed // Witchy Troubles

Just another casual day of Amelia's life, a trip to New Orleans for an apparent much needed conversation which yet again ended in disappointment. Never once did anything go the way she wanted, he would never put her first and that meant she was done. A walk through the French Quarter was much needed, maybe a stop off at one of the bars and then she would be gone....again. Though there was a peak at her ears, a low mumble of what sounded to be magic. Most of her vampire life she had tried to avoid such a thing if possible but her mind was so lost right now it made her curious. Reaching the edge of the cemetery the brunette waited, one foot first almost as if she were afraid that it would throw her thirty feet backwards. Couldn't be too careful when it came to witches and their thirst for protection. Within moments she was circling the maze of tomb stones and crypts, eyes and ears focusing on what she thought might be a deep corner. She was in fact right, one of the darkest in fact. An array of candles laying there, with what appeared to me a man kneeling uttering words even she knew weren't being pronounced right and she was a few hundred years out of practice. Leaning against the crypt near, a slow muffled cough coming out of her before she spoke. "Chanting like that might cause more of a fire and explosion than actually do something useful. It's your tongue, your not curling the words enough. Have to be careful with such a dramatic spell you know, don't want to send body parts away with that magic your trying to push off."   

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vincentgriffith:

[text] Really? [text] Makes you wonder where they got that idea.. [text] I mean, I’m sure you had something to say to that.

[text] Yes really. [text] Apparently, I have a secret life of enjoying threeways. [text] I actually politely explained that I didn’t but they didn’t buy it.