#Venti pranking Xiao is my favorite thing

[stelar-time]

Modern Xiaoven AU where Venti asks Xiao to sit down because he wants to play a special song for him

it’s a Rick roll

[enemui]

⁉️What your favorite Genshin Impact character says about you🫵

🐰Amber: Your favorite Pokémon is Eevee and your favorite Sanrio character is My Melody.

🌹Lisa: You're not scared of smart women but you are scared of interesting women.

🛡️Noelle: You don't know shit and plan on keeping it that way.

🫧Barbara: You either sell or buy gamer girl bathwater.

🦇Fischl: You're quarter-delusional. Like, you are delusional, but sometimes you're aware that you are delusional.

☘️Bennett: You have a soft spot for miserable little creatures and you desperately need a bigger character trait than that.

🍖Razor: You love dogs, even if they're old, ugly little goblins.

🐱Diona: You love cats and hate alcohol. Those are two rare instances of you feeling strongly about anything.

🔮Mona: You were assigned financial irresponsibility at birth, and haven't managed to do anything to change your fate.

🗡️Rosaria: You think having a healthy biorhythm is overrated. You also look like a human cigarette.

🖌️Mika: You let your feelings of pity towards others control you.

🍀Klee: You're the fun parent. You probably own a spoiled pet.

🦴Sucrose: You actually love to talk, people just hate to listen.

🧪Albedo: You're gay and neurodivergent.

❄️Eula: You're weak to corporate tricks. You should really work on that.

🦚Kaeya: You're not known to have functional relationships and healthy coping mechanisms.

🦉Diluc: You think you could get an edgy boy to open up to you. You couldn't because the moment someone is even a little cold to you, you will cry.

🦁Jean: You always order the same thing from the menu. Not because it's your favorite, but because you're scared of trying anything new.

🍏Venti: If being horny and annoying was a sport, you'd be an Olympic athlete.

🐇Yaoyao: You can be sold anything with a cute mascot plastered on it.

🌶️Xiangling: You wonder how a lot of different things taste like and you need to be stopped.

🧊Chongyun: There's a great disparity between how you want to be perceived versus how you are actually perceived.

💦Xingqiu: You are knowingly annoying and don't plan to stop anytime soon.

🎸Xinyan: You're misunderstood, but you definitely don't make an effort to be anything else.

⚰️Hu Tao: Your self-proclaimed pranks have resulted in actual damages to people's mental and physical well-being.

🎼Yun Jin: You've projected onto your partner before to the point you lost the ability to identify their actual character.

🥥Qiqi: You aren't swayed by public opinions.

🐍Baizhu: Close the wikipedia tab with a list of terminal diseases, you're fine, just severely dramatic.

🏔️Shenhe: You've been in abusive relationships. Not sure if as the victim or perpetrator, but you were in them.

🎲Yelan: You'd be perfectly content as a housewife. Just do chores and read smut.

⚓️Beidou: You don't mind putting in the work to change things to be more to your liking.

💎Ningguang: You have no qualms sucking up to people for a bit of societal advantage.

🍤Keqing: You've entered relationships before, thinking you could change them. No, that absolutely did not go well for you.

⚖️Yanfei: It's not just your exes who suck, you have an entire toxic friend group.

🔔Ganyu: You have an elaborate power fantasy about quitting your job.

🫖Madame Ping: You're a classy lesbian.

⚙️Guizhong: You present your opinions as facts.

☁️Cloud Retainer: You've been in a situation when you've found your girlfriend's mom more attractive than your girlfriend.

🪽Xiao: You're non-binary and depressed.

🐉Zhongli: You need a man to kiss the back of your hand. Also you have a strained relationship with your father.

🍁Kaedehara Kazuha: You don't care about looks, only vibes. You're also addicted to adderall.

🍃Sayu: You are serious about the silly and silly about the serious. Sometimes it's funny, other times you deserve to be dropkicked into the sun.

🎁Kirara: You have a crippling addiction to adorable girls.

🦌Shikanoin Heizou: You are guilty of the "thinking with your dick/pussy". Don't try to deny it, you didn't even care until his birthday became a national holiday.

⚡️Kuki Shinobu: You have better things to do than a well-paying job, such as arson.

👹Arataki Itto: You are a size queen. You also think you're way more interesting than you actually are.

🎇Yoimiya: You've had a crush on the same person for the longest time and every time you think you're over them, they make a request of you and you jump on it like a dog.

👺Kujou Sara: You could probably use hormonal therapy.

🍡Thoma: You think appearances don't matter as long as he's nice. You're also a terrible judge of character, so all your exes are just overall shitty people.

🪭Kamisato Ayaka: You cannot survive without your established social circle. Were it not for the luxuries of civilization, you'd be dead in a ditch.

🧋Kamisato Ayato: You have no self-respect, if a slightly above average man tells you to do something, you'll do it.

🐕Gorou: You don't need a man, you need a dog.

🪸Sangonomiya Kokomi: You don't know how to dress well, but you really want a girlfriend who does.

🦊Yae Miko: You think as long as a woman is hot, she can do whatever the fuck she pleases.

🌸Raiden Ei: You've been in a relationship with an unmedicated mentally ill person and walked out of that experience having learned nothing.

🧞‍♀️Dori: The world would be better off without you.

🌻Tighnari: You have an attitude and you refuse to reign it in no matter how inappropriate for the situation it is.

🪴Collei: You either have no idea what you're doing or you should be in jail.

🪷Nilou: You live quite blissfully, but dealing with you isn't easy. This is called ignorance.

✨Layla: Your best exam results come from days when you showed up to class hungover and on 45 minutes of sleep.

���Faruzan: Your family broke the generational curse, which somehow had a negative impact on your character.

🪻Candace: You are the mom friend, but only because you have to be. Like, you're a mess, but you're a lot less of a mess than your friends.

🌺Dehya: You can draw yourself symmetrical eyeliner.

🃏Cyno: You probably have a good moral compass, but you still aren't easy to get along with.

🦅Alhaitham: You're, like, severely delusional. You either think he's like you or that you could be on good terms with him. Both of those are clear signs of delusional behavior.

🕊️Kaveh: I hate to break it you, but buying stuffed animals can't substitute for going to therapy.

☂️Wanderer: Most of the time, you're really cute, but you can be absolutely terrifying if you so choose. You're also trans.

💉Dottore: You're fairly submissive but if someone makes you mad, you'll make sure they regret it.

🌱Nahida: You're addicted to winning arguments. You don't even need to be right, you just need to feel like you've won, even if you resort to the method of wearing a person down until they no longer want to continue debating with you.

🌂Navia: You have leadership skills specifically in the "do as I say, not as I do" department.

🐧Freminet: You're non-binary and have anxiety.

🎩Lynette: You're very patient but you'd rather not be.

🪄Lyney: You have a dark secret and the dark secret is that you're actually a Danganronpa girlie.

🍷Arlecchino: You're not a good person but you genuinely don't think it's that bad.

⚔️Clorinde: You have fallen prey to misinformation on numerous occasions before.

🩹Sigewinne: You'd sacrifice your liver to keep a person happy.

🐺Wriothesley: You can be appeased by an act of hot girl shit.

🌊Neuvillette: You need a man to kiss the back of your hand. Also you have a strained relationship with your mother.

💧Furina: You're delusional. Could be affectionate, could be derogatory, it varies from person to person.

🦟Paimon: You don't know shit but you have an opinion on everything.

🐋Tartaglia: Your exes all belong in jail. So does your current and next partner. You never fucking learn, do you?

💰Pantalone: You don't need a healthy relationship, you need a sugar daddy.

🖤Capitano: You are, amongst other things, a monsterfucker. You want to be destroyed, but, like, lovingly.

🎀Columbina: You are a mix of a pomeranian and a Biblically accurate angel.

🎭Pierro: You are fatherless on an Olympic level. You don't need a father, you need a daddy.

💫Lumine: You're a hot girl. You're either stupid or evil, but you're a hot girl. If you're not a girl, you are a red flag.

☄️Aether: You have a crippling crop top addiction and you have no idea what to do with your hair.

🌌Dainsleif: You date people before getting to know them, but don't understand why you don't get along with your partners.

[xiaosonlybeloved]

Ginger hate club~

SKATER WARS- Profiles- Pt1- Childe's friends

masterlist || home

Ginger hate club- CHILDE'S friend group

ABOUT:-

Childe- In college, an absolute prankster I tell you, ginger, (i like gingers if they are childe) mediocre grades, only passes bc the smarties, aka Xiao and Diluc help him begrudgingly. Rich. Filthy rich. Aspiring skater, practices in secret. Totally does not admire our dear protag [name] in secret as well (he's totally a fan stan and simp guys)

Hu Tao:- Childe's best friend fr. If not for the fact that Childe is a ginger and Hu a brunette,you would seriously have thought they are siblings. Master prankster, even better than Childe. An absolute menace to society, favorite passtime is troubling Xiao with Childe and Venti. Suprisingly she still gets much better than average grades.

Xiao:- Emo boy no 1 . Topper i tell you. Loves mcr and all stuff dark. Has the nerve to watch absolutely terrifying horror movies with the group, and only he and hu are the ones not screaming their a*ses out. Claims to hate everyone but yall know he is secretly a softie. Oh also, he is the school male heartthrob. Obviously.

Diluc:- Emo boy no 2. School heartthrob no 3 (no 2 is Childe) topper no 2.basically xiao no 2 but taller, less emo, and attractive redhead. Despises Kaeya's guts despite being siblings, yet still looks out for him. Elder brothers am i right? Hobbies are cooking and skating, actually mostly everyone in the group can skate pretty well except for venti and hu tao.

Kaeya:- Menace. Loves drinking, more on the wild side like Childe. When he skates, its crazy skating. Loves doing dangerous stunts and shit, but he has those helmets and stuff on and they make him look so- if he doesnt manage to get Diluc absolutely mad atleast once in the day, then his day is not complete. Marks are good enough for him

Venti:-our favorite femboy, he is also mischievous but more on the sweeter side because he is just so adorable. Makes sure that his pranks and games dont hurt anyone (well not too much anyways). I doubt there anyone in the world who loves wine more than him. Anywhere, anytime, anyhow. Heck, he'll even bring wine to school in water bottle, thus he is high almost all the time. If he isnt high he isnt happy. Screams the most during horror movies.

taglist:- [open, send an ask or comment to be added] @duckyyyx

summary:- It's the National level Elimination Rounds for the World Skating Championships. You, [Y/N L/N], are the No. 1 skater in the Championships for a long time. It was effortless, really, since you had been skating from a young age. Naturally, you were rather pissed off when some random annoying ginger shows up out of literally nowhere, and soon threatens to steal your No. 1 spot. He rose up the leaderboards pretty quickly, much too quickly in your opinion. He was already at No. 2, for heck's sake! And that attitude of his... Good gods, don't even talk about it- he was simply insufferable. Not to mention that sky-high ego of his. You didn't hesitate to deem him your rival and enemy the moment you met him, and yet he kept trying to constantly befriend you. How irritating. Not to mention, you were juggling this entire skating thing with your school too. What happens when only one of you two can go to the international rounds of the Championships, and you both are determined to be the one? The tension between you two is higher than ever, but can something more possibly bloom from this simmering heat and rivalry?

a/n- i wrote too much didn't I, I apologise if anything is weird, this is my first time, i completely accept constructive criticism

[welcometoteyvat]

For the ask game,

Teyvat, Archon, Venti, and Freedom?

thank you for the ask!!

teyvat: which released region do you prefer and which unreleased nation are you most looking forward to visiting?

for released regions, liyue ofc; there's no way I wouldn't love a fantasy China and the favoritism mihoyo gives it in game goes a long way too lol. the events are super endearing (lantern rite cutscenes hello????) and the landscape is so yellowy autumn (favorite season) <33

aboveground chasm is probably my favorite subregion b/c of the colors the absolutely banger soundtrack and two very good archon quests (shoutout to perilous trail and dainsleif halfdan!!!!!)

Unreleased: honestly, probably Fontaine, I'm afraid of what's gonna happen with Natlan and Snezhnaya just makes me think of sheer cold 😖 sorry Childe I'll visit your hometown another day. I'm actually pretty excited about whatever water mechanics they're going to put in, swimming/diving would be dope lol like we get to go underwater there?? no more waverider?? hell yeah

archon: which nation’s known ‘ideal’ do you like the most: freedom, contracts, eternity, wisdom, justice, or war?

maybe eternity.. I feel like the archon ideals are always like "they appear to represent xyz at first, but actually..." and then they subvert that first impression, so I like makoto and yoimiya's interpretation of eternity and its counterpart transience :3 the whole thing about an eternal moment and keeping forever in your memories was a nice spin on the textbook definition of eternity. also I just really like the idea of the past as a place that you can't go back to

venti: which character(s) do you think you’d actually get along with if you were to meet in person and who do you think you’d actually dislike interacting with?

would smack xingqiu over the head with a book if I met him, I like him but dear lord his dynamic with chongyun makes me want to throw him off a cliff (<- person who hates practical jokes where the complaints of the person being pranked aren't taken seriously OTL)

if xiao decides to constantly be a downer while we're just chilling I would also dislike interacting with him (not his fault he's always pessimistic but man,,,,, get some therapy)

characters I would get along with.. yoimiya or tighnari? yoimiya is a talker which means that even if I can't make small talk she can, and idm people who can talk my ear off <3 tighnari because he's straightforward but no-nonsense, also touches grass and knows a lot about plants what more could someone want

other candidates would be shinobu (I feel like she's straightforward with her intentions and we could just hang out) and chongyun (simply because if we didn't get along I would be incredibly sad)

freedom: if you were blessed with a vision, which one would you want to have (and which one do you think you’d actually get)?

goodness I have no clue. in every version of reality I don't think I'd get a vision at all, hydro might be useful because water, probably would get either electro or dendro though

[vilapollo]

showing off your boyfriend online pt 2

pairing: Venti, Xiao, Tohma, Kazuha/gn!reader

tags: sfw-ish, fluff, lingerie mentions, sexual tension, modern au, drabble, tiktok trends, Venti crossdressing

notes: first of all, HAPPY NEW YEAR!! planning on emptying up my drafts for this month so here is a request by @kyana-chan . my fyp was filled with genshin content so it took me a while before i wrote this lmao. i wrote the first one bcos i was bitter with all the couples in my fyp then they were just gone after that. also, i suffered from writer's block so forgive me if this is a little meh ;u;

edit: edited Venti's part a little because i was too absent minded while writing this sorry ;u;

You and Venti often post about each other in your own social media profiles, though your contents aren't exactly the same.Venti is famous for his videos of singing short songs that are usually dedicated to you. In your profile, people could see the Venti doing the most nonsensical things like arguing with you about whether milk or cereal comes first or whether or not it's the index or pinky finger (which he insists is the pinky finger, by the way). He's also much more shameless than you, even getting into your phone and filming prank videos of you. One time, he decided to film a little video where he finally wore a lingerie that he bought a while ago as a surprise while you were out buying something from the convenience store. He filmed your reaction as soon as you got home, almost dropping the paper bags in your hand. Your face was so red that Venti was teasing and laughing at you even after he finished recording.

Xiao does whatever you ask of him when you try to make a video with him. It's truly adorable considering how people usually comments how you have the "scary dog privilege" with how intimidating Xiao looks most of the time despite his stature. Although he has an intimidating image, those videos wherein you prank him like that one time when you out too much salt into your soup and making him taste test it. He tried so hard to keep a straight face and told you it tasted amazing. You almost ran out of breath laughing your ass off from Xiao's blatant lie. Some of your followers' favorite videos are that wherein Xiao is the one who personally colors your hair. Though you aren't very confident with the colors, Xiao always manages to make the hair color suit you. You always praise him for his talent but Xiao convinces you that it's just because you're so perfect that any color would match you. Because of his talent for hair dressing, many people have asked if he could color their hair too if they paid him, but Xiao refused them, saying that he would only color your hair and no one else's.

Everybody labeled Tohma as the perfect male wife. And he's even proud that he holds such title. You always show off the dishes that he cooks, especially the lunches that he makes for you. And since everyone's mouths seem to be watering from the dishes he cooks, you were able to convince him to create his own account and post his recipes. People also adored the small handmade presents that he gives you for no reason at all. You did a small video of that wherein you showed the cabinet where you stored all of his presents like the small dog stuffed toy that he crocheted for you. Apart from those wholesome posts about Tohma, you also love filming how easily the man gets flustered. You decided to do a sexy dance trend in front of the poor man was suffering throughout the whole video. His eyes were tracking each and every move of your body as he breathed heavily, and many people went wild on the comments.

You introduced Kazuha to everyone by doing that one trend where you show what you "pulled". At first, it was a clip of you pulling the door to a room as a joke only to reveal Kazuha inside where he was playing a guitar. The next clip was a recording of him telling you the new poem that he wrote. And many loved him for that and asked for more and so you did. He claimed that he wasn't very good with writing poetries at all but he expressed his gratitude to your followers for liking the poetries that he makes. Many fell for that innocent exterior of him until you did one of those dance trends as well. He was passing by when he saw you dancing and, slowly, he approached you from behind and placed a hand on your hips before swaying with you. But that wasn't what revealed Kazuha's other side. People were going crazy at the way Kazuha stared at you, asking how come a seemingly innocent looking person could be able to make that face.

[dourpeep]

The men of Genshin as romance types:

This just kind popped up in my head after thinking about Xiao's characterization! I might add to this in the future, but for now it's just a small list of headcanons + a short blurb :>

Contains: Lots of fluff, lightly suggestive

Features: Albedo, Venti, Kaeya, Xiao, Zhongli, Childe, and Diluc

Note: you can be soft and still top btw, this is only for how they'd be romantically

Sweet:

Albedo

Albedo is also shown canonically to do little gestures like give people the sketch he did of them to see them smile, this man might seem kinda standoffish at first, but he's not cold

From his voicelines and story, we also know that Albedo is the type of person to think pretty deeply about everything around him

His brain goes 100 miles an hour with all the possibilities and scenarios he can think of

So with his s/o, the best thing that could happen is that he'll take the time to really slow down and unwind

Being a busy, busy man in pursuit of knowledge beyond anyone's comprehension, Albedo rarely gets time off (his sketches are considered research, in a way, no?)

So once he's finally at home, there will be lots of little shows of affection

Passing behind you, perhaps a light touch on your back or shoulder to let you know he's there

On a particularly rough day, he'll sit facing you with his forehead resting on your chest and just--take your hands and put them in his hair

Not really the type to pamper, but there's no doubt of his love

Probably the type of guy to like sitting close in silence

Maybe on the nights you cook, he'll come and wrap his arms around your waist, head leaning on your shoulder as he watches you work

Quietly, you lay on the couch tangled up in his arms, the soft sound of breathing and the light warmth you feel lulling you to sleep. It seems that, even though Albedo is left half asleep from a long day of research, he still continues to trace mindless little patterns on the back of your hand with his thumb. You shift, and he hums, pulling you closer.

Venti

The man’s been through so much, honestly

He's lost his closest friend, helped a rebellion usurp a tyrant, been through a war that lasted centuries, watched as another friend he'd known since birth fall to corruption (but ultimately was saved)

Point being, he's tired and just wants to have his fun

True to his nature, he likes to tease and poke at his s/o, but nothing that can't be undone (after all, a prank isn't funny if it's permanent)

Hand holding, is a must! Venti is a very affectionate person who isn't afraid to express his feelings when it comes to his s/o

Lots of smooches too! (Please smooch him back)

Speaking of hands and smooches, he's the type to bring your hand to his lips and give each your fingertips a little kiss. They've done so much for you and allow him the joy of holding them, so it's the least he can do!

His type of love is free and sweeter than the scent of cecelias, soft as the wind that kisses your skin

Really, he wants to be able to treasure you as much as he can in the time you have together

Today was a picnic date kind of day. A basket filled with fresh, ripe sunsettias and a few dishes you both worked together to make (mostly you, after what happened with Venti's apple cake) sat on top of a sturdy blanket laid on the grass. Head laid in your lap, the wandering bard strummed idly on his lyre, adding a lovely backdrop to an already perfect day.

Romantic:

Kaeya

Of course, the suave Captain doesn't stop with honeyed words

Mysterious as he is, he takes what he does in stride

If he could spend all his life entwined with you, he'd die a happy man

Kaeya is the type of partner to romance with candlelight and nighttime strolls on the beach

A little cheesy, yes, but all the more to sweep you off your feet

Flirty, he likes to take his time with his love and while he similarly treasures his s/o, it's in the way the fairytales are written

Perhaps a little cliche at times

Nevertheless, he's the type of partner to sweep you into a dance despite there being no music and dip you low (whether you both lose balance and fall is up to gravity)

He'll show his affection physically, whether through a quick kiss when you stop by the Favonious Knight's HQ, or pulling you close when you walk through a crowd on a market day

Teasing is also a big thing, if he can make you blush, his mission is accomplished

In privacy, expect his treatment to be the same--it wouldn't do any good if he leaves his dear s/o confused about how he feels

Once again, you take his hand and he sweeps you into a lively waltz, sweeping across the living room floor. Not once do his eyes leave yours. All he ever needs is the feel of you close and the rush of his heart in his chest that bubbles into something fonder when your laugh reaches his ears.

Xiao

Not the best with words, Xiao shows his love through his actions

Little gifts, helping now and then with commissions and clearing the road, he'll do it all with no expectation of thanks (should you thank him, he'll be extremely grateful for the recognition but also perhaps unsure how to react)

He doesn't tend towards physically showing affection to his s/o, so when he does, expect them to show his utter devotion

Often, Xiao questions what it is that he did to deserve such a love, but as soon as you appear in his view, it no longer matters because as long as you believe him to be worthy, why wouldn't he be?

His love is based deeply in trust. The heart is a fragile thing and to someone who's suffered so much in his lifetime, he guards it fiercely to protect himself

When he finally does allow himself the comfort of a relationship, he'll soak it up entirely

Nights spent stargazing on the top of Wangshu Inn, pinkies intertwined, or bodies held together tightly with the sweet exchange of breath

Every touch that he offers is gentle, reverent, and serves to remind him that what he's experiencing is real

He tried, really, for the thing on the plate to turn out the way that you usually make it. It's a far cry from what he remembers, but you set it down and bring your hands to his face. The sight of your beaming smile warms him deeply and he pulls you in close for a kiss.

Zhongli

Be still, my beating heart-

Just as he's full of information from the flowers of Liyue to the deepest cracks in the soil, he loves fully and unapologetically

He's lived through many eras and seen so much that it's hard to not want to express how he feels as he feels it

Deeply appreciative of whatever his s/o does and does for him

He indulges in every word, touch, feeling, and look- He's not a greedy man, but when it comes to love? There's a deep desire to feel it all

There are many ways that Zhongli expresses that love, a few being through your daily strolls through Liyue Harbor and the daily and nightly rituals the two of you have settled down into

His favorite is probably the mornings

There's something about waking up wrapped up in your lover's arms, head resting on their chest as the sun's warm beams shine through the windows that's utterly satisfying

Zhongli indulges in these little moments, favoring them over all else

Once in a while, he'll take you back to where your first date was to reminisce, perhaps even (jokingly) mention little embarrassing things either of you did

Zhongli watches as you sip at your drink and admires the way the sun compliments your eyes. You're preoccupied by the falling leaves, it seems, mentioning how they're just as brilliant gold as his. Though the feeling he feels is far from the excitement of butterflies, it has settled into a comforting sort of warmth that hopes you feel as well.

Passionate:

Childe

This man's love is wild like his personality

Loud, fun, and never quite predictable, he loves like a whirlwind and with an enthusiasm to match no other

Lots of teasing going on here, to make you blush or to mess with you, you'll never know

But it's his unapologetic fire that drew you to him to begin with

When he's not occupied with work, he'll drag you to go sight seeing

Every experience is a new experience, no matter if it's something that seems so everyday or not

His affection is in the form of tightly held hands (he doesn't want to lose you with how quickly he weaves through the crowd), well-placed winks, and kisses to steal your breath away

He also loves in a way that's fiercely protective. His job is a dangerous one and, with the way he's open with your relationship, his affection serves to protect you

But don't forget that despite his passion, he's a man who deeply treasures those close to him and, as his s/o, you'll be showered with only the best he can give you

It was only a quick break in your day, he'd assured, but it quickly became another round of seeing Liyue through his eyes. In the span of only an hour, you've already spotted an untouched patch of glaze lilies, sampled rich Li-style cuisine and fresh Yue-style cuisine, helped a young girl fetch her kite from atop a tree, and now are working your way (or rather, Childe is working your way for you) to a little area behind the busy streets to show you a pack of dogs he'd befriended. Fondly, you smile and watch as he beckons them out of hiding.

Diluc

Diluc lives for the way that his s/o brings the best out of him and, in return, he does the same back

He exudes the air of a gentleman with the way he shows his affection, but, whether intentionally or not, in an utterly enticing way

Being busy during the day with running the tavern and the winery as well as at night as the Darknight Hero (he insists you stop calling him that as well, but you don't miss the light flush of pride each time), the time he dedicates to you is left in the early morning long before you leave for the day and the evening as he settles just before he sets off

During morning time, he's often fond of running his hands over you, feeling each dip and curve, memorizing the way your hair falls and the way your lips curve when you smile

It's a quiet sort of passion

His love is expressed in the fond murmurs against your shoulder and head, sharing those moments of deep intimacy both physical and not

In the evenings, you both settle in front of the fireplace, sharing a drink or two

There's sometimes a certain look in his eye that sets your heart aflame in the dimly lit room, and sometimes he sets off a little later that night in lieu of a few more stolen moments with you

Diluc slides into your shared bed in the early hours of the morning, a bit later than usual. The shift stirs you just enough to wake up to two arms pulling you to his chest and a deep breath with his nose buried in your hair. He's no doubt exhausted. Eyes bleary, you turn until you're facing him and loosely wrap an arm around his waist. In the moments you're still half-awake, you hear a low murmur of 'love you' and you smile against his skin.

[gothyyy]

A/N: whoops I started writing genshin content and went on a tangent about childe with a trans partner

General relationship headcannons (all SFW) featuring: Venti, Xiao, Xingqiu, Chongyun, and Childe! + one random bonus character! (Gender neutral reader insert)

Venti•

I feel like you and him would spend a lot of time exploring, seeing as he has basically no money because he’s an archon

Venti’s ideal date probably consists of stealing wine from diluc’s tavern and drinking it out on a field somewhere where you can see the stars perfectly

Venti is no stranger to love, seeing as he’s been alive for thousands of years, but he really, truly thinks you’re the perfect one for him

He loves you with all his heart and soul and he just wants to make you happy

He doesn’t have a gender preference, he just loves you for you no matter your gender

venti absolutely loves it when you mess with his hair, braiding it or just fiddling with it, he just thinks it’s so cute

please cuddle with him he loves it so much

he loves singing for you, especially on those nights when you can’t sleep or when you have a nightmare

Xiao•

Oh boy

Just oh boy

At first, xiao doesn’t know what to make of these feelings, it’s all so confusing to him

Why was he, an adeptus, lovesick for someone? That certainly isn’t a part of his job as an adeptus

It used to annoy him how his heart would beat faster whenever he looked at you, the way he felt his face heat up when you got too close or even made eye contact with him

Once you and him get together though, he’s the softest being ever

He loves being able to hold you close and kiss you and love you

Sometimes he finds it difficult to be with you because he doesn’t want to hurt you

Xiao has been alive for so long and he has such bad karma he’s afraid of accidentally hurting you

Back to your regularly scheduled fluff

He still gets so flustered around you, seeing as he’s very romantically inexperienced, you were the only person Xiao was ever and will ever be able to love, and every day he reminds you how much he loves you

Xingqiu•

So we all know he loves reading and writing, so he probably confessed to you with a well written and romantic letter asking you to go to the nearby book vendors in Liyue harbor the following night

because this is a fanfic, you obviously decided to go meet him that night

He was waiting with your favorite flowers in hand, looking towards the ground and blushing

he’s so cute-

That was where he asked you out after a long night of spending time together, laughing and bonding as if you were already dating

As the sun rose upon Liyue harbor all he asked was “will you be my boyfriend/girlfriend/partner/[insert preferred term here]?”

sorry you’re not safe from his pranks

Chongyun•

CLUELESS LOVE

Like, he’s so clueless he barely even knows what love is, let alone what it feels like to be in love with someone

Whenever you’re around, he has to eat a popsicle to keep his emotions in check

He doesn’t understand why he got all nervous whenever you were around him, or why he found himself wanting to spend more time with you

He asked xingqiu what this feeling was and got teased relentlessly over it

PLZ WHERE ARE MY OTHER CHONGYUN LOVERS

I’m gonna write extra for this cuz our beautiful chongyun needs more content

How did he confess? Well,

It was probably on a rainy day, with you and him running around from building to building to shield yourselves from the rain

At one point, you ran ahead of him and grabbed his hand so he wouldn’t fall behind

Once you got to the next thing you’d use to keep out of the rain, he had to eat a popsicle just because he was so flustered

“I love you!” he most likely randomly blurted out, not knowing how to properly confess

After he starts to get more comfortable around you, he’s probably so cuddly and fluffy and he loves being around you and cuddling with you, like he wants to hold your hand always

please i love him so much

Childe•

mmmmmm

frankly i’m not sure how he’s gonna do as a partner

friends to lovers trope maybe? He seems like the kind of person who would not only tease his partner constantly, but where people would sometimes mistake him and his partner for friends (PLZ THATS WHAT I WANT)

he can be romantic when he wants to be, which i’m not sure how often that is

If you’re sad (and for my trans and enby friends if you’re feeling dysphoric!) he’s extra romantic and tries to make sure you’re as happy as can be

Childe is a sugar daddy okay

He just wants to make sure you’re feeling okay, and if you’re trans or enby he always makes sure you feel valid and comfortable in your body

allow me to elaborate because i’m going to go on a tangent about childe with a partner who isn’t cisgender because i love him and i’m a trans guy so yeah

trans boyfriend? he makes sure you feel like the most attractive man in the world, he’ll buy you binders and clothes you want to wear, he’ll find a nice place to get your hair cut, as soon as you come out to him he starts using the pronouns you prefer and if you don’t go by your deadname, he starts calling you by your real name immediately

BONUS CHARACTERS!!

Keqing•

i love her

this entire thing is just characters i simp for so-

Keqing works a lot, and you probably started as her assistant before she realized she had developed feelings for you

Occasionally she’d pry herself away from her work to ask you on a date

Of course, there’s no way Keqing can say no if you ask her out

[mossyythoughts]

Hey! Your blog is pretty cool, love your writings. As someone who is also aromantic, your fic about it made me cry.

Read that you're a shifter, is it okay if i ask about your experiences? And what methods you use to shift?

ello ello! i’m glad i have more aromantic people reading my blog- i feel like aromantic people aren’t discussed in media and it really really sucks :( i’m happy to provide though 😌

But sadly- i have not shifted yet 😔 learned about it last September so it’s been awhile, and has also given me time to perfect my script 👌🏾 While i haven’t met the Jade Dorm (Bennett, Razor, Chongyun, Xingqiu, Xiao, Venti, Xiangling, Fischl, Hu Tao and Xinyan) I have had memories from this specific DR that I wouldn’t mind talking about!!

Hu Tao rigging the cafeteria with glitter bombs and Ganyu getting on her ass

The kids (Iansan, Diona, Klee, Qiqi, Yaoyao, and Sayu) trying to get back at Hu Tao for a prank and the rest of the Jade Dorm being collateral damage 🥲

Ganyu standing in our dorm doorway with her face shrouded in darkness as she takes away our visions because it’s thunder storming and the excess energy could be a hazard 🤪

this one’s my favorite- we stayed overnight in a walmart and since I didn’t want scaramouche as a teacher, he’s a walmart employee and he hunted us down 😍

As i said i haven’t shifted yet 🥲 BUT!!! I’ve gotten the closet with the Julia Method and intention method! And by closet, i quite literally mean I felt my surroundings change and heard my DR room, but I decided that falling asleep would be best and damn that was my mistake 🤨 because I woke up in my CR

If anyone wants to know about my Teyvat High DR I could talk abt it for HOURS… I have so many funny things that happen there- i also am shifting to mha, shifting to genshin as the travelers (Lumine) girlfriend and the story progresses as it normally does, Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtles (LMAOO not proud of this one 😍), Ducktales (2017), Cookie Run Kingdom, yknow- the works~

[dopaminegyro]

hhsdhg didnt expect that to actually work but ill take any excuse to dump these somewhere 😈 this is gonna be a long post i apologize in advance (i found out how to add the cut thing so im doing that since this is so long ehe)

(i also fucked up the formatting at first but i made it easier to read now ljfsgdhf)

gonna start out with my second favorite category of my hcs, which is what everyone would wear during a sleepover (stole the idea from tiktok ehe)(i also stole some of these from what my bf said when we talked about them SDHFHF)

Zhongli: wears a dragon onesie that he got from hu tao (who burned his old pajamas bc she thought they were ugly hdhfgdg) and he pretends that he hates it and only wears it because he has nothing else and is broke but he secretly likes it 

Childe: he wants to sleep in only underwear but when he did it the first time eveyrone yelled at him so now he just wears his underwear and a t shirt that says women want me fish fear me (bonus: one time scaramouche crossed out the wo in women on his shirt as an epic sick prank because childe made fun of his creeper shirt. childe still has not commented on the sick epic prank and scaramouch cannot tell if he noticed or not) 

Scaramouche: plain shorts and a slightly oversized creeper shirt because he doesnt have anything else that fits and doesnt feel like getting a new one 

Diluc: batman t shirt and jeans because hes insane /j 

Kaeya: either a hoodie or a t shirt depending on if its cold or not, also leggings because hes also insane /j

i have a couple more but i wanna talk about some others and i might make another post with the rest eventually ok next category!!!! 

i dont have a name for this but i just call it the liyue family plus honorary problem childe venti (also stole some of these from my bf) 

-the “family” consists of zhongli being the “father” and xiao hu tao and ganyu being the “children” with honorary family members childe, who is ”father’s boyfriend” and venti being “honorary problem child who visits occasionally” 

-xiao just fucking despises childe 

-hu tao has a “days since xiao has bitten someone” counter and every time childe visits it resets 

-xiao is like all powerful n shit conquerer of demons n stuff but hes terrified of bugs 

-hu tao brings in some of the least disliked bugs i.e. ladybugs or butterflies purposefully just to make fun of xiao 

-zhongli and xiao try to keep hu tao and childe away from each other as often as possible because they both have such raw chaotic energy that they could probably take over the world in 3 days at most 

-ganyu is the responsible child of the family hu tao and xiao are the problem children 

-one time hu tao was fucking with xiao and brought in a rolly polly and xiao jumped on a table and started yelling at hu tao while pointing his spear vaguely in the direction of the rolly polly and then venti walked in and thats how he found out xiao does not like bugs

and now a bonus (not stolen) miscellaneous hc:

kaeya waxes his chest

if this post gets 3 notes ill dump some of my random genshin hcs /hj