#Ven Dyke

[goldpilot22]

ok so Ven and Threnody. yes normally Thren is an eldritch godthing and Ven is the unfortunate human who ended up as her warlock / being semi-possessed by her / being touched by The Horrors thanks to her (depending on au) but.

in the Magnus Archives au I made of them, they're both mostly human. and both very gay. yes Threnody is still married, Ven is basically the side chick who catches feelings. also there's a cult involved. it starts out as semi toxic not yuri and slowly becomes nontoxic (albeit unhinged) yuri. and they both do a little arson and murder.

(yes I traced this from a Project Sekai comic. I was doing that for a while to get out of artblock.) from left to right - Ven, Threnody, and Rin (Threnody's wife.) two Desolation avatars and a Stranger avatar who also is heavily aligned with the Spiral. normalest throuple you've ever seen /lying

So do you have a niche / unconventional / crossover / crack oc ship? Like a pair of ocs who you definitely wouldn't think to ship at first? Like something that might make you ask what's the thought process behind it? Just unusual? From different stories completely with very little canon chance of meeting? Tell me about it

[DISCLAIMER: Talking about two consenting adults.]

[boyohazard]

About for Mobile!

- Valentine System, particularly Eddie, Wade, Ven, Gideon, Lucas, and Charlie.

- The body is 28 (we’re all the range of like 20-35)

- We’re white and American.

- We’re dirty commies, and we hate the cops and the military and the government.

- We’re all mlm/nblm, except for Gideon, who’s a big butch dyke.

- They/them and he/him are acceptable for all of us.

- We use the words “faggot” and “dyke” to identify ourselves, so if that makes you uncomfortable, you’re better off not following.

- OSDD, Autism, ADHD. Mentally ill as fuck.

- We love Rammstein, MCR, the Locked Tomb series, John Dies at the End, Star Trek (esp OS and DS9), and Resident Evil.

- We will love you forever if you tag us in posts about chickens, weird mammals, Deadpool, EEnE, Leon S. Kennedy, TLT, Rammstein, JDatE, Nog and Bashir from DS9, Muppets, drag, and things you think we would find funny/interesting.

- We hate Harry Potter and its fans with a burning passion. DO NOT INTERACT with us if you like/post Harry Potter. Just say you prefer your nostalgia over a mediocre children’s book series than the wellbeing of trans people, POC, Jewish people, and disabled people. Fuck you personally.

- I love my boyfriend so fucking much and I'm so gay for him. I love you, Static. I love you so much. - Wade

[trapper-faggot]

Ven diagram of my alters and the circles include "weird depressed artists", "snarky bastards", "dykes" and "religious trauma"

[docilelace]

Name: 愛吏 (Airi), Lamina, Deareste, Moe, Lovelace, Belladonna, Ambrosia, Devoure, Amore, Ophelia, Cherubim, Dovesong, Carnamor, Cupid, Freya, Vivienne, Claudia, Juliet, Heartlove, Desiree, Puppylove, Bonnie, Gentle, Lovyre, Luvysia, Rosemary, Persephone, Aphrodite, Catherine, Heartsick, Sena, Numine, Vurity, Asylum Pronouns: Shi/Hir, Ki/Kiss, Gore/Gores, Cut/Cuts, Blood/Bloods, Slit/Slits, He/Heart, Sin/Sins, Sweet/Sweets, Ve/Ven/Venus, Bite/Bites, Lo/Love, Che/Cher/Cherish, Blae/Blade, Brui/Bruise, Si/Sick, Kni/Knife, Sh♡/H♡r, H♡/H♡m, 🎀/🎀s, Cor/Corpse/Corpses, Cu/Cure, Muse/Muses, Ro/Rot, Chu/Chus, XOXO/XOXOs, Val/Valentine, Luv/Luvs, De/Dear, De/Devote, Ro/Romance/Romantic, Pi/Pink, Darl/Darling, Melan/Melancholic, Sh🎀/H🎀r, Sav/Saviour, Horror/Horrors, Sie/Sier Age: Chronofuck, Permateen Gender: Transfeminine, Girlthing, Jiraikeic, Cariadore, Seruadoric, Slaughtergirlf, Deaddovegender, Bodyhorroric, Cosmeldriem, Hyfem, G?rlfreak, Genderheart, Arranchere, Gorture, Cannifreak, SweetBFGirlic, NPDAngel, Sunguardian, Prettycorpse, Cannibitch Orientation: Aspec, Lesbian Species: Human Typing Quirk: N/A, Sometimes Third Person Other: Hypersexual

CisIDs: Japanese, Black Hair, Brown Eyes, ASPD, NPD, BPD, PPD, Obsessive, Controlling TransIDs: TransHarmful, TransKidnapper, TransRapist, TransForcedPet, PermaSH, TransBeansSH, PermaDating, TransMarried, Suicidalflux, TransHeartPupil, TransFangs, TransSHScars, TransHyperromantic, TrisYandere, TrisLandmine, PermaInLove, TransNoEmpathy, TransConsang, TransBigSister, TrisLovesick, PermaBandaged, TransPsychiatricHold, TransSexAddict, TransPiercing, TransMAP, TransManipuLover, TransCultLeader Paraphilias: Hebephile, Biastophile, Somnophile, Emetophile, Omorashi, Erotophonophile, Dacryphilia Other: Sadist (Sadomasochist in denial)

Role: Sexual Alter, Paraphilia Holder Source: Airi Sezaki (Kitanai Kimi ga Ichiban Kawaii) Likes: Hina-Chan, Gore, Making Hina-Chan Humiliated Dislikes: Being Humiliated, Having Hir Image Ruined Other: Dyke Faggot Appearance: Canon

[focsle]

Vendryth Bio

HELLO here I am with one of my Gigantic Character Bios.

Basics

Name: Vendryth

Nickname: Ven to friends. He also has a number of tacky nicknames in the various small localities he helped out over the years: The Golden Traveler, The Dragon, Trollslayer, Midwinter Hero, ET CETERA ET CETERA. To Neris he is ‘Grandpa’.

Age: Died at age 326. Born 1E 2594, died in 1E 2920. Is Neris’s resident ghost as of 2E 582.

Gender: Man

Race: Dunmer

Class: Battlemage and restoration master

Physical Traits

Height: 6ft

Weight: 210 lbs

Hair: Auburn, pulled back in a long braid.

Eyes: Red

Skin: Dark blueish grey

Distinctive features: Full Van Dyke-style beard. A lot of assorted scars from 300+ years of Fighting Things. Really big gaudy dragon tattoo on his chest.

Mannerisms: He has a confident ease moving and existing in the world, and he definitely takes up space in a lounging sort of way. He also tends to relate to people physically—SHOULDER SLAPPER sort of guy.

Voice: Friendly and booming. Bit gravelly but refined.

Fashion: He likes ornate armors and likes to keep ‘em shiny. In the day to day however, he dresses very simply...keeps his shirt collar as open as possible...

Emotional Traits

Personality: He’s very personable and very willing to help people, to the degree that he is prone to butting into situations that initially don’t involve him. He almost never turns down requests for help and can quickly shift to adapt to situations that call for his attention. He tries to behave honorably, though he hasn’t always done so in his interpersonal relationships in the past and is awkward in coming to terms with that.

Likes a good time. Is boisterous and rollicking and sometimes has an air about him that he doesn’t take things seriously, even though as said above, he can rapidly switch gears to handle grave situations. He’s chummy with everyone. A bit flirtatious & slutty. A pro at entertaining swaths of children. Good at calming horses.

He’s very vain, though not arrogant. He’s surprised if someone isn’t impressed by him, but not upset or offended. He does Heroics partly because he has the ability to and thinks it's the right thing to do, but also because he likes the attention. Likes being fawned over. Doesn’t wanna wear a helmet to cover his pretty face.

Religion / Belief system: He more-or-less adheres to the Tribunal (much to the chagrin of Grandson Neris). He doesn’t believe them to be Actual Gods and thus doesn’t ‘worship’ them, but does recognize and respect them as powerful leaders and has no problem serving their will when it comes to the defense of Morrowind. He later became one of Vivec's Buoyant Armigers, and was quite reverent to both Vivec and Almalexia.

He’s wary of all Daedra. Just expects them to be troublesome and either doesn’t involve himself or actively works against them. He’s pretty straight-laced about all that.

Lifestyle

Background: He was born into a minor family in House Telvanni. Despite his lack of Notable Lineage, he proved to be very magically adept, especially in matters of restoration magic. In his early 20s he married a woman named Tendreni Ilyiil. Their marriage was a strategic one centered more on solidifying future power than anything else—his skills, and her more powerful family connections. It didn’t work out, particularly as Vendryth’s interests turned more towards being a healer rather than the acquisition of knowledge or power. He wasn’t good at communicating that it wasn’t working out however. He decided instead to simply abandon Tendreni and their infant child and forgo any connections to his house. While he would come to regret that action as he got older, he never made amends, feeling too much time had passed for it to mean anything.

Over the decades he worked with both the Mages and Fighters guild, intensely studying Restoration but also battle techniques and becoming quite powerful through the ranks as a result. Initially he took contracts through the Fighter’s Guild to assist people. Then he became a bit of a Freelance Hero around Tamriel, chasing the high of Minor Glories in numerous regions. His mastery of Restoration magic enabled him to slow his aging considerably.

His work took on a more concentrated effort when he was a little over 100 years old, in defense efforts against the first Akaviri invasion that earned him recognition among his peers. He would continue to serve in Morrowind's military for a time, and then more specifically for Vivec as a Buoyant Armiger. Through this work he had the flexibility to continue his Pro Bono Heroics around Tamriel, but would respond to calls back home when needed.

By 2840 he was back to his military engagements, operating as a high-ranking healer during the Four Score War. While certainly not always on the front, he was involved for the entire 80 engagement and managed to live through it as a decorated veteran. Unfortunately when Mournhold was sacked shortly after, Vendryth lost his head to one of Mehrunes Dagon’s army while trying to heal someone.

He had an honorable burial in Necrom, though not in the Ilyiil tomb. However, simmering generational anger over his initial abandonment of his first family led to his ghost being tracked down by Ilyiil ancestor spirits who then bound him to protect the family tomb. He was there for 600 years, and lost considerable parts of his memory and identity as the notion of being stuck there for eternity became intolerable and his emotional and mental state deteriorated. He was forgotten by everyone, beyond a few obscure scholars of specific military history, as the people who remembered him died. He became a very angry and violent spirit until he ran into Neris who was reconciling with his own feelings about his family and sense of abandonment. Neris ended up helping to free Vendryth and established a shrine for him in his own house. Kindred spirits in many ways, Neris’s companionship helped Vendryth get a lot of himself back, and Vendryth also helps Neris take his final steps away from House Telvanni.

Place of residence: In life he lived in a fancy Hall just outside Mournhold. As a ghost he hangs out in a dedicated corner of Neris’s library in Middle Of Nowhere Vvardenfell.

Occupation: Local Hero™, Buoyant Armiger, battlefield healer

Habits: He’s very particular about his appearance...a Preener. Will absolutely fuss over his reflection in a breastplate he’s shining. Winds down with smoking assorted combos of psychoactive herbs in the evenings. Tends to touch people’s arms or has a hand on their shoulder or something when he’s talking to them.

Hobbies: Adventuring (and long walks through impressive landscapes), gathering up all the local rumors, fishing, musical inclinations, reading a small always-rotating collection of books he finds in his travels and then leaves at the last inn he stayed at once he finishes them.

Likes: Campfire stories or collective songs i.e. activities that include a lot of people, theater, retelling his adventures, being recognized, quaint little towns with warm rooms.

Dislikes: Having to be sneaky or anonymous in any way (he’ll DO subtlety and anonymity if it is required of him but UGHHHH!), having to constantly confront the mortality/death of people around him, feeling ‘kept’ by anyone, losing sleep for any reason, having to skip meals.

Goals: His interests move from ‘I want people to know who I am and I want stories to be told about me’ notions of fame, and as he gets older it turns more into ‘I want to do what I feel is right and will help people���. He always appreciates public admiration and relishes in it, but ends up feeling a greater responsibility over where he stands in life and how he can contribute.

Relationships

Orientation: Straight, ish. He’s attracted to women, but he’d be flattered and wouldn’t necessarily say no if propositioned by another gender. But the actual attraction wouldn’t be there.

Relationship status: Had a long string of romances and families across the continent, as well as one dedicated long-term partnership with a General in the Four Score War that was his last relationship. As a ghost…..he’s a ghost…

Notable Relationships:

He fathered 37 children (that he knows of) over his first couple centuries. While he was never completely absent, he definitely wasn’t involved in parenting. He’d write everyone, he’d make sure everyone was materially supported, he’d show up and stay for a few weeks at a time with gifts and stories, but wasn’t much of an Active Partner. He very much considered everyone family and had no personal sense of relationship decay over time; this was met with varying degrees of agreement, acceptance, indifference, sorrow, anger, and resentment across all the different parties.

He grew to be a more somber man once he realized he was outliving them all. Not just partners, but a number of his children too.

Tendreni Ilyiil: His first wife. Their relationship was one of circumstance, duty, and politics. They were quite formal with each other, and had differing senses of ambition. When Vendryth left Tendreni was furious about it, largely because of the principle of the thing rather than because she experienced much hardship without him (though raising an infant more on her own was something she was very angry about, though there was family help for her there). She didn’t feel a loss with him gone. She thought he was a childish coward and wrote him off almost immediately for it. She moved on, but her parents harbored a more significant grudge, as did her child to an even greater degree, especially as Vendryth’s name became more widely known and celebrated. These ancestor spirits, rather than Tendreni, were the ones who ended up binding his ghost to the tomb.

Neris Ilyiil: His great great great great grandson, of Tendreni’s line, who ended up saving him from his spectral imprisonment. Vendryth is very fond of Neris and sees quite a bit of himself in the boy. He loves exchanging adventure stories with him, even though Neris’s tend to be a bit different. He’s grateful for Neris’s help and is also more than willing to provide a sense of encouragement, family, and guidance to him. 600 years in a tomb means he lost the threads of all the rest of his family members and doesn’t know where any other descendants are. As a result he’s really close to Neris because Neris is the only thing that makes him feel like he still...Existed at one time.

Lady General whom we are still working on a name for: A General who Vendryth served under in the Four Score War. She initially thought he was underwhelming which he found…completely baffling and intriguing and his conclusion was ‘she is underwhelmed by me not because I’m NOT great, but because clearly she has done something greater and now I need to find out about it’. Was deeply curious about her from the beginning. Rather than his earlier relationships that were built on initial physical attraction and his usual ‘I am going to charm her with my Gallant Hero Energy’, he grew close to her out of circumstance first and then utter respect and admiration for her as they worked together. She was his sense of grounding through the whole war and was the first person he was actually In Love with. He hoped the relationship would continue beyond the war—that he kept thinking would end the next year, and then the next year, etc. It was unrelenting and he likely wouldn’t have stayed if not for this partnership. He felt it was worth all the enduring hardship. She saw to his burial after the destruction of Mournhold.

[mydreamswu]

Qué le pasa al movimiento LGBTQ+?

Qué está sucediendo con las nuevas generaciones que no están entendiendo NADA!

La lucha histórica y progresiva por el reconocimiento de nuestros derechos civiles, ha sido larga, dolorosa y un baño de sangre en muchas latitudes.

La pelea por NO ser discriminados, por quitarnos el estigma de enfermos mentales y por conquistar derechos humanos básicos y trato igualitario ha costado años de esfuerzo colectivo y valentía individual.

Noto con tristeza que estas generaciones de jóvenes homosexuales, lesbianas, queers, trasvestis, transexuales y X e infinita subcategorización empiezan a comportarse como una masa totalitaria y consentida.

Regreso al caso aberrante del trato a Jodie Comer. La actriz no “les debe” pronunciamiento, ni disculpa alguna. Ven el absurdo al que están llegando?, y la paradoja que están creando?, ahora estamos pretendiendo dar el trato inhumano a los heterosexuales a que fuimos sometidos!!!

Y esto debe cesar. La lucha fue por la igualdad y la NO DISCRIMINACION, y sabes que gay/joto/lesbiana/dyke/queer/transvesti etc estás bien mal de tu autoestima sobrevictimizandote porque otra persona viva plenamente SU libertad sexual y todas sus preferencias!!!!!!

Agarra tu arcoiris y metelo al cajón o al clóset porque te estás comportando de forma irracional y dictatorial, NO tienes derecho a inmiscuirte ni a investigar la VIDA privada de NADIE! Solo eres responsable de TU vida y tus elecciones.

Dejen de hacerse víctimas de algo que NO lo son, es absurdo querer que TODOS sean liberales de izquierda, o bisexuales u homosexuales o que trabajen en representaciones artísticas solo si son del colectivo, no mamen!

Vamos muy rápido para atrás con actitudes tan imbéciles solo se atora el progreso, porque ustedes los estadounidenses que andan con estos boycots ridículos NO piensan que en muchos países aún es delito ser homosexual o lesbiana, que aún no se conquista el reconocimiento a formalizar a nuestras parejas, etc.

Y en su pendejo egoismo solo ven “apoya a Trump” “me hiere”. Gente pendeja y perdedora habemos homosexuales consevadores que estamos en partidos políticos de izquierdas y de derechas!

Abran los ojos! Generación de cristal

🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

[elcinelateleymickyandonie]

Barbara Rush.

Filmografía

Cine

- Los Goldberg (1950) como Debby Sherman

- Quebec (1951) como Madelon

- La Primera Legión (1951) como Terry Gilmartin

- Cuando los mundos chocan (1951) como Joyce Hendron

- Flaming Feather (1952) como Nora Logan

- Príncipe de piratas (1953) como la condesa Nita Orde

- Vino del espacio exterior (1953) como Ellen Fields

- Taza, hijo de Cochise (1954) como Oona

- Magnífica obsesión (1954) como Joyce Phillips

- El escudo negro de Falworth (1954) como Meg

- Capitán Lightfoot (1955) como Aga Doherty

- Beso de fuego (1955) como Princesa Lucía

- Mundo en mi esquina (1956) como Dorothy Mallinson

- Más grande que la vida (1956) como Lou Avery

- Vuelo a Hong Kong (1956) como Pamela Vincent

- ¡Oh hombres! ¡Oh mujeres! (1957) como Myra Hagerman

- Sin pago inicial (1957) como Betty Kreitzer

- Los jóvenes leones (1958) como Margaret Freemantle

- Harry Black y el tigre (1958) como Christian Tanner

- Los jóvenes de Filadelfia (1959) como Joan Dickinson

- The Bramble Bush (1960) como Margaret 'Mar' McFie

- Extraños cuando nos encontramos (1960) como Eve Coe

- Fecha límite: San Francisco (película de televisión de 1962)

- Ven a soplar tu cuerno (1963) como Connie

- The Unknown (película para televisión de 1964) como Leonora Edmond

- Robin y las 7 capuchas (1964) como Marian

- The Jet Set (película de televisión de 1966)

- Hombre (1967) como Audra Favor

- Estrategia del terror (1969) como Karen Lownes

- Mannix (serie de televisión de 1969, S2Ep06 'Una copia del asesinato') como Celia Bell

- De repente soltero (película para televisión de 1971) como Evelyn Baxter

- Cutter (película para televisión de 1972) como Linda

- Los ojos de Charles Sand (película para televisión de 1972) como Katharine Winslow

- El hombre (1972) como Kay Eaton

- Moon of the Wolf (película para televisión de 1972) como Louise Rodanthe

- Crime Club (película para televisión de 1973) como Denise London

- Peege (corto de 1973) como Mom

Superdad (1973) como Sue McCready

- Tontos, mujeres y diversión (película para televisión de 1974) como Karen Markham

- El último día (película de televisión de 1975) como Betty Spence

- Death Car on the Freeway (película para televisión de 1979) como Rosemary

No puedo detener la música (1980) como

- Amantes del verano (1982) como Jean Featherstone

- La noche en que cayó el puente (película para televisión de 1983) como Elaine Howard

- A su servicio (película para televisión de 1984) como Barbara Stonehill

- Web of Deceit (película para televisión de 1990) como Judith

- El beso de la viuda (película para televisión de 1996) como Edith Fitzpatrick

- El peinado de mi madre (corto de 2006) como Destino

- Corazones sangrantes (corto de 2017) como Barbara Irons.

Créditos de teatro

- El Balón de Oro (1937) debut en el escenario

- The Little Foxes USC Santa Barbara, 1948 y 1975

- Antonio y Cleopatra (1950) Teatro de Pasadena

- Stock de verano (1951) con Anthony Perkins

- La loca de Chaillot (1951) con Jeffrey Hunter

- La voz de la tortuga (1953), con Jeffrey Hunter

- Siempre abril (1969)

- Gira nacional de 40 quilates (1969-1971,1972)

- El cuatro con cartel (1971)

- La insumergible Molly Brown (1972)

- Las mariposas son libres (1972, 1981)

- Private Lives (1973) gira nacional con Louis Jourdan

- Gira nacional del Día del Padre (1974) con Carole Cook

- Toques finales (1974, 1978)

- Fiebre del heno (1975, 1980)

- Los hijos de Kennedy (1975, 1976)

- Especies en peligro de extinción (1976)

- Gira nacional a la misma hora, el próximo año (1976-1978)

- Noche de la iguana (1978)

- Ramitas (1980)

- The Supporting Cast (1982) gira nacional con Carole Cook y Sandy Dennis

- Espíritu alegre (1982-1983)

- Genio discapacitado (1983)

- Mujer de medios independientes (1983-1988) Broadway y gira nacional

- Steel Magnolias (1988-1989) gira nacional con Carole Cook, June Lockhart y Marion Ross

- Cartas de amor (1990-1993)

- Monólogos de la vagina (1995-1997)

- Un delicado equilibrio (1993)

- La edad de oro (1997)

- Hazme un lugar en Forest Lawn (2002-2007).

Televisión

- Lux Video Theatre (1954-1956, 4 episodios) como Cathy / Ruth / Charlotte / Joyce Gavin

- Playhouse 90 (1957-1960, 2 episodios) como Liz / Clara

- La undécima hora (1962, 1 episodio) como Linda Kincaid

- Saints and Sinners (1962-1963, 4 episodios) como Lizzie Hogan

- The Outer Limits (1964, 1 episodio: " Las formas de las cosas desconocidas

Dr. Kildare (1965, 2 episodios) como Madge Bannion

- El fugitivo (1965, 2 episodios) como Marie Lindsey Gerard

- Custer (1967, 1 episodio) como Brigid O'Rourke

- Batman (1968, 2 episodios) como Nora Clavicle

- Peyton Place (1968-1969, 75 episodios) como Marsha Russell

- Mannix (1968-1975, 2 episodios) como Rebekah Bigelow / Celia Bell

- Marcus Welby, MD (1969-1972, 2 episodios) como Dorothy Carpenter / Nadine Cabot

- Medical Center (1969-1974, 4 episodios) como Claire / Pauline / Judy / Nora Caldwell

- Amor, estilo americano (1970, 1 episodio) como Carol (segmento "El amor y el motel")

- The Mod Squad (1971, 1 episodio) como Mrs.Hamilton

- Ironside (1971-1972, 2 episodios) como Lorraine Simms / Mme. Jabes

- Night Gallery (1971, 1 episodio) como Agatha Howard (segmento "Cool Air")

- Maude (1972, 1 episodio) como Phyllis 'Bunny' Nash

- Las calles de San Francisco (1973, 1 episodio) como Anna Slovatzka Marshall

- El nuevo show de Dick Van Dyke (1973-1974, 3 episodios) como Margot Brighton

- Cannon (1975, episodio "Lady on the Run") como Linda Merrick

- La mujer biónica (1976, 1 episodio) como Ann Sommers / Chris Stuart

- Los misterios de Eddie Capra (1978, 1 episodio)

- Fantasy Island (1978-1984, 3 episodios) como Mildred Koster / Kathy Moreau / Professor Smith-Myles

- The Love Boat (1979, 2 episodios) como Eleanor Gardner

- Los buscadores (miniserie de 1979) como Peggy Kent

- Flamingo Road (1980-1982, 38 episodios) como Eudora Weldon

- Knight Rider (1983, 1 episodio) como Elizabeth Knight

- Magnum, PI (1984-1987, 2 episodios) como Phoebe Sullivan / Ann Carrington

- Murder, She Wrote (1987, 1 episodio) como Eva Taylor

- Los corazones son salvajes (1992, 1 episodio) como Caroline Thorpe

- All My Children (1992-1994, 35 episodios recurrentes) como Nola Orsini

- La ley de Burke (1995, 1 episodio) como la jueza Marian Darrow

- The Outer Limits (1998, 1 episodio) como Barbara Matheson

- 7th Heaven (1997-2007, 10 episodios) como Ruth Camden.

Créditos: Tomado de Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Rush

#HONDURASQUEDATEENCASA

#ELCINELATELEYMICKYANDONIE

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Bandi: Where's The Buttons?

Y/n: Oh, No. They Installed Voice Recognition Technology In This Lift, They Have No Buttons.

Bandi: ... Voice.. Recognition.. Technology..? In A Lift..? In Scotland?

Y/n: Well This Isn-

Bandi: You Ever Tried Voice- Recognition Technology?

Y/n Shrugging Their Shoulders: No..

Bandi: They Don't Do Scottish Accents..

Y/n: Eleven!

Elevator: Could You Please Repeat That?

Bandi: Eleven!

Y/n: Eleven, Eleven!

Bandi: Eleven!

Elevator: Could You Please Repeat That?

Y/n: EL-EV-EN!

Bandi: Whose Idea Was This..? I Need To Try An American Accent. E-Eleven~ Eleven~

Y/n: That Sounds Irish, Not American.

Bandi: No It Does Nae' E-Eleven~

Y/n: Where In America Is That? Dublin?

Elevator: Im Sorry, Could You Please Repeat That?

Y/n: Try An English Accent. 𝐂𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐭 Eelevein~Eelevein~

Bandi: You From The Same Part Of England As Dick Van Dyke?

Y/n: Let's Hear Yours Then, Smart Ass.

Elevator: Please Speak Slowly And Clearly.

Y/n: SMARTASS!

Bandi Doing A Terrible English Accent: Ee-le-ven~

Elevator: Im Sorry, Could You Please Repeat That?

Bandi: Eleven! If You Dont Understand The Lingo, Away Back Haeme To Ye' Own Country!

Y/n: Ooo, Is That The Talk Now, is It, Away Back Home To Your Own Country?

Bandi: Awh, Don't Start Now Mr/mrs Bleeding Hart, How Can You Be Racist To A Lift?

Elevator: Please Speak Slowly And Clearly.

Y/n: Eleven! Eleven! Eleven! Eleven!

Bandi: You're Just Sayin' It The Same Wae'

Y/n: Im Gonna Keep Saying It Untill It Understands Scottish, Alright?

Bandi: That Isn't Even Scottish..

Y/n: Eleven! Eleven! Eleven.𝐘/𝐧 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐓𝐨 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐔𝐩.Eleven!

Bandi: Oh! Just Take Us Anywher', Ye' Cow! Just Open The Doors!

Elevator: This Is A Voice-Activates Elevator, Please State Which Floor You Would Like To Go On In A Clear And Calm Manner.

Bandi: Calm? Where's That Coming Far'? Why Is It Telling People To Be Calm?

Y/n: Cause They Knew They Would Be Selling This To Scottish People Who'd Be Going-OFF THEIR NUTS AT IT!

Elevator: You Have Not Selected A Floor.

Bandi: AYE WE HAVE! ELEVEN!

Elevator: If You Would Like To Get Out Of The Elevator Without Selecting A Floor, Simply Say "Open The Doors, Please".

Bandi: Please? Please? Suck. My. Wully'.

Y/n: Maybe You Should Just Say 'Please'.

Bandi: Im Not Begging That For Nothin'

Y/n: Open The Doors, Please. 𝐘/𝐧 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐔𝐩.

Bandi: "Please?" Pathetic.

Elevator: Please Remain Calm.

Both Of Them: OH! MY! GOD!

Y/n Climbs On Top Of Bandi: You Wait Untill I Get Up There!

Y/n Sits On Her Shoulders: Just Wait For It To Speak!

Bandi:...

Y/n:....

Elevator:...

Elevator: You Have Not Selected A Floor.

Y/n: UP YOURS, YA' COW!

Y/n: IF YOU DONT LET US THROUGH THOSE DOORS, IM GONNA COME TO AMERICA! IM GONNA FIND WHATEVER DESPRETE ACTRESS GAVE YOU A VOICE AND IM GOING TO ELETRIC CHAIR FOR YA!

Bandi: Scotland Ya Bastard!

Y/n: SCOTLAND!

Bandi: SCOTLAND!!

Y/n: SCOOOOTLAND!!

Both Of Them: FREEDOM!!!!

Elevator Pings And Opens Up.

They Stop And Look At The Three People Outside The Elevator.

Y/n Quickly Climbs Off Bandi, Whistling As They stand There, Trying not to Be Suspicous..

Bandi:.. Going Up?

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𝐉𝐞𝐞𝐳𝐞, 𝐈 𝐇𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐄𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 :𝐃 𝐓𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐀𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐎𝐟 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐱𝐃 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐖𝐚𝐬 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐛 𝐌𝐲 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐘𝐞𝐭..

[yikesola]

2, 21, 28, 50, 59?

2. You just walked into a bookstore. What section do you go to first?

fiction or memoirs or clearance !

21. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, without any consequences, what food would you choose?

potato, any preparation✌✌

28. If you could go back to college and choose a different degree to study, would you?

i wouldn’t have minded a history degree or an english literature degree as opposed to my plain english. i would’ve really enjoyed the classes for a women or gender studies degree but i’m afraid i’d be even more hard pressed to find a use for it than what i went with. if i had done a trade school, i probably would’ve gone into carpentry or welding. 

50. If you could only listen to one musical artist for the rest of you life, who would you be listening to?

this question is cruel and i hate it very much 😩🔪 i guess in terms of variety and length of discography i’ll go with regina spektor but there was a not insignifigant part of my heart that wanted to say paramore or tegan and sara (i really be That Dyke huh alsdfkj) 

59. If you were to make a YouTube video about what you know most about, what would the subject be?

it would be a gushy video  about how the author bess streeter aldrich really is the middle of a ven diagram between l.m. montgomery and laura ingalls wilder

[zuytcom]

20 thị trấn giàu có nhất nước Mỹ

Bloomberg vừa công bố danh sách những thị trấn giàu có bậc nhất nước Mỹ năm 2020. Thu nhập trung bình năm của hộ gia đình tại thị trấn giàu nhất ở mức 525.324 USD.

Great Falls, bang Virginia – Thu nhập hộ gia đình trung bình 311.915 USD: Great Falls nằm ngay bên ngoài Washington, D.C, có tầm nhìn tuyệt đẹp ra sông Potomac.

University Park, bang Texas – Thu nhập hộ gia đình trung bình 313.255 USD: Đây là một vùng ngoại ô của Dallas, thành phố lớn thứ ba của tiểu bang Texas và lớn thứ 9 tại Mỹ.

Palm Beach, bang Florida – Thu nhập hộ gia đình trung bình 314.090 USD: Palm Beach nằm ở Nam Florida, là nơi tọa lạc của Mar-a-Lago, khu nghỉ dưỡng nổi tiếng của Tổng thống Mỹ Donald Trump.

The Village of Indian Hill, bang Ohio – Thu nhập hộ gia đình trung bình 318.319 USD: The Village of Indian Hill là một thành phố thuộc quận Hamilton, tiểu bang Ohio.

Old Greenwich, Connecticut – Thu nhập hộ gia đình trung bình 321.377 USD: Old Greenwich là thị trấn ven biển ở Connecticut, cách New York khoảng 1 giờ lái xe. Nó được biết đến là thủ phủ của giới giàu có Phố Wall.

Larchmont, New York – Thu nhập hộ gia đình trung bình 324.835 USD: Larchmont là một thị trấn biển ở quận Westchester, trong tiểu bang của New York.

Thung lũng Paradise, Arizona – Thu nhập hộ gia đình trung bình 328.353 USD: Thung lũng Paradise nằm ngay bên ngoài Phoenix, thành phố lớn nhất của tiểu bang Arizona. Paradise được biết đến với các sân golf sang trọng và cũng là quê hương của cả Emma Stone và Dick Van Dyke.

Bronxville, New York – Thu nhập hộ gia đình trung bình 330.421 USD: Bronxville cách thành phố New York khoảng 15 dặm về phía bắc, thuộc quận Westchester.

Rumson, New Jersey – Thu nhập hộ gia đình trung bình 337.696 USD: Rumson là một thị trấn ven sông thuộc bang New Jersey, nằm ở phía đông bắc nước Mỹ.

West University Place, bang Texas – Thu nhập hộ gia đình trung bình 352.418 USD: West University Place là một vùng ngoại ô của Houston, thành phố đông dân nhất Texas và là thành phố đông dân thứ 4 tại Mỹ.

Darien, bang Connecticut – Thu nhập hộ gia đình trung bình 352.839 USD: Darien là một thị trấn nằm ở phí tây nam Connecticut, thu nhập trung bình của hộ gia đình ở đây cao nhờ những công việc thu nhập tốt tại các đô thị lân cận như Norwalk và Stamford (bang Connecticut) và thành phố New York (bang New York). Giá nhà trung bình tại thị trấn này là khoảng 1,5 triệu USD.

Winnetka, Illinois – Thu nhập hộ gia đình trung bình 353.700 USD: Winnetka là một vùng ngoại ô của Chicago, ngay phía bắc thành phố, bên hồ Michigan. Đây là bối cảnh cho bộ phim Giáng sinh rất được yêu thích “Home Alone”.

Glencoe, Illinois – Thu nhập hộ gia đình trung bình 358.543 USD: Glencoe nằm ở phía bắc Winnetka, một vùng ngoại ô khác của Chicago, bên hồ Michigan. Nơi đây cách trung tâm thành phố khoảng 25 dặm.

Highland Park, Texas – Thu nhập hộ gia đình trung bình 365.025 USD: Highland Park là một khu ngoại ô giàu có của Dallas, cách khoảng bốn dặm về phía bắc của trung tâm thành phố.

Short Hills, bang New Jersey – Thu nhập hộ gia đình trung bình 388.760 USD: Cách thành phố New York 45 phút lái xe, Short Hills được biết đến là một thị trấn giàu có của nước Mỹ.

Los Altos Hills, California – Thu nhập hộ gia đình trung bình 405.073 USD: Los Altos Hills là thị trấn ở Thung lũng Silicon. Đồng sáng lập Google, ông Serge Brin và Giám đốc điều hành Google Sundar Pichai đều sống ở đây.

Cherry Hills Village, Colorado – Thu nhập hộ gia đình trung bình 430.681 USD: Cherry Hills Village, nằm ở rìa thành phố Denver, tiểu bang Colorado và được coi là một trong những vùng ngoại ô lý tưởng nhất nước Mỹ.

Hillsborough, California – Thu nhập hộ gia đình trung bình 430.681 USD: Hillsborough cách thành phố San Francisco, bang California khoảng 17 dặm. Nơi đây nổi tiếng là vùng đồi núi sơn thủy hữu tình.

Scarsdale, New York – Thu nhập hộ gia đình trung bình 452.041 USD: Scarsdale nằm ở quận Westchester, cách thành phố New York khoảng 35 phút đi xe. Daniel Och, người sáng lập quỹ phòng hộ Och-Ziff Capital Management là cư dân ở đây.

Atherton, California – Thu nhập hộ gia đình trung bình 525.324 USD: Đây là năm thứ 4 liên tiếp, thị trấn Atherton đứng đầu danh sách những nơi giàu nhất nước Mỹ của Bloomberg. Khu vực này cũng là nơi ở của nhiều tỷ phú công nghệ nổi tiếng như c���u CEO Google Eric Schmidt, COO Facebook Sheryl Sandberg…

Minh HằngẢnh: Business Insider

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Bài viết 20 thị trấn giàu có nhất nước Mỹ đã xuất hiện đầu tiên vào ngày Zuyt.

from Zuyt https://zuyt.com/kham-pha/20-thi-tran-giau-co-nhat-nuoc-my/

[bythevayviktoria]

Post 219

Queerness.

Végtelen mennyiségű esszét olvastam az elmúlt napokban fekete queerségről, fehér queerségről, lezbikusságról, melegségről és totál de totál megfoghatatlanul próbálták az amúgy akadémikus írónők/iróférfiak vagy akadémikus queerek definiálni a queerséget politikai, közösségi alapon, a genderszerepeket hegemónikusan lebontva hogy érhetőbb legyen hogy mennyire bináris a társadalom és minden kukira meg punira meg femininre és maszkulinra van felcímkézve. 

Az esszékből én valami olyasmire következtettem hogy ez egy befogadó közeg ami a társadalmi gender szerepeken túlmutat és lehetsz akármi vagy akárki az tökre nem számít. Nem csak a gender szerepekre utalva hanem a szociális normákat eltörölve nyit egy új szabadabb nyitottabb társadalom felé akiknél nem meghatározók azok a rádnyomott szerepek mint monogámia, házasság köteléke, fiú/lány meghatározás, cross dressing. Nos ezt már az esszékből is sejthettem volna hogy ez egy nagyon ideológizált, cuki útópia amiben mindenki együtt táncol és lassított felvételben azt csinál amit akar és összeröhögnek az emberek az elfogadás és a barátság és egyenlőség oltárán. 

Igen ez a cél és a végső állomás de addig azért van hova fejlődni közösségen belül és kívül közösségen belül és kívül.

Kár hogy ez a fajta összetartás m��g csak egy fantázia. Bell Hooks feminista akadémikus csodanő ír a fekete nők helyzetéről a struktúrális elnyomásról, a médiából kizárása és megszüntetése a fekete nőknek és azon belül a fekete lezbikusok képernyő idejének. Mivel tény hogy amit képernyőn látsz sokat az standardizálódik a társadalomban és bizonyos szerepek s szerepkörök elfogadóbbá teszik a nézőt például a fekete nők / és fekete lezbikusok irányában. ( A fekete példát most azért használom mert a következő videóban egy fekete queer közösségről szól a fáma)

Szemináriumom ezt a videót elemeztük,( és tök béna hogy fizetni kell érte és amúgy what the actual fuck, vimeo?) És a queerekről doksiban megismertünk a szubkultúrán belüli kategóriákat. 

-non komformista

-feminin

-masculin

-stud, buch, dyke

-trans

-agressive

Ezek a kategóriák léteznek habár most jön a kontroverziónalitás ( ez egy szó?) mivel eddig a queerséget én szubjektíven úgy értelmeztem hogy egy non-bináris létige, a kategóriák között folyik a kiközösítés, a rasszizmus, a kirekesztés, a pfujjolás, hogy ki hogy nézhet ki, hogy ki hogy mit vehet fel ha már egy kategóriába tartozik. pl: Stud-Stud párosítás bizonyos queereknek visszataszító és érthetetlen, pedig ugyanabban a cipőben ( magassarkúban ) járnak de valamiért itt is lebontódik egy patriárchális gender szerepek közé szorult közösséggé. Érdekes volt számomra látni hogy ameddig én naiv azt hittem hogy az LGBTQ közösségek legelfogadóbban viszonyulnak egymáshoz, konkrétan egy hatalmas céltáblává teszik azokat az individumokat akik a saját módjukon értelmezik az öltözködésüket, szexualitásukat és amit szeretnének. És ami a legmeglepőbb hogy maguk közt is lebontják a férfi-női szerepeket néhol (nem mindenhol) amivel visszakanyarodunk a bináris szerepekhez ami meg a heteroszexualitást jellemzi.

Mivel családi példa van nálunk az LGBTQ reprezentálására így azért nem ért teljesen váratlanul ez a fajta harrasment de sosem láttam ennyire élesen ezt a fajta szubkultúrán belüli diszkriminációt. 

Na várjunk és akkor még nem is említettem hogy az LGBTQ közösségen kivül állóknak mennyi feladata van az elfogadás, támogatás részével de ezt tényleg arra lehet visszavezetni hogy edukáció. Mint Svédországban a gender szerepek átértelmezése ami könnyíti a beilleszkedését egy két gyereknek és könnyíti a jövőbeli nemzedéknek az egészségesebb társadalmát. Mert ezek a dolgok mindig léteztek lsd Harlem reneszánsz ahol burjánzott a queerség pl. csak a társadalmi elnyomottság és az elfogadás volt/ van más szinteken. 

Javítani lehet, sőt elvárom ha valakinek más meglátása van a dolgokról, írja le, mondja ki én is csak kostolgatom a témát. 

[trangantravelme-blog]

Những hoạt động miễn phí du khách nhất định phải tham gia khi đi du lịch Hà Lan tháng 2

Đi du lịch Hà Lan tháng 2, bạn sẽ có cơ hội được tham gia những trải nghiệm vô cùng thú vị và hấp dẫn. Trong bài viết này, Tràng An Travel sẽ tổng hợp những trải nghiệm không tốn tiền mà bạn nên tham gia khi đi du lịch Hà Lan tháng 2.

Tham gia lễ hội Carnival đường phố

Lễ hội Carnival ở Hà Lan được tổ chức chính ở miền nam Hà Lan như Maastricht, Eindhoven, Breda, Noord-Brabant và Limburg. Vào dịp này, du khách sẽ được khoác trên mình những bộ trang phục độc đáo, và tham gia những bữa tiệc sôi động. Nếu bạn không thích mặc đồ cosplay, bạn không cần phỉa mặc chúng. Điều quan trọng, đây là dịp để du khách và người dân địa phương vui chơi, giải trí cùng nhau. Lễ hội Carnival đường phố là một trong những trải nghiệm miễn phí bạn nên tham dự khi đi du lịch Hà Lan tháng 2.

Trải nghiệm Ngày lễ tình nhân

Ở Hà Lan, Ngày Lễ tình nhân là dịp đặc biệt để các cặp đôi bày tỏ, thổ lộ tình cảm với nhau. Địa điểm lý tưởng để đi hẹn hò vào dịp này là công viên xanh, con đường ven kênh, ngôi làng cối xay gió Kinderdijk, Zaanse Schans và bãi biển Scheveningen.

Nếu bạn thích đạp xe, bạn có thể ghé qua khu rừng Amsterdam, hòn đảo Texel, Waal Dyke ở Nijmegan và Kinderdijk.

Ăn mừng dịp Tết nguyên đán

Tết nguyên đán ở Hà Lan được tổ chức ở Rotterdam, Amsterdam và Den Haag. Đây là sự kiện đặc sắc, là dịp bạn có thể tham gia các cuộc diễu hành đường phố hấp dẫn, xem nhảy múa, nhào lộn và ngắm pháo hoa. Đây cũng là dịp người dân Hà Lan cầu mong một năm mới bình an, may mắn và hạnh phúc. Tết nguyên đán là ngày lễ vô cùng quan trọng với nhiều người dân trên khắp thế giới. Đây cũng là trải nghiệm bạn nên tham gia khi đi du lịch Châu Âu.

Trượt tuyết

Người dân Hà Lan rất thích trượt tuyết. Đó cũng là lý do tại sao Hà Lan có rất nhiều nghệ sĩ trượt băng nghệ thuật đẳng cấp thế giới. Đi du lịch Hà Lan tháng 2, bạn sẽ có cơ hội được trượt băng trên những sân băng tự nhiên miễn phí.

Friesland là địa điểm tốt nhất để trượt băng. Elfstedentocht là sân trượt băng dài gần 200km, vô cùng an toàn.

Ghé qua các khu chợ

Hà Lan có rất nhiều khu chợ truyền thống, nơi bạn có thể mua sắm những món quà lưu niệm truyền thống, thưởng thức các món ăn đặc sản và mua bất cứ món đồ nào bạn cần. Vào tháng 2, các khu chợ bán quần áo vintage được họp ở Amsterdam. Bạn có thể ghé qua nơi đây để mua những bộ quần áo xinh đẹp. Sau đó tới Markthal ở Rotterdam để nếm thử những món ăn thơm ngon và ngắm nhìn những công trình kiến trúc ấn tượng. Không chỉ Amsterdam mà ở hầu hết tất cả các thành phố tại Hà Lan đều có những khu chợ cuối tuần thú vị như vậy. Đây cũng là một trong những trải nghiệm mà bạn nên tham gia khi đi du lịch Hà Lan tháng 2.

[tuseriesdetv]

Emmys 2017: Predicciones de comedia

Tras mostraros las predicciones para los Emmys 2017 en las categorías dramáticas, os presentamos nuestras predicciones para las de comedia, basadas principalmente en las opiniones de los expertos en la materia. ¿Cuáles son las vuestras?

Veep, Veep, Veep y más Veep

Un año más Veep se va a llevar el premio gordo a casa. Parece que ni la frescura de Atlanta ni las buenas críticas de la segunda temporada de Master of None vayan a poder toserle a la presidenta, que encadenará este domingo su tercer Emmy consecutivo. En el caso de que la Academia se ponga continuista, sabemos que no tendremos un nuevo nombre en el premio gordo al menos hasta 2019, ya que la serie de HBO terminará en 2018 con su séptima temporada.

En el poco probable caso de que no se lo lleve, la que más posibilidades tendría sería Atlanta. La comedia de FX es nueva contendiente, ha encantado a la crítica y además es inclusiva, así que si quieren romper con años anteriores, sería la candidata mejor posicionada, siguiéndole muy de cerca Master of None. La serie de Aziz Ansari tiene menos posibilidades pero aun así está mejor posicionada que las otras cuatro.

El resto lo tienen un poco más complicado, Modern Family perdió el tren de la notoriedad y de la relevancia hace varias temporadas ya, Blackish está nominada porque los académicos no ven It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt porque se lo deben a Tina Fey y Silicon Valley es demasiado minoritaria.

Donald Glover parte como favorito

Atlanta es una de las series del año en cuanto a comedia ("comedia") mientras que Donald Glover ha sido uno de los actores con más relevancia del año, prueba es su participación en una de las precuelas de la saga Star Wars. Por otro lado, aunque los Emmy son premios conservadores, la tercera temporada de Transparent ha pasado más desapercibida de lo que debería y ésta es una categoría un tanto reñida.

Si son conservadores, mejor actor irá para Jeffrey Tambor; si innovan, irá para Donald Glover, al mismo tiempo Aziz Ansari sería una gran alternativa. Con menos posibilidades, aunque no se descartan, están Anthony Anderson, William H. Macy y Zach Galifinakis, que serían toda una sorpresa, pero aun así, ésta es la categoría que más podría variar el resultado final.

La Dreyfus a por su quinto Emmy

Si el de mejor comedia está claro para Veep, el de mejor actriz es para Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Es inercia. Seguro que los académicos los marcan los dos a la vez, así se libran de dos categorías al mismo tiempo. La Dreyfus es guapa y perfecta, podría ser modelo, parece Linda Evangelista; si sale en pañales, también le darían otro Emmy. Ahora en serio, tiene cuatro muy merecidos premios y con este quinto igualará a una leyenda de la televisión americana como es Mary Tyler Moore (The Mary Tyler Moore Show y The Dick van Dyke Show), aunque aún está lejos de igualar a Cloris Leachman (The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Malcolm in the Middle y Raising Hope) que tiene en su haber ocho estatuillas. Si hay alguien que merece este año llevarse el trasto dorado a casa, ésa es Pamela Adlon por su trabajo en Better Things, pero es una posibilidad muy remota. Incluso Tracee Ellis Ross tiene más posibilidades de llevárselo que ella. Ésta es una categoría en la que caben pocas sorpresas y desde luego ninguna va a ser. El resto de nominadas pueden darse con un canto en los dientes si se las nombra en la gala. Especial mención para Allison Janney, que en reparto lo tendría prácticamente asegurado.

Justicia para Tituss (Part 2: The Revenge)

Si actor de reparto no va para Tituss, vamos a tener que tomar cartas en el asunto, porque si no fuera por él, la tercera temporada de Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt habría sido un auténtico tostón. Vayan creando el change.org porque, estando un histórico como Alec Baldwin, es realmente complicado. Pocas cosas ha habido este último año más indignantemente relevantes que el presidente Donald Trump, pocas cosas han ayudado a superarlo y su imitación es una de ellas, y además también ha ayudado a revitalizar el formato. Entre el resto de candidatos, es raro que hayan nominado a Louis Anderson después de dárselo el año pasado por una serie que conocen en su casa. Mucho más raro sería que se lo dieran de nuevo, mientras que tanto Tony Hale como Matt Walsh se encuentran con las mismas opciones, al final de la lista. Lejos quedó la época en la que Modern Family dominaba la categoría. Hoy sólo se acuerdan de Ty Burrell, pese a ser último en todas las quinielas.

Territorio Saturday Night Live

Éste será otro de los que repetirán. Actriz de reparto con Kate McKinnon a la cabeza, que parte como favorita. En el caso de que no sea así, el premio no irá muy lejos porque su compañera en el programa de sketches de NBC, Leslie Jones, es la segunda de la lista, aunque con muchas menos posibilidades. La única que podría interponerse en sus caminos sería Judith Light; aunque la tercera temporada de Transparent no haya tenido la relevancia suficiente, su nombre sigue pesando mucho. Con menos posibilidades se encuentra Anna Chlumsky sin descartarla del todo, ya que cualquier cosa que venga de Veep hay que tenerla en cuenta. Al mismo tiempo Kathryn Hahn, una de las cómicas más infravaloradas de la televisión estadounidense, alberga prácticamente las mismas posibilidades que Vanessa Bayer, ninguna.

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