#Vanilla Ninja Confessions
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So here my Batqftim oc (I try my best)
🍰Meet Vanilla Vio Frappe💓
(A Cake mix with a pink colors with hearts on it)
Age: 17
Gender: male (cis male and trans male)
Sexuality: transgender and Asexual
Personally: Tsundere, Flirty , Laides man, nice.
Facts: Vio is Cuphead and mugman cousin (In MY AU!!), Vio had a crush on rose but he didn’t confess them yet, He kinda like seeing rosé flustered in embarrassment or in love , He’s 6.9 in hight, he is male trans and he is asexual, Vio is pairs childhood friend (pairs belongs to @sk3let00nz), He likes to prank Cuphead and mugman, he has big fear of clowns, he is a ninja and also his nickname are Vito,Vio, villa. And that’s all Have good day/afternoon/evening!
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Ten First Lines Game
Rules: Share the first 10 lines of your 10 most recent fanfictions and tag 10 people. .@ben-the-hyena .@risziarts .@pixelrushiguess .@motobug .@ibbys-hi ,@krissiedeathy .@hersheydog .@rechicken-and-waffles .@adokle .@pokemon22551
10: Sonic and Covid.
It was another day at Eggman's base.
9: The Death of Sonic the Hedgehog.
It had been 14 years since Eggman's takeover and The Freedom Fighters had basically destroyed the Eggman Empire but Eggman still wouldn't surrender.
8: The Crocodile Detective and the Maternal Rabbit:
It was a hot summer night on Mobius.
7: The Chaotix and the Ridiculous Scheme:
The Chaotix had accepted a Job from the Knothole City Police to take down Crime Boss Don Donky.
6: Taiream: Helpless:
The Freedom Fighters are at a party hosted by Vector.
5: (one of) The Chaotix's adventures in babysitting.
Sonic and Sally were going to a Mina Mongoose concert.
4: Family reunion:
Matilda the Armadillo was bored. It has been 4 weeks since she had met her family and got injured.
3: Together Forever:
Vector finally confessed his feelings for Vanilla and they had been dating each other for a few months now.
2: Chameleon in Love 2:
Once upon a time a purple Ninja/Detective fell in love with and married a purple hedgehog but what happened after they said I Do?
1: Matilda's sick day:
Matilda the Armadillo was sleeping when suddenly she started feeling Hot and then she started coughing.
#fanfic#covid 19#mobius#vectilla#vector the crocodile#vanilla the rabbit#sonic oc#team chaotix#taiream#sonally#matilda the armadillo#esponia
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“ Vanilla Ninja were my crushes back then”
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Level Of Concern | Ushijima Wakatoshi x Anxious!Reader
|Wordcount: 1,5k |
|Genre: Fluff, slight angst, I’m an angsty gal. |
|Warnings: Just a reflection of my isolated mood bc of quarantine ;u; (2 months and still going |
|Inspiration Snong: Level of concern -Twenty One Pilots|
|Clarification: The measures taken by the government in my country might differ from the rest of the countries. Here (Arg.) You can request a permit of circulation in case you need it. Assisting someone is a valid reason.|
The world was going crazy. As a college student, you were in self quarantine in your apartment. All by yourself.
Your roommate had gone to her hometown to spend this time with her family. You weren't as lucky. The only thing you wanted was to not feel as bothered by the isolation as you felt. Alone with no one to talk, you were relying only on your phone for a way of communication with your loved ones.
You were specially concerned about your mom, as she was a nurse, in the Frontline of this crisis, and she was exposed to the Covid-19. You didn't want to imagine what would happen is she got infected, your chest constricting with fear just thinking about it. And to make it all worse, your boyfriend was not responding to your texts. You knew it was dumb to be upset by that, Ushijima was never the type of guy to constantly be on his phone, busy with his schoolwork or training, so it wasn't like his behavior changed at all, even if the circumstances had.
You would often visit each other through the weekends, sometimes even staying a bit longer to make up for the long waits. He was on the other side of the city, and most of his weekdays consisted of studying and training. This pandemic had taken away the precious time you two had together, and you were so pissed about it. It would've been awesome if he could've come over and spent the quarantine together.
You'd hoped this odd circumstances would give him some extra time to be on his phone, maybe even able to do a video call to soothe your nerves. Ushijima was your cable to earth most of the time, keeping your anxiety ridden thoughts at Bay with his words. But strange enough, his demeanor towards you was the same if not colder than usual. With all the load of work your professors had given you, you were a little distracted, but the moment you tried to relax, the message left on read on your phone screen made your stomach coil with concern. Was Wakatoshi ignoring you on purpose? Your good morning text was left on read, even after a good amount of hours he still hadn't reply. You haven't felt this way since you proposed a more serious relationship to Ushi. The insecurity was etched in your brain, and on top of that the constant worry about your mom didn't help at all. Sitting on the couch, you typed on the screen. Wakatoshi was on-line, but still, he was ignoring you. You couldn't take it anymore.
"Hey Ushi... I'm really concerned about this whole situation..."
You hit send, waiting as he saw the text and typed a reply.
"There's no need to be. If you stay home there's no danger".
Your eyes opened up with surprise at his answer. Did he just brushed your concern off? That was way too cold even for him. He couldn't be that oblivious. You understood he was a little socially awkward, but this was ridiculous.
Insecurity took the best of you and, feeling rejected, you started to think about your entire relationship.
Since the beginning you were the one who approached him, Ushijima not caring about your person at all. The day you finally had enough of just watching him from the sidelines and you approached him with your feelings out in the open, he just responded with a confused expression.
But still, he accepted.
You tried to spend time together, going to his games and his practices when he was okay with it, which was all the time, almost like he didn't care at all if you were there.
Maybe it was just pity... that would explain how mean he was being. You considered confronting him about it, but decided against it. You were feeling bad enough, a fight with him was just going to drag you down even deeper.
Throwing a pity party, you allowed yourself to drown your sorrows in ice cream and romcoms. you searched on Netflix for a few minutes until you came across the classic "He's just not that into you "
How fitting? You thought ironically.
As your eyes welled with tears, you pressed play
A day had passed, and you still hadn't talked to Ushijima at all. It was a consistent proof that you were the only one into the relationship. If you didn't reach out to him he wasn't going to. Seeing the end of the relationship coming up, you cried again.
You were in love with him, for real. The moments you two had together were happy ones, never once a fight in the six months you were together, and Ushijima was affectionate in his own way, like for example holding your hand on the streets, or treating you to your favorite snack...
But come to think about it, it was his favorite too, and holding hands was really that big of a deal?
After your daily crying session over your failed relationship, you talked to your mom. Luckily she was fine, the hospital providing her with the protection gear. That made you feel a bit better, but still, the whole situation was shitty. You felt like you were in the apocalypse, and the one you loved was not there with you. In fact, scratch that, he didn't even care.
If only Ushi would text you, He could bring down your level of concern, even if it was something small, like a "Hey" or a "u ok?" but your notifications where still as empty as ever.
You had to confront him about your feeling sooner or later, but still, you had no doubt that once you did, everything was going to be over and maybe it wasn’t the best time to do it, in that kind isolation you were going to go nuts, and adding the stress of a breakup was not a good idea.
You were so confused. So doing what you do best, you picked up the phone and ordered takeout. Stress eating was your defense mechanism.
Not even ten minutes went by when the sound of the doorbell filled your apartment. You hurriedly made your way to the door, not caring about your messy look, with your disheveled hair and puffy eyes. It was a shitty situation, and everybody had it rough, so nobody could judge you.
Taking out your wallet with one hand, ready to pay for the food, you opened the door, only to be surprised by who was at the hallway.
“Toshi?” You whispered surprised, it almost felt like a dream, you were tempted to pinch yourself just in case.
What was he doing outside your apartment? In the middle of a quarantine? Specifically him, who was a Mr. Goody Two-shoes.
“Can i come in?” He asked when you didn’t offer. Nodding, you moved aside to let him in, the surprise still present.
You looked at him, in his sweatpants, and the black hoodie that covered his hair. You almost laughed when you noticed that he looked like a ninja with the also black face mask. A back pack that seemed about to explode hang from his shoulder, as his hands carried two grocery bags filled to the brim.
Ushijima noticed your confused gaze and left the bags on top of the table. Taking his face mask off, he shrugged his backpack and looked at you .
“I thought you might be having a rough time by yourself here, so I the permission to stay with you.... I hope you don’t mind. I can leave if you want to.” You still didn’t respond, too commoved to speak. “Sorry I didn’t reply, but my phone got wet and it’s bee glitching since, that’s why I didn’t warn you before coming.”
Well, now you just felt guilty for doubting Ushijima's feelings for you. This was a solid proof he actually cared, and pure love for him filled your heart.
“Do you mind?” He asked again, still not sure. You didn’t reply and walked up to him, attempting to hug him. “Wait, I need to wash this clothes and wash my hands just in case.” Ushijima stopped you, shrugging off his hoodie and going to the washing machine.
There was his logical and responsible boyfriend you knew and loved.
He came back with a fresh shirt on and smelling like your vanilla soap. Wakatoshi was the one to hug you, his arms circling your shoulders and bringing your body closer to him, forehead colliding with his chest.
“Did you finish your online classes today?” He asked.
“Yes, do you want to do something in particular?” Your voice was muffle by the fabric of his shirt but he understood, anyway.
“I brought those wierd chips you like, and some candy in case you were feeling under the weather. Do you want to watch a movie? Or whatever you prefer." He proposed, his hand caressing your hair with affection.
The anxiety and nerves you had all dissipated as you watched Ushijima set the couch with a bunch of blankets and pillows so you can sit on it and have a movie night.
Ushijima really knew how to bring your level of concern down, and that's why you loved him so much.
|Author Note: So this is a stress writing, bc my (ex)boyfriend confessed he cheated on me, so Yay!. Ushijima wouldn’t treat me like this ;u; I’m sorry if it too cheesy, but I kinda needed it|
✘ Masterlist
#Ushijima wakatoshi x reader#wakatoshi ushijima x reader#ushijima#wakatoshi#ushijima wakatoshi#wakatoshi ushijima#reader insert#Haikyuu! x reader#Haikyuu xreader#haikyuu!!#Haikyuu!! reader insert#haikyuu fanfic#fanfiction#one shot#I love this man so much ;-;#Ushiwaka
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Not this time.
Iwaizumi Hajime X Reader
Wordcount : 1799 words
Warning : failed attempt of slight angst, spoiler from manga, and trashy writing from yours truly
It's the last day of high school and most of the graduates are rushing for their last chance to confess before the chances of meeting decrease to almost none. And it's not that different for the ace of Seijoh's volleyball team, Iwaizumi Hajime.
Except that instead of confessing, he was on his way to meet his girlfriend which is you.
After being chased by Oikawa's fangirls (because Oikawa followed his best friend whenever he went) for half an hour, Iwaizumi managed to escape from the hyenas and jogged towards the back of the gym, the usual place you guys would meet in secret since no one knew about your relationship.
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"It's not like you have a boyfriend... there's no reason to reject me, y'know", the male whispered to your right ear breathily before moving slowly towards your face while his arms caged you, rendered you from moving away from him as your back kissed the wall. Pressured and flustered, you tried to pry him away by pushing him as he tried to close the gap between you two.
"Um, Tsukahara-kun... you're too close. Please move away..." you begged him as you turned your face away from him before he forced you to face him again, painful pressure felt in your cheek. Without a warning, his lips smashed with yours. His chapped lips scared you, your hands shaped like fists as you tried to push him back. Knowing that your real boyfriend would arrive any moment now, you exerted all your energy to push him away. But, being the captain of the soccer club, his strong body just won't be easy to move.
"I didn't expect to be here just to see how you sucked someone else's face"
Hearing his voice somehow gave you another set of power to push the soccer player off you. Or maybe the male was shocked that he took a step away from you, like a deer caught in the headlight.
"Haji-"
"It's okay. Have fun there."
The guy let you go while still in a trance as you stumbled your way to clear the misunderstanding with Iwaizumi. When you finally caught his wrist, he stopped and forcefully pulled away from your hand from his using his free hand.
"We won't be meeting again, so don't worry. Now, goodbye."
After finishing his farewell, he quickens his pace to meet his friends and go back home. Leaving you, trembling from the shock and heartbreak, not even being able to explain a damn thing.
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Mattsun came back to the table with drinks for his two available best friends. With Oikawa currently in Brazil and was busy playing beach volleyball the popular 'Ninja Shoyou', they're slowly starting to decrease in number. Now that Iwaizumi decided to go to California, only the 'meme-pair' would be left in Japan while the latter two migrate to the other side of the world.
"Seriously... you guys made it looks like we're not from the same university, planning a meetup before my flight", Iwaizumi scoffed while he took the cold drink that Mattsun bought for him, as a token on 'not forgetting their friendship'. Makki chuckled at the statement, realizing the relevance of it since they did attend the same university so it's quite a joke to see them meeting up like they haven't met for years. Mattsun, on the other hand just lets his butt fall to the soft seat as he glared at the male.
"Attending the same university doesn't mean we're always together. Being in the same faculty AND course with the creampuff-lover means BOTH of us stuck together while you're busy with your physical training and classes", Mattsun jeered while pointing to the pink-haired coursemate that happened to be his best friend since high school. Enjoying his vanilla latte, Makki just continued to sip on his drink while the two kept on exchanging disses for each other. Soon after the disses comes to an end, the trio started to share some more dumb moments as the reminisced the memories.
"The two decided to get marry after graduation, so both of them are busy now... money and stuff, of course"
"Well, getting married is basically an investment. That is to be expected..."
As the meme-pair are busy sharing the lives of their other friends from before, Iwaizumi found himself lost in thought as his friends kept on yapping about others.
"After we're done with school and college, I'll be waiting for your proposal... okay?"
A distant promise decided to visit him as his friends talked about marriage.
A forgotten promise between him and Y/n.
Like a lightning, all his memories with Y/n came rushing in. All their secret dates, late-night calls, occasional bento that he found on his table, chocolates that he slipped inside her bag when he realized that Y/n was tired the whole day in class. Despite keeping it a secret can be a pain in the ass, but the relationship was fun nonetheless. now that all the memories came flooding in, a stinging pain spread all through his heart as a certain sentence repeats itself like a broken record in his mind.
"I didn't expect to be here just to see how you sucked someone else's face"
His head hurts, remembering his choice of words at that moment.
"It's okay. Have fun there."
He wanted to retract his words, remembering the pain that's visible from Y/n's face as he stepped away from the place.
"We won't be meeting again, so don't worry. Now, goodbye."
He felt like punching himself in the face when he remembered forcing Y/n's hand off his that afternoon. On that day, he was planning to tell her... that he wanted to stop hiding the relationship. The only reason he wanted to hide it was to save himself and Y/n from Oikawa's teases as his teases can be brutal sometimes. That day, he'd bet that she was going to be so excited when he told her about it since she's been patiently waiting for him to be ready to tell the world about his girlfriend. If only he'd stopped on his tracks and listened to her explanation, he might be the one that's busy preparing for his marriage with her.
Instead, he pushed her away without giving him any chance to explain herself.
"Oi, are you listening to me??" Makki slapped Iwaizumi's forearm, snapping him from his personal reminiscing session. Blinking his eyes, he focused back on his friends.
"Yeah, yeahh, you do-"
A big lump emerged inside his neck, stopping his words from coming out when he saw a young lady walked towards the cafe's counter.
Those glossy H/C locks tied neatly into a ponytail.
The soft smile that decorated her face.
Those bubbly steps that she possessed.
The warm presence she exuded.
All those features threaten him to walk towards her, leaving his friends behind as the hope of being able to apologize and get her back weakens his self-control to not embarrass himself.
But, the small figure that holds her hand just blew all the hope away. The small boy looks so identical to her, it's clear as day that the boy is her son. As the small hope dispersed into thin air, he felt himself weaken from the sight as he slowly collects his undamaged mind to focus back with the conversations he somehow shared with his friends. Faking a smile, he started to force some response in the story when a small ball made its way to Makki's leg.
"I'm sorry..." the owner of the ball bowed his head as an apology for letting the ball bumped with the older male's leg. Not minding the interruption, Makki smiled at the kid as he ruffled the boy's hair, earning a fit of giggles from him. Iwaizumi looked at the boy, it was the same kid that held into Y/n's hand at the counter. He looked at the kid, shocked at the fact that the kid was so near to him. From beside him, Mattsun suddenly spoke.
"He really looked like Y/n-san from high school...". Hearing that, Makki agreed by laughing along with the kid as the mentioned person from high school approached their table.
"Um, I'm sorry if he's bo-"
The air seems to freeze, as it becomes harder for Iwaizumi and Y/n to breathe when their eyes met. As the child returns back to the female's presence, Makki and Mattsun sweatdropped at the sudden change of air between all of them. Mattsun soon realized that there is some hidden history between the two, being the perceptive person he is. Makki just stayed dumbfounded by the awkward tension.
Few seconds passed and Iwaizumi realized that his friends had become quite bothered by the situation while the boy eyed all of them with pure curiosity. From the awkwardness of this sudden meet up with 'the one that got away', he decided to break the ice somehow. He knows that both of them could die from the tension itself. But, he's too afraid that he would make a mistake to further push her away, that he spat out the words he dreaded the most.
"So, he's your son?"
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"He's my nephew, Iwaizumi-san."
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The next day.
"Seriously! He had a fucking ex, and we knew about this a day before he's going to California. Can you see the friendship bond there? 'Cause I can't!!" Mattsun blabbered to Makki as both of them made their way towards him.
"I still can't believe you called me Iwaizumi-san yesterday..."
"Well, I can't believe you thought that the kid was my son."
"But, he looks just like you..."
"Hajime, I have siblings... Oh, maybe you've already forgotten about it."
"Babe, we're not starting this again..."
Playful banters are exchanged between you and Hajime. With his hands enveloping yours, it feels just like during high school. The only difference was that both of you were not hiding it anymore.
"Still... I really don't expect you would follow him to the other side after years of not seeing each other, Y/n-chan", Makki said with pure amazement lacing his words. Hearing that, Hajime tightens his hold on your hands while tugging me to his embrace.
"Well, I'm totally not leaving her this time. And I will never will."
Bonus.
"Iwa-chan and Y/n-chan are together?!" Oikawa's voice boomed from the smartphone's speaker while Makki and Mattsun snickered in front of the camera.
"Yeah... and too bad you're the last one to know!"
Hearing that, Oikawa shed tears while wailing about how his childhood friend kept a secret from him all this time. While you joined the pair laughing in front of Oikawa through the video-call, Hajime shouts in front of the phone in order to shut Oikawa's mouth.
"Shut up, Shittykawa!!!"
Seriously, attempts on angst writing really sucks!!!! Well, sorry to the ones that read this thing and decided to vomit TT.TT
I’m sorry for only writing now, since i’ve been busy recording presentations and writing reports for assignments in university. I’m on my way back to you guys, so stay tuned!!!
and feel free to drop some request or rants (because now it’s time for me to procrastinate on my assignments)
#iwaizumi hajime#iwaizumi x reader#iwaizumi#haikyuu!!#haikyuu fanfiction#haikyuu anime#hq spoilers#spoilers#aoba johsai#seijoh#oikawa torū#hanamaki takahiro#matsukawa issei#karasuno#nekoma#shiratorizawa#fukurodani#fanfiction#slight angst#angst#fluff ending#fluff
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Top 10 Naru x Sasu DJs
10. Here’s a parcel for you! by 10-RANKAI (emi)
This is a heartwarming shounen ai (no smut) about Naruto and Sasuke’s lives as jounin. I love sensei’s art style and cute story.
9. Intranet by 10-RANKAI (emi)
Another great dj by 10-Rankai, its more comedic and fluff based but does have a nice smut scene. Nothing hardcore and more of a feel good read than anything else.
8. Trade (pt.1 & 2) by 10-RANKAI (emi)
Alright, hear me out – this might seem like an incredibly biased list right about now, but I can assure you this mangaka is amazing and earned each spot on this list. Trade is another great example of how this sensei puts Naruto and Sasuke in ninja-realistic situations. This two part series is more focused on their emotional connection.
7. Kyuubi Monogatari by KSL/ Okimura Shino
This one is a short read, very fluffy and cute. It has some strange tags because of Naruto’s animal ears in the manga, but I didn’t find it weird at all. No smut.
6. Naruko Cute Cute! by Twinge/ Mushiba
The art style is very similar to 10-Rankai (emi) and the premise is equally cute. No smut just heart warming fluff.
5. Rakujitsu Rakutsui | Setting Sun, Falling Down byTwinge/ Mushiba
This is another short, one shot, fluff piece about Naruto and Sasuke when they were younger. Its so beautifully drawn and conceptually stunning that I dare say I’m emotionally attached to it.
4. Saki Yuku Akari e | Guiding Light by 10-RANKAI (emi)
This is a longer read, and not a drop of smut at all. Its an emotional read, focused on Sasuke’s personal feelings. D yourself a favor and read this one slowly late at night or on a rainy day.
3. Saiaku no Yoru | Worst Night by Twinge/ Mushiba
This is a great premise and story built around one of the best ‘vanilla’ smut scenes I’ve ever read. Its doesn’t have any crazy tags but Naruto and Sasuke are so in character its hard not fall in love with this manga.
2. Fukashi no Aijou, Kashi no Koi | Invisible Love, Love Visible by Twinge/ Mushiba
No smut, but longer than most of the other mangas on this list and just the right amount of OOC-ness (out of character) for both Naruto and Sasuke.
1. Love Brace by Chappa
Full confession, I may have mis-ordered some of these and this probably isn’t my all time favorite Naru x Sasu dj BUT its still a cute, fluff, one sex scene manga that left me wanting a full series from this author. Naruto comes off a bit too naive in this once but the actual series has probably done him more of a disservice.
#yaoi#naruto#sasuke#shounen ai#naru#sasu#naruxsasu#manga#donjinshi#dj#top 10#favorite#smut#fluff#review
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The Velocipastor
Premise according to IMDB: After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.
Premise according to us: Every so often, in an otherwise ordinary life, a movie comes along that is so visionary, so transformative and so ahead of its time that your life is never quite the same afterwards. It probably goes without saying that this is not that film. But damned if we didn’t enjoy the heck out of it anyway.
Wow, that’s high praise there. Honestly, coming across this gem after some of the dross we’ve sat through of late was like going to sleep beside the Trumpster (you nestled in your comfy bed, him prostate and unblinking in his cryovac chamber) and waking up to see a shirtless Justin Trudeau standing over you holding a breakfast tray piled high with croissants and a huge bowl of Nutella.
Mmmm, Nutella. That’s so good smeared across croissants! Right... yes... croissants. Because that would definitely not be the only place we would be smearing Nutella in this scenario. But moving right along…
Ah yes, back to The Velocipastor. Now, where were we? Well, I was about to share my general rule of thumb about this kind of movie. Which is that if the words ‘WTF’ come out of my mouth within the first five minutes, followed by vigorous thrashing of the rewind button, then we’re onto a winner. And these guys managed it with the below shot. *cue supermassive spoiler alert*
You see, during the film’s first few minutes or so, a horrific car bomb kills the family of the film’s hero priest right before his very eyes. But instead of a glorious explosion of sound, violence, body parts and middle aged parental polyester across the big screen, the director merely added a descriptive tile in a font I think came standard with Windows Office 98. I mean, have you ever seen a more excellent manifestation of having no budget than this?
Wait, so there was no explosion, no body parts and no gore... and that’s a good thing? YES! A very good thing. Because it shows they get the essence of B-grade monster movie making, which is that the budget may be small, but the tongue-in-cheek ideas don’t have to be. Talk about happy days!
Still, exploding parents is a pretty awful thing to happen to someone so young, right? Totally. But luckily our hero priest Fr Doug has the wise words of mentor Fr Stuart to ponder as he mourns his loss while sipping - nay sculling - the blood of Jesus Christ in a way we’re fairly certain the Vatican would not be keen on. “Your parents died Doug. That’s what parents do. They die on you.” Dibs putting that on a commemorative T-shirt.
So how exactly does a shattered soul such as Doug then rebuild from there? Well it’s simple. You go to the place where, in the words of Fr Stu, “you think God will not follow.” In this case, China*. And we know it’s China because, despite its resemblance to an everyday tract of north American wilderness, we are offered a few subtle clues. Namely the word ‘China’ appearing on screen in massive type and the sudden arrival of a warrior chick in a white martial arts suit and a vaguely racist bamboo peasant hat. Mind you, we don’t get too much of a look at her since she’s busy copping an arrow straight through the chest from a random ninja in the forest. Then comes the indignity of spending her final moments with our hero priest, who takes one look at the gushing bloody wound and arrowhead embedded prominently in her torso and reaches for the obvious question only a man anyone would ask in the circumstances: “Are you hurt?” Honestly, in her shoes, we would have passed him the cursed dinosaur tooth of the Dragon Warrior too. *note this film predates the arrival of the coronavirus.
By the way, just rewinding matters for a second, I couldn’t help but notice that Doug somehow managed to drive to China ... from the US: Yes, we clocked that too. But rather than get bogged down in logical exploration, let’s just assume Sarah Palin was the film’s geography consultant and move on.
OK, done. Next minute, we’re suddenly back in the US, where Doug is having some bad dreams and feeling hungry* and a prostitute called Carol is being roughed up by her pimp Frankie Mermaid, whose subtle moniker refers to the fact he’s “swimming in bitches”. Frankie old mate, you are so going to die. But not, apparently, before sending Carol out into a dark forest to drum up some business. *if you get what we mean
Wait, is that really where hookers hang out these days? #askingforafriend Well not if they want to make any money, no. But hey, no sacrifice is too great in the pursuit of #plotdevelopment. And just as we type that here it comes, in the form of an armed offender keen to separate Carol from her cash. If only there was someone, anyone, who could just randomly stumble into the forest and rescue our damsel in distress. Oh wait. Is that Fr Doug? Boy, he looks kind of hungry* *if you get what we mean
Next minute: It’s the next morning and a surprisingly buff Fr Doug is in the hooker’s bed. But not like *that*. Because she just wants to chat. Or at least to engage in some very unsophisticated single entendres about how “last night was amazing” even though “it all happened so quickly”. Fortunately her blow by blow* account sets Doug’s mind at ease, except for the bit where he turned into a dinosaur and ate someone. Which he does not believe. Because, and say it with me here religious zealots, “Dinosaurs never existed.” * Wash your mind out with soap - this is a common expression, not a sexual euphenism... yet.
Of course they didn’t. Well I assume she eventually convinces him he’s part velociraptor and that they should use his powers to rid the world of evil. But we don’t want to give away the rest of the movie do we? No, we most certainly do not want to spoil the sure-to-be-hugely-unexpected plot twists of a movie called The Velocipastor. And honestly, half the fun is in the surprises. So instead, let’s just share a few of the queries we asked each other along the way: * Did that guy really just say he’s going to survive the Vietnam War without taking a single hit? I mean, has he ever seen a war movie? * Really? You bought nunchakus to a fight with ninjas? Really? * Wait, does that exorcist have goblin ears? * Are they honestly going to boink for the first time under a chenille duvet? * No, I mean seriously, under a chenille duvet????
Wait, if our hero is a priest, then who is the prostitute boinking? Sorry, can’t answer that. But *cough* The Thorn Birds *cough*.
Well at least tell us Frankie Mermaid bites it bad: Again, mum’s the word. But let’s just say confession isn’t always good for the soul, especially when you may or may not be confessing to a certain earlier car bomb murder.
Intriguing. Well to something you can tell us, did the film get good reviews? To answer this let’s turn to our beloved critics over at the IMDB: “This movie cured my cancer and my acne, my asthma is gone and I don't need my glasses anymore.” Nuff said. Final verdict? Yep! And that’s without even mentioning the best ninjas versus dinosaur fight scene EVER committed to film. EVER. Which I really wanted to film and post here but #respectforcopyright.
Vanilla vodkas needed to sit through it (out of 10): None. And that would be true even if we hadn’t just drunk our own body weight in sugar-free soft drink.
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Requests *Series only*
I will add all requested series to this post from now on.
Jensen x Reader
Kinky is the new vanilla (part 3/? posted) ON HIATUS
Can you do one where Jensen has always been very vanilla in sex but the reader feels lik his holding back, and one day she talks about exploring kinks and they find out he's actually very kinky. Maybe turn it in to a series if you want, they could try a different link in every chapter. Last one could be breeding kink, where they get the happy ending. Just an idea you don't have to made a series out of it if you don't want to.
Can you write mouth fucking with Jensen, where the reader is laying down with her head out of the bed so he can go deep? Thank you!
She’s my future Part 3/5 published
can you write something like stepdaughter but reader being Jensen new wife,much younger than him, Jensen being her first guy and danneel try to being a bitch with her,tell Jensen she cheat on him,supportive Jared and Genevieve and when the reader is pregnant she always stressed and crying for how danneel treat her and jensen loose it because she can lost the baby for the stress (part1) (Part2)-> jj and the twins love her and she treat the child like his own, Genevieve is always with here when the boys films and when danneel treat her bad, but at the end Danneel accept her because she see how jens love her more than anything and ask forgiveness to reader and becomes friends, I want so much angry Jensen to tell her that he’s the reader first and supportive Jensen with reader when she vomit and heartbroken. Fluff,smutty,angst,drama,baby arrivals(She’s an actress on spn)A SERIES
Having my baby
I really love your writing. I was wondering if you could write a series about ( Jensen x Daughter ) age 17 she is in high school and attends a party with her friends and hooks up with someone at the party and gets pregnant. She doesn’t know how to tell Danneel or Jensen. When she does they are a little mad but except her. She keeps the baby, and we see her journey with being pregnant and having the child ( girl - Camila ) and we see y/n grow up and finds someone and falls in love.
Fighting for my love
Summary: Jensen and Y/N met when she started working on Supernatural as a new regular star. As time goes by, they fall in love and start a relationship. The only problem? Jensen is married. No one knows Jensen's marriage is fake, he and his wife are only still together for appearances and for the kid's sake. Jensen's marriage crumbled down when Danneel had an affair with one of Jensen's good friends. Keeping a friendship between them has been hard. Jensen is hurt, not because his ''former'' wife has someone else but because she cheated on him and on top of that Danneel still maintains a relationship with his friend, but they try to be civil for the kids' sake. Even though they are no longer together, and she cheated on him, Jensen told his wife about his relationship with Y/N. Jensen and Y/N have been together for a year now. It's been a long time since Jensen as felt this happy and then his live crumbles down all over again. Danneel is jealous of Y/N, the fact she has a boyfriend doesn't matter all that matters is that Y/N is a treat to Danneel, with Y/N in the way she will never be able to get all Jensen's money so she hires a P.I. to take photos of Jensen 'cheating' on her with Y/N. Danneel blackmails Jensen into breaking up with Y/N saying she will destroy his career if he keeps a relationship with the girl. And just like that Jensen’s life become miserable again.
Dean x Reader
The Italian touch (Series) Part 9/12 published
Request: Could you write a dean x reader virgin series? She’s not so skinny, have curves and take place in leviathan period? She’s in her twenties and bobby kinda adopted her she’s not American but italian and alone in the world? Please
My little Ninja-girl Part 4/? published
If possible can I request a dean series fic were the reader is a bamf hunter tht specializes in knifes but mainly with her 2 katanas & is expert in hand2hand but theres a twist shes got a secret that she keeps hidden from everyone shes a little & has never had a daddy & 1 night her secret comes out Idk how u can do watever u want wth it I just want dean as protective daddy & tells everyone off when they say smethng or watever & as much smut u r willin 2 give us ☺☺ if u don't want 2 I understand
Innoncent Life SERIES
can you do a series of deanxreader (she’s virgin,25 years) like Bella pregnancy on Breaking dawn and the daughter like reenesme? It’s a idea 💕 maybe in moc dean conceived with dean when he had the mark and he thinks the baby is bad but the baby is pure like Reader even if she’s in a bad shape during pregnancy(like Bella) and every time dean help her shower he suffer for her? Angst smutt fluff happy ending (bad guy that want the baby, badass reader) with Sammy,Charlie,cas,Rowena and Crowley🔥❤️
A brand-new life Part 2/? published ON HIATUS
Dean and reader where best friends and in love with each other,she’s younger than him and Sam and still virgin because she for only one guy thighs.When dean go to purgatory her and Sam try to start a new life in charming and tell everyone that are brother and sister(she use the Winchester name)Sam find work in teller officine and her in the bar of the sons and Jax start a crush for her and Gemma likes her so much but,she’s so reserved and every night cry for dean with Sammy hugs ... But one day Jax asks her out and Sammy tell her to give a try that he likes Jax and sometimes he remembers him Dean,so they start dating but nothing more like kiss or make out session because she still heartbroken for D,she have a necklace with D ring. But what happened when Dean come back at their door one night? (The clubs knows who dean is)Angst,Crying,Smut,Fluff,Humor(She will always choose Dean over everyone and lost virginity with him after all)Happy Ending, maybe a wedding?Chubbygirl
Broken WORKING TITLE open for suggestions (Miniseries) COMING SOON
I really love your work . I have a pretty long request to write a series . Reader meets dean when she is travelling with her sister or mom who is a witch, it’s up to you to make the reader a witch or a human . So dean is also hunting a witch but that isn’t the reader’s sister . Maybe add a first kiss stuff here . In the end dean hunts the witch who was actually killing and lets reader and her sister or mom go . Now many years later reader calls dean and tells that their sister/mom is missing. Part (2) actually the readers sister / mom was taken by lucifer to renew his vessel and that was the reason the reader contacts dean . Now they all help find the reader’s sister/ mom and if you want add some smut between the reader and dean as they both have feelings for each other . At the end reader sacrifices herself to save dean and others . But then she isn’t then . Lucifer makes her his sex slave thingy and rapes her ( if you don’t wanna write this thing it’s alright ) Part (3) then the reader escapes but turns out she is pregnant with jack . Now she comes meet dean. And starts living at the bunker . Now this part would be really angsty and sad , as the reader is dying and dean loves her but reader wants to keep her baby . And the final part takes place in season 12 finale as the reader gives birth and dies and you know they confess their love . It was just a story I thought in the shower and well I thought you might wanna write it .
Let’s explore love SERIES
Can you do kinky is the new vanilla series with dean to but she’s virgin,insecure of herself for her not perfect breast and stretch marks and because she’s not skinny like other girls but have curves? But dean he’s so in love with her, she’s his best friend and they talk of everything and dean trust her so much and her and Sammy are like siblings 💕 thank u with a wedding and pregnancy/baby end?
Fifty shades of Dean Winchester
can you write a deanxreader like fifty shades series,but they are hunters she’s younger,curvy,virgin and Bobby adopted her? (She’s like Ana only daughter and with no parents) when her and dean are close but she’s the one who like Ana with Christian make him love? A series pls thank u About the fifty shades request angst too because at the the broke up just like Ana and Christian story but with them hunters thank u
Unrequited Part 18/20 published
Can I request a series about arranged marriage with dean? John and reader’s father had an agreement their oldest children had to get married? It’s an unrequited love because dean was in love with Lisa, the reader knew about the arrangement but Dean didn’t. The reader sort of grew up with the boys, she solo hunts after her father died and soon she joined them, so she keep quite because she loves him so much and wants him to be happy even Sam doesn’t know the arrangement until Angst+drama happens. (Yes he’s with Lisa, About the ending is all up to you it could be Happy ending or Happy ending-ish , Yessss you can add smut!!!!!!! Oh also I kinda feel like the reader is badass hunter but not like “Dean” badass it’s more like she’s badass but delicate, sweet and innocent at the same time... does that make sense?)
Witchcraft
Hey!! Can I request a series if it's not too much trouble, I hope you like the idea and also it’s kind of long so I’ll be sending several asks with the plot hehe. It’s with Dean x Reader, they've known each other since high school but lost touch for a few years and were reunited during a hunt (she's a hunter too). /1/ And after some time they start dating and she moves into the bunker but she never told him that she's a witch and has been since high school (she uses her powers to help people and do good) because she knows how Dean feels about witches and thought that he would get angry and leave her (basically be all Dean about it), Sam doesn’t know either. Then during a hunt it almost goes sideways but didn’t because she uses her powers to save the Winchesters and kills the monster. /2/ Dean and Sam can’t believe it and Dean feels so betrayed he doesn’t talk to the reader on the way back to the bunker. When they get home Dean and the reader have a fight and he asks her if she ever used magic on him to make him fall in love with her, of course she never did but he doesn’t believe her and they break up and she moves out. Months go by, Sam keeps in touch with the reader but Dean doesn’t even want to talk about her (even though he misses her like crazy). /3/ Sorry if the end is rushed and not as detailed as the first part but I didn’t have an idea of how to end it, so feel free to write any ending you think fits better. That’s it! I really hope you like it :) /5/
Crowley’s daughter
1). I wanna request something new! How about reader is Crowley's adopted human daughter (since she was very young) & as the years goes, she grown into a beautiful, curvy, innocent, intelligent, smart & stubborn women. She can fight (for self-defense) but is not in that business. Reader & Winchesters haven't met yet because Crowley don't want to. But due to Winchesters being famous & all one-day Reader finally meets them (how & why it's up to you) 2). She & Dean clicked. Fall in love. Fluffy & happy ending please. Reader is a normal human. Crowley don't like it one bit, but he is quite for his daughter. Threatens Dean to not use her. Maybe married & a kid after some years!? Please?
The replacement
Sorry I’m requesting again. A fic set during the time when Dean goes to hell or Dean goes to Purgatory. The reader and Dean were always in love with each other and everyone knew but they never really got together. When Dean ‘dies’ the reader confides in Sam and they practically get together. But when Dean comes back things get complicated. In the end she ends up with Dean. Very angsty with a plus size/curvy reader please!!!
Dean x Reader x Sam
Our Girl Part 8/? published
I feel bad for making a request. But can I ask for a mafia type fic, where Sam and Dean run ‘the family business’. Maybe involve Cas or John or some other beloved characters in the mafia too. And the reader is this plus size/curvy girl that finds herself thrown into their world. All the smutttttttt!!!
Love finds it way COMING end of August
(1) Dean × Reader × Sam. childhood friendship or After 2/3 years of friendship. When reader gets kidnapped & torture. Winchester brothers are going mad without her in worry & they realize their love for her. After savings her & bringing her back to healthy (takes 2-3weeks) they confess their feelings that they love her. Reader also loves them too. & They promise to make everything workout. Some lovely fluff & sweet & protective Sam & overprotective Dean. They are best team ever together. (2) Get back to their normal new life with some soft, lingering touches, kisses, winks & teasing here & there. They are super happy. When John & Marry come back from dead. You all are very happy. But as they (john & marry) realize the relationship between brothers are reader. The insult reader Pretty badly when the boys are not around, as to make her leave the bunker. So lately readers avoid brothers & becomes more & more silent. (3) She doesn't want to be a reason for the fight between brothers and parents. But one day boys caught John calling reader a slut & mary glaring & throwing other insults to her. & Reader silently listening and not saying anything as to respect her. Boys defend her. Tell them they love her & make them happy. Pretty big argument & fight. As they fight reader runs to her room & shuts the door & cry for a whole day, thinking that she feared this would happen one day or the other. (4) Sam & Dean convince their parents to give this relationship a chance. Smoothing reader by boys. On coming time their parents notice how reader even take care of small things, need & behavior changes in Sam & Dean & try to make them happy. Reader can understand the mood & needs of boys before they can even say, as she knows them too well. John & marry once listened as she blamed herself for fight between parents and brothers. So they feel guilty & apologies. (5) They slowly warm up to reader & came to accept & love her. Some years later married with brothers, reader announcing she is pregnant with twins. Girl from Dean & Boy from Sam. Please involve the different phases of pregnancy & morning sickness, weird craving, baby kicks, etc. Child birth. Happiness in family. Taking kids home. Dipper duty for Sam & Dean & reader is too tired & all. Lots of Fluff. Breakfast in bed. (6) Some years later, twins being 5-6 years old. Full family, kids, daddies & grandparents give reader a surprise birthday party & pamper her full day. Full family dinner & movie night. Putting kids to bed & reader & Sam & Dean sharing a bed after having sex. & They remind her that she is an amazing mother & wife & that they said they would make is work out while cuddling. Happy ending & lots of fluff
Jared x Reader
Watching for Comets COMING SOON - WIP
Request: I was wondering if you could write a Jared x reader series. They used to be a couple, but their careers took them on different paths. Eventually they end up meeting again on SPN. I got inspired to come up with this idea from a lyrics from Skillet's Watching For Comets. "You were a comet and I lost it Watching for comets, will I see you again? Everybody needs someone but they can't feel like this How can I breathe with this burning s burning in my chest? You were gone so fast" They haven't seen each other in years and now they forced to play love interest that could be the angst part. Smut, fluff, happyend, some drama
Jensen/Dean
Mixed up worlds
Hi dear! Can I request a series where due to some witch Dean & Jensen are exchanged in their world taking each other's place. Total confusion. Then accept. Realise their importance & how lovely they & their family. Working with their alternate family. Tips for their reader to confess their feelings. Back to their universe/dimensions. Happy endings. Dean×Y/N (not confess because they are they). Happy fluffy endings. Smutty & confession for Dean!
Complicated
Can you do a three parts or series when reader is adopted by the boys in levy period she’s younger than both, one day her and the boys got zap in the spn tv universe on jensen door, hosts them in his home calling Jared trying to find a way to send them home, the reader is not part of the series so when jensen ask dean who she is dean seeing how jens looks at her tell she’s his girl, now her and dean have a complicated relationship (1) (2) dean had taken her virginity she had sex only with him but he’s to ass to admit his in love with her and want more, she’s heartbroken for that and Sammy is protective of her. For a week the boys stay in jensen home and everytime reader see jensen with his kids and danneel she have teary eyes, she’s not talking with dean and dean is going insane for that. One day danneel see how reader is watching at jensen playing with the kids and hugging her reader start crying (3) dee tell her that she’s watching them with so much love,she tell dee that jens have the same face of dean and she can’t stop thinking of having this with him when dee see behind reader dean and Sam earring them she tell her what’s stopping her of having that so she says that she’s ugly and dean don’t want girl like her that she’s just the comfort fuck after the nightmare, dee lock disappointment at dean then touching reader checks (4) dee say to her that since she come in her house jens fell in love with her how every night he tell her that he understands why dean loves her reader apologies to dee for that but dee laugh tell her that she know jens loves her but for some motives loves reader too then when dee see dean watching angry at jens who is earring too dee says to dean that at least jens had the balls to says that even if his married with her, when dean yell at jens he run away to not let them see him crying (5)reader go after him when she see him crying hug him telling him to stop pretending they’re not soul mate,she want him not jensen,she wish it was dean with they’re kids dean says something too,make love with the next morning when during breakfast jared is there too when dean and reader enter the room Jar says to jens & Sam why the Winchester have her and in the tv serie not when dean grunt something how fake Sammy want his girl too while she kiss his cheek whispering how only him can have her (6) dean smirk, reader talk with dee with jj on reader lap both dean/jens are watching reader talk with jj with adoration when cass pops up telling that reader in not in the series since she’s from this world taken in spn universe since she’s dean soul mate for that she’s much younger than him. When they have to come back twins/jj can’t stop hugging her jens too and dee is crying for loosing her. Jens jar threatens dean to treat her good or Sammy will beat him for them too (7) back at the bunker reader is a little sad because she can’t have that family with dean so she go bed, Sam tell dean why she’s sad dean go to her hugging her for behind that he will try to give her what she wish. Two years later jens door ring when he open dean reader with a one year baby in her hand and a big 6 months bump with Sam are at the door, jens go straight to reader dean grunt how fake him keep wanting his wife dee screaming when she see her the kids exited (8) dinner together, dee keep touching her bump and telling her that jens is jealous dean knocked her girls laughing dean going behind reader hugging her telling that when that pops out he puts another inside, flushed reader , dinner talking end with dean and reader in bed cuddling talking back at the bunker .... angst smutt fluff humor possessive protective dean
NON SPN
Dark Angel
More than a little girl Part 4/? published ON HIATUS DUE TO NONE EXISTENCE INTEREST
Alec McDowell reader as many parts &smut as u wnt were a group of transgenetics escape from manticore including alec max & reader but the reader is like the runt of the group like small but curvy & everyone underestimates her but wat they dont no is tht shes diff she can transition her face like they do off tvd as the group escapes they r surrounded by soliders and cant do anything then the reader takes them out and everyones amazed u can write how ever u want the reader and alec to be 2gether
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A Saved Dance
Karedevil One-shot
Premise: AU in which anguished teenage Matt Murdock finds himself in Vermont and unexpectedly bonds with a girl he saves named Karen Page.
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Vermont, it seemed like a good idea at the time. These days Matt Murdock was looking for places to escape. Forget the past. Forget all about the pain entwined with his father’s death and Stick abandoning him. And especially avoid his irritating anomalies thanks to that freak accident when he was ten. Giving him unique heightened senses which only further alienated him from the rest of the world. Matt just didn’t want to deal with it anymore nor stay in New York. Too many memories and harsh realities. And Matt was sick of everyone’s pity over his blindness which never held him back from his academic achievements and his ability to fight like a ninja warrior.
But no matter what he did to fill that void of loneliness, reading, training at his father’s gym, running on rooftops or attending mass at his Catholic church; none of it helped. The only thing Matt could think of at the time was...taking his saved allowance, leaving the orphanage he’d been staying at for six years and hopping the Greyhound out of Hell’s Kitchen. Careful to deflect suspicion that he was a runaway. A skill that came in quite handy during Stick’s teachings. If he could successfully block out nightmares, slept most the way. Never did Matt imagine winding up in Vermont of all places though. It wasn’t even his first choice of destination.
He couldn’t see it the way everyone else did but he did sense its exquisite hi-def details. This place was so much quieter than the noisy filled streets he was used to back in New York. Calmer and more serene despite detecting cows mooing in the distance. Crisp autumn air, maple trees mixed with fresh baked pumpkin pies filled Matt’s lungs whenever he breathed, painting the picture of a humble little farming community. It was peaceful here but Matt had to admit combing the sidewalk with his cane and backpack slung over his shoulder, he missed the darkness he felt back in Hell’s Kitchen. It was easier to be discreet from casual observers whenever he did his rooftop routines. Easier to be alone.
“Hey stop it!” He suddenly heard a girl’s voice cry out in peril. “Give that back!”
Matt had been stalking around town all afternoon until twilight, finding himself parked in front of a chain-linked fence to what he sensed was a school. And judging by the rowdy pop music blasting from building at this late hour, some festivities were taking place. Possibly a themed dance. Not really his scene though he’d never actually been to one and couldn’t help feeling at little curious at the time. That changed the second he heard her voice calling for help, provoking Matt to jump the fence like a super athlete and charging in the direction of the three young assailants.
They were around the corner of the school building,he picked up sounds of fiendish chortles and chatter among the boys. Matt figured this girl’s harassers had stolen something pretty valuable, a hair clip, childishly tossing it back and forth while she attempted to retrieve it. That didn’t go so well. She was pushed down on the ground with a loud THUD! At that moment Matt intervened.
“Hey!” Matt barbed, tightly grasping his cane. “I think you better leave her alone.”
“Oh and who’s gonna make us?” jeered one of the boys. Matt could tell he was taller and a little bit older than him. Built like a football player. In between taunts the bully paused and Matt’s brows furrowed. Practically feeling this kid’s gawking eyeballs on his white cane. “I’m not into hitting cripples Dude, so take a hike.”
Matt firmly stood his ground. These boys didn’t intimidate him. “Not until you return this girl’s property. Then I’ll leave.”
“Last warning chump, get out of here!”
“You heard what he said this has nothing to do with you!” spat another boy.
“Like I said,” Matt taunted with a dark smirk. “I’m not going anywhere.”
He could hear hands closing into lethal fists. These’s boys were looking to mess with him. “Then I guess it’s your funeral.” One of them growled.
Normally Matt hated getting involved in random altercations, it went against his personal morals but for some reason he just couldn’t ignore this. He could’ve easily taken the high road and just verbally persuaded them to do the right thing. Wouldn’t have had to resort to humiliating these punks; effortlessly countering all their assaults, blocking oncoming punches and reversing each attack impressively with his own. Occasionally using his cane as a weapon. Left, right, he repeated the steps in his mind; maneuvering with the agile and speed of a gymnast. Nonetheless Matt’s intentions weren’t to hurt these boys yet he couldn’t deny the satisfaction it was giving him.
“So do you feel like returning this girl’s property now?” Matt snarled breathlessly, gripping the main boy’s elbow into a backwards hold as the other two kids groaned in pain. “Or do I have to snap your arm?”
“F-FINE! Fine I’ll do it!” he whimpered. “Just don’t hurt me anymore man!”
“Good answer.”
Releasing the punk, he stayed true to his word handing the girl’s hair clip to Matt then he and his buddies resumed to limping off their shame. Matt chuckled in his throat wiping off some blood residue from his mouth, listening as their scurrying footprints faded into a deafening silence. He was alone again...isolated as he’d liked it...well except for a delicate yet rapid beating chest not belonging to him.
“Its alright.” He reassured. “You don’t have to be afraid. They’re gone.”
As Matt went to retrieve his cane off the grass, a sweet voice so weightless like a dove’s feather tickled his ear.
“Thank you.” She said. Matt could’ve sworn his heart stopped and was now in the presence of an angel as vanilla soap and apple permeated his nostrils. Her voice was so pure it shone light through the pitch-blackness. And there was something oddly soothing about this girl’s presence while she slowly approached. “I didn’t know what I would’ve done if you hadn’t...Timmy and those guys are such jerks.”
Exhaling he nearly forgot to breathe in his response. “Are you okay?”
“Better...now.” Matt didn’t have to assume she nodded saying this. From what he could tell she was two years younger than him, at least thirteen or fourteen yet carried herself quite mature for most girls her age. “Haven’t seen you around town before. You just move here with your folks?”
“Uh..no.” He swallowed bowing his head. “I’m just passing through.”
Strangely enough the girl didn’t press him. “Yah I know the feeling.”
“You do?”
“I feel like escaping sometimes myself.” Said the girl. Just as he thought the conversation would end there she asked. “H-how did you do that anyway?”
Matt was taken aback. “Do what?” Throwing his backpack over his shoulder.
“Where did you learn those moves? That was amazing.”
“Secret.” he grinned handing over the hair clip which she took. No way he was ever going to tell her the blind old man who trained him like an assassin. “I think this belongs to you.”
“Yah its...it was my mom’s.” she confessed, voice going somber as he heard her fingers sweep through her long blond locks. “I wanted to wear it for the dance tonight. Didn’t expect Timmy Atkins to just rip it out of my hair and play hot potato with it.”
Matt perked up. “So you are at a dance.” He guessed right after all. “I figured as much. Seemed a little late for school to be in session.”
The girl laughed politely.
“Oh I definitely think its way past that.” Then she held out her hand. “I’m Karen.”
“Matt.” He reciprocated the handshake gesture.Touch of her skin was soft and warm like silk he didn’t want to let go.Then again it was getting late and he needed to find a place to crash for a while. “Well...I guess I better be going.”
“Wait!” Karen called after him as he turned to leave. “You don’t have to leave. Why don’t you stay, we could...go back into the dance?”
“Nah its not really my thing.” Matt faltered. “Besides I don’t even go to your school and you just met me.”
“Oh...right.”
Matt didn’t need sight to detect the whiff of disappointment in her vocal cords and the beating of her heart. Karen let out a melancholy sigh which in turn prompt him to change his mind. Sure this whole thing seemed a little awkward and he preferred his isolation but for some reason he enjoyed her company.
“I...guess I could stick around a little longer.”
Karen’s body temperature rose delightedly. “Really?”
“Sure why not. I’ve got nothing better to do” Matt verified, balancing his weight on the cane. “What do you suggest?”
“We could...walk over to the gazebo in the garden and talk?” Karen proposed.
“Okay.”
Offering to take his hand, Karen led Matt through the grass back onto the gravel path towards the back of the building. Careful not to trip on her pale blue dress. At first neither of them knew what to say then a conversation started forming. Karen told Matt all about her life in Vermont. Informing him of her friends at school and some of her hobbies. Matt on the other hand was a little hesitant sharing parts of himself in the beginning. When she finally asked about his disability, omitting certain details like his heightened senses, he would explain how he saw things from a different perspective.
He noticed the way she would marvel at him curiously, listening to his voice. It was flattering. Matt felt he’d made his first sincere connection with another person. And it was mutual for Karen. Arriving at the gazebo they sat down on the bench together. However Matt’s heart sank wishing he could see this place the way she did. A magnificent pavilion structure, octagonal shaped arches with dozes of flowers spilling around it according to Karen’s description. Sucking up the sweet aroma Matt depicted the scent of stonecrops, yarrow and daises. The smell of Autumn his favorite season.
When the evening got chillier Matt offered his flannel shirt to Karen. If he'd thought of wearing a jacket he would've preferred to give her that.
“So...where are you going?” Karen queried spontaneously.
Matt turned to her with a baffled expression. “What?”
“You’re carrying around that backpack full of stuff.” she noticed him gripping the bag under one arm. “You must be going someplace.”
He froze and Karen realized she’d gotten too evasive.
“Sorry I didn’t meant to pry.”
“No its fine.” he said uncertainly. “I guess I just...needed to get away for awhile.”
“From your family?”
Matt’s lips tightened in a straight line.
“You don’t have to tell me if you don’t want to.” Karen assured him. Then she hugged her knees to her chest. “Sometimes I wanna disappear to a private island. I use to write stories about it all the time.”
Matt’s head poignantly ticked. “You did?”
“Yah, I really want to be a writer someday. What about you?”
“I going to be lawyer.” he replied confidently, it was the one thing he was sure about. “I’ve been reading law books since I was ten. It’s all I’ve wanted to do.”
“That’s great! I’m sure you’d be good at that.”
“How so?” Matt laughed. “We only just met.”
“Its just a feeling I get...when I’m around you.” Karen smiled gently bumping her shoulder into his. Before she had the chance to say something further a slow song interrupted the calm atmosphere, pouring from outdoor speakers of the school. It was doleful in melody, almost depressing yet Matt knew it. Hearing it once on the radio back at the orphanage. Everything by Lifehouse. “I like this song.”
“It’s okay.” Matt half shrugged.
Then he felt Karen’s body brush passed him as she climbed to her feet.
“Want to dance?” she asked holding out her hand.
His tongue tied. “What right now?”
“Yah I’ve got one last dance saved in me. Want to?”
Matt fumbled in his seat debating whether this was a good idea or not. He didn’t want to tell her he had two left feet let alone he’d never been to a school dance. Sure Matt had graceful rhythm and technique when it came to fighting but when it came to dancing? He floundered. About to decline the gesture when Karen took the decision out of his hands and yanked him up.
“I’m not really good at this.” Matt admitted sluggishly. Glancing downward.
“You don’t need to be.” Karen told him gently, placing his hands at her waist and embracing her’s around his neck. He could hear her heart racing almost in-sync with his. And his cheeks flustered. “All you do is...fall into the music and let go.”
He nodded. Holding her in his arms and they began to sway sideways, occasionally turning in a counter-circle. Matt to his surprised stopped thinking. He didn’t even step on her toes. His focus remained with her. A girl he’d just met but felt like he’d known his whole life. She stared at him hypnotically and subtly moved closer into his space. This made him nervous, mouth parting, but he didn’t resist. Chest to chest, Karen leaned her head against his shoulder closing her eyes.The smell of her hair was so fragrantly rich in vanilla. He could lose himself in that scent if he wasn’t careful. Then unexpectedly Matt’s feet stopped and Karen glanced skyward.
“Is everything okay Matt?” she asked him.
“Its perfect.” he said softly.
KAREN! Karen!
Suddenly the mood spoiled when they heard other girl voices coming from behind them. Startled Karen disengaged herself from Matt’s grasp and spun towards the people calling her name. Apparently she recognized them and probably had to go back. It was her life anyway not his. She was too nice to get wrapped up in his crazy, messed up world. As he listened to her shuffle down the steps towards the voices of her friends, Matt seized the opportunity to grab his things and split from the gazebo. He hated leaving her like this, she deserved an explanation. But being so flaky these days he didn’t have it in him to do so.
Instead he hopped the chain-linked fence and looked over his shoulder one final time.
“Goodbye Karen...thanks for the dance.”
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