#Vallery Irons Protection

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Beautiful ladies 📸

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Dean Haglund as himself in S03E05 of "V.I.P." (2000)

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63) V.I.P.

65) Title- VIP S03E14 ‘AI Highrise’

Year- 2001

Character- Nero

Synopsis- Val and half of the team are hired by Trans Global International Finance to test out a new AI security system in an LA skyscraper. However, bad guy Nero and his team have also broken into the building.

Medium- Youtube

Entirety or episode?- Episode

Overall verdict- So, of all of the many, many (well, 66) shows I’ve watched during this project, VIP was the one that proved next to impossible to get hold of. It’s NOWHERE, guys. There are episodes up on Sony Crackle, just not the ones with Mr S in. There’s a DVD, but only of Season 1. There’s the odd episodes on Youtube and Daily Motion, but not the ones I was after in English. I even messaged all the Pamela Anderson fan sources I could find (not a single one got back to me…) So, I ended up having to watch AI Highrise on Youtube, with a really loud Russian voice-over (48 ½ Hours is literally nowhere to be found). This resulted in me probably not having the best grasp of this episode, however, I also get the strong impression that this show is far from rocket science. It’s silly, camp and fun, with Pamela Anderson trotting around on spike heels in a see-through shirt, solving crime (or something). PI Vallerey Irons has a team of really quite adorable-seeming comrades, and the whole thing comes across as weirdly cute and wholesome, despite that it’s evidently mainly trading off, well, cleavage. Even the poison darts that the rogue building AI fires at the team (really) are fluffy. Also, this has one of the most batshit plots I’ve ever encountered – they ultimately defeat the AI (spoiler alert) by Val getting off with a Hot Shirtless Random (he’s shirtless because it was really hot when him and Val were crawling through the air ducts to escape the bad guys… right) so the AI decided it was in love with her too, and when told that it couldn’t be in love with a human because it’s a computer, it got so sad it shut down, thus overriding the self-destruct bomb. Guys, I did not remotely hate this, and I have no regrets having taken the time to watch it, even though I caught about one word in twenty, and I would very much like to watch a version that I could hear properly.

Screen time- Main character for this episode.

Accent- English

Mark’s character- OK, so from what I can gather from what I could make out despite obscuring voiceover, Nero is a typical Sheppard baddie, who breaks into Trans Global to steal piles of cash and then blow up the building to cover his tracks (as you do). He’s obviously a grade-A turd (he injects Trans Global guys with poisoned truth serum in his first scene to get what I presume were the building/safe codes) but he’s cool, competent and collected. If you’re prepared to watch something with the sound off just to see Mark look all smirky and sleek in a white boiler suit, then this is the Youtube offering for you. Heads up, he also gets to ride a motor bike in this one.

Highlight- The bike.

The boiler suit.

Pamela Anderson hiding under a table while a computer system fires fluffy darts at her.

“It’s really hot in these air con ducts, we best take our shirts off” LOL FOREVER.

“Oh my God my mascara’s melting!” <-- one of the few lines I could properly make out, and it’s a good ‘un.

The bit where Hot Shirtless Guy falls out of an air vent and challenges Nero in hand to hand combat made me howl with laughter.

Val defeating Nero’s henchwoman with… makeup..?..?

Also, I realise Hot Shirtless Guy is technically a goodie, but there’s just something intensely satisfying about watching him get his arse completely handed to him by Nero (until Val somewhat unsportingly tasers Nero in the head.)

Rewatch?- If I can ever find these two episodes in English, I will be delighted to watch them properly, because this show looks hilarious.

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god i love this show

[evilrashida]

V.I.P.  (Vallery Irons Protection) 

[sleeping-in-quicksand]

found all four seasons of V. I. P. ! internet has finally come through for me. i’ve been wanting to rewatch it for ages.

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Вип сериал девушки с характером

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Вип сериал девушки с характером

Какие только сюрпризы порой не подкидывает судьба. Валлери Айронс – обыкновенная девушка, работающая продавцом хот- догов, даже представить не могла, что однажды ей придется спасти человека, причем ее действия сочтут профессиональными и предложат работать в охранном агентстве. Если бы ей кто –то сказал о подобных перспективах, она бы посчитала этого человека вел��ким фантазером. Но однажды и правда ей представился случай спасти одну весьма известную личность, которая приняла ее за телохранительницу. И вскоре Валлери уже работает в собственном охранном агентстве «V.I.P.», эту аббревиатуру можно расшифровать как Vallery Irons Protection. У бывшей продавщицы хот – догов начинается богатая на событий и приключения жизнь…

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Dustin as Johnny Loh in V.I.P.

3X16 Goodfidellas <3

[lazyexceptwhencooking]

I really appreciate Vallery Irons Protection as an adult. Like, it's lowkey girl power as hell!

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V.I.P. Vallery Irons Protection (2001)

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V. I. P. Season 1

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Dean Haglund as himself in S02E08 of "V.I.P." (1999)

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Pamela Anderson - Vallery Irons Protection

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REMEMBER V.I.P.?!

I think I wanted Nikki and Johnny to get together, but I'm not sure. I'd have to rewatch some episodes. Which doesn't sound like a bad idea.

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Dustin as Johnny Loh in V.I.P.

3X16 Goodfidellas <3