#Val out here with no rizz

[0ccuria]

new bio-cards! used @tav-dex's template as a base to build off of.

[pinkyjulien]

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[reckless-rider]

Somehow this man got the guy idk how but he did

Context: Val saved him from some captors and an awful pickup line was basically the first thing out of Vals mouth

[thedeepstate69]

Rating Val ships simply because i can

I stared at my laptop for like 10 mins figuring out how i was gonna order this

Glalaxsea (Astra x Harbor)

A solid 9/10 overall

10/10 ship name

Very simple and very sweet

Nothing too interesting

forget the moon and the sun its moon and sea no i will not be told otherwise

(the moon and the sea fell in love but were separated and now the sea tries to reach for the moon and thats why we have waves is the story behind it btw)

Reyge (Reyna x Sage)

An easy 10/10

7/10 ship name

its good but theres better ya know

The fluff and angst potential is so good

Bitemark (Viper x Chamber)

7/10 ship

oh my god 10/10 ship name

the amount of angst that drips from this ship is delicious

viper falling hard only to find out abt everett lind nd what chambers done

fuck buddies but viper falls in love only to get her heart broken

i like them sad

Fadeshock (Fade x Neon)

10/10 ship imo

ship name is mid im so sorry 2/10

gf's who are afraid of their radiance learning control and acceptance from each other

yes pls

i think they take naps together

Yorunix (Yoru x Pheonix)

a healthy 9/10 ship

yorunix is 1/10 riftfire is 6/10 firewalker (which is what i call them) 10/10

Yoru is so in love with Phoenix and he is very mad about it

Phoenix is oblivious

I just think they love each other

Cyberowl (Sova/Cypher)

7/10 imo but its also one of my favs

8/10 ship name since i think it's pretty dope

*quietly chants in your ear* rivals to lovers rivals to lover rivals to-

Cypher had a wife but still has negative rizz and Sova is a useless homosexual

you know im right

Yokye (Yoru x Skye)

pls don't hurt me for this but 2/10

pretty good ship name tho 8/10

yeahhhhhhhhhhhh i just don't really like it at all as a ship

i can see why it's just....

MOVING SWIFTLY ON

Nanobomb (Raze x Killjoy)

10/10 and i will not be taking critism

10/10 ship name

adhd x autism

both of them aggressively pined for ages

useless lesbians fr

nothin more to say rlly

Viper x Reyna (I have no idea what their ship name is i'm sorry)

8/10 overall

i dont know what they're ship name is but i'm assuming it's good

THE ANGST MMMMMMMMMMM

get outa here with your enemies to lovers they're enemies and lovers

A lot of hatefucking im not gonna lie to you

[vroomian]

Thanks for the speedy response! I know you got your rl stuff going on and I appreciate it 83

I’m dying laughing at yrx trying his best to be boring and unnoticeable but he’s trying too hard and getting noticed anyway. That makes sense, I kinda assumed that Charlie met yrx through Lucifer when she was young.

Also, did yrx end up changing his normal identity again after the Valentino drama? Like, idk fake his death during an extermination or something? Like how mdzs yrx I think contemplates leaving GusuLan after his almost death?

Probably not. But now I’m invested in how many identities that yrx maybe has.

Makes sense he would be friendly with Angel with his past life, assuming it stayed the same and he was still a librarian with sex work on the side.

Sorry this is a bit long but last question I swear. How did yrx’s first meeting with Lucifer go?

I’m not really set in Yrz and Lucifer’s relationship yet tbh. Idk how they met or their dynamic just yet. It might just be a one sided crush on Lucifer’s part because making him have a gay crisis is still funny. There’s no end game relationship in this au yet. I have no idea how they met! I think it was probably not in heaven though because Lucifer already fell before Yrz got there.

I don’t think Yrz faked his death again. It was more like he hit hell and decided to let loose for a decade or two after dealing with heavens bullshit for so long. Compared to regular Yrz he’s much less cautious because he’s already dead and in hell! Consequences received and not that bad.

He went on sort of sin binge, and fell into a sex worker job pretty quickly. It’s fun most of the time and he makes money and connections hella fast so it’s win win for him. He stays independent from val though which drives Val nuts. I think he and Val fall into a situationship because Yrz really is good in bed and charming when he needs to be. He’s got the rizz! After Yrz made enough to get his library off the ground he quit the industry to Val’s shock and anger. There’s a period of time where Yrz stayed out of Val’s way and focused on his library while waiting for the tantrum to end. Val is like a bitter ex boyfriend lol.

I think yrzs stage name would be foxy codone to match with angel dust lol. Yrz only has three solid identities here: stage precense foxy, worksona the library demon, and regular Yrz. He will occasionally lie to strangers for fun though.