#Vaelum

[caelumsnuff]

Prey

Ummmmmmm first art im posting online like ever ever!!!! >///< *Explodes*!

And of course it is Vaelum, the ship that has ahold of me by the brainstem. I just had to draw them in the Interview with a vampire drawing meme pose. It was mandatory actually.

Bloody version below the cut, as well as a link to the higher quality and naked versions :3

(Don't repost my art anywhere. at all.)

[willowtreeaniani]

"VAELUM IS DISGU-"

shhhh, child

if you have EVER enjoyed

vincent (ruined lovelys whole life)

early days david (daddy issues and took it out on angel)

caller (jacks off on call but wont tell you, also is he a demon or what)

regulus (do i really need to explain)

blake (ate 2 gods, big back)

or vega (hes perfect, nvm)

then dont talk to me about "problematic ships"

thank you

[regulology]

you guys are all DEEPLY immature to a degree that genuinely fucking baffles me lol shame on all of you for acting like children instead of using your Internet Safety 101 and just not interacting with things you dont like. and not to be a bitch but why are some of the most aggravating and agitating people that have graced this tag coming on to say "____ is the worst person in the fandom" GROW UP!!!! youre a plague on this website please please please touch grass

[obsessivedino]

When you say Vaelum do you mean like…romantic?

Sure! Whatever shipping two characters entails, really

The thing is I'm aro, so romance isn't something I really understand; I just like (quoting a friend) "mushing two barbie dolls together". Hope this helps!

[willowtreeaniani]

If you want to bring back public shaming, actually do it,

dont just screenshot my post

literally imagine being too pussy to say it to my face

"i wouldnt have anyone to make fun of without redacted proshippers"

imagine, i wonder what youd do with your life then

they are so right! i wouldn’t have anyone to make fun of without redacted proshippers.

[thegoldenlittlerose]

I never thought I would have to do this but seems it's needed.

I do not like Vaelum, I do not like Caelum being shipped with anyone. Never.

So why am I getting tagged on a post of Block list on Vaelum content? The only thing I've said is in regards of people writing things clearly and properly tagged about content that is problematic for a lot of people so why am I getting tagged in this?

[luvranton]

🍷 intro post ★

hello! the name's jax, but i also go by ash, ashjax, soren or asher!

i use they/he/she (in order of preference), and i'm demisexual + panromantic

at the time of this post (10/9/24) i am 16, which means i am a minor, so dni if that makes you uncomfortable :D

mostly here for redactedaudio related shenanigans!

i post doodles and icon edits once in a while and i ramble about what i like! perhaps i'll gain the courage to post my hcs one day too,,,

i'm a monoglot (rip) so i'm fluent in and mainly use english, but i can probably read/write/understand a fair bit of malay! i like to pretend i'm decent at chinese to honor my lineage but let's be real here

my faves ★

yuurivoice : charlie, jack, auron, seth !

redactedaudio : gavin, anton, vincent, sam, david, blake, guy, aaron, geordi, asher, milo, elliott, lasko <3

my tags ★

#jax’s musings: my yapping, hcs, thoughts, etc

#jax tryhards: my art and doodles

#jax iz iconic: my icon edits/fanmade thumbnails or tapes for redacted verse :P

other stuff i like ★

here!! i don’t talk about them much so imma just hshahaha

thank you for reading ♡ (let's be friends! i don't bite :3)

small dni : caelum s3xualisers/romanticisers, kody defenders, proshippers (including vaelum, yall are vile)

[obsessivedino]

ask and you shall receive /lh

Vaelum edition

*cough cough* *cough cough* artists of the redacted fandom: what if...?

Casual!Vega in a cropped hoodie? Wouldn't that be funny and stupid?????????? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[controversial-bitch]

Vaelum Blocklist

If you don’t want to see any Vaelum shipper, block all the people down below xx

Caelumsnuff

Nortyourself

Willowtreeaniani

Potatsisgud

Pinchebeaner97

Optimisticpoetryheart

Obsessivedino

Nicoillustrates

Free-boundsoul

Millie10

Quinncollinsandvega

Ashkhol

Amaranthmylove

1-n-k

Web-kindle

Foreverxrain

Softly-falling-stars

Erzoenthusiast

Thegoldenlittlerose

Autisticempathydaemon

Juicito

Plumdreadful

Mikayel777

Jazzyline

Cakeswitsauce

Reminicentyearn

Occasionalcoherence

Officiallyaj

Shawtistic

Kekekuroasmr

Crowsandchrome

Mr-laveau

Cashandprizes

Toadkatkat

Gingerbreadmonsters

Sri-rachaa

Pinksparkl

Frenchiefitzhere

Bratty-telepath

Zozo-01

[caelumsnuff]

HEY YOU!!!!

Look at my Vaelum sims 🥺

I love them so much they really have consumed me these past few months, they genuinely have a death grip on my heart like no other

[willowtreeaniani]

porter treasure pirate pun???

HEAR ME OUT

porter? port?

boats? pirates?

pirates like treasure?

WOAH

i bet this thouvht isnt original in the slightest

[anonymousredactedconfessions]

tbh i dont actually care much abt the Caelum shipping / Vaelum stuff. i just pretend to be on the anti side so that i dont lose my friends

.

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

BTO THERES MORE😭

THERES NOW A SMUT VAELUM FANART ONE💀

I just unmuted an Ao3 fic writer. I now remember why I muted them to begin with.

(Vega and Caelum shipper.)

[obsessivedino]

Sadism’s Hold

[z4znyxx]

Now this is about the ship "Vaelum" a.k.a Caelum x Vega , since Erik said that Caelum is a child character then shipping him with an adult is considered PR0SHIPPING which is very very fucking disgusting and makes me sick to my stomach , even if Caelum was an adult it would still be considered pr0shipping because it would be abuser x abused/toxic relationship, and let's not forget about the fanfics ofc!!! Aight so as i am aware there were 4 fanfics about Caelum being sexualized and having sexual interaction with other characters , there were "vaelum" fanfics and caelum x fl/Gavin , Fl and Caelum are like smh Family to him and shipping him with them ITS JUST DISGUSTING and if you are okay with those and if you are okay with pr0shiping you need professional help

[shell-husk]

The Chubbimancer

I stalk through the crowds smirking, the villagers push past not paying attention, I assess them all searching for a new target. There! he’s perfect, beautiful delicate features and glossy curled face framing hair.

Making my way towards him I hold out my hand and once i’m close enough I slap him on the belly before disappearing into the crowd to watch.

The beautiful target staggers and looks around in anger, unable to find his assailant. His belly starts to push against his clothes, he hasn’t noticed yet. I grin in anticipation. The target goes back to speaking to his companions unaware of his rapidly fattening body. His belly doubles and triples in size pushing his vest and shirt to the limit, his companions have begun to notice. His buttons pop off, and he finally notices, face flushing red in humiliation as his pale flesh jiggles free of his now tattered shirt and vest. A loud rip pierces the air as his pants are shredded by his newfound flab.

The other villagers have taken notice and begun to stare. My target whimpers and tries to cover his face with his pudgy hands. The weight continues to pile on until he’s forced onto his colossal ass, his hands and feet wiggle helplessly as he quickly becomes too fat to even hope of moving. He begins to moan in spite of himself, every inch of his fattening body is becoming more and more sensitive by the second.

I snap my fingers and the growth stops once he’s nothing more than a moaning immobile blob of fat in the village square, hardly even recognizable as human. Happy, I walk out of the village whistling to myself. Soon enough every man in the village will be that big, war is far easier when the opposing army is too fat to resist.

I take out my map and cross another village off the list while I smile to myself, the King of Vaelume will pay me handsomely for this service.

Off to the next town, and my next target.