#Vaelum

[caelumsnuff]

Prey

Ummmmmmm first art im posting online like ever ever!!!! >///< *Explodes*!

And of course it is Vaelum, the ship that has ahold of me by the brainstem. I just had to draw them in the Interview with a vampire drawing meme pose. It was mandatory actually.

Bloody version below the cut, as well as a link to the higher quality and naked versions :3

(Don't repost my art anywhere. at all.)

[willowtreeaniani]

"VAELUM IS DISGU-"

shhhh, child

if you have EVER enjoyed

vincent (ruined lovelys whole life)

early days david (daddy issues and took it out on angel)

caller (jacks off on call but wont tell you, also is he a demon or what)

regulus (do i really need to explain)

blake (ate 2 gods, big back)

or vega (hes perfect, nvm)

then dont talk to me about "problematic ships"

thank you

[obsessivedino]

When you say Vaelum do you mean like…romantic?

Sure! Whatever shipping two characters entails, really

The thing is I'm aro, so romance isn't something I really understand; I just like (quoting a friend) "mushing two barbie dolls together". Hope this helps!

[willowtreeaniani]

If you want to bring back public shaming, actually do it,

dont just screenshot my post

literally imagine being too pussy to say it to my face

"i wouldnt have anyone to make fun of without redacted proshippers"

imagine, i wonder what youd do with your life then

they are so right! i wouldn’t have anyone to make fun of without redacted proshippers.

[anonymousredactedconfessions]

tbh i dont actually care much abt the Caelum shipping / Vaelum stuff. i just pretend to be on the anti side so that i dont lose my friends

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[maximuswolf]

Probably a common question for aeropress users. ( sorry )

Probably a common question for aeropress users. ( sorry ) I’m in the mood to do things differently! So I pose a question to any fellow aeropress users. For awhile now, few years I’d say. I’ve been using this routine / measurement. 30g of ground coffee and about 8 Fluid ounces of below boiling water into the chamber. Wait two minutes - light rotation of the aeropress to aggravate the grounds - wait another 20-25 seconds and plunge. Then add the rest of below boiling water - about another 7-8 ounces. I like my coffee strong and this tends to work for me in most scenarios. What are some of your measurements / routines you’ve found? I currently have a darker roast available to me. Submitted December 19, 2022 at 05:51PM by Vaelum https://ift.tt/Ww9xVSE via /r/Coffee

[z4znyxx]

Now this is about the ship "Vaelum" a.k.a Caelum x Vega , since Erik said that Caelum is a child character then shipping him with an adult is considered PR0SHIPPING which is very very fucking disgusting and makes me sick to my stomach , even if Caelum was an adult it would still be considered pr0shipping because it would be abuser x abused/toxic relationship, and let's not forget about the fanfics ofc!!! Aight so as i am aware there were 4 fanfics about Caelum being sexualized and having sexual interaction with other characters , there were "vaelum" fanfics and caelum x fl/Gavin , Fl and Caelum are like smh Family to him and shipping him with them ITS JUST DISGUSTING and if you are okay with those and if you are okay with pr0shiping you need professional help

[obsessivedino]

ask and you shall receive /lh

Vaelum edition

*cough cough* *cough cough* artists of the redacted fandom: what if...?

Casual!Vega in a cropped hoodie? Wouldn't that be funny and stupid?????????? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[shell-husk]

The Chubbimancer

I stalk through the crowds smirking, the villagers push past not paying attention, I assess them all searching for a new target. There! he’s perfect, beautiful delicate features and glossy curled face framing hair.

Making my way towards him I hold out my hand and once i’m close enough I slap him on the belly before disappearing into the crowd to watch.

The beautiful target staggers and looks around in anger, unable to find his assailant. His belly starts to push against his clothes, he hasn’t noticed yet. I grin in anticipation. The target goes back to speaking to his companions unaware of his rapidly fattening body. His belly doubles and triples in size pushing his vest and shirt to the limit, his companions have begun to notice. His buttons pop off, and he finally notices, face flushing red in humiliation as his pale flesh jiggles free of his now tattered shirt and vest. A loud rip pierces the air as his pants are shredded by his newfound flab.

The other villagers have taken notice and begun to stare. My target whimpers and tries to cover his face with his pudgy hands. The weight continues to pile on until he’s forced onto his colossal ass, his hands and feet wiggle helplessly as he quickly becomes too fat to even hope of moving. He begins to moan in spite of himself, every inch of his fattening body is becoming more and more sensitive by the second.

I snap my fingers and the growth stops once he’s nothing more than a moaning immobile blob of fat in the village square, hardly even recognizable as human. Happy, I walk out of the village whistling to myself. Soon enough every man in the village will be that big, war is far easier when the opposing army is too fat to resist.

I take out my map and cross another village off the list while I smile to myself, the King of Vaelume will pay me handsomely for this service.

Off to the next town, and my next target.

[caelumsnuff]

HEY YOU!!!!

Look at my Vaelum sims 🥺

I love them so much they really have consumed me these past few months, they genuinely have a death grip on my heart like no other

[willowtreeaniani]

proship culture is living on a site where 40% of proshippers dont know theyre proshippers

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

BTO THERES MORE😭

THERES NOW A SMUT VAELUM FANART ONE💀

I just unmuted an Ao3 fic writer. I now remember why I muted them to begin with.

(Vega and Caelum shipper.)

[obsessivedino]

Sadism’s Hold

[poetrysocks]

Desperate times / desperate measures.

I'll try to keep this short and to the point. In October of 2019, I wanted to turn my life around. I was nearing 400lbs, and 22 years old, struggled with severe mental health issues, and had enough. I needed change somewhere, good change. So I changed what I felt like I had absolute control over - my physical being. Cleaned up my diet, started working my ass off in terms of physical conditioning. Cardio and strength training mostly. By around a year later, I was nearing 200lbs. As it sits now, I'm 174. It was also a about December of last year where I began struggling to do anything I used to. Working out was difficult, exhausting, painful. I thought maybe the caloric deficit at the time was too much ( eating at around 1500 ). Hoping to recover some of that vanished energy I started eating at 1650, 1700, kept going up by 50 in increments.all the way up to now around 2400. After multiple doctor visits, endocrinologist visits, nutritionist, dieticians, several blood/hormone/bodily fluid tests, I'm fine, perfectly healthy. But I still feel so god damn bad. I'm 24, have no energy, get winded moving around the house, can barely shower without having to lean on the walls, bending over make my bones feel like they're about to pop out. I'm still working hard and frequenting doctors for new directions to try but even my family doctor is unsure where to go next. I just want to know, has anyone else experienced this after dieting? Does anyone have ANY idea what this could be who has experienced this in a similar manner? Also, if you're curious, I do eat relatively well but I do treat myself too. I cook all of my dinners with the best ingredients I can find, I track my macros and calories. A lot of good protein, healthy fats, good carbs. Fruits, vegetables, mix of red and white meats, nuts, eggs, seeds, oats. I'm out of things to explain at this time. If anyone thinks of a question please feel free to ask and I'll answer in any way I can. If you took the time to read this and reply, or even thought about me and this issue for a few seconds - I sincerely thank you.

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[tepid-judas]

Oop- first post is comfort headcanons for my love~

[Cam x James]: Cam is really good at making James' favorite kind of tea. Like absolutely perfectly every time. And it basically spoils James to only like it when Cam makes it for him, but it also gives him an excuse to seek out his Serenity Daemon boyfriend on rough days to get that good good tea /lh (and obviously that's the only reason... nothing else /s /t)

[Asher x David]: Asher loves the feel of David's scruff from his beard, specifically the feel of it on his cheek and neck, so Asher loves cuddles where they're facing each other so he can nuzzle against David's beard like a fuckin cat.

[Avior x Starlight]: Starlight teasingly jumped on Avior's back once as a joke, but they ended up getting surprised by Avior zooming across the layer of hell they were on in a split second. Their wind-swept hair and surprised Pikachu face made Avior laugh for an hour at least.

[Imperium!Blake x Kody]: Blake got Kody flowers on Valentine's Day, and the Water Elemental will never admit how he kept them and pressed them in a sketchbook.

[Vega x Caelum] (based on obsessivedino's art/hair headcanons): Caelum wasn't always the best at taking care of his curls, and despite Vega's stick-straight hair, he learned and then taught Caelum how to keep his curls pristine, manageable, and beautiful (and Vega loved seeing the light in Caelum's eyes when he realized that it won't tangle as much anymore).

[Imperium!Adam x Vincent]: Adam got so fucking excited when he learned that Vincent had actually seen some of his favorite classic rock bands live in concert. When Vincent shows him the shirt he got from one, Adam's almost timid as he picks it up and holds it up to his smaller frame.

"It'd look cool on you, y'know. I don't really wear that kinda stuff anymore. You can have it if you want." Adam bites his lip to try and keep his composure. "Ah, heh, yeah. I'd like that... thanks, Vince." He yelps when Vincent pulls him in for a quick hug and kiss. He then whispers in his ear, "happy birthday, baby."

[Lasko x Milo x Sweetheart] Milo and Sweetheart pamper the FUCK out of Lasko on the Moonbound Solstice. He practically begs them to leave him be and go enjoy the solstice party without him, but they're both wonderfully stubborn and refuse to let him lay at home, alone, in misery while they're off partying with the Pack. They eat good food, watch some cute movies, and end up in a cozy cuddle pile on the couch. Lasko wakes up at one point in the night because of the awkward position of his neck, and as he looks between his two lovers, he can't help the few tears that roll down his cheeks at how much they love and adore him. (@dominimoonbeam here's a lil more Lasko/Milo/Sweetheart for ya /lh)

Alright, that's all I got right now lol

Love you sm beeeee <3

i am having a shit night

any cute headcanons (for literally any ship idc if it's canon or not) would be greatly appreciated

[shitranting]

How,,,pitiful

Zaou moret tibum. Justice will come. Vengeance will be brought. Ignorance will be burned away. Vaelum task omen. Vorsh meayvum cratescentuch. Feel the pain you've dealt to your victims. Gerut gon gevera jesha forstum. Idgenus furs Blequin vow tros ywet.

Eset eset vornquine.

Becoming. Becoming. Becoming