#VERSION 2.0 IS REALLY DOING SOMETHING FOR ME IM GONNA BE HONEST

[veilkeeper]

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[jacks4eva]

reaction to the lost hero by rick riordan

imma be honest this is a long time coming, okay so here’s the timeline we’re looking at so you understand me. i read lightning thief in middle school, dropped it and read it again in ninth grade. then i read sea of monsters, but never started titan’s curse. then for some reason in 11th grade i bought the second book in heroes of olympus and started to read it and got confused so i started to read titan’s curse and got to when percy took artemis’s place and then dropped it...again. very sad that time considering it was LEGIT THE END SO CLOSE. anyway yesterday i read the whole thing again and the battle of the labrinyth in like 6-8 hours. idk i can’t remember if i started at 10pm or midnight but i finished at 6am. anyways today i read the last olympian, and now i’m starting the lost hero. i thought it’d be funny to do my reactions.

this timeline is just funny because i have read so many books, and yet the most popular ones like percy jackson and harry potter, didn’t wanna finish lol. i still haven’t finished goblet of fire yet i read 100 pages an hour and could probably finish it in a day. anyways.

let the reactions begin

okay i’ve heard of jason but i was not expecting a pov already

woah electrocution

he’s already got a love interest what

he said the coach is 5’0 i now imagine the coach as danny devito i have no choice

piper and leo yes i recognize these names

(i’ve seen a lot of posts about percy jackson okay)

i like leo i don’t like dylan

i love the starwars reference

oh look guys we got popular girls that are racist, can they get their asses beat in this pls

dylan is also racist for smiling-asswipe

we love the cherokee representation

i hate them so much can they please leave

“i had to say something” i like coach hedge is this bad

i hope percy is the storm but i just know i wouldn’t be that lucky

ofc dylan is a racist monster

danny devito never returned :(

PLS TELL ME THESE REINFORCEMENTS ARE PERCY AND ANNABETH

who is the bulky dude

i’m sorry i’m laughing he’s a big scary dude with his head shaved and A RAINBOW TATTOO and his name is butch

oh so that’s why percy isn’t here

okay usually when reading i can form some kind of theory or connection but at this point i literally have no clue what is happening

i just knew as soon as he asked that he had abilities with fire but i was not expecting fire fingers

wow what a first impression “you should be dead”

wait so all i remember from the son of neptune was the beginning had percy alone i think and i’m not sure if he had his memory or maybe not and he was running away from monsters, so is what’s happening to jason similar to that? and WILL PERCY NOT BE FOUND IN THIS BOOK?

“That also was necessary. Long ago, your father gave me your life as a gift to placate my anger. He named you Jason, after my favorite mortal. You belong to me.

“Whoa,” Jason said. “I don’t belong to anyone.”

Now is the time to pay your debt, she said. Find my prison. Free me, or their king will rise from the earth, and I will be destroyed. You will never retrieve your memory.”

... okay theories, um a goat skin cloak was mentioned to have been owned by Zeus’s foster mother and that he owned it so the woman could either be the foster mother or Hera. If it was Hera, it would make sense that Zeus gave his son to placate her anger at his cheating or whatever. They are also trapped in Olympus, so prison would make sense. Hera was brought up a lot too, and according to wiki Hera persuaded Aphrodite to make her son make Medea fall in love with a mortal named Jason, so more than likely the lady is Hera. Their king will rise from earth could be the king from the battle of the labrynth, maybe. Or another king ya know there are so many.

Wait a minute

Something else I know about their names is Jason’s last name...JASON GRACE I thought it sounded familiar, because of Thalia Grace. Hah look at me being correct. That explains the flying and not being burnt by a lightning bolt—oh I’m stupid for not seeing it sooner.

Now just gotta figure out who Piper’s parent is.

Aha so I was right it was Hera.

Chiron not being able to give the information they need is kind of annoying.

Enceladus? So a giant offspring of Gaia, um...no bueno. Not a king tho.

“Child of lightning, beware the earth, The giants’ revenge the seven shall birth, The forge and dove shall break the cage, And death unleash through Hera’s rage.”

Okay theory time, child of lightning is obviously Jason. Beware the Earth...yeah no clue. The giants’ revenge the seven shall birth, the giants are probably the children of Gaia since that one giant was her child and it’s the seven are probably the seven half bloods from the great prophecy. The forge and dove shall break the cage, um maybe Leo is the forge since he’s hephaestus’s child (probably butchered the spelling). Doves are typically associated with aphrodite/venus, so idk about that. Maybe Piper is Venus’s child, I mean her God parent is her mom and it’d be funny since she was judging the other aphrodite kids. Also I assume Hera will kill whoever trapped her or someone involved since she’s so mad. Idk.

Could kill Drew btw.

CALLED IT CALLED IT CALLED IT IM A GENIUSSS

Wait. This woman looks like Hera, her clothes are made of Earth and she said Leo would fight her children trying to wake her. They’re gonna try to wake Gaia, which would make sense that it said stay away from Earth if she’s the Earth Goddess

I like the wolves thing because Romulus and Remus, ya know the twin boys who were raised by wolf and started Rome.

“You are our saving grace, as always. The she-wolf curled her lip, as if she had just made a clever joke”

I mean yeah his last name is grace

“She must really like this Percy guy to search for him so hard, and that made Jason a little envious. Was anyone searching for him right now? What if somebody cared for him that much and was going out of her mind with worry, and he couldn’t even remember his old life?”

so what if Percy’s just chilling at the Roman version of camp halfblood without a clue to who he is? bro.

Imagine reading this and seeing all of things I get right and wrong and wanting to slam your head into a wall.

Okay like idk why Annabeth was freaking out we kind of knew they were siblings, I mean they have the same dad. Unless this is saying they have the same mom or are twins or something. That’d be cool. That’s probably what he’s saying tbh but still, could’ve emphasized it more than “that’s my sister” like dude.

Anyway, they look very different so that’s funny.

King Boreas? uh.

Oo French

Let’s see what I can translate from the very little duolingo I did. Bienvenu, maybe a greeting. Idk which tho. Je suis Piper, I am Piper. Et c’est Jason, fils de Zeus, and this is Jason, son of Zeus. Vous parlez francais? tres bien, you speak french? good. Hey not bad, not shockingly good but considering I did the duolingo lessons 4 years ago, not bad. Vrai? Truth? Yeah I just looked it up.

Danny devito is alive!

“Leo scratched his head. “Well, I dunno about Enchiladas—”

“Enceladus,” Piper corrected.”

Leo is me omfg

DANNY DEVITO IS BACK

Arrows...HUNTERS OF ARTEMIS PLS?

“Leo stepped out next. “You’re catching me, too, Superman. But I ain’t holding your hand.”

this made me laugh ok moving on

Uh fight a sea monster? bro is Jason just Percy 2.0

“Aphrodite’s message was clear: This one needs no improvement.

And Piper agreed.”

I wonder if you can hear me squealing from hundreds or thousands of miles away

Did you miss the fact that he’s thirty feet tall— I DIED

Who slew titan k-what now? So basically yes. Percy 2.0

Okay I recognize the name Hazel, and all I ask is that she is not involved with Jason because Jason and Piper are really freaking cute.

an exchange of leaders, SO THEY DID SWITCH THEM

The way I called it

I WAS RIGHT AHA

anyways. time to read son of neptune

[thegildedgun]

Get To Know: Llew (Version 2.0)

► Name ➔ “Y’kin call me Llew.”

► Are you single ➔ “Tha’s a word fer it.”

► Are you happy? ➔   “Can’ complain, but ‘d be better with coffee.””

► Are you angry? ➔   “Not today, maybe t’morrow. Takes a bit t’make me real sour, though.”

► Are your parents still married ➔  “If we’re talkin’ strictly m’blood, naw. Otherwise? Sort’ve, but not really. That ain’ really how it works, where’m from.”

NINE FACTS

► Birth Place ➔  “Little place called ‘Th’Cradle’, in Thavnair. River valley surrounded by desert.”

► Hair Color ➔  “Gold. Like m’pa’s, apparently.”

► Eye Color ➔  “S’odd shade ‘tween blue’n’violet.”

► Birthday ➔  “Fourteenth sun, sixth astral moon.”

► Mood ➔  “Gettin’ restless.”

► Gender ➔  “I’mma fella.”

► Summer or winter ➔  “Ain’ really fond’ve one over th’other, but I deal with heat better’n cold, so...Summer I s’pose.”

► Morning or afternoon ➔  “Mornin’ fer rovin’, afternoon fer makin’ sure th’bed’s empty.”

EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

► Are you in love ➔  “Naw. I migh’ fancy’a few fine folk, but it ain’ nothin’ like that.”

► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔  “I ain’ partial t’th’notion.”

► Who ended your last relationship ➔  “Less a ‘who’, more’ve a ‘what’. if we’re talkin’ strictly ‘real’ relationships.”

► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔  “Once’re twice. Couldn’ be helped. Ain’ wise t’fall fer a ramblin’ man, an’ ask him t’stay still.”

► Are you afraid of commitments ➔  “Ain’ found one tha’s struck me as worth th’effort jes’ yet.” [Answer: Yes.]

► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔  “Naw. I ain’ fond’ve people gettin’ touchy too often.”

► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔  “A lifetime ago, when I was still in th’business of entertainin’.”

► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔  “Yeah, once. A clean cut’n cauterizin’. Better’n th’alternative, at th’time.”

FIVE CHOICES

► Lemonade or iced tea ➔  “Iced tea, fer certain. Lemonade’s too sweet.”

► Cats or Dogs ➔  “Always been fonder’ve dogs, personally. S’pose tha’s why I took t’Tank so quick.”

► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔  “S’plenty’ve advantages t’both.”

► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔   “Depends on yer definition’ve ‘wild’ but let’s go with ‘night out’. I ain’ much fer romancin’.”

► Day or night ➔  “Daytime’s preferred.”

FIVE HAVE YOU EVERS

► Been caught sneaking out ➔  “I weren’ subtle, when I was young. Couldn’ sneak past no one fer nothin’.”

► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔  “Only once, an’ only recently. Wasn’t used t’th’...hmm.”

► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔  “Sure have.Then again, I yearn plenty as is, it ain’ no surprise.”

► Wanted to disappear ➔  “Occasionally, ‘specially iffin’ goons’re after me.”

FOUR PREFERENCES

► Smile or eyes ➔  “Eyes, definitely. Look, y’can make a case fer either but, fer me its eyes. ‘Specially ones what got stormclouds in ‘em.”

► Shorter or Taller ➔  “Taller, an’ I know tha’ ain’ easy with me bein’ how I am. But I ain’ dislikin’ shorter folk either. I jes’ have more fun with taller folk.”

► Intelligence or Attraction ➔  “Intelligence begets attraction, iffin’ ‘m bein’ real honest, but I ain’ gonna give no dissertation on why. Jes’ know ‘m real fond’ve folks what’re thinkers.” 

► Hook-up or Relationship ➔  “Hook-ups’re manageable, easy. Ain’ gotta think much ‘bout ‘em. Relationships’re fine too, but yeah, I prefer th’former.”

FAMILY

► Do you and your family get along ➔  “Did ‘fore I left, I figure tha’s enough.”

► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔  “Tsk, tha’s a bait. I ain’ yer fish.”

► Have you ever ran away from home ➔  “I left. But I went with blessin’s, so no.”

► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔  “Eh, once’re twice. When I couldn’ pay room’n’board.”

FRIENDS

► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔  “Naw, though th’Admiral’s fuckin’ scary, I wouldn’ say I hate ‘im.”

► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔  "Naw. I ain’ think like that.”

► Who is your best friend ➔  “Best? Tha’s up fer debate. Closest migh’ be Feathers, maybe.”

► Who knows everything about you ➔  “Jes’ me, an’ I aim t’keep it tha’ way.”

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