#VAMPIRES 🔛🔝

[callilouv]

saw this randomly and thought of you (<- me spreading my astarion agenda bcs i'm obsessed w him) UHMMM okay idk how to describe him but look he's this hot vampire guy but he's so URGH i want to give him a hug and his story kinda reminds me of belial but i can't be for certain since i unfortunately don't have bg3 yet but i adore him and i think you might like him too. sorry to ramble i'm just deep in astarion brainrot rn and i'm growing delirious from my receding headache + the fact it's two am BUT HI LOU LOL <33 ^_^ anyway isn't he beautiful. and cute. and (sorry)

WEBTTORE AND HIM LOOK THE SAME………

[h00tzz]

I love drawing bad and putting little effort into everything I do

[biscuitfacegrey]

i always do this but im ill about terry jr and always want art of them . could you draw Terry Jr goth and or as a vampire. and also transfem . and also with a walking cane,,,

*looks you dead in your eyes* thank you.

[ravenous-feast-of-love]

my day was okay, could have been better

-🦋

I see… Well then, I hope you’re enjoying your stay so far.

I’m listening to Malice Mizer right now. Specifically Illuminati. It went to up the charts in Japan, I think it got top 2 I think!

Still, it’s a very nice song. The starting is especially satisfying!

(Sorry for the random ramble)

[potatosneevees]

Maybe it was a mistake to eat so much Tzatziki at the BBQ yesterday... Because my brother in christ, I smell ABSURDLY strong of garlic.

[love-belle]

tujhe kitna chahne lage !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which the entire world is convinced that they do not like each other but it's actually quite the opposite.

or

for when they make you go crazy in a good way. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // lando norris x fem!reader

warnings - language

author's note - another desi!reader bc why the fuck not!!!!!! hope you like it, i love you so much <3

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username not the desi aunties trying to play matchmaker 💀💀💀

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landonorris you DO sparkle

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landonorris you sparkle (🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮)

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landonorris when y/n managed to *not* burn the kitchen down while boiling water

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yourusername you forgot how to crack an egg.

-> landonorris YOU CRACKED AN EGG ON MY FOREHEAD

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yourusername *when y/n is actually the love of my life

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maxverstappen1 she's mean to all of us but she doesn't get us shit

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danielricciardo idk she makes me chai

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[kazutora-kurokawa]

Heyyyy, omg can I ask for nsfw headcanons for haitani brothers, hanma, baji, kawata brother and shion with a reader who has a extremely high libido 😼

TokRev x High Libido!Reader

♡ NSFW, fem reader, pet names, roughness + fluff, praise + degradation, Hanma lowkey being a jackass ♡

Characters: Ran, Rin, Hanma, Baji, Nahoya, Souya, Shion

note: Just some short headcanons, thank you anon 🩷

note 2: Writing smut while I'm on my period is so therapeutic for some reason

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Ran

💜 Doesn't mind your high libido because he has one too

💜 Mutual masturbation + phone sex

💜 Teases you when you're needy

💜 Lazy morning sex 🔛🔝

💜 He lets you ride him as soon as he wakes up

"My pretty baby~ so needy for me early in the morning ♡"

Rindou

🩵 Soft boi hours fr

🩵 Eats you out before he fucks you

🩵 Fucks you like he loves you because he does

🩵 Praises you nonstop and loves listening to you whimper and moan for more

🩵 Doesn't stop til you tell him to even if he's tired, he lives to please you

"It's okay princess, imma make you cum okay?"

Hanma

🏵️ Teases you about your high sex drive and laughs when you get upset

🏵️ Doesn't let you touch yourself because you're his to touch

🏵️ Lets you sit in his lap and grind yourself on him

🏵️ Degrades you while you beg for him to fuck you

"Aww my little slut wants me to fuck her? You're gonna have to beg me better than that baby ♡"

Baji

🪷 Bites you during sex to mark you as his, you always wake up the next day looking like you were the main dish at a vampire buffet

🪷 Loves when you leave nail marks down his back (he'd proudly show them off to Chifuyu too 💀)

🪷 Laughs at you when you beg for him to fuck you because he was going to even if you didn't beg

🪷 Eats you out til you're overstimulated

"What's wrong cutie? You begged me for it and now you're a whiny little mess~"

Nahoya

🌟 Thigh riding + ass slapping (he'd probably slap your pussy too if you let him)

🌟 Grips your thighs hard enough to leave marks

🌟 Likes when you pull on his hair, takes it as a sign to be rougher

🌟 Curses the whole time you two fuck

"Fuck baby, pussy gripping me fucking so good. I'm gonna make sure you can't walk in the morning ~"

Souya

💠 Doesn't mind your high sex drive, but his is definitely lower

💠 Moans louder than you when you fuck, you're just so tight and warm

💠 Loves when you ride him, especially when he gets home from working at the ramen shop, it's a great stress reliever

💠 He'll let you keep riding him even if he's tired and overstimulated, he just wants you to feel good

"You look so beautiful on top of me babygirl, keep going til you're satisfied~"

Shion

🖤 He may be a violent delinquent, but he's a major softie for you

🖤 Obsessed with your high sex drive and always makes time to fuck you

🖤 Prefers to fuck in private, but will do it in public if you beg him enough

🖤 He whimpers when you suck him off

🖤 Has to go slow when he fucks you so he doesn't cum too fast, but you always end up fucking yourself onto his cock faster

"Shit! Slow down please, I ain't tryna cum just yet pretty girl~"

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Tagging @arlerts-angel and @i-literally-cant-with-this

[saturn303]

skk vampire yuri 🔛🔝

[mersei47]

Vampire Alex 🔛🔝 (of me)

reveal yourself

[nightshadelinnette]

My first impressions of OnS characters

Vampires

1) Lest karr

🔹️I thought he had half-black half-white hair and I'd have described him as "Cruella de vil lil tyrant boy with hitler software" at first💀

🔹️He's adorable and mad respect for his red hair dye for holding onto dear life and not blending with his white hair and turning some of his hair light pink like Krul's (gon be his worst nightmare💀)

Character seem-alike: Luca Oriflamme (Case study of Vanitas) Song they remind me of:

2) Urd Geales

🔹️Definitely has the intimidating aura, His first panel in the manga was literally him staring into my soul, I had the same expression as the ballerina girl who was dancing for her life infront of him, I could feel her internal fear💀

🔹️I like how he's stern but forgiving and doesn't blame others for their shortcomings

Character seem-alike: Noé Archiviste (Case study of Vanitas) Song they remind me of:

3) Ferid Bathory

🔹️The very first OnS character I saw, He seemed like a sly merciless overlord at first glance which he exactly is however I'd have never thought he'd turn out to be a silly goofball with daddy issues- 💀

🔹️He's a mix of charming and cunning and I won't ever be able to get myself to hate him🗿 He can't get crazier than he already is but I'd still love him nonetheless, I'm Hella simping

Character seem-alike: Sebastian michaelis (Black Butler) Song they remind me of:

4) Krul Tepes

🔹️I loved her character design, things get intense whenever she enters but she's a solid character, She literally just appeared and went 1v1 with Ferid geez💀💀

🔹️Her rivalry with Lest is real entertainment especially when she said "Hold your tongue Lest Karr or I'll have it ripped out and hung up on my wall" Prob the most LIT line I've ever heard and her pet bat Arcane is TOO ADORABLE😭

Character seem-alike: Mina Tepes (Dance in the Vampire Bund)

Song they remind me of:

5) Mikaela Hyakuya

🔹️That one kind hearted friend who'll always sacrifice for those they care for, I was a lil sad when he died, I was genuinely shocked when he appeared in ep 4 alive and as a vampire my face fr went 👁👄👁

🔹️He got the cold royalty visuals ICE PRINCEE! Lacus reminded me of my extroverted ahh trying to get a silent classmate to talk to me💀

Character seem-alike: Victor Nikiforov (Yuri on Ice)

Song they remind me of:

(You just got Rick-rolled hahaha *cough* sorry)

6) Ky Luc

🔹️DOWN RIGHT ADORABLE, has 0 haters, Always action-oriented, He's both insanely cute and cutely insane💀 He'd definitely be the sweet-kind bakery owner in town if he was a human in the modern world

🔹️It was kinda scary when he went O.O.C (out of character) as the story progressed, I mean he nearly lost it when he was talking with Rigr (who wouldn't?💀) Ky and Lest duo 🔛🔝though

Song they remind me of:

(Legit his theme song, It should be played in the background whenever he's on screen imao😂)

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[zt4rv1ngzal3m]

Hav only passed out ONCE and I don't really remember the feeling I got before but I feel like it was euphoric of a sort which is scary bc i feel euphoric af rn (thank fasting 🫸🏼🫷🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🤝🏼🤝🏼🔛🔝)

But anyways um let's hope this tea (0kcal) makes me NOT pass out, not like it matters bc I'm home alone rn but at the same time we have a literal 🦇 bat in our kitchen RN and I don't want him on my passed out body ykwim??

But at the same time that'd be super like cute AF Id have a little bat buddy (welcome to deluluville population: 1) to make me feel like a lil deathly ill looking vampire.

But like what if I get sick

Actually if I get sick I'd probably lose more weight so that really isn't the WORST thing. The WORST would be me getting sick and having to eat more yk. But I doubt it, I'd be like "nooo imma frow up I can't eat" anyways second post of the day lolz

[carte-blanco]

What...WHAT THE HOLY VAMPIRIC SOAP OPREA DRAMA HELL? I NEED MORE. THAT WAS SO ENGAGING... ERIK MORE DRAMA. ME WANT MORE DRAMA!!

SAM & DARLIN🔛🔝(THEIR DESPERATE LOVE FOR A TUB OF ICE CREAM)

DAVEY & ANGEL JUST DAVEY & ANGEL👏🏾

MILO & SWEETHEART( ARE PLAYING DETECTIVES NOW, ITS GETTING LIT IN HERE & BEING JUDGEMENTAL OUTFIT HOGS)

ASHER & BAABE( BEING TO CUTE)

LOVELY & VINCENT( BEING HOSTS FOR THE SUMMIT. AND ADORABLE)

Alexis.... I knew she was up to no good

Clans can be kingless? Damn... Thank god William is still alive cause his kids are ACTING LIKE ALLEY CATS

IS SWEETHEART OK? PLEASE TELL ME THEIR OK. MILO RUN TF UP TODAY!!

Well Christian & Alexis shippers do y'all thing tonight

[rewritingcanon]

i know lots (like…. two….) people on here have said they like my pfp and that it suits me but as someone who vehemently makes fun of those hello kitty pfps that do nothing but cyberbully others online i feel in my soul that i also need to change my pfp so im not in the same vein as them when i inevitably complain and bitch about harmless things.

[crimeboys]

tell me abt untitled document. :3

untitled document is one of my 1000 btvs dsmp aus. in this specific au, tommy plays the role of buffy (a vampire slayer, including demons and all the forces of evil blah blah blah) and wilbur plays the role of giles (something called a watcher, who is basically a mentor to the vampire slayer) and like. basically wilbur works at tommy’s highschool as a librarian and schlatt is the principal of the highschool. schlatt and wilbur have personal beef, and schlatt also kind of has beef with tommy bc tommy is always doing some shit with demons and schlatt blames him for the damages and shit. quackity is also there Occasionally but he’s just schlatt’s fiance who schlatt sometimes sends in to annoy wilbur.

okay this got kind of long so plot and such under cut

and the plot is basically, schlatt’s nephew tubbo has moved in with him and is being sent to the highschool and everyone is wary and doesn’t want to be his friend bc well. he’s the principal’s son, and also the principal is a bitch. but basically, schlatt makes wilbur and tommy give tubbo a tour of the school (for tommy he says it’s community service) but doesn’t want to be there so he makes quackity take tubbo. so wilbur is already malding, though tommy’s fine with it him and quackity get on fine.

but yeah so all that happens and then quackity finds out something really fucked up schlatt did and starts like yelling at him bc schlatt was hiding in his office for a dramatic reveal and they’re shouting at each other and wilbur somehow gets involved i dont fucking know so tubbo and tommy sneak off together and immediately bond and are besties forever.

anyway. for like a few months it’s just like this. tommy and tubbo besties, vampire slaying, schlatt being principal, etc etc. and then, suddenly, the world is exactly the same except quackity is the principal and schlatt never existed.

in this reality, quackity and wilbur are still combative but they have similar. values? as authority figures in the highschool than schlatt and wilbur ever did, so they squabble and have problems but it’s not As bad. and their relationship actually kind of develops uhh. normally? for them anyway.

but yeah so quackity has a fairly good relationship with most everyone, vice and cabinet 🔛🔝, until one day tommy is in the graveyard on patrol for vampires/demons and sees quackity getting graveyard dirt and being really sus. and he’s like erm… what the scallop? and he goes to wilbur about it because this is weird as FUCK except erm well he learns that wilbur is actually going on a date with quackity and tommy has kind of been vouching for this for a while and it’s only a POSSIBILITY that quackity is doing some weird evil shit and doesn’t want to ruin it for wilbur.

so he tells tubbo! and him and tubbo do some recon while wilbur and quackity are on their date. which is btw actually going well! until tommy finds some insane fucking shit aka a whole human heart in quackity's office and calls wilbur and is like "HEY. HEY. ARE YOU DEAD" and wilbur's like "no why would i be dead im actually having a nice time what are you-" and tommy's like "HE'S A FREAK HE'S KEEPING HUMAN HEARTS AND GRAVEYARD DIRT" and . yeah. so wilbur has to pretend to be so fucking normal. but that's fine bc quackity actually has to be home before 12 so after tommy's call they both are basically like "SO I HAVE TO GO"

and when quackity like. gets home, tommy watches him go into his office and is pretty sure he hears quackity open the box tommy found the box in and then eating. so he is flipping shit. and so is tubbo. and so is wilbur. there is a LOT of flipping shit here.

and then eventually tommy tries to figure shit out blah blah blah quackity ends up like. tying them all up and being like "OKAY. OKAY. FUCKING LISTEN TO ME OKAY. IM NORMAL YOU'RE THE FREAKS HERE." actually this is one of the few scenes i've written so just keep in mind it's unedited as hell

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“Listen, I’m sorry, this isn’t how it was supposed to go.”

“Comforting,” Tommy says in a slow, sarcastic tone. He tugs at the rope around his wrists, almost impressed with how well they’re tied if they weren’t around his fucking wrists. In the chair next to him, Wilbur is looking at the ground with a scowl. Apparently he’s chosen to be useless because his boyfriend turned out to be a little evil.

“If you hadn’t been in that fucking graveyard-”

“Sort of my job!”

“I know! I know, and- and it was fine, right? For a little while it was perfectly fucking fine.”

Tubbo cuts in, angry, “Because you erased our memories.”

“I didn’t-” Quackity puts a hand to his head and sighs, rough. “Your memories weren’t fucking erased. Well, Tubbo, yours kind of were.”

“Well that’s alright then! So long as it was only mine!”

“This is why I didn’t want to erase your fucking memories! Harder to explain when I’m the only asshole who knows what’s going on.”

Wilbur finally speaks, “And what exactly is going on, Quackity?”

“There was a man. A shitty fucking man, that Tubbo and I got rid of.”

“What?” Tubbo asks, incredulous. “I didn’t-”

“You asked me to take your memories of him too, because you didn’t think you’d be able to keep it from Tommy.” Tubbo looks thoughtful at that. Tommy thinks it’s bullshit.

“Tubbo wouldn’t kill anyone,” he says. Although, a week ago he thought Quackity wouldn’t kill anyone either.

“Helps when a Dreamon’s at your disposal.”

Wilbur asks, “Why was he shitty? Why did he deserve to die, Quackity? You’ll understand if I don’t take your fucking word for it.”

“If you remembered Schlatt you’d understand.”

“Well, I don’t! You took that from me!”

“Wait, if it’d be easier if we remembered, why’d you make us forget?” Tommy asks.

“Because this is my fucking life, okay? Schlatt doesn’t fucking deserve it! I’m not gonna live in his fucking shadow, I’m not gonna just be what he could’ve been, it’s mine.”

“You took his life. You just- what, bodysnatched him?”

“No! Fuck no, I like having a working liver, actually. This world? It’s just what it’d be if he never existed. Everything he had was because I fucking gave it to him. He was an opportunity-seeker.”

“And you were an opportunity?” Wilbur asks. Quackity glowers.

“The biggest one he got.”

“If this is just the world without Schlatt, why do we still know each other?” Tubbo asks. Quackity actually pauses at that.

“What?”

“You and me, we’re not related, are we?” Quackity opens his mouth but closes it with a frown. “Whoever Schlatt is, we were?”

“You were his nephew.”

“And I killed him?”

“You helped me summon a demon to kill him.”

“A Dreamon,” Wilbur specifies with annoyance.

“A Dreamon,” Quackity repeats with that same annoyance. “Look, I’m the only one who pays a price, okay? I made sure of that.”

Tommy says, “And Schlatt.”

“And Schlatt,” Quackity repeats.

“And all the people you killed.”

“I didn’t kill anyone,” Quackity defends himself quickly. “Sure, I’ll take the blame for Schlatt, but I didn’t-”

“I saw you!” Tommy shouts. “I saw you with the heart!”

“I-” Quackity gets a look of something on his face, like he’s been caught, and Tommy feels the shittiest vindication he ever has. “That’s the price. Every day, I have to eat Schlatt’s heart. Some stupid fucking Prometheus thing, alright?”

“Then why has there been a murder and subsequent snatching of the heart every fucking night for two months?” 

“There’s been a what?” There’s silence as the three of them stare at Quackity who no longer looks caught, but stricken. It gives Tommy a glimmer of hope that sure, yeah, his good friend and pal may have lied and manipulated him, but at least he maybe wasn’t fucking killing people.

Before anyone can say anything else, the air leaves the room. The Dreamon returns, looking like it’s laughing even as the vibe turns solemn.

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but yeah. so quackity is under the impression he's eating schlatt's heart every day but the dreamon was actually killing people and shit. and he ends up resetting the world back to how it was. schlatt is still dead bc well. the dreamon killed his ass. but quackity is no longer the principal and he's in a similar boat he was before, just sans-schlatt. which tbf is not the worst boat, he has their house and plenty of money and shit. and tubbo also remembers now and is like "damn my bad bossman" but basically quackity ends up getting a job as a history/social studies teacher at the highschool.

and this is just part one of the fic LMFAO. like it's just the lead-in fr. a lot of other shit happens and wilbur and quackity have an annoying slowburn after the pretty quick get together bc well wilbur is being really really petty about the whole "erasing memories" thing <- his issues start off genuine that is a very large like. violation of trust however it DOES end up just being petty once he forgives quackity bc he's like mad as hell that he forgives quackity. also tbh quackity was right fr...

anyway. also dream becomes the principal after this. and also there's this prophecy that they hear/find that wilbur becomes convinced is about him. and also eret shows up at some point to take over wilbur's job and wilbur is MALDING like fucking crazy (eret betrayed the watcher's council ages ago but she redeemed herself and phil let them back in btw phil is like head of the watcher's council and wilbur definitely does not have severe daddy issues about all of this). anyway sorry for dropping so much about that story my ass is never writing it so.

oh man also on the tnt date wilbur has kind of an moment where he makes the suggestion of quackity meeting phil . before realizing that’s an insane thing to suggest on a first date. except quackity is “gets engaged on the first date” vibes so this is kind of a W except later when wilbur is in his malding era quackity is kind of a bitch about this like every time wilbur’s being especially bitchy quackity’s like “right so that’s why you asked me to meet your dad on the first date” and wilbur wants to kill quackity and himself

and at some point phil comes to visit and wilbur is like DEDICATED to quackity and phil not meeting. they do end up meeting and not liking each other very much which is momentarily kind of devastating to wilbur but then he realizes it's really really fucking funny.

also at some point wilbur gets fired bc the watcher’s council want wilbur to like. drug tommy without telling him so he loses his slayer powers to put him through a test/trial. but wilbur starts to do it, dedicated to his duty/father, but ends up not being able to and telling tommy and his ass gets fired. and that’s when eret comes in. and also tommy is kind of mad as fuck for a little while bc wilbur did do the first part like tommy did get drugged and lose his powers but wilbur couldn’t do the whole. tossing tommy in there and letting him possibly die part. and so tommy’s feeling like well the person he trusts most in this world did this awful thing to him. but also wilbur gave up like his entire life to keep tommy safe. so it’s a bit confusing.

also tommy and wilbur live together in this au bc tommy was kind of a vagabond dude who ended up coming to the hellmouth when he was like 14 and wilbur was like “hi im your watcher! oh you dont have parents or family. um. well i have a guest room.” and yeah. but yeah tommy’s a bit pissed with wilbur for a little while but to him wilbur’s love outweighs his sins blah blah blah. anyway. yeah that’s when eret comes in and wilbur is the joker from the movie the joker.

OH also . wilbur used to be married with a child. and then sally got turned into a vampire and turned fundy into a vampire and wilbur had to kill fundy and sally ended up running off. his dark past or whatever.

i dont remember when wilbur and quackity get together fr. probably a little while after quackity meets phil? i dont fucking know. the timeline in this story is a fucking nightmare.

man this got even longer my ass loves rambling

[wifesuguru]

i’ve been sleeping poorly and waking up in the middle of the night so tn i finally picked castlevania nocturne back up and i forgot how sexy they insist on making these vampires 😭 also the involvement of colonialism, slavery, revolution, and other intricate themes in the story while designing such beautifully diverse characters? castlevania 🔛🔝‼️‼️‼️

[lipglossanon]

Haven’t sent ask to you for a while but it’s nothing just me can’t move on from your priest!leon😭 I think about him everyday. When I repeat reading, I can’t even finish a half of it because it’s so good I need to have a break almost every single line of your fic😭 he is 🔛🔝✨ now in my heart (along with baby bro and big bro Leon ofc)I just can’t hold the love for him anymore just thinking of him makes my heart goes like 🔥 he is my heart shaker and I just want to let you know 💗

I’m also excited for your October fics. Don’t want to admit it but yes I’m into the beast and monster THINGS🫠 PlagaLeon and puppy Leon are my fav too! Can’t wait to read the Vampire one and another.

Hope you doing well🫶🏻 Take care💖

Sorry for my poor English grammar in this one and another asks too, english isn’t my first language🥺 hope they’re not too confusing for you

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🔮 anon! Hi!

I just want you to know every time I see you in my inbox I automatically hear this song 😝 (which thank you, cause I fucking love Styx lol).

Anywho, oh my gosh!! That really makes me happy!! 💜 I wasn’t sure how well Priest Leon was gonna do (which i was sure most people would like it but eh you get it lol)

Ahhh 🙈 thanks! I hope you like them! I’m def doing some monsterfucking in October. I mean how can I not? Right? 😆 I’m excited for you guys to read them!! It’s been hard not sharing them 😂

And don’t feel like you have to apologize! If I’m ever uncertain I’ll ask for clarification; English is hard even for us native speakers! Like I told a previous anon, it’s amazing you speak multiple languages! 👍