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sordidmusings · 1 year ago

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Switching Up Roles - Part 1/2 (Buggy x Reader)

A/N: So the request got insaaaaanely out of hand cuz I can't shut the fuck up about this stupid clown 🙃 In the future I gotta have requests ask for headcanons, full fic, or headcanons with drabbles in the future so I can put a cap on my brain lol I had also been wanting to write Switch!Buggy learning to embrace the sub part of himself. I wanted to get part of it out and the set up cuts off pretty cleanly here. There is a taste of smut in it, but it stays with the style of the exposition for the most part instead of really delving into it.

Word count: ~1760 (The draft is at 8100 rn 🧍🏻‍♀️)

Warnings: afab!reader (no pronouns), switch!reader, switch!Buggy, NSFW, p in v, creampie, they're like probably too into each other, Buggy leans towards opla Buggy, I have a propensity to just keep sentences going man

I hope you enjoy a taste and thank you for your patience 🙏🏻

Part 2

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You’d always had a hunch about Buggy. It started with little things like how his grunts and moans would sometimes slip in and out of something more whiny and breathy. How the look in his eyes would turn from something rabid and devouring into something desperate and uncertain. Maybe he was just more comfortable using the whole range of his voice than most men. Maybe that look just came from the insecurity in him that you were constantly trying to wring out with every lingering hug and reassuring whisper.

Speaking of those, he drank them up like an addict. Now, it’s not like you think it’s abnormal to enjoy soft touches and sweet words; everyone wants those from their partner in one form or another. The thing is, Buggy seemed to hang on those words with extra ardor. He’d focus on you like nothing else existed. He’d twist and turn both himself and his comfort zone in order to receive them. Whenever he accomplished something, whether it was as big as defeating a new enemy or as small as making a new joke, he would turn his face to seek you out like a plant’s leaves reaching to feel the sun. He’d go to you whenever he was uncertain. Difficult announcements were made with you within arm’s reach, vital decisions were made with you sitting thigh to thigh, and battles were fought with the two of you back to back.

Despite his status as captain, Buggy was always following you. Of course, he was the one in charge, the one who gave orders, but you were the one for whom he would change those orders or redirect his path. When you entered a room, he was the one to go to you. It was only on rare occasions that he’d order you to him like an owner would a dog. His calls for you were greetings, that is if he wasn’t getting up to lead you in himself. Buggy did know how to demand but he preferred to handle you with invitations.

Even so, you were well versed in Buggy leading you to touch or lay where and how he wanted. The extending months of your relationship have been filled with the two of you pushing and pulling at each other, empty of any thoughts and aims other than the need you had for each other. He has growled out commands and desires, expecting you to do just as he asked and he fit the role of manhandling you into a compliant sub very well. There were times when it seemed to be just that though - a role. Not every time; the more starved for your body he seemed, the more he’d take you just how he wanted. Now that you were months in and the pent up “what if”s were easing into the new joy of deep connection, his need for your body settled to hunger while his appetite for connecting to You became insatiable. Being able to allocate more time to exploring each other let latent behaviors break through the frantic way that you two tried to consume one another. Buggy had always aimed for your pleasure, hitting steady bullseyes, but now he was consciously seeking it and looking for new avenues to sate you and file them away for the future. He gained the clarity to observe while he was flooding himself with you.

You also noticed that with this change of pace came his need to chase your movements. You don’t think Buggy was even aware of the way he would lean his body towards you no matter the time or place, the way he would follow your lips whenever you pulled away, or the way his body would seek out your hands and happily mold to their movements like you were an artist working with clay. There was the way he seemed almost relieved when you would guide him. It appeared that he savored the time to unload the responsibility of decisions onto someone else but he had never known anyone he could trust to give him that peace before.

You understood that need. The rush you got when you only had to think of pleasing him and then hearing him tell you how good you were at doing just that? It was euphoria all on its own. It had you feeling like you knew in your core that you were doing something right and that you were making your love feel good - feel proud and happy. While you enjoyed partaking in it yourself, you had no problem taking control to give that to Buggy. Honestly it was a dynamic that was sounding tastier by the day. Seeing him act out of need for your direction and approval made you crave it more each time. You were eager to see him when he loses himself in the role of being what you want. You’re positive he’d take to it well; all you want is him after all, but now that he’s given pieces of himself to you, you want all of him. You want him to expose his needs to you, right down to the core of his desires, so that you could feel the thrill of holding that trust and vulnerability. You want to prove to him that he is always safe with you and that you can fulfill all that he wants and more.

One night a few weeks back, you got the final evidence you needed to feel confident labeling him as a switch like yourself. It was one of the few times Buggy was letting you ride him when he was close (he seemed to be embarrassed of the way it would pull out higher pitched moans from him, no matter how you complimented them), and he had let himself fall further into acting without thought than he usually would beneath you. His typical grapple with composure was replaced by him melting into bliss, leaving you a Buggy who was slack-jawed, glassy eyed, and trembling. You could still feel some hesitancy in the way he kept making his eyes focus on you even when they wanted to roll back or the way he would reign in his volume after a particularly (and deliciously) loud moan. His hands still went through the motions of guiding your hips, but this time your hips were pushing into that heavy grip instead of his hold directing the bounce and grind of your body on his.

Even though the feeling of his cock splitting you open and rubbing deliciously from your clenching entrance to the deepest stretch of your cunt left you struggling for thought, you were determined to keep an eye out for his tells that he would try to flip you back over. Whenever Buggy blinked some focus back into his eyes, you leaned down and captured his panting mouth in sloppy kisses. His eagerness to feel your swollen lips and teasing tongue made it easy to kiss his mind back into a blur. When he planted a hand down and sat himself up, you tightened your core to clench down on him and changed to the heavy grinds that made him weak with the way he could feel every hot, plush inch of you gripping him. He fell down to his elbow, but when you followed him to nibble at his ear and fill it with moans, he lost all his strength and collapsed back on the bed.

You kept at it because you needed to cum on top of him. The promise of a body shaking orgasm always came to you in the squeeze of your thighs around his waist, the grind of his pelvis on your clit, the way you could change your angle to have the head of his cock massaging whichever spot felt the most electric in the moment. It took hold of your mind with the way you got to look down on him spread out beneath you while he looked up at you with that desperate face. You could see how steeped he was in pleasure and need from his furrowed brow and shining eyes. Buggy always fell into the most beautiful, incoherent mess when you were the one leading him. His long blue hair spread out wildly, the few strands sticking to his face bringing out his pink flush. His gorgeous eyes, highlighted by stripes of blue makeup and long fluttering lashes, glistened up at you. His painted red mouth looked all the more tempting with how his kiss-wet lips parted for him to gasp in air and breathe out moans.

With little warning, Buggy sobbed out an overwhelmed, “Fuuu-hah-huuuuck,” and the next thing you knew strong hands yanked you down and he trapped you close in an iron grip. His forehead dug into your neck and his humid breath tingled down your chest. All you could feel, hear, smell was Buggy - so much burning skin, jumbled curses, lingering sea salt. His hands scrambled on your back, pulling you closer like he needed it to live, and amidst all the sensation you felt his cock pressed tight into you, twitching heavily with each wave of hot cum it pumped into you. It shoved you immediately far over the edge and you curled into him, squeezing and shaking and grabbing and gasping. You got what you were promised and your body shook, letting you get extra jolts of friction against his still pulsing cock.

The come down was slow and lethargic with the two of you molded to each other and unwilling to leave the moment behind. Your breaths eventually slowed while you both enjoy giving and receiving little trailing touches. Your brain was high from the intense orgasm and the building joy that you can finally open the door on this aspect of your relationship where Buggy lets himself submit.

That is, until he ruins it.

Both of you were too tired to say much of anything through the swift cleanup and release to slumber. You didn’t think anything of it, because it wasn’t the first time it happened. You did start to catch on to Buggy’s avoidance when he would find convenient ways to dance around the topic or disappear when you were leading up to it. It became unquestionable when he started to run out of clever escape routes. The final straw was when you approached him with an “I wanna talk about the other night” and he did a 180 with a panicked “forgot some captain stuff for the thing” yelled back to you. So you let it drop. For a time.

You spotted your opportunity just over three weeks after you’d dropped the subject. Buggy continued to slip around you for almost two of those weeks, approaching you with the same caution a child would when entering a haunted house on a dare. He held the same nervous excitement and insatiable curiosity too. The whole time, you pretended that you hadn’t noticed. You were well practiced in the art of playing blind; Buggy wore his emotions on his sleeve whether he wanted to or not, and he loved that you would let him pretend some of it didn’t happen. Even though he knew you sometimes played it to your advantage and still let most of your comments and cackles out during his outbursts and foibles. He just paid you back for those with his own tricks and teasing and all’s fair in love and war.

You knew not to strike right away. You needed to reaaaaally let him settle back into normalcy between you two so that The Incident wasn’t on his mind. Not that you’d been able to get it out of yours; you were endlessly replaying the memory of him being seized by instinct and impulse so violently that he clung to you like he could never be close enough while you made him cum so hard that his dick felt like someone was jolting a toy inside you. Whether the imagery came to you on purpose or involuntarily, it always had you squirming and looking for some way to get off.

Today had been especially filled with that memory, but luck was on your side, finally ready to reward you for your patience. Buggy had been getting a bit exhausted recently, prepping the crew, the ship, and everything on it for a risky raid happening next week. It would be the culmination of a few months planning, and he had been running himself ragged making sure that everything would go smoothly. And, when it didn’t, there was a backup plan and at least two more backup plans for that one.

He had been seeking rest from you more than interaction the past few days - falling asleep almost immediately after getting back to his room late, giving you long hugs where he’d close his eyes if only for a minute and let you hold up some of his weight, scarfing down his food so he could power nap with his head on your thigh while you finished your own meal. If he was doing something that only needed one hand, he’d send the other to you so he could have the comfort of your touch and the pick me up from feeling your occasional squeeze on it. He had to find and stop you the time you decided to massage his overworked hand, because the relaxing feeling had him zoning out through full conversations.

All that to say, the man clearly needed someone to force a break on him and take care of him. Just as clearly, Buggy was needing that care from you so much that he was allowing himself to seek you out in ways that he (wrongfully) feared would annoy or drain you. His exhaustion outweighing that sea-sized insecurity of his was the cue you’d been looking out for. If he really didn’t want to be submissive to you then that’s fine, but you’d be damned if it was just his own negative self-talk keeping the two of you from feeling that way again or from bonding even closer with another dynamic to exchange trust and affection. After all, that act of trust being met with affection is one of the best ways to chip away at his self-doubt and self-loathing.

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More to come - hope you enjoyed 🤍

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Judges 5: 16-18. "The Terraced Steps."

Even after the Torah is properly explained to the masses, it's not over. It's never over!

After the Torah is illuminated and elucidated upon, into the pens go the sheep to search their hearts. What does this mean? Without the law there is no repentance. Without repentance there is no atonement, without atonement there cannot be forgiveness. Without these things there is no such thing as sentience. There must be remorse within man or civilization does not work. It is but a staging ground for increasingly technologized forms of violence and oppression as we are seeing now.

Donald Trump is a good example. How did such a man become lauded by so many? The plight of Israel and the Jew is another. How can a culture that is immersed in the Torah come to trust in scoundrels and condone terrorism, murder, deep prejudice, and watch callously as the world abrades itself when it should be continually developing?

This is because there is no remorse. Remorse is taught and modeled by adults to other adults and to children. We learn how to be sorry for the mean, devious, careless, and thoughtless things we have done by watching others do it. Shame is an essential way civil societies maintain order.

The next few stanzas in the Song of Deborah, "The Song of the Establishment" explains how good Jews flock humanity, how the government maintaints its impartiality and communities work together under its auspices to maintain their quality of life, which should not be level:

16 Why did you stay among the sheep pens[d] to hear the whistling for the flocks? In the districts of Reuben there was much searching of heart. 17 Gilead stayed beyond the Jordan. And Dan, why did he linger by the ships? Asher remained on the coast and stayed in his coves. 18 The people of Zebulun risked their very lives; so did Naphtali on the terraced fields.

The Values in Gematria are:

v. 16: Ach. Der whistling is chukas hagoyim, a sign of a heathen! Yeshiva boys are apparently not allowed to whistle at the goyls. A master who whistles at the sheep means their attention and discipline has waned.

Either way, attention getting is forbidden on Shabbat, and it's apparently not all that attractive the rest of the week either. The Value in Gematria is 8100, חאאֶפֶסאֶפֶס‎, "missed it."

To miss is to fail to remember what one has learned. Misconduct along with being a dizzy boy, who fails to pay attention to the rules is indicated by the presence of a whistler, either the master a Reuben, or the student.

v. 17: Gilead stayed behind the Jordan. Dan lingered by the ships.

Gilead is the body of knowledge contained in the Tanakh except it is turned into intuition by the mind. One can follow the rules but without the intuition they are designed to instill behind them, they are all too easily broken.

The etymology says when one learns from the Torah and the Tanakh the Letters enter the whirlwind of the mind and waft it upward into a second, then third, then fourth, etc. tier of understanding of one's behavior. When everyone deigns to do this, Mashiach is nigh:

The verb גלל (galal) primarily expresses rolling, whirling or heaping and may also denote a broad sweep (of land or time). Noun גל (gal) means heap or pile; גיל (gel), a heap specifically of dung; גלל (galal), dung; גלול (gillul), idols. Noun גלה (gulla) means bowl, basin or spring; noun גלילה (gelila), circuit, boundary or territory. Noun גליל (galil) denotes a supporting cylinder or rod; adjective גליל (galil), probably describes a cylindrical hinge column, noun מגלה (megilla) means scroll. Noun גלגל (gilgal) means wheel; noun גלגל (galgal), wheel or whirlwind. Noun גלגלת (gulgoleth) means skull or head. In cognate languages verb גלל (galal) extends to also describe the nobility of someone who rules a region.

The parallel verb גיל (gil) expresses a circular motion as is mostly associated with expressions of joy and celebration (dance). Nouns גיל (gil) and גילה (gila) mean a rejoicing. Noun גיל (gil) describes a circle or time: an age.

Dan is a kind of Gilead that works underneath the framework of the government. The law says government employees cannot be corrupt, and it tells them exactly how to do their jobs. Yet there is corruption. So within the habits of the government there must be a second story of intuition within government workers that prevents lapses of ethical behavior and corruption.

The recent failure of the government to jump on Donald Trump's and the Family Research Council's pedophile porn ring is a good example. Why on earth would this take so long, given the importance of containing the risk and ruling out a sick individual from holding office? Because our government is trapped in a way of thinking that prevents it from acting in the manner prescribed very clearly by the law.

So long as this happens, Asher, happiness, will remain trapped.

The Value in Gematria is 6850, וח‎ה אֶפֶס‎, "And there is zero."

v. The people risked their lives. It is never a risk to do the right thing, nor to follow the law. Because we did not enforce the law in the case of the Trump election fraud of 2016, and the government knew he cheated, trust me I made sure of it, but Trump was sworn in anyway. He appointed psychopaths and pedophiles like Amy Barett and Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court, RVW was overturned and now men and women are being sexually assaulted, raped, and some are dead as a result of obscene levels of medical malpractice and abuses of power by public officials.

This was all fully preventable. The use of the law to prevent suffering is an aspect of the quality of life persons living in civil societies should be allowed to expect and enjoy. But since this not a feature of American life at this time, the script identifies a Jewish trait called Naphtali, a torturous struggle as the answer.

The Value in Gematria is 4756, ד‎זהו‎‎, "this is it."

The public, for example does not need to know why the Evangelicals and Mormons don't like abortions or gays or what part of the Bible they are quoting in support of their points of view, the law protects women and gay people from harm from their fellow Americans. The questions do not need to be asked or answered when they do.

Full enforcement of civil rights laws with a vengeance are the only appropriate response. That 2016 Presidency needs to be annulled, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Barett and Justice Gorsuch need to be arrested along with their fellows who participated in that heretical decision to overturn RVW, Governor Abbott needs to be pushed over a cliff and then put into prison for his revolting conduct, Kamala Harris, who had a relationship with underage rock star Joe Jonas and her friends in the LDS need to be arrested and put on trial for terrorism, all the anti-abortion and LGBTQ legislation needs to be reversed, Donald Trump, Mike Pence, Rick Perry, Mike Pompeo all of them need to be arrested and put on trial.

The Shoftim says it is a risk to venture forth in the name of the law, but it says 'for the sake of a glorious place, Zebulun' the people did it. They struggled with the darkness and took a step up. This is exactly what has to happen now, today within the United States of America or it will never, ever be over.

Except these good times must come to an end. There are no so many national and international security complications associated with the former persons they need not be allowed to hold office or run for office again. The Republican Party can now be closed down, new SCOTUS Justices can be chosen, the NGOs like the Heritage Foundation, Faith and Freedom Coalition and the Family Research Council can be ended. Once this is done and it must be done, the rest of us will feel much freer to continue our ordinary happy lives.

While all of this sounds like a bit much, it is long past time we took the religion phone off the hook and used common sense.

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laughableillusions · 4 years ago

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dailytechnologynews · 3 years ago

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poisonously-alluring-sev · 4 years ago

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Snape One Shots ~ A Touch Of Blue

Summary: Cloe has been hiding some strong feelings for her professor. Soon her friends will find out this hidden secret and maybe, just maybe, Cloe and Severus can make their much needed relationship work.

Pairing: Snape x Female

Warnings: Swearing and such

Time: Half-Blood Prince

Word Count: 8100

Recommended Song: False God by Taylor Swift

Main Character: Cloe Todd; sixth year; Ravenclaw; Leo; long black wavy hair; bright blue eyes; tall thin figure; low self-esteem

The day was Friday night and nobody had classes until Monday morning, but I had taken all week to handwrite a letter to Professor Snape because... Well... It really isn't easy to hide a crush that you have on a teacher from your best friends let alone have them keep their mouths shut about it around people so you kind of have to take things into your own hands, like what I am doing. Writing a letter to be sent to Snape at 11 pm where he will hopefully not chase Hope, my owl, back to my room. I read over the letter I had written to make sure that I had spelled everything correctly and I had made the sentences sound realistic hoping that he wouldn't slap me across the head right when I got into class on Monday or search for me over the weekend. I warmed up some black wax, put the letter into an empty envelope and pressed the hot wax onto the sem and then painted some gold glitter on the rose that the wax press left. I whistled for Hope and gave it to her and told her,

"To Severus Snape, and don't mess this up." She flies out of my window and I took this moment to go to sleep and if there was a response waiting for me the next morning we'll see if I have enough time to even look for it since Luna will want to take me to Hogsmeade bright and early.

****The Next Morning****

I woke up to the sound of someone trying to play my piano but failing miserably. I opened my eyes and saw Cho gently tapping on the keys trying to find a good rhythm that made sense, but to be honest she was having a hard time trying to figure it out. I groaned when she hit a flat note and she turned over to look at me.

"Ugh, thank gosh you're awake, Luna won't stop sending messages to ask me if you had woken up already."

"And thank gosh you stopped playing." I chuckled as Cho just frowned at me.

"I'm trying my best alright?" I chuckled again and got up to go to the bathroom. I put on some fairly normal muggle clothes which are only black and wrapped my hair up in a bun since I was too tired to go and have a shower before meeting Luna in the courtyard. I grabbed my combat boots, a bennie and throw on my light grey jacket and left the common room hoping I wouldn't run into anybody knowing about what I sent to Snape last night. I made my way through the hallways saying hello and good morning to the professors that I knew and finally found myself walking towards Luna where she ran up to me and grabbed my arm.

"Come on! We can't waste any more time!" She said before she started to drag me alongside her as she starts to move at a jogging pace.

"What is SO important that I have to wake up this early and run to Hogsmeade with you for?"

"We have to prepare for your first date dummy!" I stopped in my tracks which made Luna slow down very quickly and turn towards me.

"No, I am NOT going on any dates you have planned Lovegood."

"Oh come on Clo! You'll love him!" I let go of her hand and said back,

"I most especially will not! You know I'm not the kind of person to do these types of things." She sighed and responded with,

"Trust me, once I am able to hook you up with Snape-" I cut her off right when she finished saying his name.

"Shh!" I looked around and saw a few people walking in front of us not even look back at us like we weren't even here. I looked back at Luna and said,

"When and IF you do it better not be a joke or some shit like that." She laughed and said with her airy voice,

"That would be a funny joke, but I wouldn't want to hurt you in the process. I also know that you sent him a letter." My eyes widened at her last comment.

"How?" She patted my back as we started to walk again.

"I saw your failed letters, but don't worry I think you probably did a good job." She smiled and not as a joke, but she was being serious. I smiled back and we started to talk about some other stuff as we made our way to Hogsmeade. Once we got there Luna needed some new books first and foremost so we went and got those spending 20 minutes of the day, but I honestly was NOT ready to see what she had planned for me today. After a few more minutes walking around she finally brought me into a store which was actually a tailor store for formal wear, now I was starting to panic.

I better not have to wear a damn lace red dress for this.

After Luna dragged me around for about half an hour trying to find a dress for her she then finally moved on looking for one for me. At first, I hated it to the point that I was ready to just disappear and leave Luna here, but of course, she wasn't going to let that happen and sooner than later I started to have fun with trying on dresses. Luna would say things like, "Just imagine walking into a ballroom wearing this! You would win all of the guy's hearts!" or "Snape would fall over on his face if he saw you wearing that." After a while, she started to bring up my confidence in dress shopping and at one point I didn't even realize that we had missed lunch. I finally had the thought of what this was all for and asked Luna.

"The Yule Ball of course! I know you wanted to go just for fun, but I think you should try to grab someone's attention while you're there." She then winked at me as she pushed me back into the dressing room. After that Luna had given me a few more dresses to try on, but I wasn't too comfortable with how much flesh they were showing off whereas Cho really wanted me to wear them. I went around the store one more time to try and find the perfect dress and I finally found it. It was a nice pearl blue with a tad bit of beads on it. I ran to the open dressing room and throw it on as quickly as I could, once I was finished putting it on I can out and showed Luna and Cho who both gasped at the dress, I also added in a quick spin to make the dress flow in the thin air. Yes it didn't really have much holding the dress up and I didn't need to wear a bra, but it definitely was the dress I was going to buy.

Luna loved the dress and once we got back to Hogwarts she made Cho and I do kind of like a fashion show with the dresses we all picked out and because Cho is Cho she told us that we all should get pearl blue dresses to match each other at the ball in a few weeks. But of course, Luna then came up with another idea where I would have the lighter coloured dress and be in the front of the group, like V-formation, and Luna and Cho would have darker dresses and be on my left and right sides as we entered the ball.

After we had dinner and I jammed out a bit on my guitar I was pretty bored and decided to take a walk around the school just because I could. Soon I left the common room and decided to start my walk on the top floor near the Ravenclaw common room and to also get a beautiful few of the school grounds from the top of the astronomy tower as the sunset. I made my way up the steep stairs and sat on the railing that viewed the Black Lake with the sun coming down reflecting off of the water making everything look gorgeous. I took this moment to just relax and breathe deeply, I didn't have enough time to think about what Professor Snape would say to me about my letter since I was busy dress shopping, but now my mind was ready to just relax and calm down so I wouldn't be so stressed about it if I thought about it at this moment. As I watched the sunset disappear under the horizon and have the darkness of the nightfall over the school I walked around the lower east part of the school making my way to the courtyard I heard an owl screech coming from my right and saw a deep grey giant bird about to fly into me, but flew up and dropped what he was asked to deliver on my head. After I stared down the owl as it flew away I opened the letter, but before taking it out of the envelope I made sure that it was my name on the front. Then my heart started to pound at a crazy strong rate so much that I could feel and hear in it my forehead. It was my name written in Snape's handwriting. I ran back to my dorm room praying that Cho and Luna were at least in the common room so then they could read the letter before I do instead of me waiting around for them or just reading it myself and feeling hurt and scared by myself. Thankfully Luna was sitting on a chair near a window and I quickly grabbed her arm and pull her up the stairs, once we got into the dorm Cho was reading as well along with studying Herbology. I sat them down in front of me on the floor while I rocked back and forth basically having a panic attack as they read what Snape had to say in response. After a few minutes of them reading and me trying to breathe normally and keep my heart rate low they finally looked at each other and whispering quietly until they both looked at me and then gave me the letter. As I was reading my heart and breathing weren't staying stable, but Luna was trying to do her best as I read it. To sum up the letter in response he just addressed what I had said and wants to meet up with me to talk about it. As I was trying to calm myself down as my mind was racing with thoughts of him going to yell at me, tell Dumbledore or punish me in some way or another. Cho read over the letter, again and again, Luna was rubbing my back and trying to calm me down by playing music and singing along with it. Her voice has helped me calm down from a panic attack before so it clearly works, but I wasn't so sure about this time. After about 20 more minutes of Cho and Luna talking about what the letter could mean and breaking it down I was slowly feeling very tired and felt like trying to fall asleep. Luna told me what time it was and after I got under my blankets Luna kept singing lightly and rubbing my back as I slowly drifted into sleep.

Waking up the next morning was hard since I really wasn't up for leaving my bed when I might run into Snape and get screamed at in the hallways. Luna had convinced me to at least go have a shower and all of that jazz before breakfast which I'm guessing she was going to try to convince me to go to as well. I put on my black muggle clothes and put my hair up in a messy braid, but Luna said otherwise. She had me sit down on the bathroom counter as she curled my hair and put on some light, but visible green and black eyeshadow. I was confused about why she was dressing me up when I was just going to be in here for most of the day besides meals, so I asked her.

"Well, if you do run into Snape, not saying you will, but if you do, I think that you should look your best casually and maybe, just maybe if he isn't happy about what you sent in that letter then he will see you and think 'damn maybe I should at least give her a shot' and then bam true love." She giggled and I said back in response,

"Umm, I don't think that's how love works."

"I know, but it's the best way I can think to explain it to you." As she finished to my hair and all of that jazz I started to think about what he might say if my looks changed his mind. I smiled to myself and I guess Luna noticed and she smiled as well. We walked to the Great Hall and sat in our normal spots at our normal time before everyone arrives all at once. Cho came along soon after and was talking to her other friends who I never talked to before and Neville Longbottom came and sat on the other side of Luna. After a few more minutes students and teachers started to flow into the Great Hall and took their seats before our breakfast magically appeared in front of us. Once everyone was in their seats and Dumbledore talked for a few minutes our food arrived and people started filling up their plates and started up conversations with one another. Just out of curiosity I looked up to the professors' table and scanned my way through the teachers until my eyes locked with someone, it was Snape. He was already looking at me before I glanced his way, but as soon as we made eye contact Luna tapped my shoulder and brought me back to the conversation we were having. I tried my best to keep my eyes away from the teacher's table and started up any kind of conversation that I could to distract myself from looking up there. After about 15 minutes half of the students had finished and left the Great Hall me being one of them. As I stood up to leave a tall and dressed in black person was right in front of me, I looked up to who it was to ask them to move so I could walk past, but my voice was caught up in my throat when I saw that it was Professor Snape. We looked at each other for a few seconds then he spoke first and said,

"Ms. Todd." I could only respond with,

"Professor." Then I slipped past him and walked away with a little more speed to my step. As I was nearing the entrance of the Great Hall ready to start running once I got out of there to the common room I left someone staring at me and I knew it was Snape, but then in the back of my head it felt like someone was trying to fight off my mind and look into it. The feeling only lasted until I rounded the corner and was out of the sight of whoever was doing that to me. Once I got back to the common room I grabbed my guitar and my notebook and started writing down some chords and notes. After about half an hour of finding a nice melody, I started to write some lyrics down and add them into the melody. As I strummed my guitar I added the words slowly into it and listened to how it sounded to see if I needed to change anything in the song.

I opened my eyes

watching you pass me by

Not even looking in my way

Wondering why you don't see me

But I won't judge you

I just want you to stay

I wrote down a few changes to the chords and started up again.

Not only that

But you don't even smile

I'm wondering if you even have a heart

I feel so broken

Without you

But you'd never even notice

What I'd do for you

I had practiced playing those chords and singing those lyrics to make sure that they fit together right and as I was doing this, many people were listening in and watching me play. As soon as I stopped playing and decided to use this uneventful day nearly everyone in the common room complimented me on my songwriting and the Head Boy even told me,

"Whoever that song is about, they clearly don't deserve you if they make you feel like that, don't get distracted by idiots, do your own thing, Cloe." I thanked him and went to go on a walk on the edge of the Forbidden Forest. As I was walking I was thinking about what everyone said to me after they listened to the lyrics that I wrote down and gently laughed to myself.

If only they knew.

I stayed outside for a little while longer and sat down on some clean grass near the water's edge of the Black Lake and just took in the cool breeze that moved my hair and loved every bit of the fresh air that surrounded me. Soon I was laying on the grass with my eyes closed and just taking in the heat of the sun as it shone down on my face. I could hear other students that were either outside for a walk or were playing some kind of sport-related game along with the sounds of birds every which way. There was one point where I heard someone walk fairly near me then the footsteps stopped and I couldn't hear them for a few minutes until the person walked away, and yet again I felt that weird pain-like feeling in the back of my mind trying to get into my head. I quickly pushed them out even though it was pretty difficult to do so. I frowned and sat up to see where this person was so then I could give them a glare, but I couldn't see anyone around me what so ever so I then decided to get up and head back to the Great Hall to get some lunch and then probably go have a nap or something until dinner and then study for my classes while there still was time left in the day. As lunch was passing and Hermione was giving Harry a lecture about something just behind us I, yet again, felt that pain-like feeling in my head and at this point I really wasn't happy and wanted to smack whoever was trying to get into my head. So as anyone would I tried to search out for this very bold person and after a few minutes looking around at the students I still could feel them trying to get in my mind and I realized that no student would be able to do Ollcomency so I looked up at the teacher's table and looked to see if anyone was staring me down. Nobody was looking at me from what I could tell, but I still could feel someone trying to get into my mind, I looked back up at the teacher's table just to make sure. And sure enough, I found the person staring me down trying to get into my head. I was fairly shocked and kind of scared when I realized that it was Professor Snape. My heart started to beat faster with fear and anxiety and soon enough I could hear it in my head. I was very worried that at some point he would get into my head and hear my thoughts which will most likely be about him or that he might search through my memories and find the ones involving him. My breathing got heavier as the fear was boiling under my skin, I could also hear another heart beating and more breathing like it was coming from me, but it wasn't.

Was I able to hear the pace of his breathing? There's no way that can be possible? If I can hear him, can he hear me?

My eyes widened with even more fear, I was completely shocked by the fact that I could hear his heartbeat beating in my chest versus my own and feeling air being pulled into my lungs, not on my command. It was very nerve-wracking to know that we had traded breathing paces and heartbeats, but I was trying my best to calm myself down to not hyperventilate or embarrass myself in front of Snape. I broke eye contact with him and I know it probably made me seem weak but doing so it was easier to calm myself down without having to see him stare into my eyes. Soon I was able to push him out of my mind and feel myself breathing again and was able to hear my heartbeat once more. I let out a big long sigh which seems to catch Cho's attention.

"What's with the sigh Clo?"

"I'm just tired and don't want to start classes again tomorrow, mainly Potions." I put my hand on my head trying to keep my heart beating at a slow pace and to cool myself off from the huge stare-off I just had with a teacher.

"Why Potions?"

"Snape is assigning another essay again."

"Damnit, I forgot about that."

As Cho asked Luna for help with a Potions essay and just help, in general, I looked back up to the teacher's table and saw that Snape was having a conversation with Professor McGonagall not even realizing that I was now the one staring at him. McGonagall glanced at me and saw me staring at Snape, doing I was snapped out of my thoughts and went back to eating food and listening to what my friends were talking about hoping that she wouldn't ask me about it or even realized that I was looking at Snape and turned my eyes away when I noticed her looking in my direction. As soon as my friends and I were finished lunch we got up right away and made our way out of the Great Hall, but before I could leave I felt the pain again and this time I really wasn't having it. So I spun around and saw Snape looking at me as he made his way to the main entrance of the Great Hall which was also where I was. As soon as he got closer to me I glared at him harshly and he came near me and stopped in front of me making me look up to be able to see his face as I had a not-so-happy expression plaster on my face. We just stared at each other for a few seconds until I said,

"Yes, Professor?" He responded to my question with,

"You seem to have joy with trying to intimidate me, am I correct?" I smirked and said back,

"I could ask you the same thing." We both stood there just glaring at each other not saying a word until Cho called my name and grabbed my attention making me look away to find where her voice came from.

"Looks like you'll need to try harder next time, looking away really doesn't work." He then passed me and left the Great Hall leaving me there wandering through my thoughts. I sighed and found Cho who asked to go to the Black Lake to do something and she wouldn't even tell me what it was she wanted to do after I asked her about 20 times in two minutes. Once we made it there, Luna and Ginny had already claimed a spot on the bright green grass and were having a conversation until Cho and I sat down beside them. Ginny gave them both a look that seemed pretty cheeky and mischievous like Ginny was at certain times. I didn't want to ruin their surprise or whatever so I didn't address the look on Ginny's face, but I did ask them,

"So, what is this all about?"

"Your date of course!" Ginny said very loudly and covered her mouth and laughed right after she said basically screamed it at me. I tilted my head and asked them what Ginny meant by 'date'.

"Well, remember how I told you about that guy I had a date planned for you with?" Luna said,

"Yeah?"

"Well, we still kinda have to get him to say yes to having a date with you because I didn't actually ask him I just thought that we would be able to get him to like you enough, the reason why we are here, to get him to ask you out." I slammed my hand on my face and sighed. Cho and Luna sat there waiting for me to tell them that I wasn't doing this, but instead, I asked them,

"And how were you planning on doing this without me finding out who the guy is?" Luna opened her mouth and responded back with,

"Right, um haven't totally planned that bit out yet, but I think I got it." I nodded and Ginny smiled and said in one very quick breath,

"I'm so happy you're going to finally have a boyfriend!" She giggled again along with Cho and they started to talk about what each person had to do and what things could happen and go wrong along with what we needed to do to fix those mistakes if they happen. After about half an hour of that we walked around, Luna said that they were looking for him but to be completely honest I think she was just stalling, but soon Luna spun me around and set us up for whatever she thought was going to work. As I had to help a little first year with Potions and saying things like 'my mark in Potions is so high I think I might've beaten Snape's marks when he was a kid' or 'I think I'm Snape's favourite, but you know him, he won't talk about it' I kinda felt bad about bragging about this stuff to a first-year who probably too scared to even look me in the face, but as Luna signalled me to keep going I could feel the pain start-up in my head again. I stopped talking mid-sentence and peaked my head up to find Snape standing somewhere staring at me. Soon enough I found him walking closer to me through the courtyard locking eye contact with me. I realized that I couldn't stare at him for too long since I was just having a conversation with another student so I looked away and continued on while I did my best to keep him out of my mind. After I looked away I could feel him pushing harder and harder into my mind and it became difficult to focus on what I was saying. As he walked by both the first-year student and me looked up at him and I glared at him whereas the first year kind of cowering in fear which I don't blame him for that, but once you get to know him it isn't so bad. He stopped in front of us and he said to me,

"Ms. Todd."

"Snape." You could feel the heavy tension that was growing between us and I could see Luna kind of freaking out behind him, but I didn't want to pay attention to her at the moment, her plan could wait. I continued to glare at him and then he asked me,

"Why are you wasting your time on this first year?" I scoffed in my head and responded with,

"I think that it's at least worth a try to help someone versus just watch them struggle, don't you think?" This time he scoffed and walked away without looking back, but still trying to get into my head. I finished helping the student early since I really wasn't having it with Snape today and went up to Luna and asked her,

"Did your plan work or what?" Cho nodded aggressively and Ginny was jumping up and down.

"Yeah, I'd say it worked. So what did Snape talk to you about?'

I knew this was going to happen.

"Nothing much, he just insulted the first year and we glared at each other for the most part." Cho was shocked by what I had told her and said,

"What? Why!"

"Ummm because he's bee-" I stopped myself before I said anything too loudly and pulled them closer to me so I didn't have to talk loud enough for others to hear.

"He's been trying to use Occlumency on me all day." They all gasps and I smacked them on their arms.

"It's really not that shocking, to be honest," Ginny said and I nodded in agreeance. We talked about it for a little longer until Hermione came and grabbed Ginny who I guess had promised to study for a test with her and forget about her so Luna, Cho and I just went back to our dorm and just studied for our own classes I also went over the lyrics and chords that I wrote and put into a song and finished it. Soon it was dinner and I really didn't want to come face to face with Snape again or have Luna randomly say that it's time for another setup plan thing. We made it to our usual seats and waited for Dumbledore to say his daily speech before we can all eat. As soon as the food was on the table I dug right in and tried my best to hold myself back from looking up at the teacher's table for as long as I can, which hopefully will be throughout the whole meal. Luna was talking about the next setup with Cho and I was just listening in to the best of my ability since they were trying to talk quiet enough so that they could hear each other over the other students talking, but not loud enough for me to hear. I sighed and just focused on my food and thought about classes and whatnot which I was happy to get back to so I didn't have to be under Luna's rath the whole time with this stupid date-set-up thing. Soon it was the end of dinner all three of us had finished and wanted to go and take a walk around the lake I looked up at the teacher's table just out of instinct and as I scanned I didn't see Snape sitting in his normal spot.

Maybe he's in his class getting ready for classes tomorrow

I thought. I walked out with my friends, but before I could round the corner I felt a tinge of fear or anxiety in the back of my chest, probably because I thought that Snape not being at dinner was odd, even though I probably shouldn't think much of it, it still was in my mind. I pushed it out of my mind when Cho punched a Slytherin in the face and he fell to my feet. I stood there shocked at what Cho had down and looked up at her for an explanation and she said back with some tone,

"He slapped my ass!" She was about to kick him when Snape came around the corner and stopped her foot mid-swing with a spell. He let her foot fall to the ground and came up to us to say,

"Ms. Chang, Detention for hurting another student. As for the rest of you move along." Luna and I walked past the kid and grabbed Cho's arm and started to walk away from the scene, but before we could get far Snape said,

"Ms. Todd, I need to talk to you after I get this boy some ice, meet me in my office," He stared right into my eyes and said once more,

"Don't be late." He grabbed the boy's arm to pick him up and summoned some ice as we walked away fairly quickly so I could freak out without Snape seeing me.

"Are you kidding me?" I put my face in my hands to try and calm down my anxiety whereas Luna was freaking out more than I was. Well, she was more freaking out because of what I told her earlier and how now he wants to talk to me, alone, along with the confession letter I sent him earlier this week.

"I think you'll be fine, no worries Clo," Luna said as her breathing got a bit faster as she talked. I rested my head on the wall behind me and told them.

"I better go, can't be late." Cho wished me good luck as I rounded the corner to head down into the dungeons to Snape's office hoping that I wasn't going to be embarrassed or anything.

Who am I kidding?! This is going to be the actual end of me

My breathing slowed as I tried to calm myself down, but I just ended up making my breathing worse since I was slowing it by not breathing in general until I needed to breathe to stay alive. I ended up in the main part of the dungeons and followed the hallway to the Potions class, I was doing my best to keep myself calm, but being able to hear my heartbeat in my head wasn't really helping. I got to his classroom, but before I entered I leaned against the wall and let out a sigh, as soon as I felt comfortable with entering to my death I stood up straight and went to knock on the door, but before my hand could make any impact I heard someone on the other side say 'come in' I dropped my hand and opened the door saying to myself,

"That's a little creepy."

"It's hard to ignore footsteps coming from the other side of a door." I looked up and saw Snape sitting at his desk and from what I could tell he was marking tests. I walked farther into his classroom and with each step it felt like everything was getting hotter and hotter as I got closer to my death and I was going to be dragged to hell for it.

"You wanted to talk to me, professor?" I made it to his desk and stood on the other side of it hoping to keep something physical between him and me.

"Yes, I wanted to talk about many things, but I think we both know what we need to talk about Ms. Todd." I breathed in deep when he said my name in such a manner and told myself to not think like that which he was most likely going to yell at me. He glanced to a chair near his desk as to say 'pull up a chair as I did so I could feel the fear building inside me and just wished for like a basilisk or something to just pop out of thin air and kill me on the spot. He cleared his throat and said,

"How have you managed to be able to stop someone from using Occlumency on you?" I wasn't really expecting that kind of question and I didn't really know the answer, but I had to ask him a question about that too.

"Why were you trying to use Occlumency on me I think is the better question?" I glared at him and he snared, but still answered my question before moving on.

"Dumbledore has me making sure that each student is following the rules."

"And he said that it's okay to use Occlumency on students that break simple rules?"

"Students that could be moving into the path of becoming a death eater." I widened my eyes, but then thought,

Why would he use it on me then?

"Why on me then? I can confirm that I have nothing to do with Voldemort or have any intention to join him and his little rebellion." He continued to look at me and then asked,

"Again, how are you able to block people from entering your mind?" I sighed and said,

"I don't know. I seriously don't know." I crossed my arms and then he leaned forward in his chair and said,

"Seems a little suspicious, don't you think? You aren't involved with Voldemort, but you can stop people from taking over your mind..." I sighed and said,

"Okay, I gave you an answer to your question, can I leave now?"

"Oh no, we still have way more to talk about." I looked up at him and in his eyes when he said,

"How about we start with the letter, Ms.Todd." My heartbeat dropped and as well as my breathing. I knew that he was probably going to talk about it, but I wasn't sure that it would be right now. I kept looking into his eyes as he leaned back into the chair and said once more,

"I think that's the better question." I gulped and seat down more in my chair and to be honest I didn't know how to start this or what I should do first off.

Do I just run for it? Or do I sit through it and deal with nearly facing my death right here, right now?

Soon enough I got the courage to speak and give him some kind of response.

"Are we sure we need to talk about this? I mean classes are tomorrow and I want to get started on my essays-" My breathing hitched as I listened to his words.

"Yes, we need to talk about it. You sent me a confession letter and have been ignoring me all weekend instead of saying it to my face." My throat started to close up which meant that tears were about to form, but I didn't want nor need them too so I pushed that feeling away and said back to him,

"It was a ridiculous act that I did at 11 pm on a Friday after a week full of school, I was most likely not thinking straight." I folded my hands together and sneezed hoping that he will buy my bait and let me leave, but I knew that wasn't going to work.

"You've literally run away from me after you sent it, normally you'd stare me down or say hello, but you haven't been. You clearly were thinking straight when you wrote it." He was staring me down and at this point, I didn't know what to do. I was scared. Being as frightened as I was I just, out of random instincts, told him,

"I really am uncomfortable talking about this right now and I'm not going to lie I am pretty afraid." I squeezed on my hands again trying to hold back tears of fear and it wasn't the normal fear, it was the fear of rejection and fear of saying something wrong and messing this whole thing up, and I might've just done that now. I gulped as Snape took that information in and we sat there in silence for a while until he spoke up, but his voice was very soft and quiet.

"You know you did bring this upon yourself, and you can't blame me for trying to talk to you about versus going right to Dumbledore and talking to him about it instead." It was sympathetic really, and I didn't understand why he would talk like that. I stayed silent for a while which I guess moved him to speak some more, probably trying to make me feel better and not scared.

"Listen, I didn't want to talk about this either, believe me." I still couldn't find my voice and was actually starting to think on how I could make this less nerve-wracking so I just asked him a simple yet kind of dumb question since I know the answer already.

"Do don't need to have these kinds of talks often, do you?" He shook his head no and now I could feel that he wanted me to speak and continue to speak for as long as I could and knowing this I was very anxious, but I decided that since I'm already here, might as well face a fear I didn't know I had.

"Look, if you don't want to talk about it, which I get, can we just forget this ever happened?" I said leaning forward in my chair as in ready to get up and leave, but his next response made me want to stay longer.

"You know, I've been in the same place as you, and you can't just forget these feelings. Trust me, they're the reason I'm so cold to everyone and why my life has become dark." I was shocked to hear him confess something to me. I really wasn't ready to hear that and it stunned me, not gonna lie. I give him a look of interest but also mixed with shock and empathy. His face was softened and kind, but as soon as he saw my reaction of empathy it faded away and the cold hard Snape was back. I let off a disappointed expression and then said,

"But this time those words don't matter do they?" I realized how attacking those words sounded and instantly wanted to take them back, but it was too late now. He was giving off a vibe of sadness or guilt rather than making me feel that way since that was the way he had treated me and everyone else for years before now and it's hard to think that he could try and be nice. He sighed and said,

"It really does seem that way doesn't it?" I nodded lightly and dropping my head down a little to break eye contact with him, he continued with,

"Maybe it doesn't have to be that way... for you." I was shocked and lifted my head back up to look at him and he just gave off a slight smile and he totally changed right in front of me. His posture softened and the muscles in his face relaxed and his eyes, good god his eyes, they shone with so much sympathy and possibly love that I instantly relaxed too and took in a deep breath waiting for what would happen next. Soon enough he leaned forward in his chair and got up. I stood up with him and he said,

"You should probably go now, it's a few minutes until curfew." My eyes widened once again in fear.

I'm going to get caught by Filch and have to do some sort of scary punishment"Don't worry though, if you don't make it back in time, I'm always here to give an explanation." He said pointing to his head.

"You probably don't know it, but if you can block someone out of your head then you most likely can enter someone's head." I nodded after I learned something new and made my way over to the door with Snape following me. Before I could leave he turned me around and asked me,

"Why don't you give it a try. Try it on me." I shrugged and focused on him and him alone, feeling myself push into a cold and hard barrier like it was right in front of me but there was nothing there. I felt the wall drop and I instantly pushed into his mind and was brought to his mind only to hear him say to me through his thoughts,

"See? It really isn't that hard once you get it, and neither is this." He had trapped me in his mind, closing the wall behind me, but I had pushed myself out. Once my mind was back in its rightful place I noticed Snape leaning in and felt my own body leaning towards his. Soon enough his hands cupped my cheeks and the coldness of them seeped to my hot skin. He looked at my face getting in every detail until he brought his eyes to mine and at that point, I grabbed his shirt and pulled him into me causing our lips to crash together. Soon enough he started to kiss me and we moved our lips in sync causing my legs to go weak by the way his lips covered mine and how passionate and sweet his kisses were. Before I could actually fall to the floor he wrapped his arm around my waist and I could feel myself go light-headed with the feeling of his cold touch on me and the fact that we were face deep into each other. But all good things have to come to an end and I slowly pulled away from him still in his arms looking into his deep onyx eyes. Not knowing what to do next and being so full of love and happiness I smiled and gently laughed which made Severus smile and laugh a little too.

"Okay, but you should really get going."

"Yeah." I was still in his arms and leaning tight against his chest and I said,

"I'm going to need to be set free to be able to go you know."

"Oh yeah right." He gently dropped his hands and rubbed the back of his neck. I put my hand on the door to leave, but before I opened it I said to him,

"And thank you for understanding me." He smiled at me and it just filled me up so much that I turned back to him and gave him a deep long hug, soon enough he returned it and I needed to feel his lips one last time before whoever knows when again. It was much more gentle and loving than the last and I left his office feeling like I was at the top of the world. I basically ran back the whole way to my dorm to tell Luna and Cho feeling like I would never run out of energy every time his laugh played back in my head or his smile showed up in my vision. Once I burst through the door getting their attention I closed the door, cast a sound-proof spell around the walls and just yelled at them,

"We kissed!" Luna literally jumped up and grabbed me in a huge big hug and spun us around as Cho screamed and was super shocked. Soon enough I was laughing and daydreaming about him along with tears flowing strongly down my face. After we had calmed down a bit an owl landed in our window and dropped off a letter. I grabbed it to see who it was for and yet again I had received a letter with my name on it in Snape's handwriting, I squealed again and basically jumped onto Luna who was ready to sleep for tonight.

"Read it, read it!" Cho said from the other side of the room on her bed and I opened it carefully making sure not to rip the parchment and read it out loud for them to hear.

Dear Cloe, Yes this is random and there really wasn't any need for me to write this to you, but I just want you to know that if you need help with anything I'm here for you. If you need any comfort I'm always by your side and I will never leave it. You have finally made me come out of my hard shell and have made me realize that living in the past is never a good thing. I couldn't imagine what would've happened if I missed you and didn't give myself another chance at love. You truly mean a lot to me, and I know that I mean a lot to you, and that's all I've ever wanted to feel.

Sincerely, SS

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方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 1 趁机拉黑一批神棍。

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 1 美国华人疯狂抢购Costco的大米。抢购大米也是中华民族自古以来就有的文化传统。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESEEPGwUEAAXXSr?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESEEPGwUYAAfx_Q?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 1 《新英格兰医学杂志》昨天发表的社论，新冠病毒感染死亡率目前统计结果大约2%，但因为有大量的无症状、轻微症状患者没有统计，实际死亡率可能远小于1%，最终可能与严重季节性流感的死亡率（0.1%）相当。其基本传染数为2.2，比流感（1.3）有传染性。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESBBF4VU4AM97Z-?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESBBF4JUEAEQ2pc?format=jpg&name=small

chris @crossitover · Mar 1 不敢苟同，单纯靠死亡人数/确诊人数得出的结论非常具有误导性，流感几乎很少有人去住院，而新冠治疗明显有大量呼吸机，吸痰机，ecmo的参与，这样即便是相同的死亡率也根本没有说服力

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 1 美国上个流感季节（2018-2019）有49万人因流感住院，死亡34200人，死者包括470名未成年人，8100名65岁以下成年人。当然中国有特殊国情，因流感住院、死亡的都不算流感。所以才会有这种牛哄哄的“专家”声称“流感几乎很少有人去住院”。

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 1 方方作为作家，写写见闻就算了，却要自以为是提医学建议。她自称自己只找西医看��，却要人们相信中医能治新冠病毒，甚至希望人们去尝试江湖游医，仅仅因为江湖游医声称能治新冠病毒，所以就觉得没什么可争论的，所以就不妨让他试试？按这个逻辑任何游医都可以害人了？这是精神分裂还是脑子中病毒了？ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESETKBzUYAAkBDu?format=jpg&name=medium

方舟子 @fangshimin · Feb 29 无意中近距离接触到一条红菱斑响尾蛇，它比我还紧张，缩成一团吐着蛇信，警告我不要靠近。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ER_H8V8UUAAJe0F?format=jpg

Teresa Y.H. @blueskyinla · Feb 29 是因为这个月南加气温偏高，冬眠的蛇提早出来觅食了吗？

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 1 南加州有冬季没有冬天，蛇不冬眠，一月份也能见到响尾蛇，我晒过。

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 1 我说怎么连美国超市的意大利面也被抢光了，原来是有微博大V建议美国华人囤积6个月的意大利面，当然还有卫生纸、食盐，色拉油。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESEdvbPU4AAvb-d?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESEdvbkU0AYrdlX?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 1 今日所见野花：今年第一枝查帕拉尔丝兰(chaparral yucca)、西部蓝眼草(western blue-eyed grass)、圣地亚哥豌豆(San Diego pea)、克利夫兰流星花(Cleveland’s shooting star)。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESEmGnyUYAIkvc-?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESEmHKNU8AAxQ2C?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESEmHKOUUAAateq?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESEmHMnUwAE1I6E?format=jpg

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 1 根据基因序列分析，西雅图那个未知来源的新冠病毒感染者的病毒源自西雅图第一个确诊病例，但两个病例相隔6周，不可能是直接感染，这意味着该病毒已在西雅图传染数周，估计西雅图有几百、上千人被感染，一部分已自愈，一部分被当成流感、感冒，一部分还在潜伏期。第二个病例症状轻微，目前在家中隔离。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESDnvxKUUAIh0iZ?format=jpg&name=medium

恶世纪 @EvilCentury · Mar 1 目前国内跟你八竿子打不着怎么还那么多人在国内黑你？

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 1 有啥奇怪的？骗子和骗子帮凶们对我的仇恨是刻骨铭心的，更要趁我在国内网络被封杀没法反击之机拼命黑我，报仇雪恨啊。

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 1 加拿大Costco紧急补货，让华人再来抢。如果能把北美米面油盐都抢光，算你牛。口罩倒是都被抢光了，害的是医护人员和病人。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESE1HesU0AEb22K?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESE1HerUUAE7L5N?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESE1HerUcAAvq1T?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESE1HeuUUAEpZyB?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 1 武汉不禁止擅自出门买菜了还是大家不管禁令反抗了？ https://twitter.com/i/status/1234335535147077632

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 1 在罩国，不用戴口罩是地位的象征。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESFEfK0U0AEju95?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 1 以防疫的名义强迫中小学生乃至幼儿园小孩喝有害无益的“大锅药”，无异于下毒。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESFLJscVUAIAMLh?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESFLJscU0AAAWoM?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESFLJ8tVUAA1Vu5?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESFLJ8vVUAAyiJb?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 1 法国买口罩需要医生处方，看来抢购口罩的法国华人还要先去收买医生。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESFZ65qU0AAY7We?format=jpg&name=900x900

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 1 武汉把集贸市场封死，看你们还敢冲出来买菜不？ https://twitter.com/i/status/1234374108659404800

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 1 2014年，川普发推特说，奥巴马总统有责任去探望并拥抱得了埃博拉的美国人。如此说来，川普也应该有责任去探望并拥抱感染新冠病毒的美国人，这个更容易吧，新冠病毒没有埃博拉病毒凶险。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESFnTAnU4AI_VOR?format=jpg&name=900x900

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 2 深圳发现一个病例，隔离了一个住宅楼单元14天，邻居们又都得在家坐牢。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESFu_DtUEAIymTC?format=jpg&name=medium

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 2 新冠病毒聚集性传染78%-85%是家庭内部传染。四川隔离了25000多名密切接触者，其中只有0.9%后来发现被传染，概率很低。广东筛查了34万个发热门诊病人，只有0.14%是新冠病毒感染。这么低的概率完全得不偿失。把发热的人全送发热门诊筛查，被交叉感染的概率恐怕比查出是新冠病毒还高。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESF53aGUYAA_5Ku?format=jpg&name=medium

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 2 两年前骗子武小华通过唐师曾加我的微信，希望我给她审一篇揭露JB蛋白的文章，我发现该文不懂装懂，充满了知识性错误，没法改。但我因此查了一下JB蛋白，发现它的确是骗人的东西，就自己写了揭露文章。见当时微信记录。现在这个骗子被发现剽窃我的科普，照抄了5段，反过来说我抄她、抄别人，典型的骗子 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESGbAuMUwAUSfq3?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESGbAuIUUAM3v7E?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESGbAuLUwAE1ylv?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESGbAuMU0AAb_z4?format=jpg&name=medium

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 2 湖北人被逼得像流浪狗一样生存。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1234600057053184000

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 2 这个“天眼查”是哪个骗子办的公司，居然动用其官方公众号造谣、诽谤我？以为我在墙内被封杀了就奈何不了这些骗子了？哪天有空我也来“造谣”其后台老板，看“打假斗士”是不是宝刀已老。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESJOEjPUEAE5e16?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESJOEjOUEAA9JND?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESJOEjbU8AEnoqS?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESJOEjbUUAASBhp?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 2 骗子武小华的那些“科普”文章有知识含量的部分应该都是这么东抄西凑来的，因为此人并没有受过什么教育（更不要说是“博士”）。和别的骗子比，她算是胆子比较大的，敢于一再抄我的文章，被发现了还敢反过来说我抄她，还扬言要向“美国国家安全部门”检举我在推特上骂川普呢。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESJVxkYUEAAQfgd?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESJVxkYU8AAjiBc?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESJVxsAVAAAO0i8?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESJVxt7UUAAihO7?format=jpg&name=360x360

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 2 这就是我当年那篇揭露JB蛋白的文章，原来发在我的微信公众号上，那个号已被永远封了，就再发一次。当时唐师曾向我介绍武小华是“美国留学回来的医学博士”，所以我文中以“国内医生”指代她。实际上她既不是医生也不是博士，是个没受过什么教育的理疗师。“JB蛋白”是什么“神药”？ https://t.co/fR89gNIpC1?amp=1

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 2 今日山景：加州灌木向日葵(California bush sunflower)盛开的季节。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESJq9utVUAEJCu8?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESJq9zTVUAYu6k8?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESJq98lVUAA6Dc4?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESJq9upVUAUWY-t?format=jpg

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 2 科学猫头鹰微访谈《真相》| 对话方舟子系列之二～我的大学 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESJz0pKVUAEglvc?format=jpg&name=medium

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 2 今日所见野花：早葱花(early onion)、尖齿叶变豆菜(sharp-toothed sanicle)、小花蝇子草(small-flowered catchfly)、紫色猫头鹰火焰草(purple owl’s clover)。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESJ_ufQVUAE8SGX?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESJ_uiaUEAADVwE?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESJ_unIUEAABFkZ?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESJ_u0pU8AMw7jl?format=jpg

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 2 中国防疫前（1月1-20日）、后（2月10-25日）排放对比（对流层二氧化氮平均浓度）。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESKKzqSUUAEexEj?format=jpg&name=900x900

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 2 彭斯的才能除了祈祷，原来还会屏住呼吸。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1234709623732490241

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 2 深圳在3月1日发现一例新冠病毒感染病例后，其所在小区的住宅单元楼住户被隔离14天，但深圳防疫指挥部的公告说隔离了4名密切接触者。那个单元楼只有4名住户？ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESKXKETUUAAVS_r?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESKXKETVUAEcQfs?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 2 不知是人民日报客户端删掉了这篇文章，还是有人伪造人民日报文章。如果人民日报有人支持民间“神医”，那是毫不奇怪的，绝大多数中国人都相信高手在民间，中世纪社会嘛，所以像李跃华这种骗子才有市场。其实这种江湖游医的危害不大，有行医执照、甚至有院士头衔的“神医”“大师”危害才大，谁敢去追究？ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESKfituUwAIn9tv?format=jpg&name=medium

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 2 湖北广水。戴红袖章的为什么四个打一个？应该不是因为没戴口罩。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1234732329408417792

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 2 江西一个县级市不仅开了国际学术会议，还引进了一个诺贝尔奖获得者。不知花了多少钱？诺贝尔奖获得者到中国捞金已经到县这一级了？ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESKvyQ8U0AAVRmL?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESKvyQ8UYAAb3Ax?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESKvyQ9VAAInZIF?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 3 业主委员会主任号召业主们痛击不戴口罩的老外，戴红袖章了没有？ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESK3cCdUUAAaMmj?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESK3cCdUEAEeggW?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 3 新增1确诊病例，辽宁丹东宽甸县卫健局局长被免。难怪现在各地都是“零增长”，不“零增长”要被免职的。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESLH_lBUcAUPALL?format=jpg&name=large

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 3 江湖游医李跃华固然是个骗子，质疑这个骗子的武大药学院教授也爱信口开河，说了半天是为了最后推销其“高仿生皮肤组分的护肤品”，中间顺带造谣喝牛奶会让人老年痴呆。这其实很代表中国名牌大学教授的水平。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESLNLyAUwAEWx5i?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESLNLyBVAAA9Z_n?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESLNLyAUEAA9Cyk?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESLNMpeUcAAAjbM?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 3 天眼查这家谣言公司说我说美国疾控中心不建议普通戴口罩是造谣，说美国民众排队买口罩打了我的脸，这是什么骗子逻辑？美国疾控中心的指南写得那么清楚，天眼查CEO韩超据说是留美博士，看不懂那么浅显的英语？莫非是武小华式的博士？至于我与钟南山当年关于雾霾的争论，天眼查捏造钟的回应，骗子公司嘛 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESLigIJUYAU22ua?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESLigILU8AAwNnw?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESLig0pUUAAI9A-?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESLig0pUYAAFlQJ?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 3 广西南宁，三名警察联手抓获一名不戴口罩上街女子。该女子既有科学素养（说健康人不必戴口罩），又有公民素养（说上街是她的权利），当然就被抓了。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1234940507144343552

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 3 小哀鸠今天离巢。它们还会在巢的附近待上两周，由其父亲喂食。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESOHlDyU0AEbpVV?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESOHlD0U4AAolmA?format=jpg

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 3 江湖游医李跃华因无照行医给人治新冠病毒感染被处理，作家方方为其鸣不平，说他声称有效何妨让他试试。李跃华声称给穴位注射苯酚不仅能治疗新冠病毒感染，还能治疗一百多种疾病，都号称取得了非常好的疗效，是不是也都要让他去试？方方找找这100多种病里有没有你有的，以身作则如何？ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESOY0TKUUAAGMmI?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESOY0TJVUAAz4-E?format=jpg&name=900x900

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 3 美国医护人员这么转运新冠病毒感染者。没有学习中国防疫经验，把全身包起来？倒想到了要保护病人隐私，不让拍到。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESOnu8vUUAEu4N6?format=jpg&name=900x900

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 3 发表新文章《方舟子：一家叫做“天眼查”的谣言公司》一家叫做“天眼查”的谣言公司 .方舟子. 有一家叫做“天眼查”的公司（注册名称北京金堤科技有限公司）在其微信公众号发表署名“天眼妹”的文章《“打假斗士”方舟子开始质疑钟南山了？》，搜集了我在推特上的一些言论，说我造谣、诽谤钟南山了。其实该文是一篇“洗稿”，是把两天前密集出现的微信营销号抹黑我的文章改了改，内容都是一样的，连我的推特截屏也是从那些营销号搬过去的。营销号的文章不值得认真对待，但“天眼查”号称是帮助做企业调查的... https://t.co/GBD0YBhZD3?amp=1

Adam Dice @t_shyang · Mar 3 CEO叫柳超，不是韩超，UIUC韩家炜的弟子

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 3 谢谢，我把他的姓和他的导师的姓记混了，已改正。韩家炜算是我的校友，怎么教出这个以造谣为业的学生？

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 3 发表新文章《方舟子：也说说新冠病毒的传染力和致死率》https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/HjvlXEPzJld_xD4wV02aaQ

Hongyu @ehongyu · Mar 3 Replying to @fangshimin 历史上的确有传染病导致人群中死亡30%以上，比如黑死病：https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Death

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 3 死亡30%的只是欧洲人口，全球人口病死比例没那么高。

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 3 杨桃涨价了，一个4美元。真有人买？ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESPTGXDUcAEMJds?format=jpg&name=medium

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 3 今日山景：蓝迪克(bluedicks）盛开的季节。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESPW6otUMAE0wTP?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESPW6otU0AEAWiu?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESPW6toUEAAa-hF?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESPW63-UcAAA3fe?format=jpg

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 3 今日所见野花：今年第一片金田野(goldfields)、海岸火焰草(coast Indian paintbrush)、优雅猫头鹰火焰草(graceful owl’s clover)、海岸牵牛花(coast morning glory)。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESPhNwhUYAIUMLd?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESPhNZZUYAAt-pU?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESPhNhCUwAAVNCj?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESPhNkJU4AA58AP?format=jpg

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 3 不可质疑的党代表钟南山。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESPpGR6VAAITrcx?format=jpg&name=medium

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 3 发一个图像版《一家叫做“天眼查”的谣言公司》。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESPty7nVAAAEwqF?format=jpg&name=large

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 3 新冠疫情源自美国？这是台湾节目断章取义的阴谋论https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/PwtWziLPucHkZDxBhQIpuQ

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 4 美国因新冠病毒感染死亡人数上升到9例，全部在西雅图或其附近，其中5例都是在一家疗养院受照顾的长期患病的老人，他们是最高危的人群。西雅图目前只有27个确诊病例，但我以前说过了，该病毒从武汉传人后已在西雅图不知不觉传播了几个星期，应该有上千个病例了。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESQFcOeUwAED8oK?format=jpg&name=medium

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 4 国家卫健委最新发布的《新型冠状病毒肺炎诊疗方案（试行第七版）》增加了“有条件可采用氢氧混合吸入气治疗”。为什么要让病人吸氢气？是曾经为“氢气控癌”伪科学站台的钟南山院士要求加入的？参见我以前写的《四大院士支持的“氢气控癌”是真的吗？》https://evernote.com/shard/s546/sh/70dc0451-547e-4e58-9ad8-f008724fa312/7a6b1022ccdc1a0f9faf50320ff8ee8c https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESQP4_gUMAAACFW?format=jpg&name=medium

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 4 Ochoa说多核苷酸磷酸化酶(PNPase)功能不明是在1980年，此后PNPase被证实对RNA的代谢、后转录调控等有重要功能，在Pubmed能搜出几百篇研究该酶功能的论文和多篇综述。饶毅却引Ochoa的话说迄今该酶功能不明，认为诺奖委员会说谎，他还生活在1980年？还是说不会查生物学文献？ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESQcWrQUMAEf-L2?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESQcWrUU4AAM0vN?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESQcWrSUYAAzhZC?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 4 “极端稳定的天才”以为两个月内就能研发出新冠病毒疫苗（这几天他一直这么说），专家向他解释最快也要一年多才会有疫苗，他很失望，建议用流感疫苗来预防新冠病毒…… https://twitter.com/i/status/1235277774123700224

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 4 警察一直跟着这个没戴口罩的人，然后突然将其抓捕。这是哪里的方言？我一句听不懂，不看汉字招牌还以为是朝鲜。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1235304414275043329

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 4 中国小孩啥时候说话变这个腔调了？真是恐怖。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1235335682412949506

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 4 这解释了为什么国家卫健委的新冠肺炎诊治指南突然推荐吸氢氧混合气这种伪科学疗法，果然是钟南山的杰作。一台中国特色的氢氧呼吸机可以卖好几万元呢。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESTRK-eXsAAc8oR?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESTRK-dWoAAc-7N?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 4 都说俄罗斯这一阵子为了防疫对中国留学生狠，跟另一个中国人民的老朋友相比弱多了，威胁要“开枪击毙”去边境的中国公民呢。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESTxzTAVAAEvuZc?format=jpg&name=900x900

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 4 在罩国，可以把口罩挂在脖子上不戴也是地位的象征。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESUAHRzVAAENyY1?format=jpg&name=900x900

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 4 刘记牛肉拉面。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESUJxwwUYAApF9c?format=jpg&name=medium

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 4 生产氢氧气雾化机（简单的电解水设备，一��卖几万元）的上海潓美医疗科技有限公司由广州南山氢分子医学科技有限公司控股，后者是广州钟南山医学基金会的关联企业。把“采用氢氧混合吸入气治疗”这种伪科学疗法写入国家卫健委新冠肺炎诊治指南，是不是钟南山在发国难财？ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESUOcuEUUAI9W-a?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESUOcuGU0AUKAQU?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 4 今日山景 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESUWBTFUYAA-2GE?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESUWBTXU4AQ49ny?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESUWBZ4UYAAZ3Oe?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESUWBbnUYAE0Nhi?format=jpg

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 4 今日所见野花：金蓍草(golden yarrow)、细叶床草(narrowleaf bedstraw)、阿尔德森灯心草蔷薇（Alderson's rush-rose）、使命熊果(mission manzanita)。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESUdXHsVAAAYxZr?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESUdXSLUYAE7r31?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESUdXaKUEAAPAeF?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESUdXdLU4AI8Avm?format=jpg

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 4 2013年我与钟南山关于雾霾与肺癌关系的争论，现在被当成了我诋毁钟南山的历史罪证，有必要再来回顾一下我是怎么“诋毁”钟南山的。我与钟南山关于雾霾与肺癌关系的争论（三篇） https://t.co/LHXLu2hnS2?amp=1

0:10 方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 3 发表新文章《方舟子：也说说新冠病毒的传染力和致死率》https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/HjvlXEPzJld_xD4wV02aaQ

Larry Huang @larryhuang77 · Mar 4 如何理解传染力和SARS差不多，致死率比SARS低的新冠，造成的实际死亡人数比SARS高这么多？特别是SARS瞒报的时间更长。

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 4 因为被萨斯病毒感染的人都有明确症状，那就是发烧，所以容易筛查、隔离、控制。而被新冠病毒感染的人大部分都只有轻微症状，难以查出来，没法控制，感染的人数比萨斯多得多，死亡人数也就高得多。就像流感的传染力、致死率都比萨斯低得多，但全世界每年有几十万人死于流感。

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 4 方舱医院究竟治的是什么病？ https://twitter.com/i/status/1235453936057737217

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 4 今年加州大部分地区干旱，圣地亚哥还算正常。特别是东部的沙漠降雨还不少，应该有野花可看。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESVAbGBUwAAaRIY?format=jpg&name=medium

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 4 连奥巴马都出来呼吁把口罩留给医护人员，这下华人川粉更要觉得不戴口罩是左派阴谋，更要去抢购口罩了。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESVEcoPVAAAg7lC?format=jpg&name=900x900

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 5 这个人敢在墙内质疑钟南山，不怕被抓？要跨国抓捕我有点难度，只好发动营销号、水军造谣、抹黑我。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESVL93mUwAEH5iS?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESVL93lUEAAGFTj?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 5 韩红说她曾经考取了哈佛大学，到今天还保留着录取通知书，只不过为了建设祖国，放弃了出国留学。是什么专业的，怎么报考的？是上本科还是研究生？托福、SAT或GRE考了多少分？韩红同学，能不能把哈佛的录取通知书晒出来让我们见识一下长什么样？ https://twitter.com/i/status/1235488653469601792

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 5 “往脖子打一圈，病毒被封住，就没法往下跑了。”“病毒死了就成为疫苗了。”这只有三岁小孩的想象水平，这么敢胡扯的江湖游医也有那么多人信、那么多人支持，如果他像“中医大师”一样有行医执照还没法处理了？ https://twitter.com/i/status/1235658913204166657

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 5 抓人没戴红袖章，差评。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1235674038778748928

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 5 罩国的口号是：宁可被憋死也不能被病毒毒死。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1235688880122114049

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 5 一只弓足花蛛隐藏在花丛中。这种蜘蛛本来是白色的，在黄花丛中会分泌黄色物质把自己变成黄色。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESYXYsVUYAADzzR?format=jpg&name=large

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 5 我猜得不错，把吸氢气这种伪科学疗法写入国家卫健委新冠肺炎诊治方案，就是钟南山建议的，为其关联企业推销氢氧雾化机。昨天我搞反了两家企业的控股，但都是钟南山的关联企业是没错的。《中国新闻周刊》连钟南山都敢揭露，不想办了？ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESY08pJUMAEB7dR?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESY08pJUwAAGteF?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESY08pQUUAEyz7-?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 5 韩红连她报考哈佛大学什么专业都要保密，看来更别想看到她的哈佛录取通知书了。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESY-JL5U0AAhqCV?format=jpg&name=900x900

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 5 世界卫生组织说纸币会传播新冠病毒。会不会有人吓得把纸币都烧了？已经发生过有人用微波炉消毒人民币烧焦的事了。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESZGzFVUYAAs4Ea?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESZGzFWVAAEmZj1?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 5 今日山景 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESZM7rsX0AEbuj4?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESZM7pJUMAAyO1o?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESZM7vjUMAETccc?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESZM7zbUUAAR7Cl?format=jpg

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 5 刘记牛肉饼。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESZThsyWsAAoaOy?format=jpg

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 5 今日所见野花：头盔花(Danny's skullcap)、圣地亚哥特有濒危植物德尔马儿熊果(Del Mar manzanita)、奇雅(chia）、莫哈韦丝兰(Mojave yucca)。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESZcOUkXkAEqrBe?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESZcOY7WAAAtYUA?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESZcOgwWsAYgtaT?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESZcOgtWsAQre82?format=jpg

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 5 害人无数的中药注射剂血必净之所以会被列入国家卫健委新冠肺炎诊治方案，也是因为那是钟南山关联企业的主打产品。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESZulLqU4AA5NNY?format=jpg&name=medium

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 5 沃伦退出总统竞选，很可惜。沃伦与桑德斯政治理念相近，但更年轻、执行力更强，更适合当总统，桑德斯则更适合当活动家。民主党剩下两个老白男人竞争，然后再去跟另一个老白男人竞争。如果民主党最终选出拜登当候选人，会让年轻人、进步主义者、民主社会主义者失望，失去政治热情，他们才是民主党的未来 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESZ2PumUMAY0Lld?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 3 罩国的专家还不如17年前，越来越退步了。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESP9x28UUAAIXGP?format=jpg&name=medium

人文之美 @QZasJfjK4zOj9W0 · Mar 4 最喜欢看方先生2000年左右参加的各种辩论节目，专家云集，舌战四方。假大虚空，妖魔鬼怪层出不穷非常精彩，可惜现在再也看不到那些美好的回忆了，想念您。

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 5 你说的应该是2010年左右。2000年左右我基本在美国。

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 5 直播摆拍，是央视的创造。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1235817895499665408

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 5 很多海外华人想回中国避疫，祖国人民严阵以待。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESaJN7LUwAE1KRA?format=jpg&name=900x900

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 5 台湾也是罩国，台湾营养师想把罩国文化引入美国，惨遭失败，还觉得美国不如罩国懂防疫。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESaSFKOVAAIFDZH?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESaSFKQUUAcnf3I?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESaSFKOU4AI4Z9B?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 5 圣地亚哥第一例新冠病毒感染者是一名AT&T专卖店女员工，去意大利旅行时被染上，目前在家中自我隔离。本地6家AT&T专卖店进行消毒后重新开张。要是在中国，还不得把整个店封了、员工全部集中隔离？听说本地不少华人对政府这么不作为很不满，有的打算去中国避疫。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESZmZuGUcAACzP5?format=jpg&name=medium

PING @Apple5443 · Mar 5 朋友发现签证处回中国签证派长龙，说是回去“避难”。这些人都恐惧的昏了头，回去除了上街买东西，所有娱乐地方都关门，这么害怕还不如在澳村自我隔离，周围有的是残林海滩够你玩。

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 6 自愿排长队去坐牢，世界奇观。

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 6 嘉兴濮院，号称羊毛衫之都，商铺2、3月都被禁止营业，却还要交租金，于是反了。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1236050709671325696

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 6 美国的钟南山。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1236068774622593024

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 6 两只小哀鸠舍不得离开，时而回巢窝着，时而满院子乱跑。一只比较胆大，会主动朝我跑来，一只比较胆小，见另一只走得太近就飞起来把它也吓飞了。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESdx3uJUcAAoaIv?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESdx32IU8AEFUOv?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESdx33vUEAAGmaR?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESdx35DU0AA-HWn?format=jpg

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 6 不用手摸脸部是预防被病毒感染的重要手段，但是很难做到，因为摸脸、摸鼻子、揉眼睛是人们缓解紧张的方式，会不知不觉地去做，平均一个小时人们摸脸23次，其中一半是触摸眼睛、鼻子、嘴巴这些危险部位。

Warren Dem Cats #WarrenDemocratDragonWilted flowerRainbowStatue of libertyDrop of bloodTooth @WarrenDemCats · Mar 6 这些翻墙小粉红真的很闲，组团备小号来这里捣乱。建议大家积极举报仇恨及骚扰他人这个条目，并通过Twitter blockchain将拉黑列表提供给方先生，帮助他维持评论区的整洁干净。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESbEMnvUYAAVMvS?format=jpg&name=900x900

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 6 谢谢提醒水军又组团来了，��一键拉黑几千人，可能有误杀的。发现有几个大外宣账号也关注了这些水军，是在监工吗？

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 6 墙外的人想进去，墙内的人想出来。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESd_s17UYAAy7FN?format=jpg&name=large

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 6 昨天中午的义乌商贸城。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESeIPdUUMAEhyif?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESeIPdVVAAE9ea3?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 6 这个星期天我本来要给当地华人讲讲新冠病毒，现在因为疫情取消了。虽然我认为生活、活动应该照常，没必要因为不到万分之一的感染概率改变计划，但目前“紧急状态”下即使照常举办讲座估计也没多少人听。看看是不是改成网上讲座。今天的科学猫头鹰微课我将讲“我的大学”。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESePxWdU4AAtuxn?format=jpg&name=medium https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESePxWgUYAAD7gp?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 6 墙内有学校要求截屏汇报班级群里关于疫情的言论。有“不当言论”的——例如说不必戴口罩的——大概要被处分吧。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESeXg-dU4AEjzDi?format=jpg&name=medium

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 6 今日所见野花：毛毛虫穗花(caterpillar phacelia)、多毛五叶草(sticky cinquefoil)、圣地亚哥豌豆(San Diego pea)、早葱花(early onion)。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESeq7gyU0AEzbU1?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESeq7gKUwAAijYh?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESeq7gWU4AAwbDn?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESeq7gMUwAAk_D4?format=jpg

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 6 北京现在有口罩卖了，一个口罩22块4毛钱，按最低程度一天一个算，一人一个月就是600多块钱，用得起吗？不买不戴还不行，这也是发国难财。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESeeu-QVAAAVOoz?format=jpg&name=360x360 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESeeu-PUwAEefbP?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESeeu-QUYAEeGY6?format=jpg&name=360x360 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESeeu-RUYAAyQds?format=jpg&name=360x360

陆遥 @y1150264176 · Mar 6 原材料涨价了，口罩不涨价生产商吃亏。普通人并不需要一天换一个口罩

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 6 一天下来口罩里里外外都沾满了病菌、病毒，你还不换，等着被传染吗？

You Retweeted 伊雁声 @yiyansheng · Mar 6 又到了芦荟仙子开花宴的时候。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1236006157510049792

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 6 自己有菜园子也被禁止摘菜吃，要买高价配送菜。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1236158426742263810

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 6 这些对中国最狠的国家大多是中国人民的老朋友。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESe9CwXU8AAH_Oa?format=jpg&name=large

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 6 中医显然对中药防疫毫无信心，所以才要添加抗病毒西药金刚胺。但金刚胺要口服或注射进入体内才有可能起到抗病毒作用（它也抗不了冠状病毒），中医把它贴到口罩上能起什么作用？ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESfBDW6VAAER26l?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESfBDXAUcAAfYnP?format=jpg&name=900x900

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 7 北大第一医院呼吸内科主任王广发说有些理论中医有优势，不知他是根据什么中医理论认为新冠病毒“可防可控”的？又是根据什么中医理论解释自己感染新冠病毒的？“外邪”吗？中国的医学权威们自称学西医，却推崇中医，对得起他们受的教育吗？ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESfgXwQUwAAMqb9?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESfgXwpUwAAhlGr?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 7 韩国检测了14万人，发现了6000多个新冠病毒感染确诊病例，死亡率才0.6%。这说明检测得越多，确诊病例越多，死亡率就越低。美国死亡率高达5%，原因之一是因为死者主要是一家老人院的患病老人，原因之二是检测人数太少。川普怕确诊病例太多影响股市，让美国要做检测很麻烦，结果却让美国死亡率世界第一。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESfpr7xUwAEDITL?format=jpg&name=large

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 7 深圳笋岗文具批发市场的商家也反了。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1236219307320696838

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 7 星球大战防疫版 https://twitter.com/i/status/1236230379322789888

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 7 深圳飞马城服装广场，店铺商家要求复工、减租，被抓了。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1236358959100907525

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 7 何大一科普新冠病毒病 https://twitter.com/i/status/1236381518152396800

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 7 广州服装市场的商户在抗议。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1236397824150921217

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 7 广州火车站，附近有服装批发市场。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1236412015058419712

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 7 广州越秀电子市场商户也在要求退二月租金。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1236422920357826560

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 7 川普视察美国疾控中心总部时说：“人们都很惊讶我懂传染病。这里每个医生都说你怎么这么了解传染病。也许这是我的天赋，也许我应该干这一行而不是当总统。”在“极端稳定的天才”无数“没有谁比我更懂……”中又多了一项“传染病”。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1236429963026296833

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 7 在中国人民的好朋友谭塞德同志的领导下，世界卫生组织文件的中文版甚至与英文版有了差别，要尊重中国人民喜欢吃中药的文化，不敢让中国人民知道吃中药对2019冠状病毒病有害无益。以后对世界卫生组织的文件也只能看英文版的，学好英文很重要。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESi_lSiU0AAkUXA?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESi_lShUMAAQBle?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 7 圣地亚哥人民一直觉得自己比洛杉矶人民幸运，没有在地震带上。现在发现圣地亚哥市中心下面的断层是活跃的，平均每700年会发生一次7级地震，正是这个断层制造了圣地亚哥壮丽的海岸线。这对圣地亚哥房地产业是个打击，圣地亚哥房地产的一个卖点就是没有地震，而南加州没有地震就是人间天堂。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESjUIN0UEAAMYr5?format=jpg&name=900x900

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 7 纸尿裤没兜住？ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESjcmf8UwAAVhT3?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESjcmf9VAAAK47l?format=jpg&name=360x360 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESjcmf7UUAI6g-E?format=jpg&name=360x360 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESjcmf9UwAA8J4f?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 7 被发现中英版本内容不一致后，世界卫生组织干脆把英文版关于不要喝传统草药预防新冠病毒那一条也删了，与中文版一样了，不过其他语种版本还没删。选一名政客当世界卫生组织总干事，必然会让它从专业组织变成政治组织，因为政客眼里只有利益，没有原则。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESjk5vWU8AAXRw7?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESjk5vYU8AELXQe?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESjk5xmU8AAIcaX?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESjk5yQUYAIUe_D?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 7 中国作为新冠病毒最大的疫区，本来是应该接受别人捐款的，却向世界卫生组织捐款2千万美元，看来是买话语权。再追加捐款，大概就可以让世界卫生组织把中药也写入诊治方案了。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESjwqA_UMAAigBt?format=jpg&name=medium

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 7 今日所见野花：圣地亚哥特有珍稀植物海大丽花（sea dahlia）。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESj2zxbU0AEYgM5?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESj2zx2UEAA1cc_?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESj2z3xUwAEWXd9?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESj20DAU0AAvSvo?format=jpg

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 7 今日山景 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESj-b-tUEAACBgI?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESj-b-oUEAA9lMd?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESj-cCDUUAAwo_C?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESj-cGsUwAE8jNZ?format=jpg

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 7 世界卫生组织的另一个问答说：“如果未生病或未在照顾病人，那么戴口罩便是浪费。”建议罩国再捐给世界卫生组织2千万美元，让谭赛德删掉这一条，弘扬罩国文化。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESkE0BVUcAEDJ5s?format=jpg&name=900x900

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 7 复工了，没有原料也没法开工。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1236536288162934784

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 7 川普说：“新冠病毒的检测很完美，就像一封信那样完美。记录很完美。不是和它一样完美，但是很好。”谁知道他想要表达什么？周围的人也是一脸茫然。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1236543349068185601

方舟子 @fangshimin Replying to @alice98367362 川粉连简单的英语都听不懂，倒是很富有替主子洗地的想象力。川普说的是检测谁有没有被冠状病毒感染，跟病毒的演变历史有个五毛钱关系。

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 7 不知道是哪里的。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1236552252988375040

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 7 这是在西雅图医院工作的华裔医生，介绍其医院的美国医生、护士没人戴口罩，就他一个人戴口罩，最后的建议也是有必要时一定戴口罩，不怕其他人怎么说。我猜此人不是美国医学院毕业的，是在中国学医到美国工作的，一搜，果然，镇江医学院毕业的，肩负在美国医院传播罩国文化的使命。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESkkUlyU4AEhZ0U?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESkkUlyUEAACr1b?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESkkUlzUwAEYRCZ?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESkkUlyVAAEwQBE?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 8 福建漳州的猪肉价格，是美国的好几倍啊。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESkq09nU4AI-AFv?format=jpg&name=medium

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 8 川普：“医生，你讲几句？”美国疾控中心主任：“首先，我要感谢您的英明领导。这是我今天要说的最重要的事。”我觉得我回到了中国…… https://twitter.com/i/status/1236573645318709248

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 8 成都号称复工十多天了，依然像座鬼城。全国各地都差不多吧。店家靠什么生存？ https://twitter.com/i/status/1236755359173234688

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 8 深圳东门商业区，这回口号听明白了，喊的是“二、三免租，四、五减半”。不了解情况的路人即使听明白了也不懂什么意思吧。墙内有很多事情还需要学习，例如怎么喊口号。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1236763749744173056

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 8 泰国代表在世界卫生组织上的发言海峡两��各有一个翻译版本，台湾的版本好一些，但和大陆的版本一样没听懂quarantine一词。该代表是要求隔离从中国回来的总干事。他要求把会议搬到中国去开当然也是讽刺。中国代表没听懂，还感谢他的支持呢。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1236773024205901825

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 8 世界卫生组织原来列了5种预防新冠病毒有害无益的方法：吃维生素C、抽烟、喝草药、戴多重口罩、吃抗生素。在删掉“喝草药”之前已删掉“吃维生素C”，不知有没有从保健品商那里得到捐款？烟草公司也可考虑捐款让它删掉“抽烟”嘛。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESoWbapUcAAY_f5?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESoWbaqUUAAzZrY?format=jpg&name=900x900 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESoWbapVAAEo5z2?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 8 厉害，“反恐”部队都出动了，把这些要求减租的商户当恐怖分子。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1236852059397210112

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 8 今日所见野花：珍稀植物圣地亚哥鼠尾草(San Diego sage)，顾名思义，基本上只有圣地亚哥才有。也叫曼兹鼠尾草(Munz's sage)，纪念加州植物学家菲利普.曼兹。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESo5jARU4AAgzsD?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESo5jHYVAAEZf8q?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESo5jOxUEAAMdo2?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESo5jOyUEAAg6vG?format=jpg

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 8 刚才微信不知检测到我发了什么“非法”内容，把我的个人微信号冻结了，经过一番验证后才自动解封（所以推测是被自动冻结）。其实我自从知道微信是全透明的之后就用得不多了，在群里很少发言，从不在微信上谈敏感话题（都改用墙外工具了），有些推特会转发朋友圈，别人也经常看不到，微信早已成鸡肋了。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESpFB6VU4AE8FHe?format=jpg&name=900x900

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 8 今日山景 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESpLzjBVAAA6InD?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESpLzi_UcAAS9W0?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESpLzjBVAAEE5Dj?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESpLzjAUwAAP_M9?format=jpg

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 8 今日所见野生动物：橡子啄木鸟（acorn woodpecker）、西部强棱蜥（western fence lizard）、红尾鹰（red-tailed hawk）、黄缘蛱蝶（mourning cloak)。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESpYgl9UUAA6lHa?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESpYgl7UUAAiPh7?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESpYgphUYAUUgQK?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESpYgumU8AExd4e?format=jpg

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 8 这种朋友的朋友的朋友说的无稽之谈还在微信上到处传。“一些美国医生”会这么缺乏生物医学常识，以为他们都是老中医？ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESpgPbYU0AAupaZ?format=jpg&name=large

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 8 发表新文章《方舟子：冠状病毒是个什么东西》https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/jJSGGbYp88dJ5JVLCGBVZw

未来的细胞工程师 @ZZvhF6EohFv86nw · Mar 8 写得很好，但是有一句：一方面，要复制病毒的遗传物质，这一步是在核糖体进行的是不是打错了，核糖体在核外，主要是翻译mRna。方先生是想写细胞核吧

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 9 冠状病毒不进入细胞核，它是RNA病毒，其RNA复制就是在核糖体进行的。

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 9 Replying to @mengmeng2014 病毒复制RNA的第一步要制造自己的复制酶，所以首先必须在核糖体进行。之后再形成复制酶-转录酶复合体复制RNA。看来我写得不够清楚，需要做点修改。

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 8 国际组织领导人最好不要让非民主国家的人担任，原因很简单，这些人不具有独立性。例如，如果由一名罩国人担任世界卫生组织下任总干事，罩国大领导给他的指示，他敢不听吗？不过，在世界卫生组织总干事选举规则改了之后，罩国人也是有机会当的，谭德塞不就是被第三世界国家联合推上去的嘛。

自由西瓜 @renxiang426 · Mar 8 老方，石扉客又在造谣你了。。。

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 9 石扉客是个习惯性说谎者，不造谣才怪。

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 9 洛杉矶马拉松照常举行，来自世界各地的近3万人参加。中国、意大利、韩国、伊朗被禁止参加，所以就没人戴口罩了。中国据说连跑步也必须戴口罩。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESp0NPNUEAAN6tA?format=jpg&name=900x900

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 9 “神医”李跃华到现在还在给“志愿者”注射苯酚“抗新冠病毒”，实在恐怖。不是说他是非法行医被抓了吗？原来那个官方公告是骗人的？ https://twitter.com/i/status/1236940961160105986

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 9 草民也敢反过来叫警察戴好口罩？抓起来。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1237116157099827201

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 9 这是因为什么事？ https://twitter.com/i/status/1237129663983435776

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 9 意大利的“封城”和中国的封城不是一个程度的，但意大利人民还是起来抗议。都说意大利是欧洲的中国，其实还是不一样的。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1237164226784808961

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 9 泰国代表在世界卫生组织发言的第三个翻译版本，香港翻译的，基本无误，略有小错（例如把“经我妻子批准”错译成“如果我妻子允许”）。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1236917885668188160

Lion @Lion28040116 · Mar 9 晕，方舟子怎么会犯这么低级的错误。这个视频是2月6号发生的，泰国代表很明显是在讽刺那些对中国实施旅游禁令的国家，并不是在讽刺世卫组织的旅游禁令啊，世卫组织是不赞成对中国采取禁令的，泰国到现在也没有对中国发布禁令。

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 9 所以你相信泰国代表是真心地建议为了平息恐慌世界卫生组织应该去武汉、北京开会，他本人愿意资助？和中国代表一样弱智，还牛哄哄说别人“犯这么低级的错误”。

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 9 世界卫生组织澄清说，之所以删掉不要喝草药预防新冠病毒的警示，是因为此前“没有考虑到很多人都会使用传统草本药物来缓解2019冠状病毒病引发的轻症”。有很多人用，就不能反对？这是什么逻辑？也有很多人抽烟、戴多重口罩、吃抗生素，是不是也都不能反对，都要删除？世界卫生组织还是个专业组织吗？ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EStX4twUEAACnTM?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EStX4tyU0AAP880?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 9 世界卫生组织总干事原来是由执行委员会秘密投票选的，2017年改成全体会员国投票选举，以中国为首的第三世界国家联合选出谭德塞，大比分击败英国医生纳巴罗。这次谭德塞果然充分发挥了作为中国人民老朋友的作用。下次就直接选中国人当总干事好了，想删改世界卫生组织文件，领导打个电话就行，捐款都省了

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 9 联合国各个机构本来数世界卫生组织威望最高。陈冯富珍当了十年总干事，搞得乌烟瘴气，丑闻不断，例如称赞朝鲜没有肥胖症是因为公共卫生工作搞得好；差旅费奇高，到非洲视察住一晚上一千美元的宾馆。世卫组织主要靠捐款运行，很多捐款者就不愿意了，改捐给其他机构。现在世卫组织又被谭德塞搞成了笑话。

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 9 美国医疗总监称，川普身体比他健康。他是不是觉得自己比川普还胖？是不是也穿着纸尿裤？接下来美国官员该喊川普“永远健康”、“万寿无疆”了。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EStzzakUUAAc4I1?format=jpg&name=900x900

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 9 鲁迅说“暴君的专制使人民变成冷嘲”，还是太天真。真正的暴君是连冷嘲也不会允许的。

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 9 今日野花：草地死亡卡马斯(Meadow deathcamas)。这种漂亮的野花全株有剧毒，只有一种蜂——死亡卡马斯地花蜂(death camas andren)能忍受其毒性，也就只有这种蜂能帮它授粉。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESuCbX5U4AA3lLu?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESuCbegUMAEa0YS?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESuCbOgUEAAYJTC?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESuCbekU8AEHVfO?format=jpg

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 9 舍米斯（chamise）是夏天开花的植物（花期一般六-八月），今天发现有的开始开花了。我发现不少植物开花时间都比植物志记载的早，甚至早三个月，不知跟气候变暖有没有关系？南加州本来四季气温差别不大，植物受气候变化影响可能更明显。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESuL6vxUUAEnLzr?format=jpg

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 9 这回看有谁还敢喊“假的”？ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESuTBq8VAAAealm?format=jpg&name=900x900

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 9 即使想喊“都是真的”也喊不了。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESuYYRLUUAEierd?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESuYYRKUcAAXIBb?format=jpg&name=900x900

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 9 这种疗法中国也有，叫跳大神，也叫气功。 https://twitter.com/i/status/1237257057482375169

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 9 川普说他以前不知道流感还会死人，其实他爷爷就死于1918年流感，他爸没告诉他？他现在从专家那里知道每年美国流感要死几万人，一切照常，新冠病毒才死了22个美国人，别慌啊。结果美国股市还是大跌，三周蒸发了20%。股民是对他没信心，不相信他的话。如果是奥巴马告诉大家别慌，可怜还有点用。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESunpV5UYAMLvl9?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESunpV5UYAELjKf?format=jpg&name=900x900

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 10 中国医生评高级职称和评劳模一样，看的是政治表现或表演，而不是专业水平。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESuusKsU0AAI_Mt?format=jpg&name=large

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 10 我早说了，中国医生基本都是老中医，张文宏这种网红医生尤其如此。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESu2eBEU0AEL8nR?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 10 防民之口甚于防恐。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESu9q8KUcAAoUT4?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESu9q8NU8AMhEYH?format=jpg&name=900x900 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESu9q8LU0AAHXAS?format=jpg&name=900x900 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESu9q8KUwAEPoXB?format=jpg&name=360x360

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 10 唐、宋的时候，皇帝出巡，百姓是可以站着围观的（北宋《舆驾观汴涨图》）。到了清朝，皇帝出巡，百姓就只能跪迎了（清《康熙帝出巡图》）。再到后来，百姓连跪迎的资格也没有了，都在家关禁闭。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESvFPRIUMAEMZT5?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESvFPRIUMAIB4l0?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 10 那个时候领导视察不戴口罩还握手，与高危人群密切接触，不注意保护自己，不怕被传染更为凶险的萨斯？十几年来中国“防范”意识更强了，不止是针对传染病。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESyMKb5UMAAMp6u?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESyMKcOU0AAfov6?format=jpg&name=360x360 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESyMKcFUwAEszIi?format=jpg&name=360x360 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESyMKcGUYAA6sSb?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 10 俄国议会通过法律，把普金以前的任期清零，他可以再干两届总统。原来还可以这样运作，川普看了羡慕不已。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESye4xMU0AEjRZG?format=jpg&name=medium

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 10 抽空去了趟Costco，想看一下抢购的盛况，结果发现人比平时还少。但是卫生纸、面巾纸都卖光了，面粉也卖光了，白米、香米还有，反而是糙米卖光了，看来不是中国人来抢购的，一般中国人不吃那玩意儿。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESyqUz1UMAE-LyG?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESyqU1cUwAE5m2d?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 10 一百年前，美国也是罩国。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESyw4ILUwAE7WZ1?format=jpg&name=900x900

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 10 原来的报道说武汉火神山医院是双层临时板房，看现在的报道最后建成了坚固的三层大楼？十天能建成这样的大楼，那才是中国奇迹。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESy5T6wUEAE9sLC?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESy5T7LU4AIVhgS?format=jpg&name=360x360 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESy5T73U8AAHHoW?format=jpg&name=small

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 10 给纽约时报做校对。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESzA5iVVAAERtZz?format=jpg&name=medium

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 10 川粉连“川普支持率高达97%”这么弱智的谣言都敢造。实际上川普目前的支持率为44%。川普上任以来其支持率从来就没有超过50%，一直在40%左右，历史上支持率最低的总统。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESzHvR_UYAAfamW?format=jpg&name=large

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 10 今日野花：微型鲁冰花（Miniature lupine），顾名思义，一种很小但很精致的鲁冰花（中文学名羽扇豆）。圣地亚哥总共有19种鲁冰花，我才见过8种。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESzN2T5VAAAcGUq?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESzN2T5UYAMtXh6?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESzN2ZTU8AElOtW?format=jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESzN2ZHVAAEk4m5?format=jpg

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 10 原来还有不著名的公众人物。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESzUeR5U4AAJtw5?format=jpg&name=medium

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 10 美国西佛吉尼亚大学物理系教授James Lewis在2017年加入中科院千人计划，年薪60万，外加100万补贴、400万研究经费，定于2018年秋天到岗。他以照看新生子女名义向该校请假，继续领全职工资，实际去中国上班。美国司法部起诉其诈骗，他已认罪，最高可判十年、罚款25万美元。请《知识分子》也给他洗洗白。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESzgthZUYAAcePp?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESzgthWU0AACt1R?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESzgthXU4AI8TG_?format=jpg&name=900x900

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 10 全国大学生都要认真学习，中国防疫为世界树立了典范，不学习不能毕业。 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESzpdajUUAIBmBL?format=jpg&name=small https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESzpdamU0AE0T-V?format=jpg&name=900x900

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 10 珠海 https://twitter.com/i/status/1237630494843387905

方舟子 @fangshimin Mar 10 《感时》：天朝有口罩皆封，划室为牢鹰犬凶。苛政从来毒甚疫，新时又见旧时容。2020.3.10 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESyWRAgUwAAC5Du?format=jpg&name=900x900 Vivian @lianvivian1 · Mar 10 Replying to @fangshimin 好诗，之前是苛政猛于虎，现在是苛政猛于毒疫。

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 10 之前还有“孰知赋敛之毒，有甚是蛇者乎”（《捕蛇者说》），第三句实际上源于此。

凡眼尘躯 @fanyanchenqu · Mar 11 后人研究你这首诗还得翻推特。

方舟子 @fangshimin · Mar 11 《捕蛇者说》大家都学过，不是僻典。

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