#Unreality

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Though Spirit Halloween stores were once regarded as a sign of economic decay because of their association with dead stores, modern science recognizes them as a fungus that in fact rehabilitates store zones for new growth.

[missing-childhood]

I wish time would stop, if just for a bit, so I could experience the bliss of not fearing tomorrow.

[l33-0f-th3-v01d]

[ai-dream]

[thatsbelievable]

[respiratory-kristem]

Greetings.

:)

[official-penis-posts]

can I have a fun penis fact please :)

Penises were invented in 1983 by Dr. Aloysius Dexter because he was tired of his urine spraying like a windex bottle when he peed

3 minutes later he found another use for it

[lolcatsaestheticdump]

[lance-thunder-reporting-live]

How are you a ghostly weatherman and not being hunted by the Fentons or Phantom?

Since I can appear human, the Fentons often forget that I am a ghost. I can pass by them on the street as just another face in the crowd. Unfortunately, once any sort of attention is drawn to me while in their presence, they usually do tend to remember and attack.

I have been chased by them several times. Often on my way to work, which can result in the news reports for those days being late, or nonexistent.

Luckily, they are not allowed inside my workplace, and they do not know my place of residence.

Phantom though, does not attack me as I pose no threat to him or Amity Park.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

The average human farts in their sleep 1,000 times per minute. Failure to do so would result in waking up with the size, shape, and explosivity of the Hindenburg.

[entomologists2017]

[aria-greenhoodie]

Came home to my dorm today and found this fucking thing on my floor, any idea what it is?

[ai-dream]

[thatsbelievable]

[respiratory-kristem]

@midwinter-momento