#Uno! | Crack

[pattdork]

Ava: Please, Bea, don't torture me.

Ava: Please, please, after everything we've been through together. You can't do this.

Ava: I'm begging you. Don't do it.

Beatrice: It has to be done.

Ava:

Beatrice:

Ava:

Beatrice: *places down a +4* Uno.

[fanfictionroxs]

Luke had to be killed of first. Why? Cause that boy is the definition of overprotective bloodthirsty hound with anxiety. He slashed Aemond's eye when he was JUST 5 YEARS OLD because Jace was in danger! Can you imagine what he would have done if Jace had died first?

Alexa play Set Fire to the Red Keep!

[mythtiide]

Führungskommando game night ✨

[torra-and-the-toons]

We all know the infamous scene in WHITEHOUSE that revealed Nigel may have had a crush on Kuki.

But hear me out.

What if he just never wanted to tell Abby the truth.

She found out he had a crush on someone that wasn't Lizzie so she pestered him about it, and in a fit of panic, he said it was Kuki because she's the only other girl in their sector.

He couldn't say the truth to her face because the person he had a crush on was her.

And that's why Nigel gave her that look in WHITEHOUSE, because even all these years later, she never figured it out.

Just a thought. Honestly, I have no qualms over 1 and 3 either, but I'm rabid for 1 x 5

[browneyesbrighteyes]

Listen.

I know a lot of people are saying we have lost all reason for dinluke to happen. 

(which...canon was never gonna help us there let’s be real)

But hear me out. If you treat it like the elder wand, then, technically, the Darksaber belongs to Luke.

And this creates the perfect opportunity for crack fics where Luke accidentally becomes a Mandalorian-Jedi and has to seek out Din for help with learning about Mandalorian culture. 

[carmillas-vampiric-rage]

Nemesis: kills that really sad spider lady who was also a victim of enslavement and colonialism

Tarak: "omg!!!! 🤩🤩 that was so impressive and amazing and rad!!!! 🥰🥰🥰 you're so badass and cool!! like omg wow bestie you rock 😍😍😍😍

Nemesis:

[nanbafreak]

[I have no idea but they're at Uno's recreation room]

-After some type of robot arc I obviously made up, Rock's arm is being hugged by robot Liang (Who was staring lovingly at Rock) who looks just as human as the original.-

Upa:-Omg please just end my misery, I don't think bleach can help this time

Qi:-Just look awa-

Qi:-THIS TIME!? WHAT DO YOU ME-

Liang:-Have you tried like-

Liang:-Punching him or just ripping his head off

Rock:-First of all

Rock:-Psyco, and second

Uno:-He already tried, six times

Jyugo:-But it keeps gettin up every time

Liang:-What about the guards? Isn't that rabbit supposed to be in charge of that thing?

Rock:-He's right there

-Rock points at Tomato, who watches still dumbfounded at his robot.-

R.Liang:-I like Rock!

Liang:-No you don't

Nico:-OH! A love triangle, just like-

Uno:-NO! There is no love triangle, this show is already a mess...and that's weird

Liang:-What he can't turn it off or something?

Samon:-He can, he just doesn't want to

Liang:-Why?

Samon:-Science, maybe

Tomato:-Nah, I actually lost the controller, didn't think one of them would survive, specially after a beatin like the one he had

Qi:-Probably he's masochistic

Jyugo:-He's a robot

Upa:-And you're a protagonist

Jyugo:-oi-

Rock:-Can you just get it off me? Is weird having a Liang faced robot huggin me like this

Tomato:-Since I don't have my controller, just rip his head off or rip his heart out.

Rock:-Whaat? No, I can't do that

Liang:-Dont you want your arm back?

Rock:-I mean, yeah, but-

Rock:-I feel like i'm taking your heart out

Liang:-Please just say 'ripping your head off'

Liang:-Sounds less weird

Rock:-What are you, twelve?

Liang:-Shut up

Nico:-That's how their love story starts

Upa:-They're talking about killing a robot, Nico

Nico:-Still love story

R.Liang:-I like Rock!

Rock:-No you don't, you're just confused!

Jyugo:-Homophobic

Uno:-Omg! Rock is homophobic!

Rock:-No!

Samon looks at Liang:-You won't come here for a long time

Liang:-Wha..?

Qi:-That includes us?

Samon:-Yes

Qi:-Damn...

Upa looks away crossing his arms:- Didn't want to come here anyway..

[At the end, Hajime kills the robot, gorila wins]

[alwayshappyhoursomewhere]

Grand Prix Final 2023 | Shoma Uno and coach Stéphane Lambiel at the end of Shoma's short program performance and during the kiss&cry [x]

[unknown--author]

Uno

Yuu: *Drawing a lot of cards*

Ace: "Aww, no blues?"

Yuu: *Without hesitation* "No bitches?"

[yourlocalstingbeans]

Ripley makes up stupid card games with nonsensical rules and forces the other Roanokes to play them.

Not a single person other than her can understand what any of the rules mean (if there are any), and because of this she always wins. And yet they keep playing cards with her.

It gets worse when she tries to play with house rules...

[the-brainrot-central]

I’m trying to write a really hard scene for atom heart father and FUCK I NEED SOMEONE TO SEDATE ME!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[maus-trapz]

*hits your eldritch god with my Maid Dress Beam (The Maidinator 9000)*

((OOC: gonna just uhhhh add the meta tags dw bout it))

[hopedefined]

researching slang for obvious reasons and

who's gonna be the one to get confused when anna asks "can you carry me t'--" and actually go to pick her ass up

[missaudreystiara]

WIP game: card

"Then it's your lucky day, Brakeman," Ruth grinned, placing a third plus-two card down.

[akumanomorii]

draws a tic tac toe board on his forehead

Cries heavily. “My forehead’s not that big!!”

[short-black-diamond]

I can't submit a post without revealing my main identity >:(( so I'm gonna give you a Pinterest link instead!!

https://pin.it/2USkvTn

- 🍰nom

OOOOOOOHhhh

This looks nice! Man, they look really good!

Also the comments be like: "nobody wanted to be Hajime lol", and someone answered; "they'd have to shave their head lol"

when I tell you i laughed my ass off

I love this