#Uncle jamby

[chen-chen-chen-again-chen]

Hi! Hello! Hi!! Thanks to all the kind folks who kept tagging me throughout Wednesdays and Sundays, despite my brain being eaten by Jelly Babies and Bad Brain-ness and the mixed blessing that is Christmas.

It's 2023, I'm back on my bullshit, sick again, writing anyway. How you doing???

It honestly feels really weird to not be working on Jelly Babies, but I'm diving back into the Rosethorn girl universe with my Jamie fic. Have a snippet of some Salisbury siblings:

It's incredibly stupid when my sister falls in love. 

The summer she turns seventeen, she starts every sentence with "Davy Says.”  

"Davy says we're getting weaker as a society because the rest of the world is progressing while we're stuck in the feudal era."

"Davy says that we need to band together to face threats from dark creatures that encroach on the World of Mages."

"Davy says-"

“Luce,” I say, “just let me eat my fucking spaghetti.”

The first draft of this fic was written... a while ago? But looking at it now, it needs massive rewrites, and it keeps getting deeper and wider, like a river. I love those moments of writing as discovery, where the more I read and write and think about things, the more I feel like I'm getting to know this person, Jamie (aka Uncle Jamby aka Jimothy).

Taking a quick scan of AO3, this may end up being the first (?) multi-chap Jamie-centric fic, which is fun and exciting! I get a kick out of being able to create weird new tags on AO3, like "POV Salisbury House" and "Swithin Grimm/Original Male Character." 😆

I've also loved seeing the resolutions/year in review posts that folks have been making, and I'd like to do something like that. But as always, my brain needs some time to churn it over and think about it some more. But now, time for tea and drugs and anime. ❤️

Hello tags!! (oof, I need to update this): @artsyunderstudy, @bookish-bogwitch, @captain-aralias, @cutestkilla, @excalisbury, @facewithoutheart, @fatalfangirl, @hushed-chorus, @ionlydrinkhotwater, @johnwgrey, @larkral, @martsonmars, @moodandmist, @nightimedreamersworld, @raenestee, @sailorblossoms, @thewholelemon,  @whogaveyoupermission, @you-remind-me-of-the-babe  

[saltygilmores]

Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls, Season 2, Episode 14-"It Should Have Been Lorelai" (Part 2)

Part 1 and all previous commentary can be found in my Pinned post. This will be brief since I ran out of space the last time and the episode is wrapping up. As shitty as CrustyPher is I really don't want this episode to end because I have to face the HellTornado ShitShow Circus that is "Lost and Found" after this. Please take your time, Judgy (Lorelai) and Crusty. Let's recount part 1 a bit first. I'm waist-deep in the middle of a concerning conversation between Rory and Lorelai. Christopher's victim, Sherrie, isolated Lorelai in her kitchen while she was a guest in her home, told Lorelai she had no interest in being her friend but insisted that she needed immediate access to her underage daughter to which Lorelai accepts and sends Rory out to face an unknown fate with this complete stranger who just insulted her and that she just met an hour ago. The details of where Sherrie took poor Rory are vague at best except for a mention of the movies. While Rory and Creepie are at the movies, Judgy and Crusty (Lorelai and Christopher) went to FND together, which I skipped over because who the hell cares. The mysterious Rory and Sherrie evening is over and it's the next day. Rory is recalling the evening to Lorelai, where we learn Sherrie spent the evening spilling extremely personal details about herself to 16 year old stranger Rory Gilmore and was acting "very touchy feely". Lorelai of course is showing the appropriate level of concern for a mother.

(talking about Emily) Having not seen the scene in question, I'll just assume that Emily's reaction is a reasonable one so far as hearing about Lorelai agreeing to a premeditated kidnapping of her grandchild. Luke's arms come into frame for two seconds as he sets down two coffees they won't pay for. This episode is sorely lacking Lucas.

Cut to an amusing scene whereby Rory uses Kirk and Michel to sneak a contraband cd into Lane's totebag. Back to the diner where Crustypher and Sherrie show up to talk to Lorelai. Creepie Sherrie immediately asks about Rory and wants to know where she is.

Someone needs to sic Chris Hansen on your ass, you weirdo.

NO! MY GIRL RORYGIL HAS SUFFERED ENOUGH. SHE'S BEEN THROUGH IT! OKAY. Rory tells Lorelai that as a kid she sometimed imagined her real father was either Pee Wee Hermann or Matthew Broderick. Very random choices but okay. A deflated soccer ball would be a better father than Crusty.

What ever would this show be without Lorelai Gilmore Constantly Opening Her Big Fat Mouth Without Thinking First?

Lorelai tells Crusty he is so ingrained in her brain matter that he has caused her to subconciously sabotage every decent relationship she has ever had. But now that Crusty is settling down with Creepy Sherrie, she can finally move past him.

It's once again time to visit a classic Gilmore Girls Trope-The Man Who Has An Immediate Public Freakout At A Woman In Public. People are staring at you, you wad. ("People Are Staring, You Wad" should be printed on a bumper sticker they sell at the Stars Hollow gift shop. It should be plastered on the vehicle of every man who causes a scene in public with a woman on this show). No wonder poor little RoryGirl wanted to live in Pee Wee's Playhouse with a talking chair instead of having this sewer dwelling sperm donor for a father. PeeWee would make an excellent father, damn it. Globey and Jambi could be like her uncles. I wish to one day see the women of The Hollow rise up and revolt against every god damn Penis Haver on this show. They need to be sacrified to the Man Volcano. Even Jess. Okay, I can make a few exceptions. Dave Ryglaksi will be spared. Kirk will be spared. Paul Anka of course. Maybe Luke will get a trial first before being sarcified to the Man Volcano, he's kind of borderline, depends where we're at in the show.

Oh honey, I hope you packed some high SPF sunblock because you're definitely getting sarcified to the Man Volcano along with Dean, Logan, Logan's Annoying Friends, Tristan, Taylor Doose, Jason DiggerStiles, Max Medina, Mitchum Huntsburger, Lane's husband Zac, Headmaster Charleston, that creepy old professor Paris dated, and all the rest. We ride at dawn, Ladies. Meet me at Miss Patty's. Bring skewers. Luke in the background like "Jesus Christ I'm trying to run a business here."

Spared from the Man Volcano. For now. And this guy in the hat just trying to enjoy his fruit salad, he can live. Christopher immediately leaves to hug Rory outside like he actually gives a damn about her and looks back to make sure Lorelai is watching them through the window. What is the rent at Pee Wee's Playhouse? Rory should look into that.

[itsriotmotherfuckers]

Imagine this as Sirius Black, but, when he calls out for “mama” he’s actually calling Effie and Minnie, because they were his real mothers. Imagine he calls for Andy, for Reggie, for Uncle Alphy, because they were his allies in the House of Black. Imagine he calls for Jambi, for Remsie, for Petey, because that’s what he called them before their nicknames.

im a fucking sucker for the “character gets so badly injured that they can’t think clearly and start calling for help in a distressingly vulnerable way.” characters who start using nicknames for their friends they haven’t used since they were kids. characters who start begging for their brother they haven’t seen in years to be there. characters who would usually use their parents’ names or call them mother/father/etc crying out mama when they go down. u understand.

[princesssarisa]

Role Association is always a fun game. I remember when @superkingofpriderock and I were doing it for Faerie Tale Theatre not to long ago. So why not do it for the Cannon Movie Tales too?

The Frog Prince

Little Orphan Annie befriends an amphibious Jambi the Genie, but her sister Jamie Buchman tries to kill Jambi to prevent him from helping Annie be crowned the “true princess” by their uncle, the original Emperor Palpatine.

Sleeping Beauty

R2D2 magically helps Jennifer Pace to conceive a daughter, Kitty from Cocoon. But Cass from Midnight Cowboy curses Kitty to die at sixteen. Fortunately, the lead singer of The Go-Gos softens the curse to a deep sleep.

The Emperor’s New Clothes

Coach Calhoun from Grease and his prime minister, the original Emperor Palpatine, hire J. Pierpont Finch to make him a splendid new suit of clothes. But Finch cons Calhoun into wearing nothing in public.

Rumpelstiltskin

Sue Snell is forced to spin straw into gold for the greedy original Emperor Palpatine. Figment the Dragon spins it for her but demands her firstborn child as payment.

Snow White

Rosaleen from The Company of Wolves finds a home with seven dwarfs led by Figment the Dragon, while her jealous stepmother Lady Olenna Tyrell plots to kill her.

Beauty and the Beast

Mrs. Mott learns to love the animalistic Corporal Steven Pushkov.

Hansel and Gretel

Simon and Sally from Simon and the Witch are the children of Sir Edmund Appleton, who get lost in the woods and nearly turned to gingerbread and eaten by Frau Blücher.

Puss in Boots

Wilbur Turnblad is a clever cat who helps Robin of Sherwood win a princess’s hand in marriage.

Red Riding Hood

Alice Liddell is threatened by a werewolf sent by her villainous uncle Mr. Incredible, who wants to force her mother Dorothy Vallens to marry him.

[sepdum]

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[mcs24]

Dahil year of the dog.....

Dahil year of the dog…..

Dahil year of the dog ngayon,my first blog entry would be, of course,about a dog:) and her name is jamby:) Do you live in an extended family? ‘Cause i do live in an extended family. My mother,my grandma, and my uncle live with us. Minsan nga tinatanong ko si God kung isa ba sa purpose ko sa buhay ay maging super bread winner? Tinatanong ko sya pag feeling down ako. Kasi may mga kaibigan,kakilala…

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[citoybastian]

At Uncle K Jambi Town Square

Makaaann teruuusss 😅 – at Uncle K Jambi Town Square with Ichaa and ibuk – See on Path.

[lifia95]

at Uncle k Lippoplaza jambi

[chen-chen-chen-again-chen]

WIP Wednesday

Hello hello! Thank you for the tags, @martsonmars, @hushed-chorus, and @artsyunderstudy. As always, I love the glimpses of what you're all working on!! ❤️❤️

I’m still plugging away at my EGF, but today was just backstory notes, so no fun shareable prose from that. I re-listened to AWTWB recently and it gave me a lot of Jamie Feels, so here's another portrait from the Rosethorn girl universe:

He’s a little heavy, but he’s my brother

By Lucy Winifred Salisbury

(Not-quite) Black and white photography

Interview with the subject and the subject’s flatmate, Lachlan MacCionagh (This is for you, @larkral 😆)

A: I already told you, I’m not going to use cleaning spells around the flat. I’d be in heaps of trouble as it is, if anyone found out I told you - 

Q: Jimothy, Jimothy, Jimothy - you didn’t tell me. I found your wand in a pencil cup. 

A: … You shouldn’t just go - rummaging through my things - 

Q: If mages are so dedicated to secrecy, why don’t they make their magic wands look like ordinary objects? Why not make a wand that looks like a fountain pen so that when someone saw it, they’d think, “Oh look, a fountain pen. How commonplace and not at all suspect.”  

A: … 

Q: Jimothy, how many magical objects are hidden around this flat?

A: That’s not - 

Q: Challenge accepted. 

More blather, resolutions, & tags behind the cut, because I’m never going to master the art of writing shortform for Tumblr. 😆

Robot overlords: I’m quite torn about using DALL-E 2 now, because of the discourse on AI-generated art and stolen datasets, but I’m still emotionally attached to the art that was part of brainstorming Rosethorn girl. 

After a lot of wrestling, I decided that I’m still going to share some of my favourite DALL-E 2 generations, but I won’t be generating any new ones. It’s a murky compromise, but that’s where I’m at right now!

My shit lungs: After three weeks, I’m finally, finally getting better and feeling more like myself. I'm still slow and shaky and crawling along at a snail’s pace when it comes to writing, but I’ll take it. 

My head hasn't been in a fandom space at all for the past three weeks, so I'm also excited to dive back into reading fic!! But on the writer side, I am going to continue to be gentle with myself and toss expectations for myself out the window.

Resolutions: Some 2023 resolutions, in no particular order: 

Be content with doing less. 

Prioritise your health & well-being over your productivity. 

Keep having good conversations with people. Keep listening. 

Show up for your beloved people the best that you can. 

Keep doing weird shit and pushing yourself out of your comfort zone, into your growth zone.

Keep doing art that you’re bad at but that you enjoy. 

Say goodbye to old WIPs - finish them, bury them, post them as they are, or otherwise let them go. 

Walk outside more, especially before writing, as your doorway into diffuse mode. 

Remember to do grounding/self-compassion exercises before, during, & after writing difficult things. 

Let the soft animal of your body love what it loves. 

Pressure-free hello tags! @bookish-bogwitch, @cutestkilla, @dohrnaira, @facewithoutheart, @johnwgrey, @larkral, @moodandmist, @nightimedreamersworld, @raenestee, @sailorblossoms, @whogaveyoupermission, @thewholelemon, @you-remind-me-of-the-babe

[chen-chen-chen-again-chen]

YESSSSSS!!! YESSSS!! *froths at the mouth* Also, I love the "accidentally - looking something up and then just kept on reading" because I have (happily) lost many afternoons this way. 😂

"There must be magicians who do magic without speaking..."

YES!! I love how this is informing your Uncle Jamie & Simon head canons!! It is so interesting to me how Jamie and Simon are both so steeped in WOM that they see magic in a very specific way, tied to language. (It is funny/sad to me that Lady Ruth broke down about Lucy while attending a charity lawn bowling event for stutterers, because of course, in WOM, that would be seen as a devastating disability.)

But Shep's familiarity and friendship with magical creatures really opens up doors in a different way. Who was complaining - in WS or AWTWB - that magicians are so arrogant, because they act like they're the only ones who are magic, just because they can speak magic? Magicians centre themselves and their relationship to magic in a very specific way that is damaging to a lot of folks - to a lot of people who are born to magic.

I mentioned before I was working on a Jamie fic for Rosethorn girl, tentatively called "A magickal mysteria" (from a Def Leppard song, LOL!). And part of that fic is about Jamie and his dyslexia and how that affects his ability to do magic, and his relationship to tiny dragon Simon who can do certain kinds of non-verbal magic.

(I should mention - it's never outright stated in canon that he has dyslexia, but Lady Ruth lists some specific things that make dyslexia a pretty reasonable guess).

Anyway, all this makes me very excited to eventually return to that fic! And super flattering that you thought of me with the Salisbury House mentions!! 😍😍😍

Things about AWTWB that I forgot about or just noticed for the first time, upon a recent re-listen:

Lady Ruth as an unreliable narrator: “I’m not one to hold grudges” but next page “I would dance on his grave and throw a fiesta and then resurrect him so I could kill him again” (My poor paraphrase) 

Baz, about vampires: “They’re less like murderers - more like sexy bedbugs” 

Baz, about Petra and Sophie: “I thought twins were supposed to be best friends, but all they do is eat jam and butter sandwiches and throw things at each other" (Me, adding to my Jelly Babies notes folder: “Yup, that tracks”)  

Simon (about Baz): “I mean, have a look at him. He’s the most fuckable person alive. Or otherwise” (#facts)

Dev is a PITCH cousin, not a GRIMM fuck me why did I think he was a Grimm sljk;dskljdskjldsaljks

The door knocker for Salisbury House is shaped like a SMILING CYCLOPS (adding to my Rosethorn girl notes folder) 

Simon, to Baz: “I’m not letting you fuck with my face. Although I’m starting to get the feeling you really want to.” Oh-okay, horny boi 

Simon notes like three times in three pages that Smith Smith-Richards is fit like hmmmmmm-kay

Every time Smith Smith-Richards mentions Simon: "I'm not jealous okay I'm a little jealous how is he so hot" they're a li'l mutual admiration club

Simon, to Baz: “I can get one of those poles” (clothes racks) but because of Yuri on Ice!!, my brain went “pole-dancing Simon Snow??” 

Shepherd holds the secret key to being magic even when you don’t speak magic: “The world is magic, and I’m a part of the world.” 

THE GRIMM KIDS HAVE A DOG: “a Tibetan mastiff that they bought when they moved to Oxford.” (In my head canon this dog is named Amblewise, or another name from this list of medieval dog names, THANK YOU GOOD NIGHT)

I continue to have Complicated Feelings about Malcolm Grimm but he is So Soft for Daphne: “He treats her with as much polite tenderness as ever. He dotes on her, in his way. Caters to her every whim without making a show of it.” 

JAMIE knew about the Goats of Watford when none of the folks who actually went to Watford did, besides Niamh, like JKASDJKLDSAJKLSADKLJADSKLADSKLJADSKJL UNCLE JAMBY FOR THE WIN

Penelope Bunce is a Fucking Queen: “Being comforting isn’t one of my core competencies. Breaking people out of towers is.” 

Pippa Stainton is a Goddamn Empress: “I don’t forgive you. I never want to see you again. Tell Simon I say thank you.” 

Simon and Jamie get fucking KFC in a stolen van after the hullabaloo with Smith-Richards and if that’s not nephew-uncle bonding at its finest, I don’t what is 

Miss Christie, the school nurse, is the only person (I think) who basically says to Simon, “I’m sorry for your loss” instead of “The Mage was a flaming sack of shit” 

I’m not crazy… Penny really is a year younger than the rest of them (thought I was mixing this up with Hermione)

LUCY also started Watford a year early fsalkjsadsjlkfsdljkdfs (now I have to go back and fix my timelines for Rosethorn girl, FUCK) 

Just like Lady Ruth, Mitali hoped that Lucy would come out of hiding after the Mage died (just stab me harder in the heart, Rainbow)

I DO really want a fic of bisexual Martin Bunce making bread; I feel like our core competencies overlap in many ways

There are magical swans in Oxford. I bet they r gay

Simon cries when Baz plays the violin 

They're all good dogs, Bront. 16/10 will listen to this audiobook again for like..... the sixth time

[chen-chen-chen-again-chen]

Carry On Countdown - Day 4: Cake

SOOOOOO, the incredible @larkral offered to make Lego art for the Rosethorn girl universe, and because I am not a fool, I said YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES. 

The Black Forest (Cake) of Death, I Mean Bedtime 

Simon Snow Salisbury, age 6 

Lego 

(Title by the artist’s uncle, James* Percival Salisbury.)

~

Here is my preferred method for experiencing this piece of art:

1.) Set a time for 5 minutes

2.) Put on "Peter and the Wolf"

3.) Click on the image to see it in its full glory

4.) Spend that 5 minutes contemplating this work. Just. Really take in the little details, you know? The colour palette. How Simon has two right arms. The fallen book balanced at an impossible thing. Whatever the fuck Penny is holding. Is it - a wand? A laser gun? A bingo dabber? It's purple, that's what matters. But also what happened to her HAND?? Okay, don't worry about her hand. Just take in this tiny Baz with a guitar for a violin -- and not just any guitar, but clearly an electric guitar with a rad pattern on it. Also check out Simon's FRECKLES and his wee red dragon wings that are like some sort of cape. And the ever so slightly visible scuff marks, so you know these Lego pieces have been well-loved and well-gnawed. And the piece de resistance, this CAKE. Six luscious layers. The tiny green candle at the centre with its pink flame, like it's fairy fire. The icing that is icing but also flowers and maybe snowballs and then some more flowers because as Lady Ruth would say, fuck it, you can never have too many flowers on a cake. Just. Perfection.

4.) Whenever you're feeling low, repeat.

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Excerpt from an interview with the artist (aka bb Simon and Uncle Jamby Having a Serious Art Conversation) below the cut!

Q: “So, you’re - you’re on a quest?”

A: “Yes we are on a quest, me and Penny and Baz, Penny says it is a Quest for Cakes and Books. I thought maybe it'd just be for Cake but Penny says that every Quest is a Quest for Knowledge."

Q: “And Penny’s hair is - purple?”

A: “Yes purple is her favourite colour she is going to turn her hair people once she has her own wand, she told me.” 

Q: “Oh-okay. And, um, your pal Baz. He’s looking. A bit peaky, isn’t he?”

A: “Yes because he’s a vampire.” 

Q: “…”

A: (whisper) “It’s only a make-pretend, Uncle Jamby, he isn’t really a vampire.” (Normal voice) “Anyway he’s a good vampire. He only bites people who deserve to be bitten, like that lady who said mean things to you at Gran’s party.” 

Q: (choking) (clearing throat) “And is he. A bard? What’s this little instrument he’s got here?”

A: “It’s his violin. Baz says he doesn’t smile when he plays the violin but he does, I saw it.  Sometimes if I am very quiet he doesn’t notice I am there and I get to listen to him play. He’s very good.”

Q: “And you’ve got. A sword?”

A: “Yes it’s a sword fork because Cake.” 

Q: “Cool.” 

A: “Can we play now?”

Q: “Of course. Do we - should I make a little Lego me?” 

A: “No, you get to be the Cake.”

*The artist's uncle would like to point out that Jamie is short for "James" and not "Jimothy," no matter what his flatmate Lachlan says

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Coming back to Tumblr after a few weeks away and I feel LEGIT HONOURED by this follow?? Like, there he is, Uncle Jamby!! Hi, hello, friend!! That tin foil hat is banging!!

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Dahil year of the dog.....

Dahil year of the dog…..

Dahil year of the dog ngayon,my first blog entry would be, of course,about a dog:) and her name is jamby:) Do you live in an extended family? ‘Cause i do live in an extended family. My mother,my grandma, and my uncle live with us. Minsan nga tinatanong ko si God kung isa ba sa purpose ko sa buhay ay maging super bread winner? Tinatanong ko sya pag feeling down ako. Kasi may mga kaibigan,kakilala…

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Things about AWTWB that I forgot about or just noticed for the first time, upon a recent re-listen:

Lady Ruth as an unreliable narrator: “I’m not one to hold grudges” but next page “I would dance on his grave and throw a fiesta and then resurrect him so I could kill him again” (My poor paraphrase) 

Baz, about vampires: “They’re less like murderers - more like sexy bedbugs” 

Baz, about Petra and Sophie: “I thought twins were supposed to be best friends, but all they do is eat jam and butter sandwiches and throw things at each other" (Me, adding to my Jelly Babies notes folder: “Yup, that tracks”)  

Simon (about Baz): “I mean, have a look at him. He’s the most fuckable person alive. Or otherwise” (#facts)

Dev is a PITCH cousin, not a GRIMM fuck me why did I think he was a Grimm sljk;dskljdskjldsaljks

The door knocker for Salisbury House is shaped like a SMILING CYCLOPS (adding to my Rosethorn girl notes folder) 

Simon, to Baz: “I’m not letting you fuck with my face. Although I’m starting to get the feeling you really want to.” Oh-okay, horny boi 

Simon notes like three times in three pages that Smith Smith-Richards is fit like hmmmmmm-kay

Every time Smith Smith-Richards mentions Simon: "I'm not jealous okay I'm a little jealous how is he so hot" they're a li'l mutual admiration club

Simon, to Baz: “I can get one of those poles” (clothes racks) but because of Yuri on Ice!!, my brain went “pole-dancing Simon Snow??” 

Shepherd holds the secret key to being magic even when you don’t speak magic: “The world is magic, and I’m a part of the world.” 

THE GRIMM KIDS HAVE A DOG: “a Tibetan mastiff that they bought when they moved to Oxford.” (In my head canon this dog is named Amblewise, or another name from this list of medieval dog names, THANK YOU GOOD NIGHT)

I continue to have Complicated Feelings about Malcolm Grimm but he is So Soft for Daphne: “He treats her with as much polite tenderness as ever. He dotes on her, in his way. Caters to her every whim without making a show of it.” 

JAMIE knew about the Goats of Watford when none of the folks who actually went to Watford did, besides Niamh, like JKASDJKLDSAJKLSADKLJADSKLADSKLJADSKJL UNCLE JAMBY FOR THE WIN

Penelope Bunce is a Fucking Queen: “Being comforting isn’t one of my core competencies. Breaking people out of towers is.” 

Pippa Stainton is a Goddamn Empress: “I don’t forgive you. I never want to see you again. Tell Simon I say thank you.” 

Simon and Jamie get fucking KFC in a stolen van after the hullabaloo with Smith-Richards and if that’s not nephew-uncle bonding at its finest, I don’t what is 

Miss Christie, the school nurse, is the only person (I think) who basically says to Simon, “I’m sorry for your loss” instead of “The Mage was a flaming sack of shit” 

I’m not crazy… Penny really is a year younger than the rest of them (thought I was mixing this up with Hermione)

LUCY also started Watford a year early fsalkjsadsjlkfsdljkdfs (now I have to go back and fix my timelines for Rosethorn girl, FUCK) 

Just like Lady Ruth, Mitali hoped that Lucy would come out of hiding after the Mage died (just stab me harder in the heart, Rainbow)

I DO really want a fic of bisexual Martin Bunce making bread; I feel like our core competencies overlap in many ways

There are magical swans in Oxford. I bet they r gay

Simon cries when Baz plays the violin 

They're all good dogs, Bront. 16/10 will listen to this audiobook again for like..... the sixth time