#Ummm yea im cringe i know

[zerothisnero]

Kinda just remembered something

Babies :3

[chrissykissy]

all the musical asks with ummm quentin uwu (kittyandco)

OOHOHOHOHOO YOU SPOIL ME!!!!! >:]

a million miles away: if you could travel anywhere with your f/o, where would you go?

well!!! i think pippa would LOVE to show him her home dimension :’) i think quentin would be passively interested in a “sure kid, whatever you want” kinda way (partially because he is A Bitch, partially because even having a little purple bf isnt quite enough to really sell him on the plausibility of multiverse stuff), but as a man of science he would surely be Blown Away once he gets there and sees it for himself!!!! preddy aleon aes new york.............. yeas.........

mountain duet: how awkward were you and your f/o in the early stages of your relationship?

oh this is FUN. i think theyre awkward at different times for different reasons!!!! pippa is kind of permanently a little Off due to 1) hhhhhhh hot guy, and 2) not quiiiiite grasping this dimension’s customs and cues as well as she’d like to, and neither of those are things that would really go away!!!! sort of a permanently squigglemouth situation

quentin, on the other hand, brings this VERY goofy awkwardness in the form of his whole grift. imagine pretending to be from another dimension because theres NO WAY you can disprove that, only for a whole ass real ass alternate universe spiderman show up in the middle of your whole scheme. immediately his thing becomes a zillion times harder so he’s like. fumbling and rambling in a way that he desperately (and might i add successfully) tries to pass off as Well Gosh, Miss P’rk’r, I’m Just So Nervous Around You Because.... I Like You! so hehhehheh thats fun >:) 

suddenly seymour: how does your f/o help you cope with your past? how do you help them?

i KNOW i was drafting a fic about this very question in july 2019 but i cannot remember shit from it. oh well whatever. pippa is all too eager to comfort quentin about his fake past with his fridged family angst, for one thing. she misses her family too! and she knows that isnt quite the same, but, maybe he’d like to open up to her about it all anyway (it’s moments like these where quentin feels Actual Guilt for what he’s doing as far as she’s concerned, but like, extremely briefly. he shakes it off)

cringe moments where im like “okay. now. how would mister beck be Earnestly Kind to me?” and i have to REALLY wrack my brain to come up with anything FHDJFSHDKFDS OKAY WAIT. i think that he would be like. REALLY good at distracting pippa when she’s down??? ooooggghhh it would be really nice if he like set up an illusion specifically for her and they set up times to immerse her in it so she can Forget The Sads!!!!! wahhhh okay men can be nice ONCE

an ordinary couple: what does an ideal future with your f/o look like? do you have a house? pets? kids?

HMMM honestly i havent put much thought into a sustainable long-term dynamic with quentin!!!! and like i use my spidersona for SO many partners im not sure if any one in particular would be interested in settling down??? BUT i think way down the line if pippa is dimension hopping and happens to bump into a certain fishbowl old flame, he would certainly drop whatever he was doing to catch up!!! kind of a permanent I’d Be Down If You Asked Zone situation

what do you mean he Literally dies in the movie??? i cant read. that was still the simulation actually :)

only you: in your eyes, what makes your f/o special?

first of all jake gyllenhaal could do a movie where he just frowns at the camera for 90 minutes straight and i would still watch that shit topless every time. BUT I MEAN!!!! i just think mcu mysterio is such a perfect storm of My Taste!!!! mediocre predictable twist villain (hi, robert)? check. half-baked plan targeting a wealthy elite? check. a sprinkling of sexy misogyny for the boys? CHECK!!!!!!!!!! he does it all. plus i mean.... you make me sit through enough thanos screen time and literally every other man on earth becomes a 10

follow your heart: what have you and your f/o taught each other?

haha. *totally DOESNT fantasize about quentin taking a mentor role and helping pippa get better control of her spider powers* *is absolutely not thinking about pippa, post-mysterio evil reveal, slipping easily into something of a henchman role to coach quentin on lying abt alternate dimensions based on the truths of her real-world experience* 

[corpsefaking-moved]

death note annndddd sanrio characters!!

Favorite character: hmmm either light, L, misa or mello Second favorite character: matsuda!Least favorite character: higuchiThe character I’m most like: despite me projecting so heavily on the other three, its probably L tbhFavorite pairing: ummm lawlight yeaLeast favorite pairing: hmm probably L x misaFavorite moment: you know when misa says they can be friends so she, L and light hold hands and go in a circle... yeaRating out of 10: 23/10 but also 4/10 for cringe fail misogyny

i dont actually know a lot abt sanrio but ill try my best !

Favorite character: kuromiSecond favorite character: my melodyLeast favorite character: i dont dislike any of them tbhThe character I’m most like: im guessing maybe kuromiFavorite pairing: kurmoi x my melody!Least favorite pairing: dont know any other pairings :pensive:Favorite moment: dont know any momentns :pensive:Rating out of 10: 8/10 because 8 is a good number and the characters are good characters

[deeeelightfuldee]

How long was your longest make-out?  ummm... one of my exes and I would makeout for long lengths of time regularly. idk how long but it felt like a long time and not a long time at the same time. he was a great kisser, ill give him that. Have you ever sucked in helium and talked funny? of course Would your parents disown you if you got pregnant? lol i mean it doesnt make an ounce difference to me what my dad would think. mom would be shocked I did so without being married, just because thats my desire. Have you ever seen the last person you kissed without their shirt on? definitely have. Honestly, if you wanted to get laid right now, could you? yes.  According to your ex, you are: difficult to pin down, guarded, patient. Have you ever used your bra to hold things like you would a pocket? if im in a gross restroom and i dont have pockets ill toss my phone in there sometimes. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? What’s their name? I don’t currently. i venture to say i will again this year. When you first met your current bf/gf (or most recent), did you think it would end up the way it is? no, i can’t say i figured it would go this way. we are so great in person but there were other things that needed to be ironed out and i think distance was challenging in that aspect. Is he what you “normally go for?” yea i would say so. Does he ever take you shopping or spoil you rotten? he would take me on really nice dates where he would buy food and movie tickets and such for me. but we never shopped. i don’t think he was that kind of a spender. Do you know anyone who has diabetes? yes Have you ever had to block anyone online? i’m constantly finding accounts of K’s ex that i block. -.- Name three things in your room that others probably don’t have in theirs: A picture of themselves and their pets made into a bobs burgers cartoon. a piece of art of the vocal folds. 5 fans. What’s something you can cook or bake like a pro? cookies, pie, biscuits and gravy Do you tend to flirt a lot, even when the person isn’t single? No, i used to be much more flirtatious. I’m not lately, but no i dont like to flirt with taken men Besides furniture, what’s the biggest thing in your bedroom? my TV probably. What’s something that you think is really cute? benny What’s a pretty bird? gosh so many breeds. i just dont pay attention to the names. Have you ever hacked into somebody’s account? no, definitely not my thing. id rather not know. What’s something good that’s on your mind right now? fourth of july is coming up. Halloween costume idea for this year? really nothing lol Do you want to go to pregnancy classes? probably not but if my husband wanted to, i would Do you ever cringe at the thought of living in a disgusting house? i am an extremely neat person so no, it doesn’t cross my mind all that often. How often do you let cleavage show? i mean i dont overdo it. Does anyone call you babe or baby? K tries. Z tries. i only like it if im dating the person. Last night, you felt? annoyed. sad. What are you looking forward to? fourth of july. Do you own any shirts that cost over 100$? LOL no. How far away from your town/city is your state’s capital city? three hours!  Have you ever worked somewhere where you had to clean the toilets? Yes and that was just so wrong. What are your three top favourite flavours of ice cream? chocolate peanut butter from oberweis moose tracks salted caramel

Do you know what your neighbours even look like? yes of course How many siblings does your best friend have? depends on who this person is. im in such a weird spot with this. if it’s Em then she has one bro and one sis.  Do you put ketchup on your fries? sometimes. its not like a must have. Have your parents ever worked in the agriculture business etc. on a farm? no Where was your mom born? chicago

What is your significant other’s middle name? im currently single What’s one thing you think about regularly? future plans What kind of exotic animal would you like to have as a pet? a wild cat lol Who is your favorite athlete? uhhhhhhhhhh id have to think about this for a bit. Who has helped you out the most in the past 6 months? to be entirely honest, the last 6 months have been some of the most isolating, lonely times i’ve had. I don’t look on hardly anyone as having been extra helpful Are you happy with your love life right now? not yet but i think its around the corner Do you want to have more friends than you have right now? i would like to have a really close friend. Do have false finger nails? No i dont have that kind of money Are you on speaking terms with your parents? with my mom Are your parents religious? my parents have faith Do you want a church wedding? I think I want an outdoor wedding. What do you typically have for breakfast? i skip it 9/10 times Favourite foreign food? mexican? probably Can you name all 50 states of America? heckn yea Do you want a boy or girl if you have a kid? both! multiples of each Goriest movie you’ve ever seen? uhhh idk i dont like gore. Ever seen a pregnant woman smoking/drinking? yes. a manager I used to work with. Do you hate when people talk to you about their relationships? no, not at all. Random embarrassing fact about yourself? hmmm. uhhhh lemme think on that. Do you wear makeup? I do. i enjoy it Do you like cats? o frick yea What’s your favorite GameBoy game, if you have one? mario ones  Are most of your friends Christian? id say probably so Have you ever been so lonely, you cried? yes Do you try to stand out, or be like everyone else? i dont make a conscious effort either way. I just want to do whatever is aligned with who i am Are you the type to read a book at a time, or a few? one at a time Do you believe, deep down, that we are all the same? no, i dont think so Do you like reading just the first book in the series, or all of it? If the first one sucks, no i wont read the rest. What are you listening to at the moment? gilmore girls When was the last time you cried? sunday night/monday morning Where is the person who has your heart at the moment? im just kind of heart-empty Who or what do you feel the deepest responsibility towards? ooooo. good question. I’m currently trying to stop my feelings of responsibility over K.  Who would you be afraid to have angry at you? ummmm im not currently aware of anyone i would be afraid of. unless of course they were yielding a weapon of some sort. Have you ever eaten any kind of food off of someone else’s body? uhhhhh yes lol York Peppermint Patti or Reece’s Peanut butter Cups? reese’s  What store would you most like a $10,000 (about 5900 British pounds) gift certificate to? lol like an apartment complex, or a car dealership, or like crate & barrel lol. maybe target so i can get all the things. What band T-shirts do you own? nothing much to my knowledge. im not entirely sure. Have you ever taken a lock of someone else’s hair? uh no. thats bizarre. Have you ever given anyone a lock of your hair? lol no. no one has asked for it. If you had a locket what would you put inside? Great question Is blood a turn on for you? no, not at all. Have you ever written anything in your own blood? No. idk why this is such a weird thing all of the sudden Could you possibly fall in love with a prostitute? im sure anything is possible, but i dont think i could act on a relationship with a prostitute because it would be way too dangerous and uncomfortable.

[diabolik-fazdragon]

Dialovers Tag Game

Tagged by the one and only lovely @bittersweet-faerietale. Thank ye! I never played the games tho..so...ummm..mehhh

❶. Would you rather wear Carla’s Scarf or Shin’s eyepatch?

Good question. Prolly Shin’s eyepatch. I live in Florida so I would roast in Carla’s scarf although it does look pretty comfy. Plus eyepatch is badass.

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❷. Which moment has been the most shocking for you? (Game, Manga, CD Drama, Stage play, Anime)

Hmm...most shocking, eh? Well, I’ve only watched the anime so that’s not much help. =-= It’s pretty stupid but I’d have to say when Cordelia ‘possesses’ Yui. That shit’s fuckin’ creepy with a capital K. x3

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❸. Have you had a Diaboy whom you hated (or very little interest) and you love them?

The characters I dislike would be Kanato, Ayato, Kou and Ruki. I was never interested in any of them really. The others, sure I could be interested in them maybe. Laito’s still my favorite with Yuma a close second.

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❹. Which moments (Game, Manga, etc) has made you laugh the most?

Oooo..That’s pretty difficult. It’s been awhile since I’ve watched the anime but I’d say when Yuma walks in on Yui bathing and she screams. He tells her to shut up because of the echo. I laughed really hard at it the first time.

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❺. Which moments have made you cry?

None really.

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❻. Which moment has been the scariest for you?

Umm..maybe Kanato’s creepy doll room. Not scary, just creepy and unnerving.

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❼. Which moment has made you the angriest?

DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON CORDELIA! I SWEAR TO GOD xD

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❽. Would you like to be a student at their nocturnal school? Would you stalk/see what the Diaboys are up to? Who? (Only pick 3 diaboys!)

Hell the fuck yea. I prefer the nighttime, plus sexy ass vampire men. I’d prolly stalk Laito, Yuma and Shuu probably.

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❾. Have you had any DL dreams? If so… tell us your favorite or your most recent!

I can’t even count them really. Some were good, some were very weird, others were rather sexayyy xD *cough* But yes, I have. My most recent one was where I was in the manor and all the boys had turned into llamas. It was so weird I don’t even know why my brain comes up with shit like that. xD

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❶⓪. Is there something/habit a Diaboy does that bothers/annoys you?

Oh god, so many cringey moments. Kanato in general, the BITING SOUND, I hate to say it but Laito’s laugh makes me cringe a little (IM SORRY).

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❶❶. Is there something/habit a Diaboy does that makes your heart flutter/melt?

LAITO. Just pure ass Laito. Literally fangirls. I can’t. Everytime I see him, my heart’s on overdrive. I don’t even kow how or why I started liking him tbh.

Anyone can do this, I’m too lazy to tag people srry.

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✩ binch

im so tired

                         Cliff/Naomi — 

DISAGREEMENTS:

Who is more likely to raise their voice: NaomiWho threatens to leave but never actually does: CliffWho actually keeps their word and leaves?: Naomi, but not for very longWho trashes the house?: Both of them, but I feel like Cliff is the only one who cleansDo either of them get physical?: nahHow often do they argue/disagree?: not very often (lol @ us when we said they’d never argue, and then they fought in our next thread)Who is the first to apologise?: Cliff

SEX:

Who is on top?: eitherWho is on the bottom?: this is a dumb question (see above)Who has the strangest desires?: CliffAny kinks?: yeah Cliff likes to play Drake’s Take Care on loop and Naomi’s probably into being choked lol she wildWho’s dominant in bed?: Naomi Is head ever in the equation?: I meeeean, I’d assume so, lmaoIf so, who is better at performing it?: Naomi? bruh idkEver had sex in public?: Naomi’s probably wanted to but Cliff hits with the “no wtf we’re not animals” Who moans the most?: NaomiWho leaves the most marks?: Naomi Who screams the loudest?: Naomi, lmaoWho is the more experienced of the two?: not CliffDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?: l-u-v bc they’re lameRough or soft?: ummm bothHow long do they usually last?: a crisp 45 minutes, maybe an hourIs protection used?: r u crazy, yesDoes it ever get boring?: nahWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex?: apartment balcony? we just don’t know

FAMILY:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?: don’t have any, don’t plan to, but shit happens I suppose If so, how many children do your muses want/have?: Cliff probably wants one, idk manWho is the favorite parent?: NaomiWho is the authoritative parent?: CliffWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?: Naomi, but Cliff would be okay with it too lbrWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?: CliffWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?: Cliff, and Naomi when she can Who goes to parent teacher interviews?: both (I guess)Who changes the diapers?: Cliff, or quite honestly, the nanny Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby: they take turnsWho spends the most time with the children?: CliffWho packs their lunch boxes?: um themselves (or Cliff probably) Who gives their children ‘the talk’?: NaomiWho cleans up after the kids?: a maid, tfWho worries the most?: CliffWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?: both lmao

AFFECTION:

Who likes to cuddle?: bothWho is the little spoon?: Naomi, but sometimes Cliff Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?: Naomi Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?: both (lame)  How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?: trick questionWho gives the most kisses?: Cliff What is their favourite non-sexual activity?: this thingWhere is their favourite place to cuddle?: anywhere smh i hate themWho is more likely to playfully grope the other?: Naomi How often do they get time to themselves?: basically whenever Naomi’s in town/when they become hermits 

SLEEPING:

Who snores?: neitherDo they share a bed or sleep separately?: shareIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?: cozyWho talks in their sleep?: NaomiWhat do they wear to bed?: Naomi wears literally lingerie, and we just dont know what Cliff wearsAre either of your muses insomniacs?: Naomi’s a crackhead, you tell meCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside?: its lit so yeahDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?: they’re re: getting cozyWho wakes up with bed hair?: NaomiWho wakes up first: CliffWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other?: Cliff What is their favourite sleeping position? real close and tangled up with each other Who hogs the sheets?: NaomiDo they set an alarm each night?: nahCan a television be found in their bedroom?: yes, but only to watch movies with each otherWho has nightmares?: uh Cliff idkWho has ridiculous dreams?: NaomiWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?: NaomiWho makes the bed?: neitherWhat time is bed time?: whenever my dudeAny routines/rituals before bed?: weed and a movie, or s/tWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up?: Naomi

WORK:

Who is the busiest?: NaomiWho rakes in the highest income?: NaomiAre any of your muses unemployed?: noWho takes the most sick days?: neither??Who is more likely to turn up late to work?: NaomiWho sucks up to their boss?: CliffWhat are their jobs?: Naomi’s a model, Cliff’s a tattoo artistWho stresses the most?: they’re chillin Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?: Naomi’s whatever about her’s, Cliff loves hisAre your muses financially stable?: hell yea

HOME:

Who does the washing?: CliffWho takes out the trash?: CliffWho does the ironing?: CliffWho does the cooking?: if making instant noodles counts, then CliffWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying?: NaomiWho is messier?: NaomiWho leaves the toilet roll empty?: neitherWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?: NaomiWho forgets to flush the toilet?: neitherWho is the prankster around the house?: both, but mostly Cliff Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?: Cliff Who mows the lawn?: lol what lawnWho answers the telephone?: bothWho does the vacuuming?: CliffWho does the groceries?: Cliff Who takes the longest to shower?: NaomiWho spends the most time in the bathroom?: Naomi

MISCELLANEOUS:

Is money a problem?: lol noHow many cars do they own?: none atm, but probably several in the futureDo they own their home or do they rent? ownDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?: neitherDo they live in the city or in the country?: cityDo they enjoy their surroundings?: yeWhat’s their song?: east atlanta santa  What do they do when they’re away from each other?: facetime a lot tbhWhere did they first meet?: at Kit and Teagan’s, probably How did they first meet?: their dads pushed them together Who spends the most money when out shopping?: Naomi Who’s more likely to flash their assets?: Naomi Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?: bothAny mental issues?: don’t think soWho’s terrified of bugs?: neitherWho kills the spiders around the house?: NaomiTheir favourite place?: the clurb, or their apartment honestly Who pays the bills?: NaomiDo they have any fears for their future?: Cliff might (like thinking Naomi doesn’t love him the same way he loves her, yikes) but she doesn’t Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?: bothWho uses up all of the hot water?: NaomiWho’s the tallest?: Cliff Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?: NaomiWho wanders around in their underwear?: Naomi Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?: NaomiWhat do they tease each other about?: Naomi teases him about his nameWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?: NaomiDo they have mutual friends?: more like mutual frenemiesWho crushed first?: Cliff Any alcohol or substance related problems?: oh boyWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?: both, or Naomi’s drunk and he’s helping her home Who swears the most?: tough call 

                      Maya/Jett – 

DISAGREEMENTS:

Who is more likely to raise their voice: MayaWho threatens to leave but never actually does: JettWho actually keeps their word and leaves?: MayaWho trashes the house?: both, but like, with artsy shit Do either of them get physical?: noHow often do they argue/disagree?: hmmm only every .02 seconds (though its more like Maya rolling her eyes at everything he says)Who is the first to apologise?: not Maya 

SEX:

Who is on top?: MayaWho is on the bottom?: hmmm idk u tell me Who has the strangest desires?: Jett, idk, he’s kinda weird Any kinks?: yea Maya’s kink is when he doesn’t talk Who’s dominant in bed?: MayaIs head ever in the equation?: sure If so, who is better at performing it?: Jett, but only because Maya doesn’t like doing it Ever had sex in public?: Maya loves herself (but maybe)Who moans the most?: MayaWho leaves the most marks?: Jett probs to piss her off Who screams the loudest?: neither Who is the more experienced of the two?: even playing fields my guy Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?: fuckRough or soft?: rough How long do they usually last?: we just dont know Is protection used?: re: r u crazyDoes it ever get boring?: ehh no Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?: art show

FAMILY:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?: no and noIf so, how many children do your muses want/have?: idkWho is the favorite parent?: JettWho is the authoritative parent?: MayaWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?: MayaWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?: JettWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?: bothWho goes to parent teacher interviews?: both Who changes the diapers?: bothWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby: again, bothWho spends the most time with the children?: Maya, idkWho packs their lunch boxes?: every man for themselves Who gives their children ‘the talk’?: MayaWho cleans up after the kids?: neither Who worries the most?: JettWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?: Maya

AFFECTION:

Who likes to cuddle?: lol neither Who is the little spoon?: Maya Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?: Jett Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?: neither  How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?: literally 10-15 minutes Who gives the most kisses?: Jett, idkWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity?: being pretentious art hoes Where is their favourite place to cuddle?: nowhere Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?: MayaHow often do they get time to themselves?: sometimes 

SLEEPING:

Who snores?: JettDo they share a bed or sleep separately?: share ocassionaly If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?: start out spart, end up together Who talks in their sleep?: Maya What do they wear to bed?: both wear t-shirts probably Are either of your muses insomniacs?: don’t think so Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?: nopeDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?: side by sideWho wakes up with bed hair?: JettWho wakes up first: MayaWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other?: neither, or maybe Jett. who knows. What is their favourite sleeping position?: ?? we dont knowWho hogs the sheets?: bothDo they set an alarm each night?: noCan a television be found in their bedroom?: nahWho has nightmares?: maybe bothWho has ridiculous dreams?: Maya Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?: Jett (Maya’s too tiny for that)Who makes the bed?: MayaWhat time is bed time?: like 5amAny routines/rituals before bed?: noWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up?: Maya

WORK:

Who is the busiest?: neither lbrWho rakes in the highest income?: again, neither lmaoAre any of your muses unemployed?: no, but are they really employed anywayWho takes the most sick days?: u can’t take a sick day from artWho is more likely to turn up late to work?: MayaWho sucks up to their boss?: Jett What are their jobs?: Maya’s an artist, Jett’s a photographer (supposedly), and both students Who stresses the most?: they’re chillin Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?: they’re both annoying n passionate Are your muses financially stable?: i mean, their parents are 

HOME:

Who does the washing?: MayaWho takes out the trash?: JettWho does the ironing?: neither Who does the cooking?: its about the take out lifeWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying?: JettWho is messier?: MayaWho leaves the toilet roll empty?: neitherWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?: JettWho forgets to flush the toilet?: neitherWho is the prankster around the house?: i mean, Maya can’t take a joke soWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?: MayaWho mows the lawn?: whats a lawnWho answers the telephone?: bothWho does the vacuuming?: JettWho does the groceries?: MayaWho takes the longest to shower?: JettWho spends the most time in the bathroom?: its about the same 

MISCELLANEOUS:

Is money a problem?: some whatHow many cars do they own?: zeroDo they own their home or do they rent? rentDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?: neither?Do they live in the city or in the country?: cityDo they enjoy their surroundings?: sureWhat’s their song?: ill have to get back to uWhat do they do when they’re away from each other?: chill Where did they first meet?: on the streets How did they first meet?: Maya started painting him without asking #classis Who spends the most money when out shopping?: JettWho’s more likely to flash their assets?: hm neither Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?: both but especially Maya Any mental issues?: don’t think soWho’s terrified of bugs?: neitherWho kills the spiders around the house?: Jett Their favourite place?: somewhere annoying Who pays the bills?: bothDo they have any fears for their future?: probs about getting jobs idekWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?: good questionWho uses up all of the hot water?: MayaWho’s the tallest?: JettWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?: Jett Who wanders around in their underwear?: MayaWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?: neither smhWhat do they tease each other about?: she teases him about everything Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?: bothDo they have mutual friends?: do theyWho crushed first?: hmAny alcohol or substance related problems?: nah we’re good Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?: Maya Who swears the most?: Maya

[yuorgorblin]

1-100 go go go go go go go

Is a kiss considered cheating? yes

Have you ever faked orgasm? yes

If you could have one superpower, what would it be? control over plants/nature :o

Do you think you are going to be rich in 7-8-9 years? asldkfgj; no imma be hella in debt

Tell us some funny drunk story. i don’t rly have one lol

Why are you no longer together with your ex? lots of reasons, mainly because she was very mentally unstable and demanded too much of me

If you had to choose one way to die, what would it be? some quick painless poison of some sort

What are your current goals? to survive my family until i can finally move out

Do you like someone? i like many people

Who was the last person to disappoint you? disappoint me idk lol

Do you like your body? i don’t dislike it

Can you keep a diet? idk i’ve never tried

If the whole world listened to you right now, what would you say? why is everyone listening to me

Do you work? ye dude

If you could choose only one food to eat to the rest of your life, what would it be? PASTA

Would you get a tattoo? hell yea

Something you don’t mind spending all your money on? coffee 

Can you drive? yeet

When was the last time someone told you you were beautiful? ummm monday

What was the last thing you cried for? lila

Do you keep a journal? not so much any more

Is life fun? it can be

Is farting in front of people irrelevant? no????

What’s your dream car? jim

Are grades in school important? obviously

Describe your crush. tom holland

What was the last book/movie that really impressed you? the book im reading rn

What was your last lie? dude fuck if i know

Dumbest lie you ever told? again, fuck if i know

Is crying in front of people embarrassing? yes

Something you did and you are proud of? get a job?

What’s your favourite cocktail? i dont have one

Something you are good at? reading lol

Do you like small kids? no

How are you feeling right now? tired

What would you name your daughter/son? daughter would be lila, idk abt son tho

What do you need to be happy? paul, a dog, and some coffee

Is there some you want to punch in the face right now? yes

What was the last gift you received? a piece of pizza

What was the last gift you gave? i paid for my sister to get her nails done does that count

What was the last concert you went to? ummmm twenty one pilots 

Favourite place to shop at? starbucks lol

Who inspires you? paul

How old were you when you first got drunk? 17

How old were you when you first got high? tbd

How old were you when you first had sex? tbd

When was your first kiss? freshman year lol

Something you want to do until the end of this year? this question confuses me

Is there something in the past you wish you hadn’t done? obviously

Post a selfie. no

Who are you most comfortable around? paul

Name one thing that terrifies you. space

What kind of books do you read? fantasy mainly

What would you tell your 12 year old self? fuck dude it gets worse hang in there

What is your favourite flower? lilacs

Any bad habits you have? i bite the inside of my lip when im anxious

What kind of people are you attracted to? paul

What was the last thing you cried for? loss

Is there something you don’t eat? Some food that truly disgust you? not really 

Are you in love? yes c:

Something you find romantic? love letters :o

How long was your longest relationship? 5 months and counting

What are 3 things that irritate you about the same sex? pettiness, competitiveness, and shallowness

What are 3 things that irritate you about the opposite sex? hygiene, rudeness, and sexism

What are you saving money for? college/my future in general

How would you describe your bad side? bitchy and insensitive 

Are you actually a good person? Why? mehhhhh

What are you living for? myself

Have you ever done anything illegal? yes lol

Do you like your body? i don’t dislike it

Have you ever made someone feel bad about themselves intentionally? yes :/

Ever sent nudes? yes

Have you ever cheated on someone? never

Favourite candy? i don’t think i have a favorite

Is there a blog you visit every day, or almost every day? Tag it! @cringe-attacks

Do you play any computer games? What is your favourite game? nah

Favourite TV series? parks and rec

Are you religious? Does God exist? dude idk

What was the last book you read? Did it impress you and why? i’m still reading it but it’s called empire of storms and yes i like it it’s interesting and well written if a bit cliche

What do you think about vegetarianism/veganism? do what u want with ur life but don’t make it other people’s problems ya feel

How long have you been on Tumblr? 3ish years

Do you like Chineese food? not really

McDonalds or Subway? mcdonalds

Vodka or whiskey? whiskey

Alcohol or drugs? alcohol

Ever been out of your province/state/country? ye 

Meaning behind your blog name? i dont even remember anymore lol

What are you scared of? a lot of things

Last time you were insulted? a few hours ago lol

Most traumatic experience ? fuck dude idk anymore

Perfect date idea? anything with paul

Favourite app on your phone? probably ig

What colour are the walls in your room? tealish

Do you watch Youtube? Who is your favourite youtuber? ye, jenna marbles

Share your favourite quote. “No one dies a virgin; life fucks us all” - Kurt Cobain

What is the meaning of life? it’s different for everyone

Do you like horror movies? yes

Have you ever made your mum cry? What happened? i’m not sure, she doesn’t cry often

Do you feel lucky or special in a way? yes

Can you keep a secret? yes

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HI FRIEND IM GONNA SEND U ANON THINGS bc ur cool yo. anyway question first: what kind of fandoms are you into? like the url obvs suggests trc, but dyou like any other books/podcasts/shows? (im in the mood to a. get recommendations and b. give recommendations sooo yea yknow lemme know)

oooohhhh thanks for asking this is going to be a v long list but ok so of course i love trc it’s what got me sucked so deep into tumblr also tfc bc you can’t read one without the other ummm six of crows, the grisha trilogy, harry potter, pjo and the wrath and the dawn but tbh i’ll read anything recommended to me on this site bc so i’m trying to get into a darker shade of magictv shows i’m into : (there is some cringey shit here) *averts eyes* teen wolf (10/10 would not recommend- fandom is toxic af and the angst will ruin your life), skam (WATCH THIS PLS), jane the virgin (this is neutral), ouat, shameless, dear white people, *cringes hard* gossip girl and finally sense8