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I take you on a tour of my house but every room looks like this

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Getting the Laundry, Warren Woessner

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on today’s episode of Letterboxd Reviews That Make My Day

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feverishly thinking about love

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“we were lovers in a past life” trope but the current incarnations are enemy-to-lovers trope. when. 

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Sexy Philosophy Readings Onlyfans

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Big fat moon coming up over the neighbor’s farm this evening.

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i just came back from the Joker movie and i think it was a masterpiece, but the only thing i wanna say is can y’all like not have a crush on him??? can y’all clown fuckers leave this one alone???

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hey babe did it hurt when you fell from heaven? it did huh, emotionally, right I get that, because of the– yeah the irreconcilable separation from goodness as a result of a single decision that can never be undone or atoned for, uh huh, sounds rough

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ancient authors ranked by their validity

homer: the OG greek literature. so valid that the greeks sometimes deified him. had some extremely sexy hexameter verse but does lose points on account of probably not being a real person. 8/10

sappho: EXTREMELY gay and valid. writes beautiful poetry but it is in like, the worst dialect of greek. loses some points because of largely not surviving to the modern day tho. 9/10

aristotle: some kind of misogynist bastard who doesn’t know shit about anything. student of plato which is about the least amount of valid you can be. get fucked 0/10

catullus: just a bisexual disaster trying to live his life and get laid 10/10

caesar: a war criminal and bastard -5/10

cicero: did his best which is very valid but also never shuts up about how cool he is which kinda puts a damper on it. 7/10

vergil: gays? bees? the countryside? this dude’s got it all and more. also has extreme social anxiety for bonus Relatability points 11/10

seneca the younger: stoicism isn’t valid 0/10

petronius: hated nero so much that he not only made fun of nero in his book but he also included a letter about how much he hated nero in his will when nero forced him to commit suicide and that’s pretty sexy 15/10

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Lilo and Stitch presenting an accurate representation of Hawaiians perspective on luaus held by tourists. 

#what’s sad about this is that this is actually what Hawaiians had to do when the western culture took over #a luau was a sacred practice #until the westerners took the concept and had the audacity to change it into a time to stuff your face with food and put on grass skirts and coconut bras and dance the hula #and when they had these events, they didn’t even let actual Hawaiian people in #so to make money to take care of themselves, the Hawaiians were hired to work in these disgraceful events to clean up after the tourists like slaves only to make less than a buck #so good job disney for doing your fucking research and educating these people #sadly, this still goes on even until today and it makes me sick

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*thinks abt love until im delirious and feverish*

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Favourite movies (¼): Romeo + Juliet 1996 dir. by Baz Luhrmann

From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, a pair of star crossed lovers take their life, whose misadventured piteous overthrows doth with their death, bury their parents strife.

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lmao

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Adam definetly kept Eric’s pencil after Science class which means that he probably had it with him when he got shipped off to that shitty military school.

So I like to think that everytime he feels down or alone or both he just looks at the colourful pencil and all those bittersweet memories about the one boy who made him feel again pop into his mind.

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Brooklyn nine nine immediately making more explicit jokes the second they got on NBC is the biggest dick energy I’ve ever seen

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Twilight Conversation. Ron Hick, 2013.

Abandonment (The Pair). Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, 1895.

The Café. Federico Zandomeneghi, 1884.

The New Bracelet. Henryk Siemiradzki, 1883.