#Ultraman Fuma x oc

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[Akari stares at her cousin who is standing over a pile of wood looking frustrated.]

Akari, whispering to Fuma: What the hell is Taiga doing?

Fuma: Trying to start the campfire by Ultra-dynamiting.

Akari: Oh... I thought he just had to fart really badly...

[Titas and Fuma bursts out laughing but stop short when a bright hot flash cuts them off.]

Taiga, on fire: Yes! I did it! From now on, you must refer to me as ‘Taiga, Lord of the Flame’!

[Fuma, Titus and Akari stare at him shocked.}

Akari: Hey, Lord of the Flame, you set the forest on fire.

[Taiga turns around and sees the wall of flames behind him.]

Taiga: Oh, Shit-

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Fuma: What's Seven's Agira doing with Rib?

Akari: Trying to teach him an energy breath attack.

[The teens watch as the baby Gomora puffed out these pathetic little smoke rings, it was frustrating Seven's Agira who without warning stomped on Rib's tail! Causing him to release a powerful energy blast from his mouth; terrifying the baby kaiju who went running to Akari and Fuma; he hid behind them while watching Agira warily.]

Fuma, crouching down and petting the distraught Rib: Whoa! Dude, I didn't think Agira would be that rough to the little guy!

Leo, who was watching nearby: Well, with an owner like Seven? It really shouldn't...

Akari: Still....

Leo: Also remember that Rib is a Kaiju. A stomp on the tail is Agira going easy on him, when he's all grown up other kaiju won't show him the same mercy in a real fight.

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[Taro chains Seven to a chair to stop him from ruining Akari's date with Fuma, (Taro owed her a favor so she asked him to distract her dad for her.)]

Seven: You better hurry, Taro. Once that ninja kid gets here, I'll become unstoppable. Unmoored. Uncaged. Downright unreasonable.

Taro: True. But I've been in your head before. I know how you think. I'm the only man who can contain you.

Seven: Wanna know the only problem?

Taro: What's that, Seven?

Seven: I'm already gone...

[Taro looks down and sees that his cousin has disappeared leaving empty chains in his place (he went micro and escaped); Seven's sinister laugh echoes around the room.]

Taro, looking around perturbed: He's in the walls...

[As ultra-fire erupts around his body.]

Taro: He's in the goddamn walls!

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Zero: hey can you change the radio station? I think my friend's show is on.

{Akari who listening to the radio with Fuma changes the radio over to Voice's channel which playing Monster mash for some reason?]

Cello: Doing the "Monster Mash" with you on this beautiful Valentine's Day!

Voice: Cello, why did you play that song today? There must be thousands of love songs!

Cello, flustered: Well, it's... it's kind of a love song. All the monsters enjoying each other's company... dancing... holding their evil in check...

Voice: You played the wrong record, didn't you?

Cello: ....Why are you doing this to me?

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[Ultraman Voice is a blue ultra and Zero's childhood friend who appears in the stage show.]

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[Seven and Zero are spying on Fuma and Akari's date.]

Zero: Do you think they've noticed?

Seven: No I'm sure we're fine.

[Seven snorts]

Seven: Y'know. This kind of reminds me of the time Anne's family set her up for a marriage interview, I followed her and that guy all day... Oh man, I really thought for a second there that Anne was interested in him- I wanted to crush his head like a grape.

Zero, nervously staring behind his dad: Uh...And did miss Anne happen to catch you by any chance?

Seven: Oh, yeah she found out almost immediately; when she wasn't putting on an act with the guy she would shoot me this angry little glare.

Zero: And did this angry glare look anything like that?

[Seven turns around sees Akari looking right him like.]

Seven, gulps: It's pretty spot on actually...

[Yeah, Akari gave her dad and brother an earful after Fuma dropped her off at home.]

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[Base is from a screen shot of my Dress up Darling.]

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[Fuma wakes up in a daze after passing out during a fight he's being carried by someone and immediately assumes it's Titas]

Fuma, strained voice: Thanks, Big T. You're a real pal. *pats him on the shoulder.*

Titas: Um... Fuma? I'm over here.

{Fuma looks to left and sees Titas sheepishly waving at him he looks to the right and sees Taiga smirking at him. Fuma felt his pulse speed up as his hesitantly looked down and saw it was Akari carrying him on her back!?]

Akari: Morning sleepyhead.~

Fuma, blushes: W-wha-...Why are you carrying me?!

Akari: Why not? Is there problem why I shouldn't carry my boyfriend?

Fuma, flustered: You...I...It should've been me!~

Akari, bemused: But it is you?

[Titas and Taiga start to laugh at their friend's predicament.]

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Zero, after Akari goes missing: We have to save my sister!

Fuma: We’re saving a girl? Is she hot?

Zero and Taiga glare at him:...

Titas: Fuma!

Fuma: I just wanna know what we’re getting ourselves into.

Fuma, to Taiga: Is your cousin single? Does she like ninjas?

Taiga: Dude, back off!

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Akari: do people actually tell their crushes they like them?

Taiga: what the hell do YOU do?

Akari: I dunno punch em'? What a dumb question…

[Fuma realizing that Akari punches him in the arm a lot...]

Taiga, notices Fuma grinning: What are you smiling about?

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Geed: so does your girlfriend's dad still hate you?

Fuma: Seven does not hate me. He is just upset that I’m not any other man in existence.

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[Akari and the Tri-squad are ghost hunting, the four are sitting around a pentagram with a flashlight in the center.]

Taiga: If you want to eat my heart, turn that light on!

*Nothing happens*

Fuma, holding an EVP teddy: I think this demon’s a wimp!

Titas: You both have lost your minds.

Fuma: Wanna see me lie on the pentagram?

Taiga: Hell yeah!

Fuma, lying down on the pentagram with the teddy: Here we go!

Akari: You’re crazy.

Fuma: Rock and roll, buckaroo!

[Zoffy who was acting as chaperone for the teens on their "Camping trip" thinks he's walked in on some kind of weird ritual they're preforming.]

Zoffy: What the the hell are you kids doing?

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[When Giant! reader asks Hikari if Akari could shrink her back to normal with her size manipulation ability? after seeing Akari shrink Fuma down to human size while they were playing hide and seek with the other ultra teens. Hikari reluctantly sets up a meeting and immediately Akari reject's R/n's request.]

R/n: Why? You can do it, I saw you do it with that ninja kid!

Akari: Cos your body wouldn't handle it.

R/n: How would you know if you haven't even-

Akari: I have. The result was not pretty.

Hikari, apprehensive: You've tested your abilities on humans before?

Akari: A human, it was a one time thing on a criminal; a human trafficker. And it was supervised by Butcher and Milene.

R/n, annoyed: Well, what happened?

Akari: Things started out fine... Y'know, Without me bashing the guy's skull in for being a creep; I managed grow him to about 55 feet tall, After an hour of Q&A they told me to shrink him back down to normal.

Hikari: And?

Akari: Due to stress from the rapid shrinkage; His insides basically turned to soup.

R/n, blanches: Wh-

Akari: I touched his ankle, he shrank back down when Mile started asking him more questions; he wouldn't answer her then this pink sludge started leaking from his eyes, nose and ears and then he fell over.

Akari: Once we realized he was dead; Butcher decided to open him up right there and... Uh, have you see one of those grass bubbles being drained?

R/n, gags and throws her hands over her mouth: Please stop...

Akari: Sorry...On both accounts. If you want I can ultra size some extra clothes and few earth snacks if that'll cheer you up?

R/n: It would...*under her breath* Though, I don't think I'll be eating anything for a while...

{Hikari pats her on the back]

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{At the reception of Father and Mother of ultra's wedding vow renewal, Fuma is looking around the ballroom when he spots Akari in in her human form wearing a very lovely evening dress.}

Fuma, Blushing: Uh, that's a nice dress.

Akari: Thanks, My dad and aunts made me wear it, I hate it!

Fuma,Clears his throat: Oh...w-Well, I hate it too then!

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Fuma, trying to be flirty: You know, I’ve been thinking about this sweet, beautiful, raven-hared girl all day.

Akari, taking off her hat to reveal her very very dark brown hair: Oh, really? And who would that be?~

Fuma: (⊙_⊙) 

(Needless to say, Fuma’s never gotten Akari’s hair color wrong again.)

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Akari, inviting Fuma into her home on Earth: Have a seat.

Fuma, points at a picture of Anne: Is that your Mom?

Akari: Yep.

Fuma: Tell her I said she's lovely!

Akari: She died.

Fuma: ...I'm going to sit down now.

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Akari: So, my dad doesn’t hate you as much as he used to.

Fuma: Hooray for improvement! I seriously thought he was going to hate me forever.

Akari: He’ll get used to you being my boyfriend, but he’s still going to hate you forever.

Fuma But why?

Akari: You beat him at James Bond Trivia.

Fuma: I can live with being hated for eternity because I know more about James Bond than your dad.

[Akari had Fuma watch and read a bunch of James Bond films and books in hopes that he and Seven would have something to bond over, it worked a little too well.]

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{Akari keeps putting off hanging out with her brother and cousin giving them vague reasons why she can't join them on missions. Zero and Taiga didn't think much of it, thinking Akari just wanted some space, until she declined a date Fuma that's when they realized something was very wrong! They showed up to Akari's Earth to find the ultra teen exhausted and running on fumes.]

Taiga: Whoa, Akari look at those bags under your eyes, have you been sleeping?

Zero: And what the hell is that smell?

Akari: That would be kaiju shit...

Zero: What have Kaiju been attacking your ranch? I thought you said they stayed away from large settlements?

Akari: They do, but this one's different..

Taiga: Different how?

Akari: Like this *She whistles loudly* C'mon big guy! These are my big brother and cousin, they're friendly...

{Zero and Taiga look towards Akari's barn to see a large mass unbury itself from the hay, they gasped when they saw it was a baby Gomora about the size of a semi-truck.]

Akari: Zero, Taiga. Meet Rib, my son...

Taiga: Excuse me, Yer what?!

Zero, looking at his sister flabbergasted: Explanation now please!

Akari: The UFG asked me to investigate when one of the kaiju den's they'd been monitoring had suddenly gone quiet. I found a dead half-eaten Gomora and her nest severely trashed....Save for one egg that hatched the moment I stepped inside the nest.

Zero: And then?

Akari, as Rib tries to chew on her head: I dunno, you tell me....

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Akari, leaving on a mission: No, Rib. You can't come with me!

Rib, trying to follow her: Ras?

Akari: No, you're too little, you'll get hurt!

{The baby kaiju proceeded to throw itself on the ground kicking and wailing while Akari sighs tiredly, luckily Seven manage to distract Rib with his capsule monster Miclas so she could leave. Later Seven gives Akari her own set of monster capsules so she can bring Rib to fight with her on missions when he's old enough anyways.}