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IM SO EMBARRASSED BECAUSE I WAS DOING UNHOLY THINGS (ya know) AND IT WAS LIKE THE 6TH ROUND AND JUST WHEN I CAME I FUCKING MOANED ELVIS NAME 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶.
Now I don't know how to look at my posters after that 馃ス馃ス馃ス馃ス.
#GOD PLEASE#MY POSTERS THEY JUST SAW ME MOAN ELVIS#WHY IS THIS MAN SO FUCKING HOT#UUUUGHGG#Btw I made 7 rounds#I was going to break the record that THE SAME ELVIS caused me to do#Like 10 rounds#Elvis The only man that has made me come 10 times in a night#elvis presley#elvis the king#big daddy elvis#austin butler#elvis x reader#elvis presley x reader smut#elvis 50's#elvis x you#austin butler smut#elvis
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The person who was supposed to help me shorten my synopsis instead increased it by over 120 words. ;_;
#that's a lot for something like this#I want it to be 1000 words TOPS and now it's over 1200 uuuughgg#textual abominations
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mod what candy are you giving out to trick or treaters (in real life) this year?
Costco bag man idk
worst thing about me is I'm not festive, about any holiday. i like passing out candy cuz i like kids but the effort of it all......uuuughgg the hghhgghg
i think i will at least use my twoey puppet to pass candy, so that'll be fun
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uuuughgg why is growing ur hair out such a long process . i accidentally cut my bunny ear sidetails super short like a month or so ago and they are STILL SO SHORT !!!!!! HOW CAN I BE FILLED WITH RABBIT RELATED WHIMSY IN THESE CONDITIONS !!!!!
#i feel so unnatural without them#methinks itll be anpther couple months before they r back to their original length
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Richard with a belly button piercing wawawawa
Anon you can't just throw things like that in my direction and expect me to function properly for the rest of the day
Just imagine a little silver belly button on that squishy tummy, maybe peaking through his chicken coat uuuughgg
I need to lie down now for a while and have some alone time
#anon killing me softly here with a plus scenarios#richard kruspe#rzk#Rammstein#ask#this reminds me of that one nip fic uughgh
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doctors appointment uuuughgg.......
#i know what the doctor is gonna say blah blah blah youve been so inactive blah blah blah#like girl it was the depression my bad 馃槥#finn.txt
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Uuuughgg I waa actually sleeping So well up until now noooo
#gamer txt.#damn period getting in my fucking way#And we have no pads. ive had to just layer up with toilet paper shit sucks
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I just had to read that the difference between pansexuality and bisexuality is that bi people generally don't date trans and gnc people. Yall still really being biphobic on the year of our lord 2019 uh. Please tell me: since when is trans a new gender for bisexuals not to be attracted to it? And why in the actual fuck would bisexuals not be attracted to gender non-conforming people????
The level of stupidity you have to reach to make this conclusion is mind blowing. In what way is this okay in your brain to say.
No hate towards people who identify as pan btw. It's just that the level of biphobia (and quite frankly, transphobia) some people on here have in order to defend being pansexual is astonishing. Like. It's 2019. Bisexuality is not about the "parts" and pansexuality about the "hearts". We bi folks aren't some sex obsessed gremlins. And trans people aren't a whole separate gender so stop saying pansexuals are attracted to "women, men and trans" cause wow, take a step back and read that definition again.
#discourse#biphobia#transphobia#bisexuality#pansexuality#uuuughgg#im so done#since im probably gonna leave this website might as well give my two cents on the discourse#seriously#i just had to read that stuff with my two eyeballs#wtf even
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UUUUGHGG HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!! CHAPTER 2 BABY!!!
BUBBY MONDAY!!!
#hlvrai#sweetposting#hlvrai fic#my fic#half live vr but the ai is self aware#html is bad why doesnt ao3 tell you how to do the line page breaks theyre so aesthetically attractive#bubbyfreeman unsolved au
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(Uuuughgg this was accidentally deleted this post off my blog the first time)
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Another failure ; A ; uuuughgg how to simple.... I always overrender skin and it doesn't turn out like I want it to be.... I cri ; v ;
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Of course a totally hot guy wearing a Totoro t-shirt comes into work the first shift I have my retainer in so I'm slurring like fuck 馃槱 fuck my life
#I wanna sneak my phone number on his receipt#Jade speaks#uuuughgg#like he was hot#I was SO TEMPTED#but I was like#BUT IM NOT AT MAXIMUM CUTE LEVELS HE AND HIS FRIENDS WILL ALL JUST LAUGH#UUUUGH
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but imagine a posesive Elijah and with one look makes you drop your pants and get on your knees then he would give you a little smirk like "good girl". I can't. bye
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Hold Up Bitch
So, I need to just rant a bit. So, as many of my followers know, I have an odd love for cats. Here's the thing, I love dogs too, so calm your tits. Most of you guys accept my love for cats and it's great, but then... There's this bitch I know who thinks I like her and is a total Directionator. One day, we're hanging out (she was giving me some clothes that didn't fit her anymore... They were too short for my legs, but anywhore) and we got on the topic of cats.
Me: I really do love cats! They're just adorable and I just want to snuggle them!
Her: You only like them because of Harry! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Me (in my mind): Bitch, I will fucking cut you, I just love cats.
Me (out loud): Ha ha ha...
Her: I bet you wanna be a drama teacher because of Louis!
Fun Fact: I really do want to be a drama teacher...
Me: Ha ha ha....
Me (in my mind): Bitch I fucking love drama!
Her: You only eat so much because of Niall!
Her: You only look at reflective surfaces because of Zayn!
Her: You only like Disney because of Liam!
Her: HAHAHAH you're such a poser!
Me (in my head): BITCH I FUCKING LOVE ALL OF THAT SHIT! I did the reflective surface thing BEFORE fucking One Direction because I'm SEXY! I eat alot because I'm hungry! I fucking love Disney because I am immature!
Me (out loud): Right ha ha ha ha
.... I wish I was a mean person just so that I could cut a bitch..... Am I the only person who goes through this shit?!?
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