#US Cricket Team

[klanced]

first, hate your header (affectionate) second, its jean-bo-peep, third, when keith's galra shit flares up he has the unbearable urge to gnaw on lance just like an alt girl with her boyfriend

okay but imagine keith having like... cute aggression.

[just2bubbly]

Jasprit Bumrah 2024 is the New York version of Virat Kohli 2022 MCG Stadium

[carryonlikewedidbefore]

Question to the sports fans out there.

Do men pat each other on the bottom in all sports or is it just the cricket?

[vijayasena]

Sighs ......

Format changes

Team changes

Strategy changes.

But in the end the result is ....

We all know

[general-sleepy]

Raffles/Dracula crossover where Raffles and Bunny break into Arthur's house and steal all of his shit while he's out of town hunting vampires.

[chaos-footy]

hey england. can you PLEASE be more normal.

x

[aro-as-in-straight-as-a]

my condolences to the Pakistani cricket team, I really dont think we deserved that one

[magicandmaybe]

australia played a fantastic game but india worked so hard throughout the tournament i am patting my desi mutuals on the back

[backyardcricketer]

babygirl we can crap the bed AFTER rolling the opposition out for 55. we can crap the bed from ANYWHERE in the game.

[khaleesiofalicante]

Haw I can't believe ur bot a loyal supporter of the desis

Haw dani no wonder india lost tch tch

Party at my house ✌🏾

[forzafinally]

Not my mother saying that the media is going to be brutally critical tomorrow towards the team "just like we as your parents get when you don't perform well enough in exams" 😭😭😭

Ma'am????

[just2bubbly]

Learnt that Kane Williamson stepped down as a Captain- and Lockie, Trent and him won't be accepting the NZ contract 👀 as someone who supported them very often, it's heartbreaking to see them go off in a poor direction

[theforgottenfreefaller]

Do you ever just think about random people you went to school with, or played sports with, or worked with and wondering what they are doing these days?

[fazcinatingblog]

Good night Tumblr xx enjoy the cricket for those of you night owls staying up

[batshit-auspol]

For those that aren't in Australia right now, we have the funniest scandal going on.

Firstly let us introduce you to the eye of the storm: Sam Kerr. Sam is a women's soccer player who has in the last year become one of the most famous and beloved athletes in Australia. Captain of the women's national team, Sam became something of a cult figure after the last Women's Soccer World Cup became a complete unpredicted sensation in Australia, with the whole country getting behind the team.

Sam, up until now, has had probably one of the most squeaky clean images in sport. Generally in Australia it is not uncommon for our sports stars to be caught up in scandals involving drugs:

violence:

drinking their own urine:

or if you're cricket legend Shane Warne, probably all three at once.

Contrasting all this, Sam's image as the squeaky clean saviour for sport made it all the more shocking this last week, when it was announced that Kerr was to face trial after having been charged by the UK police of a "racially aggravated offence" involving a taxi driver.

This was shocking news. Nobody knew what to make of it. Sam was a model for young girls everywhere and a national treasure. "This is why we can't have nice things" screamed the nation. It seemed like all hope was lost.

That is, until, yesterday, when the UK police finally revealed the full details of the case, in which Sam Kerr, sporting legend, was arrested for vomiting in a cab, and then telling an intervening police officer that he was a “stupid white bastard”.

Now we probably don't need to point out that in Australia, vomiting in a taxi and then calling a cop a bastard is about as close to a national culture as we have.

You could not have come up with a better headline to make someone a national hero.

Needless to say, Sam in now being hailed down under as the greatest legend that ever lived, and a petition has already been started to have her picture added to the $5 note.

The tide has swung so far that not one, but TWO, state Premiers have spoken out in support of Kerr, and the Prime Minister has even gone on the record describing her as "a delight".

And so ends the racial abuse saga of our greatest sports hero of all time, and the very first reverse milkshake duck to ever exist.

[kyogos]

i could never hate you aspy ❤️