#UR SO REAL FOR THAT

[nottsangel]

wearing a necklace with "princess" on it cause im theo's princess 🎀 💕

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me but his anal princess 🎀💕

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Okay no so I need to get this out of my head and what better way than to plop it into somebody else's lap so that they can add their two cents: I am convinced that the Sully family, at some point, would have an intensely divided war amongst themselves following an argument regarding what pet to get. If it was a human AU, then you best bet they'd be split down the middle on whether to get a dog or cat.

Neteyam is fully in the cat corner and has compiled a hefty amount of research devoted specifically to how to care for/own a cat, along with all of the benefits of having a cat vs. having a dog (for some reason I feel like when Neteyam goes he goes all in or else why bother? He's the oldest in a line up of future deviants, he has no time for half-assed attempts). He already has a name picked out for it and everything (Mittens, because for some reason I picture him being both basic and valid at the same time) and assures his parents that his choice is the best one to go through with.

Kiri is team dog, though she would settle for a cat. A dog would just be so much better for all the outdoors-y shit she and her family does. A morning walk? You can take the dog! Going to the beach? You can take the dog! Camping? You can take the dog! Sure, cats are pretty self-sufficient, but do you really want to have to spend time wondering what you're going to do with the cat while planning every trip?

Lo'ak, surprisingly, is team cat. Why exactly? He couldn't tell you. He just likes their "fuck off" vibe (okay and maybe their fluffy fur and cute little paws and how they meow and how they lie in a sweet little ball of fluff and have you seen how they yawn oh my Eywa their eyes close so adorably and, oh fuck it, he admits it he's in love just get the cat already).

Tuk is team dog and it isn't even close. Dogs are do cute! Dogs are so friendly! Dogs would definitely play with her whenever she wanted and she could train their dog to do the cutest little tricks! It would be her best friend and love her forever!

Neytiri is team dog. She just feels like dogs connect more to their families than cats do and she thinks that the main thing a person should want in a pet is for them to become integrated deeply into the family and all they do. You can take a dog far more places than you can a cat, too, which is also preferable (much like in Kiri's opinion).

Jake is, strangely enough, team cat. I have this little headcanon that he and Tommy spent a good deal of their life in the foster system in this huge city and throughout the many miserable homes they were placed in their only constant was the plethora of stray cats skulking around the city (that has long since stopped trying to get the problem under control because I said so this it my fantasy thank you very much). I also like to imagine that his mother died when they were very young and one of the only memories he has of her is this one time when she was crouching down to try and coax a cat into taking some of her tuna sandwich so he's always just had a soft spot for them because one of the only things he remembers about her is that she must have at least liked cats. Anyways, there's just something about a cat's quiet comfort that he digs. They're warm and small and just feel amazing to hold (plus, he's a sucker for the purring maybe if dogs could purr there would be more of a contest). They already have four rambunctious children (plus Spider whenever Norm fucks off to wherever his research takes him next) and he's not about to get a dog and take a shot at five.

I imagine it gets so out of hand that pretty much everyone around them places bets on which side will win. Ao'nung has zero faith in Lo'ak, so he's betting on team dog. Tsireya has a cat of her own so she's biased, team cat. Neytiri terrifies Norm, team dog. Tonowari has to side with his bro despite being a dog person, team cat. Ronal refuses to participate in this (team cat to spite Neytiri). Kiri has the Spider advantage, team dog.

Who wins? Fuck if I know. I say let chaos reign, I hope they never come to a decision.

ANON. THANK YOU FOR THIS GIFT HOLY SHIT. I AM ~OBSESSED~ WITH THE MINDMELDING WE ARE ALL DOING.

Okay, but consider this?? A dog AND a cat. Mo'at suggests it because it's the obvious solution and they are all dumb for not thinking of it earlier. So then they get a puppy and a kitten and it ends up being one of those fucked up situations where the cat turns out a little more dog like than usual and the dog gets a little bit more cat from the situation. All of a sudden they have a dog to take camping and on RV road trips and hiking and to the beach, and aLSO A FUCKING CAT. Mittens is basically free range dude, Neteyam straps the life vest on the cat and they go canoeing and shit. He and Lo'ak make fun of Kiri because her dog (River) barely fits in the canoe with her, and whenever he jumps out he capsizes her. Mittens can jump after him with little to no disruptions. It's all fun and games until River's trying to get up into Neteyam's canoe right after.

The cat and dog very much enjoy the Sully (and Spider and Mo'at)'s family cross country road trip. River sleeps with Kiri and to Neteyam's utter disappointment Mittens sleeps with Mo'at. Jake likes to throw Mittens overboard while he's throwing Tuk when they get to the sailing and wakeboarding part of their journey, and Mittens LOVEs it. He's the most broken cat of all time. Neytiri has a special raw food diet going for both animals, and they are both so obscenely well trained it's not even funny. They are better trained than Lo'ak, Kiri says. It also takes Lo'ak and Spider that entire summer roadtrip to teach River to skateboard so they can make a viral instagram account. They have to start all over when it comes to surfing, and Ao'nung is disturbingly dedicated to helping even though he "hates" them.

[stevie-petey]

i just want everyone to know i am high and very cozy at the moment (barring any obvious election anxiety) <3

i am also cozy in bed (unfortunately not high)

[osaemu]

nah bc I’d automatically hit up sukuna AND toji after the breakup 🫡

ngl me too

[kismetmoon]

yeag

[ID: a digital drawing set over a screenshot of the Youtube video by Ephemeral Rift “How to Overthrow the Government ASMR” thumbnail photo. The edited-in drawing is that of an original, stylised Flatland character - Liz.

Liz is a humanoid character with a seven-point star shaped head, a single eye with three bottom lashes in the centre of her head, dark gray skin that fades to black on the edges of her head and her forearm, a clawed right hand, a mechanical prosthetic left arm attached to her bicep by a black support, and fluffy patches on her shoulders, elbow and the centre of her chest.

She is sitting down on a black office chair in front of a brown desk with a computer and keyboard on it. She is holding out both of her arms and looking towards the viewer with a half-lidded eye and a raise eyebrow. She is cut-off out of view from the waist down by the desk.

The walls behind her are a brownish-beige colour and there is an empty frame behind her head. The original person from the thumbnail photo can be seen in places behind the drawing of Liz. There is a white border around the thumbnail and text underneath that reads “How to Overthrow the Government ASMR”. There is handwritten text underneath this that says “busylizzy_69”. There is an orange circular profile picture to the left of the text with a simplified and rough doodle of Liz from the waist up - her eyelid is lowered and she is showing the middle finger.

End ID.]

[ungodly-amounts-of-godly-trauma]

Who have been the most three common submissions for woobifyed characters?

tim drake (from batman) & martin blackwood have each been submitted 4 times! wylan van eck, papyrus, will graham, and jonathan sims have each been submitted 3 times

[takami-takami]

Stoned Hawks content is the reason why I closed my eyes and actually tried weed so pls drop that link or I will CRY and call my lawyer

- 🪼 / Jellyfish

JELLYFISH !?!?!??!?! XJFJFIFJUFIFODKAJDIFOFKFJFI

[hungharrington]

ive spent the 24 hrs binge-reading ur stevie work.....now im sad bc i want him to be my boyfriendddddddd also just wanted to say your writing is sooo lovely you characterize him PERFECTLY like ugh so much of the dialogue i can literally see comin outta his mouth thank you for your service 🫡

IM SORRY IM SO LATE TO ANSWERING THIS!!!! this is such a nice message i’m actually so ��😭😭 like compliments on my characterisation? like u know the way to my HEARTTT 🥹 i spend a lot of time making sure dialogue sounds like it would actually be spoken so i’m glad it’s so well read :D i luv u thank u for being here & sending this nice message 🫡

[urdinosaurs]

IM SORRY IK IT MEANS CIGARETTE BUT IN THE HOBIE FIC U WROTE I SAW THE F SLUR AND GOT ABSOLUTELY JUMPSCARED AHGNFBDBFID

NO ITS OKAY I JUST FORGET THAT PEOPLE WOULDN'T AUTOMATICALLY THINK CIGARETTE. UR RESPONSE IS SO VALID DW 🤞

[hollywoodsargeant]

hello! i just wanted to tell you that i love everything you write; last night i read again shark bait (idk how many times i read it so far) and i realised how much i miss not only frat boy logan BUT top logan (and bottom osc) like everybody moved on but i stayed there ?? idk i'm sorry i talk a lot and english isn't my first language so i hope you understand what i wrote 😭 i just love logan and his koala oscar your honor

thank you!!! 🥰🥰🥰 so happy you like my fics tbh i also love shark bait. not to be my own biggest fan but i reread that one a lot 😭😭 first and foremost that fic was written for ME!

and i need to write more top logan (i miss him i am working on some rn promise) and also more fray boy logan… he is just sooo frat boy coded i can’t let it go to waste. i’ve got thoughts and ideas i’m just trying to reel it in to idk i’m working on some stuff rn. we will get there

[canineentity]

YOU GET IT!!

“Why’d you do that?” Please remember that I am using what I’ve seen in humans to mimic them

[spooksier]

passages that make you whisper "oh my god"

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[chososcamgirl]

me thinking about sjaf megumi 🫶🏻🫶🏻

NOT WILLY WONKA PLS HES SO SCARY BRO😭

[khyrrn-v2]

Ohhhhh. That explains it so much better than anyone else in my life ever could

I know this is the Anti Small Talk Website but small talk is one of the most effective social glues out there for getting to know people and forming friendships with them.

When I was just starting out at a job right after college I had a coworker who I thought was the nicest person alive and after a few weeks I realized this was just because she consistently asked other people things like, "How ya doing? Whatcha having for lunch? Got any weekend plans? Seen any good movies lately?" instead of politely ignoring everyone around her.

[actuallymeculture]

me culture is constantly thinking abt factkin. like. imagine someone factkins me. thatd actually be so cool, thatd be such an honor, and i doubt itd ever happen but like. !!!!!

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