#UMMM ANYWAYS CHILE-

[darabeatha]

/ paradise lost is so funny like what do u mean angels blush?!?!

[bubble-dream-inc]

i mentioned my upcoming cod band AU some time ago and bassist ghost has been living in my head rent free since then. i love taking him out of character to fit my agenda <3

[salem-xx]

Dick talking about the moment in the hotel and that being his greatest regret that he didn't stop Kory from walking away or whatever.... ok but also I thought he was gonna talk about a different scene but then i remembered there's barely any dickkory scenes so they just had to pick that one. but I feel like they should've done the scene where dick and kory are like oh maybe we can try again at the end of season 1 and he should've talked about missing her in season 2 when she was off with donna. like her hearing his feelings for her on the recording was interesting...like WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE SAID IT TO HER

[artdcnaldson]

Art’s attitude towards the reader was like “Ummm chile anyways…” when he saw Patrick on her MySpace… that man doesn’t seem to miss her much or he is in denial about it. will that be more explored in part 2 him possibly missing her?? It was great btw like I thought his characterization was accurate. Ofc he would be more focused on Patrick than the reader it’s still sad tho. I desperately need some yearning from the men for the reader cause they be playing in her face!😭😭

He’s in denial so bad. “I just want to see who this asshole she’s dating is…. But I also want to look at her pictures…. And read every blog post she makes…. And see who her top 8 are…. And oops I accidentally added her on Facebook also.”

Just loser pining behavior 😭

[atinystaypixie]

Ummm.....chile anyways. New post FINALLY coming tonight. I promised I would post this week and aint nun stopping me tonight. Thank you for the patience luvs🫶🏽💜🫶🏽💜🫶🏽

[kimwexlersponytail]

finally just finished season two of Yellowjackets and ummm anyway chile…. 👀

[myfriendtheghost]

Umm chile anyway so ummm…Him hat?

I was eating my supper when I read this and I had to put my phone down so I wouldn’t choke on my food because this made me laugh like an idiot 💀💀💀

[milathefox1384]

Mac’s allergies

The foster’s six were at Mac’s place for a little special something. That something could be anything. They were all getting things set up for the event, and trying to make everything look as decent as possible. That was when Mac asked Bloo to go get a few things for the set up, just for decoration.

“Now you go get some flowers and wrap them up in this piece of ribbon,” Mac said to Bloo, “Any kind will do, but please no lavenders.”

“Why not any lavenders?”, Bloo asked.

“Because they’ll tear my head up, and not in a good way,” Mac replied.

“Oh. That makes sense. I get it now.”

Chilly went with Bloo, also. It was just to be sure the latter didn’t mess anything up with the flower picking, as he would usually do. The two went off on their little plant hunt, exiting the house has they did.

“Ummm…”, Wilt stuttered, “I’m sorry, but you probably made a mistake telling Bloo that you were allergic to lavenders, Mac.”

“Oh relax”, Mac assured him, “I’m sure they’re gonna be just fine out there. I mean what could possibly go wrong?”

Wilt sighed and said, “Ok. If you say so.” 😞

Meanwhile in the flower field, Bloo and Chile were picking the right flowers for the occasion, such as daffodils, chrysanthemums, snapdragons, etc. All of sudden, Chilly had this weird feeling that Chi-chan was going to screw this plan all up, and she was probably correct at that. Knowing Bloo and his carelessness  most of the time, he was up to no good at this rate. 

“Lavenders make Mac sneeze. Lavenders make Maccu sneeze,” the little chibi repeated to himself, “Hehehehehe!” 😆😆😆

“Are you sure you what you’re doing, you little small boy?”, Chillion asked in concern.

“Of course I do”, Bloo said, manipulatively.

The anthrophormorphic tiger knew that the little blob was up to something, but she just went with it anyway.

When they got back from their flower picking spree, Bloo and Chilly went back to Mac’s with a large bouquet with them. Mac and the others were surprised on how quickly they picked all those flowers. Bloo brung the bouquet over to Mac.

“Here you go Maccu. Have fun.”

Mac looked down at the flowers Bloo was holding, and it was revealed that the cute, but dim witted imaginary friend had only given him lavenders. The one thing that  Mac specifically told him NOT to bring.

“You blue imbecile!”, Mac shouted.

“Uh oh. Looks like we’re in for a big ride”, Chilly said when she heard this.

“I specifically told you not to bring any La…. Uhh…”

Mac quickly shoved a finger under his nose, hoping that it would make the itch go away, but it was no use. The buildup continued.

“HUuuhh… LAVEN…. AHHhhh… HA.. AH.. LAVENDERS-HAAAAATTCHOOO!!!”

He pulled his finger away as he released the sneeze. The sneeze was so forceful that it blew the batch of tall purple flowers out of existent, along with Bloo. Bloo flew across the room and pushed Chilly along with himself onto the ground. Then Mac sneezed two more times.

“ISHOO! AH.. AHHHCHOO!”

Bloo, now laying on top of the tiger cat, had a face full of white mucus from the sneezes. Mac was feeling pretty mad right now from this incident.

“I’m sorry Mac”, Bloo said, apologetically but almost sarcastically, “I didn’t know those flowers would make you sneeze.”

“Quit pulling my leg!”, Maccu shouted back, “Of course you knew! You were just doing this to make a full out of me!” 🤬🤬🤬

“I tried to tell him Mac,” Chilly stepped in, “This was all his idea.” 😒😤

“What, hey!”

When all that was over, the three looked over to see Wilt, Eduardo and Coco in a pile against the wall as well. They looked over at them in a concern.

“Well?”, Chile asked.

“Oh. Sorry”, Wilt said, “Bless you.. Mac.”

“Thank you, Wilty”, Mac replied, calmly this time, “I’m sorry too” 🙁

“Yeah. Me too,” Bloo stepped in, “If I haven’t gotten those lavenders none of this would have happened.”

“Don’t worry about it”, Mac assured him, “We’re all good now.” 😇😇

Mac sneezed once again, quietly this time.

“Atchuu!”

“Gesundheit!”, Bloo responded.

With all of that being said, the six of them laughed together at that, and everything was back to the way the was before.

[blackgirltee]

okay so I’m back (on my bullshit) lol ummm…

I’m at my highest weight ever :’) and I didn’t even notice?? I was SHOOK when I saw the number lol but chile anyways, I made a promise to myself that I will lose weight until uni starts again (which is in 3 months)

I’m gonna be fasting regularly, so hopefully I can lose like 15-20 pounds 👉🏽👈🏽

[im-gemmy]

jeonghans vibe just being “ummm chile anyways so….” Love it

find my way back: a seventeen social media au

part three: i think you’re right

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having met your best friend, jihoon, online comes with its own set of challenges…especially when he lives thousands of miles away. texting, facetime, and online gaming together will just have to do until one of you has the funds to visit the other. however, when you realize you’ve started to develop feelings for him, something happens that changes everything.

a/n: i have a surprise next part lolol :) let me know your thoughts and if you’d like added to the tag list! <3

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@shoshishua @sakura-uji @bat-shark-repellant @lieminoh @jeonjungkaka @cutiejoshi @woohoney @seventeeneration @dwcljh @coupsiekkuma @hnzwryu @woozisnoots

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[jumpmanjennings]

late night/early morning doodles

[angelmichelangelo]

never have i felt such extreme joy after hearing the word "divorce"

all our therapists around the world are making notes rn

[z00r0p4]

Hm Lots of ethical debates but then no one bothers 2 use the best talking points actual ethicists have come up w/

[acb0116]

Ummm chile…anyway so um while shit goes down on Twitter, I’m just gonna continue with my Danny Down

Spoiled

Desc: This little blurb came to my mind after a certain drummer in a certain Tik Tok yesterday. Would highly recommend it as a daydream in the middle of a long shift ;)

The laughs and banter coming from the green room led you to your boyfriend and his chaotic counterparts.Opening the door, you catch Danny’s eyes looking up and down at the cute outfit you had picked out for the show. 

You’re distracted, however, by Sam walking up behind you and wrapping you up in his arms. “There she is!” He laughs and playfully pushes you around as you grin at Danny. “Watch out, Daniel, looks like Sammy boy’s workin’ to steal your girl,” Josh laughs and tips at his mug of pre-show hot Toddy. 

Danny raises his eyebrows at you as you grin and make your way across the room to greet him. Even in your heeled boots, he towers over you as you lean up to give him a kiss. “Is that so, Mama?” He speaks inches from your lips. “You gonna let Samuel steal you from me?” “Mm-mmm,” you shake your head and quickly kiss his cheek. “You know I’m all yours, drummer boy”

A knock at the door signals to the guys that tech is ready for them to sound check. You sigh slightly as Danny pulls your body to his for a hug. “Sorry, love, but I’ve gotta get to stage. You know the drill.” 

You nod and let him collect his things, grabbing his phone and wrap for his hands. What you weren’t expecting was for him to reach into his wallet and hand you a wad of cash. “What’s this?” Your eyebrows raise inquisitively as you take it from him. “Well I can’t have my girl getting bored while we’re sound-checking, can I?” Danny kisses your forehead and moves across the room to follow his brothers across the arena.

 “Baby, you don’t have to-” you try to put up a fight, but he cuts you off. “I know I don’t, but I want to. I know this stretch of tour is getting long, and there’s a lot of cities out there to explore, even if I can’t go out with you,” his face saddens for a moment. 

You’ve had this discussion many times before, about whether it makes more sense for you to join them on the road or stay back in Nashville. But coming with for a few weeks at a time was the only way for you to see him more often, so you made it work. You nod understandingly and smile at him, grateful.

“Go treat yourself a little, baby, and we can spend some time together before the show, yeah?” He winks at you before letting the door close behind him.

[froggisarethebest]

the interaction i didn’t think i needed until I saw it

[bigballersdaily]

Zo think he was clean yesterday ❗️❤️🎁