#UGHHHH having a gamer moment

[siofra-river]

Finished all the h4 par times

[crymphatic]

Gamer boy gives birth, that's it. I'm sorry if the story I made is a mess, I haven't polished my narrative writing skills in a long time since I have done nothing in 2023, but write conventional stuff. My brain got fried on our 24 page manuscript. Uncensored ver is in the void because I can't verify my twitter :d

Edit: up on pixiv again with revisions and additional stuff :D

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/115124297

The contractions started hours ago, but he doesn't care. He needs to finish this chapter of the game or else he'd be behind everyone else. Why did the game had to update today of all days?

He'd been sat on that gaming chair sweaty, and determined to finished that game. His eyes focus on the screen as he ignores the contractions tht ripple throughout his lower half. They were getting closer from each other. It's almost time, he knows, but couldn't it wait until he finds the exit of this level? The pressure in his ass is getting harder, and harder to ignore. He wants the little shit out, but then he can't finish this game if he's too occupied giving birth. His water breaks during the height of the chase between him the monster. It soaked his expensive gaming chair, and trickles from his legs to the floor, his shorts were long discarded in the laundry pile.

"Oh, goddammit why now?!Couldn't you wait a little longer baby?! Augh!!!" He bores down as a strong contraction pulses through him, denying his body's urge to push.

"Fuck do I gotta push yet? Ughhhh, this is horrible..." He reaches down his anus to feel and check himself. 10 cm, he's fully dilated. He doesn't immediately pull out his fingers, he sticks three fingers in and thrusts in and out to help ease the pain. His other hand pauses the game with his controller.

"Hahhh..." He pants, for a moment, then looks at the paused game on the screen. He died and respawned back to the room before the chase begins. "I don't wanna do it agaaaiiinnn....!" He whines, and push through another contraction. His pushing does little to his emerging bundle. He continues to finger himself for a moment, then takes his hand out and unpauses the game. He pushes again a bit before playing again. His character runs in a long dark hallway with many obstacles to dodge, he troubles to focus on avoiding them as he begins to succumb to his body's urge to get up and give birth.

Another contraction, he pushes hard, almost letting go of the controller in his hand.

"AUGHHH!! Get out already!" He feels the head begin to crown. He should definitely be in a better position, so he does. He squats on the gaming chair, his hole stretches with the head of his baby. Panting he stops, and the head goes back in. He grips the armrest for support with one hand, the controller being crushed in the other.

"Oh god... Don't go back in... " He looks at the screen again. His character's in that room again. He doesn't touch the controller to restart the chase again. This time he pushes harder than ever on the next contraction.

His anus opens a window that his baby is beginning to peer into. It widens as he pushes and pushes. it's beginning to crown again. He release a push and this time the head did not go back in. All this birthing fluid and birthing in general is ruining his expensive gaming chair.

"Yeah... That's it. Be good for mommy... hah... And come out...! Augh!!" He bears down as he pushes He feels his anus be engorged in a fiery pain as his baby slowly comes to full crown. Stopping before he reaches his widest point, he reaches down and feels. The waterworks are waterworking their way, he was willing to finish a stupid video game rather than this? He continues and he's at his widest. The pain is almost over. There's a full length mirror in front of him and he looks at his baby. The stretched flesh around the head makes gives him the ick, he's never doing this again, the head looks like a human baby's head and not an alien like he first hoped. The head's seems to have blonde hair like his, it makes him thankful that his baby didn't get the sperm donor's shit brown hair. He doesn't have the time to appreciate it more when he starts to push again. The pain felt like nothing he'd ever experienced before, his dick's hard, and his face contorted into a pained expression. Whines escapes his throat, and doesn't care if noise leaks into the apartment next to his.

"Ugh,... Hah..." He grunts as he pushes again. The head pops out completely, he's thankful for it, it's almost over.

[honeymaki]

ughhhh i wanna trib with just somebody or mikasa where our fat pussys rub and make the most lewedest sounds and just make a mess on the covers <33 her telling eren she’s gonna go to a friends house but comes back a damn mess from almost overstimming and her mouth sore from suckin tits 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

Warnings: tribadism, slight body description (→jiggly boobies), fem reader, friends to lovers?, college au, gamer boy eren.

"Where'ya going Mika?" Eren's too busy focusing on the game in front of him, pc monitor reflected in his dark eyes, to notice the dark hue in his roommate's cheeks.

"Just out - to see a friend,"

by now, Eren should have cottoned on to this 'friend'. Armin sure did; which was why he made sure to leave a fresh bottle of water in the fridge for later and made sure to leave enough hot water for her to shower, cause he knows she's going to need it.

"I'll leave the front door unlocked though - I assume Eren's going to be up still if you get back,"

It was a test you see, that 'if' making Mikasa flush harder because this is the third time this week she'd been out to see her friend and surely by now it was time to maybe stay over, maybe order food, maybe do something other than -

"Harder! Fuck - harder, please!" you're a mess beneath her, thrashing in the throes of your orgasm, tits jigging with every hard, brutal thrust of the pussy against yours. Mikasa doesn't look much different, hair sticking to her face with sweat and chest spattered with pink - and saliva from your mouth. A trail of clothes led a path from the front door, pooling in the kitchen along with a faint wet patch on the floor, ending on the futon in the living room where you slept in the winter because it was warmer. Her thighs were bulging with every hump, every grind, smacking and sticking and squelching with every upwards thrust,

"Mika!!" you squeal, eyes squeezing shut, reaching up to try and grip her tit, heavy in your palm and you pinch her nipple clumsily, too wasted on pleasure to give it a second thought. This is what - the fourth time you'd cum? squirting deliciously beneath her and causing her cunt to slip and bump quicker against yours, hips a blur, tits jumping, belly clenching, bouncing hard and bouncing too fast to even think about slowing down. God - you look so good taking her like this, so good letting her use you like some damp pussy pillow to hump like she was an 18 year old virgin again. She can't stop, why the fuck would she want to stop? you're perfect like this, limbless and not fighting even when she knows you're overstimulated and jumping with every desperate, hot grind of her cunt over yours. Mikasa is just - obsessed with you, with your pussy, your tits and the way you arch into her hungry hands, copying you and the way you pinch and prick at her sensitive dusty nipples. She does you one better, leg up over her shoulder and folded into your chest with how low she dips, pelvis' slotting together and you're given a brief rest when she attatches her mouth to your chest, slurping and sucking and moaning.

"S'too much - not - no! Mika - fucking - don't fucking stop!" you're always more agreeable when you've got something kissing your cunt, maybe hers, maybe her mouth, or her thigh in this case. Cause the position she's in allows her to shove her muscular upper thigh against the heated, sloppy length of your pussy, slipping hers over your knee and - it's downright disgusting the way the two of you grind on each other's bodies just cause you're so obsessed with cumming, hands all over each other, lips sucking and biting and grunting and squealing. Limbs sore but dancing the same dance over and over till the sheets are dark with cum and her nipples are too swollen to touch, and your clit jumps every time you blink.

maybe - maybe she will stay the night. Maybe -

"D'you - wanna - fuck - order pizza?" you're spread out on your stomach, fingers still wet from having them down her throat moments ago and she's wiping slick from her tit, constantly replaying the way you'd cum so prettily just from bumping her budded nipple against your clit,

"Mika? You there - ?" you're clicking your tongue and yawning, startling her from the lust filled stupor she was lost in and she can't help but giggle when there's an audible squelch from between your legs when you move to grab your phone,

"Yeah - pizza, sounds really good," lips press to your sore shoulder and you hum, almost like a purr at the heat of her body shuffling over yours.

Yeah - maybe she could stay the night.

[sw34ty-pl4n3t]

coom cave - kenma k.

I LOST EVERYTHING ON THIS ONE AND IT ALREADY FUCKIN SUCKED AND IT IS ALMOST ONE AM AND I WILL NOT REST UNTIL THIS IS PUBLISHED SO THIS IS GONNA BE SHIT.

i am a trans male (pre surgery and horomones) so i'm only speaking from my experience. this is trans male reader while having his period while also being a fuckin gremlin. it's awesome and i want to share it dude.

so here's this.

you sat there and groaned, holding your bloated lower belly.

"fuuuucckkkk!" you whined, rolling over and stuffing your face onto the pillows.

"babe shut up, " kenma jokingly said.

"you shut up! you're so mean! i'm in pain!" you childishly said.

"i know and i'm sorry but you've been complaining about it since morning, " he groaned sarcastically.

you pouted, rolling back over and looking around the room.

"maybe i wouldn't complain so much if your room wasn't practically a coom cave dude, " you laughed, pointing at the piles of clothes on the floor.

kenma got up from his gamer chair and walked over to you, spreading his arms and practically jumping on top of you. he went completely ragdoll as you tried to shove him off of you, laughing. he finally propped himself up on his arms, smiling faintly down at you.

"you're the only one i could share my coom cave with because you're just as bad as me, you fucking incel, " he chuckled, greasy hair falling in front of his face.

"i wouldn't hate women so much if i wasn't one, " you half-joked, feeling somewhat girly at the moment.

"wh- no, you're not, " kenma's brows furrowed.

that simple reassuring sentence relaxed you almost immediately. he never said things that he didn't mean. to your knowledge, at least. you smiled at his genuinely confused expression. then you got another cramping pain in your lower stomach.

"IF MY OVARIES DON'T STOP FUCKING WITH ME I WILL RIP THEM OUT MYSELF, " you screeched.

"(y/n) please. i'm about to stream and if you keep yelling about your ovaries everyone's gonna hear, " kenma sighs.

"i don't care dude. i will fucking smite whatever creature decided to make me afab and i'm willing to announce that to thousands, " you stared in his eyes.

"your parents??" he questions.

"yesn't. curse them for bringing me into existence i'm going to murde-"

"(y/n). bro. calm, " he brought a hand to your face, making a pinchy motion with his hand.

"i will bite you, " i warned and he retracted his hand, sighing and flopping onto your chest.

"i couldn't imagine being with anyone but you, " kenma says, reaching up and squishing your cheeks.

"woah, where did this sappy shit come from??" you joked and he squished you harder.

"when can you take the hint and just say i love you?" kenma questioned, squishing your lips together and pulling them apart, muttering 'i love you' in a silly voice.

"why don't you say it first?" you mocked, prying his hands off your face.

"ughhhh you know i'm not good at sap, " he said.

you grinned down at him, feeling smug.

"fine. i wuv you, kenma, " you said, drawing it out in a long and sappy smear, topping it off with puppy eyes.

"i'm leaving. bye. i'm streaming and you're evicted from our room until then, " kenma said, trying to get off of you.

you locked your arms around him, rolling over and keeping him on the bed.

"no!" you childishly pouted. "only i get to see you right now."

"go do self care and take a bath right now. i'll give you bonus points if you give fanservice to the stream by walking in only wearing a towel because i need that money, " kenma joked.

"i'll do it if you wash your greasy ass hair later, " you said,

"fine. now go."

[lairofsentinel]

Maan, Pillars of Eternity is really a good game. So far I've been playing (around 50 hours according to my last save). I found some annoying things though, and the last talk with Durance was… fabulous.

Annoying things:

Soooo muuuuch heterosexuality EVERY fucking place you look at. Characters, and their souls (you can read them) are always showing heterosexual relationship. During your quests, you even find a girl who is pregnant of her uncle… well. You know.  You can find that kind of sick relationships there, because “it's natural” or… “historical accuracy?” (putting aside this is an epic fantasy world, but we all know the historical accuracy is always a convenient excuse for this kind of shit). I mean, ok, we are in a world where the “hollowborn” happens, so it “may” have some sense if everyone is too focused in reproduction. Still yet it's not an excuse, there is not a fuckgin gay char so far I've played. Forget about bisexual ones… pft. You can make lot of characters with complex relationships such as “gays but with duties that force them to reproduce”, or some kind of shit, that will make a lot of sense because there is no healthy babies in this world. But well… ñem.

You only can find one soul of a woman, who is seducing another woman, but with the intention to scam her or steal her coin. So, no. It's not representation.

Ah, wait, you have a brothel. And you can sleep with any gender and race…. Wow, wait, I need a chair to sit down because the shock of massive representation stroke me.  

I can understand a game without romance-mechanism. I don't feel bad about it, but c'mon…. All of them are so fucking stragiht?.

Hiravias has even fucked an animal!. And he also did that with human women, when he was transformed in his animal-shift form. Like….. UGH!. We got here bestiality but homosexuality it's too “gross”.  Or like the speshul snowflake gamers in forums say: “Why everything has to be with lgbt representation?”

Maaaan, it's a fucking WIDE world, with a shit TON of characters. It's immense this world, like WoW, and still yet, not a fucking gay char? Not a single gay romance? Not a complex relationship between people outside the heteronormativization?. Ughhhh. This frustrate me a lot.

In my fuckgin daily life I know a lot of gay/bi people. They are super common, fucker. Why? WHY in a fuckgin world that doesn't have Christianity (instead it has a looot of deities) will repress diverse sexuality so much?

Even Durance – who is a fucking priest- keeps bulling Aloth about sexuality because the nerd is not a macho-predator. The fucking priest is all the time mocking him because he is not “looking for skirts” and fucking women. God, please, diversity!. The world loses a lot of realism when you only have one single sexuality in every character.

What I've loved:

Now, what I've loved a lot is the existential and super deep development of concepts of gods, faith, religion all along the game. It's not just a random sentence in a moment of darkness. No. All chars are all the time questioning what place they have in a world in relation with their gods or goddesses. It's so deep. The wonder if your God exists or not, the negation of suspecting that it may be death, the silence of the gods. My, that. The SILENCE of the gods, how terrible such a thing is for the faithful.

Even Eothas, a deity I chose without knowing more than the brief description you got in the character creation stage, is marvellous. A god that was mortal by taking a body and then “being killed” by other god, because he had to be punished. A god being punished by other!. A God that offered forgiveness to all those who regretted their mistakes and their weaknesses. But Magran, the Goddess of the Fire, who test you through tough situations, punished him because he was weak. Because he allowed others to be weak. Magran is the fire that leave stronger those who survive the flames. If you survive her trials, you will be stronger and stronger… otherwise, you will die, and your weakness will be punished by death. The antagonism in these gods is wonderful. I don't know if it's because my characters, who is a Priest of Eothas, takes all this too personally, and I have special options opened due to my class to discuss with Durance, but… everything is so complex.

These gods are fabulous. They reminds me a wonderful combination of the Daedras and the silence of the Eight from Elder Scroll's game, the Gods of the Dalish and the absence of the Maker from Dragon Age, and the concept of Gods that are not so “divine”, that use and discard their followers, like in Torment: Tides of Numenera.

How philosophical this game can turn into is something invaluable to me. And it's not only about gods and concepts beyond the mortality, it also goes for really grey areas, like the Ciphers; people who can control minds and souls, modifying their memories. If the memory is painful in a person, would you remove it from them?, is that ethical?, is that good? Or is it the first step toward looking for control over that person?. How much of rightfulness there is in a merciful act or a punishing act?

Even animancy, something I usually don't agree in most games because it's shown super oversimplified, in this game made me consider it a lot. Animancy here is like the “science”, risking people to dangers, wishing you will acquire knowledge that will improve everyone's life. Even the experimentation is shown here a lot more complex than in any other game. It's not only “look, I want to know how animancy works, so I got these homeless people and experiment on them, breaking their souls. And I'm happy in doing so.” No, it's more like “I know it's horrible. I have a complex personality that makes me a no single-minded villain, in fact, it's impossible to call me villain. I'm just working for a greater good”.

This game is a gem. If only we could find more diversity in it. And less misogyny.