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Giro d’Italia (2.UWT), Stage 1 (ITT): dominio assoluto di Remco Evenepoel. Il belga subito in rosa
Prima maglia rosa in carriera per il campione del mondo Remco Evenepoel che domina la cronometro di Ortona. Una prova contro il tempo dominata sin dal primo chilometro!!! Il campione del Mondo Remco Evenepoel (Soudal – Quick Step) vince la prima tappa dell’edizione 2023 del Giro d’Italia (2.UWT) la cronometro individuale Fossacesia Marina – Ortona di 19,6 km lungo la splendida Costa dei…
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C'est toujours aussi beau de voir un maillot à pois remporter une étape de montagne.
#Justine Ghekiere#Justine#Ghekiere#belge#Belgique#TDFF#TDF#TDFF 2024#TDF 2024#Tour de France Femmes 2024#Tour de France Femmes#Tour de France 2024#Tour de France#Tour 2024#Tour#France#Femmes#2024#cyclisme#cycling#UCI#World Tour#Women's World Tour#Women#World
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Have you ever seen Mischa Bredewold more relatable than this photo before the start of the women's elite UCI championship race? This is how we all feel about biking in the rain.
Puck Pieterse had plenty to celebrate (she won the U-23 title) but after a long, hard, cold day on the bike, her face says it all.
#UCI Worlds#mischa bredewold#puck pieterse#wwt#womensworldtour#bikegirls#girlsonbikes#womens world tour#women on bikes
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So being exhausted after work today, I decided to watch the replay of the mixed team time trial from this morning because I find time trials chill to have on in the background while I do other work, and I have the following thoughts:
I love the Afghanistan team so much for being there and I'm very proud of them, especially the woman who finished after falling at the start. Good job, guys! That's really hard, and you did so well!
I want more countries to try this discipline, because I think it's really cool, and also I love that this is a sport that forces countries to consider that ALL of their athletes, no matter their gender, are on the same team.
And yet it highlights some of those entrenched gender disparities that we absolutely know exist in sports-- like, I cannot tell you how annoyed I am when I see that the men's side of a relay all have fancy TT bikes and aero helmets and profile bars, and the women are on road bikes with minimal alterations. Like, you really aren't even attempting to invest, are you?
A million badass points to the Italian cyclist who unclipped and went 'round a corner with only one foot in because she was trying to fix her chain by kicking the derailer at the same time. Was it safe? No. Should you do that? Also no. Was it impressive as hell? Yeah, definitely.
I am very impressed by anyone who rode this time trial today who also rode the men's road race on Sunday. I have no idea how Bettiol and Kung and Craddock and Matthews and Powless et al didn't just, like, vomit at the thought of doing YET MORE circuits. (It should be noted, however, that I thought the men's road race was AMAZING and I loved watching it. Although I'm pretty certain it was literal hell to ride.)
Dude, Team USA: I know we got the money. Maybe we should make sure that Neilson Powless's skinsuit actually fits him? Considering that he's about the biggest name we sent to do any of the road race disciplines for these World Champs, it seems like we should maybe try a little harder. Because those shorts were ABSURDLY SHORT and I was about to die laughing.
Like, we are inching perilously towards booty shorts territory there, y'all.
And finally:
I have no idea what was going on with Switzerland on that podium. They were just absolutely vibing up there-- playing with the adorable Highland coo plushies everyone on the podium gets, chatting away while getting their jerseys, and it totally looked like Kung was making some sort of smart remark right as the anthem started playing and Marlen Reusser sort of turned to him, like, "You are gonna get us all in trouble with the teacher, pls shut up."
#uci world championship#team time trial mixed relay#neilson powless#stefan kung#marlen reusser#cycling#you thought you escaped because the tour de france is over#surprise! the obsession continues
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"On the Beach" by Mary Oliver + Brothers, Teammates, Rivals & Friends
"On the Beach" by Mary Oliver (x) | Matej Mohorič & Fred Wright, 2023 Tour de France, Stage 19 (x) | Jonas Vingegaard, Sepp Kuss, Christophe Laporte & Tiesj Benoot, 2022 Tour de France, Stage 20 (x) | Mathieu van der Poel & Jasper Philipsen, 2023 Paris-Roubaix (x) | Ivo Oliveira & Rui Oliveira, 2023 Portuguese National Championships (x) | Marc Soler & Tadej Pogačar, 2023 Tour de France, Stage 17 (x) | Jonas Vingegaard & Tadej Pogačar, 2022 Tour de France Podium Ceremony (x) | Wout van Aert & Mathieu van der Poel, 2023 UCI Cyclocross World Championships (x) | Mark Cavendish & Geraint Thomas, 2023 Giro d'Italia, Stage 21 (x) | Felix Gall & Ben O'Connor, 2023 Tour de France, Stage 17 (x) | Richard Carapaz & Michał Kwiatkowski, 2020 Tour de France, Stage 18 (x) | Ilan van Wilder & Remco Evenepoel, 2022 Vuelta a España, Stage 21 (x) | Mark Cavendish & Julian Alaphilippe, 2021 Tour de France, Stage 6 (x) | Primož Roglič & Tadej Pogačar, 2020 Tour de France, Stage 21 (x) | Julian Alaphilippe & Mirco Maestri, 2024 Giro d'Italia, Stage 12 (x) | Valentin Paret-Peintre & Aurélien Paret-Peintre, 2024 Giro d'Italia, Stage 10 (x) | Juan Sebastián Molano & Rui Oliveira, 2023 Vuelta a España, Stage 12 (x) | Jonas Vingegaard & Wout van Aert, 2022 Tour de France, Stage 11 (x)
Thank you @arriere-du-peloton for answering the call when I asked for cycleblr's favorite hugging photos!
#cycling poetry#i saw an excerpt of this poem and had an italicized oh moment#sorry it's so long but we all love hugging photos so i figure y'all won't mind#something something crying and holding hands and hugging
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How do you learn what a feeling means?
Frame Text: How to Draw a Horse by Emma Hunsinger References: Podium at Super Prestige Diem (2011) | "Aux racines de la rivalité entre Mathieu Van der Poel et Wout Van Aert" (L'Equipe) | Podium at Cyclocross World Championships Juniors (2012) | Wout trailing Mathieu at at Cyclocross World Championships Juniors (2012) | Podium at Cyclocross World Championships Elite (2017) | Wout winning an unknown race | "Van Aert: Van der Poel has always motivated me to beat him" (Cycling News) | Podium at Cyclocross World Cup Hoogerheide (2016) | Podium at Cyclocross World Championships Elite (2015) | Cyclocross Otegem Start Line (2017) | "Mathieu van der Poel and Wout van Aert: The anatomy of a rivalry" (Cycling News) | Otegem (2017) | "Mathieu van der Poel en Wout van Aert, de koningen van de cross: 'Als je niet kunt afzien, moet je gaan voetballen'" (Humo) | Otegem (2017) | Cyclocross Otegem Start Line (2018) | Cyclocross Valkenburg World Cup (2016) | "LOENHOUT: Super Van Aert wins a Trofee 'super modder' + MORE PHOTOS & TV COVERAGE" (Cyclocross Rider) | "The van der Poel-van Aert rivalry: 'It’s impossible for us to be friends'" (Le Course en Tête) | Podium at 18th Superprestige Heusden-Zolder Elite (2022) | Wout and Mathieu after an unknown race (2014) | Mathieu and Wout during the Cyclocross World Championships (2016) | Wout touching Mathieu's back after the Cyclocross World Cup Namur (2020) | Wout and Mathieu after the Tour of Flanders (2020) | Wout and Mathieu after the UCI World Championships - Road (2023)
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Where's the good in goodbye
His mother gently pinches his cheeks once more, makes him promise for the thirtieth time that he will take care of himself and beat up any racist he encounters, and hugs him tightly before finally letting go and joining his husband, who continues to keep his sunglasses on in an attempt to disguise his tear-reddened eyes. They tell him they're going for coffee and Hajime nods.
Iwaizumi hastily brushes away the tears from his cheeks, gathering his resolve before turning to confront Oikawa. His eyes remain fixed on the ground, his brow furrowed, his lips drawn into a trembling line, and his nose tinged with red. Hajime smiles, a bitter mixture of sadness and love, because he has not yet boarded the plane and already misses him so much that it hurts where his heart dwells.
"What a crybaby" He says, his voice too hoarse and too low to get the mocking effect he wanted.
But it's enough for Oikawa to glare at him, his chocolate eyes wrapped in a crystalline coating on the verge of shattering.
"You're one to talk, Cryjime."
Iwaizumi laughs, stretching his arms out towards the love of his life.
"Come here, Tooru" And all it takes is those three words to make Oikawa collapses into sobs before hugging Hajime, who also holds him close, as if he wanted to rebuild him, as if he wanted to cage Oikawa inside him so as never to lose it.
They feel that something is torn inside them, that their hearts are now not beating, but stabbing. Not only Tooru is saying goodbye to Hajime, Hajime is also saying goodbye to Tooru because in ten days, when Iwaizumi starts his classes at UCI, Oikawa will be on his way to San Juan, and there won't be time or enough money yet to be able to travel. And this is what hurts them the most because it is the first time they're separated without knowing when they will be able to see each other again, whether it will be weeks, months or even years from now. Despite leaving Japan because there is not enough room for so much ambition, they are still children. Children on the other side of the world, in a foreign land, where culture is alien and language a barrier to be broken. Where they will have to learn by themselves to anesthetize loneliness and nostalgia in order to continue walking without feeling so much pain.
"Don't forget to do the house tour" Tooru whispers, the voice raspy and wet, as his hand strokes the hair at the nape of Iwaizumi's neck. Iwaizumi chuckles softly, his fingertips tracing soothing patterns along Oikawa's back, as he knows he likes.
"I won't."
"And call me once you arrive."
“Okay”
"And make sure to take good care of the lucky charm Takeru and I made you."
"Mmh" Hajime hums, sinking his face deeper into Oikawa's shoulder, taking a deep breath of his soft perfume, straining to remember it until they meet again.
"And you suck at doing laundry.” Oikawa continues, nestling deeper into the hug, sniffling through his nose before running the back of his hand across his cheeks. “I know you'll put white and coloured clothes together, so I stuffed colour catcher wipes in your suitcase."
"Are you my mom now?" teases Hajime, his smile growing wider as he feels Tooru's laughter reverberate against his chest.
"You wish, Iwa-chan"
They don't know how long they're still there, hugging and talking. Neither still able to look each other in the eye without feeling the urge to tear up the tickets and make the stay a little longer.
But the mechanical voice over the public address system alerting the passengers of the flight to Los Angeles, reminds that time is running against them.
Hajime holds onto Tooru a little tighter before reluctantly pulling away, though his hands remain linked around Oikawa's waist. They search each other's gaze, tattoo the colours of their eyes in their memory for fear that they will fade until they meet again, and then, Oikawa cradles Hajime's face between his hands, caresses his wet cheeks with his thumbs and they both close their eyes before kissing.
It's soft, it involves everything they can't express by speaking and it makes it seem like saying goodbye is less difficult.
"I have to go now" Hajime murmurs against his lips before kissing him once more.
"I know" Tooru whispers back, stealing yet another kiss.
They had hardly slept the previous night, etching their presence onto each other's skin, kissing until their lips hurt, transforming words into unbreakable promises. They had gazed at each other, committing even the smallest mole to memory, smiling and embracing as if tomorrow would never arrive.
"Wait, I have one last thing for you" Hajime interrupts, stepping away to retrieve his backpack, which he had left nearby, leaning against one of the pillars alongside the rest of his luggage. He crouches down in front of it, unzips the large pocket, and retrieves his favourite cap—the one adorned with the embroidered Godzilla figure next to the kanjis. With one swift shake, he unfolds it before standing upright and returning to Oikawa. Iwaizumi smiles at his confused expression before placing the cap over his hair. "Give it back to me when we meet again, Trashykawa."
Tooru blinks, reaching up to touch the cap before mirroring Iwaizumi's smile and nodding.
There's one last hug, a take good care of yourself, eat well and don't overdo like the idiot you are and an I love you too, Iwa-chan. Then Hajime's parents return. Tooru joins them, slipping an arm around Iwaizumi's mother, who reciprocates by wrapping her arm around his waist, while exchanging smiles with Iwaizumi's father, who offers encouraging pats on the back. They watches as Hajime swings his backpack behind his shoulders and hoists up his large suitcase, before turning to face them one last time.
There are no more words.
They wave goodbye, and as Hajime bows respectfully to his parents, tears well up in their eyes once more. Oikawa blinks rapidly, determined not to succumb to tears again. With that, he resumes walking towards the first security checkpoint, alone and without looking back.
The three of them linger in silence amidst the bustling Narita International Airport. Hajime's father noisily blows his nose with his sixth handkerchief of the day and his wife takes a deep breath.
"It seems like only yesterday when I first held him in my arms" She murmurs, her voice still tinged with moisture, yet softened with the tenderness only a mother can have.
Oikawa gives his second mother a gentle squeeze, tilting his head over her.
"Hajime will be fine. Even though he's a brute, he's responsible and strong."
"I know" She smiles warmly, patting his hand gently. "And I know you'll be fine in Argentina too, but saying goodbye to him and you will still hurt so much."
And Tooru understands that feeling so well. After all, he has just bid farewell to his soul.
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i think i didnt wrote about iwaoi saying goodbye at the airport until now omg, hope u enjoyed it!!
u can find this and me on my ao3 🌻
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#iwaoi#iwaizumi hajime#oikawa tooru#haikyuu!!#oikawa x iwaizumi#haikyuu#hajime iwaizumi#tooru oikawa#soft and fluffy#but hurts a bit#hurt/comfort#hq fluff#haikyuu iwaoi#iwaoi headcanon#iwaoi drabble#oikawa crying#iwaizumi crying#everyone crying me too#Iwaizumi's parents#goodbyes are hard#iwaoi kiss#iwaoi saying goodbye#oiiwa#they are so in love your honor#iwaizumi fluff
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Quarter-Finals, Match Three: Matej Mohorič v. Mattias Skjelmose
Matej Mohorič Propaganda
Mattias Skjelmose Propaganda (submitted by poll-runner)
Personal: He’s a super lovely guy with an adorable smile, looks like an elf, likes a cheeky bit of gossip and has no filter, great friendship with Mads Pedersen.
One time he crashed and fell 15m down a ravine, climbed back up himself and yelled “I’m fine, just give me a new bike” which is just. Insane to me
Professional: He’s had a really interesting journey as a rider. He was on top of the world as a junior, rivalling Remco Evenepoel, but was a total dick. Then he got banned for doping because he took some contaminated dietary supplements. Came back a year later and then signed to Trek-Segafredo (much to the irritation of Mads Pedersen, who knocked on Mattias’ hotel room door and asked him why he should believe he had changed, but found himself pleasantly surprised by the type of guy Mattias now was) and now he’s thirteenth on the individual UCI ranking. Rouleur did a great article on him:
#tumblr’s favourite cyclist poll#poll tournament#cycling#matej mohoric#mattias skjelmose#quarterfinals
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Paris - Roubaix (1.UWT): il percorso e i protagonisti
257 km, 29 settori sul pavé per un totale di 55 km sulle pietre. Dylan Van Baarle lo scorso anno stacco tutti vincendo in solitaria a Roubaix Dylan Van Baarle (Photo by Bas Czerwinski/Getty Images) Una delle classiche più attese, la più dura e imprevedibile!!! Questa domenica sar�� davvero una domenica di passione per coloro che saranno impegnati nella centoventesima edizione dell’Inferno del…
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En 2022, Charlotte Kool rejoint la formation DSM pour devenir la poisson-pilote de la meilleure sprinteuse du monde, Lorena Wiebes. C'est elle qui lui servira de rampe de lancement pour ses sprints désormais. Et cette année-là, Wiebes est imbattable, remportant régulièrement des sprints massifs avec plusieurs longueurs d'avance. En 2023, Lorena Wiebes quitte la formation DSM pour rejoindre SD-Works. Les deux néerlandaises anciennes co-équipières se retrouvent pour la première fois sur le Tour UAE où elles se rendent coup pour coup, Kool étant devenue la sprinteuse attitrée chez DSM. Cette année-là, Charlotte Kool montre que Wiebes n'est pas invincible, même si cette dernière reste au-dessus. En 2024, c'est plus compliqué pour Kool qui fait une saison très maigre en victoire. Jusqu'à ce qu'arrive le Tour de France. Première étape, Lorena Wiebes a un ennui mécanique, Charlotte Kool quant à elle lance son sprint trop tôt mais elle est tellement puissante que sans Wiebes, personne ne peut la battre. Elle s'impose avec plusieurs longueurs d'avance sur la deuxième, comme Wiebes l'a fait tant de fois. Pour déterminer qui est la meilleure, on repassera mais en attendant, Kool savoure la plus belle victoire de sa carrière, dans son pays - le Tour ayant célébré son tout premier Grand Départ à l'étranger chez les femmes en partant de Rotterdam, au Pays-Bas - ainsi que la joie de se saisir du maillot jaune tellement iconique. Le lendemain, courte demi-étape, promise aux sprinteuses. Cette fois-ci Wiebes n'a pas d'ennui, elle est même très bien emmenée par le train de son équipe. Kool quant à elle n'est pas terriblement bien placée quand sa compatriote lance le sprint. Mais elle a pris les bonnes roues et elle produit son effort dans les 75 derniers mettre. Elle remonte son ancienne co-équipière, centimètres par centimètres, tandis que la ligne d'arrivée s'approche à grande vitesse... Puis elle la double et franchit la ligne une fraction de seconde plus tard. C'est fait, elle s'est imposée à la régulière face à Wiebes sur la course la plus médiatisée du monde. Ce n'est pas la première fois qu'elle y parvient mais cette fois elle le fait savoir au monde entier. Le titre, honorifique, de meilleure sprinteuse du monde est disputé.
#Tour de France#TDF#Tour#France#Tour de France 2024#TDF 2024#2024#Tour de France Femmes#TDFF#Tour de France Femmes 2024#TDFF 2024#Femmes#cyclisme#World Tour#UCI
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LAURENT LAYRIS—Primoz Roglic of LottoNL-Jumboduring the UCI World Tour, Tirreno-Adriatico 2018, Stage 3, Follonico to Trevi, in Italy. March 9, 2018
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It is fire's nature to strive upward
Mathieu van der Poel, 2024 Paris-Roubaix (Gruber Images) | Dictionary.com | Remco Evenepoel, 2022 Liège-Bastogne-Liège (Gruber Images) | Jonas Vingegaard, 2022 Tour de France Stage 11 (Team Jumbo Visma) | "Fire and Ice" (Robert Frost) | Tadej Pogačar, 2023 Tour de France Stage 9 (Gruber Images) | Jonas Vingegaard, 2023 Tour de France Stage 17 (Gruber Images) | Fire Weather: A True Story from a Hotter World (John Vaillant) | Felix Gall, 2023 Tour de France Stage 17 (Marco Bertorello/AFP/Getty Images) | Tour de France: Unchained, Episode 4 | Mathieu van der Poel, 2023 UCI Road World Championships (Gruber Images) | "Horses" (Wendell Berry) | Dictionary.com | Marc Soler and Tadej Pogačar, 2023 Tour de France Stage 17 (Gruber Images) | "Horses" (Wendell Berry) | Giulio Ciccone, 2023 Tour de France Stage 14 (Marco Bertorello/Getty Images) | Tadej Pogačar, 2023 Tour de France Stage 9 (UAE Team Emirates) | "Tour de France races on to Carcassonne despite 40°C heatwave" (CyclingNews) | Dictionary.com | Jonas Vingegaard, 2022 Tour de France Stage 13 (Tim de Waele/Getty Images) | "Tour de France races on to Carcassonne despite 40°C heatwave" (CyclingNews) | "Soaring temperatures turn up the heat on Tour de France peloton: ‘It was a furnace’" (Velo Magazine) | "Tour de France 2022 Climate-Related Risks" (Janice Kai Chen/Washington Post) | Tom Pidcock, 2022 Tour de France Stage 14 (Gruber Images) | Romain Bardet, 2022 Tour de France Stage 17 (Gruber Images) | "Soaring temperatures turn up the heat on Tour de France peloton: ‘It was a furnace’" (Velo Magazine) | Gilberto Simoni, 2004 Tour de France Stage 17 (Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)
#cycling web weave#web weave#cycling poetry#i'm not entirely sure what this is tbh#it started with the quote from fire weather and the photo of mathieu from paris roubaix and sort of spiraled from there oops#baby's first web weave?#it's me. i'm the baby.
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The year 2024 is expected to be one of the best years for sport fans due to the many events taking place. Whether you are a fan or simply want to know what is happening here is a little recap of the major sporting events taking place that you might find interesting. (I will be mostly talking about the international ones and the european ones as well as the ones i will be following closely)
2024 World Junior Ice Hockey Championships (which is ending on the 5th of January) 2023–24 Four Hills Tournament ( which is ending on the 6th of January) 2024 United Cup (which is ending on the 7th of January) 2023–24 Tour de Ski (which is ending on the 7th of January) 2024 Men's European Water Polo Championship (4-16 January) 2024 European Speed Skating Championships (5-7 January) 2024 Women's European Water Polo Championship (5-13 January) 2024 Dakar Rally (5-19 January) 2024 European Figure Skating Championships (8-14 January) 2024 European Men's Handball Championship (10-28 January) 2023 AFC Asian Cup (12 January - 10 February) 2023 Africa Cup of Nations (13 January - 11 February) 2024 Australian Open (15-28 January) 2024 Winter Youth Olympics (19 January – 2 February) World Junior Alpine Skiing Championships 2024 (30 January – 3 February) 2024 Four Continents Figure Skating Championships (30 January – 4 February) 2024 Six Nations Championship (2 February – 16 March) 2024 World Junior Figure Skating Championships (26 February – 3 March) 2024 Miami Open (17–31 March) 2024 World Figure Skating Championships (18–24 March) 2024 European Men's Artistic Gymnastics Championships (24–28 April) 2024 European Women's Artistic Gymnastics Championships (2-5 May) 2024 Giro d'Italia (UCI World Tour) (4–26 May) 2024 French Open (26 May −8 June)
UEFA Euro 2024 (14 June–14 July) 2024 Copa América (20 June–14 July) 2024 Tour de France (UCI World Tour) (29 June–21 July) 2024 Wimbledon Championships (1-14 July) 2024 Summer Olympics (26 July–11 August) 2024 US Open (26 August–8 September) 2024 FIFA Futsal World Cup (14 September–6 October) 2024 European Women's Handball Championship (28 November–15 December)
All the FIFA Cups held this year: 12 January—10 February Qatar 2023 AFC Asian Cup, in Qatar 13 January—11 February Ivory Coast 2023 AFCON, in Ivory Coast 14 June—14 July United States 2024 Copa América, in United States 31 August–22 September Colombia 2024 FIFA U-20 Women's World Cup, in Colombia 16 October–3 November Dominican Republic 2024 FIFA U-17 Women's World Cup, in Dominican Republic June South Korea 2024 Suwon JS Cup in Suwon, South Korea December 2024 Thailand 2024 King's Cup in Thailand December 2024 Kuwait 26th Arabian Gulf Cup in Kuwait
UEFA finals: 2024 UEFA Europa League final (22 May) 2024 UEFA Europa Conference League final (29 May) 2024 UEFA Champions League final (1 June)
Formula One (29 February - 8 December) and the support series F1 Academy (7 March - 8 December) MotoGP (8 March - 17 November) and the support series
What are you most excited for?
#sport#sports#football#motogp#formula 1#euro 2024#olympics#handball#tennis#road cycling#figure skating#rugby#2024
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get ready for a brand new story full of intrigue and backstabbing, coming to a ttrpg near you, inspired by the real world of pro cycling but containing absolutely no sports i promise please please hear me out dont go let me explain the uci ranking system and the world tour and proseries its interesting and relevant
#actually its just like what if court drama full of noble houses but its rival theatre companies instead#bc i personally cannot write court intrigue it goes against my beliefs#but i also love court intrigue love to read it
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Round Two, Match Six: Simon Geschke v. Mattias Skjelmose
Simon Geschke Propaganda
Personal: Simon Geschke is an old man with a magnificent beard, born in East-Berlin (a soft pisces with a fiery aries moon, we stan a king) and despite living in the south of Germany for a while now he never lost his perfect accent and his dry pragmatic way of looking at the world. He is vegan and has a french bulldog (which...okay...), and his favorite hobby is fiddling with his Schwalbe, a vintage GDR scooter.
Professional: The son of a track cycling world champion probably learned to bike before he learned to walk. Now he rides for Cofidis as a mountain specialist and helper for Guillaume Martin. Biggest moment was gaining the polka dot jersey in the 2022 Tour de France. He held it for nine days and did a special and adorable video for KIKA, the kid's channel, where he counted all the dots on the jersey for the kids. There are 75 dots. Here is the video:
Mattias Skjelmose Propaganda (provided by poll-runner)
Personal: He’s a super lovely guy with an adorable smile, looks like an elf, likes a cheeky bit of gossip and has no filter, great friends with Mads Pedersen.
One time he crashed and fell 15m down a ravine, climbed back up himself and yelled “I’m fine, just give me a new bike” which is just. Insane to me
Professional: He’s had a really interesting journey as a rider. He was on top of the world as a junior, rivalling Remco Evenepoel, but was a total dick. Then he got banned for doping because he took some contaminated dietary supplements. Came back a year later and then signed to Trek-Segafredo (much to the irritation of Mads Pedersen, who knocked on Mattias’ hotel room door and asked him why he should believe he had changed, but found himself pleasantly surprised by the type of guy Mattias now was) and now he’s thirteenth on the individual UCI ranking. Rouleur did a great article on him:
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