#U R OFFENDS ME
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"paraphilics dni" do you guys even know what the words youre using mean anymore or r u just saying stuff
#squeaking#u guys have just convinved urself that “paraphile” & “proship” r synonymous with “offending pedophile” with no regard for what-#-any of those things actually mean#its especially egregious 2 me when objectum people do it#Like. Thats you. You are paraphilics#what ever. im tired#para safe#rq dni
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realized this is long asf prepare urself 4 mimic autism under cut
HOLDING HEAD IN HANDS. 2024 ANNUAL DRIVING ME INSANE . WDYM WHY . WHY WOULD SOMEONE CALL THE LAST STORY ONE MORE REASON TO HATE MIMIC MORE (besides hurting Whisper so bad she changed forever. erhm. lol) WHEN IT EXPLAINS HE'S SOME DUDE WITH ISSUES AND THAT NOT BEING RECOGNIZED AS A PERSON BUT SIMPLY AS WHAT HE IS USEFUL AS MADE HIM INSANE ? it brings a diff perspective of his character. he just wanted to be known but the wrong circumstances made him turn his back on LITERALLY everything . yeah he still killed his team but we got a reason for it. he isnt the ultra evil guy just bc he wants to be anymore STOP PRETENDING HE'S THE NEXT SATAN
I'm really glad they made Whisper and Mimic more "human" and that the diamond cutters got more personality (except Claire. can u give her more lines next time please.) . Not happy that ppl are ignoring that this is LITERALLY a story from the point of view of mimic in favor of cute whisper and awww she was hurt so bad. she did wrong too by never seeing mimic past his actions . not as bad as mimic ofc but they aren't perfect characters stop putting them in "hero" or "villain" boxes
breaths in. okay. anyways
#UR NOT ALLOWED 2 BE MEAN 2 ME ON THSI POST . JUST CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM . thank you#I am mimic's (weakest) strongest soldie r#I would be happy abt all this if I didn't find out abt the annual thru fucking twitter. with mimic slander in the caption#it sounds like I hate Whisper but I rll don't . I just hate how ppl pick favorites and if someone does anything 2 them the offending#character gets exploded#I know mimic kinda sucks . right now specially they've been fumbling his character too much#but the og tangle and whisper issues did him perfectly . he was rll evil so Ig that's what made ppl hate him so much .#he was so well written u hate his guts. not me tho#sonic idw spoilers#hoghog awoos
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Bg3 update: why are they ALL british?
#i guess thats the safest choice in not offending anyone#😔#forced to be british by game#also damn combat is difficult....this is...VERY dnd mechanics....#also npcs should keep their opinions to themselves n not judge me for wanting to do a quest cus I wanna play thr damn game!!!#sry astarion but im gonna game even if u disapprove#all the ppl Im supposed to save keep dying lol#got locked in a conversation while a trap was shooting my whole party full of arrows oops#this could reall use some AI mode for the party npcs...for my soft brain#its so much to keep track of#n those icons r so little...#vermin chat
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Do you answer ever ask? I tried asking something the other day and now im worried I secretly offended you when I just asked about something Geto related 😭
IM JUST LIKE CONFUSED WHY HE WENT EVIL??
Like it seemed to me like it just boom happened??
Is it because toji had no cursed energy and killed riko so then he was like “all no curse users must die!” Or was he just kinda like sad boy gone bad?
Like I am a lost bitch cause I don’t understand what happened?? Maybe im just like dumb idk
Im still new to the fandom but im like so lost on how this happened- like man went from “we must protect to weak!” To “fuck this village”
And OBVIOUSLY THE TWINS PLAYED A PART!!
But even then it feels like that was the final straw ?
IDK IM JUST CONFUSED WHY JE WENT VILLAIN
can someone give a reason as to why suguru became evil as im too lazy to do it. even tho im currently writing an exes to lovers fic with villain geto so I cba to do it here. so I enlist someone else to tell the anon.
#xoxo gossip girl 💋#unknown sender — ★#and yes I do answer asks#I just have been getting LOADS OF THEM#and im tireddd :(#SO NO U HAVENT OFFENDED ME#unless u r a different anon who's actually offended me then I dont think you have
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found you through pokefarm and figured you must be absolutely fucking Hilarious because of your username and I'm so so glad I checked your bio to find your Tumblr, because I guessed your humor with pinpoint accuracy and you're incredibly hilarious
#this reminds me of when i was doing le weed w this one couple and the girl was like “hey don't get offended... but r u a homestuck?” /lh#drugs mention#thank u tho sdfgvbhn
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WTF DO U MEAN HYUNJIN WAS LIVE FOR 7 MINUTES AND MAJORITY OF SKZ WERE THERE
#he is ACTUALLY a criminal offender with these one digit minute lives#like why r u live for less than 10 mins#WHY WERE U ALL LIVE WHEN I WAS WASHING DISHES#like is this a sign the lord does not want me to be a housewife#tfshouldirambles
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ramble about anxieties with psy that got longer than i inteded so its going under the break
my sibling pointed out that we should be careful with melody's character at the risk of falling into stereotypes of black and trans women being seen as annoying/loud/too much but like she is just such a Real Person to me that if we toned her down to try and avoid those stereotypes it would feel Wrong to me? like to me she is not a stereotype she is just a person who is having fun. and the thing is everyone adores her for it, no one except psy thinks she is annoying or Too Much, they love her. but like that is such a major concern to me that i was sure we were gonna get hate mail the second her chapter dropped (so so thankful that everyone seems to love her as much as we do and that that did not happen lol) and now that someone actually pointed it out (my fucking SIBLING no less) i am so anxious about it all over again when i had previously gotten over it and decided 'no, she's not a stereotype, she's a human with many multitudes!'
toning her down and making her "nicer" or whatever seems like. worse. it's just this loop of like. okay but we wrote her that way and we didnt have to. but shes such a real person in our heads. but shes NOT a real person shes a fictional character and we can write her however we want. idk i dont think it is an issue like i think she is good. i think you just gotta see that shes a very complex individual, as are all of the characters in psy. it would be even worse to make her Perfect and Nice and Never Does Anything Wrong to avoid making a black trans woman look bad on screen. like shes not perfect despite everyone she knows seeing her that way. and her seeing herself that way as a coping tool i have said too much
#tho sometimes i feel like my sibling is a little bit too... hmm how do i say this#well one time when we were younger we watched coraline together#and theres a line where wybie calls coraline 'crazy' and also a line where coraline calls the other mother an 'evil witch'#and my sibling got offended by both of these lines#and i was like ok im 10 and im trying to show u my favorite movie im sorry that the child in the movie called his child friend 'crazy'#im sorry that the child in the movie called the evil woman trying to fuckin. steal her away from her world or whatever an 'evil witch'#like i am sorry u r so offended on behalf of all the real life witches you know. but this is childrens fiction#anyways#completely unrelated in terms of content#but do u know what im trying to say#and i mean that was a long time ago#theyre just trying to look out for me.. i was like 'no i know i think you should wait and see where its going'#and they said 'ok i trust you and i will defend u against anyone who comes for u' sdsklfsjdf SO LIKE ITS FINE#but it still got me thinking about it all over again. siiiiiigh#i mean other than that they said they loved it and had lots of very kind things to say about it.#but of course the one criticism is whats gnawing at me. even tho they walked it back like that. lmao#personal
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-_- every time i talk w my dad it just turns into him begging me to change the way that i am and it actually gets on my nerves lilke its been really upsetting me lately
#.txt#bruh#today he begged me to get rid of my vampire collection and to start wearing bright colors#its getting annoying bc things tht were like#part of me since middle school nd even elemteary school#hes like 'change this'#nd im like bro ive been like this for basically my entire life#why r u trying to get me to change now#when ever i dye my hair he begs me to change it to something normal#i think he just thinkgs that everything is a phase and that one day ill change#nd im open to change im open to evolving as a person but i alsmost dont want to just to spite him#idk its just upsetting to constatnly be reminded that he would b happier if i was literally someone else#its honestly a bit offending having him try to change me all the time#i know he loves me and cares for me a lot but it also hurts bc it feels like he loves me for like being his kid but if i wasnt his kid#im not sure if he would like me#i literally got rid of my clowns nd replaced it w kpop bc i thought at least if i had bright colored music albums everywhere he would leave#me alone#but that did not work#i feel insane fr
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it’s me again. you better be finishing up your work. and don’t use the same excuse “but i don’t want to :((“ bc you already know you’re just going to make yourself even more stressed later on and then i’ll end up here AGAIN. ivy, if i have to send in another ask there’s going to be a problem. c’mon babe i know you can do it
anon u have way too much faith in me but i appreciate it sm i'm starting on it rn 💪
#i feel like i should give you your own tag#anti-procrastination anon#r u saying u don't like talking to me about my endearing procrastination capabilities ? /j#hashtag hurt and offended 😔#ivy’s inbox 💌#anon <3
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i have got 2 stop qualifying everything. people who don’t like the way i think can get out. why should i have 2 say shit like “oh i’m like this because i’m traumatized in this way” in a casual convo? if u don’t think i’m normal + that’s a problem 4 u, then u can fuckin leave
#literally can't believe i pathologized myself 4 people who step into a fury over innocent things that only affect me#i literally don't owe anyone an explanation especially if they're total fucking assholes#+ what a fucking weird thing 2 get offended over! that i'm not looking for a relationship?!?!#god i HATE people#+ to like hold it over my head + then be like 'why r u like this when you're surrounded by my healthy relationship?' + she's fucking abusing#her husband+ bragging about not liking him LMAOOOOOOO GET OUUUUTTTT!!!!
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my pattern of girls i've had crushes on is so funny
#like in elementary school i had little girl crushes but i couldnt really articulate that they were crushes#and then in ms i liked the only other 2 gay girls i knew because thats how it goes#then in hs i was like fuck it. ima go all in and have crushes on whoever#so then it was like. one straight girl 2 years older than me. one lesbian 2 years younger than me.#one straight girl dating one of the hottest men at our school and she was madly in love with him.#pretty sure those are the only major ones Hah#only bringing this up bc my MALE SITUATIONSHIP had the AUDACITY to tell me he DOESNT THINK IM ACTUALLY GAY#AND IM CONVINCED HE WAS JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE HE DOESNT WANT ME TO BE A LESBIAN#LIKE BE SO REAL.#also he gets offended whenever ppl bring up the fact that the only men i find attractive are men who look like girls#like sorry that its true. u look like a girl babe.#r
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honestly tho like why do ppl who live in the west get so upset by the prospect of getting “ripped off” by locals in the third world countries they’re vacationing in…like does it matter in the grand scheme of things if they doubled the price of a souvenir bc they know ur a tourist. ur single dollar is worth so much of whatever currency is used in that country bffr
#I get it when it’s like. diaspora who r visiting the motherland tho like I get offended if someone asks for a higher price#but not in a ‘how dare u cheat me out of my money’ way it’s in a ‘how dare you treat me as an outsider’ way ygm#but like every damn Reddit post I see ab Egypt is LITERALLT white ppl complaining ab being ripped off…maybe go duck urself lol.#like why is it the end of the world that ppl asked for a tip bc they gave u directions…the USD is 32 EGP kaitlyn bffr#like even if he fucking asked u for 100 EGP that doesn’t even cover the cost of a ducking Starbucks drink.#my family back home is literally surviving off beans bc of how expensive everything is and ur throwing a hissy fit over 3 fucking dollars.#anyways yea the tldr of this is like. yea locals scamming tourists is kinda slay and they should keep doing it actually.
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i told dad tht its odd tht he n others perceive me as being a massive anime fan when i barely watch any nowadays n hes like but u still WATCH SOME n its like yea n its not much. casual fan but its not my Everything anymore. n he got mad at me bc 'some' is still more than 'any random person' like ??? who cares
#i was saying how my memory is questionable n he was like 'YEA but if we ask u ANY FACT abt ANIME ull kno All Answers' like. no. i 4get#most of the animes i watch tht dont somehow stick w me n even then it fades after a couple weeks. 2 the point it jus depresses me when i#cant remember things abt a show i Liked bc my brain didnt retain enough of it. n i only watch like <10 animes a yr nowadays. not many.#n i said i dont watch many n hes like 'what do u even do in there on ur computer all the time then? jus durrrr Stare? thts sad get a life'#i was offended (bc more often than not im editing or reading or scrolling on socmed or terribly depressed) n i said i do editwork n he was#like 'on What. n not w real ppl huh?' 2 further his point tht im an anime watcher when like.. i AM im not refuting tht but im not a Huge#anime watcher Anymore bc ive lost most of who i am as a person n my ability 2 enjoy things n concentrate n care.#n the edits i make r w game charas -_- so like. not even a gotcha huh.#delete later#dad tag
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you're a pathetic cunt and you will wake up one day wondering why you have no one in your life. you'll have no one to blame for that but yourself though. because you're a pathetic little cunt everyone goes out of their way to avoid. your parents will be so relived when you finally jump off the nearest bridge and splatter yourself across the windshield of a passing car
Bro I said dave strider sucked.
#😭#wait does calling bro offend u cuz u like think bro strider from homestuck is an abuser#i wouldn’t put it past you#also I wouldn’t jump of a bridge!#I would have John Egbert from homestuck firmly plant his fat ass on my face and suffocate me#god if your gonna send death threats at least make them make sense#omg wait r u saying I save cunt?????#yassssssss#can’t hide your secret fanatic from me!!!!
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nobody:....
Me to my fiends: yk when you just randomly say 'i like CAKE' out of nowhere to test the people around you????
My fiends: why are you testing people?????
me across several alternate timelines:
why are you NOT testing people???????? *offended noises*
bc it can sound more offensive than i am assessing their reactions to see if it is truly worth it to hang out with them, or more simply put, a survey *offended noises*
SO ANYWAYS i like cake u morons
if u give me 20 bucks rn ill go to dq rn and get us some icey cake
#i like cake#*offended noises*#if you dont call ur friends fiends r u really even friends???#no offense to those who call their friends fiends#i call what u fools call ice cream cake#ICEY CAKE#shall remain supreme#⭐gramatical mistakes even with gramerly⭐#idk how to spell#my fiends call me a chaos demon sent up from the depths#i had to shorten that last tag so much u have no idea#dont send help
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weird ass bitch fetishizing my culture
LFMAO
#this is xtra funny to me w th single word im using meaning 'waste'#fully fetishizing ur ntire CULTURE??#ok mate thats kinda a self drag#im sorry that u were apparently seething for like an ntire week waiting for me to respond to ur earlier asks iv ben working#im also not gnna answer them tho cuz this made me laugh too hard nd its funnier alone sorry i hope ur day gets better no sarcasm#was not trying to offend or...? fetishize? lmao? just translated a word. u r reacting v strongly. its not evn an aesthetic its a word.#ask#anon
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