#Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

[sournote2014]

Shoutout to autistic female fans of Tuco Ramírez from 'The Good, the Bad and the Ugly'.

[maureenkpliskin]

Warm up activity 2 for the @dollarstrilogyevent featuring Tuco and his amazing umbrella ! <3

[maureenrambles]

I was rewatching The Good The Bad and the Ugly scenes to find references to draw, and then there was this scene with the Union captain, he trips on something, and it's very subtle but you can see Tuco reach out to him to prevent him from falling.

He's so sweet 🥺🥹

[anxiouscowboy]

Someone please draw Tuco as Tom Selleck in Magnum P.I. I implore you

[khazadspoon]

THIS prompt. Based on the vibe of THIS photo:

For some reason I’m now in stunt man/actor territory… have a tentative au idea!!! Sorry it isn’t longer, it’s been a Day.

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The so-called “heroic” leading man had obviously never fired a shotgun before. It wasn’t a particularly heroic weapon, more likely to be carried by villains or their lackeys in these big motion pictures, but Blondie had still expected a little experience given the man’s career.

He and the supporting lead, a man Blondie was slowly beginning to call an actual friend, watched in amusement as the star of the show fumbled with the prop. Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez (who often grumbled about his full name never being used for promotional posters or advertising) let out a quiet snort of laughter. Their shoulders bumped as the man leaned into him.

Blondie shot him a half smile. He’d smiled more on this set than any in recent memory. “And that,” he said dryly, “was a perfect example of how not to do things.”

Tuco laughed again, louder this time, and clapped Blondie on the shoulder. The costume rings on his hand dug in through Blondie’s t-short when he squeezed. “You’re telling me! His elbow needs to be a little higher, and if he doesn’t get his finger off the trigger whenever that damn thing’s in his hand I’ll scream.”

Blondie hummed, aware of Tuco’s hand resting on his shoulder now, focused on how it wasn’t moving away. A curious thing about Tuco, how he joked with everyone on set but only really spent time with Blondie between takes. The man had many friends it seemed, but he didn’t want to spend more time with them than he needed to. Blondie, who was just the stunt double, who had no scenes with Tuco directly, and who had been brought on hastily half way through when the previous guy quit for medical reasons, was the one he gravitated towards.

The director clicked his fingers and motioned for Blondie to come over. He resisted the urge to roll his eyes at the motion, but directors were their own breed, no use in fighting them.

“More gun lessons. Duty calls…” He tipped his head to Tuco and patted the small of his back, thin layers of fabric moving under his hand. It was a good costume, a little revealing at the front but he wasn’t going to complain about that. Tuco was rarely cast for his looks. Blondie privately thought that was a shame; there was a rugged, unrefined beauty about the man, something you couldn’t quite put your finger on until the man smiled at you and rendered you speechless.

Tuco grinned at him. Blondie’s tongue stuck to the roof of his mouth. “Tell the kid to keep his elbow up.”

“And his finger off the trigger. Got it. God forbid you start screaming, Tuco.”

The man’s grin became a smirk, something about it warming Blondie’s belly. “Only for the right reasons, amigo; only for the right reasons.” He winked, teeth gleaming, and sent Blondie off with a wave.

Blondie shook his head and mentally calculated the time remaining before lunch. No doubt Tuco had something to say about the cornbread and grits on the menu. He couldn’t wait to hear it all.

[almeriamovies]

Rare, Eli Wallach as Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez (the Socorro lost scene) in Las Hortichuelas, Cabo de Gata. “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly” AKA Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo by Sergio Leone (1966)

[figs-and-pomegranates]

list 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers ♡

1. Tuco as in Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

2. Talking to my friends - online and offline

3. Visiting new places

4. Writing

5. Singing

[mister-warmth]

Aaand it's snowing too haha... goddamnit-

Feeling like I got the influenza and will now die leaving my eldest boy the farm and the weight of caring for the family today, off to a great start then.

[seadem-on]

“In New York's Little Italy you have two choices. You either become a gangster or a priest” - Martin Scorsese

“Where we come from, if one did not want to die in poverty, one became a priest or a bandit” - Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

[sournote2014]

It's about time I redid this one.

[believerindaydreams]

A03: all characters must be identified by full legal names whenever possible

Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez: oh?

A03: ...forget it

[icarus-suraki]

Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez, known as "The Rat," is the #1 Scungly Guy in cinema. He is literally a dirty scoundrel. He is "The Ugly" of The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. He steals, he sneaks, he has some of the best lines, he's both smart and a smartass.

And just look at him! Look at his rodential scrungle! This is literally his face during a 3-way standoff for a huge cache of gold!

And here's the Wallach Frolic!! (Potential spoilers if you've never seen the movie)

He also nearly died on set??? When he accidentally drank from a bottle of acid???

Vote for my Scrungly Boy!!!

Alla Nazimova (Salome)—Undeniably hot, she is just SO camp it goes back to scrungle.

Eli Wallach (The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly)—Tuco, the character played by Eli Wallach in the Good the Bad and the Ugly, is dubbed as “the ugly” but that is just ironic. Tuco is a cute (dashing) scoundrel, wanted in 15 counties, wearing shredded clothes, and having his gun tied to a string instead of a holster. He talks fast and draws his gun even faster. He doesn’t let it on but he feels lonely because his life as a criminal estranged him from his family.

This is round 1 of the contest. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. If you're confused on what a scrungle is, or any of the rules of the contest, click here.

[additional submitted propaganda + scrungly videos under the cut]

Alla Nazimova:

Eli Wallach:

[CW for Eli Wallach playing a Mexican character.]

There is nothing about this man that isn't scrungly. His own (lifelong, loving) wife laughed when she found out he had avid fangirls.

Eli Wallach was an amazing actor, and his performance as Tuco is transcendently scrungly, especially playing against Clint Eastwood. More like The Good, the Bad, and the Scrungly, am I right!

[icarus-suraki]

If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?

Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan-Maria Ramirez, The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

[almeriamovies]

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly” by Sergio Leone (1966) Eli Wallach as Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez choosing his gun for revenge!

[cirilee]

we sentence the accused here before us...              ...Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

[sournote2014]

Belly flop!

Il Buono, Il Brutto, Il Cattivo - The Good, The Bad And The Ugly (1966)