#Tubbo was here?? 😰

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Bench trio headcanons???? In this economy??? More likely than you think??? But they’re mainly just cbenchtrio being gross feral kids (affectionate)

-Tommy and tubbo both have curly hair but Tubbos is a lot curlier which is why his is messy, Tommy’s is more wavy in its natural state but is just really, really tangled

-people have tried to get Tommy to brush out his hair and stuff but it just gets really tangled and full of debris, really fast

-when he was a kid wilbur used to cut it but he was REALLY BAD at cutting hair and had no experience so he’d just cut it so short it couldn’t get tangled

-Tommy and tubbo have given each other lice/bugs more than once, and if one gets sick the other would be all “cough on me”

-cran got (reluctantly) pulled into their illness-sharing-trio

-ctommy is transfem but kept her name and hasn’t transitioned yet, it’s a “I’m probably a girl but I got issues rn so idrc about that”

-to contrast cran has really fine/thin, straight hair

-as surprising as it is cranboo is the Least Showered out of all of them (cus enderman/water)

-cran also gets sick really easily and has a the immune system of a Victorian child

-tommy dosent cut his nails and bites them into points

-you’d think it’s for a lore reason but it’s really because tubbo can’t peel fruit anymore after the fireworks so he grew them out so he could peel them for him

-cranboo actually has really messy handwriting in print, Tubbos is neater but Tommy’s is really messy cursive cuz wilbur taught him

-they all share food, clothes, and while they technically have separate beds they’d rather all sleep in one together like the powerpuff girls

-they end up sleeping bad but all of them sleep worse alone so they like it anyways, Tommy talks and drools in his sleep and wakes up constantly, tubbo kicks and moves around a lot and ranboo has enderwalks and will put their freezing cold hands/feet on everyone else as well as taking up a lot of space in the bed

-tubbo and ranboo had a bunk bed but they both kept on falling off so they just pushed the mattresses together on the ground and use it as kitchen storage

-Tommy has ectopic canines (like meeeeeeee :3 shameless projection)

Phil got him braces as a kid but he kept on getting stuff stuck in them and popping them out by eating popcorn and candy and shit so eventually phil just gave up after #50 of getting them reapplied, so his teeth are less crooked but he still has his canines

-cran is noise sensitive because of autism, Tommy has no volume control because of autism, tubbo is both loud and scared of loud sounds due to trauma (and autism-)

-Tommy also can’t hear for the life of him bc explosión damage and has tinnitus

-SBI used to play-fight constantly and clingyduo does to but the first time cran saw they were all “STOP FIGHTING GUYS!!😰” and got scared they were real fighting

-alliumduo are both lab grown creations while Tubbo was Schlatts illegitimate love child he left in a box on the street, he wishes he was grown in a lab too

-cran sleeps in long johns for no reason other than it’s funny

-tubbo had blond straight hair as a kid but puberty made it more of a sandy-brown and curly

-cran has readers and bad eyes bc crying burns his eyes too so he’s legally blind

-tommy hate wearing shoes and will track mud in everywhere (he’s a shoes off autistic)

-the beeduo cabin is covered in wall graffiti, Michael has joined in

-Michael is nonverbal

-he also wears a helmet because he has horrendous balance and will hit his bogas toddler head on things

-most people aren’t neurotypical here but nobody is actually diagnosed or medicated

-Tommy chews gum all the time and really loudly, it started by wanting to be like wilbur but wil would never share his cigarettes so he would chew gum to copy him

-beeduo are one of the better parents on the server, but by our standards they wouldn’t be the best, they’re the equivalent of Teen Parents, and they really try their best and love and care for Michael but they aren’t the best influence regardless (they think Adult Swim is a good cartoon for kids to watch type)

-tubbo watched a lot of South Park by that metric as a kid which is why he has the Tweek fit on in his og skin

-they definitely have a lot to learn and are trying to learn as much as they can but will mess up and fumble a lot

-a lot of headcanons for the benchtrio era show them as all cute and cottagecore and while that’s all nice I’d love to see more of them as kind of gross teenagers, they’ve all grown up pretty heavily neglected (even with Phil in the picture) so I like to think they are like recently graduated barely-adults and are all kind of gross and messy and imperfect

-their house is also pretty messy, they have the previously state Bunk Bed as kitchen storage, the walls are destroyed and full of dents from roughhousing, they got drawings and knickknacks all over the walls and wild animals in the house, there’s a clothesline cutting across the rafters,

-foolish is devastated by how hard he worked on their home only to see it looking like a stoner cave minus the weed

-Tommy and wilbur are teen runaways and ran away in the Camar van (it was Wilbur’s old Loded Diper ass garage band van) Phil was a good parent they were just idiot teenagers

-when Phil joined he found them as now adults and they have a lot of awkwardness

-Tommy has hella athsma from inhaling Wilbur’s secondhand smoke while wilbur has borderline lung cancer

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let's talk: canon events! how'd you get into the dream team? what brought you to dtblr?

tldr: general mcyt- early wilbur enjoyer- swearing off dsmp stuff- refinding wilbur and tommy on tiktok - to beeduo 😰- benchtrio tumblr- george tumblr fan- dnf 🧐- dream stan- dteam main- making this blog

here's the whole saga 🥲🍩🔪🐌🦌

okay so I've been watching people play minecraft on youtube since 2010.

in like 2016/ 2017 I found wilburs youtube channel (the old wilbur soot channel now the music channel) I watched some of his vlogs and songs and subscribed to him but then he never uploaded so I unsubscribed 😭

in dec 2018 I watched the jacksucksatlife editor video and I was like wait wtf I know this wilbur guy and went back through his youtube channel. followed that saga until he made his minecraft channel and was really into his videos. if you scroll back on my other blog you can actually find old wilbur posts from 2019.

in early spring 2020 I saw a tiktok and it was about how this guy never wanted to let his friends use his youtube app cause it was all minecraft videos and I was like haha #relatable and I go in the comments and everyone was like "and that's on dream" "that's on dream and george" and I was like wtf who are these people I've been watching mcyt for 10 years

I go on youtube and search up dream minecraft cause I was convinced if I just looked up dream nothing would come up. I was shocked to find hes getting 10mil views on every video. I watch one of the manhunts but decide it isn't for me cause it's too intense lol

Wilbur starts uploading dsmp stream comps to his yt channel. I follow the beginning of the l'manberg plot but get confused and annoyed at his uploads so I unsubscribe again

at some point I watch georges colorblind video cause it was in my recommended and it was kinda 🧐 to me so I looked up his name on tiktok but everything was dsmp funny moments compilations and they were too fast and not funny to me

fast forward to summer fall 2021 I get a crimeboys tiktok on my fyp it's very sweet. I'm like haha that's funny cause I used to love wilbur and tommy annoyed me when he was on smpearth. so I look them up on tiktok and scroll through

I start seeing clingyduo tiktoks and beeduo tiktoks and start watching them stream every so often

I start following blogs talking about them on tumblr and start really following tubbo (but not posting)

some of these blogs were also dteam fans and would talk about dnf sometimes

I was interested in dnf so I watch some tiktoks and yt compilations... then I look through on tumblr and see a lot of stuff so I follow some dnfers.

at first it was mostly cause I liked george so I followed mostly george main stuff and then as I got deeper I was slowly frog boiled into being a dream stan by following more and more dream fans.

I started posting some dteam stuff on my other blog but also just random other stuff and I mostly lurked and reblogged every so often

in November 2022 after the birthday stream I was like fuck it I'm gonna start a new blog and actually immerse myself in the fandom and now we are here!

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NAH BUT THE DROP FOR TUBBO IS ACTUALLY SICKENING LIKE... THIS POOR MAN.... 41K FICS AND ONLY A LITTLE UNDER 6K ARE (PRESUMABLY) MOSTLY ABOUT HIM??? A LITTLE UNDER 15%??? 😰???

love it here truly

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Tubbo placed visiting hours into Tommy's exile, and I'm here to enforce tubbo's word. If you defy it, well, that's something for another time.

- Exile!Dream

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if tubbo placed them, why are you enforcing them? tubbo placing visiting hours doesn't make sense anyways. monitoring someone you exiled seems strange