#Tua s4

[feralnumberfive]

Ignore my apology, I fully meant to sound like an asshole and I double down on my observation and criticism here

Okay, not to sound like an asshole and point out something right away, but in 4x01 there's no way Five wouldn't have noticed the marigold jar missing from the box after Ben took it. The dude was a trained assassin that had to keep track of his briefcase at all times, and the marigold jar was right on top of the box which was right next to his leg. Not to mention Five picked up that box and carried it too

[laurrelise]

steve blackman, when you were deciding that it was crucial for five to have a fucking romance plotline with his brother’s wife did you also find it crucial for five and said brother to have several sweet heart-to-heart moments throughout the season just to lead to them dying with a deep hatred for each other

[whxre4hange]

describing tua characters terribly in one sentence :D

luther: hairy steroid addict who somehow manages to be both the leader and the stupidest in the room, also won’t ever shut up about the moon or his daddy issues

diego: likes leather loves jfk, has the emotional stability and intelligence of a wet paper towel

allison: could solve every single problem in the universe but chooses chaos anyways

klaus: half weed, half human disaster who communes w the dead but somehow still manages to be the life of every party

five: grumpy senior citizen in a teen’s body who treats time travel like a minor hobby and murder like an inconvenience

ben: the typa guy who would be really popular in an anime iykyk

viktor: squiet, unassuming, shy, and accidentally apocalyptic bc no one asked if he was ok when he was a kid

reginald hargreeves: alien dad who raised seven kids like science experiments and then wondered why they all fucking hated him

pogo: talking chimpanzee who is somehow smarter than every other human in the house combined

lila: human uno reverse card with a side dash of mommy issues

also if anyone can find the artist pls dm me so i can credit them!! this art is not mine!! i think the credit is @aspiringoverdose on x but im not sure

[ssmhhh]

the way she’s the first person he looks at when addressing the group…

…and the way they meet each others gaze the second everyone else looks away…

…and how she’s doing the most to seem casual about sneaking glances…

…and how she looks at him like a goddamn snack…the absolute MAGNETISM of it ALL…

[tuaseason5]

TUA s5 pages 33-35

Back from hiatus, here’s a little klaus (as a treat)

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[sunsickjune]

“i felt that five had to have a love story” okay steve !! fine. i’ll humour you. picture this : lila and five in the subway. they’re travelling to different timelines, loosing hope, trying to find a way home. then they get to a timeline and five sees dolores. but she’s a human, not a mannequin. he falls for her. loves her. wants to stay with her in her timeline. and that’s why lila has to force him to come home. she has kids, a husband, a life. five wants to stay with dolores more than anything. but he goes home, back to his timeline, because he knows he has to save his family. because he loves them more.

[acetypeface]

As I’m trying to come to terms with whatever the fuck that was, I’ve decided that:

Seasons 1 and 2 are peak. Absolute masterpieces. Canon.

Season 3 can be taken or left. Has its moments, but overall not as good as the first two. Canon, but only if you want it to be.

Season 4 is a fucking crack fic written at 2am that the author rereads at a later date and decides to delete. Absolutely not canon.

[twobraincells-art]

The 8th of August, 2024

Two mistakes of the universe go for a walk. Despite this, the universe doesn’t chew them up and spit them out. It lets them be. They deserve it, after all.

It’s a lovely day.

[currentlyonstandbi]

all the Deli Fives: *trying to figure out how to fix the timeline and stop the apocalypse*

Brisket Five in the kitchen:

[moon-trees]

Season 4 of tua is the opposite of fan service. Fan disservice if you will.

[feralnumberfive]

[laurrelise]

“i mean, the guy is a monkey virgin from space, it’s a hard match to make. we were all thinking about it” hey five you literally fell in love with a mannequin let’s dial it back

[c0ffeeb1ack]

tua in a nutshell ://

[suzieloveships]

Season 4 of The Umbrella Academy got me like

[fictionandescapism]

Me watching season 4 of the umbrella academy:

[very-straight-blog]

Number Five from seasons 1-3, you'll always be famous.