#Tricorn on the cob watches LK and makes Inane commentary

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I'm so thirsty

LK 122: Friends in Versailles Places

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oooh another ep where the whole animation budget is spent on fashionable ho's! Honestly, palate-cleanser.

Do they bone?

Well, at least everyone here's gonna get some action tonight.

oh my GOD they ARE gonna bone! Good for them.

Hey now, that's Benji's dick you're insulting

oooh its the Laffy Taffy episode!

Ain't shit to do in Philly today, huh, Henri?

Man's absolutely GLISTENING he must moisturize.

AND he brought an entire entourage, damn.

he's the top agent in this outfit, and he's open for contracting!

How does he fucken know, do the French have receptors in their brains to detect Frenchie Pheromones.

whatever Lafayette was expecting, it was not for a feral raccoon child to immediately imprint on him.

Do they bone? Wow I am entirely too invested in the sex lives of the extras.

Henri Richard Maurice Dutoit LeFevbre, orphan.

Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de la Fayette.

Gilbert Fontaine de la Tour Dauterive, the Man of the House

Okie dokie, Jober La Fayette!

Okay but how thrilling is it for Henri, a poor orphan peasant, to be on first-name basis with a fucking marquis within thirty seconds of meeting him.

Undercover whig Lady No-name Phillips is keeping tabs on her daughter.

Can't keep her daughter from flirting with an penniless orphan rebel yank, though.

Moses I know we're all impatient for our otp to be canon but you can't hurry slowburn.

This wasn't in the itinerary!

oh my goddddd do the yawn/stretch/hug thing, James, do it nowwwww

Lafayette is not impressed.

I love how Lafayette keeps politely reminding everyone here he's trying to get to Congress, meanwhile none of these agents can read a room.

"And this is Sarah! :) .... and James."

*deep inhale*

The Baron of Kalb. But I fucking love Bear on the Cob.

Also, calm down, Sarah.

ahhh, the banter.

He's trying so hard.

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LK 102: The Morphine Intolerable Acts

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British Jail AKA Death by Consumption. I feel like Lt. Brampton is gunning way too hard for a promotion. His superior officers probably hate him.

You may have served under Major Phillips, but only Major Phillips served absolute cunt in the Seven Years War.

This guy is FUCKING CREEPY punch his ass, girl!

ooooof creepy AND manipulative as fuck. Fuck this guy up

Chauncey in the back is just like "girl just LIE. LIEEEEEE. I wanna go back to bed. I wanna go back home to Chesterfordmooreshire-upon-Scumblo."

Not only has she decided to commit possible treason, but she's educating, too!

Ah yes the Feminine Art That None Of Us Asked For But Was Learned Due To Society: Acting Spacey And Dumber Than You Actually Are And Its Really Upsetting When It Works, Why Does It Work.

He's on to her. I wonder how many women have used that Feminine Art on him just to get away from his predatory ass.

Chauncey is relieved.

"...oi he's gonna make us keep lookin', inn't he."

"...bloody toffeenose. Never would've happened in Chesteryorkfordtonshire-on-Bumgle."

Is that a new horse or does Caesar have a blaze now.

Yeah, officer, they caught all the feelings.

Oh is he gonna

LORDT he sure did

What a fucking flirt. Also Moses just having to bear witness to it. He's both exasperated as hell and ships it. You know that Pac Rim meme giftset where the dude goes "Oh no she's hot" and the girl goes "oh no, he's hot" and the girl's dad figure just goes "...Oh no." ? That's them.

Bro wtf her bed is so fucking NICE

oh my fucking god this goDDAMN SCENE I WENT SO FUCKING FERAL FOAMING AT THE MOUTH WHY DID THE VOICE ACTOR HAVE TO MAKE JAMES SO SOFT I AM CHEWING ON THE DRYWALL AND TURNING INTO THE CRYPTID FROM THE HYPERFIXATION MEMES.

Ok bye now I'm going to scream into my pillow like a schoolgirl.

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~'Tis a Mystery~

LK 122: Trading Versailles Places

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"because he adopts them."

Are they serving water, hpnotiq, or romulan ale?

whaaat you dread meeting your newest son? But you brought your firstborn other son with you for backup!

"Dad. General Dad. My guy. I'm a foreigner. Me. Your firstborn."

wow Hambone's uncomfortable???

"shut up he's here"

"No we weren't just shit-talking you."

Who knew Washington was so good at talking behind people's backs.

AND your new big brother.

When are they ever NOT snooping.

"Dad I'm literally a bored rich boy with nothing better to do I have no idea what I'm doing."

damn, Frenchie's got Hambone shook.

we might need a few more centuries also why is General Dad so intense rn.

Wow rude.

lol Hambone is also asleep. You're not the favorite son.

lol James can sleep through anything apparently.

I love the design of everyone here.

just had to go and brush his shoulders off.

Don't worry bud! Give it a few weeks there won't be anything left!

Oh no bud what's happenin to your eyeballs.

"'eard u was talkin' merde."

the guy is startled. Taken aback. Bewildered. And a little On Edge.

he is also Unimpressed.

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could be the pizza I ate

LK 122: We found love in a Versailles Place

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Henri: "Quit being a bitch, James."

Lafayette is immediately fangirling

"Are you fucking serious rn, James."

Lafayette's got some crazy eye going on over Washington.

Sarah, Marky has been spending the past five minutes gently reminding y'all that he's trying to get to Washington/Congress, does nobody read the room.

Its apocryphal and didn't happen, but man, we'd all like if it had happened that way.

They are just stoppin' up traffic on High street, ain't they.

Henri: "Jesus Christ get me the fuck out of here."

yoinketh'd

just kidnapped that 8-year-old 12-year-old

oh my god someone FINALLY paid an invoice.

its not even noon and this man is clocked OUT

what are you trying to say, Hancock? Is Dean a ho?

God I love Henri, immediately adopted Lafayette and just ready to fight at the drop of a hat.

"chill, bro."

he looks so excited for storytime.

Do they bone?

Lafayette was also immediately ready to fight lol

"so I bought an entire fucking ship."

I feel like they could have put a little bit more nuance here? Not that the French court in the 18th century was THAT nuanced.

THERE we go, that's how you get a Frenchman on your side.

"but we REALLY want to."

Laf, I don't - I don't think - Laf where you goin'.

I like how Lafayette went balls to the wall with his dress.

Lol his first mate is hella into this, do they bone?

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These take too long

LK 107: Green M&M Bois

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Wait hold up. Y'all get jumped, bound, gagged, and kidnapped, you demand to speak with the manager, and as soon as you have the opportunity the first thing you ask about is real estate??? Sarah. Honey. You were briefed about this.

James you ADHD impulse-control-deficient ass, read the room.

You gotta correct him like a puppy.

She. Has. A. Point. Y'all.

"...are we the baddies?"

That doesn't... that doesn't make it better, bro.

Dude. Creepy.

Failed the sleight of hand check.

Buddy that is a 15/16 year old girl you're taking out all this frustration on. Do you feel like a big man now?

James quit being an ass, yes your sarcastically written notes will probably be very funny in hindsight but your friend is getting creeped on.

I... I really don't like LK Ethan Allen. This feels real smarmy, appealing to an impressionable teenager in order to sow division in this friend group of, and I repeat myself, teenagers.

"How are the Grants homes?"

"Oh them? Yeah. They're fine I guess."

oh now he protecc?

Sounds like someone is real into Sovereign Citizen rhetoric.

Kidnap and arson. The usual.

God I hate him. Can I punch him?

Fucking hell bro, this is some Neegan shit.

lookit the balls of steel on this girl omg. Don't fuck with a Phillips.

... well, no, you built the house for shelter, but go on, I guess.

Its unclear to me how that quite works, also are y'all gonna like, spray down the surrounding area to keep the housefire contained and not start a forest fire, or....

Look at this fanboy. James the hunky designer furniture in the shape of a man with undeniable charisma talking about political philosophy is a shithead please stop ogling him like that.

Ah now he's starting to see?

oh no. Impressionable teenage boy with misplaced anger gets swayed by charismatic tough guy. A tragedy as old as time :(

You are. Arguing with. A Teenager.

god I keep forgetting teenagers can be such assholes.

I'm just gonna hop in here and let y'all know that not only did this show introduce me to OTP with Sarah/James, it also introduced me to NOTP with Sarah/Arnold. If its your otp I'm not gonna yuck your yum but it rubs me VERY INCORRECTLY and I will have a visceral reaction every time anything borders on it.

That being said I can also see where themes can be spun from her having a misguided crush on who she would likely see as an older man that occupies a very specific niche of Proper, Organized, Effective Military Leader Of Men. Something something redcoat dad issues incarnate. I'm pretty sure that's the point of why the LK team chose to present it in this fashion and though its my NOTP, I can dig it from this perspective.

That being said James' crush on Ethan Allen mirrors her crush on Benedict Arnold. They both are crushing on terrible older men lol. Huh, I see what you did there, writers. I see you.

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At least I now have less stuff going on

LK 119: Along the Delahow?

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Who could have known this would happen??? Not me!!!

Man is *gasping* he didn't know the first rule of Colonialland. Those magnificent cheekbones can't save you now!

She wasn't readyyyyyyyy.

timeout here but why do american conservatives like flags so much. Is it because they're loud and flap about?

"not exactly" girl shut up, you said "Do we have a chance" and "God help us" like a month ago.

Oh fuck you, art department, for making this look cute. I know its probably not supposed to be an S/J moment but I swear to god y'all were torturing us.

oh my god Y'ALL ABOUT TO LOSE ONE IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR FROSTBITTEN MULLETY ASS IN FRONT OF THE FIRE, HUGHES.

Ok but this is kind of cute in a Brothers Being Bros kind of way.

Well he certainly didn't pull you straight, amirite

He just fucken. Leaves. No goodbyes, no verbal cue that he's leaving the convo. Just turns around and walks away. Wow we must be related

You should probably share your intel with the rest of the agency, James.

LOLOLOLOL that kid who leaked US military shit in that forum NEVER watched LK and it shows.

And yet you still haven't answered my question about the kettle corn!

There we go.

Why is he allowed to do this, Retreats Georg wasn't done.

Sarah: "Are you fucking kidding me rn"

He ships it.

Hey now! Baltimore's all right! ...Sort of!

She has a point!

Quit. Gazing. At. Each other. Actually pls continue, its making my inner 11-year-old squeal.

Honestly the battles of Trenton and Princeton have gotta be in Amrev's top ten most Roadrunner/Wiley Coyote moments. A true benny hill vibe.

why the fuck does this 15-year-old-18-year-old have a miniature of George Number 3 and why is it making eyes at her.

Anyway byeee

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Or maybe all the tea I drank

LK 122: Heaven is a Place in Versailles

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pfffffft all the way to South Cackilacky, that's somehow worse than the Mayflower getting blown all the way to fucking Mass.

lololololololol Cackilacky would open fire.

Wow they went from Stan Your Ground to Bring This Man Around Town.

aww shit road triiiip

lol I bet Congress is absolutely sauced rn.

nice save there, Sarah, your patriot was almost showing.

...Henri that would defeat the purpose of why he went and bought himself a fucking boat.

"Live in your mansion." Henri you are simping so hard how long has it been since you've been around a Frenchman? Surely there are Quebecois that come visit Philadelphia.

I see, Henri just wants that drip.

"...Well ok then."

"everything I have" aren't you boat-poor, Laf?

Sarah's not *super* thrilled she got voluntold to be the transcriber, but she doesn't mind all that much.

Congress: "without pay???? Say no more, fam."

"People who can afford to be defrauded of their labor!"

oooh yeah. Those delegates are sauced.

the only person here to properly pronounce marquis.

Major-General jesus fucking christ they fucking *are* sauced.

Pondering the Gourd.

Moses, let a girl ponder a gourd and a selection of Purple in peace.

Not to interrupt this very important dialogue but I wonder how long it took the studio to get halfway decent at drawing cocked hats, they are a BIIIITCH, also is that a fucking machete they're using to cut that cheese wheel.

H A M T R A N S I T I O N

is a ham transition a hamsition.

Okay I am actually curious wtf is this.

Gettin a taste of that Pilly nightlife, Jober?

is Lafayette supposed to be short or did James grow a fucking inch gotdamn the great dane/beagle puppy had a growth spurt.

Okay fangirl, take it down by like one notch.

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I started this a month ago lol

LK 121: Symbolic Sluttington

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Is she wearing an army ranger hat?

oh my GOD again with the yankity reins.

y'all are late to the party!

Do you think he has latent PTSD from his house burning or do you think he was too young for any lingering trauma from that.

Patriot residents of Danbury: so... uh... whatcha doin with your chimney there, bud?

tory residents: NOTHING.

This man is carrying torches like a dad carries cotton candy at the state fair.

oh dammit she hasn't figured out he's a creep

Well, maybe she's starting to

I mean, valid strategy.

"They can't destroy our FREEDUM."

Boy shouldn't you have done that earlier.

I like to think I'm funny.

oh my god its the Hillbilly Twink!!! Didn't that guy want to beat the shit out of Sarah like fifteen episodes ago?

Holy fuck look at this man's chin jesus fucking christ I was not prepared for Weapons-Grade Hapsburg over here.

How long has this girl been awake and tailing? She's gotta be the second-best field agent in this outfit.

SPOILER ALERT:

awwww he got another attaboy from a Dad Figure!

why is his mouth so bi-OH MY GOD HE'S DAN HALEN

HE EVEN SORT OF SOUNDS LIKE DAN HALEN

yoooo the Sluttington sisters are packin ' heat

THE SLUTTINGTONS WISH A LOBSTER WOULD.

yeah 'cuz he can't very well run from 20 gotdamn muskets.

I'm not going to dignify the following scene with any commentary, just know the NOTP is cringe and stirring up the selfsame rage that having to endure Terra/Beast Boy canon instilled in me nearly 18 years ago.

Moses looks concerned, THANK YOU Moses.

Good lord this is so ripe for awful terrible Dad Issues.

Moses ships it and would much rather see this happen. Thank you, Moses. We're gonna end it on this note.

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I want to drink all the tea

LK 120: Alexa, Play Hamilton

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yes, yes, here he is, APUSH's favorite disaster bisexual, Xander Hambone.

Also how the fuck do you not know the proprietor of the Pennsylvania Gazette is Benji-fucking-Franx???

"Is the advantage that I get to fight someone?? Ooooh, do I get to fight someone right now???"

lol James has a crush on Hambone.

Ah, return of the beagle/great dane puppy.

"Henri, please, I'm objectively the most attractive man in Philadelphia. I don't need your help."

I just... why are you having this meeting right now.

I can't right, Deane is unmoved by this situation. Does Franklin just... take all of his meetings in a bubble bath? Honestly, goals.

Why did you wait until you were balls-deep in a bubble bath to say that.

Benji: "Hmmmm.... have you tried sleeping with the french government?"

lol apparently, Versailles is the middle school girls' locker room.

"that soap isn't sulfate free"

Oh yeah go ahead, just fucking walk in on a bathing man.

"I didn't mean to intrude" yes you fucking did.

Meanwhile, Benji's just like "room for one more! :) "

"I was fucking your wife!"

"I'm fucking his wife, too!"

Yes I saw that porn, too, Benji, but I don't see what that has to do with this?

and by that he means Bancroft's wife.

why did the animators make her smile like all the time in this episode. Also VAX YOUR CHILDREN.

ooof, antivaxxer doctor spotted.

the parallels to sentiment against the COVID mRNA vaccine here are disconcerting.

"say it will give you" buddy that's. That's what the inoculation is. Did you not read the pamphlets?

I feel like. There was. An Antivaxxer. Tryna throw hands in the writer's room.

"Heard there was danger?" Also where the fuck is Abby's daughter? Surely the writers could have had her here and still have Sarah be the one to go first?

The writer's room, dropping little hints about how much they would love to be writing character development for their beloved OCs.

I mean. Just personally. I'd be a little uncomfortable if Xander Hambone said he sensed a kinship with me.

You know, whoever was making background characters for this episode seems like they had some fun.

They up all night to get some.

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Its only like 7:30pm why am I so sweepy

LK 121: Cindaquil Sluttington

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I'll Make A Man Out Of You, but Colonial.

I am both distressed and creeped out.

*uncomfortable flashbacks to creepy 8th grade geography teacher*

Mrs. Adams gonna choke a bitch if he makes a pass at her adopted daughter.

Lucy Knox coming in as backup.

Who fucking let this guy play interference.

I need you all to know I am having a very visceral reaction to this and its not just the ginger beer and cider.

lol fucken DENIED.

Mrs. Adams is practically eyerolling, she knows whats up.

Dustin Hoffman putting his whole fucking pussy into this role.

Man you really don't need to eavesdrop on Arnold, he just yells his business if you wait patiently enough.

Mrs. Adams. Is not having it. I love her in this episode stg.

Her facial expressions are all of us rn, Eggs Bennie please get ur hands off the 15-year-old 19-year-old.

Is this guy really doing a victory lap. Nobody believes you're banging John Adams' wife, Bennie.

What, is this creepy-ass dude checking her out, too? Someone tell me Chris Hansen is in this house.

...I can only hope that you're in on the sting operation, too, Mrs. Adams, or else this is a pretty bad lapse in judgement.

literally me rn shit now I know how my mom felt when I was dating a 21 year old in high school

Oh dear. Oh bby. Oh you sweet summer child. Turning it into a work outing will not stop an old creeper from creeping. I know from experience. Mrs. Adams please chaperone for the love of all that is holy.

Again with the interference did Eggs Bennie hire this fucknut.

lol okay but these frames and the voice talent's annoyed sigh give me life lol. Squirrely interference man is jonesing for Mrs. Knox action.

I am. Grossed out. By this scene. And why is he gripping Mrs. Adams' arm so fucking hard.

I have never been so relieved to have a scene switch in my life.

Girl what are you doing with those fingers.

Honestly I have the same expression watching this stepford-ass family, too. Wow I really do not like this ep.

lololol you don't gotta be a bitch about it, James.

For some reason that made me think of Atmosphere.

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So sleepy but we gotta start season 2

LK 121: Nyquil Sluttington

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These are the most dramatic trees since the opening to Fox and the Hound.

why is he going so fast??? What is he running from?

Also I see Caesar is in his gray era.

I wonder where the budget went.

Just Kayla. I feel like there's a child labor law that got sidestepped here.

oh my god he's talking to the horse. Secret Horse Girl, 10,000x over.

I don't understand why you're bitching about this, this is your favorite topic and you're literally galloping to get there.

Keeping up with the Sluttingtons

Still talking with the horse lol same though.

Well maybe if you hadn't wasted all that energy galloping...

"Quit yoinkin' the reins, my guy, sheesh."

oh my god James, he is already halting why must you yank so much.

lol he looks so offended.

GIT OFF MA LAWN

I just want to know how they told Kayla to play that line, because it is not very threatening and I assume it was meant to be sarcastic/threatening.

again with the yankity reins, for a horsegirl he has pretty bad eq.

Caesar is not having any of this.

this episode feels lowkey the LK fandom's Beast Boy/Terra moment, TT cartoon canon is bullshit, Raven/Beast Boy forever I will fight you, why do none of my ships end up canon.

I assume this is supposed to look good but I hate peas.

Is he at the kid's table or something, someone get this man an appropriately-sized chair he looks like he's sitting in one of these

that is... alot of money.

...what do you think, Sybil?? He's a journalist, do keep up.

"why?! >:( " Girl I can't with you.

Ooof hit him right in the self-consciousness, guess which writer's room finally got to flesh out some character development?

"You come into my house and do journalism???"

Girl why are you so angy.

The writer's room is trying to hit an enemies-to-lovers speedrun record with this episode and I am not here for it.

Is that his wife or just another kid. Who was she.

"...is too old for you and also gross please stop."

goddamn this is the episode of NOTPs, what next, Henri and A Stable Work Schedule?

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Hyperfixation is Killing me

LK 107: Green Mountain Coffee Bois

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Henri you had one job.

I just woke up so brain is slow with the commentary. something something tonedeaf teenager.

Sarah just couldn't wait to hop on James' case probably 'cuz she wants to hop on James.

I wonder where the budget for this episode went.

that side-eye. 10/10 ya gotta meet her sass with sass.

jesus christ, James, some situational awareness might be useful, this is why you're not the best field agent.

But also now I get why you were being sassy, you were holding up the press.

Oh God she misses her dad.

Its his backpay for being the best spy in this outfit.

awww he's checking in on his Beloveds.

The courier's casualness makes me think this is a common occurrence. Sidenote I wonder if he carries treats for his favorite doggos on his route. Side sidenote is he super short, is James hella tall, or is it both.

I feel like this is bothering her more than she lets on.

There it is, there's that Phillips daring-do.

Franklin in highly amused at how excited the intern is getting over his favorite thing in the world (journalism)

He needs his paycheck to fix his lazy eye, Benji.

I feel like this is not the first time we've seen Henri fiddle with what looks like a jeweler's saw, its like an 18th century fidget cube.

There are times I wish I could have been in a fly in the recording studio.

Just gonna leave this here.

It's yellow journalism and you know it, Moses.

The article was written by sentient designer furniture in the shape of a man.

I mean she isn't wrong. Also I love the hair flick detail.

I do love that resident hyperbolist doesn't know what hyperbole means.

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in honor of the LK Commentary Midterms, I have gathered some season 1 edits:

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oof its been a minute my bad

LK 119: Around the Delawhat?

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Nothing gets past the Secret Bisexual.

Where?

*vague hand gesturing* something something edutainment.

In case you failed geography.

Not with that attitude, jeeeee-zus!

The Continental Army is relying on all of Hesse-Cassel not being morning folk.

There gonna be kettle corn? I don't wanna go to no parade if there ain't kettle corn involved.

...You haven't answered my question about the kettle corn, Retreats Georg.

Wow rude.

These children are tailgating this guy so hard, but mullety Virginia man is used to it.

And there isn't even any kettle corn!

And I trained up hogs to sing opera at Wolf Trap!

She isn't wrong.

Buddy why are you so angy. I hate when the Freedum Brainworms fuck with his ability to empathize. Or is it just the stress of continual retreating and nobody teaching you a healthy way to cope? Maybe he's wondering what its all been for.

They gonna make that 14-year-old-17-year-old work for his journalism.

She's gonna be the only one without sore arms by the end of this.

Lookit them. Lookit those spec-ops twirl!

I ship it.

What is this, stomp?

They ship it, too.

Oooooh yeah. These jaegers fuck.

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LK 102: The Gluten Intolerable Acts

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rolled a fucking 1 on charm, this kid does not get a break.

I wonder. How many times has he had to resort to using his traumatic background in order to de-escalate a conflict? How often does it work? How does it feel knowing that the best way to protect himself from others' casual cruelty is to reveal and relive a traumatic childhood in order to inspire enough passing pity that he keeps himself safe? Am I looking too much into a DIC cartoon?

Ok but you sort of deserved that.

Broad daylight. In front of everyone. Makes away with an entire fucking pie. I love him. I love this raccoon-ass frenchman.

Hey there, Lord North's Parliament? Yeah, its Hindsight. Yeah, not tryna step on your toes or anything but trying to smooth out a wrinkly situation with an unhappy populace by a series of acts and calling them "The Coercive Acts" may not be the best idea. Maybe find a better name for it? No? Okay then.

Moses I love you but read the room and recount his traumatic backstory a little quieter okay. Also jfc those are massive apples.

God this sounds so much worse as an adult and knowing the human capacity for cruelty. Henri my beloved let me hug you and love you and tousle your hair.

Well now we know why he's always acting out, avoiding chores, and constantly eating. Also probably where he ground his Sneak stats up to 100.

Okay honestly I love this part??? James found his little brother, Moses knew what it was like to be owned by another person and also live in hellish conditions on a ship...

OH GOD AND HE DIDN'T KNOW ENGLISH THE TERROR BUT THE TRUST, TOO, KNOWING THAT THEY ARE YOUR FAMILY NOW. THE. FOUND. FAMILY.

oh God hold... hold on I just need a second.

Your honor I love them I love sibling energy, ride or die.

Also I love this interaction? He's only known her a few months but has already decided she was also in the You Roll I Roll We Roll category, so he gets upset, but then Sarah very rightfully puts him in his place, and then they devolve into Georgian Speech and Debate kids enacting an interpretation of if Locke and Rousseau ever met.

Sarah: "Doesn't Phillis have rights??!!?!"

Henri: Word, she got you there, chief.

Gorgeous 100/100 the TENSION

I love how Phillis is just like "no, fuck the British, by the way I have a *fucking key to an entire print shop* go wild, kiddo."

Okay these lines about sabbath day feel very shoehorned in but gotta love Chaos Bitch coming in with the self-driven destiny, someone's all about Manifesting That Shit.

THE VOICE ACTORS ARE FLIRTING THEY SHIPPED IT

oh my GOD. Nigel, Basil, Chauncey. The writers came up with the most British names they could think of.

Basil is not having it. "You fuckin' wot? Woke me up for this? Waste of taxpayer's money."

To be continued.

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ADHD really going brrrr right now

LK 117: Captain Benzodiazepine

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They very much so were not, and I think its a shame DIC/PBS decided that this particular detail needed to be sugarcoated. They could have shown Sarah make a daring escape with some of the other camp followers, or smth.

Fuck goddammit shit I feel a fanfic coming on.

Man that is not helping James right now.

Oh my God is he gonna cry?

Damn how fast is he skittering down the palisades?

Also the soundtrack has NO chill right now with the violin swell.

THE ANGST! THE ANXIETY! THE DRAMA! Seeing your loved one's face everywhere you look! Sorry I'm going feral rn.

He fucking. Literally. Falls to his knees. Someone PLEASE explain to me why this isn't canon in the end.

Okay so I wanna timeout with some notes.

"Yes... I'm safe."

First of all: got some survivor's guilt going on.

Second: The fact she's put so much emphasis on I'm safe makes me think that in the original draft, Corbin is supposed to be fucked up and captured and not present here in this scene, and she was added back in later for Sugarcoating.

Interesting. She's hopeful for the American cause. Is it because on a subconscious level she's an American and is denying it?

You're confusing your boyfriend and its giving him a heccin' concern.

In this house we stan Empathetic and Caring James but also gotdamn, I'll say it again, the expression work in this ep is pretty solid.

I know you're trying to remind me of History facts and distract me with DILF Washington, but 1)I'm immune to DILF Washington and 2)

How can I not think about them?

Freedum.

Ok now the animators are flexing on us with this upshot.

This was a terrible day to do this I have so much to do byeeee